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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >low level anubis
    why did you cheat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, but can't Anubis hatch from eggs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yea if you cheat and look up the breeding calc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean from random eggs you can find in the world map.

          Even if the location of the eggs are fixed, the eggs themselves seem to be completely random.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you cheat and look up the breeding calc
          As opposed to what, randomly mashing pals together in every combination possible? That can't be very fun

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick the absolute state of zoombrain Black folk caught in 4k

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Gamefaqs is older than Pokemon, you moronic zoomer

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The absolute state of autistic incels getting mad at people using a breeding calculator.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the absolute state of not wanting to waste time on the time-wasting mechanic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. patient zero marketing research abomination for video games made in the last decade

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring doesn’t waste your time like repeating a breeding process over and over until you not only get a species you want, but get said species bred just right with all the right traits.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it's not a competitive game, why do you need to do this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can turn that against you. Why should you not do this? If it’s not a competitive game, why waste your time breeding one parent with a bunch of different other pals, each requiring the production of s cake and time to produce and incubate the egg, just to get something cool? There’s no skill behind it, the invaders that could potentially burn down your wooden base are a joke and die quickly if you take initiative. It’s not like a puzzle you have to solve either. Even if it’s just a background activity while you go do other stuff, you COULD have the background activity at least have the species be guaranteed while you try getting it speed traits.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I breed random shit all the time, and catch random shit, but it doesn't need to be perfect. There's barely a difference, and no content in the game requires it even on hard mode. I just don't see how 'it's hard to make perfect pals' is a valid criticism when there's no real use for perfect pals

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because strong pals are simply more fun than weak pals.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but your only reply is that (you) personally do a thing, so it isn't moronic and a waste of time and gives you a reason to seethe about it if you notice it in a screenshot? Jeez you're a fricking idiiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >breeding calculator
                >know how to put swift ability from not-pikachu onto a not-lycanroc now
                >fast as frick boy within 15 minutes
                vs
                >do shit completely randomly or waste time catching dogs hoping one has swift
                >???
                >month wasted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just wait 12 hours for 300 times bro
                You are mentally ill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the entire game is a time wasting mechanic, you grind iron to make materials to shoot and capture pokemon and then repeat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >look everyone this guy isnt as moronic as me!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >zoombrain
              >uses zoombrain meme
              zoombrain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              When it comes to pokemon, digimon, yw, etc, these tables are always as arbitrary as you can get. They are never bound by a reliable rationality or pattern. Trying to brute force a desired outcome or discover unknowns is maddeningly futile.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Just complete 18,000 combinations

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh infinite combinations
                >just play the game as intended without being a cheating c**t
                imagine that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I already sent a complaint to them about their shit breeding system. It makes 0 sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >randomly mashing pals together in every combination possible? That can't be very fun
            But that's the entire fun of it.
            I hatched and met my wife Sibelyx through random breeding and it felt way more magical than if I just looked up the combination.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You would need to breed two very high tier Pals to even get Anubis that way. It was probably from a random egg.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >spawns
            >flies to end game zone and steals egg
            just pirating this egg, bro!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You need at least fire resistance armor for the egg goldmine on the mountain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >spawns
                >equips fire resistance armor in every slot due to glitch (not a cheat, devs should have fixed it if they cared)
                >flies to end game zone and steals egg
                just pirating this egg, bro!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Volcano is not really end game, I accessed it by the mid 20s. The regular pals and dungeons there are fairly low level. Tower wise it's the third one so strictly mid game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lovander and Helzephyr aren't that high tier. I discovered the combo entirely by accident

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >high tier palls
            >penguin with a fricking hat found in sanctuary
            >wanna be samurai pal found as 21 boss or a fricking egg spawn.

            SUCH HIGH LEVEL PALS

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think you can only catch the penguin and ronin normally in a sanctuary and near the volcano area respectively.
              Going off of their production traits, they are really good. The penguin is very versatile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can get random rocky eggs you gay
          >where
          All egg spawns give random eggs with random Pals

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you can get an anubis from a tier 0 egg
            Wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine thinking this is cheating

          holy frick the absolute state of zoombrain Black folk caught in 4k

          b***h i still have my old nintendo power players guides buried in a box somewhere, the pokemon red and blue one was so abused the cover's off it, get the frick out of here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >catch broncherry and mammorest, a level 20 and level 30 pal
          >"I'm gonna breed these together so my mammorest baby has good work traits because surely one of the parents will pass on their species"
          >pops out anubis
          I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what, I got him pretty early through just a bunch of cross breading, I got rid of him since I dont like how its pretty much a male furry, was he supposed to be good or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >got him early by cheating
        we're aware

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How was it some kinda bug then? I didnt use it at all though, ended up getting Dazzi soon after and think I sold it to a merchant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cheated and then sold it for cheater money
            can you fricking stop?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oh frick it traced?
              Am I gonna get b@n now?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ..........................................................

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cheating
      >catching a level 3 and level 10 pal
      You unironically can make Anubis out of Celrays and the moron face blue dinosaur you find within like the first 10mins. I made one completely by accident because I thought water type+water type might make another water type.

      Instead I got a fricking rock type that's also one of the best in the whole game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the level 10 relaxo?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From the illegal contraband trader, though you still need 30,000 for it

      • 1 month ago
        Santa Claus

        The breeding farm doesn't unlock within the first 10 minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea if you cheat and look up the breeding calc

      holy frick the absolute state of zoombrain Black folk caught in 4k

      mental illness lol

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what crimes did these animals commit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Serial rapist of humans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too cute

        reminder to check up on your workers

        Sex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/7trlVdR.png

        D:

        STUPID ROCK b***h prostitute. I TELL YOU DO NOT REDEEM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But that's not Lovander

