>most appearances on a major analysts desk >every tweet has fanboys melting down >knew s1mple was the goat before anyone else >owned shaq on national TV >stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants >pro players always kneel to him in the end >bows to no man
thorin haters on suicide watch
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>most appearances on a major analysts desk
nip are the best team of all time
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah in there prime they're probably like a top 5 team of all time
He will not fuck you
he might
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants
lmao the cope >h-he chose to fade into irrelevancy!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's just so easy for a guy like Thorin. he cant help but make brainlets seethe. the sheer mention of his name sends tards in a tizzy
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
Elige?
le you le just le know
do I fit in my fellow redditors XD?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
redditchads eating good with vitality and heroic final
LAST CHANCE TO CALL THE MAJOR WINNER
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr >VITALITY FOR ZYWOO'S LEGACY AND THE GLORY OF THE HOME-CROWD? >HEROIC IN A REDEMPTION ARC, UNDOUBTEDLY LOSING THE ONLINER LABEL AND VALIDATING CADIAN'S DECADE OF STRUGGLING? >FAZE IN A RETURN TO THE TOP, CEMENTING KARRIGAN AS THE GOAT IGL AND TWISTZZ AS THE NA #1? >LIQUID TO SAVE NA CS FROM BEING A PERMANENT JOKE, REVITALIZING THE SCENE? >INTO THE BREACH AS SPIRITUAL HEIRS TO HENRY V AND THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON, WINNING IT FOR THE KING? >APEKS TO ROUND OUT THE VARIOUS NAWWK, JKAEM, STYKO REVENGE TOURS? >GAMERLEGION TO PROVE THEY AREN'T JUST ANOTHER SOULLESS EU MIX OF LEFTOVERS? >MONTE TO PROVE THAT ALL NAVI REALLY NEEDED WAS A LITTLE HEART AND A JORDANIAN ROBOT WHO WINS 60% OF HIS ENTRIES?
VOTES CLOSE RIGHT BEFORE FAZE/HEROIC STARTS
I like it, it should make for a good final and I don't mind either faze or vitality winning. I wouldn't mind heroic being in the final if they weren't so underwhelming in all these finals they've played so far.
The first game today may be the most important in the entire playoff not counting the final lol
Tier 1 teams got too comfortable playing amongst each other >why is he pushing the smoke, doesnt he know you dont push the smoke in tier 1 >navi, fnc, g2 gets destroyed by aggressive CS
That implies that CS2 was made or "released" so this close circle of T1 teams can stay together at the top
I unironically think one of the reasons some tier 2 teams do so well on majors is sticker money.
imagine being a guy like kyxsan or BOROS earning more money from one game than you did in your whole career, times 20. everything else seems almost pressure free in comparison and a bonus for a goal already achieved, no wonder they are so high on momentum.
for a tier 2 player it's a financial boost like going from the Championship to the Premier League.
they were rarely getting invited too, only recently were the tier 2 teams getting invited to these "closed" "majors" between top teams. Hence, more upsets. Its not a co-incidence and these are not upsets. But the narrative takes over.
they were rarely getting invited too, only recently were the tier 2 teams getting invited to these "closed" "majors" between top teams. Hence, more upsets. Its not a co-incidence and these are not upsets. But the narrative takes over.
Partner leagues have made T1 teams soft. Pre 2019 there was never this many upsets because T1 teams played T2 often enough that they knew how they played
>throwing a cheeky skine on an online faceit match casted by ddk and black ddk from their office >monster cat tunes blasting during the breaks >match ends in a blatant throw >post picture of man inhaling helium tank on /vg/csgog
jokes on them, i've supplied heroic with all rubber vibrating butt plugs that vibrate when a cross hair goes over a player. if it looks like jabbi is cumming its because his G spot is being annihilated
>grand finals vitality vs heroic >1-1 in maps >heroic is losing 14-1 >cadian and jabbi won a 2x5 >cadian says ''lets fucking do this comeback and win this fucking major'' >16-2 for vitality
salty g2 and fangays hate that someone can build a team based on practicing, teamwork and strategy, instead of just throwing money at 4 braindead aimers and a random IGL trying to herd them like cats
im going to spend the next 5 hours listening to thorin cry about Niko and YNK and RL talk about the one time he got really drunk in a pub and told some guy to fuck off
went to watch on the blast website because twitch keeps freezing for me despite a top tier pc and it's much smoother and crispier i wish i knew about this before
Gee I'm so happy Faze managed to make it so we can all enjoy the high level T1 gameplay of getting annihilated on A site Nuke pushing through smokes and flashes like retards
if you think CS2 release wasnt due to valorant's popularity, I dont know what to tell ya.
mind you, valorant doesnt even have 2 years of experience in FPS scene
people have been asking for source 2 update for fucking years
the whole notion you're suggesting that games cant be updated without competition is just nonsense
every time i open a valorant stream out of curiosity i see a spinning coloured orb and someone doing an anime spell cast animation with like green birds flying out of their hands
I remember CSGO's only Japanese team quit CSGO to switch to Valorant before Valorant even had a name or a playable beta, and now they're making more money than ever since the game blew up in Japan specifically, I always think about how insane of a gamble that was
I mean yeah, even back then Asia's scene was just one representative team of each country, Tyloo for China, MVP PK for Korea, SZ Absolute for Japan
It's no wonder how Australians managed to pull ahead and use the scene as a free major ticket
this is your example of him cheating? that he's alone on site, smoked off, down a player, so he tries making a play by flashing himself through a smoke?
Yeah. Teams send in what gear they want and TOs order it in. Atleast thats how it has been in the past. I did see Apex had french coloured key caps so maybe not anymore? but they should be
I'm so happy, but at the same time so ashamed for having played dota2 once in my life
evertything from this scene is utterly pathetic outside of this arab cutie
""talents" are all dumb beta cucks, one caster unrionically has a lisp, or this ugly chink that has 300games and is literally the silver rank of dota
players are timid stupid weeb retards that cant even hold eye contact with the interviewers
game is designed for stupid retards and miserable losers, forcing you to be at 100% focus for 45minutes
jesus
i closed the stream when game ended, just came back and its already round 4
im so used to dota's hourly breaks its refreshing to see breaks being like 10min max
its insane how long dota breaks are in-between games, they always have to do some le funny meme talk between a hired gay and people in crowd, every game 30min are wasted, then add technical shit and its 1h
halfway through the league one player stepped down and their assistant coach had to play instead and he took over the IGL role from scream and they started playing much better
Maybe blast and shit don't care, but its still a major and valve will go ballistic if there's another cheating scandal. Organizers and teams have to think about that too
Even if he got software preinstalled on his mouse or something, how would het get around the observers/admins/additional checks/someone looking at his screen? It would require quite a bit of skill to hide cheats in such an environment
The real embarassment is how bad pros are at handling eco rounds. Those must have a 50% win rate at this point.
When in doubt just have your team buy MP-9, Five-Seven and Famas and you're guaranteed to win.
There are so many fucking cases of someone turning and getting peeked or instantly turning back and killing someone. Is it observer being godly or wtf is going on
its not really walls. usually it's the radar and it could just blink for a short time or something. and the admins have no idea what game they're even watching.
>what are micro toggles
high level cheats don't blatantly show enemy players but mess with inputs ie slow down aim when hovering over an opponent or give very mild imputs warning the user.
i mean, you can talk all the shit you want about valorant, but at least that game has a fucking beast of an anticheat and the pro scene is actually filled with good players and not whoever can toggle the hardest. >inb4 b-but it's too invasive china knows my data
you'd sacrifice your sense of privacy for a good anti cheat in cs too. don't lie.
The only reason valorant has less cheating than cs is that the game gives you ingame ways to deal with the things drive people cheat in cs. >I keep getting randomed out by people in stupid places
In cs if you can't deal you have to cheat but in valo you just pick someone with a scan or a drone or a camera or a dog.
>watch Ropz POV >forget halfway through it's supposed to be a genuine player and not just an overwatch case thinking he's clever by not outright spinbotting
age is a meme its all about time and dedication to video game, most people who are in their mid-20 cant put as much effort as 16-18 years old
rain and karrigan are just manchildren
why? reaction time doesnt drop dramatically in your 30s and cs is not only about reaction time. the hardest part for 30+ pros is staying hungry/not getting burnt out
the question is when will twist toggle on?
im guessing the admin has been leering over him for the last few rounds and he doesnt want him to see him pressing his page down key all round
>all the valorantfags who can't fathom wallbangs and smoke spams without some gay moron ULT that gives you literal wallhacks
no wonder only washed up na shitters play that game lol
Ask a question I can answer like:
Why is Valve going to release an update to a 12 year old game and replace it with a game running on a more flexible engine with better tools and less spaghetti code instead of continuing to develolp an old game with a 20 year old engine?
aint reading allat mi amigo
if they didnt release the game, thats even worse. They were so afraid of valorant popularity that they released an advertisement for its next version to keep up with the "trends".
I didnt think valve was idiotic but look what happened to overwatch, they got nervous and released overwatch 2 to beat valorant, they got stomped. If you're releasing a "2" version of your game to keep up with a new game, you are nervous. no two ways about it, coping fag.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Overwatch and Valorant are a joke, CS is here for 20 years and will stay for the next 20 years.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
still havent answered, why did valve release CS2 during the peak of valorant? why was overwatch 2 released during the peak of valorant?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
take your meds schizoid
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
3rd dub because you cant answer why CS2 was released. oof
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
CS2 was released right before Valve schedules their major company vacation so they could return to plenty of data upon resuming work, pleb. Now go back to your fuck ugly zoomer shooter
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's been answered already yet you're being obtuse on purpose. Why are you like this?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Because it's zero effort to just be like "why" "why" "no" "why" while any idiot dumb enought to engage with you has to actually do some work. The guy has no point but he can keep this going for hours. It's never worth engaging with these people.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
cs2 hasn't been released though and we dont know when it will
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
they didnt release cs2 moron are you stupid?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how am i playing it then?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no one cares about your korean netcafe anime shooter
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
valve does to release cs2 tho, you should too
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
does this fantasy of valorant being a threat to cs help you feeling validated playing your cartoon game?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Listen here you dumb fucking baboon, I have already explained to you that Valve starting working on CS2 before Valorant was even a thing.
The only reason it's called CS2 is because it's on Source 2, people will just call it CS because that's what it is - CS.
Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant, CSGO is peaking every other week and is getting even more players and even returning players.
Go seek therapy and maybe a brain implant.
This is why a third world war isn't as bad as it seems.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant
cheers
>open "ropz" thread on hltv hoping to see some based takes (accusations) >it's just constant dicksucking how he's the best player in the game
is hltv just reddit
no its more like twitch chat with a 10% longer attention span. the core goldfish brain mentality is the same. if your last performance was sub 1.00 you should be kicked, if your last performance was above 1.30 you’re the best player in the world
As Maui said, the community just loves ropz for some reason. His playstyle it as passive as blamef's, but blamef gets shit on for it, while ropz gets praised.
Difference is when ropz baits he gets an impactful multi kill and wins while when blameF baits he gets an exit kill or two and loses. Ropz is more like coldzera/kscerato in that his baiting legitimately helps the team because he delivers when he has all the info he needs. blameF’s baiting is unprecedented, he lets the whole team die and then just saves
beta males like pathetic males like themselves (ropz in this case) while hating alpha males (blamef)
if ropz was a well hung man, community would hate him too. but he looks like a harmless child. i bet he has a pencil dick
read some psychology ffs
This isn’t true in CS. k0nfig and rez for example literally only have fans because they’re hot. If they were beta looking they would be shit on by everyone. blameF is just an unprecedented fraud and everyone hates frauds.
Bros... Things aren't looking good for our Faze boys. Seems like we need a signature Ropz + Twistzz 100% headshot masterclass in order to survive.
Do you think they can deliver? Oh I'm feeling so anxious about our chances.
truth is their cheats have a time limit, they toggled in the middle of nuke and whole overpass so now they are stuck with raw skill (nothing)
shouldnt toggle on nuke or should win nuke, like they did vs BNE and Navi
>gamerlegion is going to >apeks is going to win >and into the breach is going to win
would simulteanously kill my gold dream but make this major ultimate kino
This fucker goes around every esport like a slut and passes himself off as a historian and analyst. Then everyone hates him and pushes him out ad nauseum.
