>Do good things

>Do good things
>Look attractive
>Do bad things
>UGLY!
Why are games like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the Fable games so god damn much.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because fable was always shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because evil people are ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this pic is from a NTR manga, the woman is just rationalizing cheating on her husband.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have that one manga page where a guy says he would never date an ugly girl to a couple of girls, one girl starts to defend her conventionally ugly and the guy just goes "I never specified which girl I was talking about you monster"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The irony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Ted Bundy the #1 sex symbol of his time?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bottom line
    >ugly
    >top line
    >attractive
    yikes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's weird how there are effectively 0 (zero) [нyль] games that let you play as a proper flamboyant villain
    it's either MORAL CHOICES in kotor/infamaous/fable style with your 2 choices being unfunny exaggerations
    even shit like overlord isn't about being an evil overworld, morality system strikes again
    or you just play an butthole in a world of bigger buttholes: see literally any crpg and modern warfare shooter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about Tyranny? Haven't played it, but heard that it tries to make sense when playing as "evil"

      Also, before anyone metions Fallout3 Tower yadda etc., those games should have had both a Popularity meter and a (maybe hidden) real karma meter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tyranny is about being a high-ranking executive in evil lord's army that gets railroaded into opposing anyway
        now that i think about it, legacy of kain and dark messiah of mnm both have solid evil paths full of self-indulgent edge

        but still no pulp supervillain simulator

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My bet is that real "evil" is hard to write because unless a character is a deranged sadist (and even then) evil is just the bad things others do to you. I bet Stalin didn't feel he was evil, nor Misc Pot. And precisely, a sadist psycho feels he's in the right, and the victims either deserve it or are cattle to be slain.

          So... tldr, is way easier to write an "I'm a selfish bloodthirsty butthole" character

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was talking specifically about "flamboyant villain"s or "pulp supervillain"s, the silly caricature of a person who idolizes the concept of being evil, and not necessary being evil for practical reasons
            less SOCIETY or ONE BAD DAY joker, and more of phone prankster joker

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So like... that Mastermind flash game that got a couple animations back in the game?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because ugly people are evil

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    games are trying to appeal to women more and thats how they see the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fable is like 20 years old you Black person

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they fix that shit in the new one

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name an ugly bastard character who isn't evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George Soros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's that one hentai manga with the fat guy just wholesomely hiring prostitutes and having loving sex with them, and he's also a secret superhero or something weirdly out of left field.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the one where the fat ugly merchant buys the elf sex slave to have wholesome daughter time with?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the obviously evil horns and shit the guy is still not ugly though?
    If you think horns are more ugly than a gay faint rainbow glow that's on you.
    The beard actually has nothing to do with alignment by the way, it comes ingame after a timeskip or not shaving for a while even if you look like Satan.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate the whole "you look older the higher level you are gimmick" when nobody ages with you, I had to use a bug that let me level without aging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's really there to show how old you are anon. You can actually reverse it by donating to the light temple, no need for bugs

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks old, not attractive.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Entire premise of the game is that anyone can be saved from their inner demons by the power of friendship and acceptance from others
    >EWWWWWWWWW HE'S UGLY HOW DARE HE TALK TO US LMAO
    >He summons a shadow
    >Beat him to within an inch of his life instead of trying to help him be redeemed
    >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally the very first thing he does in the game is harass a girl, they don't reject him because he's ugly, they reject him because he's fricking weird
      >Beat him to within an inch of his life instead of trying to help him be redeemed
      because he murdered someone
      >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption
      Adachi never really redeems himself so I'm not really sure what you're talking about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Adachi never really redeems himself so I'm not really sure what you're talking about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And the entire story leading up to this where he fricking fights alongside the heroes and apologizes? What's that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally the very first thing he does in the game is harass a girl
        >asking a girl out is "harassing"
        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >goes up to a girl to from a different school
          >doesn't even get her name right
          >politely declines
          >spergs out when he gets rejected
          >wtf all girls are prostitutes who only care about looks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If Protag did the same she'd cream her panties

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she straight up attacks Yosuke when she thinks he's asking her out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop
      >Adachi

      I feel like we weren't playing the same game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption
      what the frick are you talking about

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    real life

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically christianity. You literally have the god/satan duality right in your image.

    Also, physiognomy. You can train A.I. on images of criminals to such a degree that is can then tell which person has the genes for crime/violence(in the case of violence, you don't need physiognomy, you just look at the genes).

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There I fixed it for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First time I've chuckled at a wojak in years, very cheeky.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying bottom doesnt look cooler
    Frick you, i like edgy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's like 3 games with a morality-based character morph game.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't people in KOTOR universe just check if a Jedi is ugly and wrinkly to determine whether they're evil or not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet, how come every level 1 priest/mage/whatever in Baldur's Gate and the like knows "detect alignment" or "detect evil" and why isn't that a major defining trait of societies?
      How come the city guard doesn't check suspect's alignement, if it just requires a low level initiate to perform it?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do good things
    >Look like a gay
    >Do bad things
    >COOL!
    Why are games like this?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chiggun chaser!

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