Deadlock

>How do I get into playtest?
Someone in the playtest needs to invite your email to playtest.
Doesn't matter what email you use.
It doesn't need to be your steam email.
It can be an alt/throwaway whatever.
Just make sure you have access to email.
>I am impatient. How do I make sure I am in?
Enter your email and any random password here https://project8.dev/login/login
If it says wrong password, you made it. Just wait for your email.
If it says user does not exist, you didn't make it or need to wait a few more days.
>How long does it usually take to get email?
It seems to take around 2-4 days to get your email.
>Why do I need to be invited NA?
Only NA invitations get in for now.
>Where do I beg???
HERE.

There are currently 17k players in the playtest.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their marketing move is working perfectly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Leakers are actually working for the company
      Color me shocked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best marketing they could have done is make the game really fun and let people play it.

      So ya the marketing works

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://store.steampowered.com/app/2882440/DEVIL_BLADE_REBOOT/

        shits a real butt-clencher

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is it hard as touhou or easy like undertale. looks cool to me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mods just let blatant marketing threads run rampant?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you might not be in their favor, Sukhdeep Dikshit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Lady Geist and The Administrator be friends if they met?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >acting like the administrator wouldn’t kill her the second she finds out about the outhkeeper being able to keep people young forever
      Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hoodwinkmain
      Dumb gulagagite

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denounce Ivy and you might get an invite from me.
    No proton or temp emails btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ill wait for the heavy update before i do that homosexual ivychad4lyf

      [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          valve employee here
          accepted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have my sincerest thanks amigo

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dear anon

    my autism requires me to play this game

    best regards, some fricking moron

    my email: [email protected]

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >protonmail
    not inviting you nogs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because there are malicious script kiddies lurking Ganker and the person you're replying to is one of them and is trying to farm email addresses. Throwaway emails are usually linked to nothing important while addresses linked to verifiable social media accounts could yield valuable metadata and even enough information to spoof password security questions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is paranoia of a new level. But sure, I am the élite super hacker and selling everyones info that post in these threads. I've made hundreds just today.
          Unironically push yourself in front of a train terry

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said script kiddie, big difference. I've made friends from Ganker who did malicious shit like what I explained constantly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literal schizo tier post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know security questions aren't used anymore right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does that mean I have a chance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that means you are in my brother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that means u got in idiot

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bebop's bomb infinitely scaling??

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://vocaroo.com/1fjMh34dsymT

    NEON PRIME OH NEON PRIME
    WE COULD HAVE HAD CRAP BUT VALVE AIN'T RYE
    JUST TAKE YOUR TIME, AND ENJOY THE TIDE
    AND WHILE YOU WAIT, MAKE YOUR GARGOYLE PILE

    NEON PRIME OH NEON PRIME
    FILL THE FORM AND GET IN LINE
    THE CHILLY AMPHIBIAN IS DOING JUST FINE
    FOR IT SEEMS THAT VALVE IS STILL IN ITS PRIME

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whos the first one getting major changes and nerfs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haze
      please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infernus and Yamato. The former especially. His dash needs a nerf late game. You literally cannot kill him because he can spam run away. Will probably get either a CD nerf or a speed nerf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >changes
      as in kit changed maybe yamato

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think lifesteal/spirit steal as a whole needs a major rework, it feels stupid OP even if you get healsbane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox. Most people are only playing her for her 3 and barely use the the rest of her kit. Any time I've seen her alt used its felt like they accidently pressed 4 instead of 3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's unironically a better sniper than Vindicta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nerfs?
      it's going to be bebop, devs are realizing it's way too easy to land hooks right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hooks are super easy to land to the point where it's not even satisfying for the player, bebop default fire laser is moronicly good, bebop ult is moronic good, sticky bombs can very nearly OHKO anyone, yea nerf dis gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerfs
      Bebop
      Paradox
      >Buffs
      Wraith
      Yamato
      Both are embarrassingly bad and in wraith's case she just needs a whole new kit entirely because frick she is a huge nothingburger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn’t see the yamato in sinatraa’s game last night pop the frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yamato
        Yeah, no. HYD is the current best Yamato player and he pretty much dominates games and carries his team so hard. Buffing Yamato will only make HYD even stronger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was checking a replay and coincidentally it was HYD and holy shit yeah I'm taking back what I said about Yamato. Stand by Wraith 100% regardless though. Also Yamato is FULLY MODELED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop with this e-celeb bullshit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t.ranny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your bestest render work or animation
      you know, for research....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your bestest render work or animation
      you know, for research....

      Second, with proof ofc

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not responding to every post but i invited you all
    be sure to pass it on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it says my account is locked, does that mean i am in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry forgot to mention i only invited the g-mail users that i can backtrace to a real social
      anything else gets shift+clicked
      these are the rules

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not posting my real gmail on fricking 4 chan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no invite
          simple as

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what qualifies as a social?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i posted mine multiple times, I have gotten 0 spam.
          It's okay I know you still think the internet is a new technology where all strangers online are spooky. I bet you think rated M games makes you more violent.

          Fricking moron living in the early 2000s

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you must be a moron to think thats what i think
            its just basic fricking knowledge not to post the gmail linked to your bank account on a website known to frick around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kinda insane to think people post their actual emails on Ganker of all places

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am risking getting signed up on spam sites because I know I can only trust some random anon on basket weaving forum
        invite me pretty please...
        [email protected]

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one in these threads should be in the beta. I won't invite anyone here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tranimal posters do not get invites
      sorry not sorry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trump lost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trump won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chadimal posts do get invites
      can't be sorry sorry

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's alot of paperwork
    is she doing her taxes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE WANTS TO BE INVITED THAT'S ALL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is this sudden wave of new Ivy art coming from? NOT LIKE IM COMPLAINING, just curious is all :3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          valve commissioned artists for this "leak" wave

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was me. I comissioned the art.

            [...]

