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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not bowser though? are they stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make sense

      where is bowser watching the cameras?
      wheres the transmission tower at?
      did mario at that point in the timeline have technology that advanced? remember this is a place that still sends letters through mail instead of email or phonecall.

      Then who do you fight in the Bowser levels?

      Congratulations, you all cannot read. I suggest repeating first grade again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this shit is grim.
        It's the "I assume everything is wrong and will ignore some things to fit my negative views"
        Ganker is really the end game NPC

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed, it’s a tragedy

          you're watching a prerecorded video

          Now THIS guy got it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker is a really embarrassing board. You are talking to 14 to 18 year old skibidi Mongols who are currently discovering The Eagles Hotel California for the first time and getting chills. It's a funny one because other boards you can tell the oldgays are all still there. But not here, irs regular to go in threads and read absolutely wrong drivel about anything older than 12 years. Highest post concentration of just calling people trannies and troons as a regular insult as well, just pure teenage energy and behaviour here. I guess everyone left for /vg/ to talk about the games they like or just grew out of the hobby

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I only recently started posting on Ganker again like 2-4 years ago, I had ditched this board when it became infested with teenagers sometime between 2007 and 2009.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ok frick zoomers but damn you sound way too fricking old to be on here and need to get to bed or be with your family or something damn!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't read
        'Footage' implies it's recorded, not broadcast live, so why would Bowser laugh at the moment Mario dies? When is Bowser watching the footage? Is it after being defeated by Mario? Why does he laugh, then? Why doesn't he get upset when he watches Mario beat him?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't read
          Starting off with “nuh uh”. Bad opening
          >'Footage' implies it's recorded, not broadcast live
          Yes, glad 676291451 could clarify that for you
          >so why would Bowser laugh at the moment Mario dies?
          Because that’s when his enemy comes to an unfortunate end. I know even simple things are at your limits but Jesus
          >Is it after being defeated by Mario?
          No. It implies Mario failed to beat him so it’s a hypothetical victory for Bowser
          >Why does he laugh, then?
          See above

          Why did Lakitu only film 64? Why was he never in any other game?

          >Why doesn't he get upset when he watches Mario beat him?
          He does, so he decides never to do that again in case Mario trounces him on camera again

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Because that’s when his enemy comes to an unfortunate end. I know even simple things are at your limits but Jesus
            >No. It implies Mario failed to beat him so it’s a hypothetical victory for Bowser
            Why does Mario have lives then
            Doesn't he fall back into the hub after 'dying'?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Why does Mario have lives then
              >Doesn't he fall back into the hub after 'dying'?
              It’s for the sake of gameplay, like health bars

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If it was for the sake of gameplay it wouldn't throw him out of the painting after he loses

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Explain what was not read, or read incorrectly

        How’s Stanley’s gaygable 3 going?

        You tell me, you're the one making shit up

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain what was not read, or read incorrectly
          You see, Lakitu FILMED it. Not broadcasted it. Bowser is watching the replay, not looking at a livestream
          >You tell me, you're the one making shit up
          I’m not? All the information is right there

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Bowser is watching the replay
            Of the footage he was beaten at the conclusion of? Not much reason to laugh then

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Again, he’s laughing at the hypothetical and noncanon loss of Mario if he dies. In a canon progression of 64, Mario never dies, trounces him, and Bowser subsequently vows never to record Mario’s escapades lest he repeats himself

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So it's only Bowser's POV if I, the player, fail?
                That's quantum shit, and far too complex. Occam's razor applies here.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, you’re REALLY fricking this up. Let me explain it to you, as simple as I can;
                >The game’s camera and third person view is footage
                >This is because Bowser wanted to watch Mario fail again after beating him. This was his intention
                >if Mario dies, which isn’t what happens storywise, Bowser laughs as his intention succeeds
                >if Mario succeeds, which IS what happens storywise, the footage still exists, but without Bowser watching
                Noncanon events (like Bowser’s laugh) happen all the time. Like for example, Dishonoured 1 & 2’s High Chaos endings. Just because it’s noncanon doesn’t mean quantum fricking superposition is involved

