for the price, you'll get around 12 hours out of it, but that's it as there is frick all post-game content, no new game plus, several doctrines are obviously better than the other option (if you dont take ritual of enrichment, you're fricking moronic), and for the game being roguelite, it's at a bare minimum as it's very shallow, plus it doesn't help that some reviewers shilled it as the next Isaac which is laughable but hey they'll say anything for a quick buck
>if you dont take ritual of enrichment, you're fricking moronic >tfw took the other one because at some point I could not be fricked to talk to each of my happy tree friends every fricking day thinking it would be worth it >it's +10 loyalty every couple of days
Sure doesn't help that the game doesn't tell you the other one results in hundreds of fricking gold, or, well, any numerical information for that matter.
>for the price, you'll get around 12 hours out of it
Managed to wring about ~25 hours from my playthrough by chasing achievements after completing the narrative (the final one is currently glitched and can't be obtained). But yeah, standard playthrough will take about ~7-12 hours, depending on how fast you want to rush through it.
Kind-of pricey for how short it can be, but I enjoyed my time playing it, and I've certainly spent Steambux on far worse things than this in the past.
It definitely feels like the actual roguelite bits are just meant to be glorified resource runs with some progression built into it to give you a sense of purpose while you're building up your harem cult
>For the price you'll get about 12 hours
It's a 4 hour game if you bought it just to dungeon run. Having to clean shit for the first half of the game turns you off from even interacting with the cult tbh.
Who the duck do you think made games before? Christians with morals? Nope, those were part of the satanic panic crowd that targeted games among other things.
god damn it, its that """quirky"""" shit tier le reddit humour of """"pretending"""" to be into something ironically until someone actually thinks is legit, then everyone goes mask off and accept they were actually into that kink, why are gamedevs so mentally ill?
Oh yeah because any business would just turn down publicity and as we all know, Gankerners only post here AND they're just the post count.
No more than 130 people have seen this thread, yep.
Get real.
>An incredibly toxic, hostile website where positivity is discouraged and treated with outright hostility >Where people make fun of you for spending money on games >Where "shill" is a more common insult then gay >On Ganker
Take your fricking meds you tin-hat wearing, poorly socialized, misanthropic fricking blob of shit. No one's spending money to manipulate you because you ain't worth the fricking money, no Gankerermin is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't even hide that they're an outsider paid to be here.
Okay moron, none of those things are true plus you suck dick if you think any publicity is bad publicity.
I'm going to buy that game. I'm also going to use that playing experience to write a shitty CotL/Soul Sacrifice crossover where the human sorcerer (me) and the Lamb (female) end up fricking because of the Arm of Lust.
>another le hecking dark and red le evil cutesy game.
I didnt play Helltaker after shills pushed it and I have no plans to play this game being pushed again by shills.
It's a great game that unfortunately attracted a lot of obnoxious morons that made people shit on the game out of association. Pretty much the same fate as Undertale
It's a great game that unfortunately attracted a lot of obnoxious morons that made people shit on the game out of association. Pretty much the same fate as Undertale
It's just an unfortunate circumstance for any "quirky" RPG game with darker elements where it's guaranteed to attract both the absolute sweatiest fans and the biggest contrarian haters no matter what, especially if it gets popular. Happened with Undertale, happened with LISA, happened with OFF, partially happened with Oneshot and it happened with Omori.
Only games that seem to get off scot free with it are smut games like Black Souls and SEQUEL where everyone's too busy nutting and going to Malice to shitpost about them.
what sucks is those people pretty much kill any discussion about the game or it makes people turn against you for liking it since they just lump you with the obnoxious people. all of them are great games but the certain people it attracts is something else
This is why I just stick to finding silly images of the characters doing stuff while occasionally finding the super small civil discussions, shit gets too annoying to deal with otherwise
>play game on extra hard aka the only difficulty that provides real challenge >every time you come back from dungeon crawling your faith meter is nuked
for what purpose? Thats just a pointless chore getting in the way of half the gameplay, unfitting for a difficulty setting meant to add more emphasis and focus to said half of the gameplay
Grinding for the sake of grinding, but without any roguelike elements or challenging combat. I guess the furgays will eat it up because cute animals shitting everywhere...
>The One Who Waits is finally starting to warm-up to being a sniveling little underling of the one true God >Wants me to take a moonlit stroll through Darkwood, to see if Leshy's Camille Flowers still bloom in his absence >Speed through the forests >Carry a full bouquet of crimson petals back to him >"I asked not for these! You think me a soft fool?! Damned Lamb..."
Jesus, this guy is such a fricking tsundere for the lamb dick. Genuinely wasn't expecting someone of his former godly stature to give the full >"I-I-It's not like I WANTED these things, you baka!"
routine on me.
Strongly considered it, but I figured being married to the undying reincarnation of the former god of death would probably make for a terrible idea in the end.
Been doting on him nonstop since he begrudgingly showed up at my doorstep though, shoving that sassy mouth in the confession booth every day. He tends to talk about the four bishops most often, and perpetually resents being under your command.
Also found out that leveling any follower beyond Lvl.XXX glitches their display, causing them to seemingly have no given level (just "Lvl" and no number thereafter). They also work like 5x faster than normal as well.
It's pretty wild, and I have to wonder if this was an intentional feature for raising a follower to such obscene heights, or just another bug to toss on the pile.
Anyone else immediately marry him after forcing him into your cult?
Can you sacrifice him? Considering that his trait says that he won't die of old age but makes me wonder about fight pits, sacrifices, or failing missionary work
>barebones as frick roguelike >barebones as frick "farm builder"
uninstalled after like 3 hours. would be a lot more intersting with a more fledged-out cult building/mechanics without the tacked-on shitty combat.
>80% of cultists have coprophilia trait >half the quests are "teehee wouldn't it be a funny prank to feed someone poop?" and "oh great leader, I really want to eat poop"
Someone please link the furaffinity profile of the dev, this is some blatant fetish pushing.
As a mentally ill israelite I feel like I got pretty lucky with how my genetic lottery. I only have visual snow/tinnitus and don't mind feet rubbing my dick without the whole sub/dom licking and groveling garbage attached.
I also get hit by stimulants much harder than I should, probably something to do with bipolar disorder running in my family.
>duh jooz
mindbroken
No, he's correct. Ashkenazis have higher chances of D2 receptor density mutations because of how inbred we were back in the early days of travelling across Europe and trying to keep our blood pure. We're more intelligent on average ut more prone to paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. The general term for it is dopaminergic hypersensitivity.
The art style and writing look very entertaining, combat seems passable, but I hate base management and farming. I wonder how soon it'll go on sale, it seems alarmingly popular
>it seems alarmingly popular
Much like every other indie roguelite out there, it's pretty clear this one's just a flavor-of-the-month.
Which is fine. Every game has its period of relevancy (especially singleplayer titles), and not being some eternally-replayed monolith of the medium shouldn't be a knock against what it does offer.
It's a solidly 7/10 experience. Nothing revolutionary (and maybe a little expensive for how quickly it can be beaten if you aren't going after achievements in the postgame), but a nice little time while it lasts.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON Ganker THAT'S SHILLING >SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
What is it about this game that sends Ganker into such a tizzy?
>What is it about this game that sends Ganker into such a tizzy?
Because of the most blatant shills shitting up the board. At least try and act a bit organic.
This boards is an overflowing outhouse, has been for almost a decade. Shills are the least of it's problems.
Truly, this board is such a softcore porn discussion forum, that any reasonably successful developer would never shill here. Cesspool etc.
Also you're a mouth breating moron, eat shit and die.
happens to all newly released games that get the spotlight for a couple of days, especially if it isn't AAA for whatever reason. It triggers their autism greatly until a new games becomes big which will trigger their contrarian nature to shittalk it like it did to the previous ones.
>Global Blacklist Bypass
there's a global blacklist? >because...lamb
why would this be on a blacklist?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because people fear the e-girl/shota looking character indulging in sex.
(Even though snuff, gore, scat and golden showers are displayed on the site.)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Those are blacklisted by default also but can be revealed without an account. Very young stuff requires you to make an account or use the addon to view
>bypass
Black person it's a simple text box in the options.
Also there isn't a substantial amount of it and anything that can be posted has been posted in these threads a billion times.
These threads are of two extremes.
Either 80% of it is complete off-the-rails schizoposting about literally everything but the game, and you have to manually hunt for a few posts of on-topic discussion... Or things are mostly chill, and Anon are quietly sharing fanart and talking about build orders and shit.
Most new vidya goes through the shitposting wringer on this board, but it's been a long while since I've seen things get quite this volatile. The site in general has been spiraling for years, but you know what I mean.
Anything and I mean ANYTHING that gets popular get shit on Ganker for being "shilled"
happened to Genshin Impact, happened Elden Ring so on and so forth
Don't be fricking moronic. How can you compare this to Elden Ring? I'll be surprised if anyone remembers this game after a week or two. Just like the cat game. It's literal flavor of the month
Absolutely nothing, I'm just saying it's not the same situation as Elden Ring at all where it was obvious it was going to be around for years to come. This is just a game released top cater to influencers and shitposters so of course it'll be forgotten.
>I don't like it >THAT MEANS IT'S SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO BE STREAMER BAIT
mind
broken
2 years ago
Anonymous
I said it was perfectly fine to talk about it even if I don't like it.
>STREAMER BAIT
The game has literal Twitch integration, it's made to be watched not played.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's utterly moronic. Vermintide also has twitch integration but I don't see people b***h and complain about that one and calling it streamer bait
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because the game died years ago
2 years ago
Anonymous
This isn't the same Twitch integration. People watching can actively change the game, so of course it's something that people want to watch.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not similar but both very impactful. Like having the ability to spawn bosses or giving a certain player resources. But most of the time people voted for a chaos spawn to spawn during a horde event, kek.
It's the uber popular game of the month but unlike something like Elden Ring it has a more niche appeal so less are actually playing it despite it getting a lot of attention so there's more of those gays who like to come into threads just to shitpost a game they haven't even played, but there's no easy bait "woke" stuff to get triggered over so the only thing they have are shill accusations and furry crying.
There's a reason Ganker is so terrible for actual videogame discussion and it's because the majority of its users are edgy teens boys who don't play games and think saying Black person on the internet is activism now.
Its any indie game that gets big. Its happened with literally every fricking major indie since undertale. Because you cant discuss any vidya, indie or otherwise. Only boogeymen and porn
They probably have enough of seeing 5+ threads about one game so they resort to name calling which is understandable since it happens with anything that concern smash, nintendo direct or any new game (or political bullshit) coming out.
>tf2
Free, and before it was free, it was still a big multiplayer game. >MOBAS
Are all terrible, but they're free. >Cult of the Lamb
$25 for four hours of game and the haha funni shit joke takes up more than HALF of the level progression in the game.
You need to be level 12 to get toilets and can finish the game at least as early as level 20, probably even as early as 15 if you metagame it. To cost 80% of Binding of Isaac Rebirth + Repentance, it's not 80% as much content.
tldr but thanks for literally providing me right PC.uck, ironic how youre more of a fricking brainless sheep in a thread about having a cult ran by a lamb
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you brain damaged by any chance?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>have no counter argument >ad hominem
lol so fricking predictable
stay mad kid
2 years ago
Anonymous
definitely brain damaged, lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah you are kid. You can go now.