            Invited

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I too commission art of Ivy
              https://files.catbox.moe/fabfpw.jpg

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                foot fetish ruined pic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EXCELLENTO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man the more I look at this drawing, the more I fall in love with it like no lie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think i like this artist sketches done this way more than regular shaded and painted ones

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Invited
              God bless you if true anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she looks so stupid (compliment)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This could be us if you sent me an invite
    [email protected]

    https://files.catbox.moe/8706wb.png

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in these threads should be in the alpha. I will invite anyone here.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember that you could be invited but it takes days for it to go through. be patient and dont spam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also remember that if the spam annoys you, filtering their domains makes these threads much easier on your eyes

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got a screencap of the invitation letter?

    looking to make a few 'invites' myself >:)

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the item list in Dota 2 terms? Saw an image yesterday but forgot to save

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help a dota autist play something else

    if not, ill queue again
    feed my autism anons

    email: [email protected]

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's still thousands of beggars in these threads
    I thought y'all got invited already wtf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      word is getting out so there's exponentially more beggars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its all discord troons now. Everyone anon who wanted an invite should have one by now. I already invited like 15 people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve started cutting back on how much people are getting in and its the weekend so there hasn't been any invite waves for a couple days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We had an invite wave this morning. I've not seen any real slow down. The official mod and connection to valve says they have not paused, they are just staggering waves throughout the day instead of all at once in the morning like they had been doing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you show the contents of that e-mail?
          for research purposes?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              excellent, thanks >:)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why would you post that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally has 0 sensitive information, I censored everything. Truly the end

                how long did it take for the email to be sent out

                You have 0 indication you have been invited. But as everyone else has said its a minimum 1 day and maximum 5 days to get in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                someone posted it before and then someone else copied it to send phishing emails to everyone who was e-begging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh kek. I didn't even think to be that malicious. But if people fall for something then they dumb. The official email requires you to do nothing but insert a CD key into steam.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They added in an extra line to click on a link if their CD key didn't work

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they can see your invite key was sent at 7:47 PDT
                why do you think invites are staggered now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how long did it take for the email to be sent out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              would you as so kindly invite 1 more autist to join your team in deadlock?

              yours truly, autism anon

              for business inquiries: [email protected]

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Any chance of an invite lads? I'll share the ones I get here.

              [email protected]

              You got in, nice, maybe you could share an invite perhaps *wink wink* *nudge nudge* *wink wink nudge*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When did you supposedly got invited?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. It still shows user doesn't exist for me after an anon said they invited me. Does it take a bit to show incorrect password or was he bullshitting? If not, trying again: [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it can take anywhere up to a day, cause valve is sending the actual invites in waves. But idfk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my autistic ass was playing fricking dota. i only heard about deadlock because i saw someone post about it in the gulag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically all Russians/Chinese/Venezuelans trying to get and sell keys. Ignore them all. It's very likely ~40 same people just trying to get multiple keys to sell. If you have invites to give out, don't give them here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you have invites to give out
        that's not how it works moron, you can literally invite an infinite number of people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously I don't have access

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm personally linking these threads in the invite request Discords.

      Cry about it, you manbaby. Gatekeeping is cringe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking christ no wonder. Bunch of tourists all pouring into the threads begging for invites. Probably won't even leave this thread as they think the site is some elite dark net hacker cult they'll get arrested for being on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everyone outside Ganker makes it out to be some dark twisted hacker cult
          in reality its all edgy and mentally ill humans who dont really care

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's better that normies think we're a dark cult, theres been a bunch of clout chasing homosexuals that don't know how to hide their power level and bragging that they go on le epic 4chinz

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yea guys, you won't believe it, yesterday I was on 4 chan :shock shock shock:
              mf this aint the dark web, even if it was, it would mostly be drugs like holy shit gtfo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'd rather people think we're the dark web so i don't have the misfortune of seeing 16 year olds opinions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so i don't have the misfortune of seeing 16 year olds opinions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's better that normies think we're a dark cult, theres been a bunch of clout chasing homosexuals that don't know how to hide their power level and bragging that they go on le epic 4chinz

            yea guys, you won't believe it, yesterday I was on 4 chan :shock shock shock:
            mf this aint the dark web, even if it was, it would mostly be drugs like holy shit gtfo

            nobody believes Ganker is some kind of dark web anymore
            the Ředditors constatly look at these threads and crosspost from it and even the guy who drew most of the ivy shit posted his collection on Ředdit
            it's been over for years now, Ganker IS the normalgay central and pretending otherwise is just delusional

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thats fricking reddit

              most people still think Ganker is some hell hole
              some on reddit were smart enough to not be stupid, but even on reddit a lot still dont dare come on here

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will never understand why you morons keep thinking there's some sort of barrier of entry for either site. "B-buh muh Black person word" like they care if they can't get any clout or satisfaction from reporting for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you need to be mentally ill enough to enjoy it
                anyone can join, most will leave in 1 minute because the website doesnt spoon feed dopamine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. Otherwise the shit Ganker says reddits wouldn't exist (and they only exist because of clout).
                >anyone can join, most will leave in 1 minute because the website doesnt spoon feed dopamine
                Lol. Lmao.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              34yo dude here, I started coming here for spoilers for games and manga, other than some moronic poltards leaking here you guys are fine so are the weebs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been here since 2005 and I know it's not dangerous, however I've also had friends ive made on this website that have fricked with people posting their real emails. It is low hanging fruit and this website attracts a few malignantly moronic people

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [email protected] If you invite me you will get a gf (female) before the end of the year. That is what I wish for you anon ^^

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One anon can make me a very happy boy with an invite, I will be your healbawd if necessary

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don’t understand why any one here is interested in this it looks like shit

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    And the list goes on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I get it, but why would you search for unique active effect instead of the item directly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because maybe I can't remember the exact name?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are being disingenuous, I guarantee every single high level or old player doesn't know/remember the names of active item effects, but knows every single item and what it does
          but thats

          ok but in league you can still search ninja tabis despite it literally not being the name of the boots anymore. theres nothing wrong with more search filters.

