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They will learn to fear Seven

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RUTGER CHADS WW@

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Abrams, but I hate seeing him on the enemy team. He's one of the few heroes that, as an Ivy player, I can do absolutely nothing about
      With every other hero I can heal my team through their burst, and then my team will use the health differential to fricking kill them. With Abrams I can heal my team through his attack, but he won't take any fricking damage and then he'll be back to do it again in 10 seconds while my heal's on cooldown
      Fricking aggravating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy anti-heal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've tried but Healbane doesn't make enough difference
          Maybe Decay might, I didn't try that one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Toxic Bullets on Haze makes him run every time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If 40% healing reduction isn't enough, it also means you aren't doing enough damage.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of not doing enough damage. What my options for armor piercing damage? Abrams with 70% bullet resistance is kinda thick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Toxic bullets, does %current health damage. I haven't tried Crppling Headshot but 1 headshot for an 8second debuff that is bullet+spirit -35% resist seems good.

                The other lower cost items are either Withering Whip or Bullet Resist Shredder, the former having more utility cause it disarms enemies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            40% is honestly too weak of an effect for having to lose one of your item slots for a somewhat suboptimal item.
            some characters need every single slot they can get for spirit items just to function.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              400hp on kill is pretty good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are items that counter heal and do %hp damage. Abrams is just less offensive Huskar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. He gets even more invulnerable as the game goes on. Unloaded an entire mag with Monster Mag, intensifying mag and Glass cannon into him ( with abouth half landing on his head ), remove half of his health, but he just ults his way out and regenerates his health in a dozen of seconds.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >According to my profile
    The most played hero display makes little sense to me. I mean I HAVE to pick at least 4 heroes and then the game will randomly pick one of them for me to play. Most played my ass, more like most shoved down my throat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Set your favorites as preferred silly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon you can right click a hero to get priority

        you do know you can favourite heros so they are prioritized right
        that way you always get them unless someone else faved them

        My tarded ass missed the tiny tooltip at the bottom of the screen. Still it does not guarantee that you'll play the fav'd hero.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Favorite 2 heroes and there's a 99% chance you'll get one of them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if I only want to play one hero?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then you'll have to rely on luck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just leave the game and requeue until you get your favorite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's a playtest without a proper picking phase so that they can gather hero data better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Still it does not guarantee that you'll play the fav'd hero.
          Sure but at least its a higher chance of getting that hero. I have Haze preferred everytime I queue up and I get her about 70% of the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah sucks but what can you do about it
          you at least are like 99% guaranteed to get 1 of 2 favs if you fav 2, lock in to 1 if you REALLY want to play that one dude though since i assume people with 2 favs skip one if someone else has it favorited

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon you can right click a hero to get priority

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you do know you can favourite heros so they are prioritized right
      that way you always get them unless someone else faved them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unless someone else faved them
        Then it's back to random?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i guess, but it's way more likely that you get the faved ones
          i recommend to fav 2 you almost always get one of the 2

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at the cowgirl I'm glad Valve can still make hot girls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just say that and not post a picture

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I support this game because it'll murder that dogshit Black personhomosexual game TF2 that really deserves to die

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this likely to be a PC exclusive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume so, it has a lot of buttons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It works on 'eck

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seven is the only cool looking hero so far

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game not even out yet
    >already banning people
    lmOA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game not even ANNOUNCED yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to shutup the whining troonys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proofs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        check the discord you piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they just banned some shitters from reports that were backed up. a few people have lost access to being able to boot up the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was just the dumbasses who tried to stream the game despite that being a big no-no at this point?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /r/'ing this with Seven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I TOLD YOU

      NOT TO

      TOUCH IT

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's that white stuff on his mustache?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a tiny sip of age, just like the sides of his head were touched by it. You'll understand when you're thirty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you've never lived in a cold climate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Powdered Sugar. He's got a real sweet tooth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Male ejaculate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's that white stuff on his mustache?

        Sex, of course.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sex with a corpse doesn't sound like much fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex

      Snowjob: "Put down the stick."

      Fenslerfilm PSA 05 - Skier

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not banned
    feels good

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uncle Dane streamed the game to his friends to show them how out of touch Valve is for making deadlock
    >Someone leaks it
    >Gets Blacklisted
    >Makes a video taking shit about the company
    LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people in comments of that vid are claiming he didn't leak the game because technically he wasn't the one who uploaded the clips to video sharing websites
      My homie literally screenshared gameplay of it to his discord kek, are they fricking moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The comments are just a bunch of TF2 fans being insufferable as always.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricked up to witness honestly, I walked away from the game for a while in the mid 2010s and by the time I checked back in it was pure fricking asscancer. Just nonstop entitled whining and b***hing from autistic eceleb-worshipping zoomers who decided to retroactively make a game I played when I was in high school their entire personality Undertale style. The frick happened? Furries and bronies were more pleasant company than these morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The comments are just a bunch of TF2 fans being insufferable as always.

        >your honor i did not leak those classified documents i just showed other people who then proceeded to take pictures and share those pictures so its not my fault

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Sinatraa's group just stop playing? Was fun watching them in-between sessions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering people can't stream it, as a streamer its between getting paid and playing a game in testing. I've seen Surefour's stack on every day atleast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What account is Surefour? He's not using his real name is he?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ice king

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is the only one using an Abaddon profile picture, and goes by Ice King alot. He changes his display name alot and plays with the same 2 people like Dyrus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering people can't stream it, as a streamer its between getting paid and playing a game in testing. I've seen Surefour's stack on every day atleast

      >Sinatraa
      >Surefour
      >Seagul
      >Ster
      What other big shooter eCelebs are playing?
      Just want to know to rub it in TF2 homosexuals faces as they kick and scream saying the game is bad and is gonna flop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh I bet there’s a lot of valve hating trannies trying to stir the pot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coluge is playing a match right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xqc is supposedly in the test, never seen him in a match though

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got invited 3 days ago but still no e-mail. Maybe i actually didn't get invited and the guy in this thread actually trolled me epic style?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They stopped invites today, there wasn't any wave that went out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      invites are backed up

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he eat Nine?! O_O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but only after he cooked him on an electric oven
      He's not a savage after all

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tf2 players remind me of this old waiter at a denny's whos claim to fame is that he once tried out for the eagles 32 years ago

    people vicariously living through the glory days of something 2, 3 fricking decades ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them haven't even played the game back in it glory days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >automatic hitscan weapons with low damage that you have to track
      >semiautomatic weapons that feel exactly as low damage as the automatic ones
      >overwatch dota league spell shit that you have to upgrade by killing mobs
      >repugnant UI full of garbage that you have to monitor because muh cooldowns
      >slow default movement speed that you cant increase at all
      >no skillful movement mechanics whatsoever such as conc jumping
      >PVE creeps that take like 10+ shots to kill each and you have to kill them or you "fall behind" and your spells suck
      >progress is directly measured in holding M1 on a boss mob until it dies
      >such poor balance that if you are winning at minute 3 you will be winning the entire match guaranteed
      >matches turn into a laser light show during the late game (again like OW)
      >fricking stun mechanics (like OW)
      >ammo does not matter (like OW)

      Let me tell you something, Black person. TF2 was considered a game for babies and casuals when it came out and even that looks like a mastercraft of multiplayer perfection when compared to this stillborn, dysgenic crossbreed between ASShomosexualS and "hero shooter." If any hatgay is laughing at you then they have the right, because this alpha looks like something that wouldn't even last a year if it didn't have VALVE slapped onto it. You know the situation is dire when Gotham Imposters looks like it has a better chance of success than something you spent the better part of a decade inventing. I'm actually ashamed to be a part of this beta, since I know nothing I listed will be changed. It's too far down in the ubend.

      You and the Ganker cum-swallowers are only defending this rancid Black person piss because it's new, it's exclusive, you're a gay fanboy and you are probably too much of a child to understand what good multiplayer actually ever felt like. Video games continues to fly in the wrong direction and Valve continues to flatten its laurels by sucking ass. Don't bother replying because I'm right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy boots homie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buying items like its dota
          Not refuting him bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont need to refute.

            Items are MAX kino and some of the most fun parts of Deadlock.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >slow default movement speed that you cant increase at all
            all of his complaints are just a refusal to engage with the game's mechanics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Items are the major difference maker from this to other hero shooters. If you are just whipping out dicks and comparing "yo our ragtag group of HEROES are more fun than YOURS" then its just a stupid competition. Riot was smart to attach themselves to a CS reskin, and EA threw their hero shit into a battle royale. You can't come out with a basic 5v5/6v6 and do payload as your main shit like Marvel Rivals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tamers would be disappointed in you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enduring Speed bro?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have neither played ow nor deadlock
        here is your (you)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >such poor balance that if you are winning at minute 3 you will be winning the entire match guaranteed
        spoken like someone who has never played dota ever, you have no idea how schizophrenic icefrog is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>such poor balance that if you are winning at minute 3 you will be winning the entire match guaranteed

        Just admit you're dogshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        filtered + L + ratio + cope
        we've had so many comebacks with clutch ults

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the electric shit hes wearing from his execution, i assume they put him in a super electric chair since they were trying to kill his soul so he was 100000% dead

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fellas dont talk shit in game just lost access to it for talking shit and tbagging so keep it chill

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They will learn to fear Seven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I chuckled, well done anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leaver
      >dynamo and wraith split ratting
      >coaching 3 newbros how to play their heroes (they were cool)
      This game was torment

      Where is this Seven art from???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is this Seven art from???
        Ripped asset from the game, same as OP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >censor over paradox's entire light globe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna start calling seven steven to piss people off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call him Gigawatt Prisoner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie wat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you pronounce it like Steven or like Seven with a t?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seven > Steven
      >Kelvin > Kevin
      >Dynamo > Donovan
      >Abrams > Abraham

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you know if an invite you received went through?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's this guys head

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inside that disc I think

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am yet again asking you for invitational support.
    >but no wave
    I'll take my chances. [email protected]. Europooria.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is like the 12th time you've requested an account with a different email each time
      >noooooo i just got the image from reddit/discord
      die Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the phrase is somewhat of a meme so I'm not sure it's the same guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? I made the image myself and I am using it for the second time with the exact same email. You can check the archives.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >memeware.net

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's on wiener, I use it for boards and stuff.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"invited" friday but still no account on the forums
    tomorrows the day, surely bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trust the plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but earlier. Tomorrow for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dimwit take that's 80% objectively wrong

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I actually lost a game to bots

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a cross between an Overwatch android and Jojolion tbh

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think is the estimated ETA for full release?, CS2 spent about 7 months in beta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like it's still in beta.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alpha feels like it's still in beta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 year from now, 10 months at the earliest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure it will see a full release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is ALPHA
      GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FRICKING SKULLS
      IT'S NOT BETA

      A
      L
      P
      H
      A

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 years

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy spamming that we can't end and he has no idea how to end on this game, that it sucks, etc genuinely like 7 messages per minute
    >get tired of his complaining and tell him it's because he's heavy as hell (was like 1/15)
    >Asks me what to do, explicitly tell him multiple times
    >tell him to just follow me
    >ping mid boss multiple times
    >tell him again to just come with me
    >ignores and goes back to the same antics, ask him why tf hes talking shit when he wont follow

    S-surely this won't get me banned in a couple days right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never communicate. Anonymous Mode is the greatest Dota 2 feature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just report him

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally communicate with my team every game, telling them exactly where I'm headed to help and where I think we need to go
    And what's most staggering is that in almost every game, people have listened. Just won a 4v6 because we coordinated to stop their pushes, grab urns and keep ahead lmao

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how this game is just a TF2 with a Overwatch skin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plays nothing like overwatch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone going into this game thinking it's gonna play like a regular hero shooter is gonna get a big fat dose of DOTA down their throat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a moron. It's third person DotA.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's third person DotA.
        So it's similar to Smite but with more elements from games like Overwatch?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Put smite out of your mind
          Think dota with a different camera meets tf2.
          That's it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Think dota with a different camera meets tf2.
            I actually like the sound of that. I couldn't get into LoL or DotA because I didn't like the camera and clicking around to move around.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlock fricking sucks - uncle dane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit dane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only a paedophile would call themselves uncle

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the appeal of dota 2.
    It looked like shit and played shit in 2012.
    And now the hack behind it is making the same shit but thirdperson?

    Does leveling up and buying items to get unfair advantage trigger something in brains' of everyone?
    Do tell please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What games do you play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfair advantage
      No wonder you never understood it, you're holding on to a fundamental misunderstanding
      Actual honest to god spoiler that will shatter your mind
      Both teams can buy items

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      What did that spoiler exactly answer anon?
      You can buy items in counter strike too yet that game doesn't have cancer leveling up, last hitting creeps bullshit.
      At worst a teammate can steal a kill, causing you to miss out very small amount of money.
      Go read once again. [...]
      And Let's not pretend it's a skill issue or something stupid like that.
      This may sound arrogant but I am confident I can beat you in your favorite video game easily. Considering you are a dotagay who's only upperhand is pointless knowledge checks and not actual autistic skills the real hard games demand.

      Now if you did read properly go ahead and answer instead of throwing insults like a manchild.
      Except You won't be able to answer because dota sucks.
      And you only play for the feeling of progression you get from getting stronger and having unfair advantage eventually.

      have a nice day weeaboo avatarhomosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dota homosexual deflects the topic like the little b***h he is
        >5th time
        I accept your Concession

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @678524171
    >leveling up and buying items to get unfair advantage
    Care to explain how it's unfair?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >aquaposter an moron
    At least read the spoiler, dipshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did that spoiler exactly answer anon?
      You can buy items in counter strike too yet that game doesn't have cancer leveling up, last hitting creeps bullshit.
      At worst a teammate can steal a kill, causing you to miss out very small amount of money.
      Go read once again.

      I never understood the appeal of dota 2.
      It looked like shit and played shit in 2012.
      And now the hack behind it is making the same shit but thirdperson?

      Does leveling up and buying items to get unfair advantage trigger something in brains' of everyone?
      Do tell please.

      And Let's not pretend it's a skill issue or something stupid like that.
      This may sound arrogant but I am confident I can beat you in your favorite video game easily. Considering you are a dotagay who's only upperhand is pointless knowledge checks and not actual autistic skills the real hard games demand.

      Now if you did read properly go ahead and answer instead of throwing insults like a manchild.
      Except You won't be able to answer because dota sucks.
      And you only play for the feeling of progression you get from getting stronger and having unfair advantage eventually.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    LexiLexiLexi

    [email protected]

    I'm no begger but please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please I will be forever in your debt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your added

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made someone erp with me as a world of warcraft goblin for an invite

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does lash hate bebop so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bebop has a creator that cares for him and one that he cares for
      >lash is ALL ALONE
      also bebop is the better punchy character
      imagine getting fricking dabbed on by a robot

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Max out life drain
    >Withering Whip
    >Inhibitor
    pretty funny

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want an invite?
    Easy, post youre favorite porn video, and if I detect you arent a third world key reseller and you have good taste Ill invite you.
    3 max

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Invites are done anon
      Pack it up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I heard the exact same thing back when I was invited a week ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There were no invites today AT ALL and yoshi himself said they were changing how it works soon.
          Different scenario and they're most likely changing it soon or they're staggering them even more for now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            an anon said he invited me 2 days ago... don't do this to me you frog bastard LET ME IN

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              About 3 days ago on Friday seems to be when they locked invites.
              I invited like 4 when I got it then and none of them got in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm third world, got in early and currently destroying kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      goyo sloporu

      how do you want the porn? in the thread? an email? shipped to your door in a flash drive?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting to get the hang on this support thing

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'm laying this down plain and simple.
    I am an Abrams main.
    I am looking for a femboy twink to main Pocket, but also be my personal gank b***h.
    You must have a mic and talk in a sissy voice.
    When I order you to come gank my solo lane, you drop whatever you're doing, and come and gank.

    If you want this invite, you will post a vocaroo of yourself saying "Invite me to Deadlock, daddy Abrams" as well as posting a picture of your bare stomach with a timestamp and this post's number.
    And also your email, don't forget that part. I cannot invite you if you don't attach your email.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean you have a "laning" fetish? You mean you get turned on by the idea of winning a lane? Newsflash pal, THAT'S CALLED BEING A NORMAL FRICKING PERSON. I swear to god you Abrams players are so fricking gooned out on melee attacks that we have come full circle to the point where you think it's "skilled" to do THE MOST BASIC FOUNDATIONAL FRICKING THING IN THE ENTIRE DEADLOCK PROCESS. Stop trying to make literally the most vanilla concept in all of Deadlock that EVERY FRICKING PERSON HAS DONE FOR ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY EVEN YOUR OWN BORING-ASS PARENTS part of your weird fricking incel discord beta-Lol player depravity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want you to know that I buy Melee Lifesteal and Spirit Strike first every game and exclusively punch creeps because it is sexually fulfilling. I unbound my left mouse button.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played a moba before. Are comebacks possible in this type of game? Seems like an economy gap would always get wider as one team gets their upgrades faster.

    Also, how do you fight a hard carry character at end game? Does it just come down to watching the to team's hard carry going at eachother?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are comebacks possible in this type of game?
      in dota? yes
      in this beta? no lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never played a moba before. Are comebacks possible in this type of game? Seems like an economy gap would always get wider as one team gets their upgrades faster.

        Also, how do you fight a hard carry character at end game? Does it just come down to watching the to team's hard carry going at eachother?

        nah comebacks are definitely possible
        even a carry with a 10k soul advantage can get outplayed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue Black person. i'm high MMR and pulled back more than one game with leavers or shit laning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        nah comebacks are definitely possible
        even a carry with a 10k soul advantage can get outplayed

        Comebacks are possible in mobas. Not sure about this game though.

        Never played a moba before. Are comebacks possible in this type of game? Seems like an economy gap would always get wider as one team gets their upgrades faster.

        Also, how do you fight a hard carry character at end game? Does it just come down to watching the to team's hard carry going at eachother?

        learn to rat lmao
        most people in the alpha conpletely collapse when someone splitpushe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comebacks are possible in mobas. Not sure about this game though.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about the lack of Pos 5 b***hes?

    Obviously with 12 heroes on the map, farm priority is still a thing but I don't find it particularly crippling to be on the bottom of the foodchain compared to Dota.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Torment Pulse damage scale with spirit or is it flat 45 damage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's spirit scaled but the ratio is like 0.2 or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if it is worth on Abrams when you could also be getting Mystic Slow or even Improved Reach for 3k from Spirit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it is, its DPS is small. If you buy it early though it makes chases very fricking amusing, I've had some success doing that on Ivy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it was a true aoe burn like Radiance it'd be more attractive, as is it seems overpriced

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think if it was aoe it would be completely busted, considering how many items there are that inflict procs on dealing spirit damage
              Maybe they could make it hit every 1 sec instead of 2 secs though, that'd make it good without making it OP

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They made Blademail not proc stuff, they could just do the same thing. Making it hit more often could help though.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    bigpoo

    >Alright, I'm laying this down plain and simple.
    I am an Abrams main.
    I am looking for a femboy twink to main Pocket, but also be my personal gank b***h.
    You must have a mic and talk in a sissy voice.
    When I order you to come gank my solo lane, you drop whatever you're doing, and come and gank.

    If you want this invite, you will post a vocaroo of yourself saying "Invite me to Deadlock, daddy Abrams" as well as posting a picture of your bare stomach with a timestamp and this post's number.
    And also your email, don't forget that part. I cannot invite you if you don't attach your email.
    >Want an invite?
    Easy, post youre favorite porn video, and if I detect you arent a third world key reseller and you have good taste Ill invite you.
    3 max

    which way western man

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What build?? I have no clue how to make this jap work

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Valve managed to wrangle Yoshi from Nintendo for Deadlock. That's impressive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not in
      lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      LexiLexiLexi

      worse than 9/11

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post yfw you got in before the invite holocaust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if yoshi likes being harrassed and groomed by troons in the shitcord

      no wonder they just use the forums lmal

    • 2 weeks ago
      bigpoo
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Icefrog doesnt talk like this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yoshi is just the dude on CM b***h duty, he isn't Icefrog

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does icefrog talk like

      • 2 weeks ago
        LexiLexiLexi
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not in
      lol

      worse than 9/11

      Post yfw you got in before the invite holocaust.

      i wonder if yoshi likes being harrassed and groomed by troons in the shitcord

      no wonder they just use the forums lmal

      It's fake. The guy took today's announcement of servers opening and changed it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      goyo sloporu

      my genuine reaction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just lost 3 games in a row AMA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what hero

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's your favorite character?

        Jacob Lash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          deserved, butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's your favorite character?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Garbage valvetroony game that will flopped just like Artifact, CS2, Dota 2, Alyx and Underlord
    The absolute state of ValveBlack folk and their troonyshills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This guy was ostracized for this, received less and less work, and turned into a cryptobro. Not the own you think it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, that's a commentator for an independent casting agency
          I think it's funny how often you come to seethe in dota threads though, must be trying to get away from the league community.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"no, that's a commentator for an independent casting agency"
            >as he post a non riot affiliated streamer
            This Dotatroony got mindbroken so hard right now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally did this to make fun of troonys. Meanwhile League is full of crossdressing pros.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally did this to ma-ACK!!
                Do dotatrannies really?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Keeps posting people crossdressing for the lulz
                I mean keep stacking it up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. One Dotasissy image coming up straight out of the Dota 2 subreddit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Parker is a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riot cancelled their mmo.
      Riotforge got shut down.
      Runeterra is dying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >R-riot g-games is d-dying
        2 more weeks valvetranniesisissies! In the meantime, keep redeeming more cowfeces cake for the Vishnu offering for Diwali. Ranjeet

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #DeadOnArrivalLock
    #SaveTF2
    #FixTF2

    https://steamcommunity.com/groups/BoycottDeadlock

    Support the war effort!

    tf2.fluffycat.gay:27015

    • 2 weeks ago
      bigpoo

      tf2 fan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        valve had literally no reason or justification to release another fricking goddamn hero shooter into the Universe, they should maintain their prized magnum opus

        • 2 weeks ago
          LexiLexiLexi

          tf2 is their magnum opus?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            google the sales numbers for all valve games and then donate your computer to a zoomer so they can play Valorant

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >free game outsells game that costs money
              homie

        • 2 weeks ago
          bigpoo

          >prized magnum opus
          bros doing tricks on it lmaoooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > tf2
      > .gay

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see the Ivy image with her sopping wet gargoylussy. Plz

    • 2 weeks ago
      goyo sloporu

      this you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but wrong thread? anyway that Dr.House thread the other day was fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I am Wilson

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUT WHY IS IT CALLED DEADLOCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      purgatory is a state where life and death are...................................................................................................... in a traffic jam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the game is DEAD on arrival and any discussion related to it on steam forums will be LOCKED.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Caused when I'm LOCKed in, you'll be DEAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >protroon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick you aint noone giving you no code moron ass homie no one loves you

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is no one complaining about the diversity in Deadlock? Why do you give Gabe a pass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone got it out of their system during the first initial leak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      left 4 dead 2 had two homies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AND one of them was a WOMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re actually just black characters and not sassy “frick white peepo” characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black guy is a demon
      >three white guys
      >bunch of freaks and robots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve has ALWAYS done "diversity" right. They just make people that happen to be Black folk and homosexuals and nobody b***hes because that's not their primary personality trait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing Valve is incapable of is making consistently attractive women

        For eveything else theyre bretty good though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valvetrannies loves their sweetbaby slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dumb third-world zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb third-world zoomer
          You wish your troony game is Anime, ValveBlack person. It's even funnier when you look at Valorant and LoL being more popular in Japan than CSslop and Dotashit. I don't know why you're even clinging to Anime when Japan hates playing your troony slop game, Valvecuck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            bigpoo
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stay mad, chuddy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok she's a gargoyle but I don't see why she can't give me footjobs regardless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitposters grasping at straws.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its no different than any other Valve game. They should add a big homie like Coach.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically okay when valve does it because they have a way of making minority characters that doesn't feels like it's forced or tokenism
      i guess it's because it's not really the focus in any way, it's like there and it adds something to the character but it doesn't detracts from anywhere else or demand attention, it's more natural, like you know how black/minority characters used to be a few years ago (and by few years i mean decade+)
      there's also a lot of dudes that are just white dudes, and most of the cast is weirdos that aren't of any particular race anyway
      so the minority is in fact a minority instead of mysteriously being 90% of the people we see (despite being a minority)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets be real, if in modern day someone made a 1950s themed game and the scottish person was black, Ganker would lose their shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i know, but culture warriors will shit and piss their pants no matter what anyways
          it's irrelevant to whether it ends up being a good character or not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No /misc/ homosexuals do. Ganker doesn't give a shit about this kind of stuff. /misc/ morons would cry about black characters in deus ex or that it says america isn't the greatest.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point of demo man is that it’s a ironic he’s a black one eyed scotsman.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't paradox part of the "good for beginners" group?
    she is easy as shit to play
    >good damage
    >low cooldowns
    >burst weapon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're moronic, you might swap into the enemy team and have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you have to be REALLY fricking moronic to use the swap like that and to initiate against a team

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they went into my brain and ripped my character idea

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deadlockin here and there

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Deadkeyed.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Ivy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine slapping your balls against her stony ass

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bebop is so fricking cancer man
    Fricking moronic ass character
    Insane laning, insane damage, insane utility, insane ganking, insanely tanky, game changing ability on a basic ability.

    It's starting to piss me off how much better some heroes are than other, yes yes I know it's a fricking alpha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      purchase divine barrier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah idk what they were thinking with him, shouldve been nerfed ages ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bebop chads won.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I once watched a fed Bebop with echo shard yoink some poor sod in, double bomb him, and just watch as they ran away to explode from 100% to 0% but also getting a double kill on the poor schmuck stood next to them.
        At that point I felt like I could just stop playing and let the match finish on its own.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek this owns.

        id forgotten how cancerous discord could be. was it always this bad or was it just the last few days? all the anime pic gaygets with their shit memes and smug impotent egos. I can see why the devs prefer the forum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a dynamo chad I don't even think about Bebop
      I counter his ass so fricking hard lmao

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about this brehs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks ludo
      What's his Cheat Death passive do? or the rest of his abilities in general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need, fricking now

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CAMELTOE SPOTTED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • 2 weeks ago
      bigpoo
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They updated Haze's model?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's an alternate french blueberry (widowmaker) model for her in the game files. Doesn't seem to be a Neon Prime model, so it might be a cosmetic skin?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her current look fits neon prime more than this one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Current haze has loading screen art in the setting, so that’s staying. By launch they’ll probably redo the model to match the art

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not necessarily

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon that's just a screenshot with a couple of effects.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her current design isn't her Neon Prime model though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, what is the neon prime model then?
              And heroes will go through different revisions, I'd expect everything to change except something like Ivy.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any good "death from above" style heroes ala pharah? people keep mentioning verticality but i don't see it in the gameplay videos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All lash does is rape people doing that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vindicta and grey talon

  66. 2 weeks ago
    LexiLexiLexi

    so wait are codes like actually not being sent out anymore or was that fake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally watched my friend invite me last thursday, no email so far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        LexiLexiLexi

        ah oki ty

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how do I get access

    • 2 weeks ago
      bigpoo
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start spamming melee
    buy melee lifesteal and spirit strike, lifestrike after
    win
    shit is so strong when nobody knows how to parry yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Parry right before a melee connects
      >LITERALLY see it connect right during the animation
      >Melee goes through anyways

      Yeah nah parry just fricking sucks right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's your ping?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          110 which is high yeah, but it shouldn't completely break a mechanic like this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it should

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if they parry you it just stuns you for a tiny bit, most of the time it isn't impactful enough to go for the risk.
      honestly have no idea why it even exists.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play bot match as paradox to familiarize myself with her kit
    >have a lot of fun
    >don't wanna play online now because i know it won't be able to have that kind of fun since i'll probably just die a lot then lose
    Really cool kit though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play with your team and she'll do great
      Her wall is even better when you're actually using it to cuck enemy shots, and her swap even better when you're actually grabbing someone who you know will suffer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I didn't get a good handle on those because, yknow, braindead bot match. I've specced some dudes getting moronic value out of the swap though.

        How did the new generation grow up to be such pussies?

        I'm 30 years old homie. I just suck at mobas.

        everyone starts somewhere 🙂
        overcome ur fear of queuing up, you need field testing

        It's more like I don't know I can handle jumping from a fun bot match to probably feeding online. I gotta space it out, lower my expectations, take a muscle relaxant. I'll play her online sometime soon, I love her design and her gameplay is just as good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my personal advice to you is to just rip the bandaid off and ignore bot games in general (the bots and silly and dumb)
          just need a little change in mindset, don't worry so much about winning and just do your best even if there's spergs yelling at you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did the new generation grow up to be such pussies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone starts somewhere 🙂
      overcome ur fear of queuing up, you need field testing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my personal advice to you is to just rip the bandaid off and ignore bot games in general (the bots and silly and dumb)
      just need a little change in mindset, don't worry so much about winning and just do your best even if there's spergs yelling at you

      It went well! Our Abrams carried but I got to headshot some homies and didn't die much. Fun as shit character. Gotta learn how to use her ult better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats brother
        I always like seeing a good Paradox on my team so good luck with her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gg anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Small world (60 matches live at any time btw), gg brother

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the forum link again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't remember it but it's in the invitation email.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Engineet Mcginnis, Heavy Mcginnis, or Artillery Mcginnis?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join match
    >don't get put on my wife ivy
    >someone else is playing her instead
    >he's fricking shit at her
    EVERY FRICKING TIME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is she eating? Rocks?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cinderblocks

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deadlock's open queue time overlaps with my goonsesh time so now i'm playing deadlock instead of jerking off

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please nerf bebop jesus fricking christ, a character with a hook that easy to hit shouldn't have infinite scaling on his damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >competent player on bebop or lash
      >goes 34/3

      Every single time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your feedback on the forums, we can't fix the fricking balance. They should probably make the hook a slower projectile so it can be dodged from longer range, like Pudge

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy pocket complains about cc all game
    >someone on our team calls him a bozo after we win
    >he goes to cry on discord after
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never communicate. Anonymous Mode is the greatest Dota 2 feature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >j*panese acting

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >proton

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to put not fun on all bebop games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up LashBlack person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's getting nerfed gay, literally no downside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PURCHASE
          DIVINE
          BARRIER
          Caps you can see it this time because it's not super complex

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Forced to buy an item because of a single character
            And you're telling me he's not broken as shit?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to buy an item because of a single character
              welcome to asshomosexuals

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >forced to buy a 1200g item because of a single character
              You forgot the important part
              It's cheap as chips and it completely fricks up his game, as well as being useful outside of fighting him
              Have you never heard of situational pickups in your life?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how a hero shooter should play like

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is an ASShomosexualS. There's more to macro than just endlessly clashing with the team as you're all funneled to the objective.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who is this game even for then?
                If Valve's goal is to have a new blockbuster game, then narrowing down their targeted audience to the intersection of people who like mobas and FPS games seems counter intuitive.
                I really can't see this garnering a large audience.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theres a huge open market for a competitive hero shooter. And no, Valorant isnt one thats just a CS clone.

                Overwatch League completely fricking imploded because Blizzadd are morons but also because theyre dogshit at balancing the game. Theres a contignent of hero shooter gays that WANT a more strategically deep game but they dont know what that looks like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the market, Pcbro?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing; it's not a hero shooter as much as it is a moba.
                If you're not already into the moba genre, this isn't gonna swing anyone's mind. Too much of the gameplay centers around itemization, efficient farm and skill/item timings.
                Anyone coming from a hero shooter will only get frustrated as they lose over and over when the enemy farms better than them or builds better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                will this kill the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can see it finding a niche audience that really loves the game, but I can't see this becoming the next big thing people are claiming it will be.
                Thankfully Valve isn't known for shutting down a game completely even if it doesn't top every chart, so those who enjoy the game can keep playing it long into the future.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not the next big thing

                You’re short sighted and kinda stupid, this will be archived

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shartifact
                >underflop
                >l4d
                >l4d2
                >tf2 is basically a walking corpse running on rusty coins and used condoms
                >Valve isn't known for shutting down a game completely
                Delusional Valvehomosexual. Once the game fails to gain any audience, Valve will abandon this shitty game just as they did abandoning several other Valvesloppies failed project.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Valve does abandon games, but does not shut them down. You can still go and play any one of those games if you'd like.
                This is very different to many other devs who will shut down the game servers if the game is performing below expectations, like Rumbleverse, OW1, Spellbreak, etc.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome to Dota b***h.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did someone say bebop?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok if Bebop is so op, how do you nerf it without ruining him? bring up ideas instead of crying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just lower his sticky bomb damage and lower his base bullet resist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie this design is like 20 years old why are you acting like it's a new thing
      Just lower the bomb damage and put that somewhere else

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The crates and jars are obviously supposed to be the power runes of this game but the way theyre implemented is currently jank as hell
    Where would you put the powerups Ganker?

    I'd personally make them floating "things" you need to aim and shoot at to activate
    And they would semi-regularly drift down the map for heroes to fight iver

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dotatrannies are going full damage control, defending their slop. I honestly can't wait to turn their dead game category on Twitch.tv into a free movie watchalong channel, just like what happens to Shartifact. That was a glorious BTFO to valvetroons.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sick of the dumbest frickers in the world picking Ivy. 2 games in a row of having a friendly Ivy feed 10+ kills within the first 20 minutes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ask Ivy on my team to actually give me a heal for once
      >he presses tether
      >... and nothing else
      >check his inventory
      >he doesn't have health nova
      >he doesn't have any healing items

      SHE'S NOT COMPLEX WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO PLAY HER WRONG ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAAA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none of the ivy builds build her to be a healer, it's not that kind of game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're severely underestimating the power of both sustained heals allowing people to keep fighting instead of backing, and teamfight burst heals cuckolding enemies out of what they THOUGHT was going to be a godly play
          I don't know what 'the ivy builds' you're referring to are, but they're dead wrong, she IS meant to be a healer and she's fricking fantastic at it t. 66% winrate on Wifevy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An Ivy built around healing can carry a whole game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ivy is just IO

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not open this webm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the tail sensitive? maybe not all but parts of it?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking addicting bros. It's crazy fun right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully no vtumors pick this game up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A bunch of them played Dota 2 a few months ago so it wouldn't be that outlandish of them to pick up this game when it becomes available for the public

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This ones likes Valve games so she'll probably play.

          Fauna will lap it up like a dumb crackprostitute 100%

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This ones likes Valve games so she'll probably play.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Fauna will lap it up like a dumb crackprostitute 100%

          Hoe-girlve is Riot Game's territory, Valvecucks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Valve didn't localize dota properly at all for jp, so we have to see if they will localize deadlock in japanese with full voices

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Japanese don't play troony games full of manfaced trannies like Dota 2 and csgo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This ones likes Valve games so she'll probably play.

      [...]

      Fauna will lap it up like a dumb crackprostitute 100%

      go back to /vt/ ya c**ts will Towa play it tho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Towa only plays Valorent.

        [...]
        Hoe-girlve is Riot Game's territory, Valvecucks

        https://www.youtube.com/live/KquIl-nZaHI

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are your favorite dudes so far? Are you building them in a certain way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warden, far and away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yamato by far
      And then Lady Geist

      I really wish I knew how to play Geist, I've been so autistic with Yamato I don't know how to play her yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paradox and geist as of now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abrams. I start with Melee Lifesteal, Close Quarters and Spirit Strike. Then aim for Berserker, Mystic Shot and Fortitude with value Mystic Reach. Bullet Armor and Spirit Armor usually, into Point Blank and Lifestrike. If I'm snowballing I might go greedier into spirit stuff with Suppressor into Mystic Slow, Duration Extender, Improved Cooldown. Later getting Leech, Unstoppable depending on the enemy heroes, Warp Stone and Frenzy or Siphon bullets. If you don't wanna spend so much on Mystic Slow then Cold Front seems pretty good, but I've had a lot of success doubling down on buffing the hell out of Siphon Life and being a giant slow/leech machine in the middle of fights. I need to play some more games because his item builds feel quite flexible, there are a lot of items that seem good on him that I haven't tried much, especially the active ones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Warden is fun. How does he play?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warden can go fricking insane, I don't even know how it happens but I've had games where he is melting faces with his life steal and main gun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warden is very fun.
        You play him as the no fricks given fight or die character.
        Your soft CC just keeps enemies permanently debuffed due to how spammable it is.
        Your hard CC essentially forces enemies to run from you because if it grabs them it's basically a guaranteed kill.
        Your self buff just keeps you tanky and moving fast to chase enemies down
        Your ultimate lets you 1v6 if they're all clumped together.

        You build in to his gun as well as lifesteal to become unkillable. A fed Warden is essentially just playing Doom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you run around the map fast as frick and rape people.
        at least that's what the one on my team was doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lash and Paradox. Haven't really tried him out yet, but Abrams seems fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ivy and lash, i like helping frens and coming down like a meteor to instantly kill my enemies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you keep posting this version with the STALKER professor guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, Mo & Krill are actually so fricking fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dynamo and kelvin as "beginner heroes" is a fricking joke btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haze, Infernus, Dynamo, Abrams

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vindicta and grey talon destroy, paradox is neat once you understand her, seems very strong. Ivy is enjoyable too. After that probably pucket and seven

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if half the playerbase became 10,000 hour experts over the weekend or if everyone invited over the past 2 days has never played a video game before.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello homosexual from the future who just finished reading some gay tcrf page about the scrapped content in deadlock and is now checking the archives to see what people thought about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now call him a Black person

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual bebop hooks you
    >spams all of his abilities
    >you die and there's literally nothing you can do
    >75% damage from guns
    I hate this homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      READ

      PURCHASE
      DIVINE
      BARRIER
      Caps you can see it this time because it's not super complex

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My stupid ugly unemployed gargoyle wife...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the contrary, anon, being a devoted wife and mother is a full-time job.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has any of the seemingly 50+ anons who actually have access ITT actually sent out an invite recently to poorgay beggars? I'm not sure it's even worse trying anymore. People are hoarding access like it's israelite gold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They shut down invites today. Anyone not referrered by Friday is getting in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least I don't have to beg anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least I don't have to beg anymore.

        That was fake, if you're referring to this

        It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have referred over 70 people.
      Invites are slowing down since they're reworking the system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could you invite over 71?

        I hate begging like a homosexual but I'm 36 and none of my friends play games anymore so my options of getting one legit are next to zero.

        [email protected]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No idea when this'll go through, if at all, considering that invites have stalled.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I posted a simple request for an invite and had no takers, so I assume its just third world key holders now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How simple of a request? I haven't been in this thread much, but last night the only request I saw was some genuinely homosex thing about doing ERP and having a sissy voice or something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine was the porn request to filter out people and it filtered everyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I send generally one to three invites a day, usually for ivy draws
      I don't want to be referring dozens of people in case valve think I'm some sort of mass invite gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no need to thank me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sent 11 invites yesterday.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does abrams have a police badge i thought he was a PI, it makes his jacket collar go nuts when he's riding on the zipline

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check "damage dealt by type"
    >hover over seven's
    >it's almost all storm cloud
    every single time. never change you beautiful bastards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey cool, I didn't even know you could do that
      >check the mcginnis from my last match
      >70% of her damage was turrets
      fricking lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the graphs are really detailed for a playtest, i spend like 5 minutes after every game looking through them for fun. i wonder if they collect that shit, would be cool to see what the average % of souls gained from jungling is and shit

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I have fun after 10 matches? Every match feels the exact same.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the bet that haze's french blueberry model is an alternate skin as reward for her VN campaign?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could, but they haven't given any idea how cosmetics will work whether they'll be something like tf2 or lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably like tf2/dota 2
        a mix and match system

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so are all characters designed by icefrog or is he working with some other valve dudes? some of them seem like icefrog designs, but then you got wraith which is just a weird kit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's obviously more than one designer, Icefrog didn't make every Dota hero kit himself either. He's just gives the final thumbs up or thumbs down as the boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chillytoad is more a gameplay guy than anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wraith isn't weird at all, she's a 1v1 goddess.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried lobbying together yet?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing with friends that just get shit stomped 50% of the time or do mildly okay the other 50%

    I'm never hitting the front page lobbies am I

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone gotten Valve to respond to their feedback? How did you reply?

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the full image?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://postimg.cc/BXhHfxyV

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://postimg.cc/BXhHfxyV
      It was in the gallery
      https://postimg.cc/gallery/68w87YX

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seven
    did they name him after a seinfeld joke?

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [email protected]

    i am requesting an invite so i can play my beautiful stone angel ivy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sent, but you better not build her like a moron
      If I see you without Health Nova I'll call you mean names and report you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, anon

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denounce Ivy for a chance to get an invite.
    No proton or temp bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easily done. Ivy has a moronic and conflicting design. If you want to do a gargoyle thing, the plant shit seems unnecessary. Visage is a much cooler gargoyle character, he's just not coombait.

      [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon. Unless I get flagged permanently since I'm outed as an Actiblizz spy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ivy will eat the hook mine uppercut every single time I see her on cd
      [email protected]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always a moron on Seven that goes 0/14 with fewest souls? Your hero flashfarms everything. What the frick

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check forum hero ideas
    >either memes or heroes revolving around pets

    Why are people obsessed with pets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proxy for children they don't have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a forum for hero ideas????
      damn.. i need to make my oc donut steel to get in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dev forums

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always think minions/turret people are cool.
      That being said my idea is an alchemist who is the games defacto invoker who can make different brews by combing his 1, 2, and 3 together in varying formats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >minions/turret people

        They’re ok, but all the kits just sound too similar. Pets are “sick pet on enemy hero for enemy debuff while u buttfrick them” and there’s only so many ways to vary minions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next hero is probably going to be Calico so those guys are already getting what they want.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone takes my main
    >They go 0/11/0 in 20 minutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >overslop

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for sharing the image you are a saint

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our team actually made a comeback. I didn't think it was possible in this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes managing to buy just 1 more item while getting whiped can be enough to turn everything around. Had a few games like that.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless ATM stands for 'Automatic Teleportation Machine', this doesn't fit in the setting, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Automatic (Fortune) Teller Machine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ATMs were invented in the 60s, but considering the setting already has robots and shit it doesn't seem overly out of place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a tiny demon in the machine counting your money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having to be the spirit on atm duty, individually counting tens of thousands of dollars a day

  109. 2 weeks ago
    LexiLexiLexi

    for those of you who dont have it some russian guy posted a pirate of deadlock on yandex, but you can only play in offline with bots. heres the link: https://disk.yandex.ru/d/B0g1hY-cQu6Kiw

    Also, someone please refer me! I wanna mess around in customs with Holliday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >namegay
      I don't think so

      • 2 weeks ago
        LexiLexiLexi

        completely new to Ganker, is having a name bad?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    LexiLexiLexi

    I'm trans btw, is that also bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      LexiLexiLexi

      ah. I get it now.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mo & Krill are the least used hero according to ChillyToad

    Mobros... What went so horribly wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be Mo&Krill
          >get spirit items, increased duration on ult + spirit pulse
          >4.6 second stun
          >ulting anyone 100-0s them w/ me smacking the shit out of them while they can do nothing.
          I can only imagine the mental pain I inflict on a homie with that one. they're super underrated

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ivychuds...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ivy can understand spoken english
      >cant read it
      >thinks sign says something sappy towards anon
      alright guys, very funny, but dont bully the ivy cmon now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1nYAmZJDUzZ6
    When will ivygays EVER learn?

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I get an invite?

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does sever ult hit everything even behind a wall?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't
      it has line of sight checks but sometimes said line of sight checks shit the bed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it hits everything in line of sight within his expanding bubble when he first uses it.

        Can you see behind a wall?

        well, I just killed a dude behind a wall, I was next to the shop close to the first guardian and the dude was running back to base, no line of sight or anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it hits everything in line of sight within his expanding bubble when he first uses it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you see behind a wall?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone streaming this game? How are you homosexuals all playing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not in

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do I know I start hitting the high mmr matches?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if your games get featured on the spectate list and you get spectators?
      i don't know if the game even has MMR right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My first match ever was a full lobby of people playing it for the first time so most likely there is one.
        The more I play the more autistic it seems to get.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when you fight nothing but premade homosexuals duo laning a support and hard carry and immediately win the lane, then game

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA FRICKING SEE THE YAMATO REDESIGN AAAAHHHHHHH

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've only ever seen the pig guy feed, haven't seen a good one yet.
    he seems really easy to just shoot or walk away from until he dies.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, some Abrams art

    Pure sexo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with a zipline you can go anywhere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"INFERNUS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this lane before. INFERNUS could be anywhere."

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how many people are in the beta (or is it alpha?) right now? Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      17k possibly, if we go by total forum members

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's closer to an alpha. 17k people or so, ~1k peak concurrent players per night.

        Not much of a sekrit club then. Surprised there's no official announcement yet if there's that many.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the leaks blew the lid off the whole thing. They're probably holding off on an official announcement until they get another art pass, there's a ton of placeholder assets from previous iterations so the game lacks the visual polish you want established in advance of a trailer or even teaser.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's closer to an alpha. 17k people or so, ~1k peak concurrent players per night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      17k total registered
      5k online on discord
      1k currently playing the alpha

      speaking of numbers, yet another valve employee joined the forums

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character called Seven
    >name badge clearly says Four Thousand Two Hundred Seventy Nine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's his prisoner number

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's cause he killed seven executors during his execution

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is named Seven
      >has a seven in his number
      And now you finally see the truth of the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about the other numbers?

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get an invite?

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