Oh right youre still mad as frick, go aheady and prove me right with another butthurt post, I know youre gonna do it
>haha funni shit joke takes up more than HALF of the level progression in the game.
have you seen isaac?
Entire game is about shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but it's a full game that has a lot of shit - literal - in it. It's not a game where your scat fetish cult member keeps giving you a miniquest to feed shit to a cult member he likes because "wouldn't it be funny haha let's do it again."
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's your cult. You can order a death sentence for any scat fetishism.
Ganker hates fun looking videogames.
If it's not brown&bloom and made by an AAA company Ganker hates it.
It's especially bad if /misc/ finds something about it that it can be mad about.
It's like one of the few things they're allowed to do to show how messed up they are, because ironically there's topics you can't touch when you're being heckin' perverse and messed up, like bunghole raep, or psychological torture.
by the fact that the second they go into that territory they lose 90% of their advertising possibilities and probably any chance of being sold on steam. Ultraviolence doesn't sell as well as you seem to think it does. Hatred was banned on steam for a while and that's just standard edgelord shit. If you want to get pissy that a company is trying to sell a product go ahead and stop playing video games, because that's all it's ever been
the bean mouths on the supposedly "cute" characters gave it away as shit from homosexual devs, but also >devolver digital
can stop right there. they have never once published a real valuable game with actual content, it's nothing but buggy fotm memes from them
Hotline Miami and the Talos Principle were both published by them, very excellent. But Devolver also had basically nothing to do with those games and picked them up to publish when there developments were already basically finished
just beat it on whatever the highest difficulty was called, game looks neat in action but it doesn't feel like there's any substance to it. The final fight is the only one that I had a few moments of "that was cool" after the first time leshy shook his arena. I think if I had paid 25 dollars for this I would have been mad overall but it was gifted by a friend who wanted someone else to play the game. Farming hardly works but you can just feed your people grass the whole game anyways.
This game is unironically the worst shit I have ever played.
>automated functions higher on the skill tree so you're stuck micromanaging shit because your cult will kill themselves if you leave >rougelike combat clashes with the artstyle which fricks with your perception of whether a hit will connect or not >unable to buy an item to switch fricking doctrines or even see what doctrines you're unlocking, some of them being OP but no way of knowing which fricking ones are where >no postgame >no multiplayer >no way to move certain objects in a base building game which will completely frick your design if you don't plan accordingly >israeli dev and coomer troony playerbase
it's meh, only good for the artstyle. i recommend pirating.
Buy and refund
>unironically asking Ganker for video game opinions
that was your first mistake
I know absolutely nothing about you so what am I supposed to say anon. Personally though I think for every seperate aspect of this game you could say you are interested in, there's a game about that aspect that does it 10 times better. The game looks pretty though it's extremely shallow
Do you like the artsyle? Is so, play it, because that's about 50% of the game's meat right there.
ok thanks
i do like the game's artstyle so i'll just pirate it and see if i actually do want to buy it when it goes on sale
>unironically asking Ganker for video game opinions
that was your first mistake
I know absolutely nothing about you so what am I supposed to say anon. Personally though I think for every seperate aspect of this game you could say you are interested in, there's a game about that aspect that does it 10 times better. The game looks pretty though it's extremely shallow
Do you want to explain to me how all of you replied to that anon within under a minute?
what falseflag? 2 people saying to try the game, 1 saying frick you essentially and then me not reccomending it. Yes this consensus is a clear sign of coordination
No, I just think that there are AI's and discord users who unironically are here solely to derail threads and to break the spirit of healthy young men down to their degeneracy
I know absolutely nothing about you so what am I supposed to say anon. Personally though I think for every seperate aspect of this game you could say you are interested in, there's a game about that aspect that does it 10 times better. The game looks pretty though it's extremely shallow
It's okay, honestly
It's fun to dig into being able to work your cultists to the bone while they heap adorations on you. Gameplay is fine but it's been done better, and runs are basically an excuse to pick up supplies. Wait for a sale.
I'm mainly enjoying it because of the atmosphere and art style, but I think the gameplay is solid enough. If you aren't drawn to it for the aforementioned reasons, probably pirate or wait for sale.
right now its a pirate, not quite worth the price for the amount of content it has currently. it is very popular so i think there will be expansions eventually
fun game though for the day or two it takes to finish
>new game comes out >make single thread on the entire board >newbies and zoomies mald >SHILL SHILL SHILL KYS troony KEK SHILL Black person homosexual >repeat the cycle with another game
cool
This game just made me want to play Isaac games again.
Half of tarot cards are moronic and borderline useless. Why the frick would I take 30% damage during night, when entire night takes like a couple of minutes of real time?
Base progression is barebones, I almost maxxed everything in couple hours and there was nothing to do on base, outside of cleaning shitters and cooking for these braindead gays.
Countless glithches, I had an enemy fly outside of arena and it was just stuck there, no way to damage him or die. Good thing I had that teleport back ability. Moreover, some arenas have hurting projectiles on edges, which should be removed, when all enemies are dead, but instead they become invisible, their hurt box is still there and can damage you.
UI/UX has barely any thought put into it. Every anymation takes ages. And you have to manually bless/inspire 20 of your followers with no way to skip anymation. Same goes for bluprints/tarot cards. You can't even chain build orders, without reentering building menu.
This is an early access alpha that should go for $5-$10 max.
>Why the frick would I take 30% damage during night, when entire night takes like a couple of minutes of real time?
nearing last boss / look at the time and know youre going to reach the last boss at night, then maybe wait a bit.
Yes its moronic, i do not disagree.
I'd honestly rather just take the golden fleece and kill 3 enemies to get the same effect or if it multiplies then I'd rather get the card that says it multiplies the base damage. if this game was worth replaying I'd play without ever unlocking additional cards.
I honestly feel the blue heart fleece is underrated
a lot more but felt exceptionally potent, about as good as glass cannon but less likely to get bad runs on Extra Hard
I was playing on extra hard and by the end with eating a meal and having the tainted heart or whatever I had enough to last me through the run since you usually get at least one or two cards that increase your life. There were runs I would just abandon but as long as I had any form of the regular sword then I'd have the damage multiplier so high that i'd breeze through the boss
also I think the golden fleece increased curse damage too so if you got any kind of projectile then you could just blast the boss in half without worrying about getting close since you should have a 600 percent multiplier there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think golden fleece increases curse damage too
It does.
Golden Fleece is comically busted, and I explicitly avoided using it in my playthrough on Hard, just to give some degree of challenge to the proceedings.
Fleece of the Diseased Heart (purple) and/or Fragile Fortitude (blue) are both solid choices, and Fleece of the Glass Cannon (green) can potentially be pretty great if you luck into a decent Curse to spam.
Fleece of the Fates (white) seemed pretty pointless to me, as you regularly find more than 4 Tarot Cards during any given run, and being capped at that amount felt more like a detriment than anything (even if you technically start out stronger for a couple of stages).
Bit of a shame, as its white-and-red colorscheme is quite pleasant.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Get that curse that shoots homing daggers and the card that refills your mana after every room with Golden Fleece is easy mode. Legit killed the spider god with 3 shots of it
I fricking hate your community and everyone of you femboy tyranny homosexuals who have all the same pfp on discord and Twitter with your he/him, she/her, he/they they/them. Frick off with your pronouns and get the frick out of here. No one cares about your game, go back to making steven universe webcomics
Bottoms are unironically for dumping loads in and ghosting. They all behave like twitter females at the end of the day and are not partner material. I would rather just wrestle with a racist masc vers for dominance than deal with some sissy playing DBD while having they/them pronouns in their Discord bio
>go play more of the shit eater game
You act like this is some ebin comeback that should make me feel bad, even though I am literally playing this game as I shit post in this thread.
You guys play your poopoo dookie game. I'm only interested in this game because of the artstyle and the character designs. And it seems like those are it's only great qualities. Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying all the fanart and waiting for a deep deep discount. Or much preferably, it goes to Xbox Game Pass. It's like the perfect game there.
poison does next to no damage or if I'm mistaking that for poison immunity then that's even more useless because poison takes forever to even hurt you in the first place. I'm assuming that's what it's getting at but honestly the "do 2 damage at half a heart" is probably the shittiest card in the game.
There are 1.5 enemy that does poison damage. Even then, it takes ages for poison to build up.
This is the worst aspect of the game for me. Some tarot card make the game harder if you buy them, by diluting good cards with useless trash. I made a mistake of buying all available tarot cards at the very beginning of the game. You better not do this.
yeah once I noticed that there's just not many good cards I stopped buying them, and I stopped playing knucklebones to avoid unlocking new cards when really the only 3 cards you may care about seeing in a run are health up, speed up and damage up though the damage up doesn't really matter with the golden fleece.
>Come across potential follower >"My previous leader was a coward. How could he call himself a leader if he won't fight? How about you? You're not a coward, right?" >Options are "Pursue Peace" or "Make War" >Oh easy one, this guy wants war >Pick War >"woooooow, you're a total coward, i'm not gonna join your cult, you coward war-monger"
I won't be suprised if it's just a bug and devs just put wrong value somewhere. Otherwise devs are beyond moronic with this "haha gotcha" moment.
>enter a room >3rd boss pleads not to kill him and just wants me to frick off, he doesn't want to fight me >ff 2 rooms >have this dialogue >followers calls his leader a coward, because he doesn't want to fight, but he also for some reason calls someone who wants to fight a coward as well
Either this or it's some 999d """"humour"""" and this fricker has his brain fried on mushrooms.
How are you having trouble this game is extremely easy anon. All of the bosses have like 3 moves they repeat over and over again. attack any of the given bosses like 2 or 3 times, back up so they can use whichever attack then roll through the attack to continue hitting them. The sub bosses aren't even memorable enough so I thought you were pulling a name out of your ass there at first.
they should all be cleared out in like, 3 swings of any weapon except at worst the dagger since it's got tiny range being essentially a worse sword. steer away from the dagger I guess and you should just be able to blindly attack into the swarm. I promise you have to be over thinking something to be fricking up that fight.
Fear not, fellow cultist, for I have some advice. There is no longterm drawback to temporarily lowering the difficulty if you need to. Early game I used to switch between normal and hard because I did think it was way too easy, but the dungeons do start getting a bit harder so I stay on normal now.
no seriously he just needs to stop smashing his face into the wall. You go into this game expecting all sorts of attacks but when you realize its 3 attacks from any given boss on repeat you'll have no trouble. Difficulty settings feel pointless in this game
They don't feel pointless to me but I get what you mean. Just didn't want them to feel bad. I have a learning disability and am pretty terrible at fast paced management games and I have miraculously never died in any of the bishop fights.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not talking down to them I'm giving legitimate advice. I could just say "wow anon you fricking suck" if I was trying to felate myself here but seriously the game is simpler than you'd expect for how clean the presentation is. Every boss has I think 3 attacks they do at max expect for the last boss who has a bit more variety until you realize most of its phases are just re-used attacks that normal enemies used. People frick themselves over in things all the time by just overthinking it
Different anon, I think this is the real reason I'm having a harder time with the higher end boss actually. I keep expecting absurd combos and preparing for omnidirectional blasts like in Hades or do something clever like heal off the mook frogs. And completely forget to dodge the lazy, predictable blasts while conserving hearts.
