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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid moron OP posted the last thread like it was vg and got it deleted

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off subhuman shill

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw last thread got deleted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its because its not explicitly about Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel (a board game), so if the thread connects to the last one its a general.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we trying for the off model sex appeal marketing technique?
      No one is excited for this shit, cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro no one wants to frick seven except me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gegagedigedago

        yeah this, its over frick this shit Black person game
        ivy is not good as midna

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares coomer

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I say that but don't have that haircut ( picrel is not me )

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off to a terrible start.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve seems to be attracting the most desperate homosexuals from the ends of the earth. I understand the deadlock shill, highly competitive slop with current exclusivity with possible entry, everything that modern troon could only ask for, but TF2 clownfest? Now that's just pathetic. Game is so fricking lame yet brainlets losing their SHIT over lack of attention for their dead free to play past time. Is shit really that bad in the world that this is what mfkas spend their time on..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deadbroken by CHADlve. Sorry you aren't invited.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the way you think you're above anyone and you're posting moronic reddit memes. I could choke on the irony.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting it again but Seven Anon here. I got in, thanks for letting me play this cool guy. I will return the favor to whoever can come up with the funniest Seven meme or shitpost or drawing.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never playing this game until they remove or change lady guest’s backstory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asshomosexuals
      >backstory

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't read the novel
        ngmi

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >formally dressed devil from tf2 comics is now a game character and also blue
    lvdokino

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >previous thread got deleted right when it was starting to get interesting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies are doing a goddamn shitty job letting actual threads about video games be.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I play Ivy, bros. What upgrades do you recommend I take on her and what should I focus on doing while playing a match.

    I want join you Ivy GODS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOMMY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im a moron that likes using Tesla bullets, Cooldown reducers for spamming 1, and the item that reloads my gun when I use my 1. My teammates occasionally receive healing when I use my ult and tether them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got the dead locked down fr blud

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her hoping like that into your dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      600 pounds of stone ass

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Share the complete known roster to me fast before THEY come.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard her gameplay is dogshit, is this true?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's why people are playing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it
        Thought she was a girl. People are playing as her?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People are playing the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cool but that wasn't my question, so I can assume nobody else can play itt either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her game is dogshit ASShomosexualS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unmarked general
    >no one even playing the game, just pretending they got in
    Clean it up jannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one even playing the game
      the servers are down, dumbass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      playtests are at 5pm pdt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry that you didn't get in Anon 😐

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      open playtest won't start for like 6 hours moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By open playtest do you mean open to everyone, or just to people who got invites?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one even playing the game
      No shit moron, if you were in you'd know we can't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretending I didn't get in.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone go and post some actual gameplay so I can decide if I like the game or not

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched a gameplay video and its the most boring mind numbing garbage I've seen. I can't tell if most people in these threads are shills or just have abysmally low standards

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just a hero shooter or is it actually a MOBA where you have to get the exact sequence of items otherwise you're doing it wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just a moba.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bummer. Thanks, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its both!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lot more asshomosexuals than shooter which might become a branding problem since it looks like a shooter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DeadLock is a Battleborn-like, aka BADasshomosexuals.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like DEADasshomosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a third person shooter moba
      the shooting and third person parts are pretty integral, but so is the moba stuff
      like you can buy items and shit but if you are incapable of hitting your abilities/bullets and move around in 3d space properly then you still won't do shit unlike in regular mobas where it's all strategy/memory and almost no skill
      well, strategy/memory is a skill of its own but you know what i mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >regular mobas where it's all strategy/memory and almost no skill
        not true
        many characters in dota2 have skillshots where you gotta get the timing and the aiming right
        also juking is a thing, movement is important, positioning is important
        it's not all strategy and memory

        less than a tps shooter though so ur not completely wrong, but kinda wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but like in 2D space like usual mobas there's a whole ass dimension missing from the equation, it's a very big difference

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes and no
            in dota2 there actually is a Z dimension: some characters can jump over shit and be in the air like pango. also, terrain height is a big factor

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i thought you were stuck to the ground, or is league like that?
              also is it like an actual jump or just a glorified dodge

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It exists as a concept but it is definitely not a fricking big factor.
              You don't jump on every hero, you don't actually move in that Z axis, it just exists as a concept for shit like high ground.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What so it's just smite?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no smite is more like league but the camera is behind tour character instead of above, it's not really tridimensional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's boring as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's icefrog's game so you have some flexibility in your build, and they removed the support role

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invite me and i'll draw ivy porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll invite you but only once you actually post the drawing and your email first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can i give you a throwaway email not tied to any steam account or do i have to give a real email?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but just don't use a temp mail, you will need some address that you can have access at all times, and like I said earlier I'll need to see that drawing first or nothing is going to happen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cool i just didn't want to give my actual email, i'll start pushing pen to tablet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              also POST IVY I NEED REFERENCES THANKS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is best I can do, hope this works for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i bet her butthole is completely hairless but still stinks oh-so good...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It smells like wet stone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who the frick gets horny to this
                i hate GankerBlack folk so much it's unreal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good enough for you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now toggle her clothes off and zoom in on her fully modeled butthol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the second best thing we have to that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game isn't even out
                >there's already a bush mod
                woaw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's an image edit anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pubegays so desperate they have to edit images
                you homosexuals are insufferable. youre the new feetgays or brapgays or whatever

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey she's actually really cute.
                I wish they had given her some small booba.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but then you couldn't tease her for being flat as a boy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but I think DFC and her going completely nude is kinda lewd in itself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good enough for you?

                >male_swimwear_challenge

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could I get a close-up on her head/face?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna shove it in there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fantastic stuff. Thanks a bunch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just wish they didn't do the it's-not-a-phase-dad hairdo and the nose ring.
                At least the hair adds to her scraggly gremlin nature which still makes her cute.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                another take

                how the frick is she so cute?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                another take

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy cute

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this thing looks lower fidelity than most dota2 models and that's an RTS, hurry and fix this shit icefrog

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God what a stupid submachinegun looks like made by bethesda

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its literally sten but on streoids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gargoyle get ye gone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tail has cathedral architecture
                That's both cool and sort of makes sense

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no silly ugly gargoyle gf irl

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP = literal subhuman

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a 'Jump In the Caac' reference?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No this girl literally turns into stone midair and smushes their opponents in game

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL HAG gay GRANNY FRICKERS
    KILL THEM
    MURDER THEM
    HANG THEM
    LIGHT THEM ON FIRE
    SKIN THEM ALIVE
    MAKE THEM SUFFER
    I HATE GRANNY FRICKING HAG LOVERS
    DIE
    have a nice day IF YOU PREFER OLD HAGS
    .
    .
    .
    REMOVE LADY GEIST AND BAN ALL HAG gayS FROM DEADLOCK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how bad would your grandma feel when she'd hear that from you Anon 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’d be happy I’m telling weirdos to stop preferring old hags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about seeing old women that sparks such rage in you
      i understand the ivy haters more but geist is literally just an older human woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waste of a character slot and she attracts the hag frickers to the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok, geist is removed from the game but in exchange the next 5 heroes added to deadlock will be all furshit like ivy

          do you accept this trade offer?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Unironically hag gays are the worst

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's not biologically old though because she sucks people's souls out to stay young

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean in some endings she is, along with points if she doesn’t consume enough souls. Just an overall bad character that shouldn’t be in the game. It brings in a bad crowd you don’t want in your game’s community

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically one of the least worrisome people out there. They are gross I won’t deny that, but who cares if someone finds old characters hot lmao. Worst they do is main them and call them hot. I’d be more concerned with the people on the forums asking for “pride” characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waste of a character slot and she attracts the hag frickers to the game

      daily pedophile meltdown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hating people who prefer old women over women in their 20’s is being a pedo now
        Keep coping granny fricker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know some people like characters without wanting to frick them

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played ivy in a match yet but it seems her ultimate is broken or not implemented right? it says she spews fire but I couldn't see how

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it says she spews fire but I couldn't see how
      How the hell did you get this idea? Her ult allows her to fly. She does damage when she touches the ground based on how long she was flying. She also gets a health regen buff based on how long she was flying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she should spew water because that's what gargoyles do

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the update? No info on the discord or forums.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno, there was one yesterday too and no patchnotes

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got my friend to invite me on 2 different emails Sunday and Yesterday and I didnt get in. I'm gonna lose it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sunday
      it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They stopped on friday.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my friends who I invited on sunday all got in. the one I invited on friday didn't... curious

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/fgy5c2.mp3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she sound like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she sound like a chipmunk at 0:06 and onwards?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's orgasmic sequaking from Anon's human wiener constantly banging against her womb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I thought they just accidentally made her voice too high.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like she's sneezing
      Bless you, rock wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please you fricking tourist, why are you posting Ganker links on the Offical Deadlock discord? Are you seriously this moronic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smug anime pfp
      >Is moronic
      Many such cases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >discord tranimegays have already breached our defenses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you've seen what they've done to our colleagues...
        and worst of all they could be anyone of us
        they could be you
        they could be me
        they could even be-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he got banned

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would i get banned?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S e c r e t. C l u b.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pregnant ivy

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I go to apply for access?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Abrams

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't stop me, developer-kun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mod, not developer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does he really think he can influence ME?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mod, not developer

      this is a streamer, even worse he's a gta roleplay streamer, he's in the moonmoon clique. if they're somehow in charge of something related to this game then this is dire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GTA roleplay

        what the frick is wrong with zoomers today, get a real hobby

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GTA roleplay
          >a zoomer thing
          Bro me and friends played GTA SAMP in like 6th grade (I'm 30 now)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its a discord mod, who fricking cares

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I dont give a frick but I also dont like giving any kind of power to the streamers, it's showing their influence on the devs even if it is just discord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never heard of this guy.
        not like valve even interacts with the discord, it's just an attempt to trick the community into policing itself.
        i just check if yoshi posted anything and never look at it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her face is cute but she is flat as a board. Also the description for her barrel says you can punch it to send it flying but it doesn't work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if her barrel worked she'd probably be playable already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xe is kind of bland, they should smile or make some sort of facial expression to make xhem stand out more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >See cute girl
        >Immediatly think they're not a girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeehaw is what I think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one forest fire comin up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs bigger breasts and ass