>looks like shit >retarded accent >shit at the game >only thing he has to redeem himself is his "knowledge" >proceed to shit out the dumbest predictions
gonna be an XD from me
>they can't even realistically rig it for LeBum this year and have le ebin Lakers-Celtic final
who's gonna win
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why can't they fix it for LeGoat? Last time I checked he's on his way to the conference final against some no-namers who's supposed best player couldn't even get MVP this year
Do you know how hacks work? With applocker all DLLs can be checked as they are loaded. As long as the admins aren't retarded there's no way to load a hack like that. Unless they are exploiting a 0-day in windows it's not going to happen. And frankly CS doesn't bring in enough money for teams to pay hackers of that caliber. It would be even harder if they used linux, but w/e.
[citation needed]
Yeah bro let me just bypass the required kernel call to load a DLL from userspace real quick. Remember, you haven't even gotten to the point where you can try to make that call yet. Without some entrypoint you literally can't read or write ANY memory
Itb has to play to their strenghts. When you play in a new environment against a very hostile crowd you need to be comfortable, Inferno would simply not cut it. At least on Vertigo they have the experience to carry them over when the pressure is high
3 minutes or searching will make you find that the small group zywoo created, has another Zywoo account, 15 yo that is probably vacced
todays zywoo acc is 8yo
he also cheated during his young age
only oldfag accounts is a proof no cheat were involved, like jks and his 16yo account, or ropz with 15
t. extreme knower
>bought a bunch of cypher stickies last week because I thought he looked like a funny little hobbit >price already doubled
CAM ON INGERLAND
SCOR SUM FAKKIN ROWNDS
I'm sorry, but did Vitality already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Vitality are still playing right now and they have been the best team in CSGO for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in CSGO who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the RMR. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Vitality are one of the best fucking teams in CS, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the major if the Niko didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vitality wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the mongols just got a round based purely on luck, just like the Furia did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Vitality topics because you're a gay hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Can somebody explain the following for me?: >A team will almost always win the enemy teams map pick and lose on their own pick >Dominating teams always seem to get ecoed, and its often the start of a comeback for the losing side
Am i just scizo or something? Nobody else seems to notice this.
if you're good on a map, you play a lot and you have a lot of demos for other teams to anti-strat.
its common in most e-sports of teams losing their strong maps in the deep end of a tourney
>this is cypher on attack
imagine on defense, they wont have time to breath, he will suffocate them
vitality should hope they get the T pistol because if ITB get pistol, they are in a world of hurt
maybe, but there's still an argument to be made that too many T2 team will never get the chance to play under pressure since they're cockblocked by the partner system
i don't even know how Spinx is the highest rated Vita player this map
him, Zywoo and Magisk are all on 20 frags but the latter two made much more impact imo
Someone on Ganker had to teach me there is a Ganker board. I started playing CSGO again in February and kept checking /vg/ for a general and was disappointed when I would never see one.
Thank you, I do not know what a foxhole thread is.
Thread used to be on /vg/ until Ganker was created but there is a major tournament right now so most discussion here will be about that for a couple of days
Yes I used to post a little bit, had no idea about Ganker. I am watching the major too my friends.
Thread used to be on /vg/ until Ganker was created but there is a major tournament right now so most discussion here will be about that for a couple of days
>cypher gets the kill >2 CT focused on you >thomas not coming from main to trade >2 CTs killed them all >THEN thomas comes through main in a 1v3
its sad this guy crumbled under the pressure but he will improve with more experience like this
I'm actually hoping for Mourinho to win it. Back to Back Conference to Europa League sounds kino af. Especially sicne Roma hasn't won fuck all until he came
Before he came they were playing Champions League. They're now farming the Conference League while finishing 6th in the league
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
half of the starters have been injured or coming off injury not fully ready for the entire past month
EL trophy (+ CL spot) >>> doing good in the league anyway, everyone knows which one will be remembered in the future
ITB put up a good fight. impressive for their first big tournament. im not impressed by vitality though, i feel like theyre going to get stomped by heroic if they get to the finals
Mediocre player but good captain. If he left, within 2 months Elige and Yekindar would be fighting, NAF would sign with a European squad, and any semblance of performance from oSee would be gone. Look what happened to Liquid's strong 2019 roster when he left in 2020.
>silver retards baited by even bigger retard (Moses)
you never saw a CT player pick AK and drop it to teammate before? it was probably a team decision or Spinx asked for it
Good try ITB, but just not experienced and skilled enough for this level. Hope you guys stick together and don't disband because CYPHER gets poached ASAP.
literally tells you all you need to know, yes they got 10 + each map but it just doesnt fucking matter when you dont win the important rounds which is what seperates tier 1 from the rest
Losing those 2 super easily winnable rounds on T side vertigo was the writing on the wall, specifically the one where rallen pushed mid into 3 fucking people for no reason
They pugged too hard
This must've been the first time they were up against a team playing actual good and disciplined CS. How could they have gotten away with those full retard plays for so long?
yeah there are 2 open qualifiers with random seeding that get you access into the RMRs which qualify you into the actual tournament
the top teams get direct access to the RMR, i dont remember how exactly but I think it's the top 16 of the previous major
>Sign up in the Open Qualifiers >Win >Get into the Closed Qualifiers >Win >Get into the RMR >Win >Get into the Legend Stage >Win
You are now playing on the stage.
that's the start of their major qual, hltv only shows round of 32 and up, but it started at round of 1024 for a few teams, and at round of 512 for most
tell all the french fans to stop cheering for vitality then, they're proudly going "ALLEZ ALLEZ" for a mercenary israeli and two veteran danes with their danish coach. every one recruited not out of interpersonal issues or money problems or whatever, but explicitly to replace french people for being too shit
4/5 of itb have been in the british scene their whole careers, and they have the same number of major playoffs as vitality on a shoestring budget and 1/5 the tries
How do I stop myself from roasting the living fuck out of my trio partner when he does retarded things. For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me, but always does retarded shit like push solo in a 1v2 just because the last guy on the other team was low health, or leaving his teamate during a 3v1 when they could have stuck together while I was already solo on the other side of the map. He gets so defensive and then starts trolling me whenever I make a mistake (never make mistakes nearly as retarded as him, just bad aim). I just want him to know he's retarded, but it always kills the mood
>For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me
solo queue the same rank he has or get even higher one so you can have a word to say
if you have numerically worse stats than him you should just shut the fuck up dumb moron you are not as good as you are
It's a game sometimes you just gotta try and go for glory. I also stopped tryharding and just try to pull of epic clutches even when these often fail. If you hit that one it's worth it.
Stop taking it so seriously. If you want to keep taking it so seriously, find another trio partner. Overall though, I'd recommend focusing on people's strengths rather than their weaknesses. Be the hype man, not the toxic guy. 99% of the time, someone knows already when they did something stupid or messed up, and the same goes for doing something smart or good, but which would you rather reinforce?
You should considering not being such a whiny bitch, and try to hold your salt back. Though if he can't help himself then you should probably just stop playing with him
t. someone who has been in the exact same position
I play 5 stack with a pool of about 8 people from a discord server and none of us would ever call a play dumb or bad. Your friend is having fun and so should you.
2 guys have friended me from just playing casual defuse and not being a dickhead / having fun and talking, but I dont want friends so I ignored their requests
Fucking great I haven't solo Q'd for years now. Some classmate from my highschool (graduated 10 years ago) invited me once and added me to the group of his gamer buddies. Now I regularly play together and it's great.
NTA, but I just soloqueued while buzzed/drunk for a few months and added or was added by the guys I clicked with in game. Some of them I played dozens of games with since, some of them I haven't played any games with since, and several I've played more than 100 with and have become friends somewhat even outside of the game. You just gotta be social, even if that seems obvious.
If you add some cool people while playing you'll find some of them just mass invite their friends list and often manage to get 3-4 man parties. It's weird but I sometimes play with a guy who does this and we had some fun
>when you gold nova 3 friend trashtalks you because you dont play seriously in a dumb low rank lobby as a supreme elite
going a topkek from me dawg, I play with friends that are bad too but if I dont kill atleast 3 persons per round I have no words to say
you are bad kid, learn from him since he has a better rank, it's for a reason
>Option 1
Git gud until you're obviously better than him, so he can't shittalk you and has to listen to you >Option 2
Find someone else to play with. It's a game - if you're not having fun with him, why play with him?
>dupreeh, Magisk and zonic win the last CSGO major ever >gla1ve and device didn't even qualify and will probably never play tier 1 CS again >Xyp9x demoted to the academy team
r8 Astralis ending
Don't know much about the casters and lore as this is only the second event I've watched, but I always thought Machine was the "main guy" caster, but it seems like he's been casting a lot b stream and lesser profile games this major.
I watch cod eSports, and he used to cast cod in black ops 3 and was brilliant.
they are not BLAST's talents, they actually haven't been in a BLAST event since late 2021 I believe, so it makes sense for blast to give the main stream games for their main casting duo (launders & scrawny)
>Wasted legend spot they said
Damn right it's wasted, Astralis would do a number on these hideous fluking gays
t. horin
seething thorin hater lmao
seething thorin simp lmao
>most appearances on a major analysts desk
>every tweet has fanboys melting down
>knew s1mple was the goat before anyone else
>owned shaq on national TV
>stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants
>pro players always kneel to him in the end
>bows to no man
thorin haters on suicide watch
>most appearances on a major analysts desk
nip are the best team of all time
yeah in there prime they're probably like a top 5 team of all time
he might
>stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants
lmao the cope
>h-he chose to fade into irrelevancy!
it's just so easy for a guy like Thorin. he cant help but make brainlets seethe. the sheer mention of his name sends tards in a tizzy
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
le you le just le know
do I fit in my fellow redditors XD?
redditchads eating good with vitality and heroic final
seethe more Gankercuck
cs2g when ?
Major isn't even over yet and thread is practically dead.
>antwerp major final
>under 1mil viewers
dead game
LAST CHANCE TO CALL THE MAJOR WINNER
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
>VITALITY FOR ZYWOO'S LEGACY AND THE GLORY OF THE HOME-CROWD?
>HEROIC IN A REDEMPTION ARC, UNDOUBTEDLY LOSING THE ONLINER LABEL AND VALIDATING CADIAN'S DECADE OF STRUGGLING?
>FAZE IN A RETURN TO THE TOP, CEMENTING KARRIGAN AS THE GOAT IGL AND TWISTZZ AS THE NA #1?
>LIQUID TO SAVE NA CS FROM BEING A PERMANENT JOKE, REVITALIZING THE SCENE?
>INTO THE BREACH AS SPIRITUAL HEIRS TO HENRY V AND THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON, WINNING IT FOR THE KING?
>APEKS TO ROUND OUT THE VARIOUS NAWWK, JKAEM, STYKO REVENGE TOURS?
>GAMERLEGION TO PROVE THEY AREN'T JUST ANOTHER SOULLESS EU MIX OF LEFTOVERS?
>MONTE TO PROVE THAT ALL NAVI REALLY NEEDED WAS A LITTLE HEART AND A JORDANIAN ROBOT WHO WINS 60% OF HIS ENTRIES?
VOTES CLOSE RIGHT BEFORE FAZE/HEROIC STARTS
I am winning it.
rate
I like it, it should make for a good final and I don't mind either faze or vitality winning. I wouldn't mind heroic being in the final if they weren't so underwhelming in all these finals they've played so far.
The first game today may be the most important in the entire playoff not counting the final lol
Sorry bro, its UK CS time to rise
>1/4
Impressive
Liquid is going ALL THE WAY... and then losing to shatter our NA hearts one last time
Ropz and twist have the uncanny ability to sense where 2-3 players are and then instantly kill each one in perfect succession.
ITS COMING HOME LADS
It might take some time, it might not be true temporarily but always, always bet on anglos. The worlds true master race.
Wonder if them and Apeks will survive the filter of teams actually planning against you.
saved
>fnatic and astralis
>about to lose an online bo1 qualifier
pick two
Since we are waiting for the major to start why don't we post our sickest plays? Here's my best ace.
He will not fuck you
Tier 1 teams got too comfortable playing amongst each other
>why is he pushing the smoke, doesnt he know you dont push the smoke in tier 1
>navi, fnc, g2 gets destroyed by aggressive CS
That implies that CS2 was made or "released" so this close circle of T1 teams can stay together at the top
That's what great about this major and about CS in general, teams that always think in defaults will default to nothing.