          still fair. Although I am pretty sure dota also has aliases at least for hero search (natures prophet - furion), not sure about items though (daedalus - burize)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you are being disingenuous
            No I'm not, I still can't remember how Sheepstick's called in Dota 2. Thankfully though you can search for sheep, it comes up in search.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not Knowing (Guinsoo's) Scythe of Vyse
              yeah you're outing yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What can I say? I have 2k hours in dota 2 but I played hon the most.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guinsoo is from league of legends idiot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both items were named after the same guy, he worked on Dota and League

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the most pure newbie, guinsoos is one of the original devs of dota.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Back in my day trolling meant something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most of league devs were originally from dota.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok but in league you can still search ninja tabis despite it literally not being the name of the boots anymore. theres nothing wrong with more search filters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc HoN used to have both dota and hon item descriptions indexed so you could search for either and still get the item you need. Dunno what's icefrog's problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to search for Bullet Lifesteal when I'm playing Haze, wtf Volvo?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aight gays i'll invite 2 anons, just post your favourite cartoon from childhood, correct answers only

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This could be us if you sent me an invite
      [email protected]

      https://files.catbox.moe/8706wb.png

      My life as a teenage robot obviously... but also Chowder, god I love Chowder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I forgot to say MLAATR too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post favorite Chowder joke, if kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ezpz https://youtu.be/Yc1qRtFAalk?si=sjVgEdqyqchyHPPK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ed Edd Eddy and some weird ass rescue team anime(?) that had one scene where the protagonist burned his hands and some hot girl shoved his hands in-between her breasts to cure him. Yes, I would also love to remember the name of that show
      [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        courage the cowardly dog
        [email protected]

        [email protected]

        Megas XLR and Avatar

        Danger Mouse.

        [email protected]

        [email protected]
        courage the cowardly dog ofc.

        should take about 3-5 days now that more people are joining

        [...]
        My life as a teenage robot obviously... but also Chowder, god I love Chowder

        you're a homosexual degenerate but ultimately felt bad and invited you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if this is real, you're a god damn legend. Thanks so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Jack

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs
    Please send key here [email protected]
    I am very much thank you

    pls

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joever.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would post my email but I've been doing it like every thread the past week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but i have invites across several accounts now and have sold one for $399 USD

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lads pls help me out. i main Bane in dota btw.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i'll be sure to invite you guys since I got invited but havent received mine yet.

    but you have to tell me whos your favorite dota character. its okay if you dont play the game, your favorite character design is fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      invoker or phantom assassin because I love being annoying and mentally ill

      email: [email protected]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm already in the devtest but i want to answer anyways, I always play enchantress when i'm playing with friends but i also love playing skeleton king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already in but I think the coolest character in dota is the guy who combines spells.
      I tried him a few times and it's neat he has more abilities than most characters and has a lot of options available to him.
      I'm bad at dota so never went far or tried to learn it proper though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my fav dota character is drow but i dont play her alot since i main support

      [email protected]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ogre Magi for sure. Walking up and hitting max on the slots is what I live for. Vengeful close second though.
      [email protected]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a bunch of them
      Ogre Magi because the multicast is always gteat when it lands
      Juggernaut just because landing an omnislash on a single enemy and killing it is great, Sven because the cleave is kust great for farming and the aghs is fun to use
      FV because of backtack and his time walk, I actually expected paradox to have something similar
      Drow Ranger snd Luns for being top Cuties, Doom and Nightstalker because i like their designs, DK for being so easy to play and build
      and others
      no invite needed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to pick just one so ill do 3. Rubick is super fun and chaotic to play, plus his design is just great. Bounty Hunter as a roaming support is fun. Broodmother was my favorite back when web gave stealth, I still like her now but she doesn't feel as dominant as lane, and I dont like playing Mid which is where she usually goes now. Id do solo offlane and let my core trilane, and just eat the support every 30 seconds and take tower in 9 minutes.

      email is [email protected] if anyone has an extra key.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite heroe with more than 300 matches is nevermore.
      Favorite design gotta be dark willow

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you select "other region" while inviting somebody they get blacklisted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can already see some sad gay inviting everyone and putting "other region" so they all get blacklisted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Already doing so 😉
        Blame people linking these threads on discord

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesnt know they also ban the account that submits other region requests

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just know you are one sad frick, gatekeeping a game then complaining you get bad teammates.
          you would 100% be crying for an invite if you didnt get one already, the power trip is crazy on ur ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of these new players coming in are the ones that are shit teammates, third worlders with no brain who can't even read the minimap. Gatekeeping is great and a lack of gatekeeping is one of the main reasons so many fanbases go to shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes, people with 1000s of hours in dota or other shooters are 100% trash

              you are an edgy teen on a power trip who has no happiness in life so he tries to prevent everyone from feeling happy, you arent a hero, you are just sad

              Get help anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? You do know the person with the most matches all time in Dota is a fricking herald moron? Time spent /= not being moronic. But I guess you wouldn't find it strange suddenly all the threads are filled with people speaking broken english begging for invites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                time spent = lower chance of being moronic

                stop acting like your moronic power trip is justified

                seek therapy moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just told you why you're wrong but you just double down. You're moronic, I'm sorry. I can't tell you to get mental help, there's nothing out there to cure you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and i just told you how you are plain fricking wrong

                playtime does indeed corelate to not being dogshit at the game

                the fact that some moron has 40k hours and is stuck in the lowest rank doesnt mean everyone who has a lot of playtime is shit

                more playtime = less of a chance of being shit

                exceptions exist, and the fact your brain cant understand that means you are one of those exceptions who spent too much time being alive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't even read your post, you are a waste of time. I imagine passing a kidney stone is more pleasant than you. Frick off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can't understand statistics
                someone survived rabies so rabies isnt deadly
                thats your logic you gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day insufferable homosexual Black folkhit baboon moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              exactly, so no moron can tell me that posting my real email with my bank account linked and every social is safe and the norm, that would make me the moron

