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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are they frickin color blind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes many people have been saying deck is extremely shitted and flopped
      very unfortunate

      well that sucks

      Samegay

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why make game cards? can you even insert and play them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SteamDeck internal is incredibly small which forces them to use SD cards for everything

      extremely fricking bad design choice by valve and they are paying for it massively

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well that sucks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes many people have been saying deck is extremely shitted and flopped
          very unfortunate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >steamdeck internal is incredibly small which forces them to use SD cards
        only the 64GB LCD model was that bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you had the option of buying a larger internal storage. all the way up to 1 TB, but the cheapest model apparently only had... 64GB?

        Lol wtf? 64? Jesus, why would you ever buy that model.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          512GB is totally reasonable because it doesn't have wangblows on it, so your OS isn't using 10% of the space. Also, the SD card slot is pretty fast and so it isn't even really noticeable in terms of load times.

          hmm, no deck is very shit and flop as others have said

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is gamut coverage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay after reading the thread it seems that Steam Deck is not very good?

            what alternatives do you guys recommend?

            Don't listen to the ASUS Rog Ally troony, the deck is the only handheld worth buying

            ure the first person who mention this device?
            are you a self-hating shitposter?
            i think i will do my own research, but thanks.

            NTA but why would tendies be mindbroken?
            The Switch 2 will literally play all UE5 games 60 fps day 0 unlike the deck which struggles to get even 30 with FSR3?

            What does this indian untermensch get out of talking to himself all day?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2 hours battery
            Jesus christ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because you could put in your own SSD since it wasn't soldered to the board and since the most expensive model had the etched glass that some people didn't want, it made more sense to get the cheapest model and upgrade the storage than to get the mid tier model and upgrade the storage.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I did, put a 512gb SSD in it and came out cheaper than just buying the 512tb model

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow 64gb is very small
          that seems like a very anti-consumer thing to offer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >offer a model at the lowest possible price
            >this is somehow anti consumer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Storage is cheap, even phones at this price range give 128gb

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mandatory $200 upgrade for it to be a functional device
                >valve is consumer friendly
                pick one

                Just stick a microsd in there and you're perfectly fine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we release a 64gb model for the entry level but you can upgrade the internal to whichever number you want bro, just need the correct NVME form factor bro. The specs remained the same throughout the entire lineup bro.
            >oh wow it's very anti-consumer
            Holy fricking shit you're an actual sheep

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The original LCDs have gimped specs compared to the new models. The 256GB actually has a smaller battery than the 64GB, you dont get consistent specs until you hit the 512 and up. Also the 64GB model ran a eMMC SSD and everything else runs NVMe. So no specs are not the same throughout the entire lineup

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The chips remained the same, RAM number remained the same (disregarding the OLED model because obviously)
                Overall, the original releases had consistent specs. Only difference is eMMC and NVME, and the 64GB model has older NVME gen slot, of which you can replace no problem. Otherwise it's the same machine throughout.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got 2TB for what chumps paid on 512GB total, it was great.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mandatory $200 upgrade for it to be a functional device
            >valve is consumer friendly
            pick one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Valve is consumer friendly for making moronic Black person homosexuals subsidize my cheap Deck. If it were up to me, they'd also rig the 512GB model to explode.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >350 bucks for 64gb model
              >go cheap mod and add 512gb sd card for $50
              perfectly fine
              Damn, I wonder why deck is still most popular handheld pc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >141.32 million units of switch sold
                >deck sold less than the N-Gage (universal bar for "flopped and shitted")
                why are they so delusional?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the switch isn't a pc tendie
                it's a humiliation ritual device

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ironic

                >have a nice day reddit lurker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet people still defend consoles with obsolete and locked down hardware.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the N-gage sold 3 million in 4 years (this was a year after it was discontiued), the Steam Deck surpassed 3 million 'sometime during 2023', and the most recent article from november stated it sold 'multiple millions'. the actual sales are unknown

                This is also taking into account that the steam deck isnt a standalone console like the n-gage, but rather its just an alternative way to play steam games, so a lot of people wont buy it as the already own a seperate system like the rally, a laptop, or just a desktop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I use it as my go-to primary gaming device because it's got everything I need for games, and moreso.

