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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    DEADSLOP
    DEAD ON ARRIVALOCK

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe homosexual troon, go cry in your high MMR discord lol

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >go cry in your high MMR discord lol
          actually the opposite, we're all laughing at you. i've posted the screengrabs of your posts. literally everyone currently in the chat is laughing at you.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            wow, a discord full of troons is laughing at me! it's so over!

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              you're having a meltie in the thread so i'm gonna infer that it actually, probably is over. go cry into a pillow, you'll feel better

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                the only meltie here is you, but it's ok you got BFTO so hard you had to run to discord to cry to your troons lol, it's gonna be alright little troony

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                aren't you the one posting about how you're quitting cause the game is just too hard for you and you can't win?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                aren't you the one malding at me and going as far as crying in your discord troon circlejerk? lmao son you are utterly moronic it's actually unreal, this game is the perfect fit for a deranged troony like you.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >malding
                hello zoomer. now i understand, you're just underage and therefor haven't been on the internet long enough to know proper etiquette or how to debate properly. that's why you are just slinging useless ad hominem at me, while i'm actually dismantling your points 1 by 1. you'll grow up one day

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I've found out that this person is a literal child, so I'll keep arguing with them and shitting up the thread
                sasuga

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                baiting somebody is like doing a wheelie. u fricked up mate better luck next time kiddo

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Trannies out of nowhere
                This homie is SEETHING

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >actually the opposite, we're all laughing at you. i've posted the screengrabs of your posts. literally everyone currently in the chat is laughing at you.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            This is the saddest post I've read this week. I hope it's satire.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the troony is still malding
    holy cringe!

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder that Vindicta is best girl

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I literally haven't played this once since May at this point. It's over for me, is it not?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are not missing anything to be honest, it's the same garbage

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are missing everything to be honest, it's a different experience

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are missing nothing of value.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they refined the gameplay to perfection and now the only thing you need to do to win is pick lash and press 4

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This game sucks.
    Shit artstyle, shit balancing, long games, long respawn times, most of the game spent farming, boring early lane phase.
    >you are low mmr
    high mmr actually. Game takes no skill. All you have to do is spam the most broken characters, items available stuff like wraith, lash, dynamo etc. There you go you are high mmr with source TV watching your game but matchmaking also takes like over 5 minutes.
    It's the same bullshit asshomosexuals knowledge check time sink for neets.
    You would have played fighting games, rts or at least fps if all you cared about was fair skill based gameplay. Let's be real honest anons. Your genre is easily the one that takes least amount of skill to be successful in. You play it because you are addicted to it just like any asshomosexuals.

    These are all objective facts and immune to your no u retorts.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >skill based gameplay
      i'm a shitter and miss like 50% of kills because i can't track people properly when they're dark souls rolling all over the place, there's plenty of skill needed in this game

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The artstyle is so shit I can barely bring myself to play the game. I can not begin to express how ugly and disgusting everything in the game is.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    where are you checking mmr

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      right here
      *unzips dick*

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      MMR is headcanon anon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cant wait for actual ranks so dunning kruger gays can mald over being stuck in elo hell.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao you still can't admit you are absolutely delusional even with hard evidence of me being the best on my team, must suck to be a troon and not being able to understand basic reality, time to go cry in your discord sis!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >hard evidence of me being the best on my team
      you got 5 kills. bebop can solo kill almost any hero in the game with a good build, especially in your bracket where people aren't gonna build items like iron skin or disarms

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >avoids the issue where I'm the best on my team by any metric and starts to cope about kills and brackets
        thanks for playing dummy, you can't stop coping and it's actually funny, seems like asking for 5 competent teammates is too much right? lmao

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Last thread, someone was shitting on the guy for spirit Bebop. Is that because that's expected to get more kills or because people think gun is better? Because you'll never convince me to not run echo shard and reverb every time when I get Bebop.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i play gun bebop every game, it's waaaay more sustained DPS and you still have lots of burst, just hook, bomb, and uppercut straight up. people are sitting ducks while you unload into them with your gun

      >avoids the issue where I'm the best on my team by any metric and starts to cope about kills and brackets
      thanks for playing dummy, you can't stop coping and it's actually funny, seems like asking for 5 competent teammates is too much right? lmao

      you'll get competent teammates once you climb rating. right now you're in the shitter bracket, so you'll get shitters on your team. it's how it works.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >, it's waaaay more sustained DPS
        But is it more fun than watching someone explode twice and seeing the funny number go up? I doubt it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty fun hooking a squishy and killing them in literally .5 seconds

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you'll get better teammates when [SCHIZO HEADCANON]
        absolutely stupid, according to your delusions you can't have competent teammates at the 30 hours played mark? you need 100, 300, 1,000 hours like your discord troon sisters? lmfao and since you lost so hard you are now reporting posts that's how utterly pathetic you are little discord troon 😉
        >janny save me!
        kek I accept your defeat, time to retreat to discord sis!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't have competent teammates at the 30 hours played mark?
          hours played is irrelevant. your skill is what matters. you get matched with people your skill level. look up ELO, it's how every competitive game is structured to create a fair, balanced environment

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >20 minute stomps are fair and balanced
            troons are absolutely deluded holy shit

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              you win some you lose some. some games you win hard. some you lose hard. even the greats at chess sometimes miss simple mating patterns. sometimes you have an off day.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                no moron that's what I was saying right at the beginning, 8 loses in a row where you always have at least 3 feeders with double digit deaths it's not win some lose some, it's garbage matchmaking and no matter how much you cope the stats don't lie, people play this shit and check out after a couple of stomps, only turbo sweats nolifers like you discord high mmr troons think this is somehow ok, enjoy your dead game

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >8 loses in a row where you always have at least 3 feeders with double digit deaths it's not win some lose some
                look up coin flip probability calculators. losing 8 in a row with ~50% winrate is only a 1 in 256. not that extreme.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's still fricked up and enough for me to reconsider investing more time and effort in this game, that's all.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                if everyone had that same mindset literally nobody would be playing. everyone sucks when they first start

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                no moron that's what I was saying right at the beginning, 8 loses in a row where you always have at least 3 feeders with double digit deaths it's not win some lose some, it's garbage matchmaking and no matter how much you cope the stats don't lie, people play this shit and check out after a couple of stomps, only turbo sweats nolifers like you discord high mmr troons think this is somehow ok, enjoy your dead game

                >a closed alpha test game where the player base contains about 10k players total and 90% of them have less that 50 hours played, are all bad and the matchmaking is unbalanced because of it
                >valve its your fault please fix
                are you moronic or stupid?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you let shitty teammates discourage you then you are ngmi. Every moba player has had the same exact experience. Just focus on your own gameplay and dont worry about how poorly your team is doing. Randoms are supposed to suck.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                this. so much this. focus on your self. your teammates are irrelevant. become better at the game, you'll win more, and naturally get paired with better teammates

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                man ur moronic

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Post gun bepop build
        I've been doing utility bepop for too long.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Gun Bebop is the meta for him right now that everyone is running in high MMR. The idea basically goes like this. Bebop actually remains pretty soft no matter how you build him so he can't really go tanky like real initiators, and spirit largely scales worse than weapon damage. A lot of characters still build spirit because they're either like Mo who has additional incentive through survivability, or they're like Pocket where spirit is very consistent on them where you can't maintain sustained fire even if the hypothetical damage is higher.

