Cult of the lamb is a terrible game

Cult of the lamb is a terrible game

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No post game
    >Short story
    >All weapons feel the same except for the warhammer
    >All levels only last three parts, no endless runs in a "rouge-like"
    >Followers don't have any interactability other than once a day blessing/bribe
    >Followers ask you to do the same 3 quests over and over again
    >Followers are overall useless, other than being able to generate resources and even then you will quickly reach a point were you have more resources than you know what to do with
    >Scat fetish is everywhere in the game

    Another example as to why furgays have shit taste in everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Furgays only care about the porn moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying furgays wouldn't praise and throw money at anything with the barest hint of furshit just for the sake of it being furshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > this game is terrible, it is too short!
      a classic moron take. too short, meaning that you really wanted to play more of a terrible game...?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say it was short, I said it was terrible

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tons of marketing
    >Nobody gives a frick after a couple of months
    Devolvers should stop flooding stores with indie shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people use the word indie like this? Devolver is a publisher, meaning the game isn't indie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        expecting the average Ganker user to have more than two braincells? impossible, sorry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, this wasn’t even an indie game? That’s even more embarrassing lol, this game got mogged by actual indies made years ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Google indie games and tell me what comes up and which ones didn't have a publisher.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bendy gang wins again, cope seethe and dilate KEK of the lamb

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The little dice mini game was better than the actual game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I completely agree

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, yeah. No duh

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t worry Gankerros! An update is on the why sometime this year that’ll include giving weapons a heavy attack and uhhhhhhh replayable bosses!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It has an art style and quality far above the gameplay's paygrade. The game's really basic and underutilised. It's a shame, because it had great potential, but everything from the cult management to dungeons is so shallow that it's very easy to exhaust all the new content.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could literally see it from a mile away

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Discourages long treks with base management
    >If base grows beyond the absolute bare minimum, the dungeon gameplay begins to shit itself performance-wise
    Fricks sake.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would like it more if it wasn't so goddamned satanic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doom is more satanic than this shit, they barely did anything with the cult aspect. Poor execution and terrible gameplay loop

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