>a kid's friend and their parents
Which usually means:
kid is classmates with other kid but they are not friends
classmate's dad is not friends with kid's dad
only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)
>only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)
My parents are Chinese and when they would have friends over they would make me play piano to impress our guests. I'll never forget the time my mom called me in to show off my piano skills and then her new friend has her daughter play our piano and BTFOs me eternally and completely. My mother's shame was palpable.
Can't you read? He failed them in some trivial task. They clearly disowned him not only as their son but as their racial relative. Then they skinned him alive.
The chinese call it chimsun bang
>me >white >azn childhood friends, all forced to play piano & hated it >30s >wish I could play piano AT ALL >bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff
At least you can play for yourself bro, forget that lil slut
>me, asian >mom thinks I'm not interested in anything >if I say I'm interested she thinks it's just heat of the moment thing >if I do something for the first time and fuck up even once she calls me stupid and goes on about how she knew I couldn't do it >never tell her what I want or do anymore, I just do it myself
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
dont worry things will get better when you hit 18 and finally move out
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Reminds me of my grandma back in the day >like video games >she said she'll buy me and my sister whatever we want >ask for a cheap GBA game >she says it's a waste of time >proceeds to spend more than the cost of the game on my sister for junk that's going to be used up in a week >get into the usual geeky nerd stuff like models and shit >still told its a waste >ask for something normal for once, a bike >too expensive
I just stopped asking her for stuff outright.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My mom helped me move recently, I wonder if she noticed I still had the SNES I asked for the Christmas after she sold ours to Funcoland to get an N64 game for my little brothers. I wonder if she noticed I had all the games she refused to rebuy too.
>bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff
So what's the problem? As long as you're practicing a few hours per day you'll reach his level in no time. You ARE practicing several hours seven days a week aren't you? Because that's how you learn an instrument. At least you have the option to give up and do something you actually find fun, many of us grew up trapped in it and had no choice.
>wahhhhh i wish i suddenly knew how to play something that takes skill >i wish i didn't have to put effort in
Fuck you moron. I hate people like you. If you actually want it, put the goddamn work in. Besides, those bastards who got forced to learn it usually only play classical, and that shit is BORING. Learn to make good music, not just be flashy, you shallow bitch.
>Ganker is so full of zoomers who are mental kids that they think it's acceptable for an adult with kids to, not just unironically play videogames, but to play trash for 5 year olds like Zelda
I'll never understand why zoomers and millennials pretend they know better about adulthood when they are the generation that takes 10 daily meds for their various mental illnesses.
And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
Because it's full of mentally unstable zoomers, and since they are also very low IQ on top of that and take everything at face value it's extremely easy to cause meltdowns in them.
Like passing in front of the classroom of the retarded to mock them.
And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
Growing up is literally a scam senpai. Though I agree that if you have children, it's already too late and now you have to take care of them.
>Be in relationship >Do things for that relationship year-round, sacrificing your own time for others >Game comes out >Schedule time for yourself >Now the domestic harpy starts shrieking she doesn't get what she wants
Sounds like millenials *do* know how to be in relationships. It's just *just* giving, you know.
And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
It’d be one thing if this was just his dumbass gf but the dude has a 6 month old. You don’t have the fucking luxury to play vidya all day anymore. I have a 10 month old and I can fit in maybe an hour-two hours a day
>Acting like a 10 year old when you actually have responsiblities in life
Maybe he shouldn't have fucked the bitch if he didn't want to be taking care of kids or have any responsiblities at all. Didn't know we suddenly supported acting like black fathers in the 90's here.
You don't get three whole days where you just bing bing wahoo when you have three small kids. Foid should divorce him.
What kind of retarded justification is this?
The dude took time off work to play the game, if the game wasn't there he'd be at work instead, how would she have managed then? In both scenarios he's unavailable but apparently one warrants being mad at him.
One is productive and earns money, the other he has 3 full days to play the game. He can manage a little playdate, take care of his kids and tend to his wife all while still having enough time to play.
That's some woman logic man.
The guy has been working his ass off to provide for his family and now that he takes 3 days off for himself you're going to bitch at him?
He would've been available for his home after work, it is very obvious that he wanted to game all day when he could just spend the afternoon doing normie shit and continue playing through the night
>moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack >between work and her calling me every five fucking minutes at home I can't do anything >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her
I really should but I'm just too nice of a fucking person to do that especially to my mother.
I mean, she's a nice enough person, it's just that damn anxiety issue.
>moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack >between work and her calling me every five fucking minutes at home I can't do anything >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her
You need to talk with her. Set boundaries so your sleep doesnt suffer, and if she ignores what you ask of her then obviously you would feel a lot less guilty about straight up leaving.
First step is to talk about shit.
>moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack >between work and her calling me every five fucking minutes at home I can't do anything >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her
sounds almost as ill as mine, almost
though it's definitely not anxiety, probably schizophrenia
My mum used to do this before I gave her the option of stopping or me moving away and cutting contact. You have to set boundaries when you live with your parents past 18 or it's going to be horrible.
your mother is a literal schizo. Hate to be the one to tell you. Source: i have a schizo mother. They will push and push and push and the only thing they understand is fear and consequences. Talking to them reasonably over and over and over doesn't work. She will take every moment she can from you. You need to straight up tell her you don't give a fuck about her fake anxiety and her crybaby bullshit. Then you need to stone face it. Any time she tries walk away leaving her in her own schizo retardation.
I'm a bong. I can barely see a doctor for myself for my fucking shoulder pains.
But yeah we've seen a doctor a few times and they've practically just blown her off.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In defense of the doctors it's not like there's a surgery or a single procedure they could ever do that could cause someone to stop worrying about every little thing. The best they can do is prescribe a bunch of drugs then move on to the next patient.
Anxiety is as much of a life choice as it is an affliction.
You're doing a good thing but you need to not be so hard on yourself for choosing to spend time by yourself as well. Don't abandon her like others are saying, just tell her she's being way too needy
It’d be one thing if this was just his dumbass gf but the dude has a 6 month old. You don’t have the fucking luxury to play vidya all day anymore. I have a 10 month old and I can fit in maybe an hour-two hours a day
>Acting like a 10 year old when you actually have responsiblities in life
Maybe he shouldn't have fucked the bitch if he didn't want to be taking care of kids or have any responsiblities at all. Didn't know we suddenly supported acting like black fathers in the 90's here.
>why do I have responsibilities I just want to play video games!!!!
No wonder modern men are incapable of finding a partner and are committing 70% of all suicides.
>Every time
Yeah the expert that has been with so many women says it, lmfao you are pathetic and never had a gf let alone a wife why lie online? Fuck this guy
In a place I used to work at before one guy would take a week off and still show up at the office, but he would just like browse the internet or talk with friends and shit all day (small company so the owner was chill about it), I once asked him about it and he said he wouldn't tell the wife he had taken time off work so he'd just leave and return home at the same hours as if he was working, precisely because if he stayed home she'd just unload a bunch of work on him and wouldn't allow him to just relax and unwind.
i’m single and somewhat lonely but i took the last two days off to play it and have the next two off to play it as well. posts like that remind me i do actually enjoy my secluded lifestyle at times like this. no obligations or annoyances at all these last few days.
It doesnt need to be that way tho.
When my copy arrived my wife said "well goodbye for the day, anon" and I could play till I got sick of it. Played it today on the couch whilst she's still chipping away at Hogwards.
She's not a gamer, mind you.
Nice people exist
If you marry a female who says "I literally cannot even right now" you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fucking unbearable.
>If you marry a female you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fucking unbearable.
FTFY
I'll take time off work for whatever damn reason I please, because the company gives me paid time off for turning up and doing my job. Paid time off that I can take at any time, for any reason, because I'm not a NEET.
I even tell them why I'm taking the time off, because we're all adults.
What can you really accomplish within the first hour of non-indie games these days? That's how long it takes to get through the opening cutscenes for many of them and you won't even make it through the tutorial in that time frame.
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH OVER YOUR CHILD FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE 3 DAYS JUST FOR YOURSELF!!!! I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN FOR 3 DAYS SO MY HUSBAND CAN HAVE A FEW DAYS FOR HIMSELF AND HAVE A BREAK FROM WAGESLAVING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDITSISTERS HELP SAVE MEEEEEE
Fucking hell how do people enjoy being in relationships
I used to make home made rockets, but nowadays I just build the rocket engine and strap it onto other things.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's cute, I did that in highschool, but don't you think you should've grown up by now..?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>anon seething at literal rocket scientists
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I used to work on it on high school too, is just now I make them more complex.
I'm trying to get my hands on RP-1, if I can I may be able to build one that can reach at least halfway to space.
>nintendo games are for kids
All video games are for kids. All of them. You think an M rating means it's for adults? Then you're dumb as well as a manchild.
Mistakes happen, twins happen.
My boss wanted two kids, but the second kid turned out to be two kids.
My parents wanted two kids, but my father's pullout game is weak so they got three kids. My mother forced him to get a vasectomy after that.
>2 is enough
if i was a milionaire i would pump 6/7 kids. big families are kino , their life would be so much better, no need to rely on "friends " 6/7 brothers and sisters having eachother, and then trillion on grandsons , kino
Anyone else find it ironic that the more Ganker larps as "gigachad" who knows everything about socializing, the more autistic it is?
10 years ago people would be making fun of the manchild in OP.
Meanwhile 2023 nuGanker would probably white knight the fedora tipper subhumans of the early 2010s.
No need to act like a miserable grown up just because your parents did so when you were a child.
Who's approval are you trying to gain? Your neighbors? Strangers on the internet? Your parents?
>miserable grown up
The kind of people who play videogames in their late 20s and even 30s are also the kind that can not function without copious amounts of meds.
Ganker is now a political movement. We all support traditional family values, including a woman who takes care of the kids and cooks dinner. A man's role is to work and enjoy manly hobbies like video games. Trannies and gays are the ones that want to take gaming away from men.
>manly hobbies like videogames
Only 20 years ago videogames were seen as something only losers did, and nowadays videogames are only popular because we have an entire generation of autistic manchildren like this.
Driving and fixing cars, hunting, sports, those are manly, sitting on your ass in front of a screen is barely a hobby to begin with.
And considering this not even two decades ago people were bullied for playing games, how do you correlate traditional values with playing games?
You can't, because you are a larper.
>Muh OLD /vee/ let women walk all over them!! >NU/vii/ calls me a gay for letting a woman who doesn't respect me dictate my every move in life :((
Go back, gay.
No, old Ganker never gave a fuck about any of this.
People here literally prided themselves on being virgins, you stupid prick.
And now we have obvious autists with no social skills going >heh, did you know that sluts with hair dye are sluts? bet you didn't know that, you've been blessed by GIGACHAD knowledge
And by the way, for all your seething about women, you sure do jack shit about it.
It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do, but you do nothing, you just spend all fucking day gossiping, which is ironically how a teenage girl acts.
>It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do
/b/ literally never doxxed anyone the way you think they did. That's some tumblr shit.
/b/ did, and it sent chicks literally crying away from the internet, and it wasn't even because of ideals, it was purely for fun.
What has zoomer Ganker done, spend hours and hours gossiping among themselves, screaming at Twitter screencaps?
jessie slaughter was being an annoying attention whore
also everyone outside of /b/ hated it after the first few years and considered it a containment board
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
moron, this place does nothing but spend all day gossiping about attention whores and nothing ever happens, just endless threads of faggy little zoomies having meltdowns and never actually doing anything but screaming at their screen, because they are the kind that censor themselves in Ganker, the kind that say "N word" even in here because they are too afraid of saying moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
why are you pretending that you were there. /b/ didn't just pick out some random girl to fuck with, she got doxxed because she was being a cunt.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>she got doxxed because she was being a cunt
And i'm sure all the bitches this place gossips about are real nice women, like the one in the OP.
