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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I get an invite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Currently?
      You don't.
      Not at the moment, at least. Everything's been paused and I assume the email list has been wiped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thought anons were sending out invites last thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The last people that got in got in on saturday, probably invited on wednesday/thursday.

          Anyone invited on friday seems to have gotten cucked as that was the cut off and it's about to be 4 days for them with no invite, with monday having zero new testers accepted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see. Hopefully an anon will start giving out a key. Back to game deving.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got my email on sunday

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              send me an invite too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        invites are lagged. they're not stopping them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha! It really is over for key beggars! If you didn't get in before, you're definitely not getting in now!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a lash solo ult a grey talon fleeing from battle and see him get flung a mile away
    kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEEERRREEE GOOOOOES MYYY HERRROOOO

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game seriously getting fricking art already?
    Kinda crazy how attached people are getting to this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's concept art found in the game files, there's also Dynamo, Seven, and Geist so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ton of artgays got priority on invites here because being able to scribble puts you above ivan who wants to sell his key collection to fund for a new phone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're using the same strategy as blizzard with OW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie x game company will release a trailer for a previously unknown game and within an hour or two youll have cosplay thots sharing their pictures saying how much they love character x they've never heard or seen anything about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's called "astroturfing"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's called "astroturfing"

      It baffles me that some Ganker users genuinely, without any exaggeration, are STILL unable to tell the difference between genuine discussion threads and blatant advertisements.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about they advertise some fricking keys so i dont have to listen to their fricking drivel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://postimg.cc/gallery/NcPQk8d

      And these were just from first few hours for one (1) character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://postimg.cc/gallery/68w87YX
        Post this one instead as it's being regularly updated

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm too lazy to keep track of all these so I just default to one I find on the first thread because it's easy to locate and I'm lazy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troonylock
    flopped and forgotten within a week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help for your troony obsessiom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though. Else, mfkas wouldn't be obsessed over this androgynous looking rat in these threads pretending to have personalities. Either that or cycle jerk of those who want and had access, basically the essence of tooning.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no fricking clue what they're gonna do with Yamato, she could go in so many different ways.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just turn her into genji, its already 80% there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a 1900s japanese samurai woman look like a giga homosexual sci fi ninja dweeb?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would be funny if they dressed her in period Japanese military clothing, just for the seethe it would cause.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the potential for alt outfits is great though, especially given the period

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's literally a yakuza boss looking for revenge, there's enough cop/military dudes too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It would be funny if they dressed her in period Japanese military clothing, just for the seethe it would cause.

              Yamato got mistaken for her brother so she should be pretty androgynous.
              Probably wearing unisex clothes/uniform.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God, if only.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're invited to consider: Ivy!
    She's really strong, and also cute

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no one on the team wants to help me with the urn and instead just wants to brool all game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Mo & Krill the least popular hero?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pig looks cool but Mo(?) is by far the worst looking model in the game. Make that dude a fricking monkey with a cool hat and you're golden.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mo is the mole, Krill is the monkey

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Krill is ugly as frick. It's just a bad looking design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been a gnome riding an ogre or a troll, not these mutant freaks from Neon Prime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two fricking heads
      >both get headshot damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people are boring, they don't want to play as freaks. in most games you'll probably find the normal human characters are most popular
      and Mo is kind of just the guy who stuns you and sits on your face killing you
      his stun is very powerful but if you want a tank you could play Warden or Abrams and never die while also killing their entire team

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems I got banned, presumably for leaving since I never talked. The game is overwhelming and I was sticking to one character (Haze) and leaving if she got picked by someone else since the only time I played another hero was Vindicta and I did poorly and my team flamed me. I hate queue anxiety

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the devs were pretty against match ruining in the discord.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick you for leaving the match.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played half a dozen 6v5 matches that were pretty ok, even lost to a 5 man team so I didn't think it was a problem there being no MMR and all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          leaving at the start makes EVERYONE sit there for like 3 minutes waiting for you to "reconnect".
          and it makes them all have to requeue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there were consequences for my selfish actions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a preferred hero selection in the queue, you're just a moronic subhuman

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have your invites been going out? I invited a few friends a couple days ago and no one has gotten their invite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      send me an invite and I can check for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they really pause invites?
    man, now i feel so special for getting one, haha

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start sending out invite you useless chuds

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already hate this game with all the stupid begging and forced gargoyle porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forced

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        IVY'S HAIRY PITS, PUBES, AND SPHINCTER!!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if true she needs to fricking shave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely love Ivy I don't think anyone is forcing porn of her

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fctfctn playing now
    the ex-OW pro cabal grows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw reiner spectating coluge’s match too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw reiner spectating coluge’s match too

      I dont know who any of these people are but match ID? I like to watch highs kill replays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just ended, id was 53191 IIRC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        53152 for Coluge's match

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait for valve to announce the game for, you know, real. So many frickers out there thinking this is a hero shooter, also as someone with 500+ hours in tf2 I have to say deadlock is a lot more fun. So frick uncle Dan "The fat molester main" and all them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun TF2 hasn't existed for about a decade now unless you find some weird downgraded server so that's fine, when people speak of it it's not the game it actually is now.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Lash's model actually not have eyes? I thought he was just putting on a real smug expression by default. Like this but smug instead of angry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing someone post the texture file for his face and it looked like he had at least one eye, so it might be hidden.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing someone post the texture file for his face and it looked like he had at least one eye, so it might be hidden.

      I think this is it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    loveman 1926

    Hello Everyone.

    I believe.

    Sincerely,

    Loveman1926.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should put a woomy from splatoon in the game. squids fit in the lovecraft occult thing

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another match another stomp. It's all so tiresome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      send invite sar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sent;)

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slow
    >fingerless glove ui
    >0 skill expression

    yup sure sounds like something zoomers would like congrats on your success Valve

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will bebop be as ebic as pudge dotards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oppa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until Bebop mains learn that they can punch enemies towards their team, not that epic. Hooking and punching usually lets them get away. You only do that if their team is clustered up or if you know your ult or sticky will kill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes more cancer than pudge right now. voiced by him too.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clarify something for me, shooting the soul that emanates from a last hit creep doesn't net you more souls provided it expires without being denied right? Shooting it just secures the souls against possible denial

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, if no enemies are around just let them float away.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys, I think mo & krill is pretty bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re ok but incredibly basic compared to l33t esports ultz like seven storm cloud

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skill upgrades are more like dota talents than just the generic damage boosts
    huh neat

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that art style
    who was this created for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the feel about losing the sexy french Haze and getting the smokestack glowBlack person instead, Ganker?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is amusing that she works in the glowie dream inception department. I like her current model, the orange is nice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care for Widowmaker 2.0, I like her current look. She just needs to lose the ridiculous purse hanging off her buttcheeks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            almost certain we can thank sweetbaby for that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could just make that original design an alternate skin tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >latex fetish the character
        Finally our time has come!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its honestly really good. 20's/Occult hybrid is really solid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valvetroony copying Valorant artstyle because CSshit 2 flopped.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big of a flop is this shit gonna be on a scale of 1 to Artifact

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1900 london
    >a native, a black and a japanese
    ok valve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and a living gargoyle
      What was Valve thinking?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What was Valve thinking?
        with their dicks, most likely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is the gargoyle spanish?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because she's from Spanish Harlem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lore is about characters from different places coming into one place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      world war 1 soldier when

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because there's a bobby in the game doesn't mean it takes place in Br'tan.
      Why the frick does Warden look like that if he's not an actual cop and this takes place in NY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro, game takes place in london hence the train lines

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, I didn't know London had Broadway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            look at the map morono, not the main menu screen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought there was another poster that mentioned New York somewhere on it, but I can't find it and I'm too moronic to figure out how to enter spectator mode through console

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            any major city has a street named broadway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go and read the character bios, the game is explicitly set in New York

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just read the bios bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's over

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >yamato just speaks jap
              what the FRICK is her problem

              They should have made her ability descriptions in jap too to complete the joke

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >supposed to be an alien which is why she looks weird
              does that mean she's a weeb alien or what

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amelika numba wan

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick wrong pic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amelika numba wan

              ayy lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kaori and Yamato, who were born into a gang boss' family, long ago realized that their fate would be to take over the Seven Moons upon their father's death. For many years they jointly managed the organization, bringing about profit and success, also planning to expand into America.

              The plan was simple. Kaori would remain in Japan and manage affairs inside the country while Yamato would go to America to create a base of operation. The unfortunate part was that Kaori's minions in Japan didn't like the idea of taking orders from her.

              i dont wanna do the rest

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she gives me tartakovsky vibes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy you stupid fricks were probably too underage to post about TF2 back during it's initial release.
      >WOW WHY IS THE SCOTTISH DUDE BLACK THEY'RE REPLACING ALL THE REDHEADS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The setting is 1920/30s New York

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >london
      Holy shit anon

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the announcer makes me think of optimus prime but not really

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is mo and krill some weird animal mutants?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play deadlock but no key
    >forced to listen to ugly white people talk like black zoomers and discuss deadlock
    HOLY FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is forcing you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my alter ego

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to you, beautiful and well spoken, posting something that looks like it came from a teenage girl?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half of the abilities are targeted and aren't skill shots
    aimlets we WON

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paradox and yamato are female
    HOLY SEX

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve is so creatively bankrupt that they literally rip off Valorant's agent's name for their new game
    Riot won. Valorant won. Valve lost. CS lost. Deadlock lost. Press F to spit on Valve and Dead On Arrival Deadslop grave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think your seething will amount to anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It surely did achieve something to the point where you're replying to a 3-hour-old post just to seethe about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does recency of a post have to do with anything?
          Are you not suppose to reply to posts in a thread if they're older than X amount of hours?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overwatch used the Deadlock name first gay

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wraiths' cards do literally no damage
    what is the point of this ability

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most players i've seen ever only put one point into it.
      it being random target is probably why nobody upgrades it.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The match quality is seriously dampening my enjoyment of the game right now.

    One game we go against a stack of people on discord (literally said so themselves) going full autismo and we still manage to win after a very fun butt clenching 45 minute game.
    Next game against another coordinated stack but this time I got 4 new players on my team playing it for the first time who die on respawn and lose their towers within the first 3 minutes and I can't even farm because the entire enemy team is insanely fed and has full control of the map within 6 minutes.
    Next game 3 of the enemy teammates instantly leave after dying once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >solo queuing pvpshit in 2024
      you bring it upon yourself. There's no place for friendless losers in the modern multiplayer videogame

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized you can mark a hero as preferred

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if they'll have dota's custom pick screens where you can organize them manually

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yamato just speaks jap
    what the FRICK is her problem

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have 200 ping
    >cant aim for shit
    who do I play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The uninstall wizard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You play dynamo and go full healsissy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how our Spanish creatura is actually Spanish, and not some imposter race that got their society and religion cucked super hard by some fancy lads in tight pants that they NTR'd themselves into becoming Spanish

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox is the best most broken insane hero in the game and it isn't even a contest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is very strong, but I'm not sure if she's dramatically more powerful than Vindicta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What makes her so strong? I've yet to play against one that makes me go "hmm yes this character is broken".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pulse bomb of 9 million damage
        >shield that stops skillshots and bullets
        >le wind up toy 1shot
        >literally just vengeful spirit ult

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she dominates any lane with her 3 which quickly turns into solo killing any lane with mystic shot. her long range dps and poke rivals Vindicta but with a utility skillset which makes her a nightmare in all situations. she also farms neutrals fast as frick. the hero just does too much too well

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invite me bros

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are invites done 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they arent. Just no one is giving them out.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40k healing on ivy
    yeah, i'm thinking victory royale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, that's how she's meant to be played
      how long was the match duration though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        39 minutes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually really good, very nice
          What was your build?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the generic resto+health nova+healing booster+rescue beam+duration extender, but with a rushed double tether and healbane
            i'd assume most of it was from two people getting healed from healbane in fights
            very aggressive in-your-face play for the resto locket charges helps too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Despite all my games on Wivy I haven't bought resto locket once, do you find it's worth the slot? I usually just scrape by with Health Nova + Healing Rite + Divine Barrier, and use my last green slot on a personal defence item
              Eventually though I want to see how high I can stack the healing numbers with just pure healing items though.

              >the Mercy of this game is an ugly stinky bat who needs correction
              Damn. Can't wait for Riot to rip it off lmao.

              She's not stinky and she doesn't need any kind of correction THOUGH

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares just send invites

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do you find it's worth the slot?
                Entirely depends on the enemy comp and how badly you're being targeted.
                In said game I was consistently Paradox swapped into the middle of the team and they had generally spammy abilities/tactics.
                Normally I'd just avoid it though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares blacky. just send the invites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll keep it in mind as a niche option then
                Maybe in some games where I go an early Torment Pulse, I'll get it to capitalize on that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They could just make that original design an alternate skin tbh

                no one cares moron. send the invites

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone sending out invites?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Match ID 53323
    In-progress match with Surefour (overwatch pro) - 20 mins in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you find good player games early on? i want to see how they lane but every time it shows up on the watch list it's always like 8+ minutes in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just sit around and look at the live matches feed until they start playing. It jumps up to the front page really quickly.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people already sweaty enough to steal every creep
    why you mothafrickers cant have fun

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the SMARTEST gargoyle in all New York

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of seven's ggwp voicelines is "Quite the battle!"
    Not such a cold blooded murderer after all, he likes a hotblooded fight

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take your destiny-lookin ass outta here

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't get an invite
    >friends didn't get an invite
    i just want to play

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any character that makes a wall should be deleted from the game, its the best troll move ever to frick your own team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      icefrog loves it when you frick your team over

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 wivy games today
    >5 wins
    Hmmm yeah I'm thinking she's the best fricking hero in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, that's how she's meant to be played
      how long was the match duration though

      the SMARTEST gargoyle in all New York

      Invite please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing anymore. Post about the game or get FILTERED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not true. There's going to be about 2k more accounts created before they hit their 20k goal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a gigantic cope.
            We'll see if they send invites in a couple hours.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They'll at the very least send invites to the 1k more accounts they've already created.
              Doesn't particularly matter to me regardless, I'm already in.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they really need to nerf seven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still waiting for that key I want to play him so fricking bad. I hope the anon that sent it actually did and I get it.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day they will learn, they all will learn to fear Seven.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'm laying this down plain and simple.
    I am an Abrams main.
    I am looking for a femboy twink to main Pocket, but also be my personal gank b***h.
    You must have a mic and talk in a sissy voice.
    When I order you to come gank my solo lane, you drop whatever you're doing, and come and gank.

    If you want this invite, you will post a vocaroo of yourself saying "Invite me to Deadlock, daddy Abrams" as well as posting a picture of your bare stomach with a timestamp and this post's number.
    And also your email, don't forget that part. I cannot invite you if you don't attach your email.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stfu homosexual. invites aren't getting sent right now and you know it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok groomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still waiting anon, where is it.
        [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then read my post and do what I say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then read my post and do what I say.

      what's a sissy voice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a newfren

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah just not a colossal homosexual

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Mercy of this game is an ugly stinky bat who needs correction
    Damn. Can't wait for Riot to rip it off lmao.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DEIdlock

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who selects every roster character for queue here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares just send out referrals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay troony

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate leaves
    >game ruined
    just

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares homosexual. send the invites

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sent;)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do they actually ban people for leaving?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. We're fricking playtesters lmao. Valve expects us to actually playtest.

          If someone is just out there not doing the entire point they were invited for, they get shitcanned.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EVERY SINGLE FRICKING IVY IN THE LAST 2 DAYS HAS BEEN AN USELESS FRICKING SHITTER
          I KNOW YOU'RE FRICKING HERE
          FRICK YOU
          FRICK ALL OF YOU
          FROM NOW ON I WILL SHIT ON EVERY PIECE OF SHIT IVY I SEE, I HOPE SHE GETS TURNED INTO A FAT BLACK WOMAN

          [...]
          hate it

          Damn... Deadslop really did take the absolute worst aspects of MOBA and hero shooters. Can't wait for Shartifact 2: Electric Boogaloo to be released and for another collective sigh from Valve's incompetence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cry harder, tf2 Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >had to reconnect like three times in the last match due to some weird server issues
        pls no report por favor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sent;)

          Yes. We're fricking playtesters lmao. Valve expects us to actually playtest.

          If someone is just out there not doing the entire point they were invited for, they get shitcanned.

          do they actually ban people for leaving?

          Send the fricking invites gringo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sent;)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sent

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I get hooked out of a fight by my own homosexual fricking bebop abuser one more time I am gonna report everyone on every game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares homosexual just send out referalls. boring homosexual

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm European so I didn't try the game yet just the tutorial
    I'm worried I would ruin a match

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      send me an invite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been mashing bot games cause I don't want to frick up a real game with my shit strayan latency, but the bots are really fricking shit and easy. Might just press the button tomorrow and try to enjoy the seppos yelling at me for rubber banding around missing everything

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please make it end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Mr Icefrogs wild ride

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just yell at your team to group up mid and brool to death whoever dies first loses the game

        hate it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does the map start exploding if shit goes too late like doto?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EVERY SINGLE FRICKING IVY IN THE LAST 2 DAYS HAS BEEN AN USELESS FRICKING SHITTER
          I KNOW YOU'RE FRICKING HERE
          FRICK YOU
          FRICK ALL OF YOU
          FROM NOW ON I WILL SHIT ON EVERY PIECE OF SHIT IVY I SEE, I HOPE SHE GETS TURNED INTO A FAT BLACK WOMAN

          WAIT YOU WERE IN THE SAME MATCH LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bet the homosexual complaining about ivy was the yamato farming jungle the entire game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just yell at your team to group up mid and brool to death whoever dies first loses the game

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These hero ideas section in the forum is filled with so many morons

    Only smart one is the three goblins in a trench coat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >three goblins in a trench coat
      The perfect techies port

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean meepo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meepo would be mega Meepo, 5 rats stacked in a tower with no trench coat. Your left mouse is throwing a Meepo.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Ivy's death sounds so high pitched?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a small girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For you.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY SINGLE FRICKING IVY IN THE LAST 2 DAYS HAS BEEN AN USELESS FRICKING SHITTER
    I KNOW YOU'RE FRICKING HERE
    FRICK YOU
    FRICK ALL OF YOU
    FROM NOW ON I WILL SHIT ON EVERY PIECE OF SHIT IVY I SEE, I HOPE SHE GETS TURNED INTO A FAT BLACK WOMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie mad at an alpha game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave ivy alone you piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >support doesn't have kills
      >it means support is bad
      this is your brain is moronation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey ivy players, I had an ivy in my 2v2 lane earlier tonight and he was pretty good. I saved his life once and he said thanks. Don't let this rude dude convince you that you're shitters, ivygays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's only game
      >why you haff to be mad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ivy pickers really be out there thinking they're special snowflakes that can make a niche idea work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie it was a 5v4 match and you are mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I GOT YOU FRICKERS FIGURED OUT
        THE BLATANT SAME gayGING TOO 1 MINUTE APART

        FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I DECLARE WAR AGAINST IVY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ivy players really are terrible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not me
      I've won every single Ivy game I've had, pity you weren't in them :^)

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vindicta showing her exposed feet and spreading her vulva to make us forget about the stinky smelly bat.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Deadlock Anons, I fricking slept for 10 hours today
    Also Wivey

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you mod TF2 in this game so you can fix the cheaters problem?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing for like the last week and now the game isn't in my library anymore, weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya got banned, kiddo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, apparently it's an issue on the forums, but I assume it isn't very common. Not a big deal since I'm sure they'll fix it eventually, I have other games to play anyways.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s unironically over for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you do?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello icehomosexual here, give me your best characters idea. Next character I will make a bootleg dhalsim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat Scout who screams about the good old days and shows his hat collection
      Techies wearing a trenchcoat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you make bootleg dhalsim people will accuse you of ripping off the dhalsim robot from overwatch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we are beyond the point of ripping off overwatch at this point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ripping off
          >makes better characters
          Uh huh.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >makes better characters
            Anon, they aren't Riot who will turn everyone into sexy girls, but all the male characters are pixar shit or esg zoom shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >riot
              >sexy girls
              >good characters
              Anon overwatch has been dogshit since it's inception. It's all multiethnic dogshit, at the very least there's a LOT more robots in deadlock. But sure go off on how "Good" Riot is too with character design.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I hate Riot. Just imagine them replacing every popular male character in Overwatch into a asiaticslop girl and every other male character is just fricking Hammond or Lifeweaver and they are all gay and harmless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon what do you mean popular male character. Overwatch has mostly dogshit for characters in their entirety. The game is boring, there's no counterplay. Deadlock has interesting shit like hellboy detective and a bunch of robots, this is pre alpha btw so they hopefully will have even more robots. You're comparing something unreleased to the lowest bar for a videogame I've ever fricking seen. Overwatch sucks dick. Anyone that plays it is deluding themselves. Deadlock looks alright.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just put in invoker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would like a straight up wizard hero with a wand or staff and magic missile left click or whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aiushtha

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://voca.ro/1loiN425N7wQ

    >THANK YOU FRIEND WHO INVITED ME
    >INTO THIS SLOP DEADLOCK WE
    >DEEEADLOCK DEAAADLOCK WE ARE BOUND
    >GREATFUL I AM HEAD TO THE GROUND

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk already sweaty headshot hitscan with the sniper
    calm down, let me have fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick do you mean already, how is it different from sniping in any other game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you don't have a key without telling me

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If that's what's sappy for anon he's a pervert and they deserve eachother
    >Took a bite out of the board
    Absolute gremlin

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play ivy and I will feed with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother don't belittle her, she can be a great team contributor if you only play your cards right

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got invited two days ago, still nothing, it's over.

    thread theme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elliot is just like me, except I don't hack big corpos and use linux

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Seven a hard carry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He scales very well with items

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you know what items i should go on him? i want spirit lifesteal for his ult, right? because whenever i use his ult, the enemy team just guns me down and shrugs off the damage

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had someone raging and calling his team shit, with a third of my souls, most deaths in the game, died 5 times in lane and he said, I shit you not
    >Yamato does nothing after 10 minutes we lose late

    People acting like they're experts on a fricking closed alpha despite being blatantly wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am amazed at some people raging at an alpha game with no MMR or ranks, why can't people just have fun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I understand it. I had one night where it was just steamroll after steamroll after steamroll with people on my team all going like, 1 or 2 kills and 10 to 20 deaths. It may be an alpha, but that doesn't mean getting steamrolled is fun, and if you have to sit there and play a match like you're running into a brick wall, it can be frustrating for people since they know if they leave they'll get banned.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make moba
        >wtf why does it attract the worst moronic mentally ill crowd possible??

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does it determine if you're solo lane or duo?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ricochet is such a fun ass item but god damn is it expensive and the other items are more attractive.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last game of the day and it was ruined by someone leaving.
    I had 4 leavers today, 2 on each side.
    They died twice or thrice in lane and just instantly fricking disconnect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which were you?
      I was Bebop.
      Our Mo and Krill were solid, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that game and not the first time.
        In the last 2-3 days there has been an absolutely insane amount of leavers, to reach that point means this shit is happening in a TON of games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won my last game, and someone on the enemy team didn't do so hot for like 10m or so and then disconnected and never came back. He Sapphire side Abrams.

      Wasn't that game and not the first time.
      In the last 2-3 days there has been an absolutely insane amount of leavers, to reach that point means this shit is happening in a TON of games.

      One of the recent patches added a penalty for leavers, which I would hope would lead to losing access. Its an alpha playtest, why people even bother leaving.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They likely didn't leave by their own will, one of EU cables to USA started maintenance last week and is going to be going for foreseeable future so if they were euros connecting to valve USA servers that could have dropped them out.

      I've been having problems due to it with WoWs because weegee's genius steam-wg login system shits itself whenever connection changes mid game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats not how the internet work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really doubt it considering it's always the same shit.
        Guy goes to lane.
        Dies once
        Instantly goes back
        Dies twice
        Either repeat a couple more times or proceeds to instantly disconnects

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would do the same if there was a sweaty freak on my lane, but I cant because of the bans

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valvetrannies are going full damage control shilling their troony dead slop game KEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the manliest valvetroony shill
      KWAB

      [...]
      [...]
      >Interests for Dota 2
      >pakistan
      >india
      >peru
      I am sure you and your extended cousin living in a favela rat-infested section 8 housing opinion matter, while in reality your valve slop games are only relevant in some third-world shithole nations. That is the only legacy left behind by Valve games, to be played by streetshitters and peruvians. What a combination.

      [...]
      Sure you do, Ranjeet.

      [...]

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys i really hope tf2 fans won't affect the development of our beloved game with their current ongoing drama...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is how average tf2cuck is feeling right now after being btfo'd by entire board of Ganker
      What were they thinking when coming on here? lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >entire board of Ganker
        *Reddit and resetera transplants , and you haven't btfo'd anyone by wasting your time playing a shitty hero shooter lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what ongoing drama is happening?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They want the same support as other Valve games have despite their game barely having any active real players, people estimating that they got like around only 15k players in a daily rotation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadslop will kill whatever "hype" of the game that is left on its own based on how many manfaced trannies there are in the game. No amount of Valveshill could save Deadslop from sinking on day 1. Even xQc was unimpressed by how boring and uninspired the gameplay was.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would know it best, buddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          right back at you, Valvejeet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >HELLO SARS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INDIA SUPERPOWAR BY 2024 TRUST THE PLAN!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Valvetroony is using some literal who team over an actual Pajeet winning Dota biggest esport tournament
              KEK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what ASShomosexualS tard, excited for Deadslop looks like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this is the strongest riot games fan
          i kneeloo....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xQc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Valve is so desperate to try to gain the Zoomer audience for their failed deadslop that Gabe Fatjewfrick Newell is giving XQC free access to the game only for XQC to nonstop shitting on deadslop in front of 30k people. LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gigachad
            >Gabe Fatjew
            You zoomer morons are so brain rotten you don't even know Gabe is extremely thin now. Do you also watch cute little chad and trollface edits on tiktok? Unironically have a nice day, disingenuous israelite Black person.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, look at that. The valvetroony israelite bootlicker is happily sloppily rimming the millionaire Gabe Fatisraelite Newell dead on arrival game for absolutely free. What you should really be worried about instead is what the TF2 fanbase will do once Deadslop comes out. I will be enjoying the shitshow viewing from my first-class seats.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah posts pedo character blah
                didn't read, buzz words, have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Even xQc was unimpressed by how boring and uninspired the gameplay was.
        >xQc
        Who is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you link when juicer talked about deadslop? Still, if forsen likes it, might be goood game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you better worry about the fact that Deadslop is rape child of ASShomosexualS and Overwatch aka the worst genres off decade

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SERVER CPU
    what

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kelvin is kinda fun

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    matchmaking is closed 🙁

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IVYGODS HOW DID YOUR MATCHES GO TODAY
    LITERALLY 6 GAMES 6 WINS FOR ME SHE'S SO PERFECT
    god i wish she was in every game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was this from the thread or from somewhere else because it is absolutely fantastic. At least her face is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, someone requested Ivy eating buildings as an art form

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's meant to be a building? I thought she was eating cinderblocks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that's an entire fricking 9/11 going on.
          I thought she was just hanging out in a brick factory eating hot bricks like loaves of bread and thought that was really cute.
          I wanna make tasty porselain and ceramics for my gar-girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's meant to be a building? I thought she was eating cinderblocks

        Oh that's an entire fricking 9/11 going on.
        I thought she was just hanging out in a brick factory eating hot bricks like loaves of bread and thought that was really cute.
        I wanna make tasty porselain and ceramics for my gar-girl

        >its real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well whatever, it still looks like cinderblocks and she's standing in front of bushes to me

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Deadlock will flop just as Artifact and Underlords did.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >matchmaking ends
    >flop shitposting start
    hmmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There won't be greater shitposting than jeets shilling for deadslop.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the manliest valvetroony shill
    KWAB

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to go on the feedback forums and tell them Ivy is a racist caricature would better as a black fat woman.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is using some literal who team over an actual Pajeet winning Dota biggest esport tournament
    >KEK

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VALVETRANNIES ARE
    >THIS LOOKS LIKE SLOP
    You gays are just mad you aren't in the test it looks okay and I'm withholding my full judgement until (if) it's out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but i'm in tho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >very truthful
        wow anon you're right, I guess I retract my statement. Here is some gold for your trouble.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wow anon you're right, I guess I retract my statement.
          Glad to hear it.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mistyped my friend email
    guess some rando got an invite, lmao

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Good work my shills! keep derailing this thread more because Gabe is a fricking monopolist and he gets what he hecking deserves!!

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smitebros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did they make a numbered sequel on unreal engine 5 and then make the map completely flat again
      christ that looks boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He blinks alot.

      how did they make a numbered sequel on unreal engine 5 and then make the map completely flat again
      christ that looks boring

      Yeah its fricking weird. They really needed to do more with the map/game then a visual overhaul

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drawing of Ivy calling anon her good boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Other Anon

      Do that and also make it POV handholding
      PLEASE

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posted in a wrong thread, will post it here too.
    Vindicta feels so powerfull. Lvl 3 ult and the way quickscoping works make her really snowbally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her ults cool but its kinda disappointing how the "sniper" character's real damage comes from flying up in the air and firing her full auto assault rifle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's strong but it feels like she gets dumped on by spirit resist and spirit shield items
      I wish people would actually fricking buy them against Vindictas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slowing Hex cancels her flight and slows her movespeed to chase down. Flight giving her extra damage on shots might be one step too far when verticality is a big advantage already. She floats into your lane and you start taking damage from god knows where

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the game fun to play? Does it feel more like a shooter or like a moba? Are enemy players bullet sponges or can you 1 shot them with headshots?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a moba with all the pros and cons of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      70% MOBA, 30% shooter
      Some characters will feel squishy, some feel tanky and then if they build defensive items feel nigh unkillable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, both, neither

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more moba than a shooter and enemy are usually bullet sponges

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the answers depend on your current mood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a moba, if someone feed you pretty much lose, you cant win the match alone like most shooter no matter how much you try, team fights devolve into overwatch shitshow that you cant tell what is going on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not fun, bullet sponges who become immune fly across the map whatever the frick else. if they don't do it they die to your ult that does 8 gorillian damage

      Yes
      70% MOBA, 30% shooter
      Some characters will feel squishy, some feel tanky and then if they build defensive items feel nigh unkillable

      its 90% moba 10% shooter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would say 55% moba 45% shooter. As someone that loves moba's more then shooters this FEELS more like a shooter but I bet you someone that loves shooters wills say it feels more like a moba, it might honestly be 50/50

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your abilities/items are much more important than shooting. As an fps player i expect with good positioning and aim i can challenge and win any encounter, even if outnumbered 4 to 1; but here it's practically impossible to win a 1vs2 against players of the same skill level

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your abilities/items and going in moving in group are much more important than shooting. As an fps player i expect with good positioning and aim i can challenge and win any encounter, even if outnumbered 4 to 1; but here it's practically impossible to win a 1vs2 against players of the same skill level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who say this is a shooter never played a single shooter in their life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All the moba Black folk praising the game
      L o l

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead hero shooter genre cross bred with ASShomosexualS, the result is a horrible abomination

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no reason for this game to exist. It literally adds nothing to either genre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UNTOUCHABLE POCKET
    >THANOS WITH ALL STONES SLOTS FILLED
    >GOOD VINDICA "Paradox"
    >BEE-BOP
    >UNKILLABLE IO, AKA IVY
    >DYNAMO ALWAYS LANDING BLACK HOLE

    last 3 games i got completely stomped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runs away from you with 25m/s move speed
      >throws a grenade beneath herself to make you waste dashes
      >stomps on your head and dashes away if you catch up to her
      >literally just fricking flies away when you almost corner her anyway
      :^*~~*~~*~~*~~) NICE FRICKING HERO
      SOMEONE STOP THAT FRICKING GARGOYLE

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Screencapped and presented without comment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1erpejgqVq6G
      He was wrong, I fricking love this putas voice

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think they should give the cowboy girl's lasso ult to infernus, maybe give him some sort of throwable molotov wienertail ability as well. Also add flight to his flame run and give him a bat to fly on

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >penis envy
    >replies
    Projecting, you should seethe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF2cels will be deadslop downfall, mark my words Valvetrannies. Tick tock. They're coming for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How, when Valve is literally refusing to answer their autistic screeching on socials this very moment?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let's just say Deadslop won't leave any good impression on people. The internet is jumping on the #Savetf2 bandwagon and streaming porn in the Deadslop category on Twitch. Remember what happens to helldivers? Well, it is going to happen to Deadslop too.

          >Tick tock
          >Buzzie buzzie
          Running out of words to say?

          You lost the argument, Valvetroon. Cope and seethe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              MMhhhm, look at that fragile blue text soon turning into piss color "Mixed reviews."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >leaguegays shitpost for literal hours on an indian shit sculpting forum instead of playing their game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it would take 500,000 negative reviews with 0 positive reviews to push it into mixed. Keep up the blatant trolling though, it's funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How long till Deadslop comes out again? Don't worry, we still have time. We're keeping the hate flames afloat till then before dumping the red thumbs down on the Deadslop review page.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >argument
            Weren't you just posting complete dogshit to try and goad responses? There was no argument you were quite literally seething and projecting. I can entertain a real discussion but I think that's far above you, since you're quite literally jerking off to league as we speak.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The main argument was that a popular streamer was shitting on Deadslop after Valve desperately gave him the access key to the game in hope of gaining the Zoomer audience. You failed to even provide a rebuttal to that statement, and instead you took offense at me for mocking your fat, ugly israelite overlord.
              You have already lost the argument, Valvechuddy. Gabe Fatisraelite Newell is going to die from a heart attack from all the non kosher pig lard he keeps shoving down his throat. KWAB. Fatty Gabe piggy gonna oinked himself to death.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gabe
                >fat
                I'm not reading the entirety of your dogshit response given you're calling him fat still. He's not anymore, it's just funny to me you're seething and calling it an argument when all I really said was he's not fat or israeli. Talking about your literal who streamer won't make me take your opinion seriously. Remember, Anon, pretending to be moronic is still being moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oooh valvetroonie do be rimming that fat israeliteell diabetic lard ass, YUMMY SO MUCH SLOPPY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no "lol laughing.png"
                You're what's wrong with v and I genuinely want you to have a nice day. It would bring me no greater joy that a homosexual like you using buzzies actually died.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reviews means frick all, unless you are some video journalist dicksucking Black person troony homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tick tock
        >Buzzie buzzie
        Running out of words to say?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironcally believe this game is more casual than Overwatch once you understand the moba autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moba
      >casual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes mobas are fricking casual compared to actual games of skill. you sweaty liar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only depth here is knowing what items to buy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a knowledge check which inherently makes it less casual than a game without the same knowledge check. OW1 launched with 21 heroes, and this alpha has 19 with a few more in the oven you can spawn. If you queue up a game of quickplay in OW, and if this has some casual unranked, this will be far less casual/welcoming. The only reason you don't think OW is casual is because anyone still playing, has played for 8 years now and there is little room to even learn before being killed by people with way more experience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that automatically makes it more hardcore than 80% of all games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I unironcally believe this game is more casual than Overwatch
      that's good, unironically what killed overwatch is the balance team incompetence of actually balancing the game well, the game was at its most fun when it was a complete shitshow and everything was either useless or completely overpowered (hog, fan the hammer cree, bodyshot widow, etc.).
      I hope this game goes the dota route, which it will most likely do, where you have a wide variety of items for specific situations, some of them stand out and are more prevalent than others but you do not strictly need to follow the same exact 6 item build like you do in league for example and that heroes are as balanced as they are in dota, where you do probably have a meta (im a nab i dont really care), but again, heroes aren't as oppressive as they are in league where there's not a single point in time when the game is/was balanced, overall this game's future is looking good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are fricking moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you actually have to aim in overwatch, you dont have to aim in this shit, literally roll your face on the keyboard and do all the moba chores.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's impossible Overwatch is the most causal competitive shooter and literally babies first fps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guess deadlock will be even more casual than that game then. wow . its almost as if we can evaluate things that exist on a sliding scale.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its almost as if we can evaluate things that exist on a sliding scale.

          Deadlock already has more mechanics than Overwatch. They are not even the same genre. So, how you compare them?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            name one mechanic that isnt just moba shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TF2 is way more casual than OW

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont bring out the inventory gays..

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ragememe Gem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >problem vindicta?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they still sending invites? I still see people joining the discord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone invited me Friday afternoon and I don't have it yet. They stopped invites for a while I think 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no they stopped accepting more players for a couple of months apparently

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 players in bot matchmaking
    come on bros I just wanna play a bit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro unless a bot can be the paradox i lane in que who just dominates all game, has team mates always behind her, keeping my team locked in fear while she free farms, im all for it. sadly they dont do anything and not much to practice other than timings

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deadlock , more like deadonarrival

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I want to marry a gargoyle...

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to argue with people below my age 30 When does this site add an age check, so I know I don't to replying to someone subhuman underage who's maybe played 10 games in his pathetic life and the last 3 years he wasn't even human.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've played more games than you have been bad at. this dogshit is not interesting at all, especially when its pretending to be a TPS

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Valve was meant to be one of the good ones? This game looks utterly abyssal. It looks like Overwatch 0.5 or Battleborn 0.2. Hell, it looks like Concord 0.1.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    apologies to

    TF2 is way more casual than OW

    , misclick!!

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 Black person teaming up with the riot troons
    Damn, what a fall.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think either side is on this, it's just one guy in this thread using tf2troon situation to spice thing up and stir up some confusion, probably a riotgay too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO Keep saying that to yourself, moron. Even popular TF2 content creators like Uncle Dane are shitting on Deadslop, calling Valve out of touch and incompetent.

        ?si=UgG_9vPSYhAJ1LHL&t=171

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uncle Dane said it's bad? This game must be great then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Uncle Dane
          ok

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using uncle groomer as an argument
          AHAHAHAHAHHA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Uncle BLACKEDlisted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no no no riotgays why did we ever mention uncle dayne....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BAWWWW THE ENGINEER CHARACTER HAS LIMITED LIFETIME SENTRIES BAWWWWW

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I slurp up all eceleb opinions!
          You're embarrassing yourself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Even popular TF2 content creators like Uncle Dane
          You mean that guy that, ever since Tyler McBlack person leaked tf2 source code, started hosting his own troonimmunity servers and surrounding himself with mentally ill axewound people? I surely would listen to him no doubt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Uncle Dane
          Way to kill your argument you lil bug

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Uncle Trooner
          next thing you'll tell me tf2 is doing very good and very alive game
          go back to your ~~*discord echochamber*~~ you massive homosexual, you do not belong here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >playing warden
            >forget to go shopping for like 10 min straight cause brooling
            >hit 7000 souls
            >he reminds me by saying "i can afford anything in the shop"
            thanks warden

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive noticed its the same dude every thread lol. do people fall for bait this obvious? every post hes made in every thread uses the exact same buzzwords and typing style, manually titled saved images. did he not get invited or something?

          same shit every day. i guess heres your (you) buddy

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tf2, dota and overwatch gay here, send me an invite so i could be ruining people's games without realising it

    [email protected]

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oooh valvetroonie do be rimming that fat israeliteell diabetic lard ass
    What the frick did you just say about me you yellow wriggly worm?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hook nose is protruding out of his face like a desert sand rat he is
      >photoshopping that fatty mcisraelite bloated face onto a fake shredded body belonging to another person
      ngl this is kinda a pathetic display from valveslop slurpers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Black person google exists we're laughing about your eceleb dick sucking.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >XQC!
    >UNCLE DANE!
    >PENGUIN ZERO!
    >ASS MONGOLOID!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >xqc
      Called LoL soulless dogshit compared to Dota 2
      >ass mongoloid
      Riot mmo got cancelled and now his community reminds him how dogshit Riot is

      RIP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xqc
        Is this the same guy who uninstalled Dotashit 2? LMAOOOO He literally backtraced his opinion and mocked Dota shit 2 like the garbage game it is.
        https://kick.com/xqc?clip=clip_01HZFJTMM9KZ4X14PFW5DNEVXX
        >Riot mmo is going t-to g-get c-canceled sisters. 2 more w-weeks. trust the plan-ACK!!!
        mindbroken valvetroon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LMAOOOO
          sis it's over, they can see through your shitty bait, just throw in the towel it's starting to look sad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop glazing your axe wound in the mirror, Valvetroon. You're not impressing anyone with that thing.

            >Uncle Trooner
            next thing you'll tell me tf2 is doing very good and very alive game
            go back to your ~~*discord echochamber*~~ you massive homosexual, you do not belong here

            Uncle Dane is the epitome of Valvecuckolds. Whatever he is or what he becomes is the reflection of the playerbase who plays valve games. I am glad that you're having a laugh at yourself, though it does feel like a huge self owned moment on yourself there, bozo.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Uncle Dane is the epitome of Valvecuckolds
              it sounds more like you keep forcing him because you actually watch his stuff and agree with it, just like a moronic troon that you are
              have a nice day you eceleb dicksucking homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH E-CELEB
                Valvetrannies would jump on Gabe Fatjewell's micropenis on command. You clowns made an entire death cult worshipping a fat israelite frick who got lucky for making one game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are the blackest, Black personest ape I ever had chance of laying my eyes upon
                Tie a noose and have a nice day you miserable homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please have a nice day. Don’t make me beg please please please. It’d actually be the most fun part of this thread.

                >troony cannot stop thinking about or mentioning homosexual intercourse
                Every. Time.

                Don't hurt yourself, you could pop a vein from seething too hard typing all those insecure microdick tier empty threats. Could you tell me which shithole you crawled out of so that I could make an assessment of how brown and uneducated you are?

                [...]
                [...]
                >Interests for Dota 2
                >pakistan
                >india
                >peru
                I am sure you and your extended cousin living in a favela rat-infested section 8 housing opinion matter, while in reality your valve slop games are only relevant in some third-world shithole nations. That is the only legacy left behind by Valve games, to be played by streetshitters and peruvians. What a combination.

                >pakistan
                >india
                >peru
                >indonesia

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m whiter than you and live in America, sorry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >riotgay still doubling down on his autism and lack of common sense
                You cannot make this shit up lmao, talk about being a cultist for a corporation kek

                Sure you do, Ranjeet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not white though
                And never will be, what a funny projection you keep spouting over and over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >riotgay still doubling down on his autism and lack of common sense
                You cannot make this shit up lmao, talk about being a cultist for a corporation kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troony cannot stop thinking about or mentioning homosexual intercourse
                Every. Time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please have a nice day. Don’t make me beg please please please. It’d actually be the most fun part of this thread.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there 300k active league players in visible regions and its doubtful theres more than 1 million in china which makes it at most 1.3m active players.
          its probably the most botted game in existance to make accounts for smurfs
          so the actual number is just way lower

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Source: "just trust me bro"
            >Meanwhile in the land of New Delhi Valve Headquarters, governed by Abdul Shitsmail (aka IceFrog).
            How do you feel that people are starting to notice how heavily inflated dota/cshits playercounts are? For a game that claims to be popular everywhere, Valvejeet games sure lacks heavily in the relevancy department. Even Google statistics clearly show Dota and CS being only popular in some piss-poor third-world nations. It must be truly blissful for you living in your favela streetrat bubble, completely ignorant of the world progressing around your shithole.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              even here in brazil i struggle to find a dota2 match nowadays lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. eceleb said this!!
      Kek, poor League zoomie can't form his own opinions. Literal brainrot.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valvetrannies samegayging meltdown because no white people willingly invested in their brownpajeet game
    As expected. It's not my fault that a literal mutt is Valve's biggest content creator KEK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S SAMEgayGING IT HAS TO BE I'M NOT BEING MOCKED BY LITERALLY THE WHOLE THREAD
      who would have guessed the riottroony is also schizo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone who is disagreeing with me is a samegay, surely
      What else is new?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uncle Dane
        Way to kill your argument you lil bug

        shut up Black person google exists we're laughing about your eceleb dick sucking.

        >Interests for Dota 2
        >pakistan
        >india
        >peru
        I am sure you and your extended cousin living in a favela rat-infested section 8 housing opinion matter, while in reality your valve slop games are only relevant in some third-world shithole nations. That is the only legacy left behind by Valve games, to be played by streetshitters and peruvians. What a combination.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are not in a Dota 2 thread buddy, delusional much?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mistake pedro. I thought we're in the Valveturd glazing section.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has to resort to racism
          You already lost.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >seething this hard about peruvians
          how's the cartels, amigo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you picture literally shows theres more interest for league in india and pakistan, equal interest in singapore and phillipines, more interest for dota in peru

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nope

            You're not white though
            And never will be, what a funny projection you keep spouting over and over

            Good morning sars

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're not white Sukdheep Dikshit, where is this projection of yours even coming from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >united indian shill force managed by chinks, coming into these threads to disrupt them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this Pajeet unironically thinks he's white
                Can you briefly say the name of the Dota 2 creator? I'm talking about his real name. It's a white game created by and for white people, right? So you must have the confidence to utter his real name in front of the class.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kyle Sommar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know this site has gone to shit when multiple morons keep falling for the same low quality bait time and time again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm only PRETENDING to be moronic
      what

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot body with a completely obscured face
    Based design

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people replying to bait

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys if you actually believe this for real you are a bunch of dumb Black folk
    >what? why is no one agreeing with me ? guys but I was just joking and merely pretending to be moronic!

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And what was your inspiration for this character?
    >Female Daft Punk.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play with my deadwiener for Ivy when I eventually get in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You better not be the kind of ivy that tries to go carry
      Or if you are, you better be a fricking god at it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty bad at shooters in general, but supporting your team with variety of abilities shouldn't be that hard right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are upgrades that slow the enemy down on hit or silence the enemy or lower their resistances if you can hit them a decent amount of the time, as well as characters with abilities that actively lock enemies to one place to just melt them if you want

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It still demands as much skill as in dota, you frick up and you get wrekt. I semi-frequently get bursted down before I can even pop true form
          But it's all stuff you can pick up as you go. Where you should stand by default, when you need to move up in advance to interrupt an ulting enemy, when your damage can be the difference to secure a kill, exactly how much damage you can help your team get through, etc etc. And it's stuff that feels fantastic to put into practice
          >infernus naruto runs in with ult going expecting to make a play and kill our half health haze
          >pop all my heals and true form
          >slam gargoyle ass on his face and leave him stunned for the exact same duration he stunned us
          >haze is actually now at 2/3 hp instead of dead from his combo like he wanted
          >she just turns around and eviscerates his ass
          >"nice heals ivy, thank you"
          It's always a nice feeling

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The longer the game takes, the less important your skill in shooters are, because characters get more OP items and they upgrade their specials.
          So if you are bad at shooters, don't worry, you might only have a bad time for like the first 4-5 minutes?

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is valve making another moba?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because icefrog got bored of rts game

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schizophrenics raiding the thread again
    sigh, how could one not love ESL posters...

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you still play bot matches with people outside the matchmaking hours?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but the bots don't put up much of a fight so you'll just steamroll them in 10-15 mins

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can you see how many people were added to the forum? I can't find it anywhere. Is it in "Members"? Wanna play with my buddy, but the invite takes so fricking long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its probably taking long because the devs are in middle of changing how invite system works
      not sure what requirements it will have but it betetr not be too strict

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not white people arguing who is or isn't white
    GEEEEEEEEEEG
    EVERY SINGLE ONe OF YOU IS A SHITSKIN THAT IS JUST A CURSE OF MOBAhomosexualS

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread gets taken over by /misc/ and Ganker
    Enough of this shit, where's the gargoyle pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drawanons got scared away by political schizobabble, you love to see it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw so far gone that the idea of whacking off to gargoyles doesn't even seem weird
      This site has tainted me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we all fell for it
        But I'm not gonna complain, just look at her!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personality matters
          And Ivy is nice

          Yes, she is very cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Personality matters
        And Ivy is nice

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people so obsessed with race anyway
    And what does that have to do with video games

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cmon, Dotajeets, you, who proudly call yourself "white," should have no problem saying Icefrog's real name. He's a "white" guy, right? He made your "white" game after all.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i played without my friend grp tnight some solo games...

    maybe its cause i queued at like 4am est but holy shit is this what playing by urself is like? everyone is fricking awful nobody is even playing the game. someone leaves 10 minutes in every game wtf.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanna try this game cause it looks alright. But no invite and no invites forever cause uncle homosexual leaked.

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