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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This makes snoys this seethe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They updated it. They fixed everything. It wasn't a pump and dump scam.
    We lost.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh tendie sisters your response?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITO KURD HAV BEEN ME
    >I KURD HAV MADU SHITTY ASSETTO FRIPPU IN UNREER FIVU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is Mista Meriku

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    palworld is a ripoff of pokemon it doesnt deserve anything normies are fricking moronic Black folk frick you palcuck homosexual eat your slop lil piggy b***h cuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should have attached that seething wojack with the smiley mask to your post instead, good lord.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game Freak literally killed the franchise with SV.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SwSh top #2 of all time
      >SV top #3 of al time
      No wonder Gamefreak doesn't even try anymore. Jesus christ, Poketards will buy Pokeslop no matter what.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every other Switch installment of a long running Nintendo series saw +200% increases in sales. Pokemon barely saw 50%. As silly as it sounds, the Switch Pokemon games actually undersold.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the tendies silence is deafening

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tendie seething is PALatable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PALpable*

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just found out boss capture has increased health with more people in the boss fight
    >only captured the bosses solo so they only have 150K HP

    rip

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this isn't getting patched out.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Palworld did what digi-shit couldn't do
    OH NONONONONO, digi-cucks in literal tears.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Digimon is a shitty franchise. Digivolve is just like any other temporary shonen powerup. Digimon also just appear when the plot requires and have nothing resembling a world. This is why it failed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Digimon is a shitty franchise. Digivolve is just like any other temporary shonen powerup. Digimon also just appear when the plot requires and have nothing resembling a world. This is why it failed.

      How is your video essay going, Dimitri?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody talks about how fricked arc is after all this.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How piss were Tim right now

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn pokegays are shitting and pissing themselves in a ball of rage

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, what should be pocketpair's next logical step here.
    Of course they need to keep working on palworld until it goes v1.0 but what's next?
    Go with Hello Games' route?
    Let them be bought by m$?
    I don't know how indie game studio works and I'm guessing only one game is not sustainable for a continuous revenue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Let them be bought by m$?
      THE KISS OF DEATH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already have another game in the work. It's a Hollow Knight clone with multiplayer and controlling enemies with mc hat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      merch and pushing out eye-catching updates

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of chinks

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early access crafting slop is the best selling game this year
    The world will only continue to get worse

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What actual metric is player count? Is it unique players, peak player count, characters created, total number of times the game has been launched? Unique players would imply copies sold, which means the PC version alone has sold about half the amount of lifetime sales of GTA IV in less than two weeks. And there's literally no conceivable way that's true.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, if game was actually good and not a piece of shit it would make even bigger number

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT STOP THE FRICKING COUNT RIGHT NOW YOU FRICKING FRICKS YOU FRICKING PALCHUDS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GUYS LOOK AT OUR SALES THEY'RE GROWING SO FAST EVERY DAY LET'S UPDATE THEM 4 MILLION! 5 MILLION! 7 MILLION! MOOORE MOOOORE!
    >Wait frick.... The sales aren't rising anymore, I know! Let's make it say players instead of sales!
    Kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a moronic argument when it’s 1 sale per player anyway

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think they are including gamepass as well?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buy the same game twice
          this is not Pekoslop trash

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I don't think they will ever do that again since it went to the switch as it's easier to just sell it as dlc now.
            Like everyone else

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to school and learn reading comprehension

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't sell on xbox, only rent so it would be lying to say they are sales.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon fans really will just eat up any old slop, wont they?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shh, don't tell the tendies in the Famitsu threads who are convinced that they're winning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shutup Ericdaddy. You big bull bully. Put your fat wiener away for 5 seconds and stop hitting us with it you shill.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >celebrating 19 million instead of waiting for the round 20 million
    Gee! I wonder why that could be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every game ever made has done that. Nothing retains 2 mil permanently

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except that Palworld has been out for only two weeks and it even got a new patch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my friends stopped playing because the pal ai in our base was just that garbage.
      We are all coming back to our island this weekend.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outsells 90% of pokemon games in less than a week
    How did this happen?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's a lot of pure luck involved in that much publicity and craze. But decades of pokemon marketing is helping too, for the general appeal in so many people.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much do devs get for having their game on gaypass anyway?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's variable and generally is based on a negotiation that takes place before the game is put on gape-ass.
      The main options are either an upfront payment or usage-based royalty payments.
      It can also be a combination of both.
      For the Palworld devs, it would be substantially better for them if it was the royalties model, since the upfront payment for Palworld negotiated pre-release would have been way smaller than what the royalties for this many players would be adding up to.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhhh what do they mean by preview

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means the game is Early Access anon.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to think that this will light a fire under Gamefreaks/TPCi ass but I doubt it. Unless the next mainline game bombs horribly nothing will change.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Yokai Watch was big they shoved a bunch of gimmicks into Sun/Moon (Z-Moves and the Rotom-Dex) to capitalize on what Yokai Watch was doing. They didn't try to make better games, they just tried to ape what the other game did. Expect a single entry where Pokemon can fire guns and the overall quality to still be dogshit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if next Pokemon has Pokemon look like pal, tendies will never get to sleep

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downloaded. They got me.
    I mean I pirated it but still, I'm gonna play it. I need to know what the hell this is..

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