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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not you fricking idiot.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >joker before the zannies hit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need to go even further beyond

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need to go even further beyond

        Surprised no one has given him Bejitas Scouter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They gave him the face of Woody Harrelson and I do not like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DeadRising suffers from another shitty release
      JUST

      RE engine, baby. Can't wait for the animations.

      >RE engine
      >Looks like crap
      It does it again!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the man jaw industrial complex got to her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer her new look. Those lips

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to jerk off to jessie all the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't because I felt bad she died

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you dumb or something? Some women have always had strong jaws and plenty of hot celebrities have them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RE engine, baby. Can't wait for the animations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frank looks like my Nana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >joker before the zannies hit

      Why did they cast Al Bundy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasnt the shoestore he worked in in a mall?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quentin Tarantino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't Frank and Brad in their 30s? Why do they look fricking 70?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see Brad breeding Jessica

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Anon Brad is married

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built for shotas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up furgay

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Isabela
    Eh who cares about hispanic chicks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isabela is hotter than Jessica imotbhfamalamadingdong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this and tell me why Capcom isn't the best AAA company nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are it's just a shame alongside Atlus and many other companies that pump out top tier games they are filled with corporate israelitery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they relying on their shitty engine to cashgrab any other ip they own

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using in house engine means theyre cash grabbing

        That would be the Black folk who use Unreal like Rockstar did with the gta remasters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must love nintendo too

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no breasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jessie still has a nice pair

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >17 costumes in the Deluxe Edition
    >Lan Hikari
    >Blodia
    >Rikuo
    lmao

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK did they do to frank

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just why
    poor frank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No TJ Rotolo reprising his role as Frank
      Pass. Frank is not Frank without TJ Rotolo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could forgive everything else about the remaster if they had simply given me this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's based on his DR2 look, who aged 10 years in just 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      billions of youtube comments mention how he "Looks like his 2005 beta version" which I've literally never seen before lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because a youtuber made a bunch of videos about the betas, so now everyone knows about them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont worry goyim err I mean dear customer, you can have the real frank back, for a small fee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are they fricking for real? Why the frick wouldn't you just buy the original then? What AT ALL does the remake do better than the original?

        It's $10 on steam right now, with all the erotica still in it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Better controls, graphics and QoL. Modding will also be more active so you can make Jessie's breasts as big as you want in 4K with jiggle physics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >modders will fix it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ehance it*
              The remaster looks good, any modded stuff is gonna be extra

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do capcom shills really?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad ig

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PC plus modders will do it
            >capcom still mad about modders in general
            dead on arrival

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's $10 on steam right now, with all the erotica still in it.
          Not for long :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'ay I'll take that there fer free, bucko.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fix frank
        >Everyone else is still fricked.
        Good job not making money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like tarantino here

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >49.99 plus tax plus tip
    yeah, no thanks

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could do a lot worse than this, but the original is preferable in all regards based on what's been shown. I'm not sold on it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isabella looked like a werewolf in the original game so literally anything was bound to be an improvement

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just realized we're getting a second round of jessica r34
    there's always a silver lining bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even exist before and in good quality? I don't think good 3D stuff started showing up until the mid to late 2010s.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can get the OG game for 3 bucks on playasia right now lmao

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you get a bunch of new porn of X character but it's all based on a shitty new remake model
    I am so sick of this monkey paw. FF7 asiatic Tifa, Resident evil nuJill, etc..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blender exist for the sole purpose of altering said model you either do it yourself or wait for someone to do it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to mod out the time limit

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They raceswapped the chinese butcher

    He's now the fat guy from Toy Story 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair he looks like an actual butcher in america now, it's less interesting though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's obviously still chinese, I think they made him american chinese rather than fat yellow buddah from chinese restraunt logo

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern graphics so much

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they better keep Jessie's wide hips.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already shilling another demake
    no they didn't

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow they look so much better. finally, a remaster worth playing.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad.
    Wish she looked closer to her OG render. god she's so attractive

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how coom worthy a younger Hilde must have been?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you implying she isn't EXTREMELY coomworthy the way she is? because she is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm asking how much more coomworthy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Less coomworthy, actually.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an auto-save feature
    Fricking ruined

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y U C K

      Weird ass homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't homiegay his yuck, you stupid black-white knight golem.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In english, please.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y U C K

      people are saying yuck now but when people rip the models and make porn out of it with no alteration to the models themselves, you guys are going to coom all over it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no alteration
        removing the dogshit RE engine lighting, texture problems and grainy artifacts is already a big step up as is evident by existing content.
        Capcom for some reason always gives character lifeless, unfocused eyes.. yet random nobodies on the internet are able to fix it and do a better job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y U C K

      Isabella looks fine. Jessica's main difference is larger eyes which will probably work in her favour because it gives her a cuter look.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cutie pie to average las angeles la creatura

      Y U C K

      >cutie pie to age like milk white woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking like a unlit unrendered Gmod Model

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y U C K

      >RE engine designed specifically for Resident Evil
      >RE7 embraced the engine's weaknesses by making every character have matted, greasy hair and deformed faces.
      >Now every Capcom use RE engine
      >Nearly 2 decade old games have more appealing hair and faces
      It's funny how they only showed Isabella's new model in the main trailer while everyone else got side by side comparisons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isabella looks really bad ngl, I think they should fix her hair

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y U C K

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remake has nice DSLs. I look forward to the wave of blender porn where she's sucking dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      old model conveys emotion, face looks like it has life. new model is soulless with empty eyes as is typical of modern hack developers.
      as usual Ganker is oblivious and appears to mostly prefer the modern the shit.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced this board is full of shills. There is nobody in this world who thinks this looks better than the original, which is usually the case for all remasters. Everytime a new remaster comes out there are countless THREADS about how the new game is better in everyway possible while the REPLIES are usually against it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you even talking about? every single post I've seen about this game is some homosexual having a meltdown about imaginary issues that doesn't exist
      i swear you whiny fricking trannies are more dramatic than my gf when she's on her monthly cycle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about facts while you are talking about trannies.

        >There is nobody in this world who thinks this looks better than the original
        i do and im not even buying it because i thought the original sucked. lol

        So you hate this one as well, good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is nobody in this world who thinks this looks better than the original
      i do and im not even buying it because i thought the original sucked. lol

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >highlighted the ugly ass dog from the original intro
    ok thats pretty funny

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL nice try shill. Somebody compare bodies to destroy this man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >won't do it himself
      Lazy homosexual

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Step outside your house
    >Hear this
    What do you do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for them to smack into a tree

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >necklace doesn't reach her breasts
    >cleavage lessened
    dropped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. She's better in the face but they fricked that up

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is this they all look terrible and i thought the boss nu face was bad lmao

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm awaiting a remake of 2 to see what they do with my wife Bibi

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what actually happened when frank saw zombie jessie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna need to see the uncensored version

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nerfed Jessie's breasts
    >improved

    Once again, we are gonna have to rely on mods. Also AI mods for Frank West voice.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jessie looks significantly older but at least she's still thicc as frick.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Ganker is literally making shit up to be upset most of these changes are literal 1 to 1 expect for a handful of SLIGHT changes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just nostalgiagayging

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker just likes to be contrarian. It's bizarre though, this remake does have some genuine issues and yet they choose to focus on shit that's either nonexistent or not an issue

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50$

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dollar sign after

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you can save jessie in this new deluxe remaster

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Autosave has Frank piss his pants

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game has no place in modern times
    >erotic photo ops is sexual harassment
    >making fun of mentally disturbed people
    >making fun of fat people
    >one of the villains is a lesbian rapist
    how are they gonna censor all this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will all be rewritten as sympathetic heroes.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good enough.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope the weapon physics is the same or improved.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks they still look good? Kinda feel like I'm in bizarro world right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she looks great but they nerfed her cleavage which sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern game slurper
      modern games can't look good since mid gen 7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon no
      you are asking for trouble saying things like that

      just nod and pretend it looks bad

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