[...] >tfw never even got the hammer yet, just the axe
I died on the third major boss a couple times until I realized it's just not giving you the long blinking animation before it attacks but it still attacks the same way every time. It's visually cool to look at but if you remember that it never gets more complicated then leshy then the game gets easier.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I feel fricking bad about dying to the frog because I was fricking it up-with a GODDAMN knife-with the exact same strategy I killed the leech/plant thing with. Roll in, hack, roll in the opposite direction it hops in, stay mobile to minimise chances of getting hit by the big tongue, get an opening and hack again. I fricked up because I had only half a heart left and had a vampiric weapon at the time so I got greedy, went for the mob frogs it was spawning-and got gently bumped into by one from behind.
The main challenge of the bosses is saving enough hearts on the way to their arena, hoping to the RNG you got a decent weapon and realising they're stupider than you think. Also is it just me, or is poison damage broken in all roguelikes?
2 years ago
Anonymous
poison is very weak in this, everything but the base weapon, the critical plus weapon and the godly weapons are just kind of bad and all of the knives are just bad flat out by the numbers with how you'll be playing the game. also if you get attack speed 1.5 or 2x then just grab hammer if you see it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
...alright, I must be having a very different experience to everyone because I'm at the second major boss and still have yet to pick up a hammer (unless you're actually talking about the axe, which yeah wrecks face). I don't know, I like vampirism because it offers a bit of security but now that I think about it poison is pretty piddly in this game compared to other roguelikes; I'm just too used to the strafe and run fighting style.
By the way, is it worth investing more in curses? I skimped on them at first but as mobs get more annoying I'm starting to regret being almost pure melee.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the game doesn't do what you'd expect and make the new curses work as actual upgrades. the special effects different abilities or weapons do are often at the expense of raw damage. the homing shot curse is the best one imo. Some people hate hammers but when you realize every enemy is even more predictable than the bosses, you just have them charge towards you their normal set distance then hammer smack them. at 2x speed its stupid how fast the hammer or claws are. the upgrade tiers are also underwhelming but when you unlock godly weapons at least you have a chance of seeing those which are actually worth grabbing.
Different anon, I think this is the real reason I'm having a harder time with the higher end boss actually. I keep expecting absurd combos and preparing for omnidirectional blasts like in Hades or do something clever like heal off the mook frogs. And completely forget to dodge the lazy, predictable blasts while conserving hearts.
If you're using a short-ranged weapon (Dagger or Sword), you're gonna have a rough time clearing out the homing fly waves. ESPECIALLY Dagger, that thing has virtually zero reach, it's bloody awful.
Opt for an Axe or possibly even Claws for that fight. Hammer might be too slow, but it's workable once you learn how to properly roll-cancel with it.
Increased additional bonuses when converting them into a familiar via the summoning circle.
Also gives you loads'e progression towards all tech trees, if you haven't maxed them out yet.
I honestly do not give a frick at this point. Ganker is turning into resetera with all this whining about feeling heckin oppressed. The dev hates my guts, big frickin whoop.
If you're willing to risk the potential chance of taking a small hit to your cults faith there's always the option of leaving when you get a bad weapon. Tbh this game is not as versatile as hades or isaac and there are a couple weapons that legitimately just suck. Tarot cards are fine but the success of your run can be very dependant on what they dump on you at the beginning.
I haven't played Isaac, but as someone who still has dumb fun crushing everything on Hades with a maxed out playthrough just as something to keep the eyes and hands busy while listening to something else I can kinda imagine why people are unfavourable comparing this to Isaac. Someone said it last thread, the game's trying to be both a base manager and a roguelike but underdevelops both.
PS5 version may be a wrong build or something. I think it's literally a reskinned PS4 version. I'm experiencing hard hitches everytime a new day comes and other odd bugs. This game needs a serious polish and bug squashing patach ASAP.
I had a bug at one point where a cultist got stuck outside the exterior of our camp and kept running all the way around it. Had to wait til the next day and start a sermon to resent their position.
>Devs release a cheeky early morning patch >Fixes Godhood's unlock condition
Blessed. Was a fun ride through to the end, very respectable 7/10.
Do hope the devteam keeps adding onto this title in the coming months, there's a solid foundation to build upon.
Great stuff, anon.
I hope they can get around to the ps4 version soon. Still can't view trophies.
But some anons have mentioned they are mostly unmissable so maybe that won't matter.
Appreciated, m8.
The devteam looks to be pushing out bugfix patches on-the-daily for the PC version, so I'm assuming third-party red tape is what's holding-up the console editions from being properly corrected (as is often the case for PC-to-console ports).
And you're mostly-right regarding missable stuff. Just be sure to beat Ratau in Knucklebones and grab the +Fishing ritual to secure the ultra-rare catches, and you should be good.
Its better than Issac because Issac has shit combat. COTL's combat is way more satisfying
Shame there's nowhere near as much variety, although that's admittedly a pretty unfair comparison, seeing as Isaac has like 5-6 entire expansions worth of stuff crammed into it.
Definitely coming back to this one when/if the devs ever decide to expand upon what's already here.
I compared it to isaac earlier in the thread but I agree its not really a fair comparison. Was just lazy, not used to people actually holding a decent discussion on here.
For real. You cherish these brief moments of lucidity while you can, before the next wave of schizo shitposting starts up again and renders most of the thread unusable. That said, I'm bowing-out to sleep, so good morning fellow lamb enthusiast.
Like the young boy innocently following that cute critter deep in the forest, amazed to see her talk, and as he enter her lair, he's jumped by the cult like that would be so crazy ahahahah
Cute game but the bugs ruin it so much.
I have to restart like every hour because of some dumb bug. Most of the time I get stuck when interacting with my followers where I can't select anything anymore and only a restart fixes the problem.
Also I got locked out of getting the Heretic heart from Kallamar
I killed him but the fight kept going and I couldn't hit him anymore and eventually I died.
Then I got sent back to the camp and it did register as me killing it so I now can never get the heart from his corpse
Also the bugs where my followers just ignore some building as if they do not exist and they will never interact with them anymore and I also cannot instruct them to go there since the game acts like the job is not available.
It's getting real fricking annoying I can tell you that
>Also the bugs where my followers just ignore some building as if they do not exist and they will never interact with them anymore and I also cannot instruct them to go there since the game acts like the job is not available.
See
[...]
Also if your building is not being used/ignored, edit the building to move it, its a weird bug where it seems like it was never built or placed
less than 1 hour in and the bugs are starting to become evident, mainly the fact that sometimes only six followers will attend your temple, initially I thought it was a feature but after digging a bit turns out its actually a pretty common bug, considering starting all over again
>For the price you'll get about 12 hours
It's a 4 hour game if you bought it just to dungeon run. Having to clean shit for the first half of the game turns you off from even interacting with the cult tbh.
was originally recorded but the game crashed once and softlocked another time.
For me the game just crashed while I was trying to resurrect someone who was sick at the time. Weird thing is this is all early midgame, everything was fine before then.
>100 hours
Not a chance. If you're taking your time, the main game is maybe 7 hours, and that's being generous. 100% might take 15 or so? But the game starts running low on new stuff to keep things interesting before you even finish the main game, and the game can be beaten in less than five hours if you're playing just for the dungeons. The cult building is super shallow and will have you doing fetch quests and boring resource management to fill out your buildings.
This is on-top of what they've already sacrificed (sight, hearing, etc) and literally killing Lamb off. Then that wooly one comes back from the dead and curbstomps them one by one after they take on their worship-empowered forms.
judeo-fascism
The reich had the right idea, but about the wrong people. Success of the chosen people really shows that the others should be second citizen at best, if we're feeling nice.
Can you get an anubian jackal as a follower species? I am specifically holding out for this unlock if it exists before marrying a follower.
n..no reason in specific whatsoever haha..
Game is fun but as many others had posted it just isn't worth the price. Between the bugs on release (insta failing quests), general unpolished areas and the roguelike element which should be the meat of the game but just a shell and a half bake one at that the game just isn't worth it. Even the choices of "which room should I enter" isn't much of a choice given the path often have hints leading to it. Tarot card person have stars and such hanging from the ceiling. Once you know the signs you are following a literal linear line to the boss doing the exact same shit with the exact same tactic as last time. Tarot, weapon and spells make no real difference and those are the only real choices you even have. Enemy flashing white? Hit the dodge button moron. Even the concept of choices during the combat is nonexisting. The game is borderline impossible to lose so arguably it isn't even a game, image related.
I love the game and feel the dev did a good job at it. But it an indie game that should have a indie price to reflect that. Shovel Knight and Hollow Knight put more effort into their shit so they can ask for a bit more. When 80% of your content is based on RNG and still being held back by the human effort done with it then you don't get to ask for the same from your customers. A high recommended for pirating first and then buy on a sale if you play it enough to complete it and then some. The game barely advance from the demo to put it bluntly. Road map game means road map the price as well or get fricked.
Also tell me if you find any fanworks involving Lamb and their satanic blood-orgies. For a literal antichrist sim there's a lot of satanic frickery missing.
Am I soft locked? I need to make a new ritual to advance, but the one I already made doesn’t charge back
I need grass to make decorations, but I can’t go back to the dungeons to collect it, and I can’t the them in my cult either
?????
What do I do?
First ritual only require bones and wood. Even if you lacking the wood for it by wasting it all trees should be slowly growing in your cult map. If you lacking the bones then you are indeed frick. Any quest with a timer is just an optional randomize quest so if you got asked to make 3 decorations and it have a timer then you can ignore it. If you can't get back into the dungeon it is because you are still in the tutorial which is likely due to the ritual. Honestly though while you can wait for the trees to grow it might be faster and give you more resources to just start over now that you know what you are doing hopefully. It ok to tell the dumb frick animals no on random quests you don't want to do. Better get used to doing such early on or else they be feeding each other shit if not outright asking you to murder someone for the lulz.
I've literally only had 1 bug where everyone started dancing non stop,fix'd it in 30 seconds. I enjoy the simple combat because im rushing non stop to get back to the cult, because i have 2 always save 5 fellas dying of hunger or getting ebola blasted.
90% of my time was with the cult. Faffing about with them is a fun time and I hope they add more for them to do for (You) specifically. Exploiting them just for money gets dull when you get into the thousands of gold and beyond.
Reminder that this game is really designed around harder difficulties. Playing on hard and I don't know where the frick people are coming up with 5 hours, maybe you really don't have to engage at all with the management stuff on easy but on hard you get rekt if you don't put time in
Yeah I'm on hard as well and it seems more like a 20 hour game. reminds me a lot of Frostpunk in that the mechanics are fun but slight and it's not really a game designed for you to play forever like others in the genre
>Frostpunk in that the mechanics are fun but slight and it's not really a game designed for you to play forever like others in the genre
You're right, but t hat challenge, the end-goal in sight makes Frostpunk better. Here, they're just a reminder that it needs some updates. It's the devs first game that isn't a mobile game.
I was so emotionally drained at the end of Frostpunk, I'm actually grateful this isn't as stressful lol. Though Frostpunk is no doubt the better game.
I just hope they flesh out some of the cult management stuff since that's definitely the most interesting aspect of the game imo. So many of the upgrades and doctrines you get seem kind of pointless by the time you get them.
I finished the game in about 12hrs. I did spend a good chunk of time messing around with side content. Now with knowledge at my disposal I could probably reclear the game in 4hrs or less but the people claiming that as a first clear time are full of shit.
>sacrifice anyone showing dissent, so they're never much of a problem >chop up any loose bodies so I don't clutter my pristine commune (before I got the fertilizer box) >have tons of follower meat >not sure what to do with them >see the cannibal trait pop up
How do you even let it get that bad? Only time I got that is from quests and I just free them food that stops them doing it or just put them in prison for a few days
It's easier just to sacrifice them for the free faith boost than wasting time putting them in prison and the 40% chance of stopping dissent wasn't worth the hit to faith, so I just put them on the chopping block
Game's rushed as frick. It's like they got through 40% of the development, got bored and tried to end it as soon as possible because they didn't want to work it anymore
That's how its always been. You don't want to constantly download patches and updates? Buy the version with the integrated updater. It's the literal only reason why I would buy a game at this point.
I will pirate the game, but probably once it gets modding support/more content. Also, there's a shit ton of bugs from what I've heard. So I'll wait a bit for the best experience
I've been unlocking a bunch of new fleeces and the golden one is still the best and most fun. The one that makes curse spells better is good, but you can get unlucky with how bad curses can get. The tarot card one sucks major balls, limits you to 4 cards without choosing them when most runs can get up to 8 on average. The one that changes all hearts to blue hearts means no more healing which is fine for more HP at the start and certain cards give a lot more blue hearts. The tarot black heart one is good for sustainability. But overall the golden one is absolutely the most fun.
I really wish the cult aspect of the game was more fleshed out, allowing you to commit some truly heinous sins to gain power.
Ex: brother/sister join cult. Get them to kill each other, then the winner eats the body of the loser.
The game looks like the kind of game that you dont buy at full price. 25 bucks seems too high for what you get. 10-15 seems much better
eh it depends if you dig the theme and aesthetic enough to to pull the trigger, works for me.
You're right. It feels pretty barebones. Also has some annoying bugs and will randomly perform like shit until you restart the game for some reason.
Youre correct
I pirated it and i am fluctuating beetwen finding it a 4/10 and a 8/10.
The game would be much better if you felt like an actual cult leader and not someone babysitting followers that cant even feed themselves
When in doubt, always go with the lower number. Avoid inflation.
for the price, you'll get around 12 hours out of it, but that's it as there is frick all post-game content, no new game plus, several doctrines are obviously better than the other option (if you dont take ritual of enrichment, you're fricking moronic), and for the game being roguelite, it's at a bare minimum as it's very shallow, plus it doesn't help that some reviewers shilled it as the next Isaac which is laughable but hey they'll say anything for a quick buck
>if you dont take ritual of enrichment, you're fricking moronic
>tfw took the other one because at some point I could not be fricked to talk to each of my happy tree friends every fricking day thinking it would be worth it
>it's +10 loyalty every couple of days
Sure doesn't help that the game doesn't tell you the other one results in hundreds of fricking gold, or, well, any numerical information for that matter.
>for the price, you'll get around 12 hours out of it
Managed to wring about ~25 hours from my playthrough by chasing achievements after completing the narrative (the final one is currently glitched and can't be obtained). But yeah, standard playthrough will take about ~7-12 hours, depending on how fast you want to rush through it.
Kind-of pricey for how short it can be, but I enjoyed my time playing it, and I've certainly spent Steambux on far worse things than this in the past.
wow, a reasonable gamer
my man
It definitely feels like the actual roguelite bits are just meant to be glorified resource runs with some progression built into it to give you a sense of purpose while you're building up your harem cult
>For the price you'll get about 12 hours
It's a 4 hour game if you bought it just to dungeon run. Having to clean shit for the first half of the game turns you off from even interacting with the cult tbh.
>Day 19
>Still can't get any fricking outhouses because of how much I invested in other shit
Why is there even a shitting mechanic
Another way for things to go wrong in the cult. If things were balanced better, hygiene would be more of an issue.
Janitor >>>>>>>> Outhouses
Outhouses give fertilizer for farms tho
wait for steam sale devs are gaygits pay as little as possible or not at all
Probably the best choice, the big bugs should be fixed in time for the Christmas sale. Halloween if buygays are lucky.
It's a Devolver game, so chances are you're gonna see it at 60% off by the end of the year.
You WILL worship her
agreed, chibisheepfricker, we eat good
You literally play as a janny
Would agree if not for late-game worship paying you assloads of cash.
Into the sacrifice pile he goes
The loathsome
This is the kind of shit that happens when left wing atheists make games
>whaa whaa a joke! left wing atheists grau grau!
They consider jokes offensive and they find their own degeneracy funny.
Who the duck do you think made games before? Christians with morals? Nope, those were part of the satanic panic crowd that targeted games among other things.
Was this game actually made by left wing athiest
Can't be. His twitter profile has no pronouns nor gender flags.
lmao they added PC.ucks/Pcbros into the gamegayyn
god damn it, its that """quirky"""" shit tier le reddit humour of """"pretending"""" to be into something ironically until someone actually thinks is legit, then everyone goes mask off and accept they were actually into that kink, why are gamedevs so mentally ill?
THE MANURE DEVOURER
PAID CONTENT ALARM
YOU ARE VIEWING PAID CONTENT
HAVE A BOOBA
post more thicc buhanka
>PAID CONTENT ALARM
oh look it's the moron alarm
if you're going to shill your shitty game here at least use different pictures when posting in the threads
why would I use a different pic?
It perfectly encapsulates how moronic you are
>he thinks any company would willingly shill on Ganker
Take your meds
Oh yeah because any business would just turn down publicity and as we all know, Gankerners only post here AND they're just the post count.
No more than 130 people have seen this thread, yep.
Get real.
>An incredibly toxic, hostile website where positivity is discouraged and treated with outright hostility
>Where people make fun of you for spending money on games
>Where "shill" is a more common insult then gay
>On Ganker
Take your fricking meds you tin-hat wearing, poorly socialized, misanthropic fricking blob of shit. No one's spending money to manipulate you because you ain't worth the fricking money, no Gankerermin is.
>Doesn't even hide that they're an outsider paid to be here.
Okay moron, none of those things are true plus you suck dick if you think any publicity is bad publicity.
Not paid content you mongoloid
people want a piece of that lamb's ass
I'm going to buy that game. I'm also going to use that playing experience to write a shitty CotL/Soul Sacrifice crossover where the human sorcerer (me) and the Lamb (female) end up fricking because of the Arm of Lust.
>another le hecking dark and red le evil cutesy game.
I didnt play Helltaker after shills pushed it and I have no plans to play this game being pushed again by shills.
>le hecking dark
jesus how jaded are you
this game is full on lighthearted and non pretentious with merely cartoonish violence
>omori pic
lol
wow cool, really wanted your opinion on this, my day is complete now.Thank you for this high iq comment.
Omori is the worst fricking game you could've attached to your post holy shit.
>another cynical shit take from an a/v/atargay weeb.
You're about as original as Omori.
go back
>whines about dark and red game
>posts omori
like wienerwork
what the hell is with omorigays?
It's a great game that unfortunately attracted a lot of obnoxious morons that made people shit on the game out of association. Pretty much the same fate as Undertale
It's just an unfortunate circumstance for any "quirky" RPG game with darker elements where it's guaranteed to attract both the absolute sweatiest fans and the biggest contrarian haters no matter what, especially if it gets popular. Happened with Undertale, happened with LISA, happened with OFF, partially happened with Oneshot and it happened with Omori.
Only games that seem to get off scot free with it are smut games like Black Souls and SEQUEL where everyone's too busy nutting and going to Malice to shitpost about them.
what sucks is those people pretty much kill any discussion about the game or it makes people turn against you for liking it since they just lump you with the obnoxious people. all of them are great games but the certain people it attracts is something else
This is why I just stick to finding silly images of the characters doing stuff while occasionally finding the super small civil discussions, shit gets too annoying to deal with otherwise
We'll weather the storm.
>I didnt play Helltaker after shills pushed it
>le hecking
>Helltaker
HAHAHAHAAHAH THIS BAIT IS HORRIBLE
>omori fan thinking his opinion matters
lol
lmao
does she have boobs?
Teats, and maybe, under her wool.
>Cult of the Lamb?
>More like Cult of the Lambussy fr fr no cap on god its be bussin
Yes yes we get it you're a special snowflake.
>play game on extra hard aka the only difficulty that provides real challenge
>every time you come back from dungeon crawling your faith meter is nuked
for what purpose? Thats just a pointless chore getting in the way of half the gameplay, unfitting for a difficulty setting meant to add more emphasis and focus to said half of the gameplay
lots of games do this, where "hard" does not really provide an additional challenge, it just makes the game a chore by overtuning some numbers.
>spend 90% of the "game" cleaning up shit and vomit
Wow, that sure is a fun and intriguing cult simulator game! I wonder if the only people who can enjoy this trash are furries.
You can build an outhouse and a janny station you imbecil
After 10 hours of cleaning up shit and vomit, yes. Just admit it, you frick dogs in real life.
It should have been piss and semen from all the orgies, but whatever.
literal moron you can B-line that stuff and unlock it without an hour of playing.
Seems pretty true to life...just look at Republicans.
yeah republichads have to make up for the shit that neolibcucks spew.
hmmm
he's a dumb zoomer he doesn't even know what this is
Glad I pirated it, what a crock of shit.
Brotherman absolutely loved this game
>metalgay likes trash
Bewildering
Lamb boi
Grinding for the sake of grinding, but without any roguelike elements or challenging combat. I guess the furgays will eat it up because cute animals shitting everywhere...
>I say game bad
>but you should still go play game
You’re a moron. Go back, no one cares
He's definitely mentally ill.
He sees the lamb and goes schizo, posting the same pic.
I think the goat might've unironically won and mind broke him.
>Coomer bait
Who in the frick would find that art style attractive?
>The One Who Waits is finally starting to warm-up to being a sniveling little underling of the one true God
>Wants me to take a moonlit stroll through Darkwood, to see if Leshy's Camille Flowers still bloom in his absence
>Speed through the forests
>Carry a full bouquet of crimson petals back to him
>"I asked not for these! You think me a soft fool?! Damned Lamb..."
Jesus, this guy is such a fricking tsundere for the lamb dick. Genuinely wasn't expecting someone of his former godly stature to give the full
>"I-I-It's not like I WANTED these things, you baka!"
routine on me.
he/she cute
Anyone else immediately marry him after forcing him into your cult?
