Divine Beasts were absolute KINO

Divine Beasts were absolute KINO

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony, you lost and got raped 😉

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda lost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your troonycession, Erictroony the subhuman Black person 😉

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they weren't. As much as I love BotW they were the worst parts of the game (they were still fun though) and I hope they bring back TP style dungeons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they bring traditional dungeons back, I will immediately demand that they bring the Divine Beasts back.

      I don't actually know what I want from Zelda. I only know what I don't want, which is whatever I get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they made perfect sense for botw tho, and the ability to rotate stuff inside made for really fun puzzles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For BotW yeah it was good, but I doubt it would work for a new zelda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You chose the game with the worst dungeons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't matter which Zelda game you're talking about. None of them are good because none of them meet my deliberately impossible and unreasonable expectations.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont remember anything about any of the bosses/dungeons in botw except the elephant thing where you had to change the angle the water shoots at
    what a boring game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOTW and TOTK have an incredible world and physic with toddler tier dungeons and goblin/ninja camps. And a lot of korok's seeds.
      Especially in TOTK I always felt like the shrine or whatever they were called always were simplified after long sessions of player testing. So many possibilities with the powers you have and physic and yet the solutions are simplistic.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Divine beasts more like divine b***hES

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the thunder dungeon in totk and it was the best dungeon of all BOTW/TOTK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was the best dungeon of all BOTW/TOTK
      Everyone is pretty much in agreement with you

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just so cool when they move through the world and you are on it and you feel how it's moving

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naboris is by far the best divine beast and it's not even close.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Naboris
        Pitty the boss is broken as frick on cemu when you play at 60fps.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >finally play botw in February 2023 after finishing school
        >get to vah naboris
        >activate 4 terminals
        >go to the outside section and see the sun setting with song playing

        When Nintendo hits those kino moments, they hit them well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true kino

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn this looks like absolute horseshit, if my screen displayed something that looks like this i would throw out the game responsible in no time

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dungeongays say zelda dungeons need puzzles
    >divine beast are the most complex puzzles in the series
    >dungeongays say they're not real dungeons because it's not a series of linear rooms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not a dungeon because 3 other dungeons have a similar aesthetic
      that's literally how these npc's think
      they wanted a fire divine beasts or what? makes 0 sense because it's a fricking machine lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you trying to pretend like this shit is grounded in reality?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to me.

      I.

      DON'T KNOW.

      WHAT I WANT.

      I ONLY KNOW.

      WHAT I DON'T WANT.

      WHICH IS WHATEVER I GET.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best switch zelda was a warriors clone
    botw and totk are overrated trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >15 fps
      Musougays should hang themselves

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Divine Beasts are OK, what happens is that many people don't consider them to be a good substitute for real dungeons, and this has created a certain unfair stigma that they are terrible, when on average they are better, for example, than TOTK's pathetic dungeons.
    The world of BOTW is big, and it could handle divine beasts and dungeons at the same time. I used to think that Nintendo only opted for divine beasts that are small for lack of time, but TOTK proved that nothing in BOTW was unplanned, because now they've had 6 years to finally work on the world of BOTW and add substance to it, and what they've done is make BOTW all over again, with all the same flaws and all the same copy+pasted content.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elephant and the camel were pretty clever, but the bird and the lizard were both basically the same mechanic which wasn't interesting at all.

    The bosses being copy paste was fricking lazy

    Having obnoxious tutorial dialogue in every divine beast instead of just the first one is fricking obnoxious

    The divine beasts doing frick all in the final boss was just a shit cherry on the shit cake that is this game

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