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she sat on a puddle while roosting on a perch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot, ivy should hold paradox next

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Swingers
        Lewd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very but also to see more paradox art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ivy looks way too relaxed for this to have been anything but consensual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M-More!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Draw Lash hanging this ugly bat creatura

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lash can't lift her, she's several hundred lbs of stone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He does so regularly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rock hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the help para

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Used to fricking hate Ivy posting but this drawing... it broke me. I'm converted I'm 120% ROCK HARD

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can't give you an invite since I am not but I am really glad you are drawing wifey.
    Please don't stop if you do get in.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Kelvin

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Supposedly got invited friday night
    >still no forum account

    im losin it bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When people say "sent ;)" they mean the opposite, newpal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it wasn't just a sent 🙂
        so I have hope still...

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this grey black guy. reminds me of the princess and the frog villain

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been jonesing to play a support character in a game, who are the supports in deadlock

    also invite me
    [email protected]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are no pure supports

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aw. are there healers/buffers or is it more just disruption and slows?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dynamo has an aoe heal and theres active healing items you can buy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dynamo has an aoe heal and theres active healing items you can buy

          Ivy is basically a pure support.
          McGinnis has a straight up heal cirrrcle she can throw on the ground.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dynamo has an aoe heal and theres active healing items you can buy

            that's good enough for me, I hope it's fun

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s still not in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm not in you got a problem with that you little shit? Shoot me an invite then.

      [email protected]

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >drm
    >"licenses" to games you don't really own
    >lootboxes
    >astroturfing
    It's okay when Valve does it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    its okay because this time its actually video game related from a video game company. its not marketing some twitter account, some youtube account, some twitch account, some eceleb, etc. its a real video game.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh I would have assumed valve would lock down invites after the big leak. I don't really expect to get an invite from here, but I might as well try. I was in the dota beta and still play, if that matters. [email protected]

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dive into every lane and feed the enemy cause wanna get a sick kill as Mo

    I am bad at the game and will make it everybody elses problem

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it any good? is icefrog involved?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good, yes icefrog is involved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Yoshi Exploshi Icefrog is probably why this game exists

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [email protected]
    we can play together, maybe even hop on discord if you'd like. I just like playing games and am always open to new friends : )

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not sent

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check some random emails from this thread
    >literally nobody is getting in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going by the playercount on the dev forums, they only let in 1000 people today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      takes a few days for people to get accepted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes a day or two for people to be accepted I thought. The people who are most likely where already invited days prior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's beggar/datamine thread
      Prove me wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The account doesnt get created instantly, moron. They are done in batches.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if a kind anon wouldnt mind.. the weather is bad here and i could use a game to play
    [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay lmao which one of you signed me up for scientology today, thats fricking hilarious not even mad

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only NA invitations get in for now.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoonfeed me what items to buy for abrams to not get instamelted in fights, some kind of survivability build. Plus what do I need to actually do damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leech, resistances, duration and cdr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cdr is what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cooldown reduction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All lifesteal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a recommended tab, extrapolate from there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recommended tab is very wrong and should never be used.
        That being said you can set up and make your own recommended page from the characteer build menu and i highly recommend doing so.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recommended tab is very wrong and should never be used.
        That being said you can set up and make your own recommended page from the characteer build menu and i highly recommend doing so.

        Does a single MOBA even have a good recommended page? Has it ever improved in dota 2 or is it still awful?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not the worst recommendation but once you play a character enough you should be branching out to the full pages and seeing what fits your needs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dota 2 used to be fine and still fine for some heroes, but these lists need to be maintained, which they don't do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          smite USED to have it before the UI change

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are recommended items ever good in any games like this? It seems to me that the moment something gets put into recommended/suggested, it becomes very popular and therefore other people start buying items that counter recommended items, making recommended items useless, detrimental even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullet armor
      Spirit Armor
      Spirit life steal
      Improved duration

      Those should be your core 4 items IMO.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s the regen time on shields when they’re not completely deleted? I know it’s 60 secs when it hits 0.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is spirit lifesteal used over bullet lifesteal in every public build?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got my email about 4 hours ago. thank you to the anon who invited me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eurogay
        >queues are open from 2 am till 12 pm
        lmao i gotta wake up early if i want to play

        pic related
        also it showed up in junk mail

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when did you get invited?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            either wednesday or thursday. i havent begged since because someone in the thread replied with "invited :)"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh nice... maybe i'll get an email soon since someone said they sent one friday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc and done

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that im in i need to convince my homies that they should play, will i get beaned for steaming to friends in a private discord call?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as long as they dont record and share the gameplay, no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show butthole and I'll invite you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't have any saved 😮 but

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats fricking disgusting. no invite for you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disgusting. Please have a nice day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can tell me this in game and maybe I'll listen ^^

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then take one. I'm in, I'm being serious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are asking photos of a man, are you a homo?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Femboys are women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more pics
      Where was the previous pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll invite you tomorrow then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Images like this really make me wonder why is there even such a thing as women-only clothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post more of your skirt please

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >proton.me

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you landed a succesful parry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know how it's supposed to work.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, I like to build McGinnis turrets to be as obnoxious as possible.
    I can see players getting visibly annoyed at being constantly peppered by pinpoint accurate long range tanky self sustaining slowing harassment machines, when they start barrelling down the lane ignoring my teammates to try and kill me.
    Hahahaha!!!!

