*deletes route B*. ahh, finally a good game

*deletes route B*
ahh, finally a good game

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which route lets me marry and impregnate 2B, though?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying route B is why I always have a hard time going back to Automata. Replicant chads stay winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go fetch more shit for this sidequest!

      I didn't even finish Route A of Replicant. Its fricking awful. I played Automata first and going back to play Replicant I was so excited but holy frick it is primitive compared

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both games have fetch quests. I never go this complaint, the important part is the story you get out of the quests, not the stupid items themselves.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both games have fetch quests but I didn't have to run the same section of the game like 50 times to get a rare drop. Are you so dense you don't understand that there are varying degrees of how SHIT something can be

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and Replicant's reward for the quests is better.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spend hours grinding out a quest
              >get gold

              whoa... replicant.. its soo good...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are ignoring what I said before. The item is not the reward for the quest. Dishonest or stupid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I think Automata's quests are better both rewards wise, story wise, and time investment wise, so frick you I don't care if I get the Tavern keepers 10 fish so she just frick them behind the counter. I don't give a shit about the story if it takes me literally hours to grind out 5 titanium alloys or whatever the frick to get some shitty cutscene of Nier being a really nice guy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't like eating dogshit? Don't you know there is candy filling in the middle of this dungheap? Heh, filtered!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can make stuff up too but I won't pretend something that's not true is true like you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make stuff up

                I got through Automata in 44.8 hours. All the major endings and my saves got wiped. Meanwhile I am apparently 27.8 hours into Replicant and I didn't even finish Route A yet. Most of that time was grinding out the dogshit sidequest items. I uninstalled last year and I doubt I will reinstall.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe don't do all the sidequests the first playthrough?
                I found them all entertaining and interesting.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person please. You did not fricking find the fishing minigame interesting. You did not find the quests where you just go to the store and buy shit interesting. Stop with the bullshit already.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually did.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the B in 2B stand for?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      be

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2B or not 2B

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battle unit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breed

      as in "literally built for being the trophy wife of a human male who ahegaos and says glory to mankind while he finishes inside"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like he's the trophy husband and you know it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      b as in "b model"
      there are also "a" models, it's just letters to determine the model's type

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, e - executioner, s -searcher iirc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 Bs; Booby and Booty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battle. Each unit has a letter indicating their type. A is Attack, B is Battle, S is Scout etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't attack and battle the same thing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nips don't give a frick about small details like that when it comes to satisfying their various 'tism's.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Originally there were Attack Models (like A2 with dangerous Berserk Mode) and Defender Models (in a sidequest hunting supposed traitors she had heavy armor). They eventually were obsolete by Battle models that should combine both characteristics.
          In practice turns out A2 is better than even Executioner models anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLACKED
      HAHAHA
      MY BIG BLACK PEENIS WEENIS OF COURSE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bexecutioner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bunda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assgays are cringe. Her actual in-game model looks nothing like that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asschads are based. Her actual in-game model should look everything like that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her in-game model should unironically look like that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it's fine as it is

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't talk to me, homo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does with the blessed mod

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            link

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Business

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breed, as in To Breed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      boner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 buns

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battle
      She's actually an E unit responsible for the execution of the 9S model whenever he gets too close to discovering the secrets of the bunker.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fake name given to fool the moronic murder shota

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam or microsoft store version?
    I want to try the game out and apparently fixes and patches are store exclusive now.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rather that delete route B I'd prefer if 9S was present in fewer parts of route A so you could play more unique segments instead of recycling the bosses, which aside from Simone are completely uninteresting.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good route, you are just too brainlet coomer for hackerman gameplay

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play the same game again but without the fun hack 'n slash gameplay
    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shotaS as forced partner
      >forced shotaS route
      i mean this game could've been a masterpiece if it wasn't for taro's homosexual shota fetish

      >b-b-but muh ludo narrative

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Wow them with fun at first to get them hooked, hit them with a boring section to readjust there expectation and make the ending feel that much better by comparison which will leave a longer impression on them than the boring middle did".

