Dear

we have our live-action Zelda.
Who should play Link and Ganondorf?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link will be some israeli twink and Ganon will be black.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timothy challemet link? idris elba gannon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God please no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Search your feelings!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well ganon literally has black skin

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Sydney Sweeney because her rack is big.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Hunter Schafer because i want Zelda to be a canon futa.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Futas don't exist in real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      I want Hunter Schafer because i want Zelda to be a canon futa.

      not lookin good for futa"chads" who insist they're not gay

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'DORF should be cg, so a good VA is a must.

    Link should be potentially a femboy, but still sellable as a fighter.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAW TOO CHISELED

    I HATE WHITE WOMXN

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but how's her footgame?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, this is our Zelda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should be playing Link

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but that's a woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a puffy labia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks more like link
      but could pass for shulk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh whats going on in here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got to hide the Trifoce of Wisdom somewhere right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh you know 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey homosexual man you aint allowed to post porn of bulges and shit like that on a safe for work website you know that right get the frick out of here.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McKenna is pretty cute, and turns 18 in a few months.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sick frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldnt dare to even imagine anything untoward until it were legal for sure

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching the movie. I will watch the CDI youtube poop edits of it though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they make Link black. It will be the final straw that causes Ganker to implode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a incel canonically so it makes sense to make him non-White

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >canonically has princesses throwing themselves at his feet.
        >"he's an incel"
        The word has lost its meaning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically, yes, he's probably not a literal incel because he might be sheathing his sword all over Hyrule, but when it comes to just him and Zelda, he's pretty consistently oblivious/resistant of her. Do any iterations of Link and Zelda actually, canonically frick?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, none of that matters. The fact that in all his iterations he's had b***hes like Malon, Ruto, or Mipha all wanting him bad means he's celibate by choice and that negates the in part of incel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but it makes no sense to make him black

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who should play Link and Ganondorf?
    You already know they're going to get Chalomet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked this guy up. I don't think he is old or tall or big nosed enough.
      well they can probably do some movie magic.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is only one appropriate actor who should play link

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actors don't age

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A challenger appears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The GOAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boy Sminem is too busy fighting the Bogdanoffs from the after life for that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enchantment!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >video game movies
    Has there ever been a bigger meme in the last 40 years?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME MY GRANDFATHER WAS EGON SPENGLER??????!!!!!!!A

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still hope they cancel it tbh. Zelda is my favorite video game franchise and I don't want Americans to ruin it like they did with Castlevania and Pokemon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and Mario

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Minecraft, Lord of the Rings, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Detective Pikachu was actually good. I know you only dislike it because there was a black lead.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they got Milly instead for Zelda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda isn't a monke

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >upcoming live action film
    Who? What? Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Mario Bros. movie did well, so Nintendo wants to keep the ball rolling with a Zelda movie next. No idea why it's live action, but that's what they said

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No idea why it's live action,
        I think Nintendo doesn't believe Japanese stuff like anime is "cool" enough so they hire American companies to shit out Blackfied slop no one likes, when really they should've just hired Ghibli to make a Zelda anime, because that's what everyone wants. Hell, Miyazaki just got another Oscar and he's still not "good" enough for the wannabe-Disney homosexuals at Nintendoo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey moron, there's shit in between anime and live action, like the Mario movie that did well according to that anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese people unironically worship americans for some fricking bizarre reason, specifically the most degenerate form of america like NYC and LA
          It's so fricking stupid, they kowtow hard to western culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does that Black's head look more fake than the actual cg creature in the picture?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta do a live action movie first before you do cartoon. Just like Mario.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could easily look like OoT Zelda with the right make up.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously fricking love her. I want to do things to her like consensually hold her hand
    I would murder a god for that... I mean a shitty one like Moloch not a cool one like Hestia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S 17 YOU SICK FRICK

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have Link be played by Kevin Hart and Ganon played by Dwayne Johnson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah make Kevin play Navi

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who should play Link
    Link will be Timothée Chalamet because that's all Hollyisraelite has anymore.
    In 5 years even he will be irrelevent and then all they'll have is Tiktok stars and streamers.
    We are witnessing the death of cinema and I'm surprisingly okay with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guy, streamers are just this entertainment generation's new television, just as television was last entertainment generation's new radio, and radio was that generation's new travelling performance troupe. The fact that we still have theater troupes in the form of broadway presentations, radio shows in the form of podcasts and the story stuff that NPR puts people to sleep with, and television here and now doesn't mean any of it ever died.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully AI will save cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So we're getting the black-haired Link Dobson always wanted? Because Timothy Shalomet already refused to dye his hair blonde for that knight movie with Robert Pattinson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re forgetting Tom Holland.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like timothée chalamet in a wig

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GOOOOOO

    someone young and blonde.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >link talks and is a twink
    >ganon is generic white bad guy
    >zelda is peach v2 girl boss
    can't wait

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's so incredibly ugly

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is a Zelda movie even going to be good.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who should play Link and Ganondorf?
    Timotee Chalameet and Jason Mamoa

    How is a Zelda movie even going to be worthwhile, Hollywood is plain moronic.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snood would be a vastly better Zelda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its better if a Zelda movie never gets made

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would watch it if they make it in the vein of the '93 Mario movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was basically a Zelda movie but it was animated and had its style with the stop motion. I don't know how they would put their spin to a live-action one without being painfully generic.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Singlehandedly saving vidya and film industry at the same time
    Fricking kneel

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way too white to be the actual "person" playing zelda in current year.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God she's White and cute
    Now we just need Link to not be confirmed black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason they'd cast a nice looking princess Zelda is to demoralise you by having black link fill her with African buckseed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop, I'm already hard

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS HER TIME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The time is for Hollywood to shut down and die off, thats whats time for.

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