http://deltarune.com/dess
https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/
https://deltarune.com/tv/
https://deltarune.com/code/
https://deltarune.com/weather/
https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/
http://deltarune.com/chair
http://deltarune.com/secret
deltarune.com/egg/
https://bluebubble.rodeo/
https://deltarune.com/secretpipis/
https://deltarune.com/icee
https://deltarune.com/dog/
https://deltarune.com/sighting/
https://deltarune.com/changingroom/
https://deltarune.com/ramb/
https://deltarune.com/lancer
https://deltarune.com/man/
https://deltarune.com/december
https://deltarune.com/assets/images/tv2.gif (embed)
https://deltarune.com/blink
https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/
https://vocaroo.com/1g351Ub1Zzm9
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first for dicky
>he forgot a link
deltarune.com/sockguy
can someone give me a quick rundown on the sockman hype?
Man, things have slowed down as of recent.
https://deltarune.com/assets/images/eyes.png
ACTUAL NEW LINK https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/
Okay, how the FRICK was this found? There's no way this can be found through bruteforcing.
tl;dr
>say that shit has slowed down
>the newest page gets revealed literally right after
FRICKING KEK. I'm going to bed now.
I am scared of Kris even more now
We hit the next milestone
>https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/
Damn, Noelle is thirsty as frick. Jealous that Kris is getting the bully attention from Suz.
WHO WAS CONTROLLING KRIS BEFORE US?
Apparently Chad was.
>chad gets all the badass choices
>we get the pansy shit
why
cause we just frick up kris's life we cant even play the fricking piano.
There needs to be a reason why Kris hates us
you're literally controlling his body homie, thats enough reason for anyone to hate you
Maybe if he just did what I wanted and thought what I wanted and behaved how I wanted and relinquished all control to me like I wanted, we wouldn't have these problems. But Kris wants to be a special snowflake, so now I have to escalate the issue.
kris is just a fricking weirdo
I think they're just frickin weird
Chara
If this b***h XDs, XPs, OR X)s one more fricking time I am going to LOSE IT
X3
>*SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>is that... *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Horny doe
>Susie's been obsessed with Kris this whole time
Toby you got a good thing going here, don't frick it up with a rehash of Undertale
Noelle, I love you, but I also hate you so fricking much.
>But, Kris, with their gamer reaction speed X) Held up their notebook like a shield and blocked it diagonally, bouncing it into the air...
And actually CAUGHT the apple.
...
Then took a bite out of it.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FRICKING CHAD
>bringing his ma into it just because he styled on you and your apple
jesus, Susie
also makes me wonder what in the frick went down before to make people get this idea of Kris and his family
>kris threatened to shoot up the school
Based
Going for the High Score. Getting his own ED article.
What the frick did Kris say to Susie that made her run with her Barney Tail between her legs like a whipped prostitute?
"at least i have a family, dinoBlack person"
probably something like "Proceed"
Fricking kris styling on Susie like that. Tag: domination loss
What the frick is his endgame?
Dragon sexo
Monster
Girl
Pussy
I'm convinced that toby posted this to to pretend someone found the link because how the frick do you guess this
Black person LOOK at the WEBSITE
It's on the Engraved Wrist Watch
Black person im not toby
Dumbass click the products when we reach new goals then click blue words
Toby. If you EVER get the chance to get a character in Smash use Spamton.
ok so this is totally some like weird fake canon or what's really happening outside of kris's head thing? if it's the latter that's pretty lame, ngl
Thats terrifying. What the frick is his deal.
Then, when it finally went quiet,
Kris's mouth looked like it moved.
holy cringe
I'm very confident Toby wrote this shit back in 2012 and barely changed anything about it
What's Kris's secret that will definitely not be revealed at the end of chapter 5 as a cliffhanger?
Kris is 100% gunning for that dinussy.
>Kris canonically talks so quietly you can only hear anything if you're literally right next to him, hence why there isn't a text box when you make him say stuff.
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT.
>the whole biting scene in chapter 1 was just the latest in a series of increasing escalating incidents as Kris would just start fricking with Susie after which would piss her off and make her do worse shit to him each time to try to scare him and he would just make her frick off with his weird bullshit
really want to know what regular Kris is like, seems like a cool kid
I imagine him to have been like Curly from Hey Arnold.
>Kris frees the animals from the zoo
weird enough this was what i thought berdly sounds like
>That time he held up the school with dodgeballs
>Curly from Hey Arnold and the bully girl from Arthur as a dynamic duo/power couple
Bizarre to say the least
>Kris continues to counter troll Susie until she gets even more extreme in a public display
>It is at that moment he strikes
>Sweeps her off her feet
>"Give daddy some sugar!"
>Kisses her right in front of everyone
I could definitely see it.
>Kris goes the Genocide Route because Alphys forgot to make him Ball Monitor
Did anyone else feel like this was absolutely FERAL horny? Like fricking shit man Susie bearing her teeth and Kris pulling that fricking apple stunt. This kinda raw primal back and forth just BEGS for a fricking climax. They can't just kiss anymore, I'm not settling for just Krusie canon. They HAVE to frick.
Why do you think Chapter 5 is taking so long?
Toby's taking real care to animate the 37 minute sex scene
I'm sorry to inform you that Deltarune is not a hentai game and never will be.
The next game in the line after Undertale/Deltarune, titled "Nudealert", will be a porn game though.
nah it's gonna be called nutdealer
it just won't end up being about squirrels
touch grass or ass
eat the bugs or ugs
>all that sexual tension between normal kris and susie
holy fricking shit toby
I don't buy for a second that Toby writes shit like this and still wants us to think Kris isn't a dude.
