Damn, gamer boys look like THAT?

Damn, gamer boys look like THAT?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe a 40K player was considered the most handsome man in the country.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And during the 2000s, it was a D&D player.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Henry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God praise Henry's come to see us!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    being autistic and attractive is a cruel joke, like being armed with a rifle with no bullets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks and it's not fun but you really gotta put yourself out there and wait for them to come to you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get to the part of the date where romance is supposed to happen
        >turn into a malfunctioning robot because i haven’t had literal decades to mimic this behavior

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really, I wish I was fricking hideous so I wouldn't feel like I'm missing out
      I thought I really was hideous for a while but end up getting a lot of matches (that I don't reply to) on apps at the urging of a friend

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can the monkey be electrocuted if he's not grounded?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          his mom did earlier that day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought I really was hideous for a while
        Had a similar experience, thought I was an ugly nerd all through growing up until about halfway through high school I grew into my looks. Confidence has never been amazing as a result so I understand your pain, but always be thankful for your genetics anon. For obvious reasons you should never lament how you look if you’re attractive. The difference in how people treat you is shocking, kinda thankful I got to experience both sides, opened my eyes early to how shallow majority of people are

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought I really was hideous for a while
        Had a similar experience, thought I was an ugly nerd all through growing up until about halfway through high school I grew into my looks. Confidence has never been amazing as a result so I understand your pain, but always be thankful for your genetics anon. For obvious reasons you should never lament how you look if you’re attractive. The difference in how people treat you is shocking, kinda thankful I got to experience both sides, opened my eyes early to how shallow majority of people are

        >OH NO I'M ATTRACTIVE

        Try being autistic AND ugly you will want to have a nice day within one day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice reading comprehension
          >For obvious reasons you should never lament how you look if you’re attractive

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im autistic and ugly, I can confirm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being happy without someone's approval and social pandering is...le bad
      have a nice day homosexual

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    throw me some numbers

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok because he's handsome

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw get away with being socially moronic all the time because handsome
      Made a small woman hold the door for me the other day and she smiled warmly. lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's how the world works

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays 2 hours per week inbetween being the biggest normalfrick imaginable
    >"I'm such a relatable gamer amirite? btw don't forget to watch my movies and buy my merch fellow digital media consumers!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea but he's probably done that for 30 years atleast. It'd be pretty based if he streamed some time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Female and gay coomers would ruin it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda do that since games suck ass nowadays and I'm too busy with work and even other loner hobbies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which loner hobbies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he says Black person down the mic at least three times a day playing Darktide because people shoot the poxburster he's moving to push

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they ever fix that game?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's getting better, but I still wouldn't say it's good. In some ways, it's worse. Past couple months have been hell for hit reg in both melee and ranged.
          Wait to see how big the next patch is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Four hours a day? Maybe more

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Four hours a day
        About 3.5 hours more than the average Ganker poster

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're too generous, I don't even play games
          4+ hours on Ganker daily though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he almost miss his man of steel audition because he was playing some MMO?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong, you can be maximum comfy when you game on your own

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he has beaten elden ring yet, I mean he lost his job as superman after all he should have plenty of time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course he's beaten Elden Ring; he's not a fricking casual like you. And that's inbetween helming a new 40k series as star and producer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah he's here, hello Henry.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hello anon. hope you've stayed gaming and aren't just wasting all your precious time on this earth on Ganker.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been playing some Disco Elysium and Prey lately. Am I based Henry?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course anon, all gamers are based as long as they're playing the games they enjoy. I've been going back and playing Might and Magic 6; I've never gotten into a blobber before but I think I've finally found mine. Hope you stay gaming, friend.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play Dark Messiah Of Might and Magic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                MM6 is elite, pulpy magic never felt better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he plays anything Japanese so ER and Fromsoft games are out of the question.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never get fragged and teabagged by fricking Superman
    Why even play?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should have been James Bond

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blonde girl hovering her hand over his benis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >refuses to do sex scenes
      >ignores female writers and huddles with the other nerd there
      >gets mad when he's fired
      What did he mean by this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has this strange disinterest
        It'd have been easy in the past to just say "he's gay lol" but now
        >society worships gays so there's no closet anymore
        >gay actors do sex scenes with women all the time; see Jussie Smollett piping some b***h in the shower in Alien
        So what even is his issue with women, it's different

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He had sex with Gina Carano in her prime so every other woman in existence is pointless

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he knows that, in its current form, marriage is a frickin scam

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets mad
        you mean
        >diversity hires got mad he left
        He hasn't said a single negative thing about the production or its staff since leaving the Witcher. Just shows he has more class than the c**t talking shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has this strange disinterest
        It'd have been easy in the past to just say "he's gay lol" but now
        >society worships gays so there's no closet anymore
        >gay actors do sex scenes with women all the time; see Jussie Smollett piping some b***h in the shower in Alien
        So what even is his issue with women, it's different

        sounds based to me

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games good for you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if its really you show pecs and stop playing dead island

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he's played anything niche before? I doubt he plays anything from a typical 3x3 posted here.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know he plays video games since he's been too busy to shave.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you looked like that, you could do literally anything and people won't judge you. If he wanted to play video games all day, girls would still want his wiener.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels good to be pandered to. I will now watch his movies.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What games would you recommend if the real Henry posted here?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Come: Deliverance, of course

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish the DLCs were longer, but a woman's lot can be deleted. Worst shit I've ever played and all i got was a shield