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *rapist of tamer's inventory weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This reminds me, apparently the bazooka shot doesn't even kill him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yea netanyahu has 3 health bars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If I remember right it as already clear in some early footage it doesn't kill them, I thought it at least knocked them out though, just doing a bit of damage is pretty disapointing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >apparently the bazooka shot doesn't even kill him
          Wait. So when the text says it knocks him out. They didn't actually mean K.O. dead knocked out, but the stars that leaves them temporarily stunned?
          Frick. I avoided training my Pengullet simply because I didn't want to carry around a dead penguin all the time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that move seems to deal max HP damage to the penguin so if it has any kinda of defensive trait it will survive. that penguin in webm is perfect bred so it take almost no damage. the cooldown is still pretty long if it's survived tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dood!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC the damage they take from being shot like that is scaled with their defenses, both from levels and from traits, so if you have a tanky one, they don't take much damage. I'm sure the difficulty adjusts it too since the self-damage is calculated the same as any other damage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SOUL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Memri TV memes will never go out of style.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love this like missile, he's great for taking out groups of enemies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i thought that would kill the penguin but you guys say it doesnt, so im gonna try and use it.
          does leveling up the penguin help to the explosion damage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Floppy seduced human adult

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tax fraud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bonking a lizard

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hes going get raped

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix multiplayer already?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This nibba playing the unreleased mobile build of the game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nibba
        homie you're on Ganker, you can say the n word here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          youre one to talk buddy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nibba
          sir we say Black person here

          Don't be racist you pasty ass crackers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tourist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go ahead, the hard r, just try.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            DOUBLE Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nibba
          sir we say Black person here

          Yeah tell that to the mods. I don't have a dynamic IP and I was banned at least 3 times saying the big bad word. In fact I was banned twice for saying the word israelite. This is Ganker now don't blame me for it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its because you forgot to call them by their proper term, jannies. JANNIES are Black folk. Not "mods". That would probably piss them off more than anything.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >call them jannies
              >some guy goes UMMM ACTUALLY IT'S THE MODS WHO BAN YOU, JANNIES JUST RAT ON YOU
              >call them mods
              >some guy goes UMMM ACTUALLY IT'S A MEME TO CALL THEM JANNIES
              Stop nitpicking words pls it's too tiring

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its funny how people say Black person all the time as it is pretty much literally board culture yet there's a "no racism" global rule that is there conveniently to ban people on a whim when you hurt their feefees

            Ganker moderation hasn't made sense in 10 years now

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If they actually enforce that rule, this place will become a ghost town.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nibba
        sir we say Black person here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OY VEY

          [...]
          Yeah tell that to the mods. I don't have a dynamic IP and I was banned at least 3 times saying the big bad word. In fact I was banned twice for saying the word israelite. This is Ganker now don't blame me for it

          >I don't have a dynamic IP and I was banned at least 3 times saying the big bad word
          everyone knows they do it for free. what else is new?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the game runs like shit on a GTX 1050.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the King watching over you free his subjects

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, release it anon, what the frick are you waiting for?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone interested in getting Anubis early, you need to breed Quivern and a Chillet
    Extremely useful just for base shit. Got one with Slacker and it's still fast as frick.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I set my world to hard mode. And I've been enjoying that so far. I can't say I regret it.
    I enjoy the legitimate fear of dropping all my stuff, and my most valued pals, deep into dangerous territory where I know it'll actually be difficult to reclaim the stuff. Making me act much more carefully when exploring deep.

    But apparently hard mode makes the egg incubation timers like an unironic 10x longer?
    I wonder if I should edit my world setting to a custom setting and lower the egg timer to a normal mode level. Or should I just ignore the entire egg incubation/breeding mechanic altogether?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just cheat bro and pretend you beat the game on hard mode like every other zoomchud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re such a homosexual it’s not even funny. Using the word “zoomchud” is probably the most unfunny thing I’ve ever read and basically outs you as a Black persontroony. See I can mash two words together too. You unironically will never be a woman.
        >inb4 you’re clearly a zoomer
        I’m not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just do custom settings. I have my player damage dealt/taken on hard mode settings, but egg timers back to normal and building degradation off. You might also want to put XP gain back to normal because the game is grindy enough with that stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You still level up like at least once every dungeon run if you just catch the pals you encounter. Maybe even twice. Unless you're at the actual end levels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just change egg timer and keep everything else the same.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Set game to hard
        >Go into custom options and change everything involving a timer to be as short as possible
        The only truly based way to play the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute rabbit prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At 4x damage does stuff just one or two shot you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but yes. Getting hit with multi hit moves is a pain and dudes like the not-Dragonair who attack a bunch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shields are spongy and will absorb oneshots while leaving your HP untouched. So for the vast majority of the early game, you will have 2 points of HP: your shield and your HP bar. This changes when you get to metal armor, and you can take even more hits with refined metal armor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. But I gave myself 1k base HP by actually dedicating level ups to it. Which combined with all my gear allows me to take some a couple of hits unless I am fighting something significantly higher level than me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m at 2,000 on normal and the queen bee took half my health with her basic grass attack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >took half
            Yeah. Meaning it wasn't fatal.
            If the shield can take one hit. HP another. Then that's two hits before the third hit kills you. And if your shield has time to recover, perfect because then that's an extra hit.

            It's enough for me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I haven’t even made a shield yet at level 31. Do you have to hold them up or is it just some passive?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no its one of those passive ones that regens. its a huge QoL upgrade, saves your health getting chipped down as your out and about

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you have to hold them up or is it just some passive?
                I never made a shield until level 22. Because for some reason I assumed it was some stupid hold to mitigate damage shit when I could just dodge instead and hope to not get one shotted.

                But it turns out the shields are like halo shields. That regenerate on their own after enough time of not taking damage.
                And even if you've got the measly tiny little 100shield shield, it will still protect your HP from 50k damage attack assuming said attack wasn't multi hit.

                So shields are pretty great and I was apparently at a great disadvantage for playing the first 22 levels without one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I changed my game to drop items only after i launched myself through a tree and my body would sink in the bottom of the world
      Atleast the loot stayed on the surface.
      Also changed from 4x damage taken to 2x as i think its much more fair, i dont want to pump all my stats to health only.
      Its actually a pretty challenging game because it doesnt let you health regen in combat, or almost at all at any time. I hope they dont cave in to casuals and change it.

