DMC veteran here. I have finally managed to beat the first boss after 182 deaths on ninja dog difficulty

DMC veteran here
I have finally managed to beat the first boss after 182 deaths on ninja dog difficulty
Can I call myself a hardcore gamer now? 😀

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're making dmc fans look like casuals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All games are casual, gaming is a casual activity. No one is impressive for beating any game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja Gaiden veteran here
    I cannot stop seething that Capcom is having great success with the DMC franchise and my franchise got raped to bits with NG2, NG3, the Sigma games, Razor's Edge, Dragon Sword, and Yaiba

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sigma 1 and razors edge are good though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just kidding lol I haven't actually played any of these games, anyways, where can I buy some cheap HRT?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja Gaiden veteran checking in
    I am physically incapable of talking about my favorite series on Ganker without also mentioning DMC or its fans in some derogatory way

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's sad bro I hope you get well soon

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can I call myself a hardcore gamer now?
    Only if you give your Master Ninja superiors a nice, sloppy blowjob.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Playing DMC/GoW after playing NG feels like you flunked college and got sent back to kindergarten.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    after posting NGB as my top game for three years now, it's nice to see people finally just spamming this 20 year old game non-stop and crying about it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd NG troony thread within the hour
    Reminder to report spam threads everyone

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd NG troony thread within the hour
    >Reminder to report spam threads everyone

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can I call myself a hardcore gamer now?
    Why the frick would you want to call yourself that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I don't know if I'm just starving for more NG-like games, but I've been replaying Wanted Dead and I've been having a blast. There's a lot of good stuff hidden between the jank.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DMC & NG only have two good games in their series.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NG
      OG NG2 and Black
      >DMC
      DMC3... and... uh...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to know what these "good" DMC games are

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DMC1 and DmC

  13. 1 week ago
    sage

    Buttsanon didn't deserve it, unlike the NGger

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I beat this game completely unaware of hold Y mechanic and being drunk most of the time. This game is not hard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I'm sure you beat it on Normal anon
      Now do it on Master Ninja

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I beat it on ninja dog actually which is the hardest difficulty in the game
        DMC is still better, cope

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          food in America is more organic than this post of yours

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