deaath stranding - god I fucking hate Kojima

"run around this empty beach while credits roll, then for a moment you sit down and get infodumped, then get up and repeat"
jesus fucking christ
all this after a bunch of one of the worst boss fights I have ever played, bunch of other retarded dialogue where everyone keeps repeating same shit
the story actually starts properly in the last third of the game, where you just get railroaded

first MGS games were a fluke
or he just didn't have enough influence on them

it has good ideas, the gameplay of walking is ironically the best part of it but everything else is a mess

I am not buying anything this hack makes ever again, maybe he should make use of his creative approach he taught himself of using the right part of brain then left side to realize he is retarded
this is made even worse by the fact that he acts and is praised like some kind of quirky auter by sony and celebs like Keighly because marketing

fuck you kojima, truly fuck you
abe didn't deserve it either

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

      >kino? in MY mindless pastime?
      holy fucking filtered

      Filtered

      >Death Stranding fans are literal NPCs, repeating their script at every opportunity

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will hard pass this shit forever until you can mod out the celebrities, including their voices

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino? in MY mindless pastime?
    holy fucking filtered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      throwing random shit and bloating game is not kino, it's not knowing how to edit and be succinct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this. The story itself and the world are extremely interesting to me, but it needed a few rewrites and some serious editing.

        Story and acting felt bizarre to me too until meeting Heartman, who i the first person to actually act like a real human bean.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Story and acting felt bizarre to me

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mario and princess beach
    what the fuck bro

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that whole subplot
      I dont know whether to laugh or cry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was it cringekino?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was never able to pay attention to the story, it is one of the worst executions I have ever seen in a screenplay. I cringed every cutscene I paid attention to. It's as if Kojima punished me for paying attention to what he wanted to say.

    The core gameplay works but could have been better.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pissing mechanic really triggers me, I hate stuff like that, gets my OCD going. When hiking I have to constantly check Sam doesn't need a piss and whenever I go to a shelter I have to tediously give him a shower and watch him pee and poop otherwise I get anxious about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pissing in the shelter doesn't have any impact on your piss amount when you're actually treking about

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i skip the story cuz i wanna play more of the game, i like the rewards each bunker gives you. i just got the backpack covering and its awesome, and i'm on my way to build the roads connecting to the incinerator so i can freely kill as many mules as possible with easy access to incinerate.

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