Darkest Dungeon II

How THE FRICK am I supposed to beat this guy?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let him burn every book, have 1 or 2 characters that can deal decent backline damage, if he gets to the first rank he'll start spamming his super attack every turn so you're fricked unless you get lucky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lost a few runs to this homie because my strategy was suboptimal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leper in front
      >Only ranged attacks also target the books
      FRICK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leper has to be the worst character in the game, shit range, mediocre damage and Man-At-Arms is simply better at tanking

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can afford the first 2 piles of books getting destroyed, just make sure he doesn't get to first rank and if he does make sure he's close to death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat it first time by destroying all his fricking books. Idk how.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes you can survive over 5 hits while on death's door iif you have luck and resistances

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but your damage is halved when on death's door, and this guy has a shitload of health

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can cheese him with the shuffle grenade

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2 is a flop
    >Mods removed by Red Hook
    >Egs exclusive
    >Changed stuff
    >Its in 3D so impossible to mod
    >Bosses are too difficult, no easy mode
    >Red Hook canceled Crusader because religion is problematic
    >Made Leper black to appease the woke troony leftist crowd
    >everyone is bisexual
    >affinity system is rng
    >tokens are rng
    >theres tok much rng
    >changed relics to candles
    >removed heroes from the game
    >removed ancestor
    >story makes no sense
    >cant make funny teams like in dd1
    >made heroes have names so i no longer care about them
    >nowhere near as successful as DD1
    >Screwed over the DD2 fanbase by not allowing players to invite friends to the open beta like they said they would

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By turning the game off and playing Darkest Dungeon 1 instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DD2 is a flop
      >Mods removed by Red Hook
      >Egs exclusive
      >Changed stuff
      >Its in 3D so impossible to mod
      >Bosses are too difficult, no easy mode
      >Red Hook canceled Crusader because religion is problematic
      >Made Leper black to appease the woke troony leftist crowd
      >everyone is bisexual
      >affinity system is rng
      >tokens are rng
      >theres tok much rng
      >changed relics to candles
      >removed heroes from the game
      >removed ancestor
      >story makes no sense
      >cant make funny teams like in dd1
      >made heroes have names so i no longer care about them
      >nowhere near as successful as DD1
      >Screwed over the DD2 fanbase by not allowing players to invite friends to the open beta like they said they would

      DD1 is plain frustrating though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not if your brain work good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >die in DD1
        >retreat and save what's left of your party
        >try again with new party
        >takes 10 minutes to get back to where you were
        >die in DD2
        >takes 2 hours to get back to that spot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Massive timesink on heroes to potentially risk losing them forever
          >Overcomplicated mechanics and micromanagement
          >A few heroes dying can reset your +10 hours run back to practically zero

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >retreat and save what's left of your party
          yeah that's assuming their stress is okay

          >4 characters alive
          >battle begins
          >oops 1 is on Death's Door due to a nasty crit
          >try to heal
          >3 heal + bleed
          >1 heal + bleed
          >crit 0
          >he's dead
          >try to leave
          >3 other characters have a cascade of heart attacks from the stress of leaving and others dying
          I uninstalled for the 20th time because of that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            this never happened.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              when your characters die in DD1, it puts stress on your other ones. same goes for retreating. you can retreat successfully and still die from it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've completed DD1. Your scenario is moronic and never happened. I've wiped to dungeon bosses. I used my next party and tried again. The game forces you to use multiple characters because of stress/disease so you should always have 2-3 full parties of capable fighters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've also finished the game, so you can put your epic gaymer epeen away
                and it literally did happen to my party just 2 weeks ago

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >epic gaymer epeen away
                I'm not epic, just not fricking shit like you apparently. How bad is this board?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there anything more pathetic than someone that cannot admit when they've been mistaken? a simple "oh, oops I guess you were right" works
                what a horrible personality trait. if you were in my DD2 party, you'd get shitcanned right away for your negative relationship chance

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't right, your scenario is fabricated garbage. Your whole party won't heart attack from leaving a dungeon moron. And you've missed the point anyway, DD1 you can get right back into it within 10 minutes even after a wipe. DD2 it takes 2 hours to get back to the mountain boss. Your heroes start with no masteries and rng relationshit garbage. It's just a long boring game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to explain how the stress and heart attack mechanics work to someone that doesn't even bother to apologize when faced with proof that they are wrong. I'm done talking to (you)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not going to admit I suck dick and the only way my scenario is possible if I'm stupid enough to have my whole party at max stress and kept fighting
                Good thing you could attempt that boss dungeon again right away and not have to wait 2 hours like DD2

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you understand stress and heart attacks why did you keep dungeon crawling when your party was all at 80-90 stress? You are shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you were in my DD2 party, you'd get shitcanned right away for your negative relationship chance

                damn son. i'm not that non but how will he ever recover from this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >takes 2 hours to get back to that spot
          Yes the same intended gameplay loop as DD1, except it's nearly not as much of a timesink and you get metacurrency as consolation prize

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RNG
    You don't.

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