Denuvo.

Denuvo.

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will purchase the game
    >you will own it on steam
    >you will be happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > you will rent the game
      > you will have the rental license on Steam
      > you will be happy until maintenance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have hundreds of games on Steam and none of them are rented.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You will pirate the game
      >You will own it
      >You will be happy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any game that's stupid enough to slap denuvo on itself is basically asking to be pirated.
    You literally have no fricking reason to deal with such a dogshit software when you can get it for free and have it run better than if you fricking bought it with your own money.
    Denuvo is worthless as frick and gets in the way of your time.
    Who the frick wants that?
    Not me, homie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how it works moron. Denuvo 'cracks' don't actually remove the denuvo, it just spoofs the checks to make it think your stuff is legit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Origins is the most insane case, you can play every single game in there in much better quality elsewhere for free on PC and Sega still put denuvo on it for no fricking reason
      Even better is that they released it on Switch so you can play it on Yuzu anyway

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how this guy feels knowing that people unironically want him killed over something he had no control over.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will pay for the game
    >you will own the "license"
    >we will take it from you whenever we want
    >you won't play the game when our servers are offline
    >the game will lag because of the drm
    >but you'll be happy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this will be the hottest game you have ever played
    >you will cum 6 times
    >you will be happy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steam
    >We have been calling you a subscriber since the start
    >everything changing to streaming now
    >other platforms will not be supported
    >basic subscription fee is $20 per month
    >when your social interaction is considered toxic, you will be charged an additional $15

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy an ac for the summer heat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >running SLI in the summer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >control events
      XCOM 2 Dark Events but for your thermostat. The future is looking bright!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is my boy CPY at?
    It`s been 2 years already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dead
      Dead
      Everything is dead
      The only ones left are the mentally ill troony
      But he walks like a timebomb
      Its fricking over
      Everything is dead
      Gone, Dead, Disappear.
      Over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fitgirl and Empress are real girls, they`re not trannies at all!!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never purchased a game with denuvo, never will.
    Simple as.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cracked

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >denuvo

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crack PD Megamix already aaaaaaa

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *