Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week! you ARE going to play the cute isaac+terraria clone with satanic animals aren't you Ganker?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1313140/Cult_of_the_Lamb/
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Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week! you ARE going to play the cute isaac+terraria clone with satanic animals aren't you Ganker?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1313140/Cult_of_the_Lamb/
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>calarts
frick no
describe how cult of the lamb is calarts without mentioning the fanart in the OP
worm mouth
nuff said
The in-game characters are not calarts. Your argument is rejected.
furry coping hard that his satanic transbian game is calarts
>no argument
you lost
That's an argument troon
Meds.
did this end up going anywhere?
yes in the garbage can.
Why the frick they mouths and eyes in the same spot regardless of what animal they are
Because that's easier on the procedural animation
That. Would you rather have SPORE-tier wiener on head eyeball ass random villagers? they're supposed to be cute not abominations
It's a bit weird to have it custom for frogs but have abomination elephants and giraffes with mouths above their snouts
They aren't.
he cute
what are his hobbies?
Seeking ruins.
Worshiping cosmic demons.
>But is there any real reason to do the cult shit?
Yes. It includes more shit for your cult and strengthens it, most of which is necessary to unlock more and better abilities to actually clear other areas and some of which is directly necessary to not only keep your cult alive (they can and will die whilst you're on crusades or run out of resources or starve or get sick, etc), but also advance further into the game.
MUH FRICKING DICK
Anons, the only one he will be fricking is you. And he may or may not sacrifice you to an eldritch abomination before, during, or after the act. Is it really worth it?
i never implied i was going to top and yes it's worth it
Damn it, guys! We can't keep affording to replace people when they sell their souls to Chaos Gods for the 16-inch Lamb wiener! It's getting out of hand!
the only thing I will worship is his massive wiener
Imagine the size of his woshippable sheepboy balls
imagine how much he would fill you after cumming inside you
yess
God I want him to havebig fat swollen balls and he needs to cum like a gallon
fricking hell anon, yesss
this
i will do anything to get a taste of his massive wiener, so long as it doesn't involves losing the ability to get a taste of his massive wiener again
>is it really worth it?
i will but only because i want to frick this creature
>can marry one of your little worshippers
Kinda cute. Which one will you marry Ganker? for me it's the fox worshipper
Bunny worshipper
Only one? What the frick kind of cult is this?
You can marry literally as many as you want, but apparently the more you marry the easier i is for your husbandos to get jealous of each other. This is from the steam page info
Perfect. Let them fight.
In MY One True Cult (the actual trual and real One Cult), monogamy is the based and redpilled way of doing things
WTF
>isaac+terraria
Lost all interest immediately.
More for me.
More what? It's an infinite-supply digital asset and you'd just be a dumbass anyways if you buy multiple physical copies of a game for no reason.
what the frick is wrong with you people
The One Who Waits has corrupted this entire thread. It must be purged.
the one who nuts
post more pics please
I'll admit it looks like a good meme and the visuals are nice. I'll buy it on sale, but I'm not excited about this game likely being a furry bait. Even if it's not they will ruin it with their fandom shit.
I feel like I've seen "this" before.
Hmm... looks like a game for gaywads, which is cool if you're into that but simply not for me
Instead I think I'll go back to playing company of heroes (single player campaign)
>Company
>Of sweaty men
If that ain't gay
>Just another roguelike/roguelite with nothing special to it
>Has crafting and resource collection on top of roguelike elements
>Calarts style with overly emphasized expressions and excessive use of roundness
The demo does not give me confidence in this game being interesting. The premise sounds good, but the premise is also sounding like it was wasted.
whats his endgame?
Considering it's literally just the demonic entity from Eversion, my guess would be, corrupting the entire world.
The game makes no bones about the fact that the One Who Waits is probably going to betray you.
Break free of his bonds by killing the Bishops then eating everyone's souls.
Kill the heretic bishops that formed a schism against the old faith and break free.
ok but then what
Restore the faith and rule over the mortals, simple as
goat bussy
HE'S A SHEEP
It's cult of the LAMB
You FRICK
GOTE
BUSSY
sheep are just fluffy dumber goats
Ironically, it's implied that The One Who Waits is the one who caused the schism to begin with. The wounds all the other Bishops sport were caused by him at some undetermined point.