        In Bebop's case, he has to land his abilities to do spirit damage. But if he's landing his abilities anyways, it means that he has the opponent CCed in the open for awhile and has free reign to open fire on them. So Bebop actually ends up outputting more damage with weapons under his burst combo than spirit Bebop while having damage outside of the combo with your only real trade off being that your ultimate window being worse.

        hey, finally another high mmr player. was getting pretty old being surrounded by the plebs. yeah, gun bebop is the way to go. it's so much damage and you aren't useless for 10 seconds after your combo

        Another bombopper

        How to build gunbop? And what to priorities? Give me all the deets

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          basic magazine or hollow point ward, close quarters into point blank, siphon bullets (essential, if you uppercut people straight up they are within range to get the damage buff from these items) intensifying magazine, toxic bullets if against healing, glass cannon is insanely good if you won't die cause of it. veil walker, shadow weave (still good even after the nerf). i also get curse. uppercutting someone straight up and cursing them kills literally every hero in the game. everything else is as needed. i like superior stamina and enduring speed a lot. enduring speed + shadow weave means you're a complete racecar running around looking for hooks

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            K I'll try this.
            >veil walker, shadow weave
            I've never once bought these. Why are they so good?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              i've never bought those items on bebop but from what I can read it seems like he uses them to pop out in obvious spots where fighting is going on and hook someone while invis whereas otherwise they'd just duck and cover seeing you

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              veil walker restores ALL shields upon walking through a veil every like 20 seconds so they're great for extending baits and jukes. It also gives you a fire rate buff, a movespeed buff, and autosprints you. Also you become invisible. For like 1200 souls.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gun Bebop is the meta for him right now that everyone is running in high MMR. The idea basically goes like this. Bebop actually remains pretty soft no matter how you build him so he can't really go tanky like real initiators, and spirit largely scales worse than weapon damage. A lot of characters still build spirit because they're either like Mo who has additional incentive through survivability, or they're like Pocket where spirit is very consistent on them where you can't maintain sustained fire even if the hypothetical damage is higher.

      In Bebop's case, he has to land his abilities to do spirit damage. But if he's landing his abilities anyways, it means that he has the opponent CCed in the open for awhile and has free reign to open fire on them. So Bebop actually ends up outputting more damage with weapons under his burst combo than spirit Bebop while having damage outside of the combo with your only real trade off being that your ultimate window being worse.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        hey, finally another high mmr player. was getting pretty old being surrounded by the plebs. yeah, gun bebop is the way to go. it's so much damage and you aren't useless for 10 seconds after your combo

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Gun bebop is the only viable choice because his spirit scaling fricking sucks on everything but his ult

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Lash is still broken

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually icefrog's 8d chess he is merely pretending to be moronic TRUST THE PLAN 2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL RIOT GOES BANKRUPT VALVEGODS WE ARE SO BACK

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    are you homosexuals still arguing??

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, Anon, you don't understand. I absolutely can't let this teenager have the last word. It'll bring dishonor to my whole family.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate plays passively
    >loses us lane
    >does the usual b***h in voice chat and blame me routine
    >vindicta he refused to fight head on goes 30-1 because she was able to farm safely and securely

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    after 4 weeks of lacklustre patches i've decided that i don't actually like this game
    i'm done, good luck to the rest of you.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    guess the heroes
    >hint, its a loss

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >tops heals
      >tops deaths
      ivytard hood classic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      8 deaths but with an alright kill performance so you're not playing one of the snipers or Pocket. If you were getting good results on a strong initiator your team's performance would be dragged up. You don't have the healing that you're likely a character with actual strong healing. Mcginnis would have more structure damage.

      This leaves us with Haze, Infernus, Paradox, Wraith and Yamato.

      I'm inclined to think that one of your shitters is Infernus or Yamato. I'll write off both to reduce the odds. A good Paradox usually means the rest of the game is going well too. Your kill ratio is more than double your assist ratio so I think you made a lot of solo picks instead of ganking with your team.

      All in on Wraith.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >All in on Wraith.
        you've got the character i was playing correctly.

        >tops heals
        >tops deaths
        ivytard hood classic

        >ivytard hood classic
        They would have more deaths by the way they were playing. It is not ivy.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >top heal high dmg
      geist
      no idea about anyone else

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >thought I had like 60% wr on my main
    >It's only 54% over 320 games
    It's beyond over

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good thing. it means you're where you belong and are going to get more fair games. ideally you hover around 50% winrate.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't a released game you're not gonna get perfect matches.
        Once you hit high mmr you can't really do much more to go up, there's a slight plateau over that for the guys with like 55+% wr that have been playing for months like hydration but still.
        Even here in high mmr where most of my games are featured you STILL get the rando going 0/10 even with the usual giga sweaty ex pro guys.

        Thats still really good thoughever. By the way, Is there a way to get these stats from the game or are you autisticly counting up all your games on your match history?

        If you enable -dev on launch options you can see some stats, if you look in the discord under guides and search stats there you'll see the how to.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It will be a sad day once people actually know how to play the game. I enjoy watching a high mmr game and seeing the players that obviously know how to shoot but have zero understanding of mobas or can't aim for shit despite clearly having routes and strategies developed already. You can't get that variety of play in real games anymore

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >This isn't a released game you're not gonna get perfect matches
          You're not gonna get them either way, matchmaking in team games always sucks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thats still really good thoughever. By the way, Is there a way to get these stats from the game or are you autisticly counting up all your games on your match history?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >main
      are you the homosexual dodging all my games and then switching to your alt when you get time penalty?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Paradox
        >Gay

        How the frick does the easiest character filter you
        Kill this homie

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I've lost 4 matches in a row and I was always one of the top performer on my team. What happened to the forced 50% winrate meme?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Small sample size. Play 1000 more games for your 50% win rate.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic. Just guarantee that rotate between winning and losing every single match. That way, I'll know the result at the beginning and determine how hard I need to play.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      would you rather bet you will flip tails 8 times out of 10 flips, or 80 times out of 100 flips? sample size matters.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hope they rework yamatos 3, probably the least exciting, fun and useful ability in the game

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this game needs way more creative heros, where's the invokers, meepos, wisps (ivy isn't wisp)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Meepo
      Just thinking how that would work made me think of the mechanic that Commandos strike force had

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >where's the invokers, meepos, wisps
      In trash where they belong.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can try out the unreleased heroes in sandbox, quite a few of them have some fairly unique mechanics, like instead of ammo one has a heat system for their main weapon which empowers his spells the closer he is to overheating.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        was that shiv? the only thing it changed was his self heal i thought.
        he felt really boring tbh

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          the heat guy was hero_tokamak. missing a bunch of stuff like animations but his spells seem to be mostly intact.
          rutger has some rocket-jumping for the tf2gays here and viscous has some light physics stuff going on with her spells, but are otherwise very unfinished. they're probably working on finishing up holliday and shiv. hopefully the heroes get more mechanically diverse as time goes on

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >viscous
            >her

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            slime pussy? for real? she might dethrone vindicta for me bros...........

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              she's a child

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                they implemented the model ingame?

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    should every hero really have a gun as their main hand? what about a cleaver or a flail? i get that every hero needs a range option for this game but it would be nice to left click and do a thwack instead of a gun tbh, altho lane might be scuffd but they could get a low cd ranged skill for securing cs tbh

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost 3 games in a row being a burden to the team with 1x8/1x10/1x7 score. And i don't care. Another day, another winning game. With every game's ending there is another game's beginning where i would perform better. Nobody can convince me otherwise. Frick tryharding OWmanlets, frick slavs, frick amerimutts, frick europoors, frick everyone. It's a time to do my best.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the SA Black folk always the most toxic ones?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker told me that's the russians.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker told me that's the russians.

        no, SABlack folk are way fricking worse
        not even close

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    New hero: The Fist Fighter

    Melee only
    Q: kicks, slows 30% for 3 seconds, does damage
    W: headbutt, slows 30% for 3 seconds, does damage
    E: Slap, slows 30% for 3 seconds, does damage
    R: Dropkick, slows 35% for 3.5 seconds, does damage and does damage

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      naw, they've already proven they're scared of melee-oriented heroes by making the literal weaboo-bait character have a katana that focuses more one making ranged wave attacks, and the guy with the literal boxing motif rely on a shotgun on his glove and leapings smashes. They wont make a hero dependent on melee damage.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am such a shitter lmao.
    how do I git gud? was never into moba shit but it as a shooter seems fine.
    by the way:
    FRICK bebop, FRICK lash and FRICK abrams.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Ivy is bad
    Deadtards, explain yourselves. Now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      how do i check my overall stats?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      tell me how to access player stats first Black person

