Diablo Tattoo for Beta Access

Gamers have got to be the dumbest fricking morons on the entire planet. At what point did you realize your fandom was a cult?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoW is god WoW is king WoW is forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blizz removes a core feature of WoW
      >puts it back in with a new expac
      >WOWOWO BEST EXPAC EVERY THANK YOU BLIZZARD *slurps up cum* TAKE MY $100!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 3 started out rough but in its current form its a good game.

    Frick you Ganker, you contrarian Black folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agree, im playing it right now
      its better than PoE in it's current state even, Chris "The Black person" Wilson has drained all the fun from the game in favor of "the weight" and "the vision".

      I still think gamers are fricking moronic for getting a fricking advertisement permanently tattoo'd on their body for a beta

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if you turn your body into a walking billboard for our company, we'll give you a digital copy of a game!
    Even hookers charge more to sell their bodies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did u even check the link? They picked their tattoos, spiders so on, not like it was d4 logo on the forehead

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They are though, even the vasectomy gays save sperm so they can impregnate someone when they're ready.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just advertise our game by permanently scarring your body in exchange for a chance to beta test our game!
    Frick everyone involved with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to get an ad branded on you, have some imagination! Are you a diablo fan at all??? If not, why are you even here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      laser it off

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh if you played one Diablo game you played them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      diablo 1, 2, and 3 are COMPLETELY different games from each other

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not as bad as what Bethesda did for Skyrim
    >that kid will be 11 this year

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pick your tattoo Ganker. You want beta access right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If a woman have a womb tattoo does it mean every men have beta access to their womb?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I expected it to be significantly worse. The top row is cancer but you can probably get away with most of the lower rows.

      You'll still always know that you let yourself get branded for beta access, but maybe strangers won't notice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the spider one is also pretty tame and could be passed off as totally unrelated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomer male tiktokers have it—fairly popular as an ab/chest tattoo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The paw is a tattoo to show you are into bestiality. Blizzard has got to be the most fricked up vidya company in existence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those old shitty D2 icons

      kek. Where's my Bone Spirit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE GETTING A FRICKING DIABLO IMMORTAL TATTOO
      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      future brand of shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are so bad at their jobs that they can't even get the numbering on the top right.
      >1
      Diablo II
      >2
      Diablo III
      >3
      Diablo Immortal
      >4
      Diablo IV
      >5
      Diablo Square

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literal mark of the beast

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >become our walking sponsor so you don't have to wait!
    if you fall for it you deserve it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're just jealous that I have beta access and you don't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more disgustang than a pop-culture tattoo on the pasty drumstick of some mid30s doughboy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get the tattoo on my ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but only of the phrase Chris metzen

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought game companies stopped doing giant dipshit gimmick promotions like this ages ago. you'd think blizzard of all companies would be shying away from shit like this

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Diablo immortal did so bad
    >this how they get free promotion
    >marked like sheep
    Kek

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When people defended armor lock.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name your dead baby shadowman

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    >we'll pay for your speeding ticket if you get it on your way to pick up Burnout Paradise on release

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