Cyberpunk

>only 4 joytoys
>the 2 female joytoys look average
>the mox don't have joytoys despite them being a group of prostitutes.
Coomerbros, why was Cyberpunk so tame when it comes to sex?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why they had you design a penis if you can’t fucking use it that sold me on cyberpunk was getting a brain dance so I can get a foot job from that one. All chrome girl they showed but too bad that never fucking happened. I hate cd project red so fucking much.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That mission where you have to infiltrate the whorehouse
    >You have to choose between a male or female whore
    >Their pictures are on the screen for like half a second
    >Both have extremely feminine names
    I had to open the steam overlay and google who was who to make sure I didn't do something gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw accidentally pick the female

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guessed female correctly twice

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't have an orgy with these cuties
    Can pollacks do anything right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would someone do that to their face?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that turned me off the most about Cyberpunk since launch was how disgusting every single character in this game looks.
      It's almost some uncanny valley effect. There is no other game I can think that evoke this feeling for me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's intentional.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no its not characters who are meant to be attractive even look like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      middle and left are objectively fucking horrific

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FUCK is there no Rita Wheeler romance options...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since Witcher 3 it's downhill for romance options

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Natalie Mars?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Rita romance
        >no Blue Moon romance
        >no Sandra Dorsett romance
        >just a smelly nomad if straight or dumb dyke

        Not even a charming holograph gf
        There's ads for sex virtually everywhere and you can only bone like 3 women.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Rita romance
      >no Blue Moon romance
      >no Sandra Dorsett romance
      >just a smelly nomad if straight or dumb dyke

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can murder people
    >can't rape anyone
    immersion broken

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason why it's full of moron music: ameriturds got involved.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking swear, i hope someone hacks the game and makes a Fuckingaround mod that lets you fuck with basically everyone and some more.
    Holy shit, there is so many hot men and women with actual cyberpunk aesthethic, but there is just one single fucking romance depending on your sex and whether you are gay or not, all while you get as close to a small flirt with Blue Moon.
    Shit, ecen some dykes i know want to actually have a chance to get to fuck Panam without having to get a dick in the process.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is.

      Maybe you just didn't know how to find them.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you just didn't know how to find them.

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