I unironically think one of the reasons some tier 2 teams do so well on majors is sticker money.
imagine being a guy like kyxsan or BOROS earning more money from one game than you did in your whole career, times 20. everything else seems almost pressure free in comparison and a bonus for a goal already achieved, no wonder they are so high on momentum.
for a tier 2 player it's a financial boost like going from the Championship to the Premier League.
they were rarely getting invited too, only recently were the tier 2 teams getting invited to these "closed" "majors" between top teams. Hence, more upsets. Its not a co-incidence and these are not upsets. But the narrative takes over.
Partner leagues have made T1 teams soft. Pre 2019 there was never this many upsets because T1 teams played T2 often enough that they knew how they played
APEKS will unironically win the entire major
you misspelled ITB
pasha didn't cycle all the way for nothing
kuben is Apeks' coach
yeah those were the days
>no brazilians
>no ryssäs
>no asian team (duh)
>only NA team is made up of pure whites or honorary whites
looks like the white man's game is back on the menu, boys
>Americans
>white
white people come in all kinds of colors unlike other cookie cutter races :^)
Yeah and Americans aren't white.
that's wrong. there are many types of asians and blacks
>boros
>white
>spinx
>white
>twistz
>man
>French crowd booing the first mention of ITB
kek this playoff is gonna be Hispanicy as fuck, loving it
OK they also boo'd Heroic, Liquid (kinda)
and starting chanting KEOZ KEOZ KEOZ for GL hahaha love this crowd so far
Feeling Heroic here lads
i am cringing at the french host ngl
Heroic booed the fuck out
Idk why It still surprises me, they are disliked all around the world it seems
all that matters is that I like them
jesus can GTR just fuck off
I'm tired of seeing him in every single showmatch
zoomers malding at goat_right
he's an unfunny sperg
should I make a chud edit of kassad
da
im gonna be so fukcing pissed if heroic win this major
freya baring her legs for the finals
what an angel
i'm prety sure I could beat mauisnake up in a fight
is d2 not in the pool?
It was taken out of the pool, but don't worry because CS2 will be just d2.
good, i hope every bo3 decider in CS2 lans is D2.
oh no no no no no ahahahahahahahahahahaha
CS2 will have BO7 because anon said so
bo7 but they fight a different team every map
no more mickey mouse bo5 cointoss finals
Replaced with Anubis a while ago
All in on SLAVA.
>there’s already cs2 cheats, even some random tard on Ganker can make them
It’s over
>throwing a cheeky skine on an online faceit match casted by ddk and black ddk from their office
>monster cat tunes blasting during the breaks
>match ends in a blatant throw
>post picture of man inhaling helium tank on /vg/csgog
soulless zoomer retards will NEVER know this feel
>adult female
>wears skirts in public
(and that's a good thing)
have you told your parents yet?
told my parents what?
That you prefer men?
anon... i'm merely making a reference to a longstanding thread may may
sorry anon, I'm an old newfag, the last major I watched was the one were KQLY was banned just before it.
>adult female
>wears skirts in public
God I love women so much
>banks
ah fuck, he's still employed
ITS
TIME
TO
KILL
MY
WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS
BATMAN
Is that a hippo mask?
Why does he wear the mask?
Twistzz's Indonesian heritage showing up with his height compared to FaZe
So that's why he looks like such a beta bitch
faze will destroy heroic isn't it
2-1 heroic EZ 4 danes. if the frogs hate them they should win
/BRIT/bros... are we winning today?
its a great day to stomp on some frogs
>leave zywho to me...
ez 2-0 for heroic, cadian going to destroy these gay class losers
cap this
kek the crowd really doesn't like them
>booing cheaters is bad
suck agay cadian dick even more
>hate cheaters
>supports faze twist and faze ropz
cannot make this shit up
you just did
(you)
now fuck off cuck
Why are they using metal detectors for the players??
checking for vibrating anal beads
jokes on them, i've supplied heroic with all rubber vibrating butt plugs that vibrate when a cross hair goes over a player. if it looks like jabbi is cumming its because his G spot is being annihilated
no anal vibrators allowed....sadly
>crowd booing heroic
cringe
>frenchcucks hate them
yeah im thinking heroic must be based
>grand finals vitality vs heroic
>1-1 in maps
>heroic is losing 14-1
>cadian and jabbi won a 2x5
>cadian says ''lets fucking do this comeback and win this fucking major''
>16-2 for vitality
Can't wait for cadian to pop off and turn the entire arena silent.
why is this one fag malding about heroic so hard?
he's a bot that is also in a thread in /vg/ for another game
salty g2 and fangays hate that someone can build a team based on practicing, teamwork and strategy, instead of just throwing money at 4 braindead aimers and a random IGL trying to herd them like cats
*and faze
>grand final is a bo3 coin toss
what a shitty major
>grand final is not decided on de_westwood, de_rats and de_nuke_rarea
Can you even call it a major?
>grand final is not decided on a basketball game, deadlifts and who lasts longer inside freya
Horrible major
>and who lasts longer inside freya
She is an honest girl, would never do that.
They can use monesy instead
>nd who lasts longer inside freya
who would be the contender to win? rain?
whoever the biggest gay in the scene is
so rain?
>machine now has gay aids face
French is such an ugly language
>playoffs faze
it's over
>not even 150k viewers
it's over huh?
50k on youtube right now
its over, valorant won
and there it is
the heroic lockdown has begun, 16-3 inc
just say it chad: twist toggled
twistzz wakes up on nuke, I swear
guy goes sicko mode and rain goes beast mode on nuke CT
>Asiimov
>Prinstream
>Slate
>Neon Rider
>Fade
>Heroic losing on CT Nuke
gg
i hate french so much it's unreal
>our lil bro tarik not streaming
what watch party are y'all on?
I don't watch streamers
>*tips fedora*
im going to spend the next 5 hours listening to thorin cry about Niko and YNK and RL talk about the one time he got really drunk in a pub and told some guy to fuck off
waiting for forsen tonight
nice spacing faze
yeah i'm thinking it's over for fazecels
>jobbi in charge of not choking on stage
Certified pecho frio
SILENCED
>massive three piece
are chad and machine reading csgog?
say magog if you are
i feel like jabbi is packing a monster
hes like those skinny femboys with massive cocks
That'd probably be Teses
>actual gays in magog
It's over
still can't believe stavn cucked an NA pro when his GF came to Europe to play in ESL's female league
lmbo @ thinking heroic will win when faze already has 5+ on the board on t side
how is 2015?
Nukes not like that anymore boomer
what's this pose called?
the incel
the rabbi
does he make the same pose when fucking?
STAVN THE BVLL
lets go jabbi
went to watch on the blast website because twitch keeps freezing for me despite a top tier pc and it's much smoother and crispier i wish i knew about this before
>what is youtube
retard
youtube is 1440p, blast is 4k
4k is cringe
1080p is soulkino
youtube shits all over twitch for streaming
lol i switched from the blast site to twitch because it kept freezing for me
youtube video quality is kinda smudgy tho, even at 1440p
only 1080p is 60 fps, 1440p and 4k are only 30 fps
1440p is 60fps on youtube
i know, i was talking about the blast site
ahahaha get fucked FaZe
bro faze are litreally just dying
watch twist and ropz drop 2-4 kills suddenly and turn it around
>not using streamlink and or yt-dlp with mpv
ngmi
streamlink --player mpv twitch.tv/blastpremier 1080p60
Why the fuck you saved my doodle of mouz frozen pepe
--twitch-disable-ads
don't remember the last time this happend in tier 1
trick question
faze arent tier 1
I need Faze to win some fucking rounds for my parlay, I want you to lose but not this hard
>when he isn't 6 foot, 6 figures and 6 inches+
>when he's wh*te
Fazesisters?
all because of bo3 cointoss, bo9 can't come soon enough.
you cant expect teams to be even warmed up in these mickey mouse bo3s
Nice recovery, what's that 9 in a row?
heroic has some great crossfires, doesnt give many opportunities to individual plays no matter how good you are
if you dont like heroic, you dont like quality cs
simple as
I don't like Heroic because they're a bunch of bug abusing fuckwads
I was excited to hear the Blast theme for a major but this French remix of it is fucking AIDS
Gee I'm so happy Faze managed to make it so we can all enjoy the high level T1 gameplay of getting annihilated on A site Nuke pushing through smokes and flashes like retards
>gets so blankout drunk he ends up in a hospital
>decides to make up a nonsensical story about being knocked down
>tries to pander and weasel his way in into anything remotely popular like NaVination and BNE
>hires a hitman to kill his own wife for internet pity point
>cancels ReDeYe to try to replace him
>calls out pro players for being lazy cunts
Is Banks, dare I say, /ourguy/?
STAVNGOD
stavn cleaning up
>knife denied
its over for heroic now i can feel it
fazesisters, losing your map pick is the new meta, don't worry.
stavn has such terrible aim but he keeps fragging out
Natural talent
>Cadian dreams about Stavn
Reign it in, Machine.
>HEROIC TO WIN & TOTAL ROUNDS OVER 26.5 (MAP 1) @ 3.65
I was a fool to take that bait
>HEROIC TO WIN & TOTAL ROUNDS OVER 26.5 (MAP 1) @ 3.65
well i'll be damned, the prop hit
time to buy KFC with the spoils
whats for dinner
ADMIN HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
SRSLY WHAT A JOKE
why are there so many asian people in the crowd ?
u mean french?
Danes adopted a ton of them
Fazefags your time has come
FaZe will comeback
faze only come alive once they're about to lose
here comes the Twistzz toggle
>perfectly tracks cadian through smoke
>immediately spams some other smoke to make it look legit
kek
its just like my MM games
fuck off back to vacsucks
uh oh heroicsissies, our response?????
Would you ever jump up and down and shout if your team was winning or losing at a LAN?
How can I bet now magog?
there's a reason they're called a choke clan
it's over for these shitters
WE'RE BACK BABY
FaZe starting to toggle and mysteriously get good
BROKYYYYYYYYY
WALLZZ
>WALLZZ
WALLZZ
>WALLZZ
nerf the awp
BROKY WTF
BROKY!!! (slang for penis in my language)
why are gotards so insecure ?
valorant shit stay mad
CSGO > VALORANT GIVE ME UP(V)OTES
french crowd is literally same as rio crowd. cheering for only 1 team, absolute fuckin gays
>valve had to release CS2 to keep up
>csgo > valo
hmm
csgo literally keeps hitting new highs every month lmao
>most played game on the market
>smol chinese cartoon game keeps living rent free in its head
really boggles the noggin
if you think CS2 release wasnt due to valorant's popularity, I dont know what to tell ya.
mind you, valorant doesnt even have 2 years of experience in FPS scene
CS2 has been in development for 3 years now
CSGO's Source 2 conversion predates Valorant you dumb fuck
>11 year old game recieves an engine update
>this MUST be because of the chinese clone that everyone stopped playing after 5 months
people have been asking for source 2 update for fucking years
the whole notion you're suggesting that games cant be updated without competition is just nonsense
yeah but the release conveniently hits as valo hits peak, come on
cs is more popular than ever, why would they feel any pressure from valarante
>popular
no one actually plays the game though. it's all just skin bros and bot farmers. mostly chinks.
I think you need to ask valve and CS frogs why CS2 was released, the answer is clear. You can cope tho
It wasn't released and considering it's Valve it will probably get delayed.
>csgo popular in white countries
>valorant popular in brown countries
im not concerned
why does the fucking director give them attention
valovirgins vs the cschads
map 1 faze wins overtime
map 2 faze wins 16-3
Nice Broky came alive at the right moment
>NA CS scene so pathetic they had to invent a CS clone where spray control doesn't matter, movement is shit and head hitboxes are way bigger
every time i open a valorant stream out of curiosity i see a spinning coloured orb and someone doing an anime spell cast animation with like green birds flying out of their hands
I still don't understand why there's any comparison to CS
It's like comparing Gran Turismo and Wipeout because they're both racing games.
No one interested in CS would be interested in that kind of garbage hero shooter.