                I'm pretty sure Valve's not disclosing it because they want to dedicate to their "stocks-free" stance on their consumers, and say "it's not really important at this point, we made something that we wanted to make, and people love it". The moments investors walk themselves in, it's game over.

                hmm ok so i just finished reading the thread and it sounds like the deck didn't do very well huh? maybe next time it won't be as 'shitted' and 'flopped' as you are all saying

                Don't fall for it. It's this site's job to get you to make the worst choices for the laughs if you throw away your common sense.

                I got the 1 TB OLED, and I'm completely satisfied with it.

                Apex was unplayable for me with no shaders, it stuttered like crap.

                Try dropping the shadows to mid, or SSAO to mid.
                If that doesn't help, CryoUtilities could be your best solution.
                Without it, Forza Horizon 5 wouldn't be a maxed-out stable 30 on it for me.

                But that's just my advice. It's up to you whether to take it or not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't fall for it. It's this site's job to get you to make the worst choices for the laughs if you throw away your common sense.
                The Steam Deck is not worth 649. You reconmendation is not common sense in the slightest. Even the 549 one is overpriced.

                You can cope woth the legion that the 700 dollarprice point is ok,cobsidering the chipset is comparable to an m2 and is a tablet but it still isn't great.

                You can get a gaming laptop fot the same price which smokes it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >for the laughs
                It's more insidious than that. You've got genuine shills, who nearly all happen to sound suspiciously ESL, and brainwashed fanboys who'll 100% biased shit on everything that isn't their product. The deck makes a lot of those products look bad in various ways and so it attracts a ton of people who will shit on it regardless how good it is. The funniest ones are the ones who can't even directly shill the device they want to because they know how inferior it is so they just try to shit on and undermine the deck in general to get you to not consider it or recommend something completely different, like a laptop knowing the comparison isn't what people who'd want a handheld would want so subtly gets them to look at alternatives.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your post sounds like skitzo speak.
                I feel so happy for you, or sorry for your loss.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shilling and spewing stupid shit for a very sizeable audience to see is easier and dirt cheap on an anonymous imageboard than anywhere else. Not realizing that is very naive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People hyping up the handheld that they bought like the deck oled, ally etc, is too common to see especially on youtube.
                I do not care, wake me up when the battery life lasts more than 2 hours at max speed and doesn't cost more than an xbox series x or ps5.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either way these handhelds shouldn't cost more than 500 dollaroos. And they need better battety life then 2 hours at max speed. I think 4-5 hours minimum like the switch would be a lot better.

                Hopefully these handhelds become cheaper than next gen consoles like the series s and have decent battery life, abd a minimum of 512gb of storage, the series s has it, these handhelds should have it and be just as cheap.
                I think them selling these handhelds for 300 dollars or less would be a lot better. Cause at 500 dollars or more it is hard very hard to recommend and it is not a worthwhile purchase imo. People spend money on budget gaming laptops for that amount of money it needs to be doing a lot more for it to even command that price but they don't. And compared to consoles even worse tbh.
                The price is the bigfest factot in a purchae and these pc handhelds are too exepensive, you can sorta cope with the go but the rest i dunno man. Id wait tilk these handhelds get cheaper and a lot more power efficent because they just ain't really worth it at that price point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way these handhelds shouldn't cost more than 500 dollaroos
                You can get a deck for $350, $280 from valve refurbished. It's barely more than a switch for a hell of a lot more capable a device.
                >And they need better battety life then 2 hours at max speed. I think 4-5 hours minimum like the switch would be a lot better.
                The deck also literally has a better battery than the switch. The difference is that you can play far more demanding games on it with whatever settings you want. But in comparable games and settings it outlasts the switch's, even the base deck, and the oled deck around doubled its battery life in many scenarios. You can get up to 12 hours with VNs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The lcd deck had 1 hour of battery life. I would rather not. I would rather not at all. The refurbished nodels don't even have the oled.

                >The deck also literally has a better battery than the switch
                The oled switch runs 5 hours on tears of the kingdom and 9 hours on the tomb radier trilology.

                If at max ywattage ou can only get 2 hours on the Steam Deck oled I don't think it is worth it.
                I have a few pc games but the ones I do have don't run well on the deck. The battery efficeny and performance isn't great, looking at benchmarks. I play an indie game called scarf but the battery life is only 2 hours on the oled steam deck at 35 fps low settings.
                I also play fortnite and cod so there is that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The oled switch runs 5 hours on tears of the kingdom and 9 hours on the tomb radier trilology.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The lcd deck had 1 hour of battery life
                It literally did not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 hour and 30 minutes at a full charge at 15 watts. You already know what I mean.
                I'm waiting for these handgelds to be more efficent and cheaper. Cause for the price I'd rather just save my money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I also play fortnite and cod so there is that
                This is the only reason not to get a deck over something like the rog ally. Everything else you've said is fud. Lucky for you they're coming out with an X version that doubles the battery life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything else you've said is fud
                Wut, I know these handhelds will get cheaper to produce and get better battery life by a bit, but for now I don't see it as worth buying.
                >This is the only reason not to get a deck over something like the rog ally.
                Do you think I was making that argument? I just want more then 2 hours of battery life in the games that I play.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "A bigger dick means nothing if you're impotent."
                -- homeless man selling bootlegs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The deck makes a lot of those products look bad in various ways and so it attracts a ton of people who will shit on it regardless how good it is.
                Bro I just want a battery that lasts more than 2 hours and doesn't cost the same amount of money as a gaming laptop and more expensive than a normal console lmao, all of the pc handhelds just seem like ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing it does and its performance to cost is still the best around.
                >I do not care, wake me up when the battery life lasts more than 2 hours at max speed and doesn't cost more than an xbox series x or ps5.
                Okay, wake up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because you can add your own small form ssd? I added 1tb corsair mp600 mini for $80 and later bought 1tb integral ultima pro micro sd for another $100, so now I have nice 2tb storage for that extra cost of higher deck models

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          valve knew there would be people who want to buy the cheaper option so they can just install their own shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all the way up to 1 TB
          1TB wasn't available until the Steam Deck revision. Originally, the sizes were 64GB, 256GB, and 512GB. People did criticize 64GB and were warning people that it isn't enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used 64GB for a year with a large SD card. Every few weeks I had to clean shader cache, but aside that it was fine. Just buy the 64GB and install your own SSD.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was the one I bought originally which honestly was not worth it, it's literally unusable without a micro sd for the games, and even then, even if you don't install anything in the internal storage the shader cache of the games is going to take up all the storage and it's something you can't disable, if you go out of your way to delete shaders which in itself is a chore steam is going to automatically reinstall them again, so I had to delete the shaders and launch a game immediately to interrupt the download, I had to upgrade the storage eventually, then I sold the deck at almost full price and bought the 500gb oled one and haven't had issues ever since.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the shader cache of the games is going to take up all the storage and it's something you can't disable
            you *can* disable the downloading of shaders, but you need to do it in the steam desktop interface

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Was that something that they implemented later because this was back in 2022 and I just couldn't find anything online

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it was there all the time, you will get massive stutters in games like apex though so you are fricked if you do or don't do it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Though it might not have been avalanle then, it was avaliable for me in 2023.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                speaking of shaders and stuttering, I've played non steam games before and I virtually never deal with any stuttering, maybe a bit when I launch a game for the first time, but it becomes quickly unnoticeable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apex was unplayable for me with no shaders, it stuttered like crap.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm kind of regretting not having all of my games on steam, maybe they run at a higher framerate and just don't know it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can easily upgrade it after if you feel the SD card is too slow or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        512GB is totally reasonable because it doesn't have wangblows on it, so your OS isn't using 10% of the space. Also, the SD card slot is pretty fast and so it isn't even really noticeable in terms of load times.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >so your OS isn't using 10%
          you're right, instead of 10% for DLLs and other slop it's using 80% by downloading 800gb of shaders every time you turn it on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wangblows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pic has two 2000s sonic games on a separate cards, that’s not a space issue that’s a guy who just wanted to have makeshift game carts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I 100 percent certain all those games would fit on one sd card

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes you ESL moron the point anon was making is this guy most likely wants dedicated carts per game for a more console-like experience.
            tangibility, this physical object maps to one game. some people enjoy this concept.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >steamdeck internal is incredibly small
        If you bought the basic ass 64GB model then yes that is small for internal storage. It's a good thing you can replace it with a bigger SSD at any point in time because it's not a proprietary storage drive. Or if you're completely tech illiterate you just buy a big ass micro sd card to do the same function.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >steamdeck internal is incredibly small
        Only if you're a moron that bought the 64GB (which has been discontinued) which 90% of 'Eck owners didn't, they bought the 256 or 512Gb until the OLED blew those out with a 1TB since everyone pretty much slammed a 1TB in after NvME prices went down.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 64GB version doesn't, it has soldered flash memory in that spot.
          The 256GB version and up all have an M.2 slot and you can swap the drive for a bigger one if you want.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so it's a poorgay AND early adopter issue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The 64GB version doesn't, it has soldered flash memory in that spot.
            Lol. All version can accept nvme drives.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            steamdeck internal is incredibly small which forces them to use SD cards for everything

            extremely fricking bad design choice by valve and they are paying for it massively

            I bought a 64gb model and installed it a 2tb ssd why do you lie?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              see

              >mandatory $200 upgrade for it to be a functional device
              >valve is consumer friendly
              pick one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it mandatory? Buy the 64GB modell with a 1TB ssd. Better deal than the 512GB modell for the same price.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just the usual FUD against steam deck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cheapest 2gb ssd is almost the same price as the steam deck
              holy frick you guys are so fricking cucked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea it is moronic, these handhelds should have usable storage to begin with. Like for real even the series s has 512gb of storage and that is like 200 dollars most of the time.
                Don't know why people simp for companies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where can I get 200 dollar steam decks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Installed in it*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jeeze i had no idea
        guess i will wait for deck 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          deck 3 for me since 1 already flopped and 2 is confirmed to be shitted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell are you talking about and can you samegay a little less obviously.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao mines been replaces by a 2tb SSD, and I also have a 1tb SD in the slot at all times. You and I are not the same. Also, the whole point of the lower GB models was SO you could just replace the drive yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the steam deck just use 2230 M2's? You can get those in like 2TB and it would have definitely been cheaper than buying 13 SD cards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy thinks that a computer gets heavier the more content you put onto it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sir those electrons have """weight"""

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do hate how micro SD cards became the standard. there was plenty of room on the steam deck for a full size SD card slot.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me unironically putting different games on different sd cards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice! Tho!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you browsing reddit instead of playing video games homosexual?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >F****t
          Stop hating.
          Find inner peace.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day reddit lurker.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't say this often, but christ you are a gay.
            >Go back

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              idk he seems cool to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dis homie zesty

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >steamies are from reddit
            NO WAY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why doesnt he just use both hands?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's doing the meme but forgetting that it doesn't mean anything in itself. He's an npc basically.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          omw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*look at me playing my le deck post*
        >it's the title screen or like the first hour of the game
        EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo Switch marketing
        >Playing in you house and in a public park

        >Deck marketing
        >Playing in a Hospital, a inconvenient place where the use of electronics is restricted

        Deck is aimed to anti-social dudes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick my sides
          also how is this thread still up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've noticed Ganker has been kind of slow lately. A draw gay thread was up for 2 entire days. A slow controller thread lasted a whole day before it fell off after a few hours. This thread.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just paid necroBlack folk from /r/steamdeck keeping the thread on page 1

              discord tranneis do the same shit for every other thread past the 10 hour mark

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          checkMATE!!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bought a 128GB SD card thinking it would be more than enough for MK11, but the motherfricker is over 100GB in size, why the frick? it barely fits

    worst part is that the steam page didnt say how big the game was, what a load of BS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I made no research at all and still made the wrong decision! What a load of bs!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a nice day reddit lurker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back Black person you're not wanted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sumer newbie acting like oldgay
        This website is dead.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay after reading the thread it seems that steam deck is not very good?

    what alternatives do you guys recommend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the ASUS rog ally troony, the deck is the only handheld worth buying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ure the first person who mention this device?
        are you a self-hating shitposter?
        i think i will do my own research, but thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go into the designated steam deck shitting thread
      >oh wow all these moronic samegays hate this thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ASUS Ally X

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ooh good call, it's got rgb and you can be an ally with an ally for pride month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ASUS
        scam hardware

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >video
          outdated and debunked btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, this sounds really good from the review i just watched

        ?si=t16APbM7WzZ-6EXB

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow that battery life sounds great, almost like it's a real portable gaming device

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo Switch™ OLED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GPDwin 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what alternatives do you guys recommend?
      stop being a manchild

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two alternatives; Get a steam deck or not at all.
      It's really that simple. PC gaming is great and the steam deck is great because it's mobile PC gaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patience. If you actually want/need a handheld gaming PC in your life there will probably be a decent one in 5-10 years. But like most people you probably don't. There's a reason deckies mostly post about their deck and rarely play it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just be grateful you dodged a bullet.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking about getting a Steam Deck and primarily using it docked like a Switch, how bad of an idea is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you already have a switch? I ordered a Steam Deck OLED the other day but don't intend to game with it on the dock much, however its apparently not bad with like a lil 1080/1440p monitor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely fricking bad sadly
      valve pretends you can use any third party dock but the reality is you need to use their overpriced, proprietary shitdock which has constant firmware updates just to have a regular docked experience

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have some basic $30 dock that does 100w PD and 4k/60 etc and it runs it fine, was there some kind of issue with chinesium docks or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're just posting in a mindbroken tendie thread.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean shit I have a Switch too but ill be real with you, I only use it docked and I only use my steam deck undocked lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but why would tendies be mindbroken?
            The Switch 2 will literally play all UE5 games 60 fps day 0 unlike the deck which struggles to get even 30 with FSR3?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick? why are you talking about game engines

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not mindbroken
              says schizo that wastes his life shitting up deck threads constantly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >delusional enough to think there are 'constant' deck threads
                kek, jej even

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >200p under 30fps.
                >better than expected
                Yea about that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Switch 2 will literally play all UE5 games 60 fps day 0
              top fricking kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is very unfortunate, I think I will look for other gaming devices.

        Thanks, leaving the thread now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very bad idea. The Deck's strong suit is the better battery life it has, at the cost of a weaker APU. If it will stay docked almost all the time, then the battery is a moot point, get something with a Ryzen 7840U or Z1 Extreme instead, like the Ally/Legion Go/other chink handhelds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy an ayymd mini pc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I own both. Definitely has its up and down. Dock is incredibly unreliable sometimes, especially after you docked a TV after a long time and move back to 1080 panel. Deck itself isn't as seamless as Switch and you will need to fiddle with some titles to play.
      Upside is the massive flexibility this platform offers. You can game in your room, or bring it to the big room, or carry it around no problem. You can play whatever you want, as long as you don't mind doing research and find a way to install, especially older titles, or games that require anticheat. It's so fricking good for a device starting at $399, of which you can upgrade to 1TB for around $100 more, easily defeats other 2 offerings in term of cost/GB

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Switch? The Steam Deck? Nah I'm good!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that dumpy
      o-oh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He is a MALE but has le BIG BOOTY
      Why is zoomer humor like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le
        why did reddit buck break this site so hard since 2009?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry OP I linda like stupid shit like this. I love handhelds.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lies, its just some posers who do shit like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deck
      Rules

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deck
      Rules

      SOVL

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's kind of neat, but if you didn't cheap out and got a model with a real SSD then loading times in games from an SD card are going to be extremely slow.
    I suppose if you got the shitty flash memory version then there wouldn't be much difference.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah its fricking gay and for carlet copers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a brown ESL Black person, I don't care what you think. Go make a DBZ thread or something.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gabe hasn't updated Windows driver support on Steam Deck since 2023.

    Device is already abandoned.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i'm thinking deck fricking sucks

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deck most flopped device of our generation not close

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm ok so i just finished reading the thread and it sounds like the deck didn't do very well huh? maybe next time it won't be as 'shitted' and 'flopped' as you are all saying

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know gamers are typically dumber than a box of hammers, but this has to be the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
    >buy deck
    >upgrade the SSD to 2TB yourself
    >Buy 1TB microSD
    >put your whole library on the device
    >done

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Deck just arrived. I am enjoying it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"PC is better than console"
    >"wow valve made a PC which is like a console with an eshop. this is... brilliant"
    ok steamies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PC which is like a console
      Your homosexual DRM brick can't play the games I want to play because they are not approved by California israelites.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I own physical media on my Switch
    >deckies own steam licenses for their Deck
    It's wild how big and heavy the Deck is too

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PC gamers can't afford colored ink
    Dire

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this Black person putting all his games on 16gb SD cards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they don't understand computers and think everything has to work like the nintendo 64 they grew up with.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the 64gb LCD version and slotted in a 1TB SSD. Seems pretty cheap for me and plays the games I already have on my PC. There's no reason for me to buy a janky overpriced windows handheld, or spend money on Nintendo games on top of the "cheap" nindendo switch. The point of the steam deck is to bring your steam library around and not tethered to a desktop.
    Gaming laptops are for homosexuals.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the Deck first came out it couldn't run Switch games at 30 FPS without framedrops and had visual glitches, how is it now, didn't Yuzu get shut down by Nintendo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got the 64gb LCD version and slotted in a 1TB SSD. Seems pretty cheap for me and plays the games I already have on my PC. There's no reason for me to buy a janky overpriced windows handheld, or spend money on Nintendo games on top of the "cheap" nindendo switch. The point of the steam deck is to bring your steam library around and not tethered to a desktop.
      Gaming laptops are for homosexuals.

      I would rather have more than one hour of battery life, as for switch emulation performance it doesn't seem to do well.

      the switch cab do 60fps overclocked on tears of the kingdom. The deck steams to struggle to get 30.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It gave me 4-5 hours with Astlibra. It may not be relevant for you, but it is relevant for the games I play. But yes the battery isn't good at all - still a better experience than their crappy windows competitors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, 60fps when you look at skies. Its still unstable 25 most of time. Also its one rare case. Paper mario runs, something seitch doesnt do. Luigis mansion, smash, kart, ofissey etc are 60fps on deck

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Work was just going to throw a pile of 128gb SSDs away. So I took them home.
    NGL, I thought about doing something stupid like the OP pic, especially since my tower has a SATA slot at the top where I can just slide in a drive easily and have the logo faced up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What tower is that? It has like a docking station built in? Intriguing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It has like a docking station built in?
        What if sata drives were actually hotswappable and there would be computers with like the whole front full of drive bays? How cool would that be?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can, I hot swap SATA drives all the time, just dont pull the one with the OS on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd need to look up the model, I'm not home at the moment. It's like a 10 year old model, but yeah it's built in. It's fricking sick and comes in handy.

        >sub 30gb games on individual cards
        I'm not that autistic, I sort based on genre.

        moron

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans desperately want PC to be a console
    Americans should all be banned from PC gaming

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The deck is the best handheld I have ever bought by far and I've owned every major console handheld. Why people shit themselves over such a good device I do not know, but I will fight them forever.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, you can't even insert the SD card, you have to take out the toenail micro SD

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sub 30gb games on individual cards
    I'm not that autistic, I sort based on genre.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >carts for Sonic Heroes, SA2 and NFS Underground
    I can sort of understand individual carts for the other games, but for those? Why would you waste storage like that?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love me deck
    simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the amount of paper towel rolls
      bruh you need to clean your room or what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        use em like makeshift shelves to prop up me bowl of yogurts

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    678678550

    do not do this btw, many people brick decks doing this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow what? I did it easily and I'm massively moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dirtperson fud trolling

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, just a poor, reminder that 75% of Ganker posters are shitpoverty dirtpersons who only own hand me down or stolen game systems or PCs with the pawn shop stickers still on them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair there are only like 2 anons in about 200 posts that seemingly own a steam deck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you do realize this a larp right?
      what generates more 'outrage' and 'views' than pretending to be a sneething pajeet on a contrarianism schitzo website

      i bet this Black person OP owns several steam decks and is probably

      love me deck
      simple as

      use em like makeshift shelves to prop up me bowl of yogurts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    678678838
    >not just a homosexual, but a lying homosexual

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    678679350

    3 seconds on google for 'bricked steam deck'
    the results will surprise! (Y'all)!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flop + shitted btw

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