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with whom?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    FPBP /thread
    I don't play third person shooters with ASShomosexualS.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where would I go to sell/buy Deadlock steam keys. Asking for a friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off icefrog, we're not telling you

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you actually party up with people and queue yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wdym how, just invite them to your party in the main menu and hit play, servers aren’t up yet though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just got in today anon I don't know

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the image of Ivy being flustered about getting a gold medal.
    That guy draws her really cutely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with ivy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, wanna become good friends?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What hereos in this are most comparable to ones from Dota 2??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the lizard has abilities? I dont recognize the boomerang one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you can spawn him ingame, it's like a projectile that damages everything it goes through and comes back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          boomerang is hoodwink's aghs shard i think

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah i stopped playing before that hero dropped i guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who is that lizard guy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kali, he's in the files

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the lizard a legit leak for me to degen over or is it a psyops

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          legit in the game but as an unfinished hero that you can only access in sandbox with commands, it's not even guaranteed that it'll stay as is if it ever releases either cause i'm pretty sure it's a holdover from when the game had a futuristic theme

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm pretty sure it's a holdover from when the game had a futuristic theme
            Bebop and Yamato are literally unchanged from neon prime

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wasn't bepop a blue skinny robot guy befoee

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                left is his deadlock icon art
                right is futuristic robot i assume is from neon prime
                they're probably going to eventually look more like the left

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't bepop a blue skinny robot guy befoee

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah makes sense

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can see left in full in the vn

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh hell yeah, i didnt see this slide
                really looking forward to seeing the other futuristic looking guns/gear/characters get 1920s style reworks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's not the kind of house i was expecting from bebop's backstory
                i always imagined he'd be in some run down shithole next to or in the scrapheap shelly built bebop from

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where do you see these slides?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can find the files to these if you use a Source Viewer/decompiler and search for 'oathkeeper'.
                I just took some screenshot from this video because I'm lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_C9nQ_Ri0

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait for this entire project to be cancelled because of the amount of leakage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it really tho?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's passable. At least it's bigger than Tracer's.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bebop did change tho
              yamato is the same as neon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After Ivy got this much attention there's no way they miss on this thats my cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          going to end up a generic newyork man or a robot, dont get your hopes up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pocket is just puck but with venomancer's old ultimate
      paradox is vengeful spirit with a wall that blocks projectiles
      dynamo is like a tanky version of enigma
      bebop has a hook but isn't much like pudge otherwise

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish this game was available for everyone to just fricking try it so this endless process of trying to explain what the game is to people who cant play could stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easier said and done when game is literally not finished yet, normies would freak when they would see all the temporary models and textures that are not finalized yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wont matter either way. They will keep telling you its just a overwatch clone until the day they die.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I got in. How do I get into the discord? I signed into the forum and didnt find any links.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's in the email

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They mention Discord in the email but I don't see a link anywhere. Maybe the closed off the discord to new players?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not sure anon, here's what I got

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >obviously trying to sneak into the discord.
            Is the invite link identifying in any way? Surely Icefrog wont kill me if I leak the game this way?

            this is my email I got today. All there is at the bottom is the CD key nothing else.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >obviously trying to sneak into the discord.
              Is the invite link identifying in any way? Surely Icefrog wont kill me if I leak the game this way?

              Hey dumbos you click the button in the client ("the game") to join the discord. Like it literally says in the email.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if that's real that must mean they're trying to steer users away from using discord because they don't want to read it lmao.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >obviously trying to sneak into the discord.
          Is the invite link identifying in any way? Surely Icefrog wont kill me if I leak the game this way?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            every discord link they give out is unique

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They give the same invite to each batch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >source: dude trust me

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So like when can I play this game you guys keep talking about

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone sent me an invite in these threads 4 days ago and I'm starting to lose hope bros

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they added 2000 people today
    >he’s STILL not in

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do boys have anime girl avatars and play vindicta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because thats what sniper mains in every game do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now that I think about, trannies are pretty consistent about playing the same sort "I insta kill you and refuse to let you play" archetypes. in shooting games those are snipers, and in fighting games they are notorious for playing those setplay characters that hit you once and then don't let you play until death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno but I always make it my job to sleep dagger her as Haze every time she takes flight

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon earnestly says they invited me
    >Todays wave happens
    >Not invited
    >Now not sure whether or not that anon actually invited me or if I just got unlucky

    aaaaAAAAHHHHH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If there's no proof, you weren't invited.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you try logging into the forums?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sent 😉

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got into beta and felt special for the first time in my life
    >matchmaking only open when I sleep

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want this game to be good, but I really just don't think Valve had any actual dev talent left at the company. So I am all but positive it's just going to be boring, I am open to being surprised

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys I have a new hero idea:

    so it's a cute girl right with mysterious powers. she has a healing AOE, stun AOE, and then a big pop song like my favorite kpop band!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so luna snow from marvel rivals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great idea anon! here's how we implemented it ingame:

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        valve please never finish this hero

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How would they make it fit with the 20's style?
          Zoomies and animetrannies would HATE yeepers creepers and some black guy slowly yelling LAAAAAAAWD to some somber trumpets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I felt second-hand embarrassment when I was reading the idol hero idea, like what in the frick.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will learn to fear Seven…

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill all fricking Gankergays

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can mod it already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have already ported over CS and TF2 maps

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first ive heard of this
    how do i get to play it early like everyone else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the neat part, you don't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beg for an invite from someone who got in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore. You have to sit and wait until it's out like everyone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats fine by me. i was just curious since ive been seeing these threads pop up a bit on Ganker, wanted to see more about it. thx anon

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the FNAF meme edit of Lash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i gotchu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey I made this meme
        can someone improve on it kek? i think this ominous homie has a potential

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are they gonna just totally redesign characters in this game cause i think Lash is genuinely a cool design even with no eyes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you feel that way, drop them a line in the forums.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not all of them. Bebop, Yamato, and Grey Talon are all from Neon Prime.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably only the ones that have neon prime models or are heavily disliked on the feedback forums

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              spam the mo & krill art feedback with requests to make him look like an actual monkey
              krill ugly as hell

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i want him to make actual monkey noises too
                the 'monkey but he talk' trope is boring, make him just an actual monkey shooting a gun

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do matches really go over 30 minutes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes zoomy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        30-35 on average, stomps can finish under 20 min, tryhard matches can go over 50.

        So it's literally just Dota 2 in third person then. Think I'd rather just play Dota 2 if this is just another "don't get mad" simulator.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres way more active engagement/action considering its actually 3D movement with 3D aiming, infinitely more engaging that right clicking 100000 times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30-35 on average, stomps can finish under 20 min, tryhard matches can go over 50.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so we're just pretending that this isn't gonna go the way of artifact?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Artifact was never fun to begin with. Thats the core difference here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about a TCG set in the dota universe

        it's a valve shooter, vavle shooters don't fail
        except for ricochet

        so... yes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes moron it's going to fail aka have 1 million concurrent players

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they said that about artifact too.... i was laughed out of threads for insisting it would be a spectacular mess......

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about a TCG set in the dota universe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a valve shooter, vavle shooters don't fail
      except for ricochet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ricochet is unironically fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ricochet was kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        counterpoint: tf2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tf2 was a failure
          my moronic ugly Black person friend... i don't think you fully understand the conversation being had...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way it's going to be pay to play like artifact, so odds aren't stacked against it at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well then people will actually care since it's not a shitty no-name TCG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked artifact, the issue was not enough cards for way too long and the game was weird in some aspects like it was always good to give up one lane. peopls main issue was a card game not being that intresting rn with hearthstone and mtg arena already existing, and that valve was trying to make the idea of buying and selling singles but now digital not realizing the main reason people play digital card games over physical because they tend to be cheaper. but it was extremely polished, and had some fun card ideas with potential for growth. also artifact 1 > 2.

      [...]

      no need for hate, but i forgive you. we're all just anons today, i will get in soon my brother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually liked artifact

        This is the level of slop-eater in these threads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it was bad because it just was...okay! PLEASE PLAY TF2 INSTEAD
          no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was bad because it's literally just a smite clone but a decade late

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they should reboot Artifact

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they did. it was far worse than the original. i can't even remember why, i think you couldnt target now and the first target to the left always took a tower shot each round so the creep pretty much insta died. it was pretty stupid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but I guess they could make a lot of money from the card economy in theory

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://voca.ro/1loiN425N7wQ

    >THANK YOU FRIEND WHO INVITED ME
    >INTO THIS SLOP DEADLOCK WE
    >DEEEADLOCK DEAAADLOCK WE ARE BOUND
    >GREATFUL I AM HEAD TO THE GROUND

    >DEAAAD LOCK THAAAANK YOUUU FORR THEE INVVVVVVITTTEE
    >STUCK HERE TOGETHER FEELS SO RIGHT
    >DEAAAD LOOCK DEAAD LOCK HEEREE WEEE STAAAAY
    >BOUND IN THE STRUGGLE THRIVE AND STRIVE

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord and riot trannies really think they can kill the latest real valve and icefrog game

    LOL ...hahaha...seriously???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing I can't figure out is why would I dedicate my time to this over say Dota 2. They're so conceptually similar. But I've only played a couple of matches thanks to the yurophobic mm window and they've felt anything but strategic so not sure how the game would feel played "right".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're more in the mood for aiming instead of right clicking, this is the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The thing I can't figure out is why would I dedicate my time to this over say Dota 2

        core gameplay is arcade shooter (tf2) with massively expanded movement options. core gameplay of dota 2 is right clicker RTS.

        >it's anything but strategic

        such a subjective statement your point is meaningless. this has the same minmax build autism and clear times as any other moba.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need some strats when you start fighting against competent players and get a grasp of how the game goes

        >shopkeep speaks shitty japanese to Yamato
        lol

        alright i might have to try yamato out just because of that

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fix tf2 first and then we'll talk (we won't)

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So half the cast have stock guns right now right
    Because most of them have generic machine guns when it doesn't even make that much sense given the contest of the rest of their kit
    A lot of the generic grenade abilities have to be stock too right

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shopkeep speaks shitty japanese to Yamato
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      https://vocaroo.com/18zvksTmWQJ1
      https://vocaroo.com/1i1gmNyPDvBR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now play Yamato.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yakubato

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does yamato have the classic alien warble to their voice or is it just generic japanese woman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Generic Japanese woman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BOO! I want my japanese to go through 3 filters until you can't even hear her go "TEME! KUSO! YAMETEEEEEE!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not meant to be an alien, she's just a Yakuza boss.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of arcade shooter, I was considering telling valve to increase the overall base m/s of the entire cast. I do think the base movespeed of everyone is a little too slow, even with sprint boots, and it doesn't get better until you have sprint + enduring boots. what do you guys think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think giving everyone a bit of sprint ms would be nice, not base ms though

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Deadlock
    Moar liek Dead on Arrival, lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If sweet baby wants to keep making older women go right ahead and let them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sweet baby demanded BEST GIRL IVY to be added, and also a beautiful grandma and the other exotic women
      I love sweet baby now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >best girl ivy
        the only worthwhile female in-game is Vindicta
        everyone else is shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weird way to write paradoxia but i'm not going to judge the blind

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Moar liek Dead on A-ACK!

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post her fat breasts barely covered by her overalls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://postimg.cc/gallery/68w87YX
      Which one are you talking about Anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those, I see no fat breasts being covered and held in place by the suspenders of her overalls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm afraid that picture does not exist yet
          but you can always commission it from someone right Anon? you will support the Ivy cause?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I won't.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh ok
              hope you enjoy your stay here though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks you more

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve really had the black guy say GIBS ME DAT if he steals the roshan buff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kill all abrams players who don't stand on the rejuvinator

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im in
    I hope that anon, who said that he was going to kill himself and invited me along other anons is in a better place now, you were a real one

  70. 2 weeks ago
    [email protected]

    I got recommended by two different playtesters and I still don't have my invite.
    Frick this shit. This is gay as frick.
    (thanks to the peeps that recommended me tho)

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, what are the chances this gets cancelled so that devs make more csgo skins?
    >but it's almost complete
    So was tf2 (the milsim one)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's trademarked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't invite people into alpha testing just so they can scrap it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cancelling a game lead by icefrog
      not a chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what are the chances this gets cancelled

      negative 1,000. core gameplay is stupid good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically none chance
      icefrog loves his mobas to just give up on making one because people think it 'looks bad'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea but Valve allegedly canned alot of shit in the past, now only difference is that public seen it already and it might be harder for them to just do it now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0.5%
      "what are the chances" questions are stupid though because you can't get a percentage chance of something like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tf2 (the milsim one)
      What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank god they didn't do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leaks have probably only secured this games future further because with valves work structure they see how many devs are on the project and will bring more in now.

      Theres at least 10 devs on this game maybe a few more now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0%
      The fact that people are turning around and loving it now that they get to play it despite looking like dogshit should've activated many cables in Gabe's head.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      since it's obviously made by icefrog and his goons, there's almost no chance it is fully scrapped
      they pushed out fricking shartifact after all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they pushed out fricking shartifact after all
        That was because they thought they were onto a winner since they had Richard Garfield on board and presentation wise Artifact looked good.
        They were huffing their own farts right up until that shit flopped harder than dead fish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game is really fun
      >literally everybody besides the saltiest TF2 shills that has played it really enjoy it because you can't rocket jump or some shit
      >bro it will get cancelled!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are underestimating nuvalve

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because you can't rocket jump or some shit
        SOON

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they JUST did another wave of invites
          >more leaks IMMEDIATELY
          Yep, it's Deadlock.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was posted like two days ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >show upto lane with 3 HP and die

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >walks up to healer creep

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How much does it restore? 50hp?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More than enough if you are not a shitter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he needs healing in the first place
                ok shitter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its why gunboats is mandatory for tf2 soilder, anyone who remotely says otherwise is a shitter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yikes did we accidentally release a perfectly enjoyable game but it didn't revolutionize gaming? Failure! Time to scrap the project, fire the team and start working on something else!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whoah hello nintendo what are you doing in this deadlock thread?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs are delusional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lore in question? She was TRAPPED and BETRAYED for a million years in the hyperbolic atlantis zone, only to be FREED after the big event happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won, there's already a music support in the game

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got invited on sun and still no key. i know other people who got invited on sun and got theirs like an hour ago. am crying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check trash, sometimes the email providers think it's spam mail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my invite took a week for a wave to catch me

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost done with the ivy drawing, hope the anon offering an invite is still here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the footlicking one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm still here, waiting patiently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm still here, waiting patiently

      I know that you shouldn't rush an artist working on his masterpiece but is it done yet?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont wanna do 30-40 minute matches at night cause i dont play a lot of games during that time so i just usually spectate matches to see how people play each hero.

    Mo & Krill and Dynamo specifically

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a few people i invited a while ago got in today, looks like they're active again.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to get the tinfoil out:
    The leaks were done by someone high up in Deadlock's dev team, a manager or director. They were worried that the project would get cancelled, so they organized a massive leak, and after the most negative first response, started the invite only alpha to turn opinion around
    Note that Valve hadn't trademarked Deadlock until after all this shit popped off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have they trademarked it really? Because there are multiple deadlocks on steam already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/valve-has-now-filed-for-a-trademark-for-deadlock-the-hero-shooter-it-refuses-to-admit-exists/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they purposely invited Uncle Dane just so he can have a temper tantrum and leak the game. Bravo valve.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        high iq. dane is a pedantic pedophile. not the first time he's leaked over something in early access.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm being honest for a second. I honestly don't think the devs were intending to leak deadlock. I just think they chose dane because he was mostly fine in the tf2 visits, and didn't leak jungle inferno.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The actual Valve leaks were probably the ones posted here as webms and stuff, because those were the leaks that actually turned things around. All the stuff before that did more damage than anything else.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That makes sense, and it worked for the most part. Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure uncle dane intentionally made the game look extra bad just out of spite.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if he really wanted to do that he'd have been playing as grey talon and not shown off half the characters including ivy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tbdesu, if he wanted to show off the game he would have played a bot match. Instead he chose to walk around in the sandbox area.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. they found the name of the leaker and it's nobody on the team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big IceFrog Brain moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe you Tyler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what leak are you talking about?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Her

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have just been a dota shooter, these characters and setting are lame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Setting is neat and some characters are nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dota players only care about Dota.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, i don't know why valve even bothered to make an arcade. unlike wc3 when i load up dota i just want to play dota

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's because all the shit on arcade just feels like DOTA but shittier. Why not just play the actual game at that stage? Same goes for Turbo as well. Throw all depth and strategy out the window and just BROOOOOOOOL like morons for 20 minutes. You have to be an embarrassing ADHD subhuman to enjoy that shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually pretty simple.
          Valve wanted some custom game to be created that would take off and then Valve would buy it and its developers and then work with them to release a standalone/sequel.
          The problem was they never expected anyone to say no.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we make Mo & Krill more popular? Is there something wrong with their gameplay? Or is it the design?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close quarters combat kinda sucks and feels unfinished and a good Mo player will spec all the way into digging since his sand blast is so good it can stay at level 1 for ages

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped playing as mo&krill after finding out it's a mole and not a pig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 headshot points cannot be good

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are these things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lootcrate
      Need to buy a key to open it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have referral codes inside

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      safes
      melee them to get souls
      careful, hurts you when you punch it and you CAN have a nice day against it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. Punch em.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no major updates since the leak

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, in classic Seven fashion I want one of you to convince me WHY I should invite you. A photo of my favorite guy. A poem of my favorite guy. I want Seven reasons why I should invite you to deadlock. Because Seven is my favorite guy. Go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      [email protected]

      1: I'm already been recommended so the likelyhood of your recommendation increasing my odds instead of throwing it in the void is to be considered
      2: I bought TF2 and been playing Dota since 2011
      3: I invest tons of time into videogames I actually like. I have Predecessor which is simmilar to Deadlock and I love Dota so I already know I'm going to like it
      4: I've been in this shithole far too long for me to willingly say how many years I've been shitposting
      5: I will actually use this invite as an alpha test and give my feedback to the forums instead of being a gay and treat it like a full fledged game
      6: I spend most of my time making music or drawing/making 3D models. I want something that will help me with my creative block, videogames usually help but I've lost my drive to be entertained by them. A fresh new game might help with that.
      7: I think Valve is one of the only videogame devs that actually care about creating fun and exciting experiences and I want to keep supporting them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go, I might give another to a lucky winner who draws Seven. For I love Seven.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to get in other than a referral?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be a DOTA2/TF2/Overwatch/Valorant e-celeb

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 900mb patch
    Patch notes???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >changelog: removed hoedicta
      HOLY BASADO ICEFROGU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >removed the only interesting character from this otherwise bland slop
        gg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what? I only received an 22.2 mb update.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >900mb patch
      Anon, they're onto y

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really drooling over a fricking gargoyle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      she likes to drools too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MYEGA UGLY GOBLINA WIFE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon discovers furgays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and she beat all of the girls in the polls so it's not just furgays.
      She's turning you into a stonefricker by being the cutest girl in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the fricking polls with 50 people whoa amazing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Unless you're saying that deadlock itself has some sort of innate furry pull. People didn't know ivy was in before they got interested in the game.
          So we got a mostly pure statistic base.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            most people didn't even open the poll because we're not autistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my exact reaction to stellar blade but replace gargoyle with a generic plastic korean model

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt care until the ass pics started rolling in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Concern trolling or fake outrage?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, how many of you are liking it and do not play dotalikes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not care for Dota. I enjoy Deadlock. I also enjoy Hots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hate dota (have thousands of hours in warcraft 3 dota and dota 2) but this is far enough away from being dota that i like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me. overwatch autist here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never touched dota and im liking it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate mobas and i love it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i played a lot of league and some doter and i liked this game up till the autistic morons solved the game. now its just steamroll the game.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stone girls need love too

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >casually mindbreaks Ganker
    I love this puta like you wouldn't even believe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built for tiny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who got the least votes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who got the least votes?

      >https://strawpoll.com/40Zmqm8v4Za
      found the strawpoll kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no paradox

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no holliday

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf guys you still are voting on goblina
        WHY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goblina est sexo grande andale andale

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, Sweet Baby Inc bros? How did our brown skinned babes lose to Pocket in a waifu poll?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't mind break, she mind healed. Brought us all together

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the fricking icefrog discord, i dont care if invites aren't happening atm im a icefrog did nothing wrong dota gay and i want to play his next game. i need to be ready for when invites start again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to be doing waves again, 2k people were invited today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      discord.com

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also my email is [email protected]. please help a homie out if someone got an invite

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love this puta like you wouldn't even believe

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download game
    >play
    >instant crash
    help?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -vulkan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't help
        I don't have steamclient_loader_64.exe in my files, that I used to play leaked build, is there a way to fix that? Can't even check discord, because client doesn't load

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The discord comes in your email

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, it generates 1 time link from client
            anyway, I fixed the issue for now, can't wait to play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -vulkan

      doesn't help
      I don't have steamclient_loader_64.exe in my files, that I used to play leaked build, is there a way to fix that? Can't even check discord, because client doesn't load

      Found similar issue on the forum, restarting pc fixes that, don't know if the issue is going to reoccur, but it works for now

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >russian or turk on your team
    >90% chance of losing

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got in today and wow the game is amazingly disappointing

    valve genuinely might be over as a game dev

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what, you're surprised playing against broken dev build bots in a pvp game feels lame ?
      playtests starts at 5pm pdt bro

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I refuse to believe you could ever guess the race of a person just by his voice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was 90% sure but then he dropped 'homie' a few times.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you autists like to hyperfixate on video game woman
    like there was deltarune and you guys were jerking off to noelle
    now you guys are jerking off to this gargoyle b***h?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deltarune

      [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you moron It was an example

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An example nobody but you could understand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you want to frick a gargoyle

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why in the first place you commented on it, Im making fun of people who want to frick these characters!!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To make fun of a tumblr tourist who thinks he's somehow morally superior to furgays.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not that Anon but I'd frick her religiously

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SHE LOOKS UGLY IN GAME!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fake news

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I KNOW BECAUSE I LIKE UGLY!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ivy if she in blender ( not real blender )

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Child bearing and Enemy crushing hips

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really? She's very well designed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're not that guy who jerked off to whoever that is from whatever game you just mentioned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le edgy name
      not happening dude. people like you ruined overwatch.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bizarre you think anyone is watching or will play this game. I still don't know what the class, er, characterheroperators, are, and I probably never will. Reminder Valve could have abandoned the old codebase like they want to (they even already fricked the gamestate), launched TF3 thus breaking the shitty played-out meme, made Pauling playable and given her fat sassy gay friends to expand the roster and bring diversity, and let you port over your cosmetics to TF3 wholesale thus saving them the bother of making many new ones. Hell just make the items, which are already Steam items, usable in both games natively, or if you MUST israelite, make a special store item in TF3 that's a giftapult recolored red and for 99 cents you can bring over a shitty cosmetic
    People would still eat the slop and you can have Soldier play in-game with/against his moron scat waifu (Heavy's sister) and make a thousand fart joke idle conversations between them
    They already have official VSH which crashes all the damn time and is almost as bad as the mod was with far less variety and content, why not make a mode where Redmon and Blutarch are the Civilian, that can be your "new" gamemode justifying a new game, that and slightly updated stylized graphics, versions of the same maps with slightly fixed collision brushes, and a three-team "chaos" mode for control points, koth, and cart race.

    Valve just hates money and loves being weird gays and is mad that the other game companies making them rich are more extreme radical homosexuals than they are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bizarre you think anyone would read your babble.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your Black person-tier illiteracy is also bizarre.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's copy-pasted, dumbass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's bizarre you think anyone is watching or will play this game.
      I am, I am right now. I got in and it's kinda fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PLEASE WORK ON TEAM FORTRESS
      >no
      based valve making the man childeren seethe, the game is still playable in community servers anyways why are you homies still crying this hard. i wish dod gays still exist, least dod chads never whined this fricking hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's bizarre you think anyone is watching or will play this game.
        I am, I am right now. I got in and it's kinda fun.

        Paid content.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(You)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i wish dod gays still exist
        They're all 55+ year old men now with no energy left for the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chud post detected. Didn't read a second word.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think the game is fun and almost everybody who's actually gotten to play the thing seems to agree, but Valve and the community are going to be fighting an uphill battle as soon as the game is public. Listen to any eceleb spout the same moronic "Overwatch clone" talking points and it becomes pretty clear that TF2 fans are heavily invested in making sure this game fails because they're assmad that Valve won't support their almost two-decade-old game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paid content.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo not acknowledgement that my game should've died 15 years ago!!! this is CLEARLY the work of the juden! raaaargh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good thing that no one listens to TF2 fans

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Valve really releasing a hero shooter over 8 years after overwatch? Seems like that horse has bolted. Yes I will still play it if I can do so for free.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw /vee/ wants to frick the gargoyle for real this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We frick gargoyles AND goblins on this board

      BG3 is moronic for not letting you romance gobbo bawds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no gobbo player race with a gobbo companion seems strange. its all right there.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what graphics setting do you use for best performance without it looking like liquid dogshit? I switched from DX11 to Vulkan thinking it would perform better but I am not too sure it did anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bros what graphics setting do you use for best performance without it looking like liquid dogshit? I switched from DX11 to Vulkan thinking it would perform better but I am not too sure it did anything

        You can go to the settings and click the left mouse button to select different graphics settings to check them out.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf2 lives rent free in deadlock sisters' head?
    What are they trying to prove?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure it's not the other way around, little guy?