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly, according to you it IS only Bowser's POV if the player fails. The initial post that everyone 'could not read' states definitively that Mario 64 is viewed from Bowser's POV, it doesn't place conditions on it. Your fault for failing to clarify your position.
                Secondly, Mario's 'deaths' can occur before his successes, which invalidates the whole concept because it has Bowser gloating in victory despite being defeated. Are you positing alternate timelines? Multiverse shit? Which is it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am simply trying to explain to you the nature of noncanon possibilities in the medium of video games, and how it relates to the Lakitu cameras. It’s not that hard but you make it so

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers don't know how to use their imaginations, and they never speculated about shit like this growing up because everything is officially established.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                True. Are we fighting a lost cause here, and should we, consequentially, depart for greener pastures?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I am simply trying to explain to you the nature of noncanon possibilities in the medium of video games, and how it relates to the Lakitu cameras. It’s not that hard but you make it so
                You chose a poor avenue for doing so, and your (unnecessary) efforts are further hindered by your irrational attachment to your unworkable headcanon.

                Zoomers don't know how to use their imaginations, and they never speculated about shit like this growing up because everything is officially established.

                >Zoomers don't know how to use their imaginations, and they never speculated about shit like this growing up because everything is officially established.
                I, incidentally not a zoomer, know how to use my imagination just fine, I just don't claim my imaginings are 'totally utterly true, guys' while ignoring contradictory evidence, then get sublimely butthurt when disagreed with.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t understand noncanonical events, ergo it’s contradictory
                Yeah there’s no getting it through your thick skull, and even if there were a way, there’s nothing on the other side

                >keep filming...
                >Our majesty... But... Mario is raping that underaged goomba...
                >KEEP FILMING0!

                Would make a good propaganda film, albeit with a risk of demoralising troops

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're two seconds away from telling me I don't possess media literacy, aren't you? Go on. You know you want to say the thing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers don't know how to use their imaginations, and they never speculated about shit like this growing up because everything is officially established.

                True. Are we fighting a lost cause here, and should we, consequentially, depart for greener pastures?

                First of all, stop samegayging.
                Second, when Mario dies, an outline of Bowser's face envelopes the screen as the laugh sound plays. Why would you assume that the laugh is not part of said animation? How is Bowser's laugh being recorded and added to the film? If Bowser edited the footage, then why does triumphant music play when Mario succeeds?
                Lastly, when Mario dies in a level, he is shot out of the painting onto his butt. Clearly, that's something that happens in the game and is definitely "canon"

                Tl;Dr: Shut the frick up and actually play the game, MatPat

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No he's just saying Bowser only laughs if mario dies, doesn't mean he isn't watching it. Nothing quantum about it.
                Not that I subscribe to the dumb theory. Browsers inside the magic painting worlds he created. Dude's magic is insane, he probably just has an omniscient link to all the paintings and can see when Mario dies that way and magically projects his laugh throughout.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this shit is grim.
        It's the "I assume everything is wrong and will ignore some things to fit my negative views"
        Ganker is really the end game NPC

        Indeed, it’s a tragedy
        [...]
        Now THIS guy got it

        anon everyone is making fun of you and playing along with the shitty "aragorn broke his toe" tier fact, but turns out you actually posted it unironically, or just too autistic to be in on the joke to the point of samegayging this hard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >anon *dies of irony poisoning*
          Concession accepted

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just because u read something on ur screen doesn't mean it's true, mr media literacy sama san

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're watching a prerecorded video

        Yeah, this shit is grim.
        It's the "I assume everything is wrong and will ignore some things to fit my negative views"
        Ganker is really the end game NPC

        Diegesis mindbreaks the zoomBlack person.

        >Explain what was not read, or read incorrectly
        You see, Lakitu FILMED it. Not broadcasted it. Bowser is watching the replay, not looking at a livestream
        >You tell me, you're the one making shit up
        I’m not? All the information is right there

        This is what long hours of MatPat does to a millenial brain. Imagine your greatest intellectual "achievement" be claiming that Bowser is watching a pre recorded film of his own ass whooping.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, you don't get it, Bowser is only watching if Mario loses.
          Who's watching if he doesn't lose? Uhhhhhhh no one I guess, it's being played to an empty room