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        -dev in launch arguments

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      POST BUILD PLS

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >laning
        Healing Rite, Close Quarters, Hollow Point Ward, Extra Charge, Mystic Reach in the order you feel most appropriate.
        >orange
        Hollow Point Ward, Close Quarters, Melee Charge. That's all you need, this 2200 investment gives you ~80% more punch damage. If you need more after that, Berserker is another good cheap investment with how much healing/regen you have, it'll usually stack up to full to give you another 60%.
        >green
        Healing Rite (Rescue Beam after you've bought a few 1200's), Health Nova, Restorative Locket, Healing Booster. After this, situational - Improved Bullet/Spirit Resist, Lifestrike, Superior Stamina all good. Fortitude shit, don't get it. 14 seconds is way too long and other items give you more EHP or avoidance.
        >purple
        Extra Charge, Mystic Reach, Improved Cooldown, one utility active depending on what you need. Slowing Hex almost always good.
        Once you have your basic healing and punching core, go hard into grenades with Mystic Slow then Rapid Recharge. Hinder their movements and make every engagement one they have to be trepid about, afraid of your slows and stuns and heals
        >skills
        Grenade first generally, use it on two creeps when you can to help clear waves. True Form next, first point in either it or grenade. After this rush True Form's t2 for the big frickoff stun, then rush Tether's t3 so you can provide more big heals. After that, grenade t3 so you can farm the frick out of camps and break enemy ankles
        >gameplay
        Once you have your basic kit online, generally about 5k -6k souls in, GET THE FRICK IN THERE. GO WITH YOUR TEAM. BE BRAVE. PUNCH THEM. THROW GRENADES. DIVE IN TO HEAL ALLIES. KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE THROUGH TEAMFIGHT ULTS. HEAL HEAL HEAL PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
        Also hold stun to interrupt/counter ults, to lockdown an enemy for a kill, or to save you or your teammates' lives. Do not throw it willy nilly unless you're sure you won't be punished for doing so, the threat of it is important too

        Hope this helps your Wivey play brother

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anon if you're still there - tyvm, that shit ROCKS. I'm having fun with Ivy again.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    viscous' current lines are leftovers of when it was a fricking fish

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      a fricking fish you say?

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how do I gain access to the game?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have to email Gabe proof that you have 1k+ hours in Dota 2

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, this game is already dead and locked behind valve's project dumpster bin.

        yeah yeah very funny
        just tell me

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, this game is already dead and locked behind valve's project dumpster bin.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      post your steam, some anon will(probably) send you an invite

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation ritual
      Post your steam

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how are you going to react when this game goes live and you stop feeling special for being in its beta

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'll keep playing for my wife Ivy anyway.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who really liked her the amount of art she's got is so great

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Amen to that
          She's actually the reason I even tried to pick the game up in the first place to be quite tbh, and I'm glad I did now

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to turn on it
      I'm going to criticize each and every one of its improvements and claim that the game was better in the state that only I got to experience

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm going to criticize each and every one of its improvements and claim that the game was better in the state that only I got to experience
        kek, based /d2g/ regular

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll still feel special with my early playtester reward 🙂

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm becoming a happy hat merchant and profit off simps wanting to make their gargoyle gf cute and pretty

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is that icefrog

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nvm that’s Doug Lombardi

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do the bebop players knock back people vertically without pushing them to bum frick nowhere? does it work like old pyro where if you looked downwards it'd push them up? I've noticed that if you also look behind if you hook somebody and then press 1, they're not pushed moronicly far from you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Players hit by uppercut are knocked back in the direction Bebop's facing, that's how you can punch someone up into the sky or apparently backwards

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        oh, neat. So hook then immediately look up. Thanks

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        gem

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on Dynamo and Lash but honestly, Bebop is absurdly good at picking off a key target and force a 6v5. He's especially good at shutting down players who had a really good early game with his toolkit, lmao

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to hook heroes in every ASShomosexual.
      One hook at the right time on the right target can literally end the game. and he gets to shoot a hook every 7 seconds so have fun.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        he can make it 4.5 seconds but all cooldown reduction will be nerfed this thursday probably.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bebob is utterly busted at early game

      hooking someone and then punching him into your tower is a 100% kill, shit needs to get nerfed

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        don't get hooked? how hard is it to press shift when you see him lining up a hook

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >press shift when you see him lining up a hook
          this isnt pudge moronbro, the hook is basically hit scan

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >the hook is basically hit scan
            moron

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            the amount of times I've seen the hook fly over the character's shoulder into the camera says you're wrong

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        just don't get hooked shitter

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dead game? More like miscarriage game! LMAO

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The game gets more players after 3pm though

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it just seems like im just unable to grasp how to play kelvin
    its the only hero in the game i feel completely useless with. meanwhile i often play vs some kelvins that are utterly annoying, sitting on my ass and disarming/deleting my hp with their homosexual laser
    how do i build him? am i supposed to be a support cuck? or the initiator? gun damage seems shit on him, so i presume i get tank and just stack spirit?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You build around 3

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You build him as a spirit damage tank initiator.
      You build spirit items that work with his beam like mystic vulnerability and you buy whatever necessary tank items that you need to allow you to run in and ult without getting deleted.
      You also want level 3 of his beam because it accelerates your farming pretty hard.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      max speed, buff beam, skate everytime
      early t2 ice nades for ez lane

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      every "bad" kelvin ive seen was one trying to go for solo plays. You are completely tied to your team and your ult is a massive portion of your power budget but its also one of the hardest ones to use well

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    30hrs in the game so far. it's so fun, but at some point i feel like i should just wait for the full release instead of 'wasting' time on this unfinished version.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Blitzcrank is utterly busted at early game

    hooking someone and then using e on him into your tower is a 100% kill

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      no one knows what that gay shit is, leageutroon

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I expect you to buy an ad, valveshill

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i never slide or parry
    should i?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Slide gives you infinite ammo and also at certain spots in the map becomes really useful for quick movement. Parrying utterly decimates melee spam.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Slide gives you infinite ammo and also at certain spots in the map
        wait, what?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dude... you see the infinite symbol whilst sliding and you don't connect the dots?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          you can slide down the enemy stairs while ur shooting their tower to get more shots on it early

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      if you're out of stamina you can slide down surfaces faster than if you were running

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >should i parry
      ofc dumbass, there is an audio cue when enemy is charging a melee, its a free stun on the enemy

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking baffling to me how underused sliding or even crouching by people in this game is
    i literally crouch to slide after every single dash when running away, extra movement speed and harder to hit
    even during the laning phase people dont crouch while behind obstacles for some reason

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >even during the laning phase people dont crouch while behind obstacles for some reason
      because there are no chest high obstacles

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. ivy player. the big characters stick out over some of the obstacles in lane and you can crouch behind them

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You can hit a lot of shots on people hiding at th e guardian cover by just jumping in the air, if they're crouched they become harder to headshot but otherwise you can just doublejump into the air and free shoot them before they realize you're there

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lash an overpowered character? In the few games I've played, Lash had got insane killstreaks. Like BIG ones

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a noob stomper

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i get hard when the dynamo on our team teleports us out from a lash ult

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy haze ends the game with a 17 kill streak
    >he loses
    I bet this guy was one of the big seethers here
    >NO NO I CARRIED I KILLED THEM WHY WAS MY TEAM SO SHIT
    I can just see it

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me if I'm wrong, but the deny mechanic being in this game is kind of pointless, it only really serves to make the early laning phase slightly more interesting, right?