They're still getting shit on by EU/CIS and Brazilians there btw
I remember CSGO's only Japanese team quit CSGO to switch to Valorant before Valorant even had a name or a playable beta, and now they're making more money than ever since the game blew up in Japan specifically, I always think about how insane of a gamble that was
if one thing was assured it was that riotencent was going to pump unlimited amounts of chinese monopoly money into a new game
They never really got into CS in Asia I don't blame them
theres litreallly no japanese cs scene. switching to a game by riot when youre in asia is not a gamble
I mean yeah, even back then Asia's scene was just one representative team of each country, Tyloo for China, MVP PK for Korea, SZ Absolute for Japan
It's no wonder how Australians managed to pull ahead and use the scene as a free major ticket
>mobashit and bright gaudy magic slop is popular with asians
not that surprising tbh
they had nothing to lose because the game was dead in Asia anyway
but yeah good move for them, glad to see my boy Laz making bank
dead in Japan* i mean
faze toggle is so obvious
Stop with the fucking Fr*nch, Machine
>they have 14?
>toggle it
FaZe are the biggest fucking cheaters I've ever seen, they don't even hide it anymore
so many pretty girls in the crowd
i really need a gf bros...
Can they be less obvious? Faze is the only team I've seen toggle on so blatantly over the years
>aim and awareness of every player just increases by 500% once the opponent hits 14 rounds
Wow, they really know how to step up in big moments.
so fucking bad at choking too
fucking lose already faze dogs
>Wallzz dies early
they suddenly start losing again
>she doubted
bump
>2awp retake
?????????
CADIAN PLEASE DONT
>ropz randomly checking close
yeah yeah sure
>Heroic player pulls out a nade while behind cover
>Twistzz rushes across the entire bomb side to peek him
What the fuck am I watching
this peeking while the dude pulled nade thing is beyond retarded, even for here
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1822964337?t=2h18m54s
this is your example of him cheating? that he's alone on site, smoked off, down a player, so he tries making a play by flashing himself through a smoke?
fuck you've tilted me with that
>twist just walking straight at them while tracing through the wall
His incredible game sense allows him to predict the exact microsecond that a Heroic player will pull out nades. You wouldn't get it.
classic
Does riot even release their stats for Valorant? I imagine the numbers will at least double when the go live in China.
ropz is insane, man
BALTIC BROTHERS
This is so blatant, I don't even care if it's a CT Nuke comeback. FaZe always magically playing better for le epic comeback
TOTAL
FAZEmoron
DEATH
VAClan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's right fazemorons
NEVER IN FUCKING DOUBT
scripted map
>cadian pretended to look away to bait twistzz cheat
absolutely BASED
takes one to know one
>hols angle
>twist doesn't peek for 10+s
>looks away for a microsecond
>twist charging like a bull
incredible
fax
what's the issue FaZebros, hacks stopped working?
luv karrigan
ate faze
simple as
NOOOO I NEED 2-1 HEROIC NOOOO
Nice. Love to see the good guys winning.
i fucking hate faze they do it every time
give you hope just to shatter it in the end
>CadiaN baiting Wallz to peak in that last round
Kek, based
Fun to finally see the thoughts of the kind of people who don't understand the game and accuse people of cheating
ive played over 1000 MM games, no one knows cheaters better than me
>1000MM games
thats nothing
I am former pro who used cheats on stage, no one knows cheaters better than me
Twistzz focus on the team briefing and stop browsing /csgog/ in-between maps
>Twistzz can just smell when the Heroic players pull nades or turn their head. You wouldn't get it
>faze wasted all their energy on a fake comeback
hahaha it's so over
>Saving legs for major
she keeps lifting up one leg
she knows its driving everyone wild and she loves it
back when pimp was a fatass
The good old danish downie look
https://clips.twitch.tv/HealthyFaintLadiesTheThing
he literally gets shot and takes damage you absolute retard
>i just took damage
>better randomly snap my cross hair into the corner of the room
he hears the shot and moves his cross hair towards the sound. have you actually played this game?
>hears the shot
>better aim at the wall
have you?
you're an actual dribbler
That's because he clicked the next player button instead of the closest player button.
>come back 14-15
>lose 14-16
That fucking hurts
good
https://www.reddit.com/r/csgo/comments/iwi2ek/twistzz_vac/
OK DUD
he even wide peeks straight onto cadians angle
fucking hell thats blatant
two cheaters going at it
>one for knowing twistzz is there
>twistzz for knowing cadian is holding that
Hispanicy
that is not normally they need to check him pc
CS major is just a glorified HvH lobby.
Sad!
Why should cadian be ever allowed on pro scene if he break keyfabe like that?
Can someone with reddo account post this to r/vacsucks
It's too important to be lost in gaping anals of history
kys
how do they cheat on lan? is he wearing a vibrator?
did you inspect the PC for cheats?
pigsama
how many ethnicities are there in swedistan?
Dude there's no way anyone is cheating on major pc's
blast/ESL/PGL are incompetent, but they cant be that stupid especially after that word.exe shit
>thinking its incompetence and not greed
You are denying what is right in front of you
You realize that you can inject cheats in your keyboard/mouse right?
they order brand new gear for every tournament. they only way they could cheat is if the TOs are involved
>they order brand new gear for every tournament
no they don't
Yeah. Teams send in what gear they want and TOs order it in. Atleast thats how it has been in the past. I did see Apex had french coloured key caps so maybe not anymore? but they should be
Is this actually true?
this, there's absolutely no way a low paid employee of a large organisation would accept a large cash payment to run an .exe file on a computer
players use their own gear
Why do you think they all have these specific build for them keyboards?
Custom build cheats come preinstalled
>me when i'm propagating false information
RL said thats what they do. If he's wrong my God strike me down
You can literally see players at tournaments take their mice and keyboards with them. And yes, you can hide cheats in a mouse
>dude theres no way anyone would cheat in any sport involving money, there's regulations and constant drug tests
lol
lmao
what drug would consider as cheating?
dolla dolla bills y'all
Just coming into this thread to say that Machine is the worst commentator of all time in anything.
you must have not heard about semmler
semmler is still better
At least they don't make me want to mute the stream every time I hear them.
>he didn't hear bardolph and ddk at Stockholm
>step aside
who's that supposed to be
Diversity hire.
I'm so happy, but at the same time so ashamed for having played dota2 once in my life
evertything from this scene is utterly pathetic outside of this arab cutie
""talents" are all dumb beta cucks, one caster unrionically has a lisp, or this ugly chink that has 300games and is literally the silver rank of dota
players are timid stupid weeb retards that cant even hold eye contact with the interviewers
game is designed for stupid retards and miserable losers, forcing you to be at 100% focus for 45minutes
jesus
>evertything from this scene is utterly pathetic outside of this arab cutie
nattea slander is not accepted
i closed the stream when game ended, just came back and its already round 4
im so used to dota's hourly breaks its refreshing to see breaks being like 10min max
Do they really take 1hr breaks between matches in an arena?
it takes an hour for fat mobagays to get themselves into the disabled toilets and back
at least they got to the toilets unlike smash players
draft takes a lot of time too so it's a lot of downtime.
its insane how long dota breaks are in-between games, they always have to do some le funny meme talk between a hired gay and people in crowd, every game 30min are wasted, then add technical shit and its 1h
Dota also spends around 30 minutes on drafting which takes up so much time
Is broky gambling all night again? Guys is missing all his shots
Check out my new t-shirt.
fuck you midky
semenler became a chud after getting fired from overwatch league
imagine what he'd say if he was in the same tournament as lucy, he wouldn't be able to hold back
You now remember team epsilon and screaM
>screaM became an IGL in Valorant
What a timeline.
>dumbest blackest gorilla moron in csgo
>igl in valorant
you cant be serious
he must be there for moral support. imagine scream calling a valorant strat kek
they were terrible, been losing every game hard
halfway through the league one player stepped down and their assistant coach had to play instead and he took over the IGL role from scream and they started playing much better
his team has become a mockery for horrible midrounding in valorant too XD
people tune into it for the memes unironically
did he win any tournament in valarante?
His team are bottom of their block in the franchised league and are a literal joke, Nivera is also on the team for some reason
>molly goes perfectly around karrigan
Admins?
divine intervention, dont worry about it
physics toggle
/b/ros i hate machine casting sooo much...
it's over for FaZe
good, he probably doesn't even know your faggy existence, your seethe probably makes his day better if anything
slit your throat 😀
t. machine
calm down brother
i am a better awper than broky
Maybe blast and shit don't care, but its still a major and valve will go ballistic if there's another cheating scandal. Organizers and teams have to think about that too
Even if he got software preinstalled on his mouse or something, how would het get around the observers/admins/additional checks/someone looking at his screen? It would require quite a bit of skill to hide cheats in such an environment
>two teammates holding A
>ropz jiggle peeks site
could this moron be anymore obvious?
>holding A
A is the site, his teammates were holding bathrooms. ropz jiggle peeked towards the long entrance to A, which wasn't being held.
fuck you
it was smoked
oh wow yeah it makes no sense that ropz checks it then he must be hacking
BY HEROIC. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW THE SMOKE EVEN LOOKS, JUST HEAR ONE BLOOM. and heroic used other utility
"Hey ropz, we're holding bathroom, can you check long?"
"Sure"
Fuck you. fuck off
hi ropz, can you stop shitposting here and actually focus on the game? thanks
kys estonian gay
>broky and ropz toggling before they are at 10 rounds disadvantage
Cadian ragehacks incoming
how would u install ur cheats into that comp?
>fazefags scared of Chadian
faze upsmurfing rn
I think the moral of this game is that not even pros can handle a dry retard rush
The real embarassment is how bad pros are at handling eco rounds. Those must have a 50% win rate at this point.
When in doubt just have your team buy MP-9, Five-Seven and Famas and you're guaranteed to win.
midky sold 2 rounds this half which will cost FaZe
they need at least 11 rounds to win this
fuck you mdiky
There are so many fucking cases of someone turning and getting peeked or instantly turning back and killing someone. Is it observer being godly or wtf is going on
I like to believe they have a few seconds delay between stream and the game itself so they can direct the broadcast better.
sure thing just duck there cheating gay
seriously look at the timing of this push by gay ropz.
>but he's le mastermind he just knows exactly when to climb up the ladder and makes sure to stop right around the corner of the first player
whats that shit under ropzs's left eye?
wallhack implant
ai wallhack contact lens
skin from his hand
His body reacts to all the toggling
Scars from a fire unironically
wasn't it hot iron falling on his face when he was a kid?
I'm not the only one seeing it right?
the floating sticker bug has been in the game for years
why does he just stop there?? so fuckin weird.
hes augmented
>dude they all have walls
aren't there TOs literally standing over their shoulders? how the fuck would they have walls?
they get a small audio cue when they mouse over an opponent
its not really walls. usually it's the radar and it could just blink for a short time or something. and the admins have no idea what game they're even watching.
there's been literal cameras behind them showing 4:3 shit before the championship stage
i think someone just needs to make a thread on v to attract all these shitposters away with webms of shroud
>what are micro toggles
high level cheats don't blatantly show enemy players but mess with inputs ie slow down aim when hovering over an opponent or give very mild imputs warning the user.
reminder faze cant play overpass t-side
/b/ros i have an ingrown nipple hair and it's impossible to pop...
why is there so many silvers all of a sudden
>take my meds
>they're still blatantly toggling
a-are we cheering on a HvH match?
Does he know?
of course flusha cheater
Nice loop
takes one to know one
everyone on FaZe should give their monthly salary to ropz if they win this major
where do you think he gets the money for his private cheats?
Man has private cheat producers to pay.
>mfw hanging out with my dad
punchable gay face
>twistzz doesnt care anymore, he wants the win
wow he shot a guy who peaked into him and missed his shot what a blatant cheat
>roundwin is guaranteed, quick lose some fights
oldest trick in the book.
>you're in a game and doing pretty good
>you see a report ID with your name attached to it in chat
How do you respond?
I always feel humbled because I always had shitty aim and now I have even shittier aim.
i mean, you can talk all the shit you want about valorant, but at least that game has a fucking beast of an anticheat and the pro scene is actually filled with good players and not whoever can toggle the hardest.
>inb4 b-but it's too invasive china knows my data
you'd sacrifice your sense of privacy for a good anti cheat in cs too. don't lie.
you know theyre running invasive anticheats in the tournament pcs right...
they dont even run vac
why would they? these are pro players, surely no cheaters here.
top fucking kek
they literally just scan their armpits for metal and then let them toggle to their hearts desire.
No I wouldn't, Chang.