Strongly considered it, but I figured being married to the undying reincarnation of the former god of death would probably make for a terrible idea in the end.
Been doting on him nonstop since he begrudgingly showed up at my doorstep though, shoving that sassy mouth in the confession booth every day. He tends to talk about the four bishops most often, and perpetually resents being under your command.
Also found out that leveling any follower beyond Lvl.XXX glitches their display, causing them to seemingly have no given level (just "Lvl" and no number thereafter). They also work like 5x faster than normal as well.
It's pretty wild, and I have to wonder if this was an intentional feature for raising a follower to such obscene heights, or just another bug to toss on the pile.
he cute
Can you sacrifice him? Considering that his trait says that he won't die of old age but makes me wonder about fight pits, sacrifices, or failing missionary work
>barebones as frick roguelike
>barebones as frick "farm builder"
uninstalled after like 3 hours. would be a lot more intersting with a more fledged-out cult building/mechanics without the tacked-on shitty combat.
oh, and I forgot about the clunky af control scheme. reminds me of constantly lighting up candles in Witcher 3 whenever talking to people indoors.
>80% of cultists have coprophilia trait
>half the quests are "teehee wouldn't it be a funny prank to feed someone poop?" and "oh great leader, I really want to eat poop"
Someone please link the furaffinity profile of the dev, this is some blatant fetish pushing.
>he doesn't kill his shit eating followers and sell their meat for cash
wheres your scat fetish furaffinity account. you blatantly have one
The dev is israeli.
Jews are genetically predisposed to finding shit funny/sexual.
>duh jooz
mindbroken
it's just poltards shitposting
As a mentally ill israelite I feel like I got pretty lucky with how my genetic lottery. I only have visual snow/tinnitus and don't mind feet rubbing my dick without the whole sub/dom licking and groveling garbage attached.
I also get hit by stimulants much harder than I should, probably something to do with bipolar disorder running in my family.
No, he's correct. Ashkenazis have higher chances of D2 receptor density mutations because of how inbred we were back in the early days of travelling across Europe and trying to keep our blood pure. We're more intelligent on average ut more prone to paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. The general term for it is dopaminergic hypersensitivity.
>visual snow tinnitus
>have those things too and my mother's side of the family is shady
Oh frick I am a israelite.
is mozart a israelite
The art style and writing look very entertaining, combat seems passable, but I hate base management and farming. I wonder how soon it'll go on sale, it seems alarmingly popular
>it seems alarmingly popular
streamer marketing and twitch compatibility
>it seems alarmingly popular
Much like every other indie roguelite out there, it's pretty clear this one's just a flavor-of-the-month.
Which is fine. Every game has its period of relevancy (especially singleplayer titles), and not being some eternally-replayed monolith of the medium shouldn't be a knock against what it does offer.
It's a solidly 7/10 experience. Nothing revolutionary (and maybe a little expensive for how quickly it can be beaten if you aren't going after achievements in the postgame), but a nice little time while it lasts.
*Ours.
>it seems alarmingly popular
it's almost like the game just came out or something
Lots of games come out anon.
I will never let anyone marry The Lamb, he's mine
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON Ganker THAT'S SHILLING
>SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
What is it about this game that sends Ganker into such a tizzy?
>What is it about this game that sends Ganker into such a tizzy?
Because of the most blatant shills shitting up the board. At least try and act a bit organic.
(You)
>literally one thread about the game on the entire board
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLS SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS
absolutely mindbroken
This boards is an overflowing outhouse, has been for almost a decade. Shills are the least of it's problems.
Truly, this board is such a softcore porn discussion forum, that any reasonably successful developer would never shill here. Cesspool etc.
Also you're a mouth breating moron, eat shit and die.
happens to all newly released games that get the spotlight for a couple of days, especially if it isn't AAA for whatever reason. It triggers their autism greatly until a new games becomes big which will trigger their contrarian nature to shittalk it like it did to the previous ones.
give sauce fricker
just check e621.net. Right now there's barely above 100 posts
To add to this, you may need to install a Global Blacklist Bypass add-on since there might be age stuff blocked because...lamb.
>Global Blacklist Bypass
there's a global blacklist?
>because...lamb
why would this be on a blacklist?
Because people fear the e-girl/shota looking character indulging in sex.
(Even though snuff, gore, scat and golden showers are displayed on the site.)
Those are blacklisted by default also but can be revealed without an account. Very young stuff requires you to make an account or use the addon to view
>he doesnt have an account to block females and trannies
lmao
>bypass
Black person it's a simple text box in the options.
Also there isn't a substantial amount of it and anything that can be posted has been posted in these threads a billion times.
Ganker is built on contrarianism, so popular thing makes them seethe, especially if it's indie
>Indie
>published by Devolver, advertised by Valve and is on Steam
huh?
anything not made by a AAA househould name dev gets called "indie" these days
These threads are of two extremes.
Either 80% of it is complete off-the-rails schizoposting about literally everything but the game, and you have to manually hunt for a few posts of on-topic discussion... Or things are mostly chill, and Anon are quietly sharing fanart and talking about build orders and shit.
Most new vidya goes through the shitposting wringer on this board, but it's been a long while since I've seen things get quite this volatile. The site in general has been spiraling for years, but you know what I mean.
Anything and I mean ANYTHING that gets popular get shit on Ganker for being "shilled"
happened to Genshin Impact, happened Elden Ring so on and so forth
Don't be fricking moronic. How can you compare this to Elden Ring? I'll be surprised if anyone remembers this game after a week or two. Just like the cat game. It's literal flavor of the month
>It's literal flavor of the month
What's wrong with people talking about a game when it's new?
Absolutely nothing, I'm just saying it's not the same situation as Elden Ring at all where it was obvious it was going to be around for years to come. This is just a game released top cater to influencers and shitposters so of course it'll be forgotten.
>I don't like it
>THAT MEANS IT'S SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO BE STREAMER BAIT
mind
broken
I said it was perfectly fine to talk about it even if I don't like it.
>STREAMER BAIT
The game has literal Twitch integration, it's made to be watched not played.
That's utterly moronic. Vermintide also has twitch integration but I don't see people b***h and complain about that one and calling it streamer bait
Because the game died years ago
This isn't the same Twitch integration. People watching can actively change the game, so of course it's something that people want to watch.
Not similar but both very impactful. Like having the ability to spawn bosses or giving a certain player resources. But most of the time people voted for a chaos spawn to spawn during a horde event, kek.
>Vermintide
Keeping the game, good work bruv
>Elder Troons
Fromdrones are deranged and pop a vessel every single time someone dares to say that the game isn't as good as gays claim to be.
It's the uber popular game of the month but unlike something like Elden Ring it has a more niche appeal so less are actually playing it despite it getting a lot of attention so there's more of those gays who like to come into threads just to shitpost a game they haven't even played, but there's no easy bait "woke" stuff to get triggered over so the only thing they have are shill accusations and furry crying.
There's a reason Ganker is so terrible for actual videogame discussion and it's because the majority of its users are edgy teens boys who don't play games and think saying Black person on the internet is activism now.
They have to make sure they always have enough room for more Bridget and Spiderman gay flag threads
Its any indie game that gets big. Its happened with literally every fricking major indie since undertale. Because you cant discuss any vidya, indie or otherwise. Only boogeymen and porn
They probably have enough of seeing 5+ threads about one game so they resort to name calling which is understandable since it happens with anything that concern smash, nintendo direct or any new game (or political bullshit) coming out.
unironically, probably goat pussy.
It's a very half-baked game to be the login announcement on Steam.
just like dayz?
Yeah
SHUT UP THAT AND REDDIT FORTRESS 2 AND MOBAS ARE LE HECKIN EPIC CHUD YOURE A SHILL GOD I LOVE VALVE AND STEAM SO MUCH BEST PLATFORM EVER
>tf2
Free, and before it was free, it was still a big multiplayer game.
>MOBAS
Are all terrible, but they're free.
>Cult of the Lamb
$25 for four hours of game and the haha funni shit joke takes up more than HALF of the level progression in the game.
You need to be level 12 to get toilets and can finish the game at least as early as level 20, probably even as early as 15 if you metagame it. To cost 80% of Binding of Isaac Rebirth + Repentance, it's not 80% as much content.
tldr but thanks for literally providing me right PC.uck, ironic how youre more of a fricking brainless sheep in a thread about having a cult ran by a lamb
Are you brain damaged by any chance?
>have no counter argument
>ad hominem
lol so fricking predictable
stay mad kid
definitely brain damaged, lmao
Yeah you are kid. You can go now.
Oh right youre still mad as frick, go aheady and prove me right with another butthurt post, I know youre gonna do it
>haha funni shit joke takes up more than HALF of the level progression in the game.
have you seen isaac?
Entire game is about shit
Yeah, but it's a full game that has a lot of shit - literal - in it. It's not a game where your scat fetish cult member keeps giving you a miniquest to feed shit to a cult member he likes because "wouldn't it be funny haha let's do it again."
It's your cult. You can order a death sentence for any scat fetishism.
Ganker sees fun as a threat.
Ganker hates fun looking videogames.
If it's not brown&bloom and made by an AAA company Ganker hates it.
It's especially bad if /misc/ finds something about it that it can be mad about.
Unironic /misc/ schizos
everything's a shill to them then they rant about muh sjw devs and the israelites
One day I hope theres a mass culling for schizophrenics
It's not schizophrenics. It's narcissists
Shit game.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/xvQuvFBtjMOClnz02aqlaQ/
seethe
>2 results
Is this supposed to prove something? Still a shit game.
Why are people who make satanic-themed games so obsessed with shit and piss?
It's like one of the few things they're allowed to do to show how messed up they are, because ironically there's topics you can't touch when you're being heckin' perverse and messed up, like bunghole raep, or psychological torture.
>not allowed
by who, the twitter mafia they submit to? it's cuckery
by the fact that the second they go into that territory they lose 90% of their advertising possibilities and probably any chance of being sold on steam. Ultraviolence doesn't sell as well as you seem to think it does. Hatred was banned on steam for a while and that's just standard edgelord shit. If you want to get pissy that a company is trying to sell a product go ahead and stop playing video games, because that's all it's ever been
>and probably any chance of being sold on steam
meanwhile sex with hitler
Just hint at the stuff happening moron, I don't want them to depict graphic rape even if it would unironically enhance the game.
Degeneracy
why isnt there a scat removal mod yet?
Scat fetishists are less than human.
the bean mouths on the supposedly "cute" characters gave it away as shit from homosexual devs, but also
>devolver digital
can stop right there. they have never once published a real valuable game with actual content, it's nothing but buggy fotm memes from them
Hotline Miami and the Talos Principle were both published by them, very excellent. But Devolver also had basically nothing to do with those games and picked them up to publish when there developments were already basically finished
>twitch integration
Into the garbage it goes
just beat it on whatever the highest difficulty was called, game looks neat in action but it doesn't feel like there's any substance to it. The final fight is the only one that I had a few moments of "that was cool" after the first time leshy shook his arena. I think if I had paid 25 dollars for this I would have been mad overall but it was gifted by a friend who wanted someone else to play the game. Farming hardly works but you can just feed your people grass the whole game anyways.