>whats his endgame?
he probably is the endgame
but is it a goat girl or a goat boy
ill take either i just dont want any nonbinary ambiguous bullshit
100% boy
alright ill buy shota goat's game then
He's shota sheep. How do you frick that up it's literally in the title
He's a boy. IIRC several of the Bishops and other characters say that the Lamb is a dude, alongside the promotional material.
boy, with a massive footlong+ wiener
what about the balls
massive footlong+ balls
Huge cult leader sheep boi balls for worship!
draw a sheep, call it a goat (????)
I watched Dan Gheesling play it and it looked pretty good.
No
noo not her! I'll pay her college!
stop simping female demons
Accept Jesus Christ in your heart and join the war against evil
Rape is an acceptable waecrime
Mostly this, but stop doom posting when you do it. It’s not cool anymore
I don't have more doomguys either way, I would've keep posting because I don't listen to gays...but I don't have any more doomguys
Yeah, played the demo and i enjoyed it. And yes, im a big isaac fan
>game is confirmed to last 14 hours if you really stretch it and that includes ng+
dead on arrival
Yeah that's a bit short for 30 bucks
There's a lot of content involving building up and administrating your cult and other stuff. If you're going for like, just an all-clear on the bosses then yeah it's pretty short. But that's for pretty much speeding through the main story.
>how do people know this?
Preview builds are out for some people like reviewers. You can play up to the second Bishop.
>I mean Isaac sure as frick is not 14 hours only.
Isaac runs were (and still are) actually super short if you're just going for a certain ending or only one of the end bosses. It was even shorter back when the only endgame encounter was Mom way back when.
No longer the case now obviously with all the expansions + synergies + mods + new endgame levels that you can attempt, but Isaac started out being pretty short to complete.
Even the original flash isaac with no DLC had people spending 30+ hours on it, while way shorter than it is now, it got a lot of value, which is one of the reasons it was so popular. Although, it's a bit more simple of a game which lends itself to getting more content easier, also people are bad at games so that 30+ is for sure full of retries.
But is there any real reason to do the cult shit? Is it just going to give you bonuses for the roguelite gameplay, or is it necessary for progression? Because if it's just an optional game within a game, then hard pass, 14h is not enough time for a roguelite.
i could beat all of TBoI in 14 hours if i was an adderal addict.
also you know people are going to try and animal crossing the shit out of their little animal people and spend 20+ hours designing their house or whatever
cool looking game, but i hate how everyone describes it as X + X. come up with some words or something
>roguelike
IT'S RUINED
Looked cool but then I saw it was a roguelite I ain't trynna play mid.
>Terraria
What? How?
I played the game and it seems to be fun, it's a fresh take at roguelike games as far as i can tell.
But if you try to look at their twitter your eyes will bleed, all they do is try to mock christianity, but people don't get it since people who don't have a religion wouldn't understand the jokes, so they went as far as to make a guide based on the 10 commandments lmao, it's impressive how almost every company's twitter is so out of touch with their own consumers.
>realizing all the sheepboi porn this is going to spawn when it releases
gote boi
Is it actually 14 hours only? how do people know this? the game has not come out. I mean Isaac sure as frick is not 14 hours only.
I wanto buy it but now I'm unsure
>how do people know this?
The developers have said it on multiple occassions.
From the trailer it looked like this game has Don't Starve elements. Will this game be similar to that?
It's suddenly hit me how this pic could be lewd as frick if he moves his hand out of the way...
god I wish
I'm intrigued but from only 4 bosses is too little.
It will probably get a big expansion but I hate playing games before they're complete.
>only 4 bosses is too little.
There's more. In the demo you fight some shit called amodeus or something and that's not one of the main 4 bosses. Leshy is one of the main bosses and he shows up just to taunt you in the demo. My guess is each section will have like 3 bosses leading up to the actual big guy fight
>no co-op
Pass
The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement. Very small build space overall, too, like 20-30 slots for buildings?
The combat dungeons were simplistic but fine, didn't feel like any of the progression they slap on is going to change much. Which is fine, better than it being Hand of Fate where 95% of items don't matter but 5% break the game, and the boss/postgame being based around landing that 5%.
>The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement.
You can order villagers to focus on specific tasks which they do fairly quickly (though you helping speeds it up considerably). You can also build buildings and other structures to deal with the more annoying aspects.
roltf
Dunno, looks kinda basic but we'll see
>shilling your shitty boring games here
frick off
actual garbage
all fields
sex with goat boy
Yeah