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I quite like Theresa, so I enjoyed the first half of it. I didn't like Johanka much, and she got worse for me as the rest of the dlc went on. But it was interesting doing the penance walk, if nothing else.
          It's not a DLC I'd want to do a second time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          All dlc were good except that shit womans lot, my favourite one is band of bastard one where you duel some honorable knight but also was pretty hilarious to see all his man cheering him " lord take his soul" while he's about to die

          %3D

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Project Moon games
      I don't think he'll enjoy those but it would be interesting what he has to say about the bs that goes around those games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2033, Orlando Furioso directed, produced, and starring Henry Cavill

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this necessary?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry's making ego threads, don't mind him it's a symptom of autism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, hell I could go for another

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bots or just dumb shitposting pajeets shitting up every board for (you)s?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad most femanons here like twinks

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's true "going out" is gay as frick who wants to talk to and hang out with boring random strangers while spending extra money you don't have to

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rich, famous, tall, handsome, muscular
    >can frick literally ANY woman on the planet he wants
    >sits at home and plays video games

    Why?
    If I was in his position I would do nothing but have sex any time my refractory period was up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's always looked like that though, he's probably bored of prostitutes. I'm chad-lite and I am too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having sex is how you get cancelled

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop balding bros? I lost a buncha weight, and im surprisingly way more handsome than I expected. I’ve had a few girls at my gym come up to me and just start talking to me, and they do that nervous hair twirl thing and keep staring at my lips and stuff while I talk to them and smile, but im fricking balding bros, it’s over for me before I even got a chance to start. What the frick do I do? Asking genuinely.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shave it down or grow it out, just make it look decisive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shave head
      just accept it and move on
      best decision i ever made when i started balding

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shave it down or grow it out, just make it look decisive.

        Thanks, Gankerbros. I’ll just buzz it down and go for the military look. Guessing that finasteride shit is a scam?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Guessing that finasteride shit is a scam?
          No, just horrendously fearmongered by baldies that learned about it when already past the point of no return
          Read /r/tressless (yes I know... REDDIT IS LE BAD)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, I don't know. It *seems* fine. I couldn't find any definitive data that says otherwise, and my dermatologist said it's fine (though hormones clearly aren't her specialty). But the idea of taking hormones to alter my body just seems wrong.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't the kind of hormone treatment most people seem to think, it actually increases testosterone by a slim amount due to that testosterone not being converted to DHT (which is a hormone mostly used by the body during adolescence)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean fair point, but it just seems like a bad idea to me regardless. I don't want to alter my body's natural hormonal makeup. And I know, you could say that age itself is altering my hormones and fin just restores the balance, but i'm still pretty hesitant about that shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Couldn’t that in theory also boost my estrogen up to compensate for the test boost? I’m very tempted, but I am definitely a little worried about tinkering with my hormones.

                You can read the side effect profile online, just approach extreme claims like "it broke my dick forever" and "it made me suicidal" with scepticism, anecdotal side effect reports are notoriously unreliable in the medical world
                Anecdotally on my end I've been taking it for around 1.5 years with no notable change to my body or mind (apart from stopping hair loss)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get a blood panel done, that will tell you everything wring with your body and from there you can take steps to ix it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Couldn’t that in theory also boost my estrogen up to compensate for the test boost? I’m very tempted, but I am definitely a little worried about tinkering with my hormones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to your doctor and get finasteride, it costs like $20 per year

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a few girls at my gym come up to me and just start talking to me
      we have a normie here, boys
      why don't you fricking leave? we don't take kindly to your types around here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      depending on your skull shape, you might be totally fine just embracing life as a baldgay. otherwise get on fin and start dermarolling

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, more than half of any interview I've seen with Cavill has some lady slobbering over him like a teenage girl.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I were a ghoul, I'd be very worried about putting on/taking off helmets

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    noctua chads… we keep on winning.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many people om Ganker rever this guy? Are they living through him?

    Nerds lose their mind whenever they see someone attractive liking a nerdy thing it's crazy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He defied our mortal enemies: the women.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not just a nerd, he's autistic like us too

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm attractive (and a woman) and into some autistic vidya, it's offputting how I know people don't really give a shit and are merely pretending.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw
      you will never have ovaries

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm serious dude, I'm not larping.
        I probably have played more obscure shit than you and right now my fav subreddit is kind of dead so I have to talk here.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deus Ex is obscure to normies but at this level of the Web it's everyday stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls be in london and have a penis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna pretend you’re not a troony so I can keep coping I’ll find a woman like me someday

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imma give you the hack, find artistic terminally online girls or girls who were ugly before puberty.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >find terminally online girls
          where exactly genius?
          they don't go outside

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah those girls all have 100 orbiters on discord who pretend she's interesting because they want sex

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            crazy but I think this is a real one as 'she' is giving some crazybad advice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna pretend you are a troony and also my gf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what autistic vidya are we talking about

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's just like me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for good looks and money

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Cavill is a legitimately awful actor who people only like because he seems cool irl and he’s Greek god level handsome.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am glad he has a hobby he enjoys.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is his waifu Ganker?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the lemonade stand

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >budding
        he knew.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about Henry but Robert Pattinson is an Aerithchad

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember how the women in the Witcher wanted to force him into shirtless scenes and to do more lewd stuff, but he refused
    >You know remember how they implied he was sexist because he did not want to do said scenes

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's some of the games Cavill has been admittedly playing? All I've ever heard is WoW

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