      The egg incubation mode being longer is moronic too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the bottom of the world
        Is the bottom of the world deep down enough that the pillars don't reach the surface? Because you can reclaim your stuff through the light pillars even if they get stuck out of bounds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can heal it with certain pals. Lyleen and her dark form have the biggest heal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t be a pussy and keep it on hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Don’t be a pussy and keep it on hard
        I would. And maybe I might. but that genuinely means that the entire egg and breeding mechanic are all but useless.
        You know. Playing the game for almost two real life days, game hours, is kind of unreasonable. Maybe I'll be able to do it twice before I've exhausted all of the game's content. Assuming I don't complete the game sooner than that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What level are you gays still on hard mode? I was then changed to custom settings around 40. Getting hit a few times even with shield obliterates your durability. Farming ancient parts and pal/refined ingots is such a chore. Not to mention the huge leap in exp required, pal capture rates, human spawns on the world map and jank base mechanics.
      Not worth the headache just for le harde mode xD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the much slower leveling pace since it gets me to explore and catch more things plus the bigger focus on pal damage, I gave up on even bothering to repair my armor though since it breaks in one hit but the benefits are still worth the trouble.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Once you get to double freezing or double heat then you will change your mind lol. Definitely was a fun early game but they padded out end game so much or didn't test it properly. The last tower boss having 215k hp, wrecking my pals made me give up at least until they fix base pathing.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rape sex.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the secret, bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The upgraded heaters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Use Heaters and Coolers (unlocked in the tech menu) for adjusting egg temp, fires and torches are unreliable and don't contribute enough to local temperature.

        I have a heater behind it being ignited, but I guess for the larger eggs you just have to have the upgraded one or it will just never be enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use Heaters and Coolers (unlocked in the tech menu) for adjusting egg temp, fires and torches are unreliable and don't contribute enough to local temperature.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pick up the egg and drop it in lava
      Truth me bro, I was a scorching egg once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the eggs operate under the temperature zones in your HUD
      if you brought those eggs to a fire base they'd be maximum comfy

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is so cute wtf

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see vegana bones of your character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get the exp and tech point for that kill. Or did it not count since it was the fire?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately the latter. just an ancient technology point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you chinese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's korean moron

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this cat any good?

    • 1 month ago
      Santa Claus

      Considering that even Vixy decently holds up with the right upgrades, it's safe to say that you will be fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pikachu if he cat

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too cute

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Flopie viable for end game?
    I really like her.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricking pissed that I couldn't catch my shiny Pengullet because I had dropped all my balls just far away enough for it to despawn!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How strong are the Pals from big eggs? Are they straight replacements to normal ones?

    • 1 month ago
      Santa Claus

      >Get big dragon egg.
      >Wow! I can't wait to hatch that.
      >2 hours later
      >Just anothre relaxosaurus.
      >It's also level 1, so worse than the ones you can just find.

      I mean, it's free pals to sell, breed or fuse, but I wouldn't call them better than the normal ones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The point of eggs is when you do selective breeding to pass on good traits, pals that hatch from eggs laid by their parents are almost guaranteed to inherit those desirable tier 3 traits like Lucky and Ferocious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then i get this + Beakon from my first two Big Electric eggs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eggs are so exciting. I've gotten so much cool shit out of those.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not just extracting the oil

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer looked way more cruel. I'm glad they toned it down.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Idle
    >Seems to be a hard worker
    FRICKING WHY WONT THEY GRAZE
    You cant even pick them up to assign them to the farm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unassign then reassign them to the base. That usually fixes most weird base behaviors

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find any wandering merchants any more. Dunno why.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to check up on your workers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her to cover up and quit flaunting her ass.
      bawd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >filename
        Frick, didn't expect to get hit with long-buried meme nostalgia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love my breeding gal Zoe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Me too! I want to breed Zoe until she runs out of eggs!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >wip1
              wip or not. Is there a full image of this? Looks really promising.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in the middle of coloring, but I should be done before the end of the day. https://files.catbox.moe/laj9ip.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why does she look like a child? Are you a pedo?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a palophile, yeah!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's a big guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, I'm waiting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hey that's pretty good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing like teleporting back to base and finding three incapacitated pals who got stuck on some shit and couldn't eat, broken their limbs in confusion and died.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >beds overhanging
        >low roof over sleep/spawn area
        >need stairs to get up
        Thats pretty sketchy base design

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Designed back when I thought all beds need roof over them. Been meaning to rebuild all of it from ground up but there's always something else to do.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lucky lamball suddenly decides it doesn’t want to frick the dragon
    Goddamnit you’re going to pass on that lucky trait eve if I have to frick you myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do they actually refuse sometimes or what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It randomly says they’re incompatible sometimes

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. The game says the Lily boss is level 25. I'm using a level 32 Suzaku with Burly Body. She still two hit kills it with the wind tornado attack. And even If I distract her and nether of us get hit, we aren't doing enough damage to beat her within the time limit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The handgun is how i distract her but it hardly does any damage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          honestly i dont remember having any problems with it. did you invest all your pal souls at the shrine into your suzaku? also maybe mass produce some grenades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What difficulty? Also have you fed pal souls to boost your suzaku's attack? As a comparison this was the vanwyrm I rode to victory, with ignis blast doing ~500 and air cannon ~250 per shot. Not sure she could tank everything the boss threw but the boss does prefer to keep the distance like other ranged pals so I'd imagine with suzaku it would just involve more redeploying to avoid the big attacks

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Flopover.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Direhowls are the Black folk of Palworld.
      I always make sure to kill any that I see.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goblinfins are worse

        I hate them so much that after I got to a higher level

        I fast travel to their turf at night and set traps while they sleep

        And keep an empty party slot so I can catch them and butcher them in front of the others

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't help but feel they made Gobfins evil annoying little shits on purpose.
          But they also are one of the best sources of pal fluid so farming them is both efficient and feels good
          I like sending my Dazzi into them after gathering a few packs and then nuking them with the gaint thunder attack that nukes the area

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are moronic. Unlike Black folk, direhowls are useful as frick.
        One of the best early game ground mounts.
        Direhowl is fricking gamechanger when you fight with bosses by using long reload weapons like crossbow or musket.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Direhowl mount is just the Black personman's poor imitation of the superior Katsun mount.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is a katsun.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    built for correction/breeding/hard labor

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >falling asleep in a hot tub
    she's going to get all pruney!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mod to cuddle that flufy beast when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gonna get one particular part of her all a quivern' if you know what I mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shhhhh he's sleeping 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i think my dog has autism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god I wish that were me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really need this as that stupid
        "Is this person sleeping?"
        "No, they're dead"
        meme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's from an old onion article, you can probably find the original page online and recreate it yourself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't actually find one of these things.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depresso appears at night

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they're in the starting areas at night time, they only appear at night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      building pools for big pals WHEN???