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, you don't get it, Bowser is only watching if Mario loses.
          Who's watching if he doesn't lose? Uhhhhhhh no one I guess, it's being played to an empty room

          moron people watch videos of themselves losing all the fricking time. Literally everyone with a brain that tries to get better at something, and it doesn't even have to be competitive.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If he's watching footage of his own ass-whooping, why does he laugh confidently when Mario dies and why does he not react at all when he's defeated?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because watching Mario die would be enjoyable to him? What kind of question is this
              And not reacting is a valid response he is probably silently seething, or focusing to see where he fricked up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So
                Nintendo intended for the game to be viewed through Bowser's POV
                But all they did was make him laugh when Mario loses a life
                And they didn't make him react to anything else
                Or use the concept in any other way at all

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Its barebones.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes. Its barebones.
                It's not barebones, it's drybones
                And by that I mean brittle and easy to collapse, even though it keeps trying to reassert itself as a theory

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is actually harrowing. what the actual frick happened to Ganker? are mentally stunted iPad kids already growing up?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This entire thread has just been you samegayging over and over again and it's so, so sad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh (you)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        haven't had a good laugh in so long

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And yet this is the only game where mario calls bowser gay, curious!

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't make sense

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where is bowser watching the cameras?
    wheres the transmission tower at?
    did mario at that point in the timeline have technology that advanced? remember this is a place that still sends letters through mail instead of email or phonecall.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They also have warp pipes. You can't directly compare tech levels to our own.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're watching a prerecorded video

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING ZOOMERS
      You realize live camera crew broadcasting via antenna was around for decades before pagers or cellphones or email, right?
      Granted she could have called his home telephone but mario is a busy tradesman, probably easier to just send a written invitation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Live TV broadcasts have been around much longer than e-mails have.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >where is bowser watching the cameras?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Then who do you fight in the Bowser levels?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser did not steal the stars. The player is only told this. Toad is awfully koopaphobic which implies that the Toads actually did this.
    When Mario showed up they had an oh frick moment and blamed bowser

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every single time, i bet they're the aggressors in the Shifting Sand Land conflict as well...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, and Bowser fighting Mario was clear-cut self-defence

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is just someone's weird headcanon
    The camera is for the player

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How’s Stanley’s gaygable 3 going?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser is spying on the fat Italian going balls deep in Peach every night

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Lakitu only film 64? Why was he never in any other game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, how is Lakitu filming underwater? Can they swim?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >More importantly, how is Lakitu filming underwater?
        Why do you think he carries the camera with a fishing rod?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          natty or nah?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nahh he CHIM's.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            diet of ash yams + low fatigue battling cliff racers until failure will give you a sick fizik bro on ALMSIVI

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Can they swim?
        he

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          has

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Coconut shells

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            FULLY

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "They" as in Lakitus in general. Grammar.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, I'll allow it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They/Them have been generic neutral pronouns since long before zoomers tried make using them a political thing, don't be a homosexual about it and act as if the words can't be used in proper context.
          There is literally nothing wrong with using they the way he used it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The singular they only applies if you're talking about an unidentified or hypothetical person. Anytime 'they' is used for an identified or familiar character, it's genderspecial pandering. Lakitu is a he.
            However since that poster was referring to plural Lakitu(s), it's fine.
            Thanks for playing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Anytime 'they' is used for an identified or familiar character, it's genderspecial pandering.
              You are moronic, I bet your Dad regrets not spending more time with you because they failed to stop you from growing up to be a massive wiener that gobbles up propaganda.

              Have you ever wondered why everything revolves around identity politics and both sides are extremely angry at the other while neither actually has a solid idea of wtf they're upset about?

              Not only are you wrong, and "they" has been used as a generic pronuon since long before "pronoun" was used in a political sense. Pronouns existed long before zoomers started letting big pharma and the CIA tell them whats cool and what isn't

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The Oxford English Dictionary traces singular they back to 1375, where it appears in the medieval romance William and the Werewolf.
              >‘Hastely hiȝed eche . . . þei neyȝþed so neiȝh . . . þere william & his worþi lef were liand i-fere.’
              >In modern English, that’s: ‘Each man hurried . . . till they drew near . . . where William and his darling were lying together.’
              Singular "They" has been used not to describe gay zoomers for roughly 650 years
              Its been used by gay zoomers for maybe 5-10 years.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            kys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Here we see how two vernaculars of the internet meld together to form a weird symbiose. One, is the usage of pronouncs. The other one, is the "buck breaking". This peculiar anon's mind was broken in such a way that he cannot comprehend the usage of correct pronouns without attributing it to identity politics.
          Quite peculiar.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            False positives happen on occasion, get over it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun detail, but ultimately unnecessary

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of kids don't intrinsically know how a camera works or how to control it in a 3d game. They were treading entirely new territory and wanted it to make as much sense as possible.
      I'm learning this firsthand with letting my 4 year old to play platformers, she just doesn't understand that you have to look around sometimes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lakitu is in Mario Kart. He saves the player if he gets off track. And he also has the sign for when to start. And also tells you when you go the wrong direction.
      So he is used traditionally for this role.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His inclusion in 64 was to contextualize and explain the camera system since a lot of people were new to 3D games at the time. I assume they never did it again because people learned how cameras work.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mario does this for every new gimmick. FLUDD can talk. The baby luma for Mario’s Spin in the galaxy games. Cappy in Odyssey. It makes the mechanics feel more natural.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >screenshot of a youtube comment on a youtube short of a tiktok video of a tumblr screenshot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We can go further

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why stop there?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do we ever stop?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Now add the ifunny logo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              amateur hour over here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why stop there?

        Do we ever stop?

        We did it reddit!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We can go further

      Revolver Ocelot

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Diegesis mindbreaks the zoomBlack person.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The whole lakitu cam thing is still one of the most soulful things I've seen in a video game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Totally. Absolutely lovely concept that they took the time to explain that so that players understood the dynamics of the camera system.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know gaming?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's not Bowser pov. That's headcanon.
    Someone though, i
    -It will be cool for the player to be in the game somehow, it's 3d we can kind of do it easily.
    -Ok let's do it.
    That's pretty much it, stop overthinking the most small things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I am incapable of a Watsonian perspective
      Thank you for informing us of your sub 80 IQ

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine egregiously misapplying the Watsonian perspective and thinking others are moronic for calling you out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t know what it is either, but I’ll throw out big words I heard a lot so I’ll look better
          Please continue to dig your hole deeper, it’s quite amusing

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >No, you see, Samus' adventures are actually told from the perspective of the Metroid! It's Watsonian and if you disagree it's just because you're too dumb to get it!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Watsonian HAS to be from a character’s perspective!
              Wow, you really are moronic. Like full on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome moronic. Astounding

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, do you want to go off into the weeds on Doylism vs Watsonianism? Silly me, I thought you were smart enough to recognize the value of keeping it simple instead of getting entangled in paragraph after paragraph of unrelated pedantry.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Concession accepted kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >*claims there is only Doylist due to being moronic*
          >”there’s Watsonian as well”
          >c-concession accepted!!
          I will counterclaim yours, Black personmutt

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have any proof for bowser watching a movie where Mario dies apart from the laugh? If not stop acting like the moron you are

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              1. Lakitu is filming Mario’s escapades
              2. Lakitu works for Bowser
              3. The film ends right after Mario dies
              From these premises we can infer that it’s recorded for Bowser’s benefit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                If it's a film why can you talk with and see the cameraman at the beginning and mid game? Are you guys moronic? It's an explanation for the camera limits within the game as the fricking character itself explains. Now back to discord.

                Have you even played the game?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The film ends right after Mario dies
                The film continues because my playthrough continues with Mario having lost a single life

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of lakitu cam, but the execution could be better. Wrestling camera controls is pretty bad, and at very least it should have been smooth rotation instead of moving in large-ass steps.
    Anyway, how is Bowser watching it live AND fights Mario at the same time?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s film. He’s watching it after the fight

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >today years old
    FRICKING REDDIT NORMIE MEME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom-zooms have had their brains rotted away by early access to the internet. Alphies are going the same way. We must act now to save the Betas and ban all children from the internet, no exceptions, as they already would be if corpos hasn't realized they could make insane amounts of cash advertizing directly to their pre-formed brains.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a film why can you talk with and see the cameraman at the beginning and mid game? Are you guys moronic? It's an explanation for the camera limits within the game as the fricking character itself explains. Now back to discord.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a second Lakitu that needed to get B roll footage of the first Lakitu to establish for the viewer why a camera was flying behind Mario

