>Critically acclaimed game comes out. >still not Fitgirl repack

>Critically acclaimed game comes out
>still not Fitgirl repack
why do we like her again?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if i like animal collective would i like this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like anco and this game, though Feels is my favorite album of theirs so take that as you will

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        love feels, ill check it out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it has a collective of various animals in this game so I think so

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Their only good songs are my girls and fireworks. Get better taste

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        psh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I really like indie shit like anco but for some reason I just think they sound incredibly lame and generic. that and everyone I've ever met that likes them are incredibly basic hipster b***hes. I'm still confused how they all get the same script for what bands to listen to. Why is animal collective popular and not one of the dozens of other generic whiny indie bands they sound identical to?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What? Game is like 30mb. Uploaded within minutes of release. And arlo is based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >arlo is based
      Name literally one based thing he has ever done or said. He’s the furthest thing from based.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I agree, he's based

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this was made by dunkey? or he published it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      published, its a solo dev that he met at PAX randomly like in 2017 or something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        interesting

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the joke here is that OP is asking for a repack of a game that is 33MB

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hi op

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      really I'm just asking for a safe download link. no matter what you think of repacks, it's inarguable that a 50mb game would install in seconds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never got pwned off rutracker or cs rin ru

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rutracker chads win again

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is worth $23?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hi op

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >WTF IS THIS EVEN A GAME, WHERE ARE ALL THE GENDERQUEER POC??!?!?!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2poc

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yah
        Keep goin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I pay that much for dinner for me and my girlfriend. It’s like one hour of work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got about 2 hours into a cracked copy, went and got dinner, sat back down and bought it. Dunkey can ahut up forever, but this is all about level design puzzles and this game got it 10/10

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bloody casual Baba is You

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So far it seems like cave story but animals and no dialogue.
    And that's a good thing.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >uses a midi controller to do graphix
    is this autism, i dont into gamedev so i cant tell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's autism alright, but the good kind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's like a 10 dollar controller, and it's a good way to get a lot of knobs if you want to do some granular work.

      Game is dogshit, by the way. Waste of a couple of hours, the puzzles are braindead and the game offers nothing compelling. But I guess it's extremely easy so journos love it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this

        NTA but I agree, he's based

        What? Game is like 30mb. Uploaded within minutes of release. And arlo is based

        Arlo spends half the video sucking the game off as if it's a god's gift to the world. It's just a FOTM game, and this mentality is giving way to FOMO.

        This elmo looking fricking says shit like it reminds him why he loves games and shit.

        You cannot come away from hearing THAT, about THIS, and not think Play More Games Dude. Or you're a fake-ass gamer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot believe you are that big of a loser that you watched a video of somebody you don't like just to piss yourself off.

          Cope and seethe, Arlo is giga based

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            jokes on you, I watched it to give that pleb a chance. he blew it. just like you blow muh dick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        /thread

        it's autism alright, but the good kind

        >Is THIS LE AUTISM

        no frick off kys

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's hard as frick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >puzzles
        dropped

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's like Fez but somehow more pretentious and with less interesting puzzles

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like hte idea of animal well but I don't see myself playing another metroidvania. Shadow Complex basically killed my desire to play any more because it remains the perfect game in the genre.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Meant to play that someday. You should check out Mummy Demastered, that one is great. When you die, you play as a new solider, because the previous one died. lol

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only godless heathens pirate indie games anon

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did asmon think of it

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >critically acclaimed
    i have literally not heard of this until today

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like pretty much everything about it except the artstyle
      Your character is way too small and not visually distinct enough seemingly as a result of a limited palette

      Just came out today

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pirating indies
    I always shell out money for indies. Despite my issues with the industry, gaming is still my number one hobby. I haven't spent a single dollar on a triple A in over four years. There is no excuse not to pay for indie titles unless you are a dirt poor third-worlder or a child. If you are an adult with income there is no excuse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry donkey 25 bucks for a 3h game is a no no.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's weird to me that wagies always do some moral grandstanding. I guess they need to defend their fragile ego, and have some cause

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have bought exactly one indie game ever, and it was last year. After trying out the game for 20 hours and enjoying every minute of it, I decided to pay the 10 bucks for it. Then I played it for another 20 hours, and then a month back it got a secret update with another 20 hours of content.

      it's hard as frick

      It's not hard, it's tedious. Death just means you've got to run back to where you were last, there was one shit area where death meant I had to re-do 4 fricking puzzle rooms just to get back. Just poor design, nothing is added by making players run across the whole map constantly. It's like he took the concept of metroidvania and went "right, you're meant to die easy and have to redo things" but didn't understand how that actually works. Metroid and Castlevania both very rarely use insta kills, this game is filled with them because the game would have zero challenge otherwise.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        which one did you buy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the game is soulslike, in the true sense of the word. Not hard, just tedious. People will then praise it for being le hard.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even interesting in how it uses insta-kills. They're all telegraphed, you're expected to just throw yourself at the puzzle a few times before you work out how to get around them. Or don't, in many cases, because if you hit a switch and then die it doesn't matter, the exit is open so you can ignore the puzzle next time.

          It's purely tedium. If dying on a screen restarted you on the previous screen it would make absolutely zero impact to the game, it'd just shorten the playtime a bit. At least in a Souls game you have to actually beat things instead of slamming your head against a puzzle a few times until you get past it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Void Stranger?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're based, don't let any of the poor soulless bugmen that inhabit this forum convince you otherwise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not giving dunkey my money he has enough to spend on blacked porn
      it's also way too short for 20 dollars

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate all software
    Cope

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    played 2 hours so far. i like it, i am busy right now to play more but it's got some clever ideas and i already had a real awesome 'ah ha!' moment of discovery

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The game is 3 hours long.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is what autism looks like (the good kind)

    Twisting a knob to get a shitty effect on your soigame is not autism, it's PEDANTIC

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this is nothing like any other metroidvania!
    >it's exactly the same

    I feel like I'm crazy for hating it but frick it was bland. Map was awful too.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get the bubble and infinite jump anywhere
      I genuinely don't know if it's an intended mechanic or if the game is just that broken

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously intended, which makes the game even more fricking moronic because if you get the bubble first the entire game becomes far easier.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it was my first upgrade and after cheesing through some other rooms I stopped playing. it's just not very wngaging

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Game's just your average pixelshit puzzle platformer with absolutely nothing new or unique going for it. It's just rain world or fez but ten times easier and shorter. Only reason it's getting attention is because of Dunkeygays as demonstrated by most of the reviews

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >make a highly unoriginal and derivative game that'd be forgotten under normal circumstances
      >sell yourself out to a popular youtuber publishing company to be successful anyways
      Can't argue with the strategy to be honest

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Exclusively covers Nintendo games
    >Realizes that you have nothing new to say when Ninty makes a 1 to 1 remake of a GC game
    >Takes Dunkey money to pay rent
    Diseased, rotten to the core

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