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they really just called it anubis

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey crime:putting 5000 stone on her trainer

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh no the AI made copyright infringement is sad :((

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop saying this moron, it has the opposite effect you think it has
      you don't need AI to make this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid people think AI just magically creates everything, this is because they are extremely ignorant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lots of people fail to grasp that AI needs sample data, and lots of it to make extremely derivative artwork or a very generic essay, we're pretty far off of a singularity event with them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lots of people fail to grasp that AI needs sample data, and lots of it to make extremely derivative artwork or a very generic essay, we're pretty far off of a singularity event with them.

          even that busted moronic ai pokemon generator where the troglodyte included EVERY VIVILLION FORM in the sample data can sometimes spit out less obviously aped fakemons tbh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            would you love and cherish her, anons?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    breeding is moronic. should have just copied ark and make stats more important

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally have to cheat to """"""""""'enjoy""""""""" the game
    lol, lmfao even.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can we talk about how the devs released an update for CHEAT PREVENTION when everything else about the game is a fricking joke?
    >birds, can't even transport shit properly
    >EVERYTHING gets stuck somewhere or jumps off a cliff
    >teleporting glitch making your pals teleport into the sky and die
    >the pathfinding for the AI
    >having to hold F instead of simply toggling it
    >some moves are blocked by walls, some aren't, trial and error
    >bosses have more moves than pal's should have
    >1/3rd of the pal deck is recolors
    normal difficulty is a joke, you play the game by being AFK because no one wants to fricking grind out materials, you spend most of your time just transferring materials around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of get it, in their head the multiplayer servers is the bread and butter of these kinds of games, and there's probably a good amount of people playing on these large servers.
      I do agree that the fundamental flaws are a bigger deal and should be the focus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i get it too, they want to add PVP/palvspal and having cheaters with cheated stats, pals, etc is bad, but the very first thing they update?? when the game has no storyline to speak of besides the very few interesting tidbits from the journals
        but the rest of the fricking game is a joke and barely functions
        >moron pals will go around using their LOWEST SKILL constantly logging or transporting
        >try to 'fix' their assignment
        >it tries to assign them to the ranch 20 feet to the left
        >or the cooking station near the furnace
        >or the crafting bench 20 feet behind me
        >or the hot springs you didn't even throw it at
        >or it goes into a bed to sleep for 5 seconds despite not being thrown at them
        the ring you get for base building is tiny, not mentioning the fact there's barely any flat places that let you USE all the space given to you, every base becomes a clusterfrick because pals will always find some moronic LONG PATH AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE BASE to go instead of the COMPLETELY CLEAR PATHWAY built for them
        >put logging site next to house, enough room for a digitoise to walk by without clipping
        >they run around the back end, THE LONGEST FRICKING PATHWAY TO THE LOGGING SITE, DESPITE THERE BEING A CLEAR WAY FORWARD TO IT
        not mentioning the ranch animals constantly going outside of the ranch to hang out at the back of it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pals will go around using their LOWEST SKILL constantly logging or transporting
          >>try to 'fix' their assignment
          >>it tries to assign them to the ranch 20 feet to the left
          >>or the cooking station near the furnace
          >>or the crafting bench 20 feet behind me
          >>or the hot springs you didn't even throw it at
          >>or it goes into a bed to sleep for 5 seconds despite not being thrown at them
          I legit think that modders will fix that before the devs do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i really hope they just add a menu to assign pals
            they already have a menu to make them work harder but not for assignments

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yep.
              Ideally, it'd be like rimworld where you can set priorities, so that pals that can do more than one thing can actually do more than one thing without focusing on the wrong thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >level 4 kindling fricks around idle while the bush who can do lvl 3 logging is at the furnace

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I thought this thing would allow you to
              I was disappointed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bro make them work harder and faster!!
                >why?
                >so they can become depressed and upset, ceasing all work until they aren't upset/depressed, start binge eating all the fancy food before working a pitiful amount, just to repeat the process?
                FOR WHAT PURPOSE??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I don't get it, even from a demon mindset middle management perspective, changing the work speed just decreases efficiency.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                skill issue. stop using baked berries as a food source

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Never, they will eat berries forever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >baking them
                they don't even deserve that much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I don't get it, even from a demon mindset middle management perspective, changing the work speed just decreases efficiency.

                Pancakes lower San loss for some time; this allows you to work pals harder with fewer issues.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if a lot of people realize, but Pals with a low food requirement (So basically the smaller pals with lower levels) are also a lot easier to keep happy sanity wise.
                This means that if your whole base consists of low maintenance pals but enough base improvements to maintain more picky pals, you can toggle on the harder work modes without any issues.
                This still doesn't let your lower level pals do jobs they aren't capable of doing like your level 1 miner mining ore, but it will boost their workspeed to comparable levels.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I was disappointed that the structure that lets you work them harder didn't let me assign them
              I thought that would be the point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah man, the point of that thing is to make them work a little faster for like 30 seconds before turning it off because the consequences of having upset pals will just make them never work after the initial boost, it's a pointless feature that makes them take more breaks or start binge eating instead of actually working
                there is no whipping the slacker or pal into working again, they have their tantrum until they don't, there isn't ANY slavery involved

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yep.
              Ideally, it'd be like rimworld where you can set priorities, so that pals that can do more than one thing can actually do more than one thing without focusing on the wrong thing.