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so good, its unironically gonna blow up. Probably not as popular as Dota but up there for sure.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people really need a tutorial for this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never heard tales of Valve QA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tutorial and UI is bad in other ways so i mean its a good thing they even show you the basic controls

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In fact, I will invite anyone itt who posts their (own) cute butthole.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are there games up for spectating if you can't play games right now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are the last played games @ 3am, it's just bugged and says live

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to /vg/ please

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wiener.li

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played Smite before, how is this similar to other ASShomosexualS? Is it just a third person shooter with all the other elements like items, creeps, and map buffs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is literally 3rd person Dota. I think the only major difference aside from the obvious camera dropdown is the lack of teleport scrolls which I wish existed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a teleport building you can walk into

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but it's not really the same. Like imagine some Infernus is tower diving you and you can TP onto their statue guy and just beat his ass in. That's the power of a TP scroll in Dota.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is a third person shooter with all those elements
        smite is a moba where your camera is locked behind your hero, the map is completely flat

        just imagine smite but good and everyone has a gun.

        That sounds like fun. I've been craving something like this but I don't want to play a slow clucky moba.
        Begging for an invite again because nobody invited me yesterday 🙁 [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think a horizontal zipline could work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a third person shooter with all those elements
      smite is a moba where your camera is locked behind your hero, the map is completely flat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine smite but good and everyone has a gun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically Paragon? I mean they don't all have literal guns but kinda.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kind of but the lead dev is icefrog and the map is more interesting

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 days have passed and i havent gotten into the forums yet, am i fricked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not sneed
      Off to other regions you go

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please I need to play this game I'm a sucker for shooters with this kind of movement and have played ASShomosexualS (WC3's DotA to HoN to DOTA2) extensively in the past. This thing is right up my alley.
    I BEG.
    [email protected]
    thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a sucker for shooters with this kind of movement
      that Black person homosexual which is IceFrog dedided to patch this movement technique out, you can thank him for ruining some of only fun things in the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        camposanto at it again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, i'll tell him to add it back
        he will listen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have movement system with stamina management
        >hey what if this thing with 0 stamina cost just made you faster
        And you thought it was gonna stay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        icehomosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black personFROG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a fricking jackass. Make skills that cancel it out or make being airborne without flying dangerous don't cheap out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I fricking knew this was gonna happen, icefraud is catering to zoomer Black personhomosexual brains that are allergic to fast movement like in good old quake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll invite you but that shit already got removed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a sucker for shooters with this kind of movement
        that Black person homosexual which is IceFrog dedided to patch this movement technique out, you can thank him for ruining some of only fun things in the game

        Why must we suffer?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD A BLACK GUY
    THIS GAME IS WOKE THIS GAME IS WOOOOOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE DEI DEI DEI

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To get flex slots do you need to last hit the objective or can it be anyone on your team?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just destroying the towers. Your creeps could destroy the towers and you'd still get it.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which characters are getting rehauled or are neon prime leftovers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen Neon Prime versions from Bebop, Seven, Gheist, Wraith and Lash so I guess those are already "ported". Grey Talon may be the worst offender with his green glowy bow.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how hard this game mogs other 3rd person ASShomosexualS games, like that new one Predecessor. Complete dog shit comparatively

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Predecessor isn't new, it's pieced together from the free assets that Epic released after they closed Paragon. Makes sense that a free asset flip would suck balls.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [email protected]
    while we wait for a generous anon to invite us, what's everyones favourite TF2 map
    for me its hightower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely love Gravel Pit. It's where I got my first 20 killstreak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm all about the original maps, in their old unbalanced configurations. I loved being able to kill before round start as pyro or soldier.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was invited yesterday, I did the
    >Enter your email and any random password here
    thing and my account does not exist, supposedly
    I-i guess I will wait more...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie i waited 4 days frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you seem upset

        The what thing? Anon there is a shit ton of scams going on right now. Here is how it works

        1. Someone puts in your email in game
        2. You get a email from valve with a cd key

        That's it. Anything else is a scam , also if the cdkey does not work it's a scam

        The thing from the OP, where you supposedly test if your account's been made or not, idk
        But yeah I'll be patient

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The what thing? Anon there is a shit ton of scams going on right now. Here is how it works

      1. Someone puts in your email in game
      2. You get a email from valve with a cd key

      That's it. Anything else is a scam , also if the cdkey does not work it's a scam

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it safe to put your email here? I have a burner alternate email but I don't want spambots to pick it up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With an alt email address you might just aswell post it, if its not that important to that is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay if anyone sends me an invite to the funny game I will reward you with an EXTREMELY lewd story of Ivy Imp...h-holding your hand and kissing your forehead =)

        cbgravity
        +
        @outlook.com

        Spaced it out so bots don't pick it up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay Anon you caught my attention, enjoy that invite but this better be real and good like Ivy levels of good
          Post this shit here ( if you actually are even going to ) so all the Ivy chads can witness it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You earned it friend. Scientology and Ivy. I won today. Hope the thread doesn't end before I can finish it. *cracks knuckles* Gonna make it in a seperate post so you know I'm not leaving you hanging.

            >Gotham City Imposters
            holy frick i haven't heard that name in years
            is it still around? i loved it on my 360

            You can still play on PC because there is client servers! It's off of steam so you have to get it from steamDB. There is a tight knit community with people still playing occassionally!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ivy kicks her legs back and forth. "Hola, Anon! Sit with me?" She slowly moves her clawed hand in a circle while licking her lips as you are beckoned closer to her. After sitting your buns down next to her you can feel her curled tail wrap around her waist while she giggles with the feisty flair of a taco bell employee who is trying to hit on you. "Mmmm, handsome cabron! Ehehehe!~ Como estas?" She casually places your hand on her behind so you can give it a meaty squeeze and feel all the cake she is packing in tight overalls that are coated in her feminine sweat. You can faintly smell charcoal and brimstone in the air as her nose ring jingles up and down.

            "Are you taken, pervertido? Bet not. No woman can satisfy your lust for imps." She decides to take your relationship to the next level and squeezes your hand tightly and it feels like your souls were now intertwined as she stroked your palm as if she was trying to read your fortune to show your future together. "Strong hands. Manly hands. Me like! Me Like!" Ivy puffs a small ring of smoke in your face shaped like a heart and you can hear her heart beat steadily growing faster. "Gimme a beso, gringo~!" She kisses you across your mouth and you can feel her dripping fangs and snout press against your head as she pushes you closer to her face and wraps you in a hug.