You just don't have balls to do anything but gossiping.
The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity. If your private info ever got leaked on the internet before 2012 it was 110% your fault and you had a majorly active role in feeding the trolls. The reality is that the VAST majority of people never went through anything like this because there's really only a very tiny portion of the population SO retarded that they'd get themselves labeled as a lolcow and then continue to keep feeding the trolls.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity
And?
Zoomers are cowards who wouldn't do that to ANYONE.
Mostly because they are so tech illiterate they can barely fill out captchas, but even if they knew they wouldn't do it because they are pussies, because they are the kind that are afraid of saying moron in Ganker, since they grew up on Twitter.
last i recall /b/ would mainly do any identity digging like that if somebody was bragging about killing cats or they'd just posted their manifesto
/b/ did, and it sent chicks literally crying away from the internet, and it wasn't even because of ideals, it was purely for fun.
What has zoomer Ganker done, spend hours and hours gossiping among themselves, screaming at Twitter screencaps?
>lolcows =/= random doxxes
It's irrelevant, this place seethes at the same bunch of whores everytime and nothing ever happens, because you are a bunch of pussies.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now, and in reality, the best way to actually get rid of these people is to not directly engage with them and let them get bored of trying so hard just to remain irrelevant.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now
Since fucking when has Ganker cared about the law.
>He thought people were seriously proud of becoming a 30 year old wizard
It's ironic that an autist like you is so hellbent on calling everyone else autistic.
Man, Ganker has lost all ability to make fun of itself or treat itself as the butt of jokes. It's not even a younger generation thing because Ganker has always been filled with teenagers threatening to burst a vein in their head from petty anger, it's a dangerous autist thing. Almost all of your replies just seethed at you and one tried to accuse you of posting "man Ganker sucks" for clout. Too many people pretended to be egotistical retards for too long and now we have loads of actual egotistical retards, and not even the funny kind like Quentin.
I took the 2nd and 5th of june off to play diablo 4 but I'm still on the fence on if I want to get BotW 1.5, all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too retarded to make anything half as neat on my own.
>all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too retarded to make anything half as neat on my own.
same, could never get into minecraft, for example. I know what kinds of games I enjoy so I'll steer clear of this new zelda.
Ah man... reminds me when I used to take a few days if school to play call of duty mw2 and black ops 1... good times man... I don't like being an adult and working and having to deal with my wife, I just want to be a manchild.
>Elden Ring comes out >Wtf I have savings so I'm going to quit my job to play this shit nonstop for months >"Boss, I'm leaving I feel that I'm underpaid in this job" >"Nooooo anon don't go, here have a very substancial pay rise" >Take it because it was a lot of money >Well it's ok, my gf is kinda bitchy, I'll break with her so I can play on the evenings >"Nooooo anon don't leave me I'll change and make you food and I won't make you came to retarded parties" >Take it because she is cute and we are happy if she tries >ff 1 year >Good pay at my job, amazing relationship with my gf >Still only 50 hours in ER >Ffs I just wanted to play and somewhat fixed my life >I still want to quit everything and just play
Your job is one thing but I don't understand why you can't just tell gf that you're looking to spend x amount of time on this game every week. Do you think she wouldn't understand that you have hobbies outside of her?
Having a gf is the biggest time sink ever, I lose 7 fucking hours every day to my job and around 8/9 to my gf, this is fucking hell, I have like 2 hours before going to sleep for me and if I take too long she takes all of the bed for her.
And you can't just tell her like, honey I'm gonna have 2 hours to myself every monday night?
Legitimately curious because I don't understand why you two have to be all over each other every waking moment, even if I had a partner I would probably still want some alone time.
>take 3 days off >don't mention it to dumb wife >pretend you're leaving for work >drive to some random fast food parking >enjoy new zeld + a nice bag of goyslop of your choice from 9-5 >come back home to clueless wife
its so simple
>Friend's wife doesn't let him play at home >He just plays at work for 8 hours and gets absolutely nothing done
I respect the guy. He's figured out how to be an employed neet.
>Ganker gets taken over by zoomers >coincidentally it's the same time we went from rightfully mocking these kids in the bodies of adults to being flooded by the "R-REAL ADULTS PLAY H*CKING ZELDA AND LE MARIO AND DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS" crowd
>You're totally washed up, old man.
The irony of zoomers and millennials saying this when their bodies are in worse shape than a 50 year old and requiere as much meds every day as a grandpa.
If you're married with 3 kids isn't there a very good chance you're not a zoomer?
Also eh I played my PSP and DS on the bus all the time, if you still give a fuck about what people think of you then you're still fresh mang.
Dude, we had people unironically discussing that Mario movie for an entire month despite being made for an audience that can barely walk and talk.
Ganker is flooded with manchildren who larp as what they think "chad" is all while admitting they spend all they playing games.
I had a spare day off to take in 2018 so I rushed through Smash Ultimate on release day to unlock stuff. Had I had no more days ofd though I wouldn't have bothered.
a co-worker put in a request for a week's worth paid vacation (since vacations have to be a week) for Tears of the Kingdom and did the same thing for Arceus
>this thread
This is why I sincerely hope the Ukraine shit becomes a full blown WWIII.
Too much oxygen being wasted on parasites that don't add anything.
>zoomers and millennials cry that boomers had it so much better >at the same time can't even do basic shit like having a relationship, educate kids or take care of their parents >wonder why their life is a failure when they can't even handle the bare minimum to live
>work for a security company >work consists of sitting on my ass in front of a security feed >take a walk every hour or so >play as much vidya as I want
Only disadvantage is I'm limited to what the Switch and Steam Deck can handle.
Oh, and the chairs suck, I'm thinking of buying a comfy, portable one, if there's such a thing.
I just went and took a look at that subreddit to see if they were all complaining about Zelda, but they are absolutely seething about Mother's Day instead.
Damn, I wonder how old he is. I'm 29 and I don't even take time off for vidya anymore, it feels like the games aren't usually ready for release date anymore and I just would rather take that day to do something else.
I wonder, do these people marry and have kids early and then regret it and want to get back that single lifestyle again?
> everyone taking sides on the guys actions > based off of what a woman said online
Seems everyone here missed the boat on telling this dumb bitch to shut the fuck up since you all have forgotten women can't be trusted
Why would you ever take vacation time for a VIDEO GAME?
Just play it during your normal gaming time and save the vacation time for an actual vacation. Go to Cuba or Iceland or something both are super fucking cheap right now.
>have 12 days a year >2 fucking weeks to explore a country
Huge waste of time and money tbdesu, I'd rather quit and spend a few months going around at my leisure.
dont worry things will get better when you hit 18 and finally move out
I'm 28 and still live with them because houses are fucking expensive here.
>Where do you live?
SEAnig kek. Minimum days per year for fulltimers is 7 but usually we get around 14 because employers want to show how generous they are, last time I worked in a bank they had 25. What do you do?
I work in lower management for an IT company. 25 days is minimum by law here, the 5 extra days were something our union cucked the higher ups into giving us.
Yes let me just drop a grand on a ticket and then book a hotel and everything else.
gay I barely get any vacation days either and do you think they would let me take a week off?
bro just to let you know, (and everyone in this thread) once you turn 17 is when you need to stop playing video games, and work your fucking ass off. finish school, get your career going, get laid and married. THEN, when you are 30 your shit is already all taken care of. you can play games ALL YOU WANT. its wild how many kids think this isn't how it works, wtf are they teaching you in school.
Been living by myself since turning 20. In white countries - unlike the US - you don't get to stay home forever. Never seen a vagina I haven't paid for though.
>kaps84 >having kids at 38
bitch you were supposed to have all your kids by 30
be thankful your man can get it up for a geriatric sack of shit like yourself for now
>Friend literally got berated for waiting in line for Zelda by his girlfriend
man what is it with women these days bros? Holy shit, I mean it was texts and texts of her telling him how he's playing vidya at his age and should grow up.
Women when they hit 30 basically just sit in one spot all day and play shitty freeware mobile games and say any light amount of work is exhausting and too much to handle so no, not really
Isn't it weird how 90% of the times when Ganker shits on women it's specifically for shit that's common place in Ganker?
We have unironic gacha threads all the time in the catalog.
>enabling >toxic
It's not a surprise the thread with people who think playing videogames as an adult is acceptable has people who use literal Twitter Newspeak.
Let me guess, you also say "whataboutism", "gaslight" and "sexist"?
How about you finish reading before having a stroke and making a fucking retarded assumption like a woman?
Why would I finish reading anything written by a literal Twitter user?
If you use the word "toxic" for anything but literal snake poison you are a subhuman and need to stick to social media.
>enabling >toxic
It's not a surprise the thread with people who think playing videogames as an adult is acceptable has people who use literal Twitter Newspeak.
Let me guess, you also say "whataboutism", "gaslight" and "sexist"?
When i see garbage like that it makes me believe women are so garbage now because men let them become like that
Imagine having a six month old kid, your own blood, and you give no fucks about it.
I fucking hope america gets nuked for shitting up the world so bad
When i see garbage like that it makes me believe women are so garbage now because men let them become like that
Imagine having a six month old kid, your own blood, and you give no fucks about it.
I fucking hope america gets nuked for shitting up the world so bad
It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fucking Zelda.
I swear, forced conscription needs to come back.
>It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fucking Zelda
You only think it's contradictory because you're a woman who will never understand why men need their alone time.
No, I'm a man, and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fucking toys are not humans to begin with, let alone men.
This is why entertainment media needs to be banned for all civilians.
>and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fucking toys are not humans
Which is something only women believe.
Every man knows they should have a hobby and every man wants time alone.
You can ban media all you want but then men will just move to DIY and build wacky shit on their own.
This is just a natural thing all men do. We like doing what we want when we want.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Which is something only women believe.
It's a thing literally everyone but you zoomers and millennials believe, and that's because you are mentally women.
I mean, look at fucking nu/v/, it's literall a board dedicated to gossiping about social media.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>zoomers
Ignoring the fact that you're clearly the youngest person here, it has nothing to do with age. All men do this
Young or old
Fit or fat
Popular or lonely
All men will seek out hobbies and alone time just because of our instinctual need to be busy.
Only women do not understand this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>unironically getting upset because he called you out for being nothing more than an old cunt scouting for drama
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So am I a zoomer or an old cunt?
Man you women can't keep your insults straight.
Or your personalities for that matter.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He said all you do is gossip and I'm calling you the equivalent of a fat housewife with nothing better to do but squawk in the square with the others. Ironically, you're acting like the woman here, incapable of comprehending multiple people can think you're a gay.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
>being so desperate you convince yourself only women could be talking to you
lol
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's you who is fooling himself into thinking sitting on your ass in front of a screen counts as being busy. >Only women do not understand this.
And only a zoomer unironically thinks that playing fucking Zelda is a sign of being a man.
Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
The removal of social darwinism from society has been lethal to the west.
Now go ahead, gossip about random tiktok whores some more while playing BING BING WAHOO on your Switch, that's totally what being a man is about, you stupid fucking subhuman, broccoli haired zoomer.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
I'm a man, I've already gone through conscription because I'm swiss, and I'd gladly go back into the military if that meant I'd also get to see every other person under the age of 40 spend a few years with bullets fly mere centimeters above their heads.
Lets see if any of you still feel like gossiping and playing on your söych after having your eardrums permanently damaged by the noise of artillery.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>because I'm swiss
No wonder you don't understand what it is to be a man.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes I do, far more than some fatass autist who unironically owns a Switch and plays Mario
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
YES I DO I AM A MAN Swissnon posted to a thread about Zelda on the video games board of an anime forum
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is it manly to ironically own a Switch?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you installed cfw then it's cool. >already got to see scalefag Zelda a week ago >the game was still boring and suffered from the same issues the base game suffers from
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Good thing I wear my hat tilted backwards when I play my Switch. Everybody knows I'm just being... IRONIC
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dude, look at what you're doing.
You're on an anonymous imageboard bitching about men being men while assuming everything about them just to win an argument.
You're literally using the feminazi special. Just change "switch and Mario" to small dick and you're set.
You're a fucking woman.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You're on an anonymous imageboard bitching
just gonna highlight this for you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>N-NO, WHY ARE YOU BEING H*CKING TOXIC THIS ISN'T WHOLESOME, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
No, you are a fucking gay, have a nice day.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dial it back a notch anon you're trying too hard.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You can't even argue it anymore, you know you're acting like a whiny woman.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would I bother arguing with a Marvel watching, videogame playing numale?
Go ahead, tell us again how manly playing Zelda is, tendie.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're just mad no man wants to be with you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
First of all I'm not a gay, second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job. >ANOOON, LETS GO TO A CONCERT >ANOOON, LETS GO TO A RESTAURANT >ANOOON, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
A girlfriend is nothing but a glorified pet, and having a pet is already a massive waste of time and money in itself.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Autism
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>First of all I'm not a gay
You're right, you're a woman. >second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
Oh so I hit the nail on the head. Not very surprising, no man can stand being around your type.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you really liked her you wouldnt mind hanging out with her
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.
>First of all I'm not a gay
You're right, you're a woman. >second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
Oh so I hit the nail on the head. Not very surprising, no man can stand being around your type.
>Oh so I hit the nail on the head
Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.
It's a part of being a man, not that you would kmow. Every man has a set of tools for some reason or another.
I have like five different screwdrivers within arms reach right now.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.
You know I get how you could easily start thinking that way
People do incredibly questionable shit all the time that seriously puts their intelligence into question
Its important to remember that you only ever see a very small part of the story as an outside observer reading funny headlines and that you arent in any way close perfect either
Its easy to overlook your own flaws and relentlessly peck at others
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why do you have only the "before" part of a weight-loss comparison saved to your computer
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's so easy to spot the lonely roasties. They never have an argument outside of attacking a males manhood. You act like a complete sperging cunt at every moment of your life but still can't understand why no man will ever want you. It must dig into your soul at every second of conciseness existence why even those numales you mock so much reject you.
Now go ahead and do the part where you pretend like you're a male and you hate women while at the same time try to take a subtle jab at men.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Further confirmation that zoomers would unironically white knight fedora tippers if they had been here in the early 2010s.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fedora tippers WERE the white knights, you retard. Maybe if you looked past the fact that you only made fun of them because they were ugly and unfashionable, you would realize that we made fun of them for their character. M'lady.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He's not referring to "m'lady" types, he's referring to "Men's Rights Activist" gamergate or KotakuInAction types. Anti-SJWs. Obnoxious bastards that make it their life's mission to stalk other obnoxious bastards.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There is exactly one archetype of person that qualifies as a 'fedora tipper', and its certainly not the MRA scene.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Quit being a nitpicky homo.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Quit being wrong and I wont have to correct you all the time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
We made fun of them because they were autistic.
That's the thing about you zoomers, you are trying to build some kind of gay sorority where the very defining feature of man is it's individualism, it's desire to strive on it's own.
And yet you go >Y-YOU MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER MAN, YOU MUST BE A WOMAN
when women can't even insult for shit, you call one a bitch and they just recoil and stand there because they can't handle a direct attack.
It's also why zoomers are so fucking faggy, because you can't handle it either, you are passive agressive, you never actually attack anything, you are the HECKING WHOLESOME type of fag.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>trying to convince yourself that the shitposter you've been replying to is a real woman
how do you get to this point
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hate to break it to you but the more you reply the more you tell him he's getting to you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>everyone replying is the same person
schizo anon...
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Videogame board btw
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>forced armyfag seething about those who play the switch freely
Ahhh, I think today's a good day to bust out some new Mario games I haven't played yet. You need me to turn up the volume, Swissfag, or have you gone fully deaf yet?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>t. too fat to draft >t. too autistic to be trusted with a gun
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've already undergone forced conscription and it was a great time, I miss it.
Plus, they let me keep the rifle afterwards.
You’re a miserable angry fag. Go die in Ukraine like a “real man” you fucking loser.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
As much as I wish slavs disappeared since they are all drunk subhumans, I have to say I'm jealous of the Russians and Ukranians, because no matter what happens to their countries you know the people there will be far more complete than the gays that plague the west who can barely talk to their supermarket cashier without being riddled with "anxiety".
Not really, men were suppose to protect women just like fathers are suppose to protect their kids, scold them, telling them what is bad and what is good, the reason why women are so insane now is because men stopped giving a fuck about them, look at the image at the OP, no wonder women aren't marrying anymore and became sluts when the OP pic is what awaits them if they marry.
>Wife >3 kids >job
Yes of course you can't take pto to play bing bing wahoo for 10 hours a day. You gave that up for the 3 things above. Just install Honkai Star Rail or something and play 20 minutes a day on your commute to work or while taking a shit, these are the kind of games you get to play now.
This is the truth about women, they are all so chronically vain that it's actually detrimental to their mental wellbeing if there's even one person in the building who doesn't make them the center of their life. If you want a woman to go crazy thinking about you, just treat her like a stranger that you can't wait to walk away from.
Smart guy. There are too many risks interacting with women in the workplace these days with #metoo. This woman would still be complaining if the man was talking to her. I bet she's angry he's making it more difficult to falsely accuse him of stuff.
>tfw I barely interact with anyone at work except other people when I need help/am giving help, don't go out to social events and know I come off as a creep >theres 3 women in my department
I'm fucked, aren't I?
Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned, and now zoomers are such redditors that they will literally link reddit posts here?
>Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned,
I remember lots of people screeching about Reddit out of nowhere and suddenly trying to start inter-site Reddit wars, and some fags watchdogging across both sites to make sure nothing got reposted (they were 100% certainly reposting it themselves and coming back here to cry about it)
Then they shut up for a while thanks to Shazbowl, then came back in full force after the Reddit team leader cheated on the rematch and was banning Ganker teamers and any Reddit teamers that told him to fuck off
I don't actually remember posting about Reddit being a bannable offense unless you were on /a/ where you were being wildly off-topic, or your whole thread was concern trolling about Reddit
>I feel weird about being attracted to 20 year old girls
Jesus christ, how do men like this even exist? How is it possible for such weak genes to propagate this far down the timeline?
it's hilarious how she thinks a Christmas Cake is "in the same life stage" as a 26-year-old guy
a cautionary tale for the next batch of amerimutt women in the making
I took a day off as well go play Zelda, more like to make sure the game arrived safely and no fucking porch pirate took it away but I ain't taking 3 fucking days off just for Zelda. Also if you have kids and one of em is a baby you don't have the luxury of just playing games you stupid moron.
Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs to provide for their families while women do the easy jobs. You just know that woman binges crap on Netflix. She should shut the fuck up and let her husband take a break for once and play the game. I would say he should divorce her but women fucking destroy men financially and emotionally in divorces. Female hypocrisy, narcissism and selfishness knows no bounds.
>Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs
The thing is you are supposed to pick a job you actually like.
If you are stuck working on some warehouse or as a guard is because you are a low IQ moron who chose to not study.
You are cattle, part of the 99% and should accept you were born to be sheep.
What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit? Pic related. The whole thread was berating some guy for dating a younger girl.
What??
https://i.imgur.com/WuifWLH.png
Do tendies really take 3 days off work to play the new Zelda game?
The biggest contradiction of the zoomer "man", trying to appear masculine while spending your day gossiping about literally who's like a 13 year old girl.
>this one guy who looked about late 30s (several years older than me)
I gave up here. This old hag roastie is really gonna sit there and try to pretend she's some helpless naive little girl and the guy in the same age group as her is some master manipulator with decades of life experience over her who conned her into the unbelievable crime of having to pay for her own stuff like an adult. We need sharia law.
>you have to be an adult, responsible, always grinding, always wanting more, always serving your wife >video games? grow up already, go slave away to shekelstein in OT
Why are americans like this?
You guys knows these sort of Reddit posts are LITERALLY just made to elicit reactions, right? The equivalent of consolewar shitposting or being a tripfag. The vast majority of these stories are bullshit.
ATTENTION
THERE ARE LITERAL REDDITORS AND TWITTER USERS IN THIS THREAD
I REPEAT
THERE ARE SUBHUMANS WITH TWITTER AND REDDIT ACCOUNTS POSTING IN HERE
RANGEBAN ALL THESE FUCKING sissy gayS
Taking 3 days off of work to play video games non-stop when you are married with kids is pretty selfish. Playing video games with the kids is one thing, expecting that you don't have to do anything to support the house and just leave it all the the spouse is just sad.
Dude, I know a fucking mother with a baby that's under a year old, who gave the baby to a family member to babysit so that she could play this fucking game all day.
It unironically was the grandparents.
But at the same time it's a baby. you feed it a bit, play with it a bit, give it paw patrol, how much TOTK are you missing? An hour?
>be excited to play game >work colleague keeps hyping up game >says we can talk about it on Monday >lose any will to play >still haven't booted up TOTK
Why am I like this?
>Friend invites me over, asks if he can borrow RDR2 >Bring it over, hand it to him and he asks how long did it take me to beat it >100 hours or so >In the next room hear his wife yell "Oh hell no! you dont got 100hours to be sitting doing nothing, give the game back you arent borrowing it"
No it wouldn't. As crazy as marriage makes a woman, not having a child by 30 makes them far crazier, they'll reproduce one wat or another. At least if normalfags didn't put up with shitty cunt behavior we'd have a semi-orderly society like we did in the past.
Probably because you were looking for "romance" or "love" or "naturally developing" relationships when the vast majority of normie marriages come from drunk hookups and people who rush through the honeymoon phase or are when two shitty people do it (the majority of people are shitty)
The most dangerous lie that's taught to boys from the day they're born is that women desire romance and some sort of natural romantic development. They absolutely despise it, but it's extremely convenient for them to have a guy who's hoping for some hollywood unbreakable lifelong connection that he will invest his life into while she shops around for other men. They go WAY out of their way to make sure that boys grow up thinking all that is necessary to ever have a relationship with a woman when really they only respond to obvious sexual advances that are made within the first few encounters with a man. If you've spent time learning about her interests and listening to her feelings without fucking her in the first few encounters then she'll look at you as a timid eunuch for the rest of her life.
Women think differently than men. If you do not understand this and wonders "why are women like this", then you are on the same spectrum as women, who doesn't understand men.
Condition your women in the same manner you condition yourself. Teach them and they will abide it with utmost diligence. Be honest and direct, do not ever leave any doubt in their minds.
If she's fat, be honest, but respectful. If you're fat, then you should be honest and respectful to yourself too.
You should never have to lie or deceive, there's never any need for it. Just use rhetorics and make sure to nullify any kind of retard statement from her mouth. In return, she will do the same for you and you will become better too.
Currently living with two gf's. Both study medicine together. I basically do not really work other than my own projects and they pay for everything. Of course, I help them a lot and make sure I am the last to orgasm. Will always try to make sure they're happy and they in return does the same for me. We all have our strength and weakness, this thread is an indication of weakness. Just accept women and try to work with it. You would be surprised
depends. i work at a tech company where everyone is like this so it would not be weird at all. of course at a place like a bank or something it would be weird
Man can get vacation and play and do whatever he wants. Vaginoids dont work anyway,so they have no concept of burning out, they see guy relaxing, they want him to work in their favor.