>right wing death squads
This game is unironically the worst shit I have ever played.
>automated functions higher on the skill tree so you're stuck micromanaging shit because your cult will kill themselves if you leave
>rougelike combat clashes with the artstyle which fricks with your perception of whether a hit will connect or not
>unable to buy an item to switch fricking doctrines or even see what doctrines you're unlocking, some of them being OP but no way of knowing which fricking ones are where
>no postgame
>no multiplayer
>no way to move certain objects in a base building game which will completely frick your design if you don't plan accordingly
>israeli dev and coomer troony playerbase
Aaaaand the game glitches out in the middle of resurrecting a sick Elligos too. Fantastic.
What do you guys think about this game? Should I play it?
Not until they add more content and also cut the price by at least half
ok thanks
i do like the game's artstyle so i'll just pirate it and see if i actually do want to buy it when it goes on sale
Best pirate it, one of the devs is an anti-white SJW.
oh alright thanks for the info anon
Where to get it for free?
it's meh, only good for the artstyle. i recommend pirating.
Do you want to explain to me how all of you replied to that anon within under a minute?
the hivemind
Ganker is a very fast board with a lot of posters what the frick do you think anon?
I think there are some anons sitting in a Discord VC coordinating posts and spamming falseflags to set an agenda
Wouldn't be the first time by a long shot.
what falseflag? 2 people saying to try the game, 1 saying frick you essentially and then me not reccomending it. Yes this consensus is a clear sign of coordination
i don't need to explain myself to a frog.
also, Ganker is like the 2nd or 3rd largest board
Why are frogposters so fricking stupid? Is it a rule that you have to be sub 50 IQ to post a frog with your reply?
No, I just think that there are AI's and discord users who unironically are here solely to derail threads and to break the spirit of healthy young men down to their degeneracy
>no
>but actually yes
you were replying to one of them
>on one of the most degenerate place on the internet
>why is their degeneracy?
I want newbies to go and I want /I/ back
Buy and refund
>unironically asking Ganker for video game opinions
that was your first mistake
I know absolutely nothing about you so what am I supposed to say anon. Personally though I think for every seperate aspect of this game you could say you are interested in, there's a game about that aspect that does it 10 times better. The game looks pretty though it's extremely shallow
Do you like the artsyle? Is so, play it, because that's about 50% of the game's meat right there.
It's okay, honestly
It's fun to dig into being able to work your cultists to the bone while they heap adorations on you. Gameplay is fine but it's been done better, and runs are basically an excuse to pick up supplies. Wait for a sale.
>wait for a sale
nah i'll just pirate it i already downloaded a pirated version
thanks though
That works too, I honestly don't care
It's not worth it for what it is.
I completed it in 10 hours and finished two of the main bosses without being hit.
buy it on sale
I'm mainly enjoying it because of the atmosphere and art style, but I think the gameplay is solid enough. If you aren't drawn to it for the aforementioned reasons, probably pirate or wait for sale.
right now its a pirate, not quite worth the price for the amount of content it has currently. it is very popular so i think there will be expansions eventually
fun game though for the day or two it takes to finish
>playing overshilled fotm
just like valheim you will never learn you low mongoloids
but valheim is comfy?
>one thread on the entire board
>"overshilled"
It looks like a nice indie game, but who the frick releases an indie game for 25$?!
>Devolver
>Indie
dagasi porn when
>new game comes out
>make single thread on the entire board
>newbies and zoomies mald
>SHILL SHILL SHILL KYS troony KEK SHILL Black person homosexual
>repeat the cycle with another game
cool
This game just made me want to play Isaac games again.
Half of tarot cards are moronic and borderline useless. Why the frick would I take 30% damage during night, when entire night takes like a couple of minutes of real time?
Base progression is barebones, I almost maxxed everything in couple hours and there was nothing to do on base, outside of cleaning shitters and cooking for these braindead gays.
Countless glithches, I had an enemy fly outside of arena and it was just stuck there, no way to damage him or die. Good thing I had that teleport back ability. Moreover, some arenas have hurting projectiles on edges, which should be removed, when all enemies are dead, but instead they become invisible, their hurt box is still there and can damage you.
UI/UX has barely any thought put into it. Every anymation takes ages. And you have to manually bless/inspire 20 of your followers with no way to skip anymation. Same goes for bluprints/tarot cards. You can't even chain build orders, without reentering building menu.
This is an early access alpha that should go for $5-$10 max.
>Why the frick would I take 30% damage during night, when entire night takes like a couple of minutes of real time?
nearing last boss / look at the time and know youre going to reach the last boss at night, then maybe wait a bit.
Yes its moronic, i do not disagree.
I'd honestly rather just take the golden fleece and kill 3 enemies to get the same effect or if it multiplies then I'd rather get the card that says it multiplies the base damage. if this game was worth replaying I'd play without ever unlocking additional cards.
I honestly feel the blue heart fleece is underrated
a lot more but felt exceptionally potent, about as good as glass cannon but less likely to get bad runs on Extra Hard
post scriptum
I meant to say " lot more boring "
I was playing on extra hard and by the end with eating a meal and having the tainted heart or whatever I had enough to last me through the run since you usually get at least one or two cards that increase your life. There were runs I would just abandon but as long as I had any form of the regular sword then I'd have the damage multiplier so high that i'd breeze through the boss
also I think the golden fleece increased curse damage too so if you got any kind of projectile then you could just blast the boss in half without worrying about getting close since you should have a 600 percent multiplier there.
>I think golden fleece increases curse damage too
It does.
Golden Fleece is comically busted, and I explicitly avoided using it in my playthrough on Hard, just to give some degree of challenge to the proceedings.
Fleece of the Diseased Heart (purple) and/or Fragile Fortitude (blue) are both solid choices, and Fleece of the Glass Cannon (green) can potentially be pretty great if you luck into a decent Curse to spam.
Fleece of the Fates (white) seemed pretty pointless to me, as you regularly find more than 4 Tarot Cards during any given run, and being capped at that amount felt more like a detriment than anything (even if you technically start out stronger for a couple of stages).
Bit of a shame, as its white-and-red colorscheme is quite pleasant.
Get that curse that shoots homing daggers and the card that refills your mana after every room with Golden Fleece is easy mode. Legit killed the spider god with 3 shots of it
>No I'm not going to play the game at all
>Yes I am going to jerk off to all the femboy animals
I fricking hate your community and everyone of you femboy tyranny homosexuals who have all the same pfp on discord and Twitter with your he/him, she/her, he/they they/them. Frick off with your pronouns and get the frick out of here. No one cares about your game, go back to making steven universe webcomics
who are you talking to?
The entire fricking community who sucks the fat wiener of this shithole game and its fandom, frick all of you
meds
now
Holy based troons and bottoms get the frick out this is a vers/tops only board
You aren't fooling anyone you fricking lover, stop pretending
Bottoms are unironically for dumping loads in and ghosting. They all behave like twitter females at the end of the day and are not partner material. I would rather just wrestle with a racist masc vers for dominance than deal with some sissy playing DBD while having they/them pronouns in their Discord bio
This is your brain on Ganker
Ur a dumb Black person, go play more of the shit eater game
>go play more of the shit eater game
You act like this is some ebin comeback that should make me feel bad, even though I am literally playing this game as I shit post in this thread.
take a break from the internet
you need it
cool projection, homo
You guys play your poopoo dookie game. I'm only interested in this game because of the artstyle and the character designs. And it seems like those are it's only great qualities. Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying all the fanart and waiting for a deep deep discount. Or much preferably, it goes to Xbox Game Pass. It's like the perfect game there.
same but im pirating it instead, you should too
You're probably right. But unlike most of Ganker, I'm actually busy playing a lot of games right now. So I'll be okay waiting this one out.
what's wrong with that card?
t. beginner
poison does next to no damage or if I'm mistaking that for poison immunity then that's even more useless because poison takes forever to even hurt you in the first place. I'm assuming that's what it's getting at but honestly the "do 2 damage at half a heart" is probably the shittiest card in the game.
I played through the entire game and was never poisoned once.
That card grants immunity to poison.
There are 1.5 enemy that does poison damage. Even then, it takes ages for poison to build up.
This is the worst aspect of the game for me. Some tarot card make the game harder if you buy them, by diluting good cards with useless trash. I made a mistake of buying all available tarot cards at the very beginning of the game. You better not do this.
yeah once I noticed that there's just not many good cards I stopped buying them, and I stopped playing knucklebones to avoid unlocking new cards when really the only 3 cards you may care about seeing in a run are health up, speed up and damage up though the damage up doesn't really matter with the golden fleece.
I love the hub music
Mods will fix it
the question is "why?". The core game just isn't good enough to bother with
Lamb's fat wiener
I will now join your cult.
sauce
>Come across potential follower
>"My previous leader was a coward. How could he call himself a leader if he won't fight? How about you? You're not a coward, right?"
>Options are "Pursue Peace" or "Make War"
>Oh easy one, this guy wants war
>Pick War
>"woooooow, you're a total coward, i'm not gonna join your cult, you coward war-monger"
Pacifists are morons who think it's braver to die than raise your hands in self-defense.
I won't be suprised if it's just a bug and devs just put wrong value somewhere. Otherwise devs are beyond moronic with this "haha gotcha" moment.
>enter a room
>3rd boss pleads not to kill him and just wants me to frick off, he doesn't want to fight me
>ff 2 rooms
>have this dialogue
>followers calls his leader a coward, because he doesn't want to fight, but he also for some reason calls someone who wants to fight a coward as well
Either this or it's some 999d """"humour"""" and this fricker has his brain fried on mushrooms.
Sorry OP, could you delegate?
Is the coprophagia in the game part of the push our just a welcome side effect for you?
I keep dying to Eligos, any tips?
How are you having trouble this game is extremely easy anon. All of the bosses have like 3 moves they repeat over and over again. attack any of the given bosses like 2 or 3 times, back up so they can use whichever attack then roll through the attack to continue hitting them. The sub bosses aren't even memorable enough so I thought you were pulling a name out of your ass there at first.
I don't know, I have trouble clearing all the flies before he start vomiting lava lines
they should all be cleared out in like, 3 swings of any weapon except at worst the dagger since it's got tiny range being essentially a worse sword. steer away from the dagger I guess and you should just be able to blindly attack into the swarm. I promise you have to be over thinking something to be fricking up that fight.
Fear not, fellow cultist, for I have some advice. There is no longterm drawback to temporarily lowering the difficulty if you need to. Early game I used to switch between normal and hard because I did think it was way too easy, but the dungeons do start getting a bit harder so I stay on normal now.
no seriously he just needs to stop smashing his face into the wall. You go into this game expecting all sorts of attacks but when you realize its 3 attacks from any given boss on repeat you'll have no trouble. Difficulty settings feel pointless in this game
They don't feel pointless to me but I get what you mean. Just didn't want them to feel bad. I have a learning disability and am pretty terrible at fast paced management games and I have miraculously never died in any of the bishop fights.