    Would the game be that much worse if you just last hit and harassed and the whole deny orbs weren't a thing? I suspect its also icefrog really wants it to be a thing.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it certainly turns a bad lane into a getting your shit pushed in hard lane, if the other person has better ping forget about it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me if I'm wrong, but the deny mechanic being in this game is kind of pointless
      No, it also shifts up lane dynamics by encouraging you to be in closer to the creeps
      It also allows you an avenue of punishment against aoe farmers and lategame players who get lazy by denying their souls, and allows players to recoup soul losses from buildings if they're present and attentive

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get why it encourages you being in closer more than just regular last-hitting does. It encourages you to fire an extra delayed show after you last-hit. As for thr rest, maybe soul orbs should only appear if spirit abilities killed yhe creeps, and melee/bullet lasthits award the gold. You can have say the same a out building souls too. Although I dont think its that interesting that you can get a handful of souls by quickly crapshooting along with your apponents. I think the only valid reason is that it makes the laning phase more interesting

        >but the deny mechanic being in this game is kind of pointless
        Only a very bad player would think this way. Compare laning in DotA to laning in LoL and you'll see how much dynamic gameplay that denying adds.

        Exactly, it only really makes the laning phase more interesting. Although laning in dota vs lol has many other factors that make dota more interesting and denials are a smaller part of it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No? You're practically taking half of what the creep's worth is and since it's a race to unlock all of your abilities, every benefit counts. I've had gamers where I was like 2-3K in front because I CS'd everything and denied a good chunk of their creeps and then proceeded to push them away from the lane

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but the deny mechanic being in this game is kind of pointless
      Only a very bad player would think this way. Compare laning in DotA to laning in LoL and you'll see how much dynamic gameplay that denying adds.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of, unless both of you are in cover, scared from each other. Otherwise it always feels better to just force them out of CSing range anyway. Unlike dota, you can just shoot people in the face from any distance and a lot of skills have significant range and the laning works differently enough that I feel like they shouldn't be compared.

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, has it been released already?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Has what been released?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Deadlock

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          it still hasn't been announced yet

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          we're all pretending

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >he is not in the super secret club

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think last hit shooting a creep should count and award souls, and to deny, you have to melee the creep, and can only do so when the creep hp is below a certain threshhold, snd you do less damage to your own creeps. Not this honestly messy delayed orb floating out you need to shoot again. I find the orbs kind of unintuitive, especially since you already need yo lasthit to spawn them. Its too sloppy of a mechanic. It can feel good when youre in a good lane, but its still just a other purposefully unintuitive thing to try to focus on. Maybe a compromise would be reducing most character's base reload speed to make laning more dynamic

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    still astroturfing this piece of shit?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      don't talk about haze ball like that

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch to Asia
    >260 ping
    >Still win
    Bebop is so bullshit kek

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Asia
      what language do they speak there

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I've had 3 lads from NZ and chinks and I THINK one Indian

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if guns and parrying was removed and you were forced to melee everything?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What if you kept your terrible ideas to yourself?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        But what if deadlock was a 3v3 fighting game moba, and everything was reworked?

  46. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if they reworked the game into a social vr space where everyone picked the character they wanted to be and walked around exploring the town and roleplaying?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What if you killed yourself?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      /vrg/ is the worst general on /vg/, so frick no

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You can go play VR Chat right now, you demented freak.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      holy kek. I do hope they add some more casual features though.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This would be funny as a form of punishment. Get kicked from the base game and a prompt shows up:

      Welcome to Social Mode! You can return to the core game modes after you make one (1) friend. Have fun!

  47. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else excited for what hats are gonna be in the game? Abram should get a funny football helmet cause lf his charge and

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Valve makes and sells the worst hats and the ugliest community submitted skins seen by man.
      Dota 2 turned so fricking ugly these days I genuinely wish you could disable skins, it's like they grouped up a bunch of 10 year olds and asked them what they think a cool skin would look like.

      Every hero has 10 immortal skins that make them shit out beams and a million special VFX out of their every orifice and it's just a pain to look at.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit that looks amazing, i hope valve hired this guy for deadlock skins!!! we eatin good deadlock bros

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I know its SOVL overload

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        bro looks like he just walked out of hellfire peninsula halfway to 62

  48. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should deadlock be hats and items like tf2? Or should it be (what I'm hoping) skins like fortnite? If they made skins imagine the collaborations they could do. Imagine abrum running around with a gordon feeeman skim and a crowbar? Its gona be bigger than cs2

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      if its individual items you get abortions like

      Valve makes and sells the worst hats and the ugliest community submitted skins seen by man.
      Dota 2 turned so fricking ugly these days I genuinely wish you could disable skins, it's like they grouped up a bunch of 10 year olds and asked them what they think a cool skin would look like.

      Every hero has 10 immortal skins that make them shit out beams and a million special VFX out of their every orifice and it's just a pain to look at.

      so yeah, if they ever add cosmetics i hope its the entire body or just hats like tf2 had at first

  49. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit laning against Geist is fricking CANCER

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not that bad. What I hate is when my imbecile teammates chase to close to her while we're gang banger her and get life swapped

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Headshot Booster and her naturally high gun damage make her fricking aids in long range
        This b***h I was just laning against just plonked away at me every time I showed and threw grenades deep whenever I took cover, which were impossible to dodge because lol 150 ping

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Headshot Booster
          noob trap weapon. Mystic shot is way better and then sharpshooter

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Headshot Booster is 500 souls and can win you the lane and early fights. You can sell it later. It is, at worst, 250 souls for a decent boost in power until your slots are filled. It got nerfed, but it is still good. It even gives some extra stats like HP too.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              nah it'd shid an fart

  50. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    im worries Epic will buy the deadlock devs and make it go exclusive.

  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >yoshi stopped liking my feedback
    I shouldn't've complained about russians on the forum...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the incoming revoked access! :^)

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Game is not even out yet these threads are some of most cancerous on the whole board, people talking about meta builds and playing hundreds of matches in a fricking beta, ayy lmao

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The point of an early access is to provide feedback for the current state of the game and to check for bugs.
      Already submitted the bug report of not being able to use the mouse anymore and gave some suggestions on how to nerf Dynamo. Probably gonna point out that Gun Bepop should also be tuned a little bit.

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Allied McGinnis is pushing a little too hard in the early laning phase
    >Gets ganked and dies
    >Starts throwing a fricking fit in VC
    >Guy on my team tries to be positive and calm, tells him that dying in the lane barely matters, he can catch up in a few waves or do a neutral camp, he is totally fine, they didn't kill his guardian
    >Dude is having none of it and just starts getting angrier and angrier
    >Proceeds to just go do neutrals for the rest of the game and when anyone asks him to help he just says "Like you helped me in lane?" over and over and over and over
    You know, I forgot that this is a moba. No matter what, at the end of the day, the community WILL ruin it. Mobas have by and far the worst communities on Earth and it is the primary reason I quit Dota and LoL. This honestly puts it into perspective that I should probably stop caring about this game so much.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >going into seething rage in the one game and one hero you can afk in lane for 30 minutes and possibly take every building

      I'm still shocked people are still letting me get away with barraging their walker at 12 minutes.