              I thought that was what the Monitoring Stand was for. But it's just a waste of fricking tech points

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you only feeding them berries
            A diet of only berries seems to make them bounce around like a moron since they constantly are on the edge of hungry and satisfied
            According to another Anon pals listened more to him longer when they ate cooked food

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >basic function is literally broken because the developers don't play their own game
              yeah, I know basic baked berries are a poor food choice that causes them to go back to the food box constantly, HOW ABOUT THEY FIX THE GARBAGE PATHING SO MY GUYS DON'T WALK LIKE MY HOTSPRINGS ARE GIVING THEM AIDS IF THEY TOUCH THEM
              THEY DO THE EXACT SAME SHIT EATING PANCAKES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People were cheating in the steal-your-guy ball.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oi takashi, how much stuff have you fixed?
      >well, fixing the ai pathing and numerous other issues still need polishing but were getting there
      >how about the cheating
      >ah yeah that was easy to fix
      >aight, push that update for now
      its not that deep.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sex with flopies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to sex so many of the pals at this point that I lost count.
      Sex mods can't come soon enough. I'll have to make a base just to store and incubate all the eggs I'll be fertilizing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      continue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex with flopies (male) with humans (female)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seek rope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      vore with flopies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flopie and Daedream, one in each arm.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any owl pals?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hoocrates

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching the pals sleep....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and they like watching you sleep 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      continue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jacking off onto Lunaris's face while she's sleeping...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like watching the pals sleep....

        WHERE do i get this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's only a boss variant available on one of the southern islands near the start so you'll need to capture a pair of bosses and breed them if you want them small and cute.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I put it on my team the second I got it. Only pals I'm missing that i wanted are mammorest cryst and warsect

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They're very useful when it comes to crafting and carrying shit, considering they passively increase your weight limit.

              Alright anons

              What do YOU want to see first in terms of mods? (Hard mode: no porn or sex mods)

              Unlocked character creator sliders so I can make a e-girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's a boss version in the south
          When the PAL Research team attacks your base they often send 2 of them
          I've also found them in dungeons in the ice Mountain.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's only a boss variant available on one of the southern islands near the start so you'll need to capture a pair of bosses and breed them if you want them small and cute.

          I bought mine from the black market in day 7. She is my main forever

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the last one with the eye wrinkles
            oh goodness...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            After the yellow one, every other outfit looks like shit in comparison.
            It's a fact.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I got mine from a random egg

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Same. I think it was my first large common egg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        female here
        if you do this to me in real life i will fricking kill you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You won't do shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so is it an alien or a robot?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Pochincoff style robot, I thought. Also fun fact, Lunaris in Japanese are called Mysteria.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a mutant, if engine names are anything to go by

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Got damn she throwing it back!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            very cute mutant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is a shame that she makes so much trash and contributes so little, even Depresso contributes more than her.
      she wastes the entire day on internet

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Consensual Flopie rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seek rope

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at what base level do you unlock 3rd base? im in desperately need of more ores and im too invested in both of my bases to dismantle one (thought the second one was in a good spot for ores (3 veins) but i found a way better spot near a ruined church)
    also, do lunaris' passive (of larger carry capacity) stack with mutiple lunaris?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      15
      just move it, get it over with now
      use cats, kingpacas or broncherrys to reduce the amount of trips

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad more people are starting to realize the dangers of sexy Flopie.
    It's my headcanon that female Flopies can smell the virginity from male humans, forcibly take them deep into the forest and help then cutely dominate them until their seed is spilled.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get a lucky hatch or catch a boss
    >I'm too low level to ride them
    I feel like I'm leveling way too slowly now. I'm stuck around 30
    but pals are also getting harder and more expensive to catch since everything needs red balls while at 1 health to be near 50% catch rate
    do I just focus on crafting max rank balls from now on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      always craft the max rank ball you can make at your level. the blue/green balls are super common drops on the ground as you explore and you shouldn't have to craft them.
      I would say at level 30 your priority should be having a coal/ore mine set up to get you refined ignots supply up as you'll need those for the better guns and ammo, don't waste too much on the balls below legendary balls though as legendary balls are just insane better and easier to make than the giga balls

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzbolt breeding is soul draining

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go grab a lifmunk effigy
    >terrain on the way back is at that perfect sweetspot where i can't climb on it so i'm fricking stuck on the edge of an island with only water
    >try a few times to glide/slide along the edge but there's nowhere to regen stamina on
    >go get a trainer and bruteforce it because frick losing two huge eggs and the other shit that's a grind to obtain
    >get jannied out of playing the multiplayer that i never played to begin with on next reboot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >using trainers
      homie, you can just change the world settings to not drop items when you die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Could just log out
      >change world settings to not drop items on death
      >Force respawn
      >Instead gets a trainer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you ride on a flying mount, you don't take fall damage and you can float above the water indefinitely without using stamina.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Jolthog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cute little fela.
      The Cryst variant is a great granade.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here seen that grappling hook into glider tech?
    Any tips for pulling it off effortlessly?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >three Dazzis in four raider camp cages
    This is fricking crazy.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seek rope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kinky

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I cheesed the encounter by getting him stuck in a tree when he tried to go in for his melee skill.
    No, I feel no shame, frick this guy and his multiple one shot instant attack abilities.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where or how can i get sulfur, i think, for the musket?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these two places have easy to get sulfur deposits they're yellow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yellow looking ore, in caves or by the volcano area

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to know too. I only found it I'm dungeons.

      I skipped muskets for the next gun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can also just straight up buy ammo from the desert town

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The musket is straight up the best gun until you get the single shot rifle, barring any high tier schematic weapons.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't look at this thing without seeing that pink rabbit vtuber.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop having sexual Flopie thoughts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      excrete the sexual thoughts through your weiner

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flopie correction is imminent

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find huge dragon egg
    >hatch it
    >relaxaurus
    reeee

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is breeding anubus worth it? I gave a relaxorous but his passives are shit and the only pals i have bred so far are mons with the lucky passive,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ya

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes anubis is the best miner in the game and is also a really good transporter.
      He is also very fast and is human sized so doesn't get stuck like most other pals in your base.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright anons

    What do YOU want to see first in terms of mods? (Hard mode: no porn or sex mods)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      place anywhere mod, where they turn off snapping and you can throw up walls/floors/ect. anywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.nexusmods.com/palworld/mods/186
        Already exists, but I feel you anon
        I want something eventually that's not an exe or a cheat table

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uncapped size pal mod

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how ambitious would it be for someone to make a recreation of johto (with gym leaders) and the original 150 pokemon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Very
        You could very easily do something like this on an RP server though eventually I'd imagine with Pal PVP and the like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      UI improvements, i want to toggle off certain parts of the HUD like the objective list or shit like ARMOR IS DAMAGED FEED YOUR PALS to be just icons and a dedicated toggle to turn off the entire HUD for screenshots.