      [...]
      >

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ctrl+f "tf2"
        >16 results
        >over 33 on yesterday's thread
        >meanwhile tf2 thread with pootis heavy mentioned deadlock three times
        uh huh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tf2 trannies just can't stay out, it's getting annoying I admit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is the tf2 troony in the room with us right now schizo chan?

            Wow it's almost like tf2 players are in here seething about being ignored and bringing up their thread in some vain schizo attempt to get valve to notice them.
            They don't browse Ganker moron.

            you are in an echo chamber that thinks all hate is coming from le tf2 fan strawman. just like how every steam thread has people seething about epic games when literally no epic bros post in those threads
            take your fricking meds

            >tranime poster
            >is a moron
            many such cases

            >MOM I CALLED PEOPLE BAD WORDS ON THE INTERNET AGAIN DID I WIN THE INTERNET FIGHT?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >is the tf2 troony in the room with us right now schizo chan?
              No, he's in this thread with us right now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you are in an echo chamber that thinks all hate is coming from le tf2 fan strawman
              When they're explicitly bringing up TF2 it's not some boogeyman you dumb fricking animal.
              > just like how every steam thread has people seething about epic games when literally no epic bros post in those threads
              >epic bros
              Okay I'm talking to some seething third world homosexual who needs to leech off epic for his video games. I'm getting it now.
              >take your fricking meds
              Trust a troony homosexual to bring up meds. Please overdose on something soon Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your entire argument is "you are this strawman stratwman that's why you are wrong."
                Enjoy the summer holiday son.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you call me a troony it's a strawman!
                You're moronic dude

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty obvious tf2gays ones who are going to be angry about deadlock Anyone else who doesn't like asshomosexuals are just going to not give a frick about the game.

              Having said that, tf2gays also have a right to be angry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow it's almost like tf2 players are in here seething about being ignored and bringing up their thread in some vain schizo attempt to get valve to notice them.
          They don't browse Ganker moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sauce?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tranime poster
          >is a moron
          many such cases

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to cum inside satania.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why so many sour grapers in this thread all of a sudden?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sour gapers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A #SaveTF2 thread just got deleted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sourg rapers
      That's racist anon. They don't all rape.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of kids forcing some moronic rivalry between TF2 and Deadlock and further embarrassing themselves instead of going to Valve's front door and getting them to remove that matchmaking shit from TF2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't get in today's wave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ricochet fans heard about Valves new game and wanted to let Gabe know about the negligence of their beloved game on Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't talk shit about Ricochet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In a sea of actually quality mods it was dog shit even at the time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I am being facetious.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would peeps drop an invite for an architect'd version of Ivy?
    My tablet and I are ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can but only if you ain't lying

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    future anon here
    deadlock is a major success, tv series is in the works
    rip gabe though

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: ICEFROG AKA ABDUL ISMAIL (FULL NAME ABDUL-RAHMAN NASSAR ISMAIL) IS AN ARAB-AMERICAN, WHO IS 38 YEARS OLD. HE DONATED TO THE RON PAUL LOVE REVOLUTION CAMPAIGN IN 2008. THE MAN ACTIVELY ATTEMPTS TO SHUT DOWN WEBPAGES THAT DISPLAY HIS FULL NAME. HE IS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON AND WAS DISGRUNTLED FROM WORKING AT VALVE A FEW YEARS AGO, MOVING AWAY FROM VALVE HQ WHERE HE PREVIOUSLY RESIDED (BELLEVUE), IT IS BELIEVED HE 'RETIRED' FROM BALANCING DOTA AND THE LEAD BALANCE DEV SINCE 6.88f (ICEFROG'S LAST PATCH AND THE TRUE REASON THE NEXT PATCH WAS 7.XX) HAS BEEN ONE BRUNO CARLUCCI (ALSO LEAD BALANCE DEV OF UNDERLORDS).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok and

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the riot troony is back to seethe again
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a /d2g/ copypasta

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REMINDER: ICEFROG AKA ABDUL ISMAIL (FULL NAME ABDUL-RAHMAN NASSAR ISMAIL) IS AN ARAB-AMERICAN, WHO IS 38 YEARS OLD. HE DONATED TO THE RON PAUL LOVE REVOLUTION CAMPAIGN IN 2008. THE MAN ACTIVELY ATTEMPTS TO SHUT DOWN WEBPAGES THAT DISPLAY HIS FULL NAME. HE IS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON AND WAS DISGRUNTLED FROM WORKING AT VALVE A FEW YEARS AGO, MOVING AWAY FROM VALVE HQ WHERE HE PREVIOUSLY RESIDED (BELLEVUE), IT IS BELIEVED HE 'RETIRED' FROM BALANCING DOTA AND THE LEAD BALANCE DEV SINCE 6.88f (ICEFROG'S LAST PATCH AND THE TRUE REASON THE NEXT PATCH WAS 7.XX) HAS BEEN ONE BRUNO CARLUCCI (ALSO LEAD BALANCE DEV OF UNDERLORDS).

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE GAME COORDINATOR IS OFFLINE HOW DO I INVITE MY FRIENDS NOW?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What lets you use the teleporters? I used them once in a live game but I can't get them to work in bots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can only use the ones in the middle of the map, the ones by your base are the exits.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have they introduced new inviting system?

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