>beast of an anticheat
Ching chong to you too
The only reason valorant has less cheating than cs is that the game gives you ingame ways to deal with the things drive people cheat in cs.
>I keep getting randomed out by people in stupid places
In cs if you can't deal you have to cheat but in valo you just pick someone with a scan or a drone or a camera or a dog.
I have a question to you
why was CS2 released?
it hasn't
i'll take the dub here, cheers
retard
Because CSGO is getting old? What kind of question is this?
cs 99
css 2004 (5 years)
csgo 2012 (8 years)
cs2 2023 (11 years)
KARRIGAN better take responsibility by retiring
I get the feeling he will after this one, would be a good timing as well
ropz too good for these dogs
just need Kaiji to wake up and easy mirage
how to play like ropz:
>put crosshair where their head will be in 2s time
>click mouse when their head arrives
grats on figuring out how cs works
Reminder that this thread is filled with "people" who unironically believe the nik0 angle pasta
ropz is so fucking good at crosshair placement. if you look at a pov demo you can see how he snaps on angles like a robot
>watch Ropz POV
>forget halfway through it's supposed to be a genuine player and not just an overwatch case thinking he's clever by not outright spinbotting
>he snaps on angles like a robot
Hmmmmm I wonder how
>good crosshair placement
>that crowd bait
don't fuck me Heroic, I want my fucking gold coin at least
>we are 15-5 time to toggle off
isn't 33 insanely old for a pro CS player
age is a meme its all about time and dedication to video game, most people who are in their mid-20 cant put as much effort as 16-18 years old
rain and karrigan are just manchildren
why? reaction time doesnt drop dramatically in your 30s and cs is not only about reaction time. the hardest part for 30+ pros is staying hungry/not getting burnt out
i was to believe that prime age for a cs player is being like 23 and jumped up on 3 different amphetamines
sjush has been silent
bump
you're welcome heroicsisters
nt broky
>server starts lagging from all the cheats in play
>the togglers.........get toggled on
KINO KINO KINO
togglers just toggled off thinking they can get 1 fair round
ragehacks confirmed.
we're in for a treat
>karrigan: Guys, it's too obvious. Let them get some rounds
how does sjuush not get flashed there? weak utility by faze
people who excessively call cheats are usually:
really bad
trying to justify their own cheat use
just fucking ignore these retards
It's all scripted, it is as real as wrestling is.
how much do they have to pay niko to play his role
lmfao
what movie character archetype is Niko?
nobody would write a script where fucking jame becomes a major winner
the question is when will twist toggle on?
im guessing the admin has been leering over him for the last few rounds and he doesnt want him to see him pressing his page down key all round
>silvers calling everything cheats
>unironic valorant shills
the absolute state of magog
the way ropz 'cleared' long just wide enough to expose the shadow of the player enabled him to seem like he legit saw him
absolutely blatant
go back to r slash vacsucks you fucking psychos jesus christ
>stop having fun
no
>haha what if le every play was a le cheat :*~~
epic
every players is a cheater until proven otherwise
I miss when I was that bad and ignorant
now I just get unbelievably fucking mad every time I play
You will get older and realize that getting mad at video games is stupid, then you will start to enjoy them even if you fail a round or two.
>player behind wood
>time to mag dump
>player leaves
>time to save my ammo
uhhh ropzsisters?
its gonna be 19-15 ;/
16-14 to give the illusion of a close match
>cheat boost
jabbi has not been jabbing
uhhh broky?
jesus christ these bots are so lucky it's unreal
ong if faze choke fr imma buss frfr no kissie
>if faze choke
>if
Wtffff Teses lucker
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
finally good guys win
thank god
ok thats enough time to toggle
>B rush ends choking streak
classic
My bets still on lads. Heroic gotta close this out now
FAZE BROS
>ok we need to close this out
>ACTIVATE
>kill everyone through smokes
Ropz haters, we were too cocky
karrigan is the most based cs player of all time
he's up there
>carried by ropz
gonna play 1080p tonight
>all the valorantfags who can't fathom wallbangs and smoke spams without some gay moron ULT that gives you literal wallhacks
no wonder only washed up na shitters play that game lol
why was CS2 released?
because csgo is getting old?
It hasn't
damn, sick lj
2nd dub because you just cant answer it, jej
Ask a question I can answer like:
Why is Valve going to release an update to a 12 year old game and replace it with a game running on a more flexible engine with better tools and less spaghetti code instead of continuing to develolp an old game with a 20 year old engine?
aint reading allat mi amigo
if they didnt release the game, thats even worse. They were so afraid of valorant popularity that they released an advertisement for its next version to keep up with the "trends".
I didnt think valve was idiotic but look what happened to overwatch, they got nervous and released overwatch 2 to beat valorant, they got stomped. If you're releasing a "2" version of your game to keep up with a new game, you are nervous. no two ways about it, coping fag.
Overwatch and Valorant are a joke, CS is here for 20 years and will stay for the next 20 years.
still havent answered, why did valve release CS2 during the peak of valorant? why was overwatch 2 released during the peak of valorant?
take your meds schizoid
3rd dub because you cant answer why CS2 was released. oof
CS2 was released right before Valve schedules their major company vacation so they could return to plenty of data upon resuming work, pleb. Now go back to your fuck ugly zoomer shooter
It's been answered already yet you're being obtuse on purpose. Why are you like this?
Because it's zero effort to just be like "why" "why" "no" "why" while any idiot dumb enought to engage with you has to actually do some work. The guy has no point but he can keep this going for hours. It's never worth engaging with these people.
cs2 hasn't been released though and we dont know when it will
they didnt release cs2 moron are you stupid?
how am i playing it then?
no one cares about your korean netcafe anime shooter
valve does to release cs2 tho, you should too
does this fantasy of valorant being a threat to cs help you feeling validated playing your cartoon game?
Listen here you dumb fucking baboon, I have already explained to you that Valve starting working on CS2 before Valorant was even a thing.
The only reason it's called CS2 is because it's on Source 2, people will just call it CS because that's what it is - CS.
Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant, CSGO is peaking every other week and is getting even more players and even returning players.
Go seek therapy and maybe a brain implant.
This is why a third world war isn't as bad as it seems.
>Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant
cheers
YWNBAW
>circlejumps irl
wow
>stavn shows up in a big game for the first time in his career
>jabber now disappears
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fwa3S3IaEAUL9tP?format=png&name=900x900
Brosss ..... I shed a tear
who does that baby belong to?
jabbi
fat chance, jabbi is a virgin
rain
how is babby formed?
i put $50 on faze when they lost the first map
odd was 5.25
>open "ropz" thread on hltv hoping to see some based takes (accusations)
>it's just constant dicksucking how he's the best player in the game
is hltv just reddit
no its more like twitch chat with a 10% longer attention span. the core goldfish brain mentality is the same. if your last performance was sub 1.00 you should be kicked, if your last performance was above 1.30 you’re the best player in the world
Hltv have severe jannie crackdowns since 2 years ago
They basically become more toxic than 4chins at one point.
As Maui said, the community just loves ropz for some reason. His playstyle it as passive as blamef's, but blamef gets shit on for it, while ropz gets praised.
Because he's a timid little twink
Difference is when ropz baits he gets an impactful multi kill and wins while when blameF baits he gets an exit kill or two and loses. Ropz is more like coldzera/kscerato in that his baiting legitimately helps the team because he delivers when he has all the info he needs. blameF’s baiting is unprecedented, he lets the whole team die and then just saves
>
no, the difference is when ropz baits, his team is good enough to actually contribute something to the round
>team is shit and does nothing
>ropz waltzes in and the team eventually wins a major and a grand slam
Really makes me ponder.
>carried to a major by rain
>can't carry Xyp and a bunch of academy players
Same thing, really
Keep coping.
ropz doesnt become art on anti eco rounds
beta males like pathetic males like themselves (ropz in this case) while hating alpha males (blamef)
if ropz was a well hung man, community would hate him too. but he looks like a harmless child. i bet he has a pencil dick
read some psychology ffs
god damn he's handsome, no homo
This isn’t true in CS. k0nfig and rez for example literally only have fans because they’re hot. If they were beta looking they would be shit on by everyone. blameF is just an unprecedented fraud and everyone hates frauds.
theres a reason top teams dont just do 2015 a smokes on pistol rounds karrigan u fucking monkey
twistzz using hacks to make sure he couldn't get hit in the smoke. someone kill this guy now
jabbi jobbing
ropz will be the major mvp
20000 hours in paint
I thought semmler was the chud
same breed
Semmler is way chuddier, he almost said globohomo a couple weeks back
>Hispanic that thinks he's white is a chud
Not surpising to anyone who ever visited this website
stream link?
https://www.twitch.tv/vo_ine
good lad, thank you
^ bruh
Everyone please don't forget despite this banger series. It will be coming home later
we are gonna lose fazebros, shouldnt have choked nuke
Just tuned in what have I missed lads?
some lady stole rain's baby
Lets go faze
>arguing with unironic valoshills
come on
What does he hope to accomplish by posting bait in the CSGO thread other than show how incredibly insecure he is about his own game?
faze will make a comeback r-right guys?
doubtful, its mirage
ITB will sweep all the dickheads at this major and win it lads
fuck the english but them beating vitality and emptying the arena would be based
wp twistzz
uhh botky?
>just preaim 4 players in a row bro
YOU ARE SO SEXY TWISTZ
TWISTZZ
Captain Canada
Of course it's fucking Twistzz
>twistzz turn to toggle
ok now I see what everyone is talking about
now imagine this happening like 10 times in every bo3
in the g2 game every single time g2 came back twist would just explode and kill 2-3 people
twist plays like he has 100 iq average, 50 or 150
That’s just NA schizophrenia. twistzz is the most NA player of all time
>twistzz is the most NA player of all time
you're forgetting tarik
>ropz aimbot couldnt figure out who to shoot
kek
why are faze fans so cringe
i feel like jabbi almost choked that
>sjuush and cadian in my fantasy
feels good bros
fazestrogen, our response?
if twistzz is toggling he should probably toggle on
Bros... Things aren't looking good for our Faze boys. Seems like we need a signature Ropz + Twistzz 100% headshot masterclass in order to survive.
Do you think they can deliver? Oh I'm feeling so anxious about our chances.
broky needs to stop being a massive shitter and missing every other shot with the awp
truth is their cheats have a time limit, they toggled in the middle of nuke and whole overpass so now they are stuck with raw skill (nothing)
shouldnt toggle on nuke or should win nuke, like they did vs BNE and Navi
and now twist and ropz destroy for 12 rounds of comeback
I hope Heroic wins it all. I'll commit a hate crime if a garden gnome ever wins a major.
surely comeback incoming
Good try FaZe and you could have won it 2-0 if you didn't choke Nuke.
ok. faze is toggling but what about heroic?
heroic are the good guys
one of these teams are proven cheaters
where are you now FaZe Dogs
not so bussin now are we?
According to the script, twist is going to go full blatant and faze is going to make a comeback.
why is memechine still working as a caster hoyl fuck
machine PLEASE I beg you
when will s1mple play??
bro..
>toggle the comeback
I AM SHOCKED THAT FAZE IS SUDDENLY ONE TAPPING EVERYONE. SHOCKED I TELL YOU. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?
Here’s how faze can still win
>last kill not even a headshot
Surely he's eligible for a refund now
>acor arena
>acor nowhere to be seen
Smooya spotted
TWO PEOPLE CAN'T KILL KARRIGAN WITH MP9
BATMAN
that's not a ninja defuse machine you numpty
defuse toggle
100000000 iq by karrigan he's so smart omg best igl smoke defuse never seen in major
nerf mp9 and mac10 wtf is this shit
Mac10 is balanced, mp9 is retarded to
Watch faze lose this lmao
Faze have 0 chance of winning
It's ITB's major
+1
>Watch faze lose this lmao
You're supposed to post that when they are winning not when they already lost
A Danish choke? I aren’t think that
FUCK YOU MIDKY
broky is such a massive fraud
is it me or broky been missing OP shots all series?
aside from niko i dont enjoy seeing anyone suffer and lose as much as twist and ropz
Man what the fuck is broky doing
No more bait comebacks. Heroic putting an end to this.
>heroic at 14?
>toggle it
FARCE CLAN OUT FIRST MATCH OF PLAYOFF
gg faze
vitality is going to stomp itb
holy fucking milf ooga awooga
probably one of the players mum
keep her away from stavn
broky must be the biggest awp abusing babby in tier 1 cs
how the fuck does ropz live 65 years there
>perfect aim even while jumping
ok
Faze about to spinbot for a comeback
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>save clan
xD
this is turning into one of the funniest webms of this general
and now for the main course
TOTAL FAZEmoron DEATH
GG EZ
karrigan has been fragging the past 3 matches tbf, the others didnt step up
NT
Fuck off FaZe. Even lucked here by barely beating BNE.
is there a more soulless team than Shitroic
why are danes such dogs?
>cadian
>soulless
>more soulless team than Shitroic
chud clan
>international shitters calling other teams soulless
heroic is kino tho
mono race team are full soul you are stupid as fuck stop posting here moron
t. scam clan customer
FARCE CLAN
Welp, at least you got your 1 Mr. Hippo
Heroic looking good.
where is my bro sado
where is my bro ChrsJ
Sado his own fault for being alocholic nwah
sadokist said the forbidden word and chrisj is a 40yo bong ripping autist
Canceled racist alcoholic
Washed-up bald fraud
who ez pickem win?
>
IT'S OVER
KWAB
AHAHAHHA
KWAB
vitality is not getting out
KWAB
heroic won
gamerlegion is going to
apeks is going to win
and into the breach is going to win
>gamerlegion is going to
>apeks is going to win
>and into the breach is going to win
would simulteanously kill my gold dream but make this major ultimate kino
total louvrecuck death
some litty predics but overall not bussin
>Le Esports historian man
Has there even been a bigger fraud? The only impressive thing about him is how much he milked midwits.
This fucker goes around every esport like a slut and passes himself off as a historian and analyst. Then everyone hates him and pushes him out ad nauseum.
>how much he milked midwits
this motherfuckler has 200k retarded followers on youtube it's absurd
vitality literally the only correct pick here
incredible
>looks like shit
>retarded accent
>shit at the game
>only thing he has to redeem himself is his "knowledge"
>proceed to shit out the dumbest predictions
gonna be an XD from me
LOOK AT THIS GUY'S PICKEM HAHAHAH
OH NONONONONOOOOOOOOO PHFHAHAHAFHAFHAHAHAHAHAH
bump
>The tears
Bros...
i own the same shoes wtf
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?
post them
gay
so lickable
team obesity gonna smack those britcucks right?
Probably. I mean Vitality aren't chumps but ITB is a wildcard, they've been cracking skulls. Shit could go down.
it's coming home lad
Mon Dieu! Il est un BYWOO!
Le meilleur dans le jeu!
there's no un translatecuck
Mon dieu !!
C'est un (monstre) ParQui le meilleur du jeu!!
cadian giving a interview to gaules
someone tell him brazil LANs arent happening again he doesnt have to dicksuck brazilians anymore
brazilians are the only people that like cadian
Heroic = cheaters
I could beat Mahone the fuck up
hes got 15 strats to counter you, he planned everything you stand no chance
16-5
16-7
>big name e-sports organization
>arrive in a minivan to your superbowl
if you don't need to hire a bus, why not a nice merc minivan?
Oh the horror. They could've bought them a metro ticket instead.
why does no player groom these days?
post them
hmm who to support
>5 lads just having a laugh and a good time
or
>a garden gnome (and worse, d*nes), a robot and a crying frenchcuck
The garden gnome, your time is up polchud.
nobody is cheering for a br*t
They can bring their own mouse and keyboard
you can load hacks onto the mouse and just plug it in and toggle with a button press or mouse movement
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/csgo/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md#pc-restrictions
Cope
>valve lets us bring a mouse so its okay to load our hacks onto it
have a nice day
prove to me they aren't cheating
Is soccer the only sport where cheating or match fixing isn't in discussion constantly?
everyone is soccer is bribed
people watching football are unironically too delusional stupid and hypnotised you cannot talk to them
messi and ronaldo use so many hormones its hard to keep track
also matches are scripted and the narrative is controlled by the refs
In the NBA it's refs and magnets around the rim. NFL it's refs, match fixing and equity. MLB it's illegal substances.
baseball is not a real sport mutt
>they can't even realistically rig it for LeBum this year and have le ebin Lakers-Celtic final
who's gonna win
Why can't they fix it for LeGoat? Last time I checked he's on his way to the conference final against some no-namers who's supposed best player couldn't even get MVP this year
they're trying their best
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Here's how the Lakers can still win
lmao this bro really thinks divegrass isn't fixed to hit
every pro-scene is fixed to a certain extent
you can already tell its an ignorant american from this post because he knows nothing about the sport and immediately refers to it by "soccer"
Do you know how hacks work? With applocker all DLLs can be checked as they are loaded. As long as the admins aren't retarded there's no way to load a hack like that. Unless they are exploiting a 0-day in windows it's not going to happen. And frankly CS doesn't bring in enough money for teams to pay hackers of that caliber. It would be even harder if they used linux, but w/e.
you can easily bypass that
[citation needed]
Yeah bro let me just bypass the required kernel call to load a DLL from userspace real quick. Remember, you haven't even gotten to the point where you can try to make that call yet. Without some entrypoint you literally can't read or write ANY memory
arena gonna be wild if vitality make it to the finals
>if
i just realized that jabbi is a chud
khazakstan is glorious country
>picking bertigo against vitality
it's over, cucksisters
>vertigo
>anubis
>mirage
ITB gifting vitality the semis
Itb has to play to their strenghts. When you play in a new environment against a very hostile crowd you need to be comfortable, Inferno would simply not cut it. At least on Vertigo they have the experience to carry them over when the pressure is high
gg ITB they have a strong vertigo but godwoo is going to demolish them
how many zywoo aces tonight
shox <3
*BUM BUM TSS*
CAM AN YER FOAKIN' FROGS
OPEN UP THE FUUKIN' GAMEEEE
*BUM BUM TSS*
>monkeys 0-3
>ZERO Russians in playoffs
>Ch0ko out
>fattigan out
Nature is healing
Really, a heroic-vitality final is inevitable and the only worthy match up for the last csgo major.
*BUM BUM TSS*
>the last CSGO major, the pressure is rising
we know you know, Niko
IT'S COMMING HOME LADS
Why is this playing before this game and not the last?
because everyone knows this game might as well be the final, lad. It's not coming home for no reason after all
>one year older than Elige
>Still look younger than him
Oof
holy kino
>Elige already looks like he's going to cry in the hype promo
someone get that kid a spine
valorant won
>all this for vitality to get sent home 2-0
gonna get Hispanicy
THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
>THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
>THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
GOD SAVE THE KING
cam on and score ingerland
I want the bri ish to win atleast one map
I do admit that these team entrances are cool as fuck
yeah, and then banks ruins it
fucking oj borg was great. even machine is better
cypher looks aggresively bri'ish
PETE MOI LE CUL APEX
What did they mean by this finger on arm signal?
Im so clueless
CAHM AWN INTO THE BREACH SCORE SAM FACKING HEADSHOTS AGAINST THOSE FROGS
lmao no one wants to shake hands with the ItB players
i would shake hands with the lads
ITB theme right now
I genuinely think ITB might be the worst team to make the playoffs of a major, maybe alongside meme Complexity with shahzam and QBF. But they're SOVL
QU'UUUUUN SANG IMPUUUUR
Hope Vitality gets mopped either now or in the final. Always hilarious to see the hopes and dreams of a home crowd crumble
I take it 2014 made you cum buckets?
Fear not the frogs, lads. We british people shall once again prove our superiority
bongs gonna get 2-0d but hopefully they make it entertaining
is banks soul or cringe
>killed his wife
soul
most cringe in the entire scene
>doubting /ourlads/
Why they didn't check Vitality with the metal detectors? rigged
i still find it funny that heroic got swept by fucking jame in brazil.
but i think it's their time
>Heroic lose to ITB or Apeks in the final
best ending
I want to belive in ITB but with this crowd and the pressure is almost impossible for them to win
I dislike both cunts but I hate fr*nce much more
so ITS COMING HOME
> ITS COMING HOME
So Liquid is winning the whole thing?
ngl lads itb lacking in pacy ngubus for cheeky rushes
3 knights on the shirt.
IT'S CAMMIN OME'
this would have been the most soulful tournament ever if this was french vitality playing with RPK
bro, bodyy unironically might be the 2nd best French player atm. it's that bad.
>bodyy unironically might be the 2nd best French player atm
not that's me
hello afro
bodyy is one of the best players in tier 2
>and*rs
muted
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
>hes taking that fight with the bomb
U FKN WOT M8???
the lad had one too many pitchers last night
madlad just 'avin a giggle
>zywoo on vertigo
its over
Bad idea to send CYPHER alone like that
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over
ZywOo
how is that any different to monkeys cheering for monkeys?
because white people are doing it
well they were also cheering for other teams in the first quarter. In brazil most people left
it's not and it's a good thing
people who cry about crowd cheering or booing should go some chud shit like nfl or valorant
valorant spectators cant see shit so they dont know what to cheer for
France is the Brazil of Europe
>anders AND moses
double mute
i miss him bros
mein gott it's za tank!
he will be on the showmatch 99%
this legend got replaced by possibly the worst ever player who played in a top tier 1 team, and a confirmed cheater
most grim move Vitality ever made
3 minutes or searching will make you find that the small group zywoo created, has another Zywoo account, 15 yo that is probably vacced
todays zywoo acc is 8yo
he also cheated during his young age
only oldfag accounts is a proof no cheat were involved, like jks and his 16yo account, or ropz with 15
t. extreme knower
he has 1 old account with a VAC ban dating before CSGO was even released
>ropz
the most obvious cheater we have in the game rn
was he really that bad before his kick?
he was basically today's Rain
Why does rallen look like that
Oh nononono frogs we got too cocky
cypher's aim is cracked
>losing a round to ITB
it's over
Now that faze is eliminated i root for ITB all the way
>fazemoron is also a britcuck
shocking developments
i root for raw skill not cheating gayry
Does Spinx do anything except wait in off-angles?
I'm an ABH
>world's best team struggling against a bunch of no namers who god knows how qualified for the major
wat?
>world's best team struggling against a bunch of no namers
Don't be so hard on Faze
>vitality start losing
>TECH PAUSE
YOU gayS
Weird question boys but has there ever been a major MVP that wasn't from the winning team?
probably simple got a few pity dickriding ones
Nah he only has his Stockholm 1
s1mple
>a tech pause so vitality dont have to waste their timeouts
hmm
ITB = Manchester City
Vitality = PSG
ITB = Leicester
Vitality = PSG
I don't watch football only used to watch el classico when ronaldo was still in Madrid.
sound guy fell asleep
>vertigo
>smoke ramp
>a1s spam
>rinse and repeat
>apEX loses duel to 10 HP CYPHER
You know he's mad
he doesn't know he's 10 hp
CYPHERRRRRRR
i luv me boys but i want vitality to win because they have the biggest chance of beating heroic in the final
ZYWHO OMEGALUL
GET FUCKED ZYWOO
CYPHER A FUCKING A GOD
INGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
INCREDIBLE INGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
It's so over already. Brits are too strong.
CYPHER is owning Vitality holy shit
>gets 3 kills on 10 HP
>as an entry
U WOT????? LMAO
Always play like you have 200hp
>Yekindar
>BOROS
>CYPHER
>jL
>iM
is it the era of the entry?
Can I get a coming home status update?
frogs are rattled
>timeout
>vs literally who
jesus... it's that bad
unironically imagine the scenes if they throw an easy major on home soil to some tier 5 lads
>he still cares about "tiers"
Hello ESL rep!
It's over for Vitality. Spinx is a liability
>mental midgets itt calling gg after 2 rounds lost
dumb retarded retards
HOLY FK CYPHER IS RUNNING AT THEM
AHAHAHAHAHAH
i kneel ed sheeran
>cheaters win again
nice esport virgins
Valorant could never
So does Monte have hackers in their team?
multiple
>this rabid hobbit runs at you
what do you do????
awp shot him in short and kill him
Stand in off-angle and die without killing anyone
kek why tf did rallen push into that angle
inexperience. He just had to take over the B wrap and the round would have been easy for them
>rallen
>inexperience
KEK 10/10
playing 1000 lans with 5 people in the audience is not experience for playing against thousands of people vs the 2nd best team in the world
rallen played in a major before apex did
So did norbert, what's your point?
he didn't
are you retarded?