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's an Ivy does 33-50% of the hero damage of the rest of the team episode
    This is why Ivy is shit. You can be a great player who makes some decent plays and tries hard but if you're not doing damage, your hero is shit. The only hero who can get away with it is someone like Dynamo where 1 ultimate can win the game (no buy back), or if you're being a very successful ratting Wraith. But if you're playing a hero that is actually fighting and "supporting" but you deal no damage, just stop. Damage is more important than healing or anything else.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >But if you're playing a hero that is actually fighting and "supporting" but you deal no damage, just stop. Damage is more important than healing or anything else.
      Tell it to my winrate brother, it talks to me louder than you do.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets carried in low MMR games and brags about it
        You should be excited that people think Ivy is shit (she is) because she'll get a buff or a rework.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          When you keep a 60+% winrate, you don't stay in low MMR long even assuming you were even there in the first place. You'd know that if you knew what MMR actually is instead of just using it as a buzzword
          The threat of being able to do damage is important and I'm not saying it isn't, but doing primarily healing and less damage than your team is still a significant contribution as long as that manifests in the form of saves and won fights
          >You should be excited that people think Ivy is shit (she is) because she'll get a buff or a rework.
          No, I should NOT be excited for her getting a buff or a rework because then everyone else who isn't me will start picking her. It happened to me with tree like 3 times with my favourite heroes in dota and le*gue. People thinking she's not worth picking is okay though because that leaves her free for me

  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >found optimal build for Ivy with 586 DPS + active reload + titanic magazine
    >steamroll every match

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Latest patch makes it significantly playable on the steam deck. Make sure you put in launch options "Steamdeck=0 %command%" to enable matchmaking
    I'm using an alternative Steam Deck layout. I fricking hate the official one.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Deadlock is meant to be played on the Steam Deck anon...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      im getting 40 to 50 fps while spectating
      pretty sure an actual game is way worse

  57. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Cillo on discord, he talks condescendingly like one of those “pro players” about compmaxxing moron shit, like playing on 21:9 or 720p 60% render.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      its me

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore that other guy, it's actually me

      Public discords are full of morons by nature, just ignore anyone who's actually seriously talking there

  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >heroes have a line specifically for taking a hit from vindicta's ult but not taking fatal damage from it
    That seems remarkably specific

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Many of the heroes also have lines for Mo & Krill's ultimate, or Wraith's. That is the sort of thing that makes Valve's characters more likable, just having a lot of voice lines like that. Since the cast will be smaller than Dota 2 (probably around ~40 heroes) they are making an effort to have more voice lines and call outs which I think is good.

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    bebop should be able to hook the rejuv

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bebop should be able to hook people then jump on the line and take them back to base.

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't bring myself to care about any game that Valve develops at this point. They're better off just being a digital storefront.

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw stats are fantastic but winrate is shit
    I play with my friends in stacks of 3-5 and I consistently do the most damage, have the most kills, high/most assists, and most (or second most) objective damage but I have friends who will go 3/7/6 or 4/4/4 and we end up losing. I am averaging like 12-13 kills a game plus a similar amount of assists.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only stat in the entire game that matters is obj damage since it is an objective representation of how close you are to winning. Guardians/shrines/patron have fixed life pools that only regenerate during backdoor protection and even still very slowly. If your team as a whole isn't getting 37k obj damage a game then you aren't doing squat.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, I generally have the most or second most. I wouldn't be saying anything if all I did was get kills and then frick off to do the neutrals.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's a binary thing anon. You either get 37k damage as a team or you might as well have done 0. It doesn't matter how well you're farming, how many kills you get, how often you get assists or avoid dying. The absolute only stat that matters is obj damage. All other stats are just tertiary contributions that enable more obj damage.

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Geist should be replaced by a buff albanian man. It would discourage hagcels and encourage baraCHADS.

  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if icefrog added a homescreen where you can talk to your favourite champ? Like maybe even have a heart meter and a 100$ ring item you can buy to marry your hero. It would improve the game.

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Iiiiii'm readyyyyy to be dropped off at the temple!
    >Someone will be along anytime now. Any time, really...

  65. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just farted and it smells really really bad now

  66. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just lost and it feels really really bad now

  67. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      ivy on the enemy team ivy on my team

      Thats still really good thoughever. By the way, Is there a way to get these stats from the game or are you autisticly counting up all your games on your match history?

      explain this deadtards

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      she's so strong
      she can carry my team any day

  68. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i came to ivy again and i feel really really good now

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Huggy kissy sex with Ivy

      based

  69. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Huggy kissy sex with Ivy

  70. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no portal gun hero

  71. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A LIL CLOSER MATE

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      OI YEW GOT SUMFIN ON YA THERE :^^^^^^*~~)

  72. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shit ult and gun
    Teammates having no fun
    Can't land my stun
    Never seen the sun
    My MMR undone
    Yep it's Ivy picking time

  73. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >McGinnis' M2 zooms in instead of revving gun
    It's shit

  74. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another dymano ults nobody episode

  75. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop thinking about this gif when this happens

  76. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Delete this useless piece of shit hero. Only literal subhumans play it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add the image

  77. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >had some Gankernit dipshit I was forced to lane with crying over mic because I died once
    >reported at end of game
    >check replay next day
    >[unknown]
    Thank you yoshi, very cool

  78. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've been reading the heroes backgrounds and so far what I can understand in the lore is that sometime in the past, the Maelstrom incident happened in which a portal opened in NY which introduced the supernatural to the public and it connected NY to a realm where beings called Patrons exist. It's still lacking but it's interesting ngl

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It seems interesting until you remember that this will be a live service game where the lore is permanently unresolved and in limbo with 200 different plot armored main characters

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. Even the TF2 lore, even with its amazing shorts, just feels incredibly underutilized. The characters should have a 10+ episode TV series ngl

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >lore

  79. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >two russians insulting each other in english over game chat
    >"why not help me wienersucker moron"
    >"you are moron?"
    >"I speak englis you no understand stupid?"
    >"you are stupid!"
    >"you die two v 1!"
    riveting

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really have high-hopes for Deadlock in EU servers unless they specifically region-lock Russia. Had the exact same problem in Dota2 which made me quite because I couldn't find any teammates that could communicate in even the most basic English.
      Surprised they haven't been more punitive to the Russians constantly spamming Yoshi's account in the forums lmao.

  80. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    deadlock netflix anime when?

  81. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on Ivy melee build, i'm having bad time with gun ivy

  82. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    alright which of you homosexuals was this

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      based warden

  83. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >its another ivyBlack person is playing "support" episode
    naturally we lost because the subhuman kept feeding

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >redditbob

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >ivytroon attempts to move the goalpost
        typical

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've played with good Ivy's and they all seem to get magic damage and rapid recharge with ganking items. I myself have tried to upgrade gun damage but it never seems to do anything

      >lucky shot
      >point blank or sharpshooter
      >intensifying magazine

      all seem to not really boost my gun

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I've played with good Ivy
        i have literally never played with or against a good ivy in the ~140 hours ive played so far

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I've played with good Ivy's and they all seem to get magic damage and rapid recharge with ganking items. I myself have tried to upgrade gun damage but it never seems to do anything

          >lucky shot
          >point blank or sharpshooter
          >intensifying magazine

          all seem to not really boost my gun

          good ivy builds like an abrams

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        recharge is a turbo meme, ivy's 1 is mad ass after the nerf

  84. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  85. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  86. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Vindicta + Bepop is actually pretty cancerous early game

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, even just taken on their own they're two of the most disgusting laners

  87. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about this game because of the gargussy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gargoyle pussy is still my primary motivating factor for playing every day, but I do actually like the game itself too

  88. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not sold on gunbop. Yeah it's okay, I haven't lost with him yet but bombop has more potent damage I find, especially when you have echoshard

  89. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, if I play bebop and get improved bullet armour and escalating resistance can I get like 99% bullet resist?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's multiplicative, but you can get close-ish until someone buys crippling headshot

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta remember they also have -bullet resist on shots and spirit so you're not going to get the total out of your resist usually

  90. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's over, TF2 won

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What did it win?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The most updooted reddit game competition

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          this. so much this.

          im trans btw idk if it matters

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive, very nice

  91. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure how good it even is but i really like that item that gives you gears of war reload

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It probably has potential for certain characters but I've found that Quicksilver pretty much does the same thing but better since you just use an ability instead of reloading.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        quicksilver was nerfed very harshly though so it's kinda ass now, cooldown for it went from like 5 seconds to fricking 12

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >oh no i can't unload bullets endlessly and might have to stop shooting for two seconds
          lmao

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Its still amazing on Infernus so im always buying it same for the shadow weave nerf it dont matter

            i mean the weapon recharge item might be better/compete with it now, yiu don't get 2 mags instantly but you reload way faster and one reload takes half the time