I'm not talking down to them I'm giving legitimate advice. I could just say "wow anon you fricking suck" if I was trying to felate myself here but seriously the game is simpler than you'd expect for how clean the presentation is. Every boss has I think 3 attacks they do at max expect for the last boss who has a bit more variety until you realize most of its phases are just re-used attacks that normal enemies used. People frick themselves over in things all the time by just overthinking it
I died on the third major boss a couple times until I realized it's just not giving you the long blinking animation before it attacks but it still attacks the same way every time. It's visually cool to look at but if you remember that it never gets more complicated then leshy then the game gets easier.
Yeah I feel fricking bad about dying to the frog because I was fricking it up-with a GODDAMN knife-with the exact same strategy I killed the leech/plant thing with. Roll in, hack, roll in the opposite direction it hops in, stay mobile to minimise chances of getting hit by the big tongue, get an opening and hack again. I fricked up because I had only half a heart left and had a vampiric weapon at the time so I got greedy, went for the mob frogs it was spawning-and got gently bumped into by one from behind.
The main challenge of the bosses is saving enough hearts on the way to their arena, hoping to the RNG you got a decent weapon and realising they're stupider than you think. Also is it just me, or is poison damage broken in all roguelikes?
poison is very weak in this, everything but the base weapon, the critical plus weapon and the godly weapons are just kind of bad and all of the knives are just bad flat out by the numbers with how you'll be playing the game. also if you get attack speed 1.5 or 2x then just grab hammer if you see it.
...alright, I must be having a very different experience to everyone because I'm at the second major boss and still have yet to pick up a hammer (unless you're actually talking about the axe, which yeah wrecks face). I don't know, I like vampirism because it offers a bit of security but now that I think about it poison is pretty piddly in this game compared to other roguelikes; I'm just too used to the strafe and run fighting style.
By the way, is it worth investing more in curses? I skimped on them at first but as mobs get more annoying I'm starting to regret being almost pure melee.
the game doesn't do what you'd expect and make the new curses work as actual upgrades. the special effects different abilities or weapons do are often at the expense of raw damage. the homing shot curse is the best one imo. Some people hate hammers but when you realize every enemy is even more predictable than the bosses, you just have them charge towards you their normal set distance then hammer smack them. at 2x speed its stupid how fast the hammer or claws are. the upgrade tiers are also underwhelming but when you unlock godly weapons at least you have a chance of seeing those which are actually worth grabbing.
Different anon, I think this is the real reason I'm having a harder time with the higher end boss actually. I keep expecting absurd combos and preparing for omnidirectional blasts like in Hades or do something clever like heal off the mook frogs. And completely forget to dodge the lazy, predictable blasts while conserving hearts.
>tfw never even got the hammer yet, just the axe
If you're using a short-ranged weapon (Dagger or Sword), you're gonna have a rough time clearing out the homing fly waves. ESPECIALLY Dagger, that thing has virtually zero reach, it's bloody awful.
Opt for an Axe or possibly even Claws for that fight. Hammer might be too slow, but it's workable once you learn how to properly roll-cancel with it.
Does anyone have that one image where a guy is holding a hand gun to the head of a lamb?
thank you sir
Run starts with a hammer.
>run starts with a knife
I intense urge I felt to leave the dungeon every time I started anchordeep with the knife instead of the hammer.
hammer is alright
knife is so much worse. It genuinely has zero reason to exist, if only Poison stacked so the faster hits have some use
Dagger is how I beat the final boss
Hammer is top tier you shitter
Is there any use of leveling cultists above lvl 5?
Increased additional bonuses when converting them into a familiar via the summoning circle.
Also gives you loads'e progression towards all tech trees, if you haven't maxed them out yet.
Thanks
I wonder what other things can his crown turn into
isn't the dev a racist who made a tweet against whites on Twitter?
Black person nobody gives a frick about a dev's political bullshit
if you do, you have no business posting on the fricking VIDEOGAME board.
I honestly do not give a frick at this point. Ganker is turning into resetera with all this whining about feeling heckin oppressed. The dev hates my guts, big frickin whoop.
If you're willing to risk the potential chance of taking a small hit to your cults faith there's always the option of leaving when you get a bad weapon. Tbh this game is not as versatile as hades or isaac and there are a couple weapons that legitimately just suck. Tarot cards are fine but the success of your run can be very dependant on what they dump on you at the beginning.
I haven't played Isaac, but as someone who still has dumb fun crushing everything on Hades with a maxed out playthrough just as something to keep the eyes and hands busy while listening to something else I can kinda imagine why people are unfavourable comparing this to Isaac. Someone said it last thread, the game's trying to be both a base manager and a roguelike but underdevelops both.
>it's another anti-christianity guised as a cute animal game
snore
Be the change you want to see, anon. Convince them to renounce their fate.
SAUCE. NOW.
https://twitter.com/Imako_chan/status/1559087664795713536
Sorry to disappoint but that's pretty much it for now
>it's another repeat post from a butthurt christian
God isn't real, dipshit. If he was, I'd be dead and you'd be rolling in gold right now.
What upbringing does a poor child must have to be raised with such beliefs? I'll pray for you.
>everything that is themed around evil is anti-christianity and will make you go to hell
good then that you are not God and that decision is not yours
Is there anything to do after you beat the three eyed cat?
Not really. You can 100% if you want, but that largely consists of just replaying the levels you already beat
PS5 version may be a wrong build or something. I think it's literally a reskinned PS4 version. I'm experiencing hard hitches everytime a new day comes and other odd bugs. This game needs a serious polish and bug squashing patach ASAP.
I had a bug at one point where a cultist got stuck outside the exterior of our camp and kept running all the way around it. Had to wait til the next day and start a sermon to resent their position.
Also if your building is not being used/ignored, edit the building to move it, its a weird bug where it seems like it was never built or placed
It does that on every platform
>Devs release a cheeky early morning patch
>Fixes Godhood's unlock condition
Blessed. Was a fun ride through to the end, very respectable 7/10.
Do hope the devteam keeps adding onto this title in the coming months, there's a solid foundation to build upon.
Great stuff, anon.
I hope they can get around to the ps4 version soon. Still can't view trophies.
But some anons have mentioned they are mostly unmissable so maybe that won't matter.
Appreciated, m8.
The devteam looks to be pushing out bugfix patches on-the-daily for the PC version, so I'm assuming third-party red tape is what's holding-up the console editions from being properly corrected (as is often the case for PC-to-console ports).
And you're mostly-right regarding missable stuff. Just be sure to beat Ratau in Knucklebones and grab the +Fishing ritual to secure the ultra-rare catches, and you should be good.
Shame there's nowhere near as much variety, although that's admittedly a pretty unfair comparison, seeing as Isaac has like 5-6 entire expansions worth of stuff crammed into it.
Definitely coming back to this one when/if the devs ever decide to expand upon what's already here.
I compared it to isaac earlier in the thread but I agree its not really a fair comparison. Was just lazy, not used to people actually holding a decent discussion on here.
For real. You cherish these brief moments of lucidity while you can, before the next wave of schizo shitposting starts up again and renders most of the thread unusable.
That said, I'm bowing-out to sleep, so good morning fellow lamb enthusiast.
I'm still relatively new here. Mainly been visiting for the lamb threads because my fellow cultists are awesome.
>still no patch for PlayStation
Not getting all my followers to show up at church is really annoying
Got mine as well. I'll probably play it again either when they add some content or when I get my physical copy early next year.
HAIL 2 EWE
what a cute lamb!
It's okay but not as good as Isaac
Its better than Issac because Issac has shit combat. COTL's combat is way more satisfying
This
The lamb chops are better than Edmund's well done steak
if they add as much content as isaac and expand the cult part the game will eclipse it
have a nice day shill
I made all my followers look exactly the same
Wouldn't it be funy if she were to kidnap a young human and force him to be a living to dildo for her and her sect? Ahah that would be so crazy
The cult gotta multiply somehow
Like the young boy innocently following that cute critter deep in the forest, amazed to see her talk, and as he enter her lair, he's jumped by the cult like that would be so crazy ahahahah
Hot
WHO TOLD YUO????
haha wouldn't that be funny
Anon you can't just-
>looks closer
Oh, you sneaky sonuvabitch...
sauce?
jay naylor IIRC
more like cult of the snore
Crappy game with little content but people will keep talking about it as an excuse to post porn.
So is it good or not? I played the demo but I wondered how the late game would be
There's no late game. The whole game is pretty much just the demo but with more cosmetic items and a few things to automate chores.
Cute game but the bugs ruin it so much.
I have to restart like every hour because of some dumb bug. Most of the time I get stuck when interacting with my followers where I can't select anything anymore and only a restart fixes the problem.
Also I got locked out of getting the Heretic heart from Kallamar
I killed him but the fight kept going and I couldn't hit him anymore and eventually I died.
Then I got sent back to the camp and it did register as me killing it so I now can never get the heart from his corpse
Also the bugs where my followers just ignore some building as if they do not exist and they will never interact with them anymore and I also cannot instruct them to go there since the game acts like the job is not available.
It's getting real fricking annoying I can tell you that
>Also the bugs where my followers just ignore some building as if they do not exist and they will never interact with them anymore and I also cannot instruct them to go there since the game acts like the job is not available.
See
whoever picked these clips needs a kick in the ass
less than 1 hour in and the bugs are starting to become evident, mainly the fact that sometimes only six followers will attend your temple, initially I thought it was a feature but after digging a bit turns out its actually a pretty common bug, considering starting all over again
Yeah, it's very buggy.
was originally recorded but the game crashed once and softlocked another time.
For me the game just crashed while I was trying to resurrect someone who was sick at the time. Weird thing is this is all early midgame, everything was fine before then.
dont care
the more lamb porn the better
i have a wool fetish
I kinda wanna buy the game just so I can join in with the discussion because you guys are like my friends
Just pirate it, it's too short for what they're asking in price.
art is by carles dalmau if anyone is interested
What would happen if I took his crown away and put it on my own head?
the crown will try to kill you. He is the chosen one, not you
it would be extremely painful
Why do people love lamb pussy anyways?
demo was okay
I'll pirate it in a year when they update it more
How much replayability does this game have? Can I sink a 100 hours into it?
no replayability and there's no way you can get 100 hours. there's just not enough content in the game for that.
>100 hours
Not a chance. If you're taking your time, the main game is maybe 7 hours, and that's being generous. 100% might take 15 or so? But the game starts running low on new stuff to keep things interesting before you even finish the main game, and the game can be beaten in less than five hours if you're playing just for the dungeons. The cult building is super shallow and will have you doing fetch quests and boring resource management to fill out your buildings.
Not yet. Possibly when more content's added in.
So what is the you didn't beat the game-item?
The Glass Canon Fleece with a high level fervor follower essentially grants you infinite casts and makes for an overpowered caster build.
Is the GOG version patched at all?
https://www.gog.com/forum/cult_of_the_lamb/new_update_yay
Do you think the game will get updates? It's not EA but 5 hours of gameplay is pathetic for this genre
It's devolver digital so highly doubtful.