      Alternatively, no thought was put into it at all and he just wanted to shoe horn 9s in somewhere idk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fun hack 'n slash gameplay
      What was fun about it? Even shmup part was better, it's just a filler for plebs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well, it certainly wasn't platinum's magnum opus, but still better than 9s's hacking gameplay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Between switching pods and special programs mid fight, the pewpewpew shooting, and then combining jump/slide and heavy/light attacks with the B finisher moves, it's pretty fun on the 3rd highest difficulty.
        The highest difficulty is frickin dumb 1 shot kill at any level.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *play a tiny section of the game with a different character that has different controls and gameplay, and experience the scenario from his viewpoint, as he's behind the scenes, completely changing your perspective of not only the importance of the characters, but also your understanding of what's happening in the story**

      It's genius.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Witnessing the seeds of doubt sow into the mind of 9Simp and learning more about the monsters that you destroyed is... LE BAD
      *Best part.
      9S went from worst character to best in the later routes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could have done that much early. Like the whole time he was with us when playing as 2B.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shotaS as forced partner
    >forced shotaS route
    i mean this game could've been a masterpiece if it wasn't for taro's homosexual shota fetish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fithy coomers, he's not even a shota, he's the main character of shonen anime, just in funny shorts.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uninstall the game
    >have a wank to the fanart
    ahh, finally a good nut

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which route let me get rid of 9S forever?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*deletes route B*
    Should delete the homosexual completely and not just his shitty route.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dropping the game after only a few hours because you're too weak willed and have coomerbrain
    I fricking despise you tards like you wouldn't believe it almost makes me wish Nier/Drakengard didn't become popular

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. How do I revive humanity?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I
      and who do think you are?
      literally been dead for thousands of years, there's no hope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. In Nier's universe souls do objectively exist and all human souls completely eroded and were annihilated after the failure of the Gestalt project. It's impossible to bring them back.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally a good ending.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgive them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are forgiven.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Putting my grasses on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redesign them from the ground up. Become God. give men two penises this time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity isn't gone you fools. Yoko Taro would never willingly sacrifice so prime a source of suffering and woe.
      Nier All the Tomato 2: Draken N Josh will reveal that actually the humans WERE the penis aliens, actually in penis alien deep sleep and you'll be killing them and going "lmao look at them having emotions" before discovering it and that it's even more Emil's fault somehow.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finished route A and I genuinely do not get the appeal. The story sucks so far and the gameplay isn't anything to be excited over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for coomers and Drakentards who wanted more story.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeaaaaah. You kind of have to beat yhe game again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't seen anything about the story yet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play 25% of the game
      >what the FRICK that's it??

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2B Blacked

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay but which one is Taro's magnum opus?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      any answer other than automata just means you don't know what magnum opus means. it doesn't mean "best".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently it is you that doesnt know what it means you illiterate ESL 3rd worlder

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >had to google it
          lol
          magnum opus is either their most influential work (no one is influenced by Taro, but Automata is still higher there than Nier) and a work that ties all their other ones together (which is again Automata.) cope and seethe.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(no one is influenced by Taro,

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one cares about indie shit. Taro has left no mark on the industry, just consumers. that's not me denigrating him just how it is.

              >and that 9S is the MC.
              >i am a raging autistic loser: the post
              Nier Automata has 3 different protagonists, none of them are "the" main character you literal fricking moron.

              you're playing with yourself. 9S is the center of the story. the 2's only exist to amplify his story.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not often that i get to bear witness to an unironic pseud midwit dunning kreuger poster child in the wild but nonetheless thank you anon for the laughs. I hope that when you go out your handler remembers to tie your shoes for you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all these buzzwords
                >not one counter
                I accept your concession.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one cares about indie shit
                That's where you're wrong. Indies care about indies. You won't see a small studio getting an inspiration from an AAA (unless they're fricking stupid).

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Indies care about indies
                my apologies to the 3 dudes making Taro inspired pixel shit but no, they are not indicative of a mark left on the industry. nor is a persons mark left on the cesspool we call the vidya industry indicative of their skill. you gays are just too touchy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only contrarian would answer replicant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      any answer other than automata just means you don't know what magnum opus means. it doesn't mean "best".

      Only contrarian would answer replicant

      well yeah it is Replicant, did the whole "see the same events but in other character's perspective" shtick first.
      a lot of platinum's devs liked Replicant as well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replicant. The story is much better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gestalt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gestalt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replicant. Automata is still good, just not for the same reasons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost every art of brother Nier has him holding that sick as frick sword
      >NOT IN THE FRICKING GAME
      Replicant can kiss my fricking ass.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Route B shows you the real events of Route A. Route A was the tutorial and the setup for the subversion when B pulls the blinders off you and reveals what really happened.
    It's also why the title card doesn't appear on screen until route B. Also 9S is the protagonist of the entire game,

    Route B is part of what makes nier so important in how it uses the medium. You play route B and get an entirely new experience of the events of route A - this can't be done in a movie or a tv show. You can't rewatch a TV show and suddenly have it be completely different.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't rewatch a TV show and suddenly have it be completely different.
      no but it's not actually that. it's the same principle as a TV episode about a surprise birthday where the MC thinks everyone forgot only for you to get snippets in the last half of people setting the party up.

