...Just say no?
If a normie asks you if you play games they just want to hear you respond with one of the 1-5 games they played in college (usually league, OW, csgo, dota, whatever)
did you just walk out of high school into the real world? how the frick do you lack any level of basic communication skills? what the frick is wrong with you?
See you know her little coinslot is way too tight to take an adult man's dick so you'll obviously have to go with anal and it's almost guaranteed that DW has very poor anal hygiene and likely doesn't wipe at all
Stinky indeed
Yes, I play Zgirls3, Maplestory M, Azur Lane, Last Origin, A Girl Adrift, Bistro Heroes, Nier Reincarnation, Aggretsuko, Megaman X Dive, KartRider Rush, and Elona. Also going to try MyHeroes soon. What do you play, dear coworker? Fate and FEH? How pedestrian.
I shill limbus company even tho it's not even out yet, so I can shift the conversation in trying to sell them project moon games, I need to PUMP those sales
There are actually some good games on mobile. Not my preferred platform but disregarding an entire library is a bit narrow-minded. Anyway even gachashit is decent for passing time at work or on public transportation.
i will never not find this fricking insane and weird and gross
the biggest sign of being an adhd zoomer is not being able to go the time it takes you to dump without a screen
My actual friends got me to download Pokemon Go again so I guess I'd say that since it's a pretty acceptable answer to the average person. Beyond that though I have: >Teppen >Vita Fighters (only use it for Training Mode if I want to do stupid combos) >Afterburner Climax >Shatter Remastered & Into The Breach because apparently I get them for free via Netflix? >The free version of Pawnbarian which I only downloaded because somebody from here made it >fan-made recreation of an LCD game given out in Happy Meals that I had as a kid, for the novelty >Retroarch
The only ones I don't mention when answering that question are Destiny Child and Azur Lane. Everything else like F/GO and Action Taimanin are fair game.
Coworker actually asked me once and i just said elden ring. Then went on to talk about how much i love all the shitty things in the game as well as saying that PvP is the best thing i have ever experienced. Never asked about vidya again.
>remember having a shitty office job >would get my m8 to play advance war on my laptop and pass it around. >got him into the series >try playing AWBW >hated it
Yeah sometimes you gotta get these fricking normies into actual quality titles.
Advance wars a good gateway into some real fricking TB strategy games.
That game is kinda extreme for normies. Lots of actually underage girls, sometimes half naked. Something like konosuba or princess connect that have same gameplay is much more approachable
"no"
I guess I'd answer them.
...Just say no?
If a normie asks you if you play games they just want to hear you respond with one of the 1-5 games they played in college (usually league, OW, csgo, dota, whatever)
>Oh you play overwatch?
>What's your rank bro
Y-you too........
did you just walk out of high school into the real world? how the frick do you lack any level of basic communication skills? what the frick is wrong with you?
Anyone else ever wanted to have nasty, stinky sex with DW?
huh, never thought of it before but she's honestly perfect for hatefricking
She's 5 years old, that's a child.
You're lusting over a child.
and?
so? She's not even human
>so? it's not only pedophilia it's also zoophilia
based moron
See you know her little coinslot is way too tight to take an adult man's dick so you'll obviously have to go with anal and it's almost guaranteed that DW has very poor anal hygiene and likely doesn't wipe at all
Stinky indeed
your post made me immediately think of that broken toothed poo-eating pedo
Yes, I play Zgirls3, Maplestory M, Azur Lane, Last Origin, A Girl Adrift, Bistro Heroes, Nier Reincarnation, Aggretsuko, Megaman X Dive, KartRider Rush, and Elona. Also going to try MyHeroes soon. What do you play, dear coworker? Fate and FEH? How pedestrian.
GET A FRICKING JOB b***h
Coworker, we are at work. Did you forget your antipsychotics again?
You can't really play all those gachas without having a job you know. Not all of them are f2p friendly
genshin is
"Yes, I play Guardian Tales, is pretty good"
I want to hatefrick dw
DW is for punching, not lewding.
This anon gets it, you are meant to punch DW's cervix with your benis.
I shill limbus company even tho it's not even out yet, so I can shift the conversation in trying to sell them project moon games, I need to PUMP those sales
Yeah mate, I play Masters of Madness, Shattered pixel dungeon and Raspberry mash. You?
>Report him to boss for playing mobile games instead of doing work
>he gets put on probation
>I get promoted to his job
isn't it only 3rd world kids without computers or console that plays "games" on phones?
how desperate or bad taste do you need to even attempt that?
There are actually some good games on mobile. Not my preferred platform but disregarding an entire library is a bit narrow-minded. Anyway even gachashit is decent for passing time at work or on public transportation.
I own a gayming PC but still play gacha on my phone, gachas are low maintenance you only play them for like 10 minutes twice a day.
Nope. Consider leaving your house and talking to real people sometime anon.
For me, it's sudoku, picross, and subway surfers
I show them the game of Snake on my flip phone.
tell them i don't use my phone at home
if you dont use your phone when shitting youre a psychopath. simple as
i will never not find this fricking insane and weird and gross
the biggest sign of being an adhd zoomer is not being able to go the time it takes you to dump without a screen
"I play 3D Space Cadet Pinball" https://github.com/fexed/Pinball-on-Android
My actual friends got me to download Pokemon Go again so I guess I'd say that since it's a pretty acceptable answer to the average person. Beyond that though I have:
>Teppen
>Vita Fighters (only use it for Training Mode if I want to do stupid combos)
>Afterburner Climax
>Shatter Remastered & Into The Breach because apparently I get them for free via Netflix?
>The free version of Pawnbarian which I only downloaded because somebody from here made it
>fan-made recreation of an LCD game given out in Happy Meals that I had as a kid, for the novelty
>Retroarch
"no."
>Yeah I play Floppy Bird
I be honest and say that the only game on my phone is solitaire that I sometimes play while I'm taking a shit or on my breaks at work.
Laugh in their face and say no.
The only ones I don't mention when answering that question are Destiny Child and Azur Lane. Everything else like F/GO and Action Taimanin are fair game.
Taimanin is fair game?
Yeah Action is family friendly.
Coworker actually asked me once and i just said elden ring. Then went on to talk about how much i love all the shitty things in the game as well as saying that PvP is the best thing i have ever experienced. Never asked about vidya again.
>remember having a shitty office job
>would get my m8 to play advance war on my laptop and pass it around.
>got him into the series
>try playing AWBW
>hated it
Yeah sometimes you gotta get these fricking normies into actual quality titles.
Advance wars a good gateway into some real fricking TB strategy games.
>get co-worker to play sekiro
>he updates me on his progress as gets completely filtered by the drunkard for months
coworker-kun...i..
Introduce them to Blue Archive
That game sucks. It has some cute girls, but they don't make it worth playing.
That game is kinda extreme for normies. Lots of actually underage girls, sometimes half naked. Something like konosuba or princess connect that have same gameplay is much more approachable
just don't respond