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              it was completely busted on some heroes, I was able to keep shooting 100% of the time on Lady G and quicksilver bound to 3sec cooldown dagger

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i know it was busted but it isn't anymore

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Its still amazing on Infernus so im always buying it same for the shadow weave nerf it dont matter

  92. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Play vindicta for the first time
    >Didnt die once but also didnt get a lot of kills just assists

    Am i building her wrong or is her ult mainly for picking off injured enemies?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      always be killstealing, its literally free money

  93. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Burst fire or intensifying mag on bebop? I use to think the latter but if you're hooking and uppercutting burst fire seems to have a better DPS

  94. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that trannies rallied behind ivy just for valve to make her a dogshit champ

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >champ
      classic leaguebab
      also ivy is best girl and she hates troons, simple as

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        so is Ivy an actual demon or is she a servant of the church/angels/God like gargoyle's historical purpose

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Unknown even to her, all she knows is that she's alive. If she's a demon she's a decent one like Infernus at least, she seems compelled to protect people who need her given that's part of her backstory, her dialogue and her gameplay

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Infernus is a demon? Is that why he's so dark?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          going by the lore she's naturally good-natured and protective but she just suddenly came to life with no apparent previous knowledge of any demon/angel/church stuff

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Gargoyles and grotesques are supposed do combat evil spirits so they're not really demonic.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ivy would canonically hate troons due to a multitude of reasons chief among them being a grotesque formerly part of a church means shes about warding away demons and shit.

  95. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >seven doesnt buy items for 15 minutes

    kill me

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Mcginnis i watched in a huge spectated match buys warp stone before any 500s

      The frick?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >7000< souls
      wow just like my ecelebs

  96. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  97. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    fix her yoshi, i beg you. i know her whole tagline is "control the battlefield with turrets" but when she can pop out 6 with little to no cooldown between dropping a new one, it REALLY makes the game not fun to play against her.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Turret heroes will never be good
      They will either be broken or a piece of shit, no inbetween, it's a complete dog shit concept in a moba.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      ...
      if you're losing to McGinnis your team is dogshit (probably including you) and needs to coordinate better. she is so fricking easy to kill if you can do basic teamwork.

      her ult, her wall, her healing, her gun -- all of it relies on her not having enemies too close. the second you get within a few feet of her there's nothing she can do. her best hope is you're moronic and/or youre chasing her down solo and running into her pre-placed trap (turrets) and have no teammates to focus on the turrets etc. even then the turrets are abysmal if you're smart.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's not about powerlevel, it's about shitty game design
        >let's have a game designed around good aim and critical thinking
        >hurr drop turrets everywhere that literally cannot miss and apply slows and damage resist effects, etc.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          if you're dying to turrets you're actually brain delayed. they're a minor nuisance at best in any game with brains.

          you could also, idk, not run into the turrets? map is pretty big and their range isn't that long.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            dogshit argument
            it's not about "dying to them"
            it's about a character dropping 3 turrets on the edge of a teamfight as it starts and having them do hundreds and hundreds of damage for free with no risk or skill involved

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I ain't gonna act like I'm an expert at this game but it requires skill to place them well and time their placement.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        to elaborate:
        her wall has a minimum distance and if she's grabbed or otherwise disturbed during it she can't place it until she's no longer being disturbed.
        her gun has a rev up time, if you get close, especially rapidly (ex: lash), how the frick is she going to kill you with it in time?
        her ult has a minimum distance. get close to her and she can't use ult against you and may even just cancel her ult and run.
        her healing she can be pushed away from, making it useless.

        once you close distance with her, her turret is her one safety mechanism besides her team covering her/punishing you getting close.
        it's your fault if you can't understand this. its literally a free kill if you get close.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but when she can pop out 6 with little to no cooldown between dropping a new one
      if she has her turrets nested in one place and you decide to somehow engage on her then thats on you
      when she is just pushing though, people don't know this shit but realistically if you just decide to focus only on killing creeps/turrets you can easily stop her push by yourself
      almost all my mcginnis games where i snowball are when Im left alone in lane or if enemy decides to jump on me like a dumbass without any way to quickly shut down the turrets

  98. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox's parawiener...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/asskb8.png

  99. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Solo lane against Lash
    Good grief what a rollercoaster of an early stage that was.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he rushes mystic shot
      Oh i guess I don't get to play for the first 10 minutes, ok

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why does everybody buy mystic shot now? I even saw an abrahms buy it. Is it just a must buy for its cost?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >cheap
          >deals damage through bullet shield
          >lets you proc spirit effects on shooty

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          If you're building spirit it's great to transfer damage into your gun. Also spirit doesn't have fall off

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          i mean, can you think of a single hero that doesnt benefit from it?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            it can be awkward on higher fire rate characters since if you just happen to miss that one bullet that counts for the mystic shot you might not get any value of it

  100. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry is Mo&Krill just meant to be miserable to play? His gun stucks, his abilities do no damage, he has barely any life steal to sustain. How the frick am I supposed to play this guy. His only good ability is his ult but it's just a bad wraith ult that requires a teammate to do anything

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Leave lane when you get ult and gank the other lanes one by one, getting the tower
      you should just snowball by taking every single tower
      I'm not a mo & krill player but I've lost to this twice now

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I just went 0 to 8. I feel like no matter WHERE I combo'd someone my team did not kill them, even if they werre already fighting them or next to them. It was fricking awful. I was usless on my own and basically deadweight during the teamfights. I don't think I got 1 combo life boost.

        This hero STINKS

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Unironic skill issue, mo n krill might be one of the best heroes in the game

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            okay then how do I play him? His gun is shit, his abilities do no damage. Do I just burrow, go up to people and ult wtf is the strategy

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Find people solo vs your solo teammate. 2v1. Kill.

              Decay is good for nuking someone down from full health, cold front as well, good cheap items early game. Pocket sand is great for survivability. Scorn gives you health when things are too hot. Burrow to initiate, gives you a low profile

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              His gun is very good.
              Abuse reach in lane with your lifesteal, you can heal a shitton if well positioned, use it on jungle creeps, etc.
              Abuse disarm to create lose/lose situations for the enemy.
              Use your ult at the right time, don't just jump in like a tard at the first character you see, use it in opportunistic ways to shut down a fed target
              Get duration extender, get the best active spirit 1.2k item for the situation
              Get warp stone and phantom strike

              >mo n krill might be one of the best heroes in the game
              low-mmrbro...

              You're not high mmr stop roleplaying as high mmr, you don't see how the mo one tricks play.
              His disarm and guaranteed stun are literally game winning, literally the only reason he gets buffs is to make people play him.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              close the gap however you can just don't attack them from head on

              there i solved your problems

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >mo n krill might be one of the best heroes in the game
            low-mmrbro...

  101. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How to play lash early? I have no problem later in the game but early I die.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      max 3

  102. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is the lore behind Vindicta being barefoot?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      why wear shoes when your feet don't have to touch the floor?

  103. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate Krills design. Is he meant to be a monkey? What is with the hair and human eyes and gaunt face?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like krill either but love mo.

      I thought at first krill was a little girl on his back. Monkey is less cliche than a little girl but Krill could definitely be changed a bit.

  104. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >alt tabbed, queued up waiting to find a game
    >hear the little match found jingle
    >try to tab back into the game
    >game freaks the frick out and crashes

    Its over for me bros, im gonna get banned for reasons I can't control. Its not fricking fair.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      if you open the game again you can rejoin, or if the match didn't even start then you don't get penalized i think

  105. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no hard player collision
    Game sucks

  106. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    vindicta is fricking hot why are you homosexuals obsessed with ivy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they both cute

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        needs white armpit hair

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's LITERALLY bald?

  107. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not looking forward to getting ganked by Shiv infested MoKrills.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I am, release him NOW!

