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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    then move to detroit or whatever warehouse shit place instead of crying and moaning like some moron

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "This is the only crate on this map"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that eagle circling above has haunted me all these years, there are no pictures online of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never mastered that map.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never played that map against anything but bots

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cs anything
    >home

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vent rats

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm I the only one who only played and still plays hostage maps? It's not that the hostages are much funner than defusal, I just like the maps way way more. More cramped hallways, corridors, rooms, more jank due to less popularity so you could do some weird shit sometimes etc. Bomb maps just feel like the same open shit all the time.

    Pic is my happy place. Map was never popular I don't think, but I really liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think hostage map are just flawed in design by following the same design principles as defusion maps. Hostage maps should be open and wide maps with a single building as focus and not corridors or multiple objects in a lane design. Your screen is a good example. T's should spawn in the house in the middle. CT's around it trying to fall in and extract the hostage. Add night time and ct exclusive nvg's.

      There, fixed your mode.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    de_dust2

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cs_wiocha, home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm I the only one who only played and still plays hostage maps? It's not that the hostages are much funner than defusal, I just like the maps way way more. More cramped hallways, corridors, rooms, more jank due to less popularity so you could do some weird shit sometimes etc. Bomb maps just feel like the same open shit all the time.

      Pic is my happy place. Map was never popular I don't think, but I really liked it.

      https://i.imgur.com/0o7JVJ7.png

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      I know this site is a circlejerk for muh nostalgia and soul but can we all agree that these maps just plain sucked and we played them because we were dumb kids? They were horribly unbalanced and people stopped playing them for a good reason. Still love de_rats tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can we all agree that you're underage kid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were unbalanced yes, but they were great with custom gamemodes like paintball, i mean they still are to this day im playing on paintball servers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

          [...]
          [...]
          I know this site is a circlejerk for muh nostalgia and soul but can we all agree that these maps just plain sucked and we played them because we were dumb kids? They were horribly unbalanced and people stopped playing them for a good reason. Still love de_rats tho

          You didnt play online back then. Asssult was popualr back when normal people played it. Not those addicted pros.

          cs assault being "unbalanced" made it more fun for when your team had coordination since you can smoke, wallbang and ventjump your way in to compensate for the defender advantage

          It was very fun to catch CT cramped in the vent.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It was very fun to catch CT cramped in the vent.
            I used to love to rush it with smoke and a jump off the ladder, usually getting into the upper vent before any T got in position and then just wait for an opportune time to re-enact boondock saints

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unbalanced
        Who gives a shit? This moronic "duh it has competitive" mindset is what killed so many genres

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cs assault being "unbalanced" made it more fun for when your team had coordination since you can smoke, wallbang and ventjump your way in to compensate for the defender advantage

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is assault the most t imbalanced "regular" map?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zm_lila_panic_173, home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mat_fullbright 1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think the map had any lighting baked in (good old shitty custom maps)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it didn't, and it annoyed the hell out of me even though i played many rounds on it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, let's get out of here!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna blow

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cs_militia forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EXPLOSIVE CRATERS???????????????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were just for decoration, didnt explode tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good
          CS needs to be sterile and noninteractive as much as possible to better facilitate MLG BIG BOY GAMING.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah inseparabile
    d'amore il Dio
    Stringeva, o vergine, tuo fato al mio!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    competitive modes killed video games

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zm_toxic_house...home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Used to run a zombie mod server on my computer. Would be full 24/7. I was like a kid. Remember HLDS crashing for no fricking reason every few hours. Went out with my parents one night, came back to a crashed HLDS and like 200 skype messages lmao.

      Friend in school was into making maps, would make custom maps as well. I remember I stopped the server, but a year later I checked what's going on in the scene, and I remember seeing my friend's maps on other servers. He said he never uploaded them. Glad to see that part living on beyond whatever I had running on my shitty pc.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
    Hoejhus.. Home

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take me home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      subnautica

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take me to the retirement home

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take me home

        Deck 16
        I'm gonna coom

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goldsorce engine has one of the most esthetically pleasing visuals ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of games of that era did. It's simply an effect of color accentuation due to low textures and not a lot of details.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss grabbing the flag after jumping out of a Shrike at full afterburner.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna post picture of the Multi Theft Auto San Andreas map I used to play all the time
    >fricking no one even has a copy of the map for download anywhere
    >server that used to host it is long dead now
    >clan running the server is gone too
    STH_Pueblo, I'll always remember you.

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