>bought a bunch of cypher stickies last week because I thought he looked like a funny little hobbit
>price already doubled
CAM ON INGERLAND
SCOR SUM FAKKIN ROWNDS
>price just x10
sell it bro
that was a fumble and a half
hope they don't get stunlocked by that awp
https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1659190298327801857
why does thorin dickride aleksimutt so much
what a throw
it's over bros.... what happened?
do you really think that itb can win against vitality?
>losing 1v2 to apex
its over
what's with the random asians in paris, i saw some asians rooting for heroic lol
rented crowd
we are everywhere chud
btw moronhound lost
ok and
just curious, never expected em to root for danes. rooting for vitality, not so surprising tbh.
we dont mind asians here in France, like garden gnomes they stay in their community, farm money and keep it subtle
gg itb
you guys had your fun at least
>volt choked that trade
cmon lads
>apex clutch
cannot imagine a more it's over moment
ItB reminds me of Furia if they were actually good
Can someone post some freya, I know someone has screenshots
some freya, I know someone has screenshots
🙁
she's got an instagram m8 just look at that
HOWEVER
CYPHER is single handedly entrying these fags into the semi finals
https://twitter.com/donhaci/status/1659250056019443725?s=46&t=Q10eIWfqICrPEThKVQR8aw
First funny don haci tweet
apex you faking gay if you lose us this major we will hang you from the tour eiffel you piece of shit..
>t. neL
Watching CYPHER play is like seeing Liquid when they get hard carried by YEKI
>breach
>cypher
>beating CS goats
uuhhhhh cs sisters???
uhh but ropz isnt playing?
AIEEEE SAVE US ZYWOO
I'm sorry, but did Vitality already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Vitality are still playing right now and they have been the best team in CSGO for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in CSGO who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the RMR. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Vitality are one of the best fucking teams in CS, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the major if the Niko didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vitality wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the mongols just got a round based purely on luck, just like the Furia did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Vitality topics because you're a gay hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
FROG HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2v4 THROW
VITALITY SISTERS WHERE ARE WE????
zywoo threw
beautiful play from itb right there
>woman already crying
bro... it isn't over yet.
Wait is ITB UK team? Imagine taking out the frogs on their own turf
3 out of 5 are british and the two highest rated players are not.
>Volt
>British
>homesoil favourites and #2 team getting RAMMED by Brits, a Dutchman, and a boomer Pole
vitality sisters…
>itb losing momentum
britbros...............
>8 rounds on vertigo t side
no way they lose this map
I'm so happy this is not ESL with their stupid random crowd shots mid-round
Back to CYPHER owning
>zywoo
KWAB
cypher's rifling is insane
>i rate xi wu
that cypher lad cracks me up
there's no way these bongoloids arent cheating
t. nervous frog
>frog damage control
ahahah x
FROG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
can't believe Quake skills translated into csgo so easily for Cypher
He played quake?
he's making a joke about a quake player called cypher
>he doesn't know
Gotards are easy prey for skilled quake legends
I told you lads. Quake skills > gotards
So he won quakecon 08 when he was 5?
>gotards think 16yo's Zywoo is a "young prodigy"
lmao
Can somebody explain the following for me?:
>A team will almost always win the enemy teams map pick and lose on their own pick
>Dominating teams always seem to get ecoed, and its often the start of a comeback for the losing side
Am i just scizo or something? Nobody else seems to notice this.
if you're good on a map, you play a lot and you have a lot of demos for other teams to anti-strat.
its common in most e-sports of teams losing their strong maps in the deep end of a tourney
>this is cypher on attack
imagine on defense, they wont have time to breath, he will suffocate them
vitality should hope they get the T pistol because if ITB get pistol, they are in a world of hurt
losing opponents map pick is not unusual. teams only prepare to win two maps.
>french video production skills
TOTAL
ANDERS
DEATH
What causes this?
just a bit of banter lil zoom
CYPHERRRRRRRR
LOOOOOOOL
HOLY FUCK CYPHER BAAAASED
CYPHER THE FUTURE TOP 5 IN THE WORLD
he's unironically cheating
I KNEEL
ED SHEERAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Reminder ITB humiliated ENCE and fnatic on Vertigo.
why the fuck is Magisk wide there
?
he's wide all the time wdym
*wins the major*
sit down cypher you still just a kid
>Vitality coming alive
Yeah its over Britbros......
brit sisters..
was pretty obvious that the brits would crumber playing as ct, cypher cant carry in ct
?
It's over. Please tell me this was Vitality's map pick
No, ITB's
start ze comeback
KWAB
How does CYPHER make these plays
total partnershit death
vitality is missing their shots, his first kill on the bomb planter was cool but the second just whiffed
I get killed faster in my dumb lvl6 lobbies
if cypher doesnt get multi kills, its gg
and he's doing it
predict the team that will buy CYPHER
TSM
sentinels
g2
>cypher can just crouch push mid site in a 4v5 with everyone in vitality on the site
lmao
britbong sisters..
they are slipping. No reason to still be THAT aggressive on B ramp on your own in a 5v4. Also lmao @ rallen jumping through molotov
tesco peek
VIKING'D
>le heckin' hobbit easily discarded by a washed up fatass
>french team getting carried by danes
>Magisk finds out that if they don't win 2-0 he'll run out of snus
it's ogre for the britbongs
>magisk decided to pick up the frogs' slack
oh boy
MAKING
Spinx graffiti spray
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ik ook moment
oh nooooo
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
UHHHH CRUCIAL !?
>It's over
It's so over
CRUCIAL GRAFFITI
now thats a graffiti moment
It is so over
ITB is just Cypher and 4 bots. get this lad to a tier 1 team and let the others rot
I BOLIEVE I CAN FLY
>watch your step
thats the difference between T1 teams and T2 teams
how they handle the pressure
maybe, but there's still an argument to be made that too many T2 team will never get the chance to play under pressure since they're cockblocked by the partner system
>le Flying Dutchman
Most painful thing I've seen since the legendary jackinho whiff
ITB without cypher is tier 4
ITB without cypher is valorant team
Le scrappy underdog bros.... Is this the end of our little meme run?
Maybe, but it's been a hell of a ride.
cypher did his job man 6-11. the other 4 had to step up for defense.
just get a fucking knife out and run to their booth
activate the lasers lads
You tried Cypher
Hello sirs
ah well, nt bongs
Good try but their B side defense sucks
>cypher playing alone on 1 site
>the other 4 couldnt hold a site for 5 rounds
it hurts
>sp*nx somehow topfragging
>0 impact eco and exit frags exclusively
i don't even know how Spinx is the highest rated Vita player this map
him, Zywoo and Magisk are all on 20 frags but the latter two made much more impact imo
literally me when I play
ITB odds for anubis 10.22
>retards still believe these ultra dogshit teams are anywhere close to this level
monte is winning this major 🙂
xD
>Thomas 8-21
MAHONE ZONE
>zywoo even looks better than s1mple now
it's truly over for the "GOAT"
poor crucial
that will haunt
this gonna be like a 16-5
You tried your best bongs, cypher was disgusting on that T side good lord
free win for botality, bongs cant win a sunny map
lmao what
i mean, vertigo was their best chance and they got bottled on the CT side
ggwp
PARIS EST MAGISK
magiskb0y
>anubis
Isn’t this what liquid also stomped them on? It’s never been more over
WIDEISK
magisk on a heater
how do i increase difficulty level of bot thomas? hello?
HAHAHA
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
apex trolling
wtf
BOTPEX
Xd
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA
uh apex sisters?
second graffiti
apex iq?
It's such a dilemma....want to support the boys but also want a vitality heroic final.
support the boys because vitality heroic is inevitable
>vitality think they can beat ITB without hacks
LEL
third map is coming
deja vu
ITB can do this
>"girls" who say anon
anon i...........
I am a girl that says anon
post feet
No
>and they carry it in style
>get carried by two danes and a literal garden gnome
lil garden gnome aint carrying shit
whatever I want mirage
cypher the menace
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
>AUG SHOTS
what a god
super crisp again
>Spinx 0-7
Palestine bros we are here
STOP JINXING
apex clip? I was taking a shower
spinx do literally anything challege (impossible)
the broccoli garden gnomefro is infecting his brain
>Spinx
>007
oy vey injecting 6million.exe
>biwoo
?_?
zy likes men ?
duh, he's french
BOOBA
jesus fucking christ
AUG abuser
what would (you) do?
i seriously thought these guys could actually do some damage but this is just embarrassing
any baj here
>cypher has a better AWP than crucial
>cypher is also the entry
my guy needs some help
Cypher's definitely going places
cruc1al's been a liability since ever
Magisk and Zywoo carrying again but Spinx will just kill 20 people from behind next half
Even if ITB lose, CYPHER probably secured some kind of future promotion
Dan! this is your mother watch you language young man I did not raise a sailor.
If you continue I'll grab the soap and wash your mouth!
Good chance CYPHER will get picked up by MOUZ or OG or some other Euro team.
>downgrading
no way he accepts it
Jason O'Toole more like Jason The Tool because fuck me he's dumb as a rock
pussy
i woulda charged in with dualies and 1v4'd them
the apex acting like a retard angry child act has gotten really fucking old man
Someone on Ganker had to teach me there is a Ganker board. I started playing CSGO again in February and kept checking /vg/ for a general and was disappointed when I would never see one.
welcome! just watch out for the foxhole thread
Thank you, I do not know what a foxhole thread is.
Yes I used to post a little bit, had no idea about Ganker. I am watching the major too my friends.
Welcome anon
Thread used to be on /vg/ until Ganker was created but there is a major tournament right now so most discussion here will be about that for a couple of days
Two good things going for ITB here is Anubis is T favoured and CYPHER can body people like he did on Vertigo.
ITB is a pretty good team but they are still tier 2
>Thomas
????
>he is straight up rushing mid solo through molly
for fuck's sake man. At least just go with the rest of the pack and entry.
if you have a mac10 and your goal is to kill an awper, you only need 1 hp.
Thomas so fucking shook by the crowd this entire match
yup
>3v3 save
they're mindbroken, onto mirage we go
Just started watching. How's the crowd been? I'll probably go back and watch the whole VOD if it's been good.
crowd mic is shit, but there is a crowd
I hate this bitch ass saving shit
You literally have a 3v3 with a skill advantage
I fucking hate the save meta
the over analyzing and pushing saves ruined all the hype. no one clutches anymore
>those are the risks that have always been missing from Zywoo's game
fire this fucking retard, what the fuck is he talking about?
gg itb you guys tried
omg its kenny s?
>ITB thread
>ITB loses
it's ogre
>bennys
The amount of people who bought those horrid Vitality shirts LMAO
>french
>people
Im sure those are normies who doesnt know shit and bought it just to blend in
>shox
based
Why was the crowd cheering for NA legend Liquid.Shox?
Na na na wait till I get my money right
OMG ITS LE 2 FRENCH CHEATERINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only shox cheated though
gg bongs, you tried
>sees your shadow through the smoke
damn
>jiggle baiting zywoo
this bro thinks he's playing against Xellow
they're going home..
it's over, beaneatingbros
tick tock sound puts me off
so...
How far is liqued gonna make it?
With their already emo personality and the crowd probably against them? They better start strong (lol) or they're getting 2-0ed.
Emo personality??
They get super sad/tilted at the smallest shit.
Crowd is gonna be against them tomorrow
Not as bad as they were for heroic but it will be very obvious
>bad guys won both games
not yet
they are not coming back
Finals are definitely going to be heroic vs. vitality
I like making fun of Brits, I hope we see more ITB at big events
>cypher gets the kill
>2 CT focused on you
>thomas not coming from main to trade
>2 CTs killed them all
>THEN thomas comes through main in a 1v3
its sad this guy crumbled under the pressure but he will improve with more experience like this
>good guys won both games
but wait, there's more!
>Europa League final
>Sevilla
Moubros...
it's not Jjoever yet.......
I'm actually hoping for Mourinho to win it. Back to Back Conference to Europa League sounds kino af. Especially sicne Roma hasn't won fuck all until he came
Before he came they were playing Champions League. They're now farming the Conference League while finishing 6th in the league
half of the starters have been injured or coming off injury not fully ready for the entire past month
EL trophy (+ CL spot) >>> doing good in the league anyway, everyone knows which one will be remembered in the future
He won't win an EL trophy.