The male kris pics are better than the female ones
If Deltarune released first instead of Undertale, Toby probably would have explicitly made Kris a boy
unfortunately the whole "the MC is basically (You) so they're any gender!" shtick is here to stay since self inserters would have a fit about representation or whatever
Which is funny because the whole point of Kris is that they AREN'T a self-insert and they resent you for acting like that's the case by hijacking their life.
The "they" thing is just pandering to the troony crowd.
the explicit horniness is noelle -> susie, and the possible implication of horniness is susie -> kris
kris -> anyone else in that story is nothing but terror
I am starting to feel like kris is toby's self insert but he can't give him a gender so its a whole, I have no mouth and I must scream type of thing
Toby straight up said that the scene where Susie bullies Kris from Ch1 was inspired by someone who bullied him. Take from this what you will.
i wouldn't say straight up self-insert but i agree on thinking kris has things in common with toby
it's only natural writers insert their own features onto their characters, sometimes subconsciously
both kris and toby are weirdos that play the piano
>Kris spends all his free time doing improv on the piano
>Kris uses apple-scented shampoo
Considering how moralhomosexual Undertale was I can't help but think of Kris as some sort of frick you to edgelords that will become apparent at the end of the story but at the same time it seems too easy and I hope there's something deeper to him.
All of the Lightner protagonists (Kris, Susie, Noelle) have some serious issues. Good ending is you helping them overcome those issues. Bad ending is you derailing everything and getting everyone killed for your own amusement. The obvious "concept" behind the game is about you, as the player, holding dominion over the playable character (Kris) and the consequences.
Pretty sure if toby lost his credibly because he accidentally said Black person or something he might as well just turn detlarune into a monster VN or something
>Kris's mouth looked like it moved.
>To be honest, moved so slightly, I couldn't even tell if they said something, or what, but whatever it was, Susie's attitude... suddenly completely changed.
Did Kris pull a Heero?
No he probably just said "Like yours"
>no u
"no u" would be a pretty effective comeback if someone whos parents abandoned them said your parents are going to abandon you
So Susie's parents abandoned her, cool to know.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOO THE PURPLE DINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! FRICK YOU TOBY GIMME MY KRUSIE
I believe
>anons want this face staring them down as they cum
Uh, yes?? What could even be hotter
You don't want a set of predatory fangs and a pair of glowing yellow reptilian eyes staring you down man. That shit brings out a primal feeling.
That's exactly the point, how can you really be sure you're alive if you don't feel like you're on the verge of dying?
Those adrenaline junkie morons who jump cars over the grand canyon and shit like that were actually onto something this whole time
I think that's just you, my man
You don't know what I want!
This feels like reading those old rebbecca sugar blogs, weird.
Toby grew up in the shadow of andrew hussy, which meant that most of his contacts were early tumblr girls.
I mean I did it, I'm a shitty zoomer who was to young for that shit and I have a form of nistolga for this kind of shit.
Yeah zoomzoom but you didn't hang with the prepubescent girls who ran those blogs. It's one thing to read a creatives blog and another to hang with a 16 year old tumblrette
And living though the 60s was great unless you actually lived though it. I get it this kind of rose tinted glasses of the past where you look back and say "man I wish I lived though that" is bullshit and it usually always sucked, I just have those for that generation like your age group has for the 90s-80s or whatever.
>those old rebbecca sugar blogs
I'm an OG SUgay yeah I know, don't care and I do not remember that shit. Any links/archives still up?
YOU SHOULD have a nice day, NOW!!!!
https://web.archive.org/web/20041204113213/http://www.auras.com/RRS/toldyou.html
>https://web.archive.org/web/20041204113213/http://www.auras.com/RRS/toldyou.html
KEK, now I remember. Thanks anon.
first for Rune Buster is Toby's best song
What the frick is happening why are there suddenly a ton of hidden pages
IT'S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/
>IT'S HERE
IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE
IT'S HERE
>https://deltarune.com/assets/images/tv2.gif
where does this even embed?
There's a page with the TV, potentially there
https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/
>After the bell rang, as usual, everyone rushed to see who could get out of class first. I stayed behind a bit to help Alphys put away some books (and look for some mysteriously missing supplies X) ). Meanwhile, Kris was still asleep, face-down on a totally blank notebook page, and for some reason, Susie... hadn't left either. She was just sitting there... staring at Kris's head. Sniffing it...??? (Wonder if she'd like scented candles? X) )
>Even then, what were they thinking about me?
>Maybe they weren't thinking about me at all.
>They didn't have a piano at their house, so they probably just came over to use mine.
>Even then, with my eyes open, there were times when I wasn't even sure if we were friends.
>But when I closed my eyes,
>it felt like a concert just for me.
I am in fricking pain
So, that new girl I keep talking about?
She really, really, REALLY hates Kris.
And you know what's weird? Literally ONLY Kris seems oblivious to this. Or, no. Are they oblivious? They're literally getting bullied! Do they just... not care? Then again, who knows what Kris is thinking. I just don't get why they don't tell their mom.
OR, BETTER, switch seats with me, like I keep saying lol. I guess they just don't want to be at the front of the class? But... She doesn't EVER bully me, EVEN when there'd be a HUGE opportunity to, so... Come on, switch seats, everyone would be safer that way X)
Like, you're not going to believe what happened today. lol
After the bell rang, as usual, everyone rushed to see who could get out of class first. I stayed behind a bit to help Alphys put away some books (and look for some mysteriously missing supplies X) ). Meanwhile, Kris was still asleep, face-down on a totally blank notebook page, and for some reason, Susie... hadn't left either. She was just sitting there... staring at Kris's head. Sniffing it...??? (Wonder if she'd like scented candles? X) )
Eventually I started to leave too (I even almost said bye this time), but I was a bit worried about Kris, so I stayed outside the classroom to... umm, watch? X) I had to stay totally out of sight, Holiday family ninja style, since Susie didn't seem like she was going to do anything until she made sure I was gone.