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why they say the camera is controlled by lakitu, the one you see on the bridge is lakiwun.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >today years old

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >go into funny bait thread
    >one genuine moron actually believes it and is furiously samegayging to defend it

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how this works when you're fighting Bowser.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats just bowser laughing at your corpse directly

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >go intro thread
    >contrarians flare up
    >irony poisoned zoomers come into the thread thinking the genuine morons are just pretending and lash out at anyone who antagonises them
    This truly is the authentic ex/v/erience

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >keep filming...
    >Our majesty... But... Mario is raping that underaged goomba...
    >KEEP FILMING0!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's headcanon trying to connect the dots between random creative decisions the devs made to add some flavour, but the idea of Bowser laughing his ass off as Mario bumps into an invisible wall and falls to his death is hilarious.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Half a presses do not exist, they will not hurt you

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If mario is lakitu's videofootage that bowser watches and laughs at it, then who am I who's controlling the man with the funny hat on screen?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man Ganker is fricking dumb. How the frick do you have to be told that it's prerecorded?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because your theory doesn't make sense if it's prerecorded, tragic samegay
      But to be fair, it also doesn't make sense if it's live

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man Ganker is fricking dumb. How the frick do you have to be told that it's prerecorded?

        He's reporting live and he works for the news station not Bowser
        All of Mushroom Kingdom watches live when Mario throws the baby penguin off the ledge.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          OP BTFO

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >KNN
          FAKE NEWS

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Bowser has footage of Mario collecting all the stars, why is he surprised by Mario having 120 stars when you beat him in the final battle?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hahaha, he died trying to save that baby penguin, what a moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >two entire left hands
      I knew this was an AI image and I still didn't expect it to be so awful

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you people are so fricking stupid

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser totally jerks off to Mario dying.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember when imageboards were supposed to be used by internet users with higher IQ than average? How the tables have turned.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, you're STILL trying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Third worlders and brownoids should never have been given access to any Western technology

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        agreed. Ganker would improve tenfold with the rangebanning of all north and south americans, asians and africans. australia and europe only would be so nice.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          might as well ban USA to increase average IQ of a poster by 20

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            did you not read that i included north americans in my post?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Considering you control Mario and the camera, you are actually controlling 2 characters at the same time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does that technically make Mario 64 a second-person game?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's bullshit, I don't laugh when I see mario diying

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you're Bowser
    >SM64 depicts a suicide by Mario
    can't find the Bowser version of this

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're all a bunch of morons, Lakitu is a reporter, he's filming live the hostage crisis, and of course Bowser would watch it to see what Mario is doing to counter him
    It's not a footage

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    same energy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    An idea for a flash game: Bowser sends two Lakitus, one to film Peach, the other Mario.
    The player can then be a pervert who watches Peach bathe in the hot springs, dance naked, sleep, jerk off, etc., but the more time he spends watching Peach, the less chance he has of controlling Mario and winning the game.
    The only way to win is to use 100% of the time on Mario's camera, but then you save Peach and never see her naked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are a sadist

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I came into this thread to say that I’m israeli and nobody cares about such a useless fact when we are currently going through mass hatred campaign throughout the world from a bunch of subhuman filth.
    None of you will be superior

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also the only good video game is the Witcher 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fact
      Imagine going to these lengths to promote your failed theory.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You lost.
        Palestine lost
        Israel won

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You lost.
          >Palestine lost
          >Israel won
          Whose POV is the footage from?
          Does it change if Palestine wins?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually the player sobbing for his dear friend's passing

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So when Mario dies does Bowser jerk off like I do?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He jerks off, but not like you do.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    6, about ninety seconds after I first started the game when I approached the castle door and Lakitu explained he would be filming

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's frickin stupid

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you homosexuals just have a nice day please. All of you.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if SM64 is from the POV of Bowser then who the frick is this guy?

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OT:
    >pannen at 500k on YouTube frontpage
    I hope, this won't kill him.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That would explain why the camera sucks so much in the game. Bowser sabotaged it.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who is filming Lakitu then?

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy autism batman

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you kill the Lakitu?

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