            "You are mine now. Forever. Sorry! Esos son los descansos!" Ivy cheekily chuckles and stares off into the sunset with you while letting you lean your weary head on your shoulder. You could tell you were gonna enjoy Deadlock until they make a card game out of it.

            Hope you enjoy, anon! Thanks so much for the beta referal!

            are you the mondealy guy by any chance, this is like that very same artstyle youre rockin as seen in said game

            Nah just a writegay who usually does stuff for /trash/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you the mondealy guy by any chance, this is like that very same artstyle youre rockin as seen in said game

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I get an invite, I will pray for you, your family and your friends for an entire week, anon

    [email protected]

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's primary weapon is the best at confirming/stealing souls? Bebop's laser seems like its the best at it but I haven't played most of the cast to know if anyone's better at it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically anyone with heavy amounts of ammo
      so ivy is pretty high on the board for being a soulstealing c**t which is why her early laning phase blows wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone's primary fire is a projectile while bebop's is a hitscan beam.
      it's basically the same for everyone outside of ammo counts and reload times.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this invite begging is going to look stupid in a couple of weeks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god it's anonymously done with burner emails, huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Beta getting shut down in a couple of weeks confirmed

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Yamato a ninja or samurai anons. This is important

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a samurai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a crime boss so i guess a samurai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai, 3 of her abilities are based on her sword

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SMNC, Gotham City Imposters, Loadout, TF2, GunDog, Microvoltz Surge.
      *slurps diet monster* Eeyup, kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gotham City Imposters
        holy frick i haven't heard that name in years
        is it still around? i loved it on my 360

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smnc enjoyer
      get your ass in here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brother plz [email protected]
        some anons signed me up for prolife email newsletter now T.T

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's basically a beta version, it's valve polished enough to be fun as frick in its current state, gameplay works, map works, and the ui works... it's only months away from an open beta I'm guessing
        [...]
        this game was so niche I think this is the first time ive seen someone with more than 3 hours played. invited because you stuck with the shit you liked until it died

        It's reassuring to know people feel me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh frick another SMNC enjoyer! Wish I could also see how much hours I dumped into the original MNC on the 360.

      [email protected]

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for the subscription to The Jerusalem Post, anon! Shabbat shalom or whatever

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might had fell to the shill, by being interested in trying the game even if I dont have hope for this game to be good at least long term.
    But even im not interested in wasting time & effort in trying to play an ALPHA version of the game.
    What is your excuse, anons? Why not wait for the game release or at least a beta of it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm surprised there isn't a minion summoner character in the game yet.
      the best we have are turrets but that's not really it.

      cause the game is fun right now and nobody knows how to play the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a hero that can summon 2 goons to follow you or another teammate and there's a chick that puts down cat turrets.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cat turrets

          hopefully just a mcginnis rework, already annoyed enough by mcginnis turrets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hopefully just a mcginnis rework
            No. The hero seems ready to be added to the roster and the turrets have some gimmick where you have to be standing near them for them to activate. Also the turrets shoot beems at enemies that turn them into cats that can be detonated.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shoot beams at enemies that transforms them into cats and manual detonation sticky bomb

              valve...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >detonation sticky bomb
                There is a very early concept for a hero called bomber that has some kind of stick jump ability.

                >the turrets shoot beems at enemies that turn them into cats that can be detonated
                what?

                If you have the game, go into sandbox and put " citadel_create_unit hero_nano " into console and then take control of the bot with the sandbox menu. Mess around with her kit and you'll see what I mean.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the turrets shoot beems at enemies that turn them into cats that can be detonated
              what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically a beta version, it's valve polished enough to be fun as frick in its current state, gameplay works, map works, and the ui works... it's only months away from an open beta I'm guessing

      I miss this hyper-niche genre combo throw a homie a bone here.

      [email protected]

      this game was so niche I think this is the first time ive seen someone with more than 3 hours played. invited because you stuck with the shit you liked until it died

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a good chance valve will host a $1m+ prize pool tournament near the release of the game and the early play testers will have an insane advantage at it not only because they’ve had the game for longer, but because they can network during the playtest and practice team play in stacks. I’m playing this alpha because it gives me the best shot at winning big.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever been interested in game development from the early stages to the finishing stages? It's very likely people are able to play the game until release date so they will pretty much see all the changes the game will through. It's cool and plus, it's fricking Valve of all people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason i want in is because id like to play the game before it becomes another solo queue ranked simulator. During alpha/beta times when everyone is just testing things out the game is at its most soulful

      so id appreciate if anyone has a spare invite to send out

      help me get out of the gulag anon. pls
      [email protected]

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [email protected]

    Please :3. Been playing DOTA and CS for 2 decades now, was in dota 2 beta too, would love to give this a shot

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is any Dota2 gay playing?
    will I like it if I like dota2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it but suck at aiming and shooters in general, you can do cool dota stuff like deny exp and split push.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy it. Itemization is very similar, there's last hitting, denying, only difference is you have to aim instead of right clicking and there's some silly movement tech that keeps it more engaging

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Iron branch costs as much as morbid mask

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          melee-only lifesteal kind of sucks when everyone has a gun

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://soundcloud.com/romaskosmodroma/she-outta-pocket
      beat type shit to listen to when you got enough of pocket

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so can I get an invite if im EU?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes if you are willing to deal with NA ping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can but you'll be forced to play in NA servers with 180 ping.

      Is the game running on Souce 2?

      Yes, Sauce 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup, valve don't check where you're actually from

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but the person inviting you has to put you down as NA
      and there's only NA servers for now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there interface for switching servers? Or is it better to wait for beta/whatever phase when they will mass invite every player?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have to invite you as NA tho.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game running on Souce 2?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sick of solo laning sick of solo laning sick of solo laning

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve is so incompetent that they let you blacklist people from the alpha just by inviting them to a region other than NA, and then no other invites go through

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love valve now!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been doing this with all the friendless lovers posting their emails here. Lol. Lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I already invited you to other regions 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least I tried 🙁

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy it before it's overrun with cheaters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a F2P Valve game? Filled with CHEATERS??? nah that would never happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is 100% gonna need third party anticheat and matchmaking at launch. VAC doesn’t stop shit and never will

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they don't even have third party anticheat for cs2, what makes you think they're gonna add it for this one?
        not like third party anticheats work either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheaters will never do anything against a good team because the cheater will need a good team himself otherwise he'll just get countered hard and CC'd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its true though. Every player I've seen who only has good aim going for them get completely blasted in team fights which always lead to losses. A cheater can dominate his own lane but the other players can easily get farm and end up out farming the cheater because of better macro skills.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Valve's reaction to Concord?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unbothered

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ulting with seven feels so good bros... i love to zap everyone like a moron..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, finally feel like I'm having impact in the game.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inviting people and setting their region to other should just be called uninviting

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    back again? didn't you delete your post last time? lol

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >actually having a live schizo meltdown over a closed beta

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/803v38.png

    might as well beg/prostitute myself for a key as well. I quite enjoyed playing TF2 with my friends back in the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very nice anon. hope you get a invite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >might as well beg/prostitute myself for a key as well
      Don't call it that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't get invited by anyone yet? If so I can get right on that for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There you go though you could've asked earlier,
      I'll always have a spare invite for fellow a Ivy Contributor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brother plz, tf2 and mnc were my first games on steam, i will main whatever hero you tell me

        brother plz [email protected]
        some anons signed me up for prolife email newsletter now T.T

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ( me )

        all drawgays deserve invites especially ivy
        Done

        We both have invited him? Oops...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks!
        I honestly didn't even know they were handing out invites. I was a bit busy the last couple of days and couldnt really follow these threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all drawgays deserve invites especially ivy
      Done

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://files.catbox.moe/803v38.png
      Can we get this drawing without the email on it drawanon? I'll happily add it to Ivy's gallery so everyone else can enjoy it there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure
        https://files.catbox.moe/knpwhm.png
        where can one find that gallery?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man
          >https://postimg.cc/gallery/68w87YX
          It is this gallery in question, this site seemed the most fitting for me to keep it maintained and updated

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm only playing it because Ivy is in it. I can play other games besides TF2.

    >t. someone with 7,000 fricking hours in it

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will invite the first drawgay to draw Seven eating spaghetti... draw wisely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to rip his model to make a "have a nice day" .gif. He used to be called gigawatt until testers realized you could replace the G with an N when they were playing like shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He used to be called gigawatt until testers realized you could replace the G with an N when they were playing like shit.
        Oh lawd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      offer still up!

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh look, tf2cuck from many threads ago is going at it again! Totally not obsessed about state of his favorite game!

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only NA invitations get in for now.
    what does this mean?
    can i not redeem the code to an EU account? i dont mind staying up late to play this on the weekends. is there an actual georestriction or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if your inviter selects EU region the invite will never be sent out, they might get an EU server going up soon though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can, you just have to deal with the high ping. OP meant if you put down a referral as anything other than NA, you won't get in.

        You can accept the invitation from anywhere, you just have to play on NA servers. However, it also means if someone invited you to a region other than NA then your email is bricked for now.

        there are only NA servers currently.
        you can invite someone to EU / Other, but they won't actually get to join the beta.
        As an EU player someone needs to invite you as NA to play, but you'll have shit ping, so its kinda useless.

        thank you. someone just invited me with NA selected. so hopefully should get code by end of work week and then play on weekend.
        are the servers east coast and/or west coast? im ireland so im hoping the ping won't be too bad if there's east coast servers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          west, valve is in seattle so that's where they were expecting most of the testers to be from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can, you just have to deal with the high ping. OP meant if you put down a referral as anything other than NA, you won't get in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can accept the invitation from anywhere, you just have to play on NA servers. However, it also means if someone invited you to a region other than NA then your email is bricked for now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are only NA servers currently.
      you can invite someone to EU / Other, but they won't actually get to join the beta.
      As an EU player someone needs to invite you as NA to play, but you'll have shit ping, so its kinda useless.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My game just updated, anybody else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, only you received a special update.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who’s not in the beta, I’m gonna need some stuff explained to me pls.
    >what is the default lane layout
    >what’s stopping lanes from snowballing like crazy because you can presumably shoot at your opponent anytime they are across from you? Do the guns have strict range limits?
    >does it feel more like a shooter or more like a moba?
    >what objectives are on the map besides towers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 lanes with a bunch of shit sprinkled all over the place
      heavy damage falloff at like 50 meters of range
      both
      neutral enemies to kill for money, map objectives that give your team money, and a boss that gives your team a one time instant respawn on death for a limited amount of time. random buffs that spawn in boxes scattered in buildings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what’s stopping lanes from snowballing like crazy because you can presumably shoot at your opponent anytime they are across from you? Do the guns have strict range limits?
      There's bullet drop with damage drop for most weapons and every gun has limited ammo that require you to reload each time. If you focus solely on harassing the enemy then you'll miss out on farm because the moment you're reloading, the enemy will use that opportunity to farm creeps.

      >does it feel more like a shooter or more like a moba?
      You win games by treating it as a moba but shooting is a requirement too.