  108. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    she's gorgeous, why Ganker lied to me that she's not

  109. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Pocket's shotgun gets to do insane damage across the lane
    >Abrahms plinks you with shitty pellets

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf why does the tank with a melee life steal and a stun do less damage than the glass cannon?
      Homo

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking way! the hero that starts with -20% bullet res does more damage than a tank?!?!?!

        Ok but then every ability pocket has is literally better than all of abrahms too lmao

        Either his gun should suck or he should have more nerfs

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way! the hero that starts with -20% bullet res does more damage than a tank?!?!?!

  110. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >have a really shit haze who fed constantly and b***h and moaned
    >call him a gay
    >we get steamrolled
    >face 3 people who steamrolled us and the gay haze who fed
    >we steamroll even harder
    God I feel vindicated.

  111. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bebop nerf: Get rid of at least one of the bullet dmg percentage%
    Yay or nay?

  112. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoshi confirmed Zeno got banned

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        One of the peak mmr players but he's genuinely autistic and has a meltdown over the smallest thing

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where?
      I need to see this, frick that homosexual.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just now on the discord

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see it

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just now on the discord

        >Yoshi confirmed Zeno got banned

        Who

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Known voicechat sperg

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      he said they did a banwave today or yesterday or something

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, Zeno was his alt account, his main account is gone too

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        who is this guy and what did he do?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Never ran into him but people are saying he was extremely toxic in every game they encountered him in

  113. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >team UNGA
    >me BUNGA
    wtf???????

  114. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    warden gaming

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i took the wardenpill a couple days ago, best decision ever

  115. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ people are fricking ALLERGIC to playing smart here.

    Just played with a Haze that kept meme pushing with everyone missing, died and then b***hed at us for not getting anything.
    There was nothing to get except midboss and they had shit like abrams and infernus making it a horrible choice to even try.
    We're getting a guaranteed urn and the guy over extends and dies again, has a meltdown over it.
    They got a bunch of gankers and they're death balling, we have 4 late carries so we're just farming, haze has an aneurysm about this and says he's just gonna afk farm if we refuse to win.

    We win once we reach those power spikes and just roll over the enemy team that is dozens of souls behind, haze ends the game with 1 kill, 13 deaths and not even top objective damage.
    It's like once they reach high mmr they lose all their neurons and they think they know how to play better than everyone else.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eerily similar to a game I had except they ended up with 2/14
      Steam alias was shrimp something?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, but not the first time I see something like this.
        This one was just one of the most blatant.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eerily similar to a game I had except they ended up with 2/14
      Steam alias was shrimp something?

      I had something similar earlier, I got 3 towers, 3 walkers, 2 shrine, like 4 inner towers and the patron all by myself.
      Literally got the entire enemy team chasing me as mcginnis most of the game, teleporting and majestic leaping out, getting urns, keeping lanes perma pushed, etc.
      I went 1/6/8 and had 30k objective damage, like six times everyone else, won the game by myself by backdooring as enemy team tried to take our shrines, my team constantly talked shit all game about me being useless, all while we had 2 guys going 1/10/2 and 0/13/1 on carry weapon characters because they were perma fighting before their power spikes.

      If you're not in the death ball they genuinely think you're not doing anything, it's beyond moronic.

  116. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to play dota 2 after years while waiting for local deadlock servers to go up
    >it's not even particularly complicated, the facet system is interesting but is mostly raw stats than some radical gameplay changes for most character

    deadlock unironically takes more skill and has more skill expression

  117. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    how the fyuck does every single general turn into gay ass Black folk GAY homosexuals attentiongayging? holy frick man you frickers have to have a nice day.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >general
      >Ganker

  118. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I take it Valve still hasn't publicly acknowledged the game yet?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The game isn't real you dummy. These are just larp threads.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they? Shit's still pre-alpha

  119. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    *spectates you*
    nothing personnel

  120. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >if the team is moronic I'll give them shit at match end
    >suddenly sourceTV all the time

    I-I'm being monitored...

  121. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    how long you think they'll leave him busted

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think his stun buff was actually pretty good, now they just need to balance his weapon damage, he's probably the best lvl1-4 hero in the game next to lash

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I think his stun buff was actually pretty good,
        It was genuinely one of the worst balancing changes they've ever made and I'm not making this up.
        Removing counterplay like that on such a moronic strong skill is just fricking dumb.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        *get hit by haze dagger*
        *get trapped by Warden*
        *get fricking dead all lane*

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          just don't get hit bro

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Even worse than those, vindicta + warden.
          Don't have to land sleep dart, just need to throw grenade in their general direction and that's a guaranteed trap into kill.

          All while having two lane bullies with really good guns for csing.

  122. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The minimap hero icons aren't nearly big enough right?

  123. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do some people g et so far ahead in souls? I was playing against an infernus and he was already owning me in the lane phase but by the end he had a 20k soul lead. One time I killed him he dropped 1000 souls. Am I meant to be jungling 24/7 or something?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually farming the lane or are you attempting to kill heroes all the time?
      You could watch the replay from your match history and analyze what he does differently from you

  124. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone invite me?
    https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999628996/

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >private
      No

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Claire
      >Private account
      Maybe you should ask Twitter.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >private
      Yes

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      SIR I ADDED YOU

  125. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody gets a little too close to you as Bebop

  126. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    blud really thinks warden is good in lane weirdge

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      after the stun buff, yes

  127. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    But what if I wanted to play gun Seven

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you still build spirit because of his 3

  128. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5MB update
    uhh.. deadtards????

  129. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people complaining about the edit? The edit actually made it smaller

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They formatted it poorly so people who don't understand the context think the discorder wanted a bigger chin.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        people get triggered when they see the word "jaw" apparently

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about them delete flags now
      >he's an ESL so he doens't understand that the portrait image is an edit by a player on the left
      >he doens't know that the new portrait is gone
      Lol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was funny Valve used 'they' with Pocket because they use 'it' with Puck in Dota 2.
      The voice really limits the androgyny though.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The voice really limits the androgyny though.
        for me, it's the 5'o clock shadow

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, yeah, you're kinda right on the hero portrait

          Puck is a creature, not human, it's obviously uncouth to use "it" to refer to a singular human

          I know. I'm saying it was an intentional (and humorous) choice to use a different pronoun specifically for Pocket because both Puck and Pocket have similar movesets.
          The only other hero in Dota 2 that uses 'it' is Phoenix so it's not really that common for Valve to do that (even IO is referred to as 'he')

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >kinda right on the hero portrait
            in-game model too. There's a very distinct stubble

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Puck is a creature, not human, it's obviously uncouth to use "it" to refer to a singular human

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me think he was originally going to be fully suited like pyro since it seems they originally wanted him to have the same sort of thing with being an unknown.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's kinda hard to (supposedly) keep your identity a secret when you're walking around in plainclothes. Even the shopkeeper recognizes you and calls you a trust fund baby.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's kinda hard to (supposedly) keep your identity a secret when you're walking around in plainclothes. Even the shopkeeper recognizes you and calls you a trust fund baby.

          I think it would be cool if, instead of just a simple disguise, he was constantly shifting his look. So one moment he looks like how he does now, then another he has dark hair and freckles. Another and he has tan skin and glasses.

          Make it that in lore it’s similar to the cowl of nocturnal where it’s a cursed illusion so nobody ever recognizes him.

  130. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >vindicta leaves 10 minutes in
    >pause the game cause maybe they'll reconnect
    >guy with chinese accents says some gibberish about them being in a party and to unpause the game
    >they never rejoin
    Epic. We were already losing. I left because frick that

  131. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >based
    Reverting Geist's portrait
    >cringe
    Not reverting Seven's portrait

  132. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lock status?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      12 minutes to go

      HAHA TIME TO GET BUTTOWNED BY A 1v1 LASH LANE

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead.

  133. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >defense of the ancients
    >you defend the ancients
    >deadlock
    >you... deadlock?
    defend this

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Sorry, this game is already dead and locked behind valve's project dumpster bin.

  134. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing makes me more furious then a team that kills 4 HEROES AND DECIDE TO NOT PUSH THE SHRINES BUT INSTEAD GO BACK TO GRAB REJUVENATOR AAA

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite is when they decide to take mid with one of the two middle lanes pushed far enough for them to ride the rail to mid

  135. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >servers aren't up
    >95 people playing actual games
    ???

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Different regions have different playtime ranges

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      EU servers are still up, and will remain up for three more hours.

  136. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Vindicta vs Bebop 1v1 lanes are pretty fricking stressful ngl

  137. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >play yamato first time
    >suck ass, dont do any dmg
    >read a couple of guides
    >figure out the slash burst build is kinda good
    >10 games of yamato
    >top dog in almost every game, slashing b***hes left and right, ultra gank machine

    Nothing personal, kid.

    Also
    >buy an item from the shop
    >shop keeper says "arigaytoe"

    kek

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      So what like a spirit build?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        On the builds tab, there is a guide called "spirit burst" that has all the good items for burst build + items to buff your ulti, but I completely ignore those because I spend 90% of the game going for pickoffs and buffing the ult wont make a difference in closing out a kill against a guy that can fight back. Use that guide as a base and add things like veil walker for easier ganks, and improved spirit into boundless spirit for lategame sword burst buff.

  138. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing people complaining on the forums about their access getting revoked. At first I thought maybe it's only ESL shitters, but it looks like NA is affected too. Why?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's a closed alpha so there's low tolerance for misbehavior

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t constantly leave or be toxic and you’ll be fine

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ban wave just happened recently

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      banwave happened. it also took out several high ranking players

  139. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the current warden build meta? A bunch of slows?

    Also is sharp shooter good on him? Just for the headshot damage?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >trap someone in cage
      >have headshot extra damage
      >they spam crouch at the speed of light
      >impossible to hit headshots

      Should cage prevent you from crouching at all or would that be too big of a buff? Ofc low rate shitters dont even think about it but better players instantly start spaming it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      a bunch of shit to make it almost guaranteed to land your cage.
      a bunch of gun items to make you delete anyone that gets caged
      enough tank items to not get bursted.
      That's generally how he's built, things like slowing hex/cold front/knockdown are useful to help him land the cage, once you cage someone they are guaranteed to die if they didnt metal skin because you'll just magdump headshots.

      Sharpshooter is not worth it, get headshot booster at best.

  140. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered who Ivy reminds me of, Medusa from Hades

  141. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    anyone use the new MBOIT setting? any changes to fps?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Standing in front of the sandbox shop, I get 67-70 FPS with the setting enabled, down from 82-85. I'm not sure what actual graphical impact it has.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's most noticeable on the smoke walls around the map from what people have said

  142. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >always in the solo lane
    >frick maybe its because i'm always lash
    >queue up as pocket
    >solo lane again
    >against mcginnis
    kill me now

  143. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >First match i spectate is a Pocket killing a Dynamo and Abrahms single handedly

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pocket is so fricking broken but they've done so many moronic changes and lack of changes that there's now even more broken bullshit.

  144. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >last 10-0 at 7 minutes
    wow this is fun

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Happens every fricking game

  145. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're in the big leagues now bitch

  146. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the average player isn't sticking to the game that's why you get the invite within 24 hours now

    I wouldn't say this is dead on arrival but it's close

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a shame if that's true. It's a game that perfectly scratching the moba itch without having to devote autistic amount of hours into getting back into Dota or League. HoTS played that role pretty well, though

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's because getting shat on in lane feels so punishing it's like you're just wasting your time for 30 minutes, you can't go jungle you can't go split push without the farm to save your ass when they show up with 2x your souls

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >doomposters have to bargain now
      pathetic

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        i really enjoy this game and i'm about to quit because of the matchmaking

        you know they dont have any algorithm better than this

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          sucks for you, I didn't sweat my ass off and get put into high mmr so I'm still having fun

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >matchmaking
          >algorithm
          at least in EU, at any given time there are maybe 20-30 people in queue, no shit you will get games that will not be well made

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            No, if anything dota has taught me that valve doesn't have SBMM they have EBMM, aka Engagement base match making. The system is designed to upset you to make you engage, not to cater to your skill level

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              why would they use ebmm in a playtest you moron

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                its all they have anymore that works

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They've only been allowing invites for almost exactly two months

      it's because getting shat on in lane feels so punishing it's like you're just wasting your time for 30 minutes, you can't go jungle you can't go split push without the farm to save your ass when they show up with 2x your souls

      I wonder why there's no passive income, I hate having to go find some jungle creeps to top up for an item

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      "average player" doesn't stick to any ASShomosexualS
      if you want "average play" you make some fricking battle royale game or something like that

  147. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate vindicta and ivy are 0-8 at 10 minutes
    where's the 'stop trying' command

  148. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I stomped hard bots a couple times, how do I not grief my first MM game

  149. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >warden Black person keeps shooting me through walls
    >wins lane thanks to that
    >has a fricky hitbox the rest of the game
    it was a snownigge wasnt it

  150. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am done with solo matchmaking for the moment.
    Maybe we anons should lobby together and abuse broken combos like vindicta + warden, mo krill + anyone else, abrams + ivy etc etc...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >we anons
      Ganker and /vg/ has taught me Gankerg "people" are the worst at vidya so i think ill pass.

  151. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Valve item guides are shit right?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes the default recommended kind of suck ass

  152. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >he missed out ed edd n eddy online before it was scrapped
    >he will miss out deadlock before it dies artifact style
    how sad

  153. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Warden buying hollow point ward and not headshot booster

    Huh

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I do this. Why is it wrong?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        apparently you deal like 40 extra headshot damage every 8 seconds?
        i don't get the hype either.

  154. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anons with 100+ hours, what makes you keep playing?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Abrams is fun

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      uninstalled today never going back

      game is a stunfest, your team is a good as the weakest link, it's either stomp or get stomped, can't play with friends because of the insane sbmm. I shouldn't have uninstalled I should have intentionally feed your busywork piece of shit game.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I refuse to play until I can find people to play this shit with so I don't have to deal with moronic teammates.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I refuse to play until I can find people to play this shit with so I don't have to deal with moronic teammates.

        consider getting good

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          You think you are good at this game?
          Add me on steam so we play together anon.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            well now I don't want to because I was mean and expect vengeance

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              we can take vengeance on noobs by ganging them

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's going to end up being more toxic than dota it's extremely hard to carry in this game if you are playing against a competent enemy team

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          imagine all the people playing with wallhack who aren't going to use aimbot

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            all you need is a radar

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like doing different builds on different characters it's pretty much the only reason I play mobas

  155. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    they need to fix all of the geographical shit that fricks over lash tbqh

  156. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >lady geist with 2x my farm chases me down and calls me a coward for running even though I know he has his ult

    people are so fricking moronic

  157. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch match with all the usual players who are popular
    >30 minutes in and sapphire has no flex slots

    Lmao

  158. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >queue
    >get hero I can't play
    >solo lane against sweatlord
    >don't' have fun for 30 minutes

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      why did you pick a hero you can't play and expect to have a good time?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        do you even play the game

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          do you?

  159. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >get mcginnis
    >it's the one mcginnis in the world that never splitpushes

    fricking morons everywhere

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I constantly get shit when I'm splitting on mcginnis and taking objectives.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        if you try to spend that time farming on fricking gun mcginnis, you are worse than useless, so don't do that

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not.
          People are just moronic and somehow die 5 v 3 and it's my fault as I take 2 walkers and have 3 people chasing me.
          If you don't meme fight 24/7 you are useless to some people.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            not at all you are doing your job if you are split pushing as mcginnis the thing is people need to bring value some how if you arent fighting with the team are you split pushing are you farming jungle that will turn into something tangible later on with all the space that is given to you and the fact you dont have any tp scroll its hard to even contest any of those 2 moves this game all comes down to your decision making even more so then dota

  160. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Healginnis is the real meta for her.

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