      Or just HUD mods in general, i want to have some EYE shit with all the YOU GAIN BROUZOUF shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something to make breeding for specific traits less annoying
      Play as a Pal
      Merchants sell more pals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gore mod with blood and heads/limbs of humans and pals can be blown/cut off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More weapons (Different tiers of swords, or different types)
      Lucky pal recolors
      Captured humans actually able to use their weapons
      The ability to catch or summon leaders you beat for a brief period of time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lamball baseball mod

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          BONK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Ditto substitute for breeding.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what the frick I figured there would be a mon like that
        Thankfully the game allows for cross-breeding which is actually pretty neat, because so don't need 2 of the same mon to get the one you're looking for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Inb4 Humans are the Ditto of Pals
        GIVE IT TO US

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More options for melee combat. Like posibility to go full tank.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Game just needs a S&S weapon
        Just make it so holding R Click raises the shield and it eats stamina on blocks
        Combine with something like an Aggro Pendant and you've got a decent tank thing going

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Limb loss and faction conflict.
      I want Kenshi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slaughterhouse for easy pal butchering
      Trains to carry goods between bases (piloted by kindling/handicraft)
      Hot air balloons to carry goods between bases (piloted by flying)
      BOATS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ability for pals to use weapons that aren't just the pal abilities. Let me set up a gun rack in my base and let pals equip themselves for invaders.
      To that end - a building that lets me 'beat to quarters', and puts the pals into a defensive posture. I thought the bell was going to do that, but that just changes how the pals react to invaders.
      Technology rework - remove the high-tech stuff, let me have medieval or renaissance tech level max. I want more musketry, gatling guns instead of M2s, cannons, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Beat to quarters would be neat
        Your suggestion of removing high-tech stuff I can't agree with though
        However I do feel it needs to be further down the road, maybe via a future Tech Tree Revamp
        Not unlocking a basic Sword until you're in your 40s meanwhile you can craft Guns and Machinery is all sorts of weird
        I'd like to see a more streamlined progression system, going from caveman mode -> medieval/fantasy -> renaissance -> "modern" -> high tech/high fantasy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. I just really want more games with muzzle loaders in.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those two syndicate enemies are the only enemies Ive ever seen playing the game actually through out Pals to fight you.

            Wish there were more enemies that also threw out pals to fight you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be nice if you could upgrade weapons like the musket so they could eventually be just as viable as the top tech in the late/end game.
            It's way too satisfying to use I don't want to have to stop.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've seen people refer to 'uncommon/rare' blueprints. Are those like more powerful versions of existing items?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I've got a rare crossbow, it's a fairly decent upgrade and it probably has dps close to or on par with the musket

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Warband gameplay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I really want to play Gekokujo again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would replay Warband again, but frick the cavarly meta. It gets boring quickly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even more fun i think would be the ability to have higher tech as more of a side grade branching path, where you can instead spec into upgrading muskets and cannons for massive damage/AOE/etc while leaving out stuff like automatic weaponry and fastest reloads or something on the other path. Same with pal equipment, where Grizzbolt gets a giant Serious Sam tier cannon instead of a minigun, for example.
        Basically make tech progression akin to Empire Earth, where you can spec to have a civillization focused on cavemen and medieval knights and still be on par with a pure high tech empire in power.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that would be cool, yeah.
          Now I'm imagining line battles with rows of massed lamballs with muskets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >An army of Lamballs carrying muskets and Welsh flags to battle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I played the game in this picture ages ago, what's the name?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >what's the name
            Anon, are you moronic?
            Empire Earth

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't bother reading your post because I don't care, just saw the picture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            amongus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of cool mechas we got lame drones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A playable Mon race
      Or mobile bases via airship you spend all game building.

      But I'd rather the devs implement that themselves.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyones raving about pizza being the best food but i just can't produce milk faster than the pizza gets eaten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy milk

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paint gun is a fricking waste.
    The decal only stays for like 30 seconds.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys know the ball impulsion movement tech?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    resource dumps are gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get the schematic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Killed this guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ah thanks guess I'm going to go farm him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the best weapons in the game though.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how stairs work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      place a wall connecting the bottom then add a foundation that that wall peice and then add the stairs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stairs are super finicky you need to foundation proof everything to create a grid it can snap to

        Thanks. It worked somehow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I had similar issues with the stairs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stairs are super finicky you need to foundation proof everything to create a grid it can snap to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stone building with wood foundation
      just asking for your shit to implode because a spec of flame touched your house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aim at the roof's edge, they can only go down
      but you have to place a foundation first because you won't be able to under the stairs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They'll connect to a wall even without a foundation under it. I built a stairs to get a pal off my roof just a while ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's Your Kik?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kik?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking zoomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm... needs butcher knife correction.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >catch a bunch of gobfin for fluid
          >start butchering for DOUBLE FLUID
          >past 5 they clip through the floor before the butchering finishes, and the item doesn't teleport into your inventory, it drops next to the body
          >which is currently in the void
          >this happens for all subsequent butchers no matter where I am or who I'm butchering
          >fixes when I relog but happens again after 5 more
          any way to stop this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I had this happen with my Blazamut bosses as well, it pissed me off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's really easy if you aim for the side of the upper platform to make it snap

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about dazzi or lovander.
    But petialia is my favourite Pal-waifu. She is cute, her "Pet" animation is just adorable, she has adorable smile. And her partner ability to heal player increases her waifu rating.

    Also she must smell nice and she is good for bedtime cuddles.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this game sold millions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furgays are brand loyal and it's not Pokemon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      flopped and shitted extremely badly as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wish pokehomosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Over 700 pieces of art in a week
      I mean that's a big amount for a new IP, especially one where a bunch of artists made a stink about it being "evil ai"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but the game was announced a year ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but it wasn't on anyone's radar, no one thought it was actually going to release

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one took it seriously till it dropped

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, 2021 was 3 years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You understand art takes time right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AI takes seconds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AI cant make anything till humans do it first, a new fotm can't get anything ai made

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think its frowned upon to post ai stuff to e621 isnt it?
          also theres at least 20 dazzi pics i saw on baraag that arent ln e621

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They have an alt site for AI art, can't post it on the blue site.