If he does I do agree
Can't wait to see him malding after the inevitable loss to Sevilla
ITB put up a good fight. impressive for their first big tournament. im not impressed by vitality though, i feel like theyre going to get stomped by heroic if they get to the finals
arent heroic the biggest chokers
>has 9k
>doesn't go for it
>THEN FUCKING THROWS THE AWP AWAY
actual retardation
>surprised a cheater can't into economy
His decision making is generally okay, but this one in particular was really stupid
its part of the script. now ITB is allowed to toggle and comeback to overtime
I didn't expect ITB to make it interesting, tbh.
NOT JUST YET FR*NCHIES
i hate moses so much goddamnit
Harry and Hugo robbed
WHAT A FKN ENTRY
is sp0nx the biggest fraud in cs right now
not even the biggest fraud in the team
nah
why are you posting faze's best player?
this guy is still playing and ""IGLing""
he's just american
Mediocre player but good captain. If he left, within 2 months Elige and Yekindar would be fighting, NAF would sign with a European squad, and any semblance of performance from oSee would be gone. Look what happened to Liquid's strong 2019 roster when he left in 2020.
He's the best we've got, okay?
why is zywoo not using the AWP? Nerves?
sometimes you're just not feeling it with the awp
quit dropping the awp you fuckin dork
this. just rush in and kill them all youre zywoo ffs
>into the choke
>chokality
This semen slurping map isn't for me
No help
Damn... it's ogre. Is Heroic vs. Faze worth watching even if I already know the result?
yes, unironically some of the best cs played so far this major
Sweet gonna watch now
Who is the favorite after today's matchup, Heroic or Vitality? Or is it still a tossup?
Definitely Heroic
I think it's still a tossup. I'm going to mald like crazy though if Vitality beats Heroic in the final.
Heroic and if Vitality brings the same level of game then it's not going to be close in the slightest
Think its gonna be vitality
Vitality is def a good ''counter' against heroic
Whoever wins Apeks vs TL will win the major
Trust me
Y'all bros sleeping on the apes
stop smoking crack
the only way heroic loses the finale is if they choke, they play two times better than botality
>the only way heroic loses the finale is if they choke
so you're saying there's a significant chance
I want to believe the d*nes are human after all, and all those grand final losses made them stronger
It was a decent match except for map 3
>ukcs
>kill cypher
>round's done
its sad
guy is taking down 2 every round and his team still cant convert
>silver retards baited by even bigger retard (Moses)
you never saw a CT player pick AK and drop it to teammate before? it was probably a team decision or Spinx asked for it
SOUL MATCH
SOUL CROWD
French people don't have soul plus they are muslim
The crowd is pretty white
gg good effort from ITB
cmon man, even in MM i know to tell the team to play defaults and wait for them to push you when this is what they do every round...
gg ITB, nice showing
GG
2-0 but much closer than I thought it'd be. I hope we see more ITB.
ITB was shit
They're a glorified pug team. This is way more than anyone expected of them.
Good try ITB, but just not experienced and skilled enough for this level. Hope you guys stick together and don't disband because CYPHER gets poached ASAP.
weakmind ITB
now the obvious games are done, i'm so fucking hype for tomorrow
Nice try ITB. You scared 'em at the start.
>feels like we just watched the semi finals
>instead there's actually 4 more shitters left
Dupreeh becoming the sole major record-holder right as CSGO ends would be kinda kino ngl.
.
My boy Cruc1al having a pretty weak day. Obviously scared having to go 1v1 with Zywoo
literally tells you all you need to know, yes they got 10 + each map but it just doesnt fucking matter when you dont win the important rounds which is what seperates tier 1 from the rest
Frauds. Get Mezii and Smooya.
>Inb4 locker room cancer
IK, I'm a hater
smooya's career is beyond over, watched him stand in with OG in blast showdown and he was worse than tier 3
Losing those 2 super easily winnable rounds on T side vertigo was the writing on the wall, specifically the one where rallen pushed mid into 3 fucking people for no reason
They pugged too hard
This must've been the first time they were up against a team playing actual good and disciplined CS. How could they have gotten away with those full retard plays for so long?
I'd say the writing was on the wall when crucial fell off vertigo into a trashbin
banks is probably shaking in his boots being that close to another mans face
Predictions for tomorrow?
>Monte 2:1 GG
>Apeks 1:2 Liquid
Might be wrong but im pretty sure its gonna be close between these teams
I think this as well though I hope for Lulquid to crash and burn.
Would be better if they played GL.
I'm expecting the same. Monte looked better than GL and the Liquid that Apeks faced last time isn't the same Liquid.
New to cs eSports, how do these underdog or "tier 2" teams get to play here, can anyone sign up for the tournaments.
>how do these underdog or "tier 2" teams get to play here
they beat t1 teams beforehand
open circuit, you'll only see that in valve events. Chang-sponsored e-sports don't do that
yeah there are 2 open qualifiers with random seeding that get you access into the RMRs which qualify you into the actual tournament
the top teams get direct access to the RMR, i dont remember how exactly but I think it's the top 16 of the previous major
>Sign up in the Open Qualifiers
>Win
>Get into the Closed Qualifiers
>Win
>Get into the RMR
>Win
>Get into the Legend Stage
>Win
You are now playing on the stage.
legitimately what ITB did
>https://www.hltv.org/events/7022/blasttv-paris-major-2023-europe-rmr-open-qualifier-1
that's the start of their major qual, hltv only shows round of 32 and up, but it started at round of 1024 for a few teams, and at round of 512 for most
amazing grind
tesco bros..
This Thomas guy managed to make himself irrelevant as team representative in 1 BO3
I want monte to be eliminated so we can have a white men grand finals
t. boris
wtf? Is that the romanian flag on the back of Volt's t shirt?
Yes, lol. Only two out of five players of le British boyzz as the commentators like to spam are Brits.
>volt is british it's just that HLTV only display flags that is your country of residence
m4ntuu was british during his time in OG because he used to live in UK and then it got changed to poland after he moved away
tell all the french fans to stop cheering for vitality then, they're proudly going "ALLEZ ALLEZ" for a mercenary israeli and two veteran danes with their danish coach. every one recruited not out of interpersonal issues or money problems or whatever, but explicitly to replace french people for being too shit
4/5 of itb have been in the british scene their whole careers, and they have the same number of major playoffs as vitality on a shoestring budget and 1/5 the tries
Oh you seen to be mistaken. I cannot wait to see Vitality lose their final while all those hornets in the crowd cry their eyeballs out.
he's Romanian
oh wow, didn't know I had TWO of my boys making it to the major. Nice run lads
he looks extremely britbongish, kinda like maguire
volt doesn't speak a word of romanian, he's as romanian as elige is polish
If I moved to Engurland and had an obviously Anglo name, would I pass as Bri'ish or always be American by casters' standards?
>casters' standards?
Standards for Anglo imports =/= standards for non-Anglo imports
Man, I really wish Faze had won today. Would've made things a lot more exciting. Now Heroic vs. Vitality seems like a foregone conclusion.
you wanted faze to win cause they'd be more likely to lose to gl/monte?
>ITB Edition
KWAB
How do I stop myself from roasting the living fuck out of my trio partner when he does retarded things. For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me, but always does retarded shit like push solo in a 1v2 just because the last guy on the other team was low health, or leaving his teamate during a 3v1 when they could have stuck together while I was already solo on the other side of the map. He gets so defensive and then starts trolling me whenever I make a mistake (never make mistakes nearly as retarded as him, just bad aim). I just want him to know he's retarded, but it always kills the mood
i had a friend like that and i unironically forced him to entry frag every round by egoing/subtly bullying him because he was a liability late round.
>For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me
solo queue the same rank he has or get even higher one so you can have a word to say
if you have numerically worse stats than him you should just shut the fuck up dumb moron you are not as good as you are
It's a game sometimes you just gotta try and go for glory. I also stopped tryharding and just try to pull of epic clutches even when these often fail. If you hit that one it's worth it.
Stop taking it so seriously. If you want to keep taking it so seriously, find another trio partner. Overall though, I'd recommend focusing on people's strengths rather than their weaknesses. Be the hype man, not the toxic guy. 99% of the time, someone knows already when they did something stupid or messed up, and the same goes for doing something smart or good, but which would you rather reinforce?
You should considering not being such a whiny bitch, and try to hold your salt back. Though if he can't help himself then you should probably just stop playing with him
t. someone who has been in the exact same position
I play 5 stack with a pool of about 8 people from a discord server and none of us would ever call a play dumb or bad. Your friend is having fun and so should you.
how does one acquire a pool of players to play with?
t. soloq faceit player
2 guys have friended me from just playing casual defuse and not being a dickhead / having fun and talking, but I dont want friends so I ignored their requests
Fucking great I haven't solo Q'd for years now. Some classmate from my highschool (graduated 10 years ago) invited me once and added me to the group of his gamer buddies. Now I regularly play together and it's great.
NTA, but I just soloqueued while buzzed/drunk for a few months and added or was added by the guys I clicked with in game. Some of them I played dozens of games with since, some of them I haven't played any games with since, and several I've played more than 100 with and have become friends somewhat even outside of the game. You just gotta be social, even if that seems obvious.
If you add some cool people while playing you'll find some of them just mass invite their friends list and often manage to get 3-4 man parties. It's weird but I sometimes play with a guy who does this and we had some fun
>when you gold nova 3 friend trashtalks you because you dont play seriously in a dumb low rank lobby as a supreme elite
going a topkek from me dawg, I play with friends that are bad too but if I dont kill atleast 3 persons per round I have no words to say
you are bad kid, learn from him since he has a better rank, it's for a reason
>Option 1
Git gud until you're obviously better than him, so he can't shittalk you and has to listen to you
>Option 2
Find someone else to play with. It's a game - if you're not having fun with him, why play with him?
monte vs gamerlegion is going to be hype
i can feel it
shan't be watching that shite anyhow
>dupreeh, Magisk and zonic win the last CSGO major ever
>gla1ve and device didn't even qualify and will probably never play tier 1 CS again
>Xyp9x demoted to the academy team
r8 Astralis ending
schadenfreude/10
>*Provides your tier 1 european team with a talented star rifler from a seemingly non-existent playerbase in your path*
>take duel
>lose
>take duel from behind
>win
based
>seemingly non-existent playerbase
>Nertz
>Flamez
>Xertion
>who vs who
>liquid vs who
not very exciting tomorrow tbh
Device will play tier 1 wether you like it or not
Is CSGOG pro or anti cadian?
pro
/our/ clown
I'm Cadian fan purely because the absurd malding he causes on HLTV and Twitch
our boy, he is SOUL incarnate and is not a stupid npc like the gay ziwoo
his gf is cute
no surprise since he seems like a cool dude, outside the obvious fact that the gay might be loaded in cash
I like this little hobbit like you wouldn't believe
How short is he, really? 5'2? Rough
too short to measure
he's a lanklet by hobbit standards
he was based on HLTV confirmed yesterday
great guest choice
They worked their way Into My Heart.
me on the left playing some dm
>crates full of official sponsor booze
can't wait for Banks cooking up some drunk shit again
me in the middle
Don't know much about the casters and lore as this is only the second event I've watched, but I always thought Machine was the "main guy" caster, but it seems like he's been casting a lot b stream and lesser profile games this major.
I watch cod eSports, and he used to cast cod in black ops 3 and was brilliant.
spunj and machine tend to get the final every time, I'd say they're the main cs casting duo at the moment
They're being saved for the finals.
However since this is blast I do suspect there might actually be a chance of a Scrawny & Launders finals
I fucking hope not, scrawny cannot help but scream and give the nost cringe descriptions starting from map 1 round 1
Scrawny casts like he just found the wikipedia article about stylistic devices
>THE DARING, DASTARDLY DANES OF HEROIC
I fucking hope so. No one in the arena will care about the English casters anyway, so I'd love for them to do it for the stream.
they are not BLAST's talents, they actually haven't been in a BLAST event since late 2021 I believe, so it makes sense for blast to give the main stream games for their main casting duo (launders & scrawny)
she is highly fuckable who is that
>playing cs like a lone loser during an after party
Holy cringe
>be in a party with free booze and hot girls
>load up cs to grind deathmatch
must be autistic danes
is cadian the best IGL in the present?
Elige?