      >what objectives are on the map besides towers?
      There are urns which give extra resources to the team. It's like capture the flag where you have to bring it to the centre of the map and enemies can steal it from you. There's also middle boss where it drops an item that gives your whole team a 3 second revive time after they die.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does yamato look like a fricking alien?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game was scifi themed last year but switched over because scifi games with heroes in them were oversaturated as frick

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't cancel reload
    This is fricking me up constantly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't have to frame perfect cancel your reload animation every time
      sounds like a win to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CS kiddie can't stop constantly reloading
      You can still use abilities while reloading, or do literally anything else really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not jump-dashing into a slide for infinite ammo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sliding gives you infinite ammo for the duration of the slide, do a jump-dash to get enough speed to slide afterwards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's some autistic shit from icefraud, unless it's some bug?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's intentional, your ammo count glows and the number turns into the infinity symbol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do abilities
      >start reload
      >recast abilities
      >reload will be done by then

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    geist bros you have to buy divine barrier it's so good. The health cost of the abilities is eaten by the shields makes farming fast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been seeing people pick it up alot more. Its just insanely cost effective for what you get.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have been using it as a core first item to accelerate my farm so I can build knockdown and shadow weave. With duration items you can have 100% uptime on stealth with 2 forms of cc.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll give an invite if someone tributes vindicta

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can feel that discord gay stench from a mile away in this thread, ew
    I'm preparing my Other region invites...

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give an invite if someone draws abrams lewds

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have my doubts that they will announce this soon. I'm expecting it maybe at the end of the year.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many cute girls does this game have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of these aren't even the final designs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mcginnins is a dyke ingame, great farmer tho.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >McGinnis looks like a kind of cute tom boy mechanic in her art
          >in game she is just a potato face DEI
          I can't wait until they update the art and release marketable skins.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These character designs look like shit, very forgettable

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting again because my fricking email address is so moronic that I bet you think it's fake
    [email protected]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't use protroonmail, it is that easy

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone will get invites, just wait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes you wonder if the leak was intentional.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uncle dane leak was definitely not intentional, but the cat's out of the bag now so they might as well just roll with it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes you wonder if the leak was intentional.

        My schizo theory is that this is actually all a scheme by Frog and co. to make sure higher ups at Valves don't shut down development of the game because there is now people that will complain now that they have access to it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering Alyx only had 60 people working on it and that was considered too many for valve, this game has to be like 20 max and thats definitely a lot in their work enviroment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >invites 16k people into his game
          >expects no one to leak it
          >expects people to keep inviting friends without ever telling them about it
          Some of these things would be impossible to do. This was very clearly a marketing stunt and it worked. It took it from valve is releasing a moba to, valve is releasing a super secret project and its a cool kid club. So now everyone wants to get in to try it because of the FOMO secret club and aren't immediately deterred by MOBA.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a small test with under 1000 players for the first month, someone just realized they could keep inviting people with no consequence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a small test with under 1000 players for the first month, someone just realized they could keep inviting people with no consequence

            It could be both a marketing stunt and incompetence from lazy frick valve

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was wondering if that was the goal of leaker regardless. Leaking it definitely ensured this game isn't getting cancelled or stuck in dev hell.

          Having said that. I'm also convinced Grey Talon being leaked first had to be someone wanting to make the game give a bad first impression.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Talon is so out of place that theyre gonna just redo all the neon prime assets entirely but keep the general mechanics

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How could an archer character be changed to fit Deadlock's theme?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-Ivygay anon here, I was busy so I couldn't make the 3 o' clock appointment as was promised, so I'll just do it at 5 right now instead. You know the deal: First 6 anons to reply to me that are NOT Ivygays get invites. Let's go.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to play some pvp deadlock with all the anons here in an hour! you guys got your invites, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isnt it 3 hours?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 hours earlier on weekends

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh sick hope i dont get stomped too hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of want to invite you since sopranos is very kek and kinomatography

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, Id appreciate it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seek out my possible confirmation .webm in new thread so you know you're invited

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cheers, anon!

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who reply to other posts just to beg are the lowest of the low

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please saars I'd do anything to fill the SMNC and battleborn/gigantic/paragon shaped hole in my heart
    [email protected]

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's the dipshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats me lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reported

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Captura de pantalla 2024-(...).png
      >wants to have sex with a monkey
      checks out

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE NEW BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game only solo queue right now or can you form parties?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parties up to 6 players

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can party but can only play vs bots until the pvp queue opens up (5pm-3am pdt on weekdays, 3pm-3am on weekends)

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i play against bots?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You can queue up with 5 other people VS bots or play solo with bot teammates VS bots.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deadlock thread is boutta die.... its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deadlock thread is dead and locked

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the anon likes the ivy story I wrote. Thanks again!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is this story though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ivy kicks her legs back and forth. "Hola, Anon! Sit with me?" She slowly moves her clawed hand in a circle while licking her lips as you are beckoned closer to her. After sitting your buns down next to her you can feel her curled tail wrap around her waist while she giggles with the feisty flair of a taco bell employee who is trying to hit on you. "Mmmm, handsome cabron! Ehehehe!~ Como estas?" She casually places your hand on her behind so you can give it a meaty squeeze and feel all the cake she is packing in tight overalls that are coated in her feminine sweat. You can faintly smell charcoal and brimstone in the air as her nose ring jingles up and down.

        "Are you taken, pervertido? Bet not. No woman can satisfy your lust for imps." She decides to take your relationship to the next level and squeezes your hand tightly and it feels like your souls were now intertwined as she stroked your palm as if she was trying to read your fortune to show your future together. "Strong hands. Manly hands. Me like! Me Like!" Ivy puffs a small ring of smoke in your face shaped like a heart and you can hear her heart beat steadily growing faster. "Gimme a beso, gringo~!" She kisses you across your mouth and you can feel her dripping fangs and snout press against your head as she pushes you closer to her face and wraps you in a hug.

        "You are mine now. Forever. Sorry! Esos son los descansos!" Ivy cheekily chuckles and stares off into the sunset with you while letting you lean your weary head on your shoulder. You could tell you were gonna enjoy Deadlock until they make a card game out of it.

        Hope you enjoy, anon! Thanks so much for the beta referal!

        [...]
        Nah just a writegay who usually does stuff for /trash/

        Right here?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Seven's design but he's such a braindead hero

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