What are you talking about? Enter the Gungeon was published by them and it got tons of free updates. Some pretty substantial ones too.
why is her crown kill
i want to have sex with her ontop of me
The birds all appear to be old gods.
I hadn't noticed that, what the frick?
What is her deal???
why do i do this
Hehe booby, nice
Because you are pretty cool.
>She still has her original shape, she is just THAT fluffy, and THAT stacked underneath it.
booba
flat tummy erortic T o T
Lambased and lambussypilled
uuuooohh lamb pussy
Lambussy, if you will.
People just make shit up on this board don't they?
Looks pretty go-
>Rogue-Like
No thanks.
shitter detected
>no penis
dropped
Lambs a dude. All the people saying lamb is a chick are the same people still seething over Bridget.
ambiguous, actually.
>Bridget
Who?
Therefore, you're a gay
Dude I could have held up a "Respond to this post right now. I am making fun of you" sign and you still would have responded.
A lamb with horns is a male lamb.
Ewes can also grow horns, moron
NTA but that's depending on breed, but that's also ambiguous, so it's still moot.
>NTA
I will find you and strangle you.
>nta
Fricking redditor.
It's a courtesy to aid clear and pleasant communication and the idea of having an issue with it is fricking laughable.
a breed that has the same look as lamb can have Ewes with horns
>The same breed
But not the precise breed, probably because the lamb has no specific breed and is just
>The Lamb
So it's still moot.
picked back up and downloaded now
Proof? Post their big old penis right now
>Incredibly powerful prophets-turned-monsters
>Getting punked by a midget who's biggest concern is finding out who's been shitting near the tents
I'm sure they had to ask themselves the same question at some point
This is on-top of what they've already sacrificed (sight, hearing, etc) and literally killing Lamb off. Then that wooly one comes back from the dead and curbstomps them one by one after they take on their worship-empowered forms.
Not really surprised seeing how they were so scared of the one who waits that they killed all other lambs.
I'm looking forward to blitzing through the game again once they add on more content. The Lamb has taken ownership of my mind, body, and soul.
Yea I’m just waiting for a patch to fix the game and more content, was a enjoyable 15+ hours
More lambs needed in tribute to the glorious Lamb leader.
This is scat.
good.
:/
That answer is why, maybe the west DOES need fascism
Can't seem to find the scat version but the artist is still awful
judeo-fascism
The reich had the right idea, but about the wrong people. Success of the chosen people really shows that the others should be second citizen at best, if we're feeling nice.
Can you get an anubian jackal as a follower species? I am specifically holding out for this unlock if it exists before marrying a follower.
n..no reason in specific whatsoever haha..
Cute kemoshota!
Really hoping followers are given more ways to boost Lamb's crusades. Was drowning in money by the end.
Game is fun but as many others had posted it just isn't worth the price. Between the bugs on release (insta failing quests), general unpolished areas and the roguelike element which should be the meat of the game but just a shell and a half bake one at that the game just isn't worth it. Even the choices of "which room should I enter" isn't much of a choice given the path often have hints leading to it. Tarot card person have stars and such hanging from the ceiling. Once you know the signs you are following a literal linear line to the boss doing the exact same shit with the exact same tactic as last time. Tarot, weapon and spells make no real difference and those are the only real choices you even have. Enemy flashing white? Hit the dodge button moron. Even the concept of choices during the combat is nonexisting. The game is borderline impossible to lose so arguably it isn't even a game, image related.
I love the game and feel the dev did a good job at it. But it an indie game that should have a indie price to reflect that. Shovel Knight and Hollow Knight put more effort into their shit so they can ask for a bit more. When 80% of your content is based on RNG and still being held back by the human effort done with it then you don't get to ask for the same from your customers. A high recommended for pirating first and then buy on a sale if you play it enough to complete it and then some. The game barely advance from the demo to put it bluntly. Road map game means road map the price as well or get fricked.
Tough but fair. Good post, Anon.
>cult of the hips
It's the cult of the thighs
bigger tiddies, BIGGER
Yes.
show it pussy
>he doesn't know
PEE? it never works anymore I have it on. Nothing happens
He hasn't opened his eye that lets him see the truth... for he is not a believer worthy of it...
>paws instead of hooves
stop this. please.
frick off ponyhomosexual
Listen, guys, it's a lamb. They have hooves. I think it's a perfectly reasonable request.
It's fricking heresy.
cry about it
They have hands too.
Paws are CUTE
Big hands are ALSO CUTE
Hooves are CUTER
All of those are cute and I want to hold them all.
I like these types, almost a mix between the two, it's cartoony!
ok but which one do I use? eye has never worked on this pc
god I love it. MOAR
Check the
Also tell me if you find any fanworks involving Lamb and their satanic blood-orgies. For a literal antichrist sim there's a lot of satanic frickery missing.
You think the deity she serves sometimes goes "Stupid sexy lamb" "Seducing followers instead of praying to me..." Needs rape correction!!"
Am I soft locked? I need to make a new ritual to advance, but the one I already made doesn’t charge back
I need grass to make decorations, but I can’t go back to the dungeons to collect it, and I can’t the them in my cult either
?????
What do I do?
First ritual only require bones and wood. Even if you lacking the wood for it by wasting it all trees should be slowly growing in your cult map. If you lacking the bones then you are indeed frick. Any quest with a timer is just an optional randomize quest so if you got asked to make 3 decorations and it have a timer then you can ignore it. If you can't get back into the dungeon it is because you are still in the tutorial which is likely due to the ritual. Honestly though while you can wait for the trees to grow it might be faster and give you more resources to just start over now that you know what you are doing hopefully. It ok to tell the dumb frick animals no on random quests you don't want to do. Better get used to doing such early on or else they be feeding each other shit if not outright asking you to murder someone for the lulz.
Seriosly…
>COOM THREAD DETECTED
>ACTIVATING JANNY BOT SWEEP-O-MATIC 9000
why do jannies not bawlete shit in these threads?
They support the antichrist.
Praise the Lamb!
I've literally only had 1 bug where everyone started dancing non stop,fix'd it in 30 seconds. I enjoy the simple combat because im rushing non stop to get back to the cult, because i have 2 always save 5 fellas dying of hunger or getting ebola blasted.
90% of my time was with the cult. Faffing about with them is a fun time and I hope they add more for them to do for (You) specifically. Exploiting them just for money gets dull when you get into the thousands of gold and beyond.
i love my male lamb
Cute tummy, nice bulge
same
Lamb is cute regardless of gender. I just want more art of Lamb in tribute to the glorious leader.
I want art of Claunnek too!
I want ralsei to lift up that robe
Reminder that this game is really designed around harder difficulties. Playing on hard and I don't know where the frick people are coming up with 5 hours, maybe you really don't have to engage at all with the management stuff on easy but on hard you get rekt if you don't put time in
They probably put it on easy and rushed it
You can also use cheat engine
>Using Cheat Engine to make the game harder
Unbelievably based.
Yeah I'm on hard as well and it seems more like a 20 hour game. reminds me a lot of Frostpunk in that the mechanics are fun but slight and it's not really a game designed for you to play forever like others in the genre
>Frostpunk in that the mechanics are fun but slight and it's not really a game designed for you to play forever like others in the genre
You're right, but t hat challenge, the end-goal in sight makes Frostpunk better. Here, they're just a reminder that it needs some updates.
It's the devs first game that isn't a mobile game.
I was so emotionally drained at the end of Frostpunk, I'm actually grateful this isn't as stressful lol. Though Frostpunk is no doubt the better game.
I just hope they flesh out some of the cult management stuff since that's definitely the most interesting aspect of the game imo. So many of the upgrades and doctrines you get seem kind of pointless by the time you get them.
I finished the game in about 12hrs. I did spend a good chunk of time messing around with side content. Now with knowledge at my disposal I could probably reclear the game in 4hrs or less but the people claiming that as a first clear time are full of shit.
>sacrifice anyone showing dissent, so they're never much of a problem
>chop up any loose bodies so I don't clutter my pristine commune (before I got the fertilizer box)
>have tons of follower meat
>not sure what to do with them
>see the cannibal trait pop up
meat's back on the menu, boys
How do you even let it get that bad? Only time I got that is from quests and I just free them food that stops them doing it or just put them in prison for a few days
It's easier just to sacrifice them for the free faith boost than wasting time putting them in prison and the 40% chance of stopping dissent wasn't worth the hit to faith, so I just put them on the chopping block
Truly the lamb is as wise as they are graceful.
What is with people's obsession with the poop aspect of the game
Can I unlock recipes that aren't fricking pumpkin slop and meat juice that makes you shit? It's an intense scene every time I feed these Black folk
You need to get new food to unlock more recipes, try to unlock the dungeons or catch more rare fish
Be patient. I never played FTL and am fine waiting for it to be 3 dollars so I can buy and never play it.
How old is the Lamb, roughly in regards to their maturity/life expectancy? I want to know whether this is a traumatic childhood simulator or not.
The yellow double damage cape just straight up breaks the game with 0 effort
Did they test any of this shit at all
>Did they test any of this shit at all
Why do you think the game is full of bugs?
Game's rushed as frick. It's like they got through 40% of the development, got bored and tried to end it as soon as possible because they didn't want to work it anymore
>there are people that pronounce the "B" at the end of Lamb.
>can't find a pirated update yet
I just want to fix my paths
That's how its always been. You don't want to constantly download patches and updates? Buy the version with the integrated updater. It's the literal only reason why I would buy a game at this point.
I will pirate the game, but probably once it gets modding support/more content. Also, there's a shit ton of bugs from what I've heard. So I'll wait a bit for the best experience
so is the lamb a boy or girl?
yes
Why not both?
worst designed game I've played in a while
Wish I could pay some sort of fee or something to change my rituals. I got the sacrifice one and it was good, but now I wish i had resurrection
I want to wait for more content before diving back in but I can't resist. The Lamb calls to me to come home.
Personal thoughts on whether they're going to make further content free or paid?
Free content coming if the "roadmap" tab in the main menu of the game's to be believed.
I want to PUNT the Lamb!
I've been unlocking a bunch of new fleeces and the golden one is still the best and most fun. The one that makes curse spells better is good, but you can get unlucky with how bad curses can get. The tarot card one sucks major balls, limits you to 4 cards without choosing them when most runs can get up to 8 on average. The one that changes all hearts to blue hearts means no more healing which is fine for more HP at the start and certain cards give a lot more blue hearts. The tarot black heart one is good for sustainability. But overall the golden one is absolutely the most fun.
I really wish the cult aspect of the game was more fleshed out, allowing you to commit some truly heinous sins to gain power.
Ex: brother/sister join cult. Get them to kill each other, then the winner eats the body of the loser.
Small indie studio. pls understand
>another cult thread nearing bump limit
ewe lad
We made it.
Just remember to die quietly when your time comes. Also post more cute fanart. Lambs were made to be cuddled and this Lamb is no exception.
Sure.
cute!!
All hail the Lamb.
make another thread
You do that
im jerking off to lamb
SUCH A CUTE LAMB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH