Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week!

Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week! you ARE going to play the cute isaac+terraria clone with satanic animals aren't you Ganker?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1313140/Cult_of_the_Lamb/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >calarts
      frick no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        describe how cult of the lamb is calarts without mentioning the fanart in the OP

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          worm mouth
          nuff said

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The in-game characters are not calarts. Your argument is rejected.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              furry coping hard that his satanic transbian game is calarts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                you lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's an argument troon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            furry coping hard that his satanic transbian game is calarts

            Meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did this end up going anywhere?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes in the garbage can.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick they mouths and eyes in the same spot regardless of what animal they are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's easier on the procedural animation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's easier on the procedural animation

        That. Would you rather have SPORE-tier wiener on head eyeball ass random villagers? they're supposed to be cute not abominations

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit weird to have it custom for frogs but have abomination elephants and giraffes with mouths above their snouts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he cute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what are his hobbies?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seeking ruins.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Worshiping cosmic demons.

              But is there any real reason to do the cult shit? Is it just going to give you bonuses for the roguelite gameplay, or is it necessary for progression? Because if it's just an optional game within a game, then hard pass, 14h is not enough time for a roguelite.

              >But is there any real reason to do the cult shit?
              Yes. It includes more shit for your cult and strengthens it, most of which is necessary to unlock more and better abilities to actually clear other areas and some of which is directly necessary to not only keep your cult alive (they can and will die whilst you're on crusades or run out of resources or starve or get sick, etc), but also advance further into the game.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MUH FRICKING DICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i will but only because i want to frick this creature

      Anons, the only one he will be fricking is you. And he may or may not sacrifice you to an eldritch abomination before, during, or after the act. Is it really worth it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i never implied i was going to top and yes it's worth it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >is it really worth it?

          Damn it, guys! We can't keep affording to replace people when they sell their souls to Chaos Gods for the 16-inch Lamb wiener! It's getting out of hand!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the only thing I will worship is his massive wiener

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the only thing I will worship is his massive wiener

            Imagine the size of his woshippable sheepboy balls

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              imagine how much he would fill you after cumming inside you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yess

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God I want him to havebig fat swollen balls and he needs to cum like a gallon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fricking hell anon, yesss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this

            the only thing I will worship is his massive wiener

            i will do anything to get a taste of his massive wiener, so long as it doesn't involves losing the ability to get a taste of his massive wiener again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is it really worth it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will but only because i want to frick this creature

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can marry one of your little worshippers

    Kinda cute. Which one will you marry Ganker? for me it's the fox worshipper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bunny worshipper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only one? What the frick kind of cult is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can marry literally as many as you want, but apparently the more you marry the easier i is for your husbandos to get jealous of each other. This is from the steam page info

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect. Let them fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In MY One True Cult (the actual trual and real One Cult), monogamy is the based and redpilled way of doing things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >isaac+terraria
    Lost all interest immediately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More what? It's an infinite-supply digital asset and you'd just be a dumbass anyways if you buy multiple physical copies of a game for no reason.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with you people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The One Who Waits has corrupted this entire thread. It must be purged.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the one who nuts

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more pics please

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit it looks like a good meme and the visuals are nice. I'll buy it on sale, but I'm not excited about this game likely being a furry bait. Even if it's not they will ruin it with their fandom shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I've seen "this" before.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm... looks like a game for gaywads, which is cool if you're into that but simply not for me
    Instead I think I'll go back to playing company of heroes (single player campaign)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Company
      >Of sweaty men
      If that ain't gay

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just another roguelike/roguelite with nothing special to it
    >Has crafting and resource collection on top of roguelike elements
    >Calarts style with overly emphasized expressions and excessive use of roundness
    The demo does not give me confidence in this game being interesting. The premise sounds good, but the premise is also sounding like it was wasted.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats his endgame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering it's literally just the demonic entity from Eversion, my guess would be, corrupting the entire world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The game makes no bones about the fact that the One Who Waits is probably going to betray you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Break free of his bonds by killing the Bishops then eating everyone's souls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the heretic bishops that formed a schism against the old faith and break free.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok but then what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Restore the faith and rule over the mortals, simple as

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          goat bussy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HE'S A SHEEP
            It's cult of the LAMB
            You FRICK

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              GOTE
              BUSSY

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sheep are just fluffy dumber goats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, it's implied that The One Who Waits is the one who caused the schism to begin with. The wounds all the other Bishops sport were caused by him at some undetermined point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whats his endgame?
      he probably is the endgame

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but is it a goat girl or a goat boy
    ill take either i just dont want any nonbinary ambiguous bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alright ill buy shota goat's game then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's shota sheep. How do you frick that up it's literally in the title

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a boy. IIRC several of the Bishops and other characters say that the Lamb is a dude, alongside the promotional material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boy, with a massive footlong+ wiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what about the balls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          massive footlong+ balls

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Huge cult leader sheep boi balls for worship!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      draw a sheep, call it a goat (????)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Dan Gheesling play it and it looked pretty good.

  15. 2 years ago
    OP

    No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      noo not her! I'll pay her college!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop simping female demons
        Accept Jesus Christ in your heart and join the war against evil
        Rape is an acceptable waecrime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly this, but stop doom posting when you do it. It’s not cool anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have more doomguys either way, I would've keep posting because I don't listen to gays...but I don't have any more doomguys

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, played the demo and i enjoyed it. And yes, im a big isaac fan

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game is confirmed to last 14 hours if you really stretch it and that includes ng+
    dead on arrival

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's a bit short for 30 bucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's a bit short for 30 bucks

      There's a lot of content involving building up and administrating your cult and other stuff. If you're going for like, just an all-clear on the bosses then yeah it's pretty short. But that's for pretty much speeding through the main story.

      Is it actually 14 hours only? how do people know this? the game has not come out. I mean Isaac sure as frick is not 14 hours only.

      I wanto buy it but now I'm unsure

      >how do people know this?
      Preview builds are out for some people like reviewers. You can play up to the second Bishop.

      >I mean Isaac sure as frick is not 14 hours only.
      Isaac runs were (and still are) actually super short if you're just going for a certain ending or only one of the end bosses. It was even shorter back when the only endgame encounter was Mom way back when.

      No longer the case now obviously with all the expansions + synergies + mods + new endgame levels that you can attempt, but Isaac started out being pretty short to complete.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even the original flash isaac with no DLC had people spending 30+ hours on it, while way shorter than it is now, it got a lot of value, which is one of the reasons it was so popular. Although, it's a bit more simple of a game which lends itself to getting more content easier, also people are bad at games so that 30+ is for sure full of retries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But is there any real reason to do the cult shit? Is it just going to give you bonuses for the roguelite gameplay, or is it necessary for progression? Because if it's just an optional game within a game, then hard pass, 14h is not enough time for a roguelite.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i could beat all of TBoI in 14 hours if i was an adderal addict.
    also you know people are going to try and animal crossing the shit out of their little animal people and spend 20+ hours designing their house or whatever

    cool looking game, but i hate how everyone describes it as X + X. come up with some words or something

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >roguelike
    IT'S RUINED

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looked cool but then I saw it was a roguelite I ain't trynna play mid.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Terraria
    What? How?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game and it seems to be fun, it's a fresh take at roguelike games as far as i can tell.

    But if you try to look at their twitter your eyes will bleed, all they do is try to mock christianity, but people don't get it since people who don't have a religion wouldn't understand the jokes, so they went as far as to make a guide based on the 10 commandments lmao, it's impressive how almost every company's twitter is so out of touch with their own consumers.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >realizing all the sheepboi porn this is going to spawn when it releases

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gote boi

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually 14 hours only? how do people know this? the game has not come out. I mean Isaac sure as frick is not 14 hours only.

    I wanto buy it but now I'm unsure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how do people know this?
      The developers have said it on multiple occassions.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From the trailer it looked like this game has Don't Starve elements. Will this game be similar to that?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's suddenly hit me how this pic could be lewd as frick if he moves his hand out of the way...
    god I wish

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm intrigued but from only 4 bosses is too little.
    It will probably get a big expansion but I hate playing games before they're complete.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only 4 bosses is too little.
      There's more. In the demo you fight some shit called amodeus or something and that's not one of the main 4 bosses. Leshy is one of the main bosses and he shows up just to taunt you in the demo. My guess is each section will have like 3 bosses leading up to the actual big guy fight

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no co-op

    Pass

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement. Very small build space overall, too, like 20-30 slots for buildings?

    The combat dungeons were simplistic but fine, didn't feel like any of the progression they slap on is going to change much. Which is fine, better than it being Hand of Fate where 95% of items don't matter but 5% break the game, and the boss/postgame being based around landing that 5%.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement.
      You can order villagers to focus on specific tasks which they do fairly quickly (though you helping speeds it up considerably). You can also build buildings and other structures to deal with the more annoying aspects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roltf

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, looks kinda basic but we'll see

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling your shitty boring games here
    frick off

  33. 2 years ago
    sage

    actual garbage
    all fields

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with goat boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

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