After a while, Susie got up, knocking her chair over. She jumped into Ms. Alphys's seat and put her shoes up on the desk, getting dirt everywhere. (I just know I'm going to have to clean that. X) )
She grabbed the apple Berdly had given Alphys a few days ago (you know, one of the ones she has literally never eaten X) ), held it up, and started talking.
"Hey, idiot."
Kris didn't look up.
"HEY IDIOT!"
Kris still didn't look up!
"KRIS!"
Kris looked up. Susie rolled her eyes and showed all of her horrible and very cool teeth.
(cont next post)
"Nice shampoo. Apple flavor, right? Better be careful about wearing that around me."
Then she BIT THE WHOLE APPLE IN HALF! Including the core. She even ate the seeds, which, um, contain arsenic if you didn't know. X) Don't eat those Susie... anyway, Kris didn't react, so she continued.
"Keep smelling like apples... you might end up like this."
Kris didn't react.
"Bitten..." she pointed to the apple. "In HALF."
There was like, the MOST awkward silence... and then...
Snickering.
But it wasn't Susie...
No, it was Kris, just barely stifling some laugh.
Did they think that was some kind of weird joke...? X)
WHATEVER it was, Susie must have thought she was getting made fun of, because she immediately just LAUNCHED the apple right at kris.
But, Kris, with their gamer reaction speed X) Held up their notebook like a shield and blocked it diagonally, bouncing it into the air...
And actually CAUGHT the apple.
...
Then took a bite out of it.
Gosh, though, did that make Susie mad.
"You little..."
She ran over and grabbed Kris by the hair, staring into their face. REALLY close. I froze. I knew that if I didn't do anything, Kris would get hurt, or worse, but something inside me just... froze! I just stood there, holding my breath. And Susie kept talking.
"One day, your mom's gonna get sick of you, you little freak. And as soon as that happens..."
Susie laughed. I felt genuinely sick.
"Someone might make you disappear. And she'll finally realize how happy she was without you."
But after all that,
Kris didn't say anything at all.
Susie EXPLODED.
"SAY SOMETHING, YOU IDIOT!!!"
It felt like her voice echoed around the room forever.
Then, when it finally went quiet,
Kris's mouth looked like it moved.
(cont next post)
To be honest, moved so slightly, I couldn't even tell if they said something, or what, but whatever it was, Susie's attitude... suddenly completely changed.
She let go of Kris, backing off quickly, then left the room in such a hurry, she easily would have won today's "leaving first" race.
I REALLY wish I could have seen her reaction, but I was so scared she would see me that I literally just jumped into my locker X)
In the end all I could see through the little slats was her shape from behind, going towards the entrance of the school with her head held low.
Finally, I heard the entrance door close.
I sighed, and suddenly all that frozen feeling that had built up in my chest flew out of my body all at once. "Holy cheese and crackers!" I said to myself. I almost started laughing from relief.
Then suddenly, my locker's door flung open.
Kris was standing there.
I started to stutter hello, and they just slowly, slowly shut the door on me and left.
WELL...
THAT JUST HAPPENED. LOL X)
I ordered apple shampoo, maybe if I wear it too she won't bother Kris as much X*~~*~~*~~)
>that frozen feeling
Kris wants to frick the Dinosaur
IT'S LITERALLY CANON NOW
>To be honest, moved so slightly, I couldn't even tell if they said something, or what, but whatever it was, Susie's attitude... suddenly completely changed.
>She let go of Kris, backing off quickly, then left the room in such a hurry, she easily would have won today's "leaving first" race.
Did Kris say "ur a gayet" to Susie?
>And she'll finally realize how happy she was without you
I can be the only one who finds that phrasing weird
It's projection, mate. Her parents were trash and abandoned her.
Susie projecting her own abandonment issues, probably
Based on how she interacted with Toriel, we know that Susie must have had Toriel as a teacher in the past, right? She clearly seems to know her well. But that story seems to say that she's a "new girl". Is this story supposed to take place when everyone was still in Mrs. Toriel's class? Or did she move away for a while?
Did she say this because she was jealous that Toriel adopted a human instead of her? Susie seems like she would love to be adopted by goat mom
>Is this story supposed to take place when everyone was still in Mrs. Toriel's class?
Noelle mentions Alphys.
if Susie is "new" in Alphy's class then why does she treat Toriel like a drill instructor?
Maybe Toriel is the only adult who treated her like she was a kid, rather than a menace.
Susie doesn't Toriel to get mad and forbid Kris from seeing her.
Kris's family is well-known in town and Toriel especially is known and respected/feared by everyone in school
Toriel teaches the young children, she wouldn't have taught Susie. Susie respects her as a mother, she says as much to Kris in Chapter 1. Again, almost definitely has her own mommy issues.
woah calm down with the racism susie
Frick me this is hot
I never expected the Foxman to straight up start writhing smut.
This shit is getting wild.
/biz/gay here
I will still donate the remainder to the 150k goal if someone gets quads in a deltarune thread. It might be 2000 if you hurry up and push the ticker to
I thought we couldn't get quads.
