>decide to help the mindflayer lord because he saved my life earlier

>decide to help the mindflayer lord because he saved my life earlier
>game assumes im gay for him and starts a dream sequence where we’re having sex
Huh?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my gaslighting squid husband

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels think everything is about sex, therefore the staff of Baldur's Gate 3 could only justify behavior by thinking you were getting the octopussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's women, not incels. Women cannot conceive of close relationships that are not sexual in nature.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are incels even and especially if they have sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, this makes sense. BG3 is the kind of game a moron would make after having his brain stuffed by evopsych gobbledidook.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me in Divinty 2, I was just talking to Beast on the boat after part 1 and suddenly the game warns me I'm about to be gay with him if I keep going. I need to replay it to find out if it really was that abrupt or if I was just moronic and not paying attention

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill him once
    >lol u didnt really kill him
    >kill him a second time
    >brain immediately finds me and i get a game over
    >kill him a third time when the brain is stronger
    >nothing happens because the story needs you to be able to live without him now
    I did not care for this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill him without freeing Orpheus the brain consumes you.
      If you kill him after he has no use then you can continue as usual.

      You are only safe inside the prism if he is dead
      If you leave the prims you lose the power that he has been taking from Orpheus to shield you
      The only way to still get the power while he is dead is to actually free Orpheus and have him shield you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon didn't play the game and came to shitpost. Leave him to enjoy his fun in peace.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude you can’t just have sex with the mindflayer. If you chose to bang the mindflayer you made a series of really horny choices allowing you to bang said mindflayer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He appears shirtless and sitting really gayly next to you, pretty sure he already had his hand on your leg when the sequence starts, you were never gonna escspe the gay route

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      The snowflakes pick the gay choice then start to cry about it.
      Choices and consequences amirite?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game assumes im gay for him and starts a dream sequence where we’re having sex
    wrong Black person, i was in a mp run where a guy took the option. you rubbed his tentacle you fricking homosexual

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game presented three “are you sure you want to frick the squid?” options. Don’t go around killing threads just because you are insecure of your own sexuality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t go around killing threads
      At least you are proud of being a whiny homosexual I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That seems like a lie based on my experiences in act 1 and 2.
      They will try to have gay sex with you no matter what. All I had to say to Wyll was, yea I'll help save your father. All I had to say to Gale was, "No, I don't want you to show me more magic" and all I had to say to Halsin was "ok you can join my crew".
      Each one of them tried to have sex with me after that and got offended when I said no.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Hope thr success of Baldur's Gate leads to an eventual Spelljammer game. Also playable illithids when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Hasbro wasn't so insufferable, might've happened. The Larian guys are apparently really big into Spelljammer, and why it was so prominent in BG3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was drunk when the mind flayer RAPED me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starts a dream sequence where we’re having sex
    ...anon, how the hell do you end up in a sequence having sex? The game is VERY blatant about what is being asked, you have to either be trolling or so closeted that you selected obviously gay options and are now ashamed.
    Plus apparently frick squids.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i killed him because he was too stupid for his own good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mystra (Midnight) is a filthy fujoshi. You can't escape this shit once you went magic. Divinity of Lathander is your only way to prevent this. Join the church.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, meant for

        Daily reminder, that this is what Ganker presented as 'homosex comes out of nowhere with no chance to avoid it'.

        But you

        i killed him because he was too stupid for his own good.

        join too, you have correct understanding of evil and what to do with it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to help mindflayer
    You deserve it.
    I just hope you are just a clueless newbie.
    Mindflayers are not their victims transformed. Mindflayers are newly created mindflayers with memories of victim being imported. Mindflayers are inherently evil. Yes, evil is in their blood, literally. They are as bad as demons. You don't deal with the demons, right? ONLY reason for mind flayer to exist is to evolve, eventually, into elder brain. By devouring other mind flayers, btw. And nobody but elder brains know that, ordinary mind flayers think they are invited into "high society" of union of consciousnesses. No, big brain just eats them and takes their power and knowledge for himself. Mind flayers are so evil they are evil to each other. And you had decided to help one of them. Seriously, suicide is a better option, you can always clail before your god you did it to stop mind flayer's plans and be justly praised in your god's realm for that.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder, that this is what Ganker presented as 'homosex comes out of nowhere with no chance to avoid it'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily
      An hourly reminder is needed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There used to be a bug in patch 5 where he asks if you want to see some magic only to reveal it is sex once you accept. They’ve patched it since but that’s basically where the rapist Gale meme comes from

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where he asks if you want to see some magic only to reveal it is sex once you accept
        It wasn't even that at all. You just cast a spell with him to channel the "weave", a source of magic to my understanding. During that sequence you can imagine a few different things. Granted prior to the patch, there was no platonic option that let him down gently. Only doing so by choosing not to keep grasp of it. Even then you still didn't sleep with him, you couldn't even do that till you were midway through the second act.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about the tiefling party where all companions wants to bang you if they hadn’t tried already. He asks you if you want to see some magic only to reveal it involves intimacy afterwards. You could still cancel it by talking to him again or another companion (who will be pissed that you chose Gale over them)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he raped millions

        So Gale is basically the guy who raped Arthur in RDR2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he raped millions

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every. Single. Time.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choose the gay option because your gay
    >"i-it's the game's fault!"

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont be gay then?
    I managed to play this entire game and only ever frick Shadowheart, by these threads one would assume that is a miracle, but not really, just dont accept fricking other people, it isnt hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Shart is a miracle considering that scene gets locked if you never had the beach dialogue in act 1

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is nothing but "comfort Misha"s ain't it?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a homogay vn, what did yo uexpect?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    Why the frick would you help that guy?

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