>"adulthood is never doing anything that others might perceive as fun or childish, only work and take care of thrones child while giving into your wife's every demand"
Glad to know 75% of this thread is under the age of 18
They're fat? Umm yeah I guess you're right about that. Are people supposed to sperg out and get upset when you post fat people so you can pretend to be among oldfags or something?
They're all in one big ugly polyamorous relationship and fuck way more than anyone in this thread does. How does it feel to know these ugly beasts will have their genetic lines continue while yours dies out with you?
The husband probably told her he was taking that time off months in advance and her plan was to play stupid until the very last second so she could pretend like she was blindsided.
My ex used to do that shit all the time. I'd tell her i was planning on doing something weeks in advance and make sure she knew because i kept repeating it until she made direct eye contact with and say "okay i get it, can you please stop". Then, the night before like fucking clockwork she'd do her "i can't believe you didn't tell me you were doing that! I had already made plans for us!"
I have on idea why but there's something genetically ingrained in them that constantly needs drama in their lives while at the same time they can't admit they're that way so they must create problems then twist the circumstances so the problem are not their fault. It's maddening.
Don't shit on that too much, nuGanker zoomers take all their speech patterns from Twitter and Reddit.
This thread itself has people unironically calling others "toxic".
The reasonable >3 kids, one is a baby
Yeah, sorry man. You're a dad. You gotta be a dad. You don't get to opt out of being a dad for 3 days. >Mother's day
Brother, you have a calendar. You can see that it's mother's day on that Sunday. Plan around these things.
The unreasonable >Wife planned to bring kids friends and parents over
Yeah, this was actually an intrusion.
Isnt it great how billions of people post selfies now so we can cherry pick the ones we think look silly for our disingenuous gay little comparison posts where we put attractive actors on the other side.
Anyway have a nice day.
Reminder that even after over 20 years of marketing and psyops videogames are NOT accepted as a hobby or activity. If that man said he took 3 days off work to do any other selfish, non productive activity that isn't videogames, such as put spoilers in his car, scroll instagram, play an instrument, go rock climbing, camping, taxidermy, literally ANYTHING that isn't videogames this woman would not complain so much. She might have her jimmies rustled but she would go 'ah boys with their toys' and let it go. NOTHING makes women consider a man a failure they can bully besides videogames. You can be a muscle bound giant and your woman will bitch at you if you play videogames.
Model airplanes / trains are toys too but i guarantee you his woman wouldn't be so pissed if he spent all day in his room meticulously painting his model plane
Because vidiogaems are exclusively a (You) enjoyment/improvement that will barely get shared with your special someone unless you also marry an autistic girl that likes that kinda stuff and understand how selfish it is.
You just wrote it, any other activity made you improve in things you can apply in your daily life, except for that instagram shit and to be fair that might as well be comparable to watch tv all day
That's a nice little fantasy you came up with there, but ask your dad and grandfathers about how women felt about them doing literally all of those things back when video games weren't even invented yet. Women have always hated to see men enjoying themselves spending time in a way that doesn't directly benefit her.
It's good to know your grandpa was also seething about how all women are ungrateful whores trying to get in the way of men being men. I'm sure your grandmother didn't hate and resent him at all.
Grandpa was tired of "youre barely doing anything, youre just fiddling around, come help me X" when he was tying fishing line, so he installed a shed so that grandma couldnt see him while he did his hobbies.
Nobody was offended by his picture of tubby guys going to see Avengers so now he's seething about "h*cking wholesome gamerinos" to nobody in particular.
If board resets didn't work, we wouldn't massively depopulate and get way more tolerable on April Fools events like the Easter candy princesses or the emoji picker. I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it just put 'posted by chatgpt' or something below ppls posts if i remember
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
Every so often a post would have >written by chat GPT
At the bottom or some shit like that.
It was very forgettable
Oh yeah it randomly accused you of being a GPT bot, now I remember. Hope they beat the staffer that thought of that one.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
Every so often a post would have >written by chat GPT
At the bottom or some shit like that.
It was very forgettable
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I thought it was the infected gag where if you responded to a post that was infected you got infected as well?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That was the year before. Repeat of the year that it accused you of being Canadian and shuttled you off to a new temporary board.
So basically you're either
- A virgin incel manchild who can play as many games as he want
or
- A henpecked dad and husband who had sex once but has no control over his life
You can hire a whore if you're still that angry about being a virgin >is there any way to win?
Yeah, by not playing it and going full autismo until youre old
>can't game >can't do diy >can't work on a car >can't sit alone >can't do anything
According to women your only hobbies can be be with her and do what she wants or work.
Reminder to never EVER tell anyone other than your scheduling manager if you are taking personal time off. >but my significant other and my friend who is my coworker and
Congrats you took significant others and coworkers time off
>take day off work >*suddenly* the woman just cannot even anymore and needs you to be mom
This is why you have to make them fear you a little bit. >stern warning >kick them out of the bed >grab them on the arm or something to show them your strength >hit them in the body somewhere, not the face
I had a girlfriend try to do that shit where screeching in the car and trying to open the door because she was mad at me not wanting to sell arts and crafts for her at some anime convention and I just backhanded her chest and grabbed her arm and that made that shit stop for months.
You going to do your lolbertarian "reasoning" while she's scratching at you with her nails and screeching like a banshee? Good luck with that cuckold. You don't do this every day, you do it when start getting ridiculous. It's been human nature for 5000 years.
>talk about "getting physical" with his ex-girlfriend to "keep her in line" >"lolbertarian 'reasoning'," "cuck," "it's just human nature"
there is perhaps a reason you spoke of your girlfriend in the past tense
Please give me more advice you cock addicted simp. I know, I'll go write her a letter the next time she starts having a woman moment! That's what my children's cartoon told me to do!
>g-g-g-give me a-advice you cuck surely there's n-n-no other way to-
Die alone. You're scum. You deserve to be left to rot. You're just a low intellectual beast in disguise.
>yeah man you just have to abuse your partner and potentially threaten them with beatings or worse to get them in line
Fucking have a nice day, oh my god. I would beat you down if I ever came across you. You disgust me you piece of shit.
"*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off?!" is not successful parenting/partnership
Women are neurotic anon
They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
If you cant be the rock keeping her steady be the rock hitting her in the head until she behaves like a human being
>They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
So Ganker is full of women?
This place has constant mental breakdowns at twitter screencaps and has been crying daily for 6 years about RDR2 because it didn't flop.
You dumb fucking animal, it goes both ways. LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER, COMMUNICATING TOGETHER. You cannot be THIS fucking stupid.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER
Its not your job to change to accommodate her autism either
You are like a living doormat jesus is expecting somebody to just act normal that outrageous to you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nevermind. Therw's no point in talking with an actual neanderthal. One day when you face yourself at the end of a muzzle you point at yourself, you will understand the meaning of my words. But for now, fuck you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Between me and the emotional punching bag you are I think its clear whos gonna eat the barrel first
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm glad you agree. I've had deeper bonds with many people more than you'll ever even hope to have in your pathetic life.
>Shitposting on the anime website
It's shitposting when it isn't done seriously, it becomes actual histerical, mentally unstable shit when you do the same thing for several hours every day.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
A shitpost is worth fuck all if nobody thinks its real
So, on top of the reddit screencaps, the reddit links, now we have zoomers unironically using hashtags in Ganker?
Why do you even come here, when it's obvious literally all you do in this website is come here to gossip about literally whos?
You're trying to tell this to people who only know women through anime and Disney Channel groomer cartoons. I was thinking of actually explaining it but then I remembered they're just completely delusional. The fact any mention of a physical discipline gets them triggered into thinking you're beating them for being too slow with dinner is just proof of this. They live in fantasy.
>get trolled in the website that came up with trolling >zoomers are so riddled with BPD and autism they take everything at face value and even think they are talking to chicks
>All these """"""ADULTS""""" she was right
What are you doing here lmao
Don't you have things to do? Like change diapers or drink beer with other """"""Adults""""" with kids and say how much you hate your husband/wife? lol
3 days?
I took an entire week vacation and went to the midnight release to pick up the Collector's Edition with my girlfriend
So far I'm having a blast
I'm sorry that life brings you no joy anymore.
>nintendo thread >suddenly filled with people going "NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK BACK TO YOUR WIFE YOU CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO!"
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? You doing that shit is the reason you can't hold onto a girl for more than 6 months.
Hell no I didn't learn shit. I was supposed to be spending this time taking notes from my Accounting textbook and instead I sat here like a dumbass talking about literally nothing and giggling at schizos.
That there is a level below the numale, and that's the numale trying to pass as manly, the kind that instead of making reddit posts showing off his Pokemon to his parents, instead comes to Ganker to tell everyone how manly it is to take time off to play BING BING WAHOO
it's honestly his own fault for telling his wife he filed for 3 days of PTO, any human male knows if your female partner be it wife or girlfriend will attempt to dominate any of your time off regardless of what you want
he should have just filed for PTO not told his wife and pretended to go to work every morning like normal, then just rent a hotel and enjoy his time in peace
They were both in the wrong. She should have respected that he took time of for himself and his hobby rather than for her despite her not thinking highly of his hobby. He shouldn't have taken time off for Zelda.
>zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of bitches >on the very website that came up with the concept of trolling
>zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of bitches
If you're a man who's shitting on a man for being a man because you can't understand being a man the only logical explanation is that you're a woman.
>if you don't side with him, you're a woman >no, you can't be against numales
Friendly reminder that numales result in trannies which are men that objectively act worse than women
>Ganker in the late 2000s and early 2010s >funny weirdos who talked about how proud they are of being virgins >actually focus on topics since it was the fun kind of autists
>Ganker in late 2010s and early 2020s >literally nothing but mental breakdowns, social media posts and autists with no friends giving terrible dating advice because the autists we have are the unfun, genuinely mentally ill types who need someone's validation and come here to try to get someone to tell them they truly are "chad" and that they aren't autistic
Women have a fuckton of flaws, but it's hilarious that Ganker will only shit on the flaws that are also common place in Ganker, mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
All of this defines nu/v/, a bunch of mentally unstable autists who scream at Twitter screencaps, spend years having daily mental breakdowns because games that were "totally going to flop" actually sold and constantly say dumb, low IQ shit and get mad when someone doesn't believe it.
Not to mention how anecdotical evidence that could very well be totally made up is now used as legitimate arguments.
>mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
None of these define Ganker.
this board adopted 41% memes from 4chan and keeps trying to raise the number based on personal feelings, of course we're overly emotional, illogical, hysteric, nonsensical and prone to wishful thinking
Ganker has been seething daily about Red Dead Redemption 2 for half a decade because autists insisted from day one it would flop, and when it didn't it caused a meltdown that has lasted to this day.
RDR2 sucks and is literally the hicklib cowboy meme.
If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
You went for RDR2 specifically because you were dumb enough to think it would flop, and too mentally unstable to admit you were wrong.
Because Ganker is overly emotional, ilogical and histerical.
Should we also forget about how Ganker shilled Metal Gear Survive, not because of the game's quality, but as "revenge" against Kojima because MGSV didn't have enough cutscenes?
Your screenshot doesn't change the fact that the shitposting for RDR2 only lasted a few months, not half a decade.
The game a few months away from that anyway.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
moron, it still happens to this day, and it's the exact same thread as it was 5 years ago.
>If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
Everyone knows AC is garbage and ubisoft sucks. The game isn't worth talking about.
Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it, and it sucked both in gameplay and story.
"flop" as if anyone cares what NPCs waste their money on. Everyone with a brain pirates everything.
weird troll tbh. why would anyone still be thinking about RDR2 when TOTK is the new blunder of the century?
>Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it,
So it's not about quality, but the fact that you reacted emotionally to other people.
