Did they revive platformers?

Did they revive platformers?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ew, no.
    At least not the troony. Pizza Tower was aight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The transgay's earlier platformer, An Unititled Story, was better anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a patch to make An Untitled Story compatible with more modern hardware? I used to play that game a shitload but each time I try on newer hardware it crashes often.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got filtered by him. Stuck with him for 3 months now. No progress at all. Never reached second stage.
    All the tips and tricks are meaningless if your brain and fingers can't process the information on time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn2parry homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems very possible your brain just cannot handle platformers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can almost entirely cancel all of his attacks before he starts them by repositioning as he's getting knocked back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume you mean P-ranking him right?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperman says NO! to trans rights

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Did Pizza Tower and Celeste revive the most over-saturated genre in indie gaming
    uh huh...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Undertale revived RPGs and FNF revived rhythm games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, and Overkill revived first person shooters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the so-called 'pure platformer' is far more rare than games that feature platforming like metroids. there are many, many more metroids than there are 'pure platformers'. when someone uses the term platformer instead of metroid, you know they are referring to pure platformers instead of any game that feature platforming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, you were either born yesterday or spent the past 15 years playing nothing but 'triple-A' slop. There's such an absurd abundance of platformers (especially puzzle platformers) on the indie market that you could play nothing but them and still have plenty left by the time you're 6 feet under.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name the 5 best examples that aren't super meat boy and troonygame then. (Because I may want to play them, it's hard to filter search results on steam. morons have made words less useful)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1. BattleBlock Theater (2013)
            2. Out There Somewhere (2016)
            3. Freedom Planet (2014)
            4. Kaze and the Wild Masks (2021)
            5. Froggo's Adventure: Verdant Venture (2024)
            There you go, 5 pure platformers that as far as I remember/know are all about platforming and nothing else.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you want pure platformers, nothing is more pure than N++

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, liberals saved videogames AGAIN

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did trans meatboy get shilled so hard anyways?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about 3D platformers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot but her game sucks. Backtracking the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't play the sex goat game, but I did enjoy Lunistice.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Celeste but frick Shill Tower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but frick Shill Tower
      Ah but you did play it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never played it thanks to the dev shilling his shit in Wario threads.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Never played Celeste but
          Would imply that you had played pizza tower, but really hating a game you hadn't even tried pirating is worse.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >middle age italian character
    >young troony character
    Yes they definetely have sex together

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