      I agree that it's necessary for the narrative tho, that vidya is the superior medium, and that 9S is the MC. truthfully the game should end at B. frick all the melodrama that comes after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and that 9S is the MC.
        >i am a raging autistic loser: the post
        Nier Automata has 3 different protagonists, none of them are "the" main character you literal fricking moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Route A was the tutorial and the setup for the subversion when B pulls the blinders off you and reveals what really happened.

      But it's not really a revelation. It's all very obvious subtext in route A, you would have to be moronic to miss it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      B is part of what makes nier so important in how it uses the medium. You play route B and get an entirely new experience of the events of route A - this can't be done in a movie or a tv show. You can't rewatch a TV show and suddenly have it be completely different.
      You literally can...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't rewatch a TV show and suddenly have it be completely different.
      It is common for a show/movie/game to have hints toward the truth that you would only understand if you already knew the truth, as in a rewatch, you moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't rewatch a TV show and suddenly have it be completely different.
      Have you tried rewatching shows or rereading books?
      You can even see this in some text-heavy games.
      Context from what occurs in the future can heavily influence how you see a scene.

      A character being revealed to be seething to kill another can influence the early scenes as what seems like simple banter in the first run-through changes the context to the character barely holding it in.
      The issue is that you need decent writing to get this so that the scene feels good both when you first experience it and when you re-experience it.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Route B is literally 4 hours long AND kino homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Once you realize how broken hacking is I almost prefer it to 2B combat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not even the hacking, the music itself and just transitioning from the dynamic music into 8bit put a big ass smile on my face every time it happened

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how broken hacking is
        ??????
        >hack an enemy
        >have to play a shit no skill clunky minigame with two load screens to not actually instant kill, just cause a lot of damage to a single enemy with a hack
        >just button mash attacking let's you deal more damage faster to both single and multiple enemies
        >completely kills the flow of fights

        Even with a a hack build it's horrible and way worse than just attacking. I could almost forgive it if it didn't literally strip you of half your combos by taking away your ability to use a second weapon. I can see how you could enjoy this game but it's a case of the parts making a greater whole because both the combat and story suck ass and I say that as a fan

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the hacking minigames.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about my critique though? WHAT ABOUT MY CRITQUEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked route A. It was the one where you see all the locations for the first time, and it's the only one with high budget cinematic boss fights. It also tells a touching story with a satisfying ending. Route B's only contribution is giving some unneeded background to the villains and revealing the obvious twist. Route C just adds a series of video-gamey tower fights that remind me of Lost Ark and then dumps a whole lot of convoluted lore. We don't get a real follow-up on the story from route A, like the robots not wanting to fight and seeking out their own purposes in different ways, as the network just kills them and leaves. We never learn what happened with A2 and what makes her click. You expect to learn more about her through conversations with 2B inside her head, but there's only one such scene. Her character development is sudden and unearned. I finished the game recently and haven't yet organized my thoughts on it, but it had a very unsatisfying narrative after the first credit roll.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the main charact-ACK!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      UH OH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was so dumb
      e ending was the only thing dumber

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my second playthrough of nier replicant and got all the weapons including the DLC ones within my house. Do I really need to repeat gathering all the pieces and bosses? Hearing what the shades were saying is nice, but I'd like much more focus on Kaine and whatever it is prior to her shade possession that made her a freak to the villagers than just attempts to make me sympathetic towards monsters even if they weren't always that way. Is Emil also gay?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Emil also gay?
      Yes.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to insert my nose between her asscheeks and inhale as deeply as possible

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all your shit 3d renders pale in comparison to her perfectly sculpted in game ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the model straight ripped from the game

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replicant sucked. The only reason why people like it is the revelation that Nier killed humanity. 99% of the rest of the game is trash. Stop jerking to femboy Kaine and realize the truth.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suspiciously puff.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pack it up folks
    head ruined by a footgay

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer thin or thicc 2B?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thicc of course.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mod? Got more screenshots?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just give you the dude's profile.
        https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevil22019/users/86685?tab=user+files&BH=1
        He made similar mods to RE2 and 3 Remake, as well as Horizon and Code Vein.
        I know he has a Patreon but I've never seen what's in there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander is best that's all

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the SpongeBob route in Nier?
    Also I know 2b is an android but is she like entirely mechanical or somewhat biological?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiny butthole

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so far

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has such a perfect body bros.
    its truly amazing.
    reinstallan.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Commander is better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to impregnate 2B though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin delusional.

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