HOLY SHIT
We can if they're all zeroes, which YOU got close to dingus
well you just got trips but were also one off from over 9000
800 more posts anons
rollin for quads
>every time a Ganker thread ends a new page gets posted
there's no fricking way he's not here. you can't leave, toby. you're here forever.
It's based on the money raised. The threshold was reached to reveal the new items, which contained the link
I WANT THE FAMOUS SKELETON FUNNY SONG BALL
Watch it be a Prunsel ball
God I hope so
WHAT THE FRICK DID KRIS SAY TO SUZIE
Whatever it was, it made her SO fricking wet she had to emergency exit
>double dinoBlack person
>"at least I can afford shampoo"
something that scared her, probably the whole "why does kris sound so scary" thing from the snowgrave route
>something
>"Bite me."
“Harder mommy”
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly that's probably an accurate guess, it feels in-character for Susie to nope the frick out after realizing that her bullying is making Kris horny instead of scared
Its normal behaviour cause kris makes me horny
sneed
no u
"ayy lmao"
>Human
>4 fingers
Why
this is so offputting
"don't forget"
Entire world of Deltarune is a false vision of Kris? Are we only seeing it through his eyes the way he wants to see it?
Lynchian
that is such a lame and trite twist I really hope that isn't what it ends up being
>There is a small shard of something in your pocket.
>It feels like glass, but...
for some reason this is making me imagine some kind of Eren Yeager ass ending for Kris
Some kind of unreliable reality thing going perhaps?
read the second word
Mario if he real
I figure he probably just said to go ahead and kill him and she could tell he was serious
"Do it" takes minimal mouth movements
Something along the lines of "Do it" or "So?".
Basically show he gives absolutely zero shits about the scenario she just gave
The Black person word
garbage noise
>"Someone might make you disappear. And she'll finally realize how happy she was without you."
They said "she was" "she already did". Kris was dead all along, anon. Let it go.
This is completely possible, but it's also possible that he just said the equivalent of "you're right" or "we'll see".
Something fricked up is happening, that's for sure
>we'll see
That would make a lot of sense. He said something suicidal and she understood she was fricking up big time by picking up on him. So the fake bully act is her literally just trying to be friends with Kris but fricking up because she's Susie.
ur a gayet
Maybe something along the lines of "that what happened to you?"
Or maybe they were using the "terrifying" voice?
Real Kris is way cooler than Kris when we're controlling him
Noelle is a lot more important than I thought she'd be...
>vessel creation screen puts her in the same category as kris and susie
>only non-returning character mentioned but still unseen are her sister and her mother
>the entirety of chapter 2
The writing has been on the wall for a long time, anon.
why does susie hate kris so much??
hes weird and she doesnt understand him
Can you do the whole gif bigger instead of just the spin?
What the frick is Toby doing
KRUSIE REAL
KRUSIE REAL
KRUSIE REAL
KRUSIE REAL
i SEE that little smirk there you little fricker
>Kris bit the same apple that Susie bit
Krusiegays are gonna have a field day I bet
Susie's saliva entered Kris's mouth.
Oh her saliva's been a couple other places on chris if you catch my meaning
if you're picking up what i'm putting down
if we're tracking
if you've been following
if
What the frick does this entail
Spamton will preform and officiate your wedding!
>Prize #37: 1x Engraved Wedding Ring (approx. value: $113.65)
https://spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/prizes/weddingring-header.png
can't wait for the 200000 dollar threshold to be surpassed and we discover it's a cool $1,000,000 to marry or have a body pillow of spamton.
Why do people like the awful bowser recolor character
>kris' piano playing has been fricked up since before chapter 1
>kris was acting like a knight before chapter 1
THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE CONTROLLING KRIS
There are two souls: (us,) and (not us)
>kris is not two, but three homies
Not just two homies... three homies.
>TWo [AFRICAN GENTLEMAN] taking a [Ride Around TOwn] in their [KRISKUNDERO]
he isn't being controlled, he is naturally like this
How was Kris acting like a Knight exactly? I'm too delirious from all the shitposting to have noticed it, if it's not him styling on the Purple Dragon Dino
https://deltarune.com/blink/
has anyone tried translating the blinks to morse?
it's random.
Wait so let me get this straight, Noelle fricking around made her accidentally create Spamton?
Spamton mailed her the code that ended up creating pipis in her game
No, Spamton already existed. He just sent her a mod that put pipis in her game.
She raised the pipis
ahe's spamton's hoichi mama now, it's canon
pipis is noelle and spamton's child
Noelle and him made babies pipis apparently
>the Pipis in Spamton's fight are the eggs Noelle kept throwing away in her game
god damn if Toby had this shit planned out from the start, color me impressed
Spamton helped Noelle create Spamton.
No, really.
Spamton is one of only 3 enemies who uses the "element 6" damage type for his attacks, which is resisted with the Mannequin and Frayed Bowtie. The other two enemies are Tasque and Tasque Manager, who share the cat element.
>they raised the goal from 200k to 250k
c**ts
Surely we'll reach the donation goal right?
Doug Walker
Tobert is camouflaging the newer links now after we found bluecircle too early. We need to try using l33t grammar to try to find new pages.
Susie is flirting with Kris in a Helga Palaki kind of way
so is the susie sprite blinking in morse code?
Jesus what the frick did kris say to susie to shut her down like that? And why does susie know shit about kris mom
in the snowgrave route or whatever there's a line from noelle about how kris' voice sounded terrifying when he said "proceed". it was speculated that she was hearing the player's voice or something like that. maybe the same thing is happening here
KRIS LITERALLY SWALLOWED SUSIE'S SALIVA
WHAT THE FRICK IS TOBY DOING
This is Toby's way of saying "you know what I just realized Suselle sux, you guys were right I'm gonna pander to you from now on"
>Kris has indirectly kissed Susie
NOELLE IN SHAMBLES
It's doever, deergays
Is that literally a self insert for a furry character? My God you guys are cringe closet furries as frick.
think that's supposed to be Kris, its just drawn horribly
On the contrary, this is where it really begins. The deer is for (you).
>hi-fiving Kris while he fricks Susie and you frick Noelle
I just discovered whatever this is
how much have I missed
why is toby giving huge lore dumbs for what is just a charity thing
because he has no idea how to incorporate this lore into the actual game but wants to get it out there
The charity thing is just an excuse for lore dumping
He's already said he's not releasing the next chapters this year, this is probably his way to build hype for the next 3 months at least
gotta keep up interest in a game that's not coming out for another year or so
Deltarune's story is already written, so Toby has time to write about dumb bullshit like this
It's like the Undertale alarm clock stuff
After reading this I am certain the real reason Deltarune Asgore and Toriel got separated is that she caught him cheating on her with Rudolph
Has to maintain interest to keep the fanbase from dying.
Good, he's continuing to learn from Homestuck's failures.
>better outrun my gun
new spamton image
https://twitter.com/Fangamer/status/1571333202085441536
handsome creature
spigot without his hat
>HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS
Im gonna BAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Anon you fricking druggo
krusie gays would never
Please don't bring any basement dwelling tumblrinas to the only good place to discuss deltarune
Hey wait a second...
https://deltarune.com/doe/
FRICK!
The best candidate for a new banner I've seen in a long time
10000 hours in MS paint
kino
Oh I get it it's Jockington
Why is Jockington a special user?
What Kris told Susie was ________________The Game__________
I sincerely hope you die a very painful death
I'm sure that's exactly what Susie was thinking while walking out of the school.
I want to hug. Noelle
only good noelle post itt
>next goal 250k
TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>some moron is going to pay 5 figures for a spamton painting
when the game is finished the buyer be somewhere between millionaire and worthless [[Big Shot!]] and [[Little Sponge]], if you will.
Toby god bless you for referencing Tails Gets Trolled in fricking 2022
>Toby god bless you for referencing Tails Gets Trolled in fricking 2022
He referenced 'High Shovel' during the 6th anniversary stream last year. We've known he likes his TGT for some time.
where?
where?
I wish Susie was real and also my gf 🙁
https://deltarune.com/chair/
what the hell does this one mean?
keep clicking it anon
It spooked the shit outta me when I saw the spamton eyes I wasn't expecting it
click and drag the chair, anon
Chairiel taunting us by living each day with Toriel's massive milf ass in his face
It seems to imply dark worlds can be made even darker. Either by visiting them at night (which is how Chapter 3 starts) or by making a fountain inside one (what Berdly was about to do)
>the old song coming from the sea
>ocean.ogg
>the audio on this is water.ogg
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TOBYYYYYY
Guys i'm late to the party, what is happening?
Kris is becoming more powerful
Charity event thing that also includes a bunch of lore shit, we just finished finding out that Kris was apparently 10 times cooler when we weren't at the helm.
is it just me or are those eyes in the middle of spamton's glasses?
the mona lisa painting implies Spamton has eyes
Frick you frogposter
So close anon
Damn... You didn't get it but I'm still proud of you anon
FRICK
YOU QUADRUPLE Black person
god dammit
Sorry I stole your thunder, bro
>phone gay fricked everything up
Of course
>mobileposter
i'm going to rape you
Bring it, b***h.
I wan fuk dino
Source?
Ignitioncrisis
>kris x susie
cringe
>kris x noelle
cringe
>noelle x susie
cringe
>kris x susie x noelle
B-B-B-BASED
factual and true and correct
take it to /vg/ pedo furries
this, the blacked "human'd" tards are at full force self inserting. buncha self inserters cringe shit
The mad deergays are how you can tell it's working
>mad deergays
homie the frick im just here for deltarune not furry shit
OK
I wonder how everyone else would react to the little abominations these two will make
It's a world of monsters, they're ALL abominations
Whatever disgusting atrocities against nature resulted would be right at home
is it just me or is the funny skeletonmoving to the back of the list each tier
The frick did kris say?
why is everyone saying the goal is 250k now, it's still 200k on mine
ANON RUN YOU ARE IN THE ERASED TIMELINE THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU
https://tiltify.com/+fangamer/spamton-sweepstakes
200k is the next goal, 250k is the end
every 50k takes about 2.8 hours
go to sleep
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A [Cube]!
I'M [Cube] SPAMTOOOON!!!
ROUXLS CARD CH.3 BATTLE THEME
https://vocaroo.com/1mm4uWqRi0xK
Ask me things about chapter 3 or for more music I guess
Post the last field theme of Chapter 3.
a lot of people can make fanmusic anon
give us some of le chapter 3 secret boss music
this sounds like shit, thats how i know youre bullshitting. toby would never craft a mess like this.
Am in the only one that hates purple bowser
Reminder
people really want to frick gender bent barney the dinosaur, don't they
I hope they don't get together just to spite selfinsertgays
same
I think the dynamic they have is extremely interesting even if it's not romantic, Kris clearly knew something about her that made them like her even before we arrived. Timeloop shenanigans?
I fricking love Kris so much bros. I just replayed the end of the snowgrave route and I forgot how kino it was. I can't wait for the next chapters.
spotted in the mona spamton bids
HE PULLS THE STRINGS THAT MAKE THEM RING
IT'S PAYNE
Is that Jerma
I want to play Cat Petterz 2
The midi songs on the donation page are really good
this may be nothing but https://deltarune.com/vermin
That's just the regular 404 page
nah the usual 404 has a different title, that means that something will eventually be here i think because this is what popped up just before the sweepstakes were ready
It has the same page title for me
Same "room_dogcheck" title
https://deltarune.com/404
dont let these shenanigans distract you from the fact the tv will turn on at exactly 2am
>Can't enter the sweepstakes because I'm not in the US
FRICK
what is the significance of /chair having spamton's eyes?
I am becoming a schizo...
spamton wants you to sit on his face
>Sit on his face
>That nose
exactly
You heard the [sad shell of a man], come to [Papi] and get your [free rectal consultation]!
I'm getting sleepy
See you tomorrow, Ganker
Is it possible to have a DR thread without there being nothing but cringelords and obvious children everywhere?
No, why?
Of course not.
>wheredothinkweare.jpg
if you are younger than 35 you need to gtfo this site
Only real losers allowed
35? You keep right along movin' yourself, youngin!
it spawned from undertale which drew it's fanbase from homestuck, there was never any hope for it
No. Shipgays will always be a cancer on these threads.
It's impossible to have any Ganker thread without those things
No, you keep showing up in every one.
ha sipppppppppppppp
>https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/
Chars looking mighty dapper
How did people even find the last webpage?
moron
I don't know how many times it has to be said, but there are links right on the fricking charity page when you click on the prizes
So I've been in here for an hour or so thinking this is some big ARG hunt when actually people are just waiting for Toby to drop the next link?
some of the links were found early by testing shit out. also a bunch of the links are hidden on the website.
depends on if there's something going on with the piano spam on the kris_dreemurr_kris page.
Well yes and no
Blink
and bluecircle were found before they were posted, but also, Toby MIGHT be here.
>200K FOR 2 OTHER MERCH
>250K FOR 2 FINAL MERCH
>300K FOR CHAPTERS 3 & 4 VERY SOON
>CHAPTER 5 RELEASED LATER WITH 6 & 7
>IF NOT MET, CHAPTERS 3, 4 & 5 RELEASE TOGETHER NEXT YEAR
Are you ready ?
>Then suddenly, my locker's door flung open.
>Kris was standing there.
>I started to stutter hello, and they just slowly, slowly shut the door on me and left.
???
He's JRPG protag he just compulsively checks every single container he can find.
Id check Noelle´s container and by that I mean her DEER PUSSY
kris is a metal gear solid npc
kris decided to inspect the locker for le funny dialogue
you would do the same
100% in character
fricking chad
A display of dominance. Kris was saying to her "I knew you were watching the whole time"
>don't touch my dinosaur
>"Yeah you watch us your horny little b***h..."
"Boy am I glad berdly's frozen in there, and we're out here, and he's effectively braindead, and we're braindead out here, and we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here."
8/10 made me smirk
And I'm the sheriff
>Then suddenly, my locker's door flung open.
>Kris was standing there.
>I started to stutter hello, and they said...
>"Am I glad that you're frozen in here and that I'm out here and that you're the ANGEL and that I'm frozen out here and that I'm in there and--I JUST REMEMBERED I'm out here. What I wanna know is, where's the reindeer?"
Was it autism?
QRD?
Toby Fox is running his own kind of MK Ultra experiment to give us all brain damage
The good threads are the lore related threads with people making wild guesses about burgerpants and everyman
I hate that I have work in the morning. Deltarune threads like this are fun.
Do your odds of winning anything from the charity go up if the amount you donate is higher?
Cant i just donate 1 dollar
you can sign up for free
Where do you sign up for free?
$pamton $weepstakes
NO [Money down]? NO [Problem]! EVEN A [Little Worm] LIKE YOU CAN GET [W1ld Pr1z3s] AND WIN!!!
ENTER HERE NOW!!!!
FREEE!!!!!!!!
(you) dont
no, thanks to legal shenanigans sweepstakes have to be equal between free entries and money entries, as that'd make them otherwise a lottery or raffle which have way harsher restrictions
POST ON TWITTER ALREADY SPAM[[Black person]]
What did Toby MEAN by this?
cuz they're FRUITY hahahaha
christmas cake
Some fruitcake has rum in it
SPAMTON ANSWER A FRICKING QUESTION ALREADY
>Toby intentionally planned to have it this weekend on a saturday night so Spamton will answer all the questions you ask him in game and all the dialog would still be appropriate and what people asked
im having a stroke trying to decipher what the frick you just wrote
Spamton in game say you're "All alone on a saturday night".
It's a saturday night.
Toby is literally just going to post in game dialog and played everyone like a damn fiddle.
nta, chapter 3 is coming very soon and the dates fit. spamton will answer to the questions in-game and it'll fit cause in the story it'll be the right day
toby seems pretty adamant about nothing happening regarding the games release until next year. i highly doubt this is the case.
Three months.
trust the plan?
Yes.
This, no one was expecting the next update for this year, even with the whole team thing it just didn't fit the pacing so far.
>chapter 3 is coming very soon
Who's gonna tell him
anon that wasn't a brainblast that was a stroke
you used ONE EMAIL RIGHT you LITTLE NON CHEATING GOOD BOYS?
Yep.
Only one
I would use all 150 of my e-mails if I was a burger
>click on the Berdly statue
Wh-what did Toby mean by this?
SEX GOD BERDLY
>STILL FRAGRANT WITH [smoking hot a$$] FROM [Her Royalty's Personal Collection]
IMAGINE THE FRICKING SMELL BROS
I want Queen to sit on my face
The dream is real still
Kris knows Undyne is meant for Asgore.
Chapter 3 tv world's schizo boss is jerma. just hyperphotorealistic jerma.
Chapter 3's schizo boss will use donation messages from this as attacks
Every game will just copy Nier Automata and have you fight credits and other players have to help you
BUT WHAT ABOUT JEVIL JWEEPSTAKES?
jevil died
both spamton and jevil are in my inventory
corpse
Devils knife smiles though, so no corpse.
corpse
I can do anything!
I can even fricking die!
Here I go!
*dies*
It was cancelled for being too chaotic
The Secret Boss of Chapter 3 is based on radio
Radio gets revenge on Video for killing its star.
MTV
*sipppppp*
The Secret Boss of Chapter 3 is based on my aunt
toby fox here can confirm thhis is 100% true
It's pretty likely toby has seen that pic and partaken in the "my aunt" memes
Mother fricker STOP
Is this anything or have these threads all day been a whole lot of nothing?
The game isn't coming out for another year, right?
lore and music
We're not getting the next batch until the next anniversary at the absolute earliest, Toby's just compensating this year with a dev update and lore galore.
earliest date is next year
that's like 3 months
doubt he'll be a daft c**t and release it right on first jan or some shit but you get it
We got some previews and neat side materials with lore/character building
theorygays have been guessing anything from TWO MORE WEEKS TRUST THE PLAN to somewhere within the next 6 months.
6th april
Pretty much nothing, there was some chapter 3 stuff revealed during the start of the sweepstakes but everything else that's come out is just official fiction of lore that probably won't be in the game
chapter 3 is coming in december
HOLY SHIT
alright thanks toby can't wait
Scott Cawthon here, can confirm this is fake.
FRICK
Fight.
I'm Henry Firth
Could you please sit down?
HEY
You don't talk to my wife like that!
HEY
you don't talk to my wife like that
No more hugs, Ralsei.
YOU OWE ME
WOOOAAAAWH
yeehaw
I'M COMING IN DECEMBER
HOLIDAY'S CORPSE ASS
THE FRICK RUDY GON' DO
Die in the hospital from prolapse assgore gave him.
>Asgore fricking up in the force was a scapegoat planted by Mrs. Holiday to hide the fact her husband got RAILED to terminal condition by BIG BOSS MONSTER wiener
Yes, very true.
Please view my new videos. Haha
I know he said not this year but I don't see how he doesn't release it then
I guess that means Dec '23 though
Guess you guys will be looking for something to play in the meantime huh? I have just the game for you...
Frick off Toddton
Hey everyone. Sonic here. Hey I just wanna say I hope you're enjoying my game and you don't get stressed. This is to make you happy.
MAMA MIA! Sonic your games are-a trash, stop-a shilling your garbage games!
bump
Where's C Wizzy when you need him.
Thats pretty good Anon.
Black person
Oh hell naw you b***h-ass cracka you can't say that shit to my homie Mario ever again you hear me?
December 2023 sounds plausible actually
SPAMTON ITS BEEN 45 MINUTES ANSWER A FRICKING QUESTION
Toby's desperately trying to find a question that is not shit.
He needs to answer at least 5 and so far he has none.
The regret of asking Twitter is quickly setting it.
how is asking about the voice in BIG SHOT bad?
i am joe biden and i can attest to that
Is the code one from noelle’s dead sister and beardley?
What prize do you guys want to win?
cookie.
I want Noelle's watch.
Ralsei plush
Queen’s ass juice
Wristwatch.
watch would be funny i think
The superbowl pipis ring
I need a new shower rug
Anything that's not the fricking cardboard box lol feel bad for the unlucky SOB who wins that
I NEED the worm
Yo, does anyone have any leads on where the hell pic. related could come from? I've been checking over the https://deltarune.comGanker pages coding over and over but I'm no closer to figuring out how to get it to appear proper.
remember that it's not over yet, there's still 4 more merch and there's that livestream happening at 6pm sunday
wait frick there's a livestream?
6pm on what timezone?
pdt
PDT https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1570311363414851587
people added 2 to the filename
Shit like this is why deltarune or undertale will never seperate from homestuck. its impossible to not see it as another homestuck MSpaint story
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
That's the pitch I use to describe why I like the games so much. Feels like it accomplishes the whole meta-analysis of storytelling thing but much tighter and faster than Homestuck does. It's smaller in scope and easier to wrap your head around. But the deep lore is still there if you go looking for it.
HOLY SHIT GUYS NO WAY
SCRIMBLO IS CONFIRMED TO BE IN CHAPTER 3
absolute fricking chad
sports is connected to Ball which is the only way the player hears about the SOUL virtues in Undertale.
It's all coming together....
>people who wrote like that got tons of friends
>I never could
🙁
the egg is how the player is going to communicate and prove to the characters that they ARE in fact in a video game
https://www.ebay.com/itm/115529900109
>related items
>kris to susie
Wrong thread moron (I'm taking that ozen tho)
Any draw suggestions
susie smelling kris' sleeping head
spamton answering a single fricking qna question after a full hour has gone by
thank you i smiled big
BAHAHAHAHA
The heart dunking Kris in the cage
Kris looking at susie devilishly while eating half an apple
The hivemind has decreed it
kris eating the apple susie threw while she looks pissed
You do know she wasn't actually pissed she was probably just flustered but since Noelle doesn't realize Suize has a crush on Kris she interpreted it as her getting mad.