Because you are unstable and ilogical.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>moron, it still happens to this day,
It really doesn't. We barely have RDR threads nowadays period meanwhile botw shitposting has been renewed with totk
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>So it's not about quality
It is though? when a game is hyped up to be good and it turns out it's shit people want to laugh at it/ laught at people who are in denial and still hyped about it / vent because they expected it to be good.
This is not a difficult concept to grasp. RDR2 is a bad game.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The thing is you are not laughing, those threads are filled with genuine anger, because you are mentally unstable creatures who react overly emotionally to things.
You yourself said that you reacted like that, not because of the game, but because of other people's reactions, aka and ilogical behavior.
You are smooth brained and have a low IQ.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>those threads are filled with genuine anger
Wut.
I've never seen an RDR2 thread where people other than the defenders are legitimately angry.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
All of these 24/7 shitpost threads are the same handful of posters pretending to be either side and trying to bait the other posters. It gets really tiresome and tedious when you realize that's what they're doing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I have not been in a RDR2 thread since launch.
Honestly you seem mentally ill and I don't even know what you are trying to say. RDR2 is a bad game regardless of if other people are making fun of it, making fun of morons who like bad game or getting mad at it.
>If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
Everyone knows AC is garbage and ubisoft sucks. The game isn't worth talking about.
Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it, and it sucked both in gameplay and story.
"flop" as if anyone cares what NPCs waste their money on. Everyone with a brain pirates everything.
weird troll tbh. why would anyone still be thinking about RDR2 when TOTK is the new blunder of the century?
>you'd be attacking AC Valhalla
Honestly, if I knew anything about the game other than the fact that it exists, I certainly would be more upset about it. The problem with RDR2 is that people kept posting threads about it. Its like the Forspoken game and the new Horizon. I know Forspoken is bad and why, I have no fucking idea what the Horizon game does. I'd bet theres probably black lesbians, but I dont know, so the hate is more logical and less personal.
Ganker has been seething daily about Red Dead Redemption 2 for half a decade because autists insisted from day one it would flop, and when it didn't it caused a meltdown that has lasted to this day.
every time theres a shooting in the news the bitches of this forum all act like theyre deeply personally affected and theyre going to move to canada today because they literally cant even. this is the forum women go to lie and bitch and one up each other on whos kids and husband are more useless.
What the internet and real life have taught me is that the problem with the world isn't men or women or the left or the right, it's the mentally ill.
We allowed mentally ill people to have a voice in society and in just a few years they destroyed everything.
People with mental illnesses should all be executed.
>I've met perfectly reasonable schizos
Then you must be a schizo yourself.
This is why asylums need to be opened again, the mentally ill can not be tolerated anymore.
>I've never met a woman who isnt ready to send men to die in a war over things that dont actually matter.
The world would actually be fine if women were like that instead of pitiful pacifists who always go >NO TO THE H*CKING WAR, I'M LE PACIFIST
War is ingrained in human nature, there's a reason the majority of achievements of humanity in space were in the context of the cold war, and not in the era of international cooperation.
The human brain is literally wired to defeat other people.
Women are always pacifist until the danger is out of direct eyesight. They will always support other people fighting over anything as long as they cant see it.
>its human nature
And no woman will ever aspire to improve themselves beyond the base nature of their instinct
Whatever mental gymnastics you want to make, it's a fact war defines humanity, and that this war would be better if plenty of peoples and countries these days, like Africa, were simply destroyed.
moron, it still happens to this day, and it's the exact same thread as it was 5 years ago.
[...] >Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it,
So it's not about quality, but the fact that you reacted emotionally to other people.
Because you are unstable and ilogical.
What Ganker has is called BPD.
And no, BPD isn't just the "ethot mental illness", look up the symptoms of borderline personality disorder, it alligns perfectly with Ganker's behavior for the past 5 years.
>take time off to do specific thing
>woman schedules shit that prevents you from doing specific thing
Every time.
he literally cannot be allowed to play zelda in the next room if one of his wife's friends comes over.
>a kid's friend and their parents
Which usually means:
kid is classmates with other kid but they are not friends
classmate's dad is not friends with kid's dad
only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)
>only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)
My parents are Chinese and when they would have friends over they would make me play piano to impress our guests. I'll never forget the time my mom called me in to show off my piano skills and then her new friend has her daughter play our piano and BTFOs me eternally and completely. My mother's shame was palpable.
You have dishonored your famiry.
Damn bro. That stings
>My parents are Chinese
Why didn't you just say "I'm Chinese"? Lol.
Bro’s “tRanSrAcial”
I'm not Chinese.
Me either
He stopped being Chinese as soon as possible.
Parents are chinks, he’s just an american with chink parents
Can't you read? He failed them in some trivial task. They clearly disowned him not only as their son but as their racial relative. Then they skinned him alive.
The chinese call it chimsun bang
escapism
Bro, it's time to suicide. Sorry.
Did you raped that girl at least?
Good morning sirs!
Haha chink.
>me
>white
>azn childhood friends, all forced to play piano & hated it
>30s
>wish I could play piano AT ALL
>bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff
At least you can play for yourself bro, forget that lil slut
grass is always greener on the other side anon
>me, asian
>mom thinks I'm not interested in anything
>if I say I'm interested she thinks it's just heat of the moment thing
>if I do something for the first time and fuck up even once she calls me stupid and goes on about how she knew I couldn't do it
>never tell her what I want or do anymore, I just do it myself
dont worry things will get better when you hit 18 and finally move out
Reminds me of my grandma back in the day
>like video games
>she said she'll buy me and my sister whatever we want
>ask for a cheap GBA game
>she says it's a waste of time
>proceeds to spend more than the cost of the game on my sister for junk that's going to be used up in a week
>get into the usual geeky nerd stuff like models and shit
>still told its a waste
>ask for something normal for once, a bike
>too expensive
I just stopped asking her for stuff outright.
My mom helped me move recently, I wonder if she noticed I still had the SNES I asked for the Christmas after she sold ours to Funcoland to get an N64 game for my little brothers. I wonder if she noticed I had all the games she refused to rebuy too.
>bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff
So what's the problem? As long as you're practicing a few hours per day you'll reach his level in no time. You ARE practicing several hours seven days a week aren't you? Because that's how you learn an instrument. At least you have the option to give up and do something you actually find fun, many of us grew up trapped in it and had no choice.
>wahhhhh i wish i suddenly knew how to play something that takes skill
>i wish i didn't have to put effort in
Fuck you moron. I hate people like you. If you actually want it, put the goddamn work in. Besides, those bastards who got forced to learn it usually only play classical, and that shit is BORING. Learn to make good music, not just be flashy, you shallow bitch.
Women view their children the way they view pets and purses, chinkoid women are especially bad about this.
the girl's mother probably still masturbates to that memory
true minus being pissed its mothers day, you have 3 kids, do something for their mother.
>Ganker is so full of zoomers who are mental kids that they think it's acceptable for an adult with kids to, not just unironically play videogames, but to play trash for 5 year olds like Zelda
I'll never understand why zoomers and millennials pretend they know better about adulthood when they are the generation that takes 10 daily meds for their various mental illnesses.
Not a mutt, so I don't take medication, have no mutilated genitals and didn't lose all my hair the second puberty ended.
And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
>Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
Do you even know who Quentin is?
Why are you on the bideogame board?
Because it's full of mentally unstable zoomers, and since they are also very low IQ on top of that and take everything at face value it's extremely easy to cause meltdowns in them.
Like passing in front of the classroom of the retarded to mock them.
Birds of a feather flock together
Dang anon you're pretty pathetic fr fr on God be bussin
>le mutt
>euroshitter who sucks nintendie cock thinks he is better than others
Growing up is literally a scam senpai. Though I agree that if you have children, it's already too late and now you have to take care of them.
have a nice day you disingenuous gay
>Be in relationship
>Do things for that relationship year-round, sacrificing your own time for others
>Game comes out
>Schedule time for yourself
>Now the domestic harpy starts shrieking she doesn't get what she wants
Sounds like millenials *do* know how to be in relationships. It's just *just* giving, you know.
>
He said on the Ganker - Video Games board
Yeh its weird, imagine taking 3 days off work and using it to play videogames instead of spending time with your children
What kind of retarded justification is this?
The dude took time off work to play the game, if the game wasn't there he'd be at work instead, how would she have managed then? In both scenarios he's unavailable but apparently one warrants being mad at him.
One is productive and earns money, the other he has 3 full days to play the game. He can manage a little playdate, take care of his kids and tend to his wife all while still having enough time to play.
That's some woman logic man.
The guy has been working his ass off to provide for his family and now that he takes 3 days off for himself you're going to bitch at him?
Oh and what he can't act like a dad to his kids hecause a new toy came out?
Same reason the woman can't act like a mother and has to bitch at her husband for taking some time off to himself.
*like a single mother
>One is productive and earns money
PTO is productive and earns money.
Missed that, my bad.
Regardless he is a dad and has responsibilities to fulfill.
He would've been available for his home after work, it is very obvious that he wanted to game all day when he could just spend the afternoon doing normie shit and continue playing through the night
>think it's bad to play video games
>is on Ganker
Uh hello???? moron???? Why the FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
A man with a job that provides for his family should be able to do whatever the hell he pleases with his free time you troglodyte
A numale who plays Zelda is closer to being a woman than a man.
How many kids do you have anon?
In what way are you contributing to society?
Well, right now i'm studying astrodynamics.
>studying
In other words, you haven't actually accomplished anything or contributed to society.
Not yet, but eventually I will, and my work will contribute to humanity's destiny of spreading through space.
>moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack
>between work and her calling me every five fucking minutes at home I can't do anything
>sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself
>she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her
Just leave bro. Don't let her guilt trip you.
I really should but I'm just too nice of a fucking person to do that especially to my mother.
I mean, she's a nice enough person, it's just that damn anxiety issue.
You need to talk with her. Set boundaries so your sleep doesnt suffer, and if she ignores what you ask of her then obviously you would feel a lot less guilty about straight up leaving.
First step is to talk about shit.
>I'm just too nice of a fucking person
you aren't nice, you're a sycophant.
That's not what that word means. Did you just learn it in 9th grade last week?
sounds almost as ill as mine, almost
though it's definitely not anxiety, probably schizophrenia
My mum used to do this before I gave her the option of stopping or me moving away and cutting contact. You have to set boundaries when you live with your parents past 18 or it's going to be horrible.
your mother is a literal schizo. Hate to be the one to tell you. Source: i have a schizo mother. They will push and push and push and the only thing they understand is fear and consequences. Talking to them reasonably over and over and over doesn't work. She will take every moment she can from you. You need to straight up tell her you don't give a fuck about her fake anxiety and her crybaby bullshit. Then you need to stone face it. Any time she tries walk away leaving her in her own schizo retardation.
You aren't nice to your well being gay. Join the firefighters so you die for criminals
Are you taking her to a doctor?
I'm a bong. I can barely see a doctor for myself for my fucking shoulder pains.
But yeah we've seen a doctor a few times and they've practically just blown her off.
In defense of the doctors it's not like there's a surgery or a single procedure they could ever do that could cause someone to stop worrying about every little thing. The best they can do is prescribe a bunch of drugs then move on to the next patient.
Anxiety is as much of a life choice as it is an affliction.
Well shit
good luck man
time to leave friend
If she wants any more service, she should pay with her body. Get her pregnant, gay.
You’ll only understand this when you have kids.
You owe her nothing. You didn’t ask to be born, she brought you into this world. That was HER choice.
If she’s causing you problems, tell her about it. Tell her it needs to stop, and if not, you’ll take steps to improve your life (ie leave).
The mentally ill drain the people around them.
the same people who complain about how "society is collapsing" turn around and post this shit
>entire generation burned by parents and leadership
>why don't they worship useless retards???
>WOW WHY ISN'T THE GOVERNMENT MAKING ME TENDIES LIKE MOMMY DID
>WOW WHY IS MY LIFE GETTING RUINED SURELY IT COULDN'T BE THE ONE THING CAUSING ME PROBLEMS
That you can't put any effort into anything because the main goal of your life is entertainment media?
>YOU HAVE TO LOSE SLEEP BECAUSE SOME MENTALLY ILL RETARD HEARD SOMEONE COUGH 10 MILES AWAY
Is she on meds? Get her off them.
its the lack of meds causing the problems sounds like. that sounds like my mom before she got on her current meds.
You're doing a good thing but you need to not be so hard on yourself for choosing to spend time by yourself as well. Don't abandon her like others are saying, just tell her she's being way too needy
You have a good soul anon, but you're allowed to be a little selfish.
It’d be one thing if this was just his dumbass gf but the dude has a 6 month old. You don’t have the fucking luxury to play vidya all day anymore. I have a 10 month old and I can fit in maybe an hour-two hours a day
fpbp.
in the future all humans will be male and will be grown in vats.
>Spending time around a woman for anything other than sex
That's where it all goes wrong.
Yep. Greetings from Kazakhstan.
>Acting like a 10 year old when you actually have responsiblities in life
Maybe he shouldn't have fucked the bitch if he didn't want to be taking care of kids or have any responsiblities at all. Didn't know we suddenly supported acting like black fathers in the 90's here.
i was sad at first that my ex broke up with me. but moments like this make me feel great to be single again.
>why do I have responsibilities I just want to play video games!!!!
No wonder modern men are incapable of finding a partner and are committing 70% of all suicides.
this post brought to you by a 27-year-old that doesn't know how to change a diaper or a tire
>goes out of their way to fuck with your plans
I hate women so much it's unreal
You don't get three whole days where you just bing bing wahoo when you have three small kids. Foid should divorce him.
>Foid should divorce him.
her not supporting his hobbies means marriage ends because of her
>Every time
Yeah the expert that has been with so many women says it, lmfao you are pathetic and never had a gf let alone a wife why lie online? Fuck this guy
Its fine if he takes the time he would spend at work to play but in the evening when he would be at home anyway he should do his fucking part
In a place I used to work at before one guy would take a week off and still show up at the office, but he would just like browse the internet or talk with friends and shit all day (small company so the owner was chill about it), I once asked him about it and he said he wouldn't tell the wife he had taken time off work so he'd just leave and return home at the same hours as if he was working, precisely because if he stayed home she'd just unload a bunch of work on him and wouldn't allow him to just relax and unwind.
No. I know it's going to suck in all my time for at least a month so I just quit. I can easily find another job when I've had my fill.
>I know it's going to suck in all my time for at least a month so I just quit. I can easily find another job when I've had my fill.
based
Skill issue. I play totk at work
>I play totk at work
I work at work
It came out on a Friday tho
His PTO probably goes into the next week you goofball.
I have a bunch of manchildren at my work that took friday and monday off
i’m single and somewhat lonely but i took the last two days off to play it and have the next two off to play it as well. posts like that remind me i do actually enjoy my secluded lifestyle at times like this. no obligations or annoyances at all these last few days.
It doesnt need to be that way tho.
When my copy arrived my wife said "well goodbye for the day, anon" and I could play till I got sick of it. Played it today on the couch whilst she's still chipping away at Hogwards.
She's not a gamer, mind you.
Nice people exist
So she gave you permission? This is the dynamic you're happy with? I don't understand beta males.
If you marry a female who says "I literally cannot even right now" you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fucking unbearable.
The paragraph she typed wouldn't pass middle school English.
>If you marry a female you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fucking unbearable.
FTFY
hey anon want to get married?
Not if you're female.
🙁
>tendies cannot imagine how annoy that is to their SO
of course. good thing you'll never actually experience it
One time I took off from work to play some game for 2 days and honestly I felt like a fucking gay for doing it.
I can't imagine doing that when you have 3 kids and a wife.
I'll take time off work for whatever damn reason I please, because the company gives me paid time off for turning up and doing my job. Paid time off that I can take at any time, for any reason, because I'm not a NEET.
I even tell them why I'm taking the time off, because we're all adults.
such is the life of marrying a soi tendie
I wish there were a video game I'm so excited about that I would take a day off.
I took a week off to play splatoon 3 when it released, and a friday each for fe3h and dqb2.
>Fuck Zelda.
don't mind if I do
ITT: boomers (OP too) on suicide watch
maybe dont let yourself get knocked up by a manchild?
lol a woman is more mature than most of you ITT
an hour is nothing. she did nothing. stupid bitch.
>STUPID WOMAN, YOU DO NOT PLAY 10 HOURS STRAIGHT LIKE ME
lmao
What can you really accomplish within the first hour of non-indie games these days? That's how long it takes to get through the opening cutscenes for many of them and you won't even make it through the tutorial in that time frame.
Embarassing post
You know their children are going to come out autistic and end up in Ganker gossiping about literally whos from social media.
>more mature
Not liking vidya isn't more mature.
Did you even read it?
that reddit post was definitely written by a man
If you didn't realise the post was fake after this you have a low IQ
Only getting an hour of free time a day sounds like a sad miserable existence. Congrats on growing up it sounds awful.
A whole heckin hour!! See! It IS possible to play Vidya AND be mature!
[Spoiler]god I can't type like zoomer gays without hating myself[/spoiler]
nice spoiler dork
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH OVER YOUR CHILD FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE 3 DAYS JUST FOR YOURSELF!!!! I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN FOR 3 DAYS SO MY HUSBAND CAN HAVE A FEW DAYS FOR HIMSELF AND HAVE A BREAK FROM WAGESLAVING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDITSISTERS HELP SAVE MEEEEEE
Fucking hell how do people enjoy being in relationships
Sure, do things for yourself, but by the age of 20 you should have already moved on from videogames.
You will never be Quentin
>le arbitrary time limit because... uh...
>JUST BECAUSE OK!??!!?!?!?!?!??!??
but i do agree that nintendo games are for kids only.
Do you also play with Legos and toy trucks as an adult?
Videogames are nothing but digital toys.
Everything is a toy.
Nothing has an actual purpose.
You can't consider yourself an adult if you don't collect some kind of toy.
well go on, anon. whats your hobby?
I used to make home made rockets, but nowadays I just build the rocket engine and strap it onto other things.
That's cute, I did that in highschool, but don't you think you should've grown up by now..?
>anon seething at literal rocket scientists
I used to work on it on high school too, is just now I make them more complex.
I'm trying to get my hands on RP-1, if I can I may be able to build one that can reach at least halfway to space.
>Do you also play with Legos
My 40 year old accountant brother with a wife and kid has a whole room in his home just for his lego collection.
Is he bald and has glasses?
>bald
Nah.
>glasses
Yeah.
And no he wasn't fat the last I saw him, which was like last year.
You have to be 18+ to post here.
Yes, so act your age.
Get ye banned, child.
>nintendo games are for kids
All video games are for kids. All of them. You think an M rating means it's for adults? Then you're dumb as well as a manchild.
Most casual gamers don't realise that mature games are targeted entirely to children to prey on their desire to be seen as adults.
agreed
after 20 it's just tv and couch
Sex.
That's it.
>Have three kids
Oh God why would anyone do that? One or two is enough.
Mistakes happen, twins happen.
My boss wanted two kids, but the second kid turned out to be two kids.
My parents wanted two kids, but my father's pullout game is weak so they got three kids. My mother forced him to get a vasectomy after that.
your father sounds like a cuck
Probably not all his if any at all, not like the 6 month old needs much anyway.
>2 is enough
if i was a milionaire i would pump 6/7 kids. big families are kino , their life would be so much better, no need to rely on "friends " 6/7 brothers and sisters having eachother, and then trillion on grandsons , kino
you realize after bidenflation a millionaire means nothing now
Nice try, Bill Gates. I'm going for a full quiver, not just two.
Anyone else find it ironic that the more Ganker larps as "gigachad" who knows everything about socializing, the more autistic it is?
10 years ago people would be making fun of the manchild in OP.
Meanwhile 2023 nuGanker would probably white knight the fedora tipper subhumans of the early 2010s.
speak english
No need to act like a miserable grown up just because your parents did so when you were a child.
Who's approval are you trying to gain? Your neighbors? Strangers on the internet? Your parents?
>miserable grown up
The kind of people who play videogames in their late 20s and even 30s are also the kind that can not function without copious amounts of meds.
>tfw 20s and never taken meds and handle all my issues with introspection
We pretended to be retards for far too long and now Gankereddit took the irony at face value.
Ganker is now a political movement. We all support traditional family values, including a woman who takes care of the kids and cooks dinner. A man's role is to work and enjoy manly hobbies like video games. Trannies and gays are the ones that want to take gaming away from men.
>Men want to take gaming away from men
Just say it as it is. Accept that mentally ill men ruin everything.
>manly hobbies like videogames
Only 20 years ago videogames were seen as something only losers did, and nowadays videogames are only popular because we have an entire generation of autistic manchildren like this.
Driving and fixing cars, hunting, sports, those are manly, sitting on your ass in front of a screen is barely a hobby to begin with.
And considering this not even two decades ago people were bullied for playing games, how do you correlate traditional values with playing games?
You can't, because you are a larper.
Keep seething, chud. We won in 2016, 2020, and we're going to win again in 2024. Trannies will not take away our video games.
Funny that you falseflag as a "real man" because that's all you'll ever be. ACK!
Literally all trannies play videogames, you stupid fuck, because videogames are the official hobby of the autist.
The idea that le chuds are just another flavor of basement dweller is repugnant to the terminally online
You are mistaken
>driving and fixing cars, hunting, sports
>those are manly
cope. masculinity is in a crisis
>cope. masculinity is in a crisis
Yes, because shit like playing videogames is considered manly these days.
>Muh OLD /vee/ let women walk all over them!!
>NU/vii/ calls me a gay for letting a woman who doesn't respect me dictate my every move in life :((
Go back, gay.
No, old Ganker never gave a fuck about any of this.
People here literally prided themselves on being virgins, you stupid prick.
And now we have obvious autists with no social skills going
>heh, did you know that sluts with hair dye are sluts? bet you didn't know that, you've been blessed by GIGACHAD knowledge
And by the way, for all your seething about women, you sure do jack shit about it.
It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do, but you do nothing, you just spend all fucking day gossiping, which is ironically how a teenage girl acts.
>It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do
/b/ literally never doxxed anyone the way you think they did. That's some tumblr shit.
/b/ did, and it sent chicks literally crying away from the internet, and it wasn't even because of ideals, it was purely for fun.
What has zoomer Ganker done, spend hours and hours gossiping among themselves, screaming at Twitter screencaps?
jessie slaughter was being an annoying attention whore
also everyone outside of /b/ hated it after the first few years and considered it a containment board
moron, this place does nothing but spend all day gossiping about attention whores and nothing ever happens, just endless threads of faggy little zoomies having meltdowns and never actually doing anything but screaming at their screen, because they are the kind that censor themselves in Ganker, the kind that say "N word" even in here because they are too afraid of saying moron.
why are you pretending that you were there. /b/ didn't just pick out some random girl to fuck with, she got doxxed because she was being a cunt.
>she got doxxed because she was being a cunt
And i'm sure all the bitches this place gossips about are real nice women, like the one in the OP.
You just don't have balls to do anything but gossiping.
>/b/ did,
No, no they didn't. The fact that you think that's what happened wirh Jessi Slaughter only proves that you don't know shit.