            AI takes seconds

            You need pics of Pals for Ai to learn how to draw them and at the moment there aren't that many, unlike Pokémon which has a mountain of fan art for reference.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually not bad considering this game came out of nowhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you talking about Black person, a brand new IP getting 700+ results in a week (not counting all the Ganker OC and shit drawn by autists on sites like furaffinity that just don't make It to e621 for whatever reason) is pretty fricking big, Lovander already has more porn than most Digimon made after 2003

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't make It to e621 for whatever reason
        esix has a thing against sketches and bad quality, shit has to be approved. It's moronic yeah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      e621's most popular page has been half Palworld stuff for the past several days, i'd say that's pretty damn succesful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i thought this game sold millions

        The pal porn is cool and all. I am no hater.
        But where is all the Zoe porn?? There is so little of it. It's not fair!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no one wants to frick girls, homosexual
          we all want to frick the big lizard mommy and the blue not vaporeon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shut up b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want to make love with petalia

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play a monster game to jerk off to humans.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How about using her to breed with pals?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will make some soon enough
          I love gyarus

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gyarus
            please learn what words mean before you use them

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is a 4 Swee 1 Sweepa team good or is it just a meme?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At the start of the game you can turn 180degrees, go through the ruins, down the stairs, and arrive at a beach. I went there at the beginning and there was a cave with lv8 syndicate guys and I left it because I was naked and lv1. I came back later and the dungeon entrance to that cave was gone. Did I miss that event forever? D:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, caves refresh every 150 minutes (a few in-game days)

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd tower boss has 70k fricking HP
    That metal armor is really good though, but damn… I wonder how much the next ones will have. It’s funny how you just kill the trainer on top of them too and you can ragdoll their body around.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK Flopie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      soon we will all frick flopies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      D:

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think I didn't notice it was a monkey... I did.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/rpqkj0.jpg
    https://files.catbox.moe/0bnjl1.jpg
    https://files.catbox.moe/e9cmpq.jpg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the first one is any good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lovander hater
        it has a stupid face i get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I like lovander. The nose did put me off at first, but after seeing it moving and doing stuff in game, I grew to like it.
          I just didn't like those specific pieces of art is all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post Petalia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The middle link
      Why the frick is it so veiny?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a monster dedicated to fricking has to have higher blood flow to its most important body part, its also darker because its more callous skin from humping so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ew wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow chillet shouldn't be that erotic...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why not?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the chillet pic is better cropped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brown hands are a common culprit in crops being better.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i played this for 6 hours straight. this is the first game to hook me like this in a decade, idk why. i played mostly halo and cs and shit back in the 00s.

    runs comfy on the steam deck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's functional and has charm.
      The same happened to me, and I don't even like survival crafters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its ironic because i usually like survival crafters but find the crafting and shit too tedious i just want to catch pals and fight stuff and make weird builds. I made a really stupid mistake and selected hard difficulty, I forgot you need to put harvesting on 4x at least for these sorts of games if playing single player, and those egg timers.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do Lovanders carry STDs

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any leeway or tweaks for fixing multiplayer rubberbanding yet?
    Makes multiplayer disgustingly unplayable right now in most cases

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, pick up the pace you fat frick. I have no problem selling your slow ass on the black market, where they’ll treat you like shit for the rest of your pitiful life. HYAAAH *whips* you think THIS is hell? Hahaha HYAAH *whips again* that would be even worse! No pancakes for a week until you get your act together, you big stupid drago- hey, wait, put me down! You’re… crushing me.
    >I just gotta reach for the pal bal and put him back in, easier said than done. wait a minute, my syrup… oh god…
    H-hey Quivern, I-I’m not a pancake! I’m your mast- I mean pal, your friend! I didn’t mean what I said, so p-p-please? Put me dow- ACK! CAN’T… BREATHE… ELPHIDR- *voice progressively gets more muffled* HELP, HELP AIEEEEE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw anon steals your post from the other day and makes it funnier
      god bless you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cattiva: Hey, Quivern have you seen the trainer?
      Quivern: *with trainer shaped bulge in stomach* who?

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do I stop her from picking things up? I wish I never gave her a necklace, I can't even walk around my base anymore, frick.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jazzi randomly stopped using attacks
    Oh no, my wife is moronic

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should add a fusion mechanic and use ai models for the outcomes

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post cute petalias

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer her "evil" big sister

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SHe is also nice. Good for cuddles indeed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >worse worker skills than normal Lyleen
        >BUT dark type means she works at night
        All the endgame monsters are fricking dark type its just too good a bonus to pass up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dark Types: Pal World
          😀
          >Dark Types: Real World
          ):<

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he literally just ate my nut and then started working

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        looks more like a night dress instead of a goth gardevoir

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My house is just a bed under a roof.
    My base feels like a clusterfrick.

    Is it worth making a multilevel apartment to house everything?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no because it fricks with pathfinding

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I heard that if you make each level 3 blocks high then pathfinding works fine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but watch out for stairs and you might need to put pals in their locked off zone.
          I'm mostly bothering with it because it's a nightmare to get Jetragon to breed properly otherwise. Dude is not just big, he's so extremely fast he somehow manages to get himself stuck in very weird places.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You were exploring the Electric Forest, looking for some rare Pals to catch. You had your trusty Digtoise and Dumud with you, both Ground-type Pals that were strong against Electric-type Pals. You also had a few Mega Spheres and Giga Spheres, the best Pal Gears for capturing Pals.

    As you walked through the forest, you heard a loud thunderclap. You looked up and saw a flash of lightning. You followed the sound and the light, hoping to find the source. You came across a clearing, where you saw a small figure floating in the air. It was a girl with long white hair covering her eyes and a smile on her face. She was surrounded by a fluffy cloud that crackled with electricity. She was Dazzi, the Pal you had been looking for.

    You took out your Paldeck and scanned her. You learned that she was an Electric-type Pal with the Lady of Lightning Partner Skill. She could follow up your attacks with lightning bolts, making her a powerful ally in battle. You also learned that she was kind and friendly to lonely Pals, but also mischievous and playful. She liked to prank other Pals with her thunderbolts, but also cared for them. You felt a connection with her, and decided to catch her.

    You took out a Mega Sphere and threw it at her. She noticed you and dodged the sphere. She smiled and said, "Hey, you want to play with me? Okay, let's play!"