Kris looking at noelle and fawning over her outside of her window
me hugging noelle X)
kris in tux playing piano
>noelle's cat petterz pipis egg multiplied out of control until her game crashed and she had to reboot it
>gaster's eggs he gives you seem to multiply when you put them where they belong (iirc the one you put into asgore's fridge turns into two under certain conditions)
are we going to crash the fricking deltaruneverse with eggs?
If the simulation theory becomes true I'm going to riot.
>the way to access the true final area is by first crashing the simulation through egg duplication
Holy shit
Toby's apology for donating to BLM, just inserts Moonman into his game.
ytmnd energy is solid
noelle's dad is going to die
she will be cucked, doubly so by both of her friends fricking each other
she kills her back up friend
and her mom is a total b***h
also her sister is missing
when does the suffering end
When she accepts her role as Kris' loyal pet.
die
based as frick, frick the deer, we're having venison tonight
I can fix her. I can make her stronger. Everybody else is dragging her down.
maybe it's the way youre dressed
STILL THE BEST
1973
So are they supposed to be Daisuke Jigen?
why is spades slick so cool bros
Frick you, now I'm pissed about what happened to Homestuck again.
I'm wondering if tvland and the shadowmen are gonna further play into Kris's self hatred of how he's not a monster like the rest of the town.
DAMN YOU TOBY
>Shadowmen
>ICEE
I'm pretty sure there will be a cryptid subtheme to one of the chapters at this point.
right click the candle video, open it in another tab and unmute it
Why
plays big shot chiptune
what candle video?
I wish we could kill berdley again
I need your fattest Suzie art RIGHT NOW
Fat in what way?
EXACTLY in that way
more fat tit jugs
love big titty susie!!!!
>All the gays ITT pretending Deltarune is some hentai dating sim
>When the message of the game is the antithesis of using characters for your personal interest
They're all going to end up friends and nothing more by the end. b***h and moan about it, Black folk
By the end I will fully corrupt and acquire doe pussy.
I know they are going to end up friends. That doesn't mean I can't still have my fun with it.
god i wish you were right, toby doesn't has the balls
>All the gays ITT pretending Deltarune is some hentai dating sim
Point to ninety seven posts that have claimed such a thing
Look at any post that has to do with shipping, or delusional snowgravegays. The irony is completely lost on them, as is their braincells.
I don't see how those have anything to do with VNs
People don't usually talk about them until they're finished with them
I mean it's not like I'll stop making porn of them being romantically interested in eachother as they rawdog it through the night.
GOOD MORNING
ANYTHING NEW IN THE LAST EIGHT HOURS??
no
NOPE
weird audio in the candle video
No
no way this isn't sarcastic but anyway
>toby did a charity event
>you can pay to donate
>you can enter sweepstakes for free, if youre in the US you can have a tiny change for free merch for them
>if you wanna burn money you can try the big shot auctions for a spamton-lisa painting or a berdly godl statue
>each new goal adds things for the sweepstakes
>the site is full of little secrets and links which lead to new lore stuff and other easter eggs/sneek peeks, kind of like a tiny ARG
>
KRIS IS A SUPER MEGA GIGACHAD THUNDERwiener AND SUSIE GETS FRICKING WET
https://files.catbox.moe/iae0uu.mp3
😀
fake and gay
>still seething beyond lunacy
yikes and cringepilled
AHHHHHHH GO FASTER
secretly ive been the only one donating this whole time
i will now refund all of them
What the frick is this red thing in the reflection of the Berdly statue? It looks like an 8-bit rose.
it's fricking NUBERT
MY MAN
>it actually is
oh my fricking god MY MAN IS HERE
MY MAN!
It's Nubert, how could you forget /ourguy/?
I never finished chapter 2, I saw there was a sweepstakes going on and thought nothing of it and then I come on Ganker and suddenly the Deltarune site turns into a maze and I don't know what to think
So did this classroom drama happen at the beginning of Chapter 2 after Kris fell asleep or is this something Chapter 3?
Does Susie really know about Kris eating the pie and slashing the tires?
Anon, I'm pretty sure it happened at the very least months if not years before Chapter 1.
It happened before the events of Chapter 1 most likely. Susie's always been the class bully and Kris has always been the weird kid that Susie fails to get a reaction out of.
It's obviously before the game starts, Susie is "new" and hostile toward Kris, Noelle doesn't have (conscious) feelings for her yet
the internet is down for all of chapters 1 and 2
I'd guess it happened before the events of the 1 chapter, everything else that we've seen of the two in 3-4-5 seems there getting really close to one another. This seems like Suisie isn't used to Kris company like the end of Chapter 2. Beging of chapter 2 also can't work because the way they talked make it seem that they hadn't talk since the end of 1.
I went and got food did the Q/A happen or what
its 12 AM im going the frick to sleep. good luck guys 🙂
same, I hope there will be something for me to catch up on tomorrow, but not too much that I end up missing all the fun parts
>tree page
>inpsect element, remove tree
Funny
THIS MAY BE HARD TO HEAR
BUT ALL THE BANDS YOU LIKE ARE PRETTY QUEER
new
Omg sports! Hiiiiiiiii!
qrd? just got here and i haven't followed anything this week
>THEY
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>THEIR>THEY
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Anon let me help you out
>Remember when frisk had they/them.their shit? Frickers went ahead and assumed its a girl
>Remember when we had lamb from cult of the lamb who was ambigious? Same frickers went ahead and said the lamb is a girl
>Now you see it with kris? frickers are going ahead and calling him a male anyways
The only ones that do are normalgay groomed twitter kids
>lamb ambiguous
>has horns
it's a boy
Fanon means jack.
The creator is obsessed with ambiguity, it sticks out like a sunburned elephant. Can't take shit seriously.