    She flew towards you and unleashed a barrage of lightning bolts. You quickly dodged them and sent out your Digtoise. You ordered it to use Earthquake, a powerful Ground-type move that would damage Dazzi. Digtoise slammed its shell on the ground, creating a massive tremor. Dazzi was caught off guard and fell to the ground. She groaned and said, "Ouch, that hurt. You're not very nice, are you?"

    You took out another Mega Sphere and threw it at her. She recovered and dodged the sphere again. She frowned and said, "Hey, that's not fair. You're using a Ground-type Pal against me. That's cheating!"

    1/2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She flew towards you and unleashed another barrage of lightning bolts. You dodged them again and sent out your Dumud. You ordered it to use Mud Bomb, another powerful Ground-type move that would damage Dazzi. Dumud spat out a ball of mud at Dazzi, hitting her in the face. She gasped and said, "Ew, that's gross. You're so mean, you know that?"
      You took out a Giga Sphere and threw it at her. She wiped the mud off her face and dodged the sphere again. She glared and said, "Okay, that's it. You've made me angry. Now you'll see what I can really do!"
      She flew towards you and unleashed a huge thunderbolt. You couldn't dodge it and got hit. You felt a surge of pain and fell to the ground. You groaned and said, "Ow, ow, ow. That really hurt. You're too strong, you know that?"
      She flew over to you and looked at you. She saw that you were hurt and felt sorry for you. She said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I was just having some fun. Are you okay?"
      You looked at her and saw that she was sincere. You felt a surge of affection and said, "I'm okay. I was just having some fun too. You're very cute, you know that?"
      She felt a surge of affection and said, "Really? You think I'm cute? Thank you. You're very nice, you know that?"
      You smiled and said, "Really. I think you're cute. And I want to be your friend. Will you join me?"
      She smiled and said, "Really? You want to be my friend? And you want me to join you? Okay, I'll join you. But you have to promise me one thing."
      You said, "What is it?"
      She said, "You have to promise me that we'll always have fun together. And that you'll never leave me alone. Deal?"
      You said, "Deal."
      She said, "Okay, then. Here, catch me."
      She flew towards you and landed in your arms. You hugged her and felt her cloud wrap around you. You took out a Giga Sphere and pressed it against her. She didn't resist and let the sphere capture her. You heard a beep and saw the sphere stop shaking. You had caught Dazzi.

      2/2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She said, "You have to promise me that we'll always have fun together. And that you'll never leave me alone. Deal?"
        >You said, "Deal."
        And then you let her rot in the palbox because you bred a stronger one

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even possible?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's kinda funny I've noticed the AI seems to purposefully looks for ways to get stuck/trapped in your base

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i didnt take that picture properly, but my base borders are at the bottom, so he somehow found his way outside my base to get stuck there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i've noticed that as well, they seem to purposefully wander to the borders of your base and get stuck on anything that is on the border

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get an update that SHARES RESOURCES BETWEEN BASES so making a new base is easier.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For fricks sake POCKET PAIR

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I get Keys?
    I keep getting cucked with dungeon treasurechests wanting bronze and silver keys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go to higher level regions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I spend Keys?
      I have like 60 silver keys and 20 gold keys and most overworld chests I find don't need keys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        see

        go to higher level regions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Snowy mountain adjacent to large tree has gold key chests, just slide down it over and over again.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pals actually entered my house to help me build my bed and stuff
    What the frick, this never happened before.
    Was this fixed in an update or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My katress and lovander almost always do that. Usually when they aren't stuck doing something else and are in the middle of moving to or from.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      beds seem to be one of the highest priority targets for some reason

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone find it strange that palworld fans have to cheat to enjoy their game?

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, as I see it, only a few pals have access to firearm type abilities. Does dinossom get a gun later in? I only see a saddle for her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, only one special skill per pal and there aren't many with firearm attacks, the majority are just mounts and passives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those tumors need to be excised so she can work properly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dinossom my beloved.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >camera whips around when you notice one is missing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so cute

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this stupid ADHD b***h keeps dropping rocks to do something else

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Palworld have a batshit insane rival like pic related?
    It can't be a proper Pokemans ripoff without a proper rival and why not rip it off from an entirely different game?

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >day 6 of not knowing where to build my ultimate base at

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      189, -37 is easily one of the best base to build on. Coal and Ore on top of a plateau. The hard part is climbing but its worth it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day 6 of not knowing where to build my ultimate base at

        189, -37 is really uneven tho, great place for a mining base, not good for actual main base, for that flat zone with maybe a few nodes in one corner is much better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but where would be a great place to set up a base that is flat but no raider is harassing you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, probably one of many plateaus, I don't mind getting raided, it's fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I built my base at -260, 50

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think this game is more fun when you play it blind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really is. I've only looked up the breeding chart but I like exploring new areas to find what spawns where instead of looking it up. Honestly, the best time to enjoy this game was on release

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you properly automate iron? You apprently need level 2 miner to mine the ore. I got a level 3 miner for testing purposes and he does about one ore every couple of minutes, which is not great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Salsa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      giant turtle found by anbinus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's the one I tried, but its incredibly slow on its own
        do they scale better if I have multiple?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you have to get the upgrade for the digtoise for it to be effective

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >needing to sacrifice 100 pals to get a 4 star
            why do they hate the players?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i meant his bandana, it's a technology you craft like the saddles

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a pokemon as soulful as this pal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Won't be so soulful when I run over it with my Fenglope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't dislike Wooloo. And I actually mostly like nuPokemon designs (even if some are truly atrocious).
      But Lamball is unironically and genuinely superior to Wooloo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i need a side by side comparison of the two to shitpost with

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's okay, Wooloo is stolen as well

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Even Capcom got in on the plagiarism, it's sheepbros.....

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >left
            dorkier face
            fat as frick
            has a little bowtie
            looks very kickable like a soccer ball
            also makes pathetic bah sounds and has funny animations
            >right
            more like a real sheep with four legs and head shape
            not fat as frick, its all wool
            cute pigtails i guess
            loses all of its charm when it evolves
            awful pokemon animations

            yep the winner is clear

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't copy that Flopie

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bonk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sexual intercourse with this feline

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so when do we get the definitive version

    plapworld

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