The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity. If your private info ever got leaked on the internet before 2012 it was 110% your fault and you had a majorly active role in feeding the trolls. The reality is that the VAST majority of people never went through anything like this because there's really only a very tiny portion of the population SO retarded that they'd get themselves labeled as a lolcow and then continue to keep feeding the trolls.
>The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity
And?
Zoomers are cowards who wouldn't do that to ANYONE.
Mostly because they are so tech illiterate they can barely fill out captchas, but even if they knew they wouldn't do it because they are pussies, because they are the kind that are afraid of saying moron in Ganker, since they grew up on Twitter.
You sound mentally retarded.
last i recall /b/ would mainly do any identity digging like that if somebody was bragging about killing cats or they'd just posted their manifesto
lolcows =/= random doxxes
>lolcows =/= random doxxes
It's irrelevant, this place seethes at the same bunch of whores everytime and nothing ever happens, because you are a bunch of pussies.
That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now, and in reality, the best way to actually get rid of these people is to not directly engage with them and let them get bored of trying so hard just to remain irrelevant.
>That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now
Since fucking when has Ganker cared about the law.
>He thought people were seriously proud of becoming a 30 year old wizard
It's ironic that an autist like you is so hellbent on calling everyone else autistic.
It's seriously fucking cringe that ~30% of this board spends their time pretending to be "high status" to try and make others feel bad.
Man, Ganker has lost all ability to make fun of itself or treat itself as the butt of jokes. It's not even a younger generation thing because Ganker has always been filled with teenagers threatening to burst a vein in their head from petty anger, it's a dangerous autist thing. Almost all of your replies just seethed at you and one tried to accuse you of posting "man Ganker sucks" for clout. Too many people pretended to be egotistical retards for too long and now we have loads of actual egotistical retards, and not even the funny kind like Quentin.
I took the 2nd and 5th of june off to play diablo 4 but I'm still on the fence on if I want to get BotW 1.5, all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too retarded to make anything half as neat on my own.
>all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too retarded to make anything half as neat on my own.
same, could never get into minecraft, for example. I know what kinds of games I enjoy so I'll steer clear of this new zelda.
what does it feel to have a wife and kids?
like shit
you need to have a wife and kids that love you
Ah man... reminds me when I used to take a few days if school to play call of duty mw2 and black ops 1... good times man... I don't like being an adult and working and having to deal with my wife, I just want to be a manchild.
>Elden Ring comes out
>Wtf I have savings so I'm going to quit my job to play this shit nonstop for months
>"Boss, I'm leaving I feel that I'm underpaid in this job"
>"Nooooo anon don't go, here have a very substancial pay rise"
>Take it because it was a lot of money
>Well it's ok, my gf is kinda bitchy, I'll break with her so I can play on the evenings
>"Nooooo anon don't leave me I'll change and make you food and I won't make you came to retarded parties"
>Take it because she is cute and we are happy if she tries
>ff 1 year
>Good pay at my job, amazing relationship with my gf
>Still only 50 hours in ER
>Ffs I just wanted to play and somewhat fixed my life
>I still want to quit everything and just play
Your job is one thing but I don't understand why you can't just tell gf that you're looking to spend x amount of time on this game every week. Do you think she wouldn't understand that you have hobbies outside of her?
Having a gf is the biggest time sink ever, I lose 7 fucking hours every day to my job and around 8/9 to my gf, this is fucking hell, I have like 2 hours before going to sleep for me and if I take too long she takes all of the bed for her.
And you can't just tell her like, honey I'm gonna have 2 hours to myself every monday night?
Legitimately curious because I don't understand why you two have to be all over each other every waking moment, even if I had a partner I would probably still want some alone time.
Give in
ER isnt good enough to justify that though
I too and sick and tired of these fake holidays.
>take 3 days off
>don't mention it to dumb wife
>pretend you're leaving for work
>drive to some random fast food parking
>enjoy new zeld + a nice bag of goyslop of your choice from 9-5
>come back home to clueless wife
its so simple
>hiding away in your car for 8 hours to play zelda gorging yourself on some goyslop for 3 days at a time
lmfao
thats some big thinkin'
>Friend's wife doesn't let him play at home
>He just plays at work for 8 hours and gets absolutely nothing done
I respect the guy. He's figured out how to be an employed neet.
lmao I can tell you're some fucking neet neckbeard with no idea how life work
her fault for marrying a manchild
>Ganker gets taken over by zoomers
>coincidentally it's the same time we went from rightfully mocking these kids in the bodies of adults to being flooded by the "R-REAL ADULTS PLAY H*CKING ZELDA AND LE MARIO AND DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS" crowd
The irony of acting like that while unironically posting a wojak is lost on you.
Nice try chud, old Ganker was way more childish than nu-Ganker and the board's quality was MUCH better back then, even in 2013.
>chud
You weren't even born in 2013.
You're totally washed up, old man.
We do what we want so you can stay mad as much as you want as well.
>You're totally washed up, old man.
The irony of zoomers and millennials saying this when their bodies are in worse shape than a 50 year old and requiere as much meds every day as a grandpa.
If you're married with 3 kids isn't there a very good chance you're not a zoomer?
Also eh I played my PSP and DS on the bus all the time, if you still give a fuck about what people think of you then you're still fresh mang.
Dude, we had people unironically discussing that Mario movie for an entire month despite being made for an audience that can barely walk and talk.
Ganker is flooded with manchildren who larp as what they think "chad" is all while admitting they spend all they playing games.
>he says while posting a wojack
I had a spare day off to take in 2018 so I rushed through Smash Ultimate on release day to unlock stuff. Had I had no more days ofd though I wouldn't have bothered.
What a gay
How does this "I take a day off to play a game at launch" thing work when games these days all requiere 80 hours of grinding?
play for 40 hours a day and you can begin to enjoy the *real* game after only 2 days
a co-worker put in a request for a week's worth paid vacation (since vacations have to be a week) for Tears of the Kingdom and did the same thing for Arceus
I did the same thing for XVI
>this thread
This is why I sincerely hope the Ukraine shit becomes a full blown WWIII.
Too much oxygen being wasted on parasites that don't add anything.
It won't
two more weeks
Glad that you're self aware
I take time off for gaming if the game is worth it. I also have about almost 2 months of leave saved up right now. Grim times.
>zoomers and millennials cry that boomers had it so much better
>at the same time can't even do basic shit like having a relationship, educate kids or take care of their parents
>wonder why their life is a failure when they can't even handle the bare minimum to live
>work for a security company
>work consists of sitting on my ass in front of a security feed
>take a walk every hour or so
>play as much vidya as I want
Only disadvantage is I'm limited to what the Switch and Steam Deck can handle.
Oh, and the chairs suck, I'm thinking of buying a comfy, portable one, if there's such a thing.
dude
tell your boss or whatever that you need a new chair because your current one sucks and gives you hemorrhoids and fused vertebra
Ehh, whatever new chair they buy it's probably going to be just mediocre, I want an actually comfortable one.
just guide them on what to buy
>not getting a hacked vita
I've had a hacked Vita for about 5 years.
All I've played on it is Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and Peace Walker.
Disgaea 3 is pretty fun tho
same honestly, vita turned into an OLED PSP almost instantly for me, i wasn't interested in any of the Underage Panty Quest XII dungeon crawlers on it
I just went and took a look at that subreddit to see if they were all complaining about Zelda, but they are absolutely seething about Mother's Day instead.
Damn, I wonder how old he is. I'm 29 and I don't even take time off for vidya anymore, it feels like the games aren't usually ready for release date anymore and I just would rather take that day to do something else.
I wonder, do these people marry and have kids early and then regret it and want to get back that single lifestyle again?
>early reports are all saying sales are massively under the estimates
Oh no no no no no, tendiebros, did we get too cocky?
I took a week off work to play ER and I still hadn't finished it afterwards with 11h played a day
>take time off for a game's release
>game is fucking unplayable and needs 3 months worth of patches to work
what would she had done if he hadnt taken that time off? just let the kids roam free or what?
Americans never have vacation and work 80 hours a week so yea, it's not so strange they make time to play a game.
this
Mutts live to work, not the other way around.
that guy needs to get his life together and divorce this bitch
no cap!!
> everyone taking sides on the guys actions
> based off of what a woman said online
Seems everyone here missed the boat on telling this dumb bitch to shut the fuck up since you all have forgotten women can't be trusted
Everyone listen to this zoomer, they are experts in gossiping about literally whos on the internet.
t. seething tendie
>two husbands
what country is that even legal?
USA
Every single person in this image is more attractive than everyone ITT
Jesus christ God has forsaken man
more like the other way around
>Not marrying someone who will convince you to take a day off and take turns playing the game together
NGMI
>married a human failure
>they're a fucking tendie
every time
Dude, imagine having 3 fucking kids. I don't think I'd be able to handle even having one, 3 sounds like a nightmare.
I have a 2 month old and it's already a nightmare. Don't do it.
Why would you ever take vacation time for a VIDEO GAME?
Just play it during your normal gaming time and save the vacation time for an actual vacation. Go to Cuba or Iceland or something both are super fucking cheap right now.
see
Actual vacations suck ass, they're more trouble than their worth. When I have time off I just want to take it easy.
glad someone said it, vacations suck if you're not interested in travel/sightseeing
>have 12 days a year
>2 fucking weeks to explore a country
Huge waste of time and money tbdesu, I'd rather quit and spend a few months going around at my leisure.
I'm 28 and still live with them because houses are fucking expensive here.
Wait, are you shitting me? Where do you live? I have 30 days a year.
>Where do you live?
SEAnig kek. Minimum days per year for fulltimers is 7 but usually we get around 14 because employers want to show how generous they are, last time I worked in a bank they had 25. What do you do?
I work in lower management for an IT company. 25 days is minimum by law here, the 5 extra days were something our union cucked the higher ups into giving us.
>25 days is minimum by law here
Dang, the dream.
Yes let me just drop a grand on a ticket and then book a hotel and everything else.
gay I barely get any vacation days either and do you think they would let me take a week off?
What??
>we have unironic redditors here
Can you zoomers do the world a favor and just have a nice day?
Go back.
Being a redditor used to be a bannable offense. Look what became of this place when mods stopped banning them...
Go be with your people and leave us humans alone
Im 18 and playing pretty much every big game right now so I dont have to do it when im 28 or something
bro just to let you know, (and everyone in this thread) once you turn 17 is when you need to stop playing video games, and work your fucking ass off. finish school, get your career going, get laid and married. THEN, when you are 30 your shit is already all taken care of. you can play games ALL YOU WANT. its wild how many kids think this isn't how it works, wtf are they teaching you in school.
Only people without talent need to work their asses off.
guaranteed you live in your parents basement and never seen a real vagina in your life.
Been living by myself since turning 20. In white countries - unlike the US - you don't get to stay home forever. Never seen a vagina I haven't paid for though.
>kaps84
>having kids at 38
bitch you were supposed to have all your kids by 30
be thankful your man can get it up for a geriatric sack of shit like yourself
for now
I don't understand these type of posts, why are you replying to the pic as if the person who wrote that can read you?
Autism + BPD
link it to her if you actually believe she hasn't seen it already
Fuck this reminds me of my ex.
she threatened to break up with me because i wanted to hang out with my bros to watch a movie and go out to a restaurant to eat.
>Friend literally got berated for waiting in line for Zelda by his girlfriend
man what is it with women these days bros? Holy shit, I mean it was texts and texts of her telling him how he's playing vidya at his age and should grow up.
What are your thoughts on this? Is she right?
Women when they hit 30 basically just sit in one spot all day and play shitty freeware mobile games and say any light amount of work is exhausting and too much to handle so no, not really
Isn't it weird how 90% of the times when Ganker shits on women it's specifically for shit that's common place in Ganker?
We have unironic gacha threads all the time in the catalog.
Your friend is a spineless cuck enabling toxic women. She's technically right since he bends to her will. That's not a relationship worth a damn.
I mean she's hot though.
You're both the problem.
How about you finish reading before having a stroke and making a fucking retarded assumption like a woman?
Why would I finish reading anything written by a literal Twitter user?
If you use the word "toxic" for anything but literal snake poison you are a subhuman and need to stick to social media.
>the toxic waste
You should unironically end yourself if you a woman being hot is an excuse to let her take your balls and turn you into a prisoner in your own home.
>enabling
>toxic
It's not a surprise the thread with people who think playing videogames as an adult is acceptable has people who use literal Twitter Newspeak.
Let me guess, you also say "whataboutism", "gaslight" and "sexist"?
"gaslight" is hilarious i say that shit all the time
> waiting in line to play zelda
> girlfriend bullies him
You expect me to take this losers side?
When i see garbage like that it makes me believe women are so garbage now because men let them become like that
Imagine having a six month old kid, your own blood, and you give no fucks about it.
I fucking hope america gets nuked for shitting up the world so bad
It's the 3rd one already. It's just a useless backup kid in case the first 2 get destroyed.
>because men let them become like that
You're right but for the wrong reason.
Women are the cause but it's because the man never gets a moment away.
It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fucking Zelda.
I swear, forced conscription needs to come back.
>It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fucking Zelda
You only think it's contradictory because you're a woman who will never understand why men need their alone time.
No, I'm a man, and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fucking toys are not humans to begin with, let alone men.
This is why entertainment media needs to be banned for all civilians.
>and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fucking toys are not humans
Which is something only women believe.
Every man knows they should have a hobby and every man wants time alone.
You can ban media all you want but then men will just move to DIY and build wacky shit on their own.
This is just a natural thing all men do. We like doing what we want when we want.
>Which is something only women believe.
It's a thing literally everyone but you zoomers and millennials believe, and that's because you are mentally women.
I mean, look at fucking nu/v/, it's literall a board dedicated to gossiping about social media.
>zoomers
Ignoring the fact that you're clearly the youngest person here, it has nothing to do with age. All men do this
Young or old
Fit or fat
Popular or lonely
All men will seek out hobbies and alone time just because of our instinctual need to be busy.
Only women do not understand this.
>unironically getting upset because he called you out for being nothing more than an old cunt scouting for drama
So am I a zoomer or an old cunt?
Man you women can't keep your insults straight.
Or your personalities for that matter.
He said all you do is gossip and I'm calling you the equivalent of a fat housewife with nothing better to do but squawk in the square with the others. Ironically, you're acting like the woman here, incapable of comprehending multiple people can think you're a gay.
>being so desperate you convince yourself only women could be talking to you
lol
It's you who is fooling himself into thinking sitting on your ass in front of a screen counts as being busy.
>Only women do not understand this.
And only a zoomer unironically thinks that playing fucking Zelda is a sign of being a man.
Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
The removal of social darwinism from society has been lethal to the west.
Now go ahead, gossip about random tiktok whores some more while playing BING BING WAHOO on your Switch, that's totally what being a man is about, you stupid fucking subhuman, broccoli haired zoomer.
>Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
>You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
I'm a man, I've already gone through conscription because I'm swiss, and I'd gladly go back into the military if that meant I'd also get to see every other person under the age of 40 spend a few years with bullets fly mere centimeters above their heads.
Lets see if any of you still feel like gossiping and playing on your söych after having your eardrums permanently damaged by the noise of artillery.
>because I'm swiss
No wonder you don't understand what it is to be a man.
Yes I do, far more than some fatass autist who unironically owns a Switch and plays Mario
YES I DO I AM A MAN Swissnon posted to a thread about Zelda on the video games board of an anime forum
Is it manly to ironically own a Switch?
If you installed cfw then it's cool.
>already got to see scalefag Zelda a week ago
>the game was still boring and suffered from the same issues the base game suffers from
Good thing I wear my hat tilted backwards when I play my Switch. Everybody knows I'm just being... IRONIC
Dude, look at what you're doing.
You're on an anonymous imageboard bitching about men being men while assuming everything about them just to win an argument.
You're literally using the feminazi special. Just change "switch and Mario" to small dick and you're set.
You're a fucking woman.
>You're on an anonymous imageboard bitching
just gonna highlight this for you
>N-NO, WHY ARE YOU BEING H*CKING TOXIC THIS ISN'T WHOLESOME, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
No, you are a fucking gay, have a nice day.
Dial it back a notch anon you're trying too hard.
You can't even argue it anymore, you know you're acting like a whiny woman.
Why would I bother arguing with a Marvel watching, videogame playing numale?
Go ahead, tell us again how manly playing Zelda is, tendie.
You're just mad no man wants to be with you.
First of all I'm not a gay, second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
>ANOOON, LETS GO TO A CONCERT
>ANOOON, LETS GO TO A RESTAURANT
>ANOOON, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
A girlfriend is nothing but a glorified pet, and having a pet is already a massive waste of time and money in itself.
Autism
>First of all I'm not a gay
You're right, you're a woman.
>second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
Oh so I hit the nail on the head. Not very surprising, no man can stand being around your type.
If you really liked her you wouldnt mind hanging out with her
That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.
>Oh so I hit the nail on the head
Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.
>Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.
It's a part of being a man, not that you would kmow. Every man has a set of tools for some reason or another.
I have like five different screwdrivers within arms reach right now.
>That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.
You know I get how you could easily start thinking that way
People do incredibly questionable shit all the time that seriously puts their intelligence into question
Its important to remember that you only ever see a very small part of the story as an outside observer reading funny headlines and that you arent in any way close perfect either
Its easy to overlook your own flaws and relentlessly peck at others
Why do you have only the "before" part of a weight-loss comparison saved to your computer
It's so easy to spot the lonely roasties. They never have an argument outside of attacking a males manhood. You act like a complete sperging cunt at every moment of your life but still can't understand why no man will ever want you. It must dig into your soul at every second of conciseness existence why even those numales you mock so much reject you.
Now go ahead and do the part where you pretend like you're a male and you hate women while at the same time try to take a subtle jab at men.
Further confirmation that zoomers would unironically white knight fedora tippers if they had been here in the early 2010s.
Fedora tippers WERE the white knights, you retard. Maybe if you looked past the fact that you only made fun of them because they were ugly and unfashionable, you would realize that we made fun of them for their character. M'lady.
He's not referring to "m'lady" types, he's referring to "Men's Rights Activist" gamergate or KotakuInAction types. Anti-SJWs. Obnoxious bastards that make it their life's mission to stalk other obnoxious bastards.
There is exactly one archetype of person that qualifies as a 'fedora tipper', and its certainly not the MRA scene.
Quit being a nitpicky homo.
Quit being wrong and I wont have to correct you all the time.
We made fun of them because they were autistic.
That's the thing about you zoomers, you are trying to build some kind of gay sorority where the very defining feature of man is it's individualism, it's desire to strive on it's own.
And yet you go
>Y-YOU MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER MAN, YOU MUST BE A WOMAN
when women can't even insult for shit, you call one a bitch and they just recoil and stand there because they can't handle a direct attack.
It's also why zoomers are so fucking faggy, because you can't handle it either, you are passive agressive, you never actually attack anything, you are the HECKING WHOLESOME type of fag.
>trying to convince yourself that the shitposter you've been replying to is a real woman
how do you get to this point
Hate to break it to you but the more you reply the more you tell him he's getting to you.
>everyone replying is the same person
schizo anon...
Videogame board btw
>forced armyfag seething about those who play the switch freely
Ahhh, I think today's a good day to bust out some new Mario games I haven't played yet. You need me to turn up the volume, Swissfag, or have you gone fully deaf yet?
>t. too fat to draft
>t. too autistic to be trusted with a gun
I've already undergone forced conscription and it was a great time, I miss it.
Plus, they let me keep the rifle afterwards.
Sure, Jan.
You’re a miserable angry fag. Go die in Ukraine like a “real man” you fucking loser.
As much as I wish slavs disappeared since they are all drunk subhumans, I have to say I'm jealous of the Russians and Ukranians, because no matter what happens to their countries you know the people there will be far more complete than the gays that plague the west who can barely talk to their supermarket cashier without being riddled with "anxiety".
Not really, men were suppose to protect women just like fathers are suppose to protect their kids, scold them, telling them what is bad and what is good, the reason why women are so insane now is because men stopped giving a fuck about them, look at the image at the OP, no wonder women aren't marrying anymore and became sluts when the OP pic is what awaits them if they marry.
>Wife
>3 kids
>job
Yes of course you can't take pto to play bing bing wahoo for 10 hours a day. You gave that up for the 3 things above. Just install Honkai Star Rail or something and play 20 minutes a day on your commute to work or while taking a shit, these are the kind of games you get to play now.
>commute to work
why are you underage retards playing games while driving
And i walk to my job
Why are women like this?
>Talk to women
>OMG HE HARASSED ME FIRE HIM
>Don't talk to women
>OMG HE EXCLUDED ME FIRE HIM
Co-ed working spaces were a mistake
>he treats us like we treat customers!
>this is a hostile work environment!
So they treat their customers with hostility?
This is the truth about women, they are all so chronically vain that it's actually detrimental to their mental wellbeing if there's even one person in the building who doesn't make them the center of their life. If you want a woman to go crazy thinking about you, just treat her like a stranger that you can't wait to walk away from.
I despise women so goddamn much it's unreal.
god forbid you keep to yourself around people you know you can't relate to
Maybe he has a gf/wife and he's being respectful to her by not socializing with sluts.
>nooooo you have to rape me like in those JAVs that I know you watch!!!!
kek, based dan
Smart guy. There are too many risks interacting with women in the workplace these days with #metoo. This woman would still be complaining if the man was talking to her. I bet she's angry he's making it more difficult to falsely accuse him of stuff.
what a gigachad
>tfw I barely interact with anyone at work except other people when I need help/am giving help, don't go out to social events and know I come off as a creep
>theres 3 women in my department
I'm fucked, aren't I?
Holy shit the female redditors in that thread are batshit
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/10z6pco/comment/j9pq6yq/
Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned, and now zoomers are such redditors that they will literally link reddit posts here?
they're the majority at this point
>tfw been on here since 2006
fags
didn't moot confirm most of the 2014 traffic was from the fappening
remember the first Boxxy posts
still a newfag
>Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned,
I remember lots of people screeching about Reddit out of nowhere and suddenly trying to start inter-site Reddit wars, and some fags watchdogging across both sites to make sure nothing got reposted (they were 100% certainly reposting it themselves and coming back here to cry about it)
Then they shut up for a while thanks to Shazbowl, then came back in full force after the Reddit team leader cheated on the rematch and was banning Ganker teamers and any Reddit teamers that told him to fuck off
I don't actually remember posting about Reddit being a bannable offense unless you were on /a/ where you were being wildly off-topic, or your whole thread was concern trolling about Reddit
Yeah saw that thread, absolutely unhinged psycho cunts
What exactly is Dan doing wrong? Dude talks to them about work related things and minds his own business
What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit? Pic related. The whole thread was berating some guy for dating a younger girl.
>What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit?
Women thrive on putting people down. That's it.
>I feel weird about being attracted to 20 year old girls
Jesus christ, how do men like this even exist? How is it possible for such weak genes to propagate this far down the timeline?
it's hilarious how she thinks a Christmas Cake is "in the same life stage" as a 26-year-old guy
a cautionary tale for the next batch of amerimutt women in the making
Women have no smarts or power. All they can do is berate, complain and manipulate.
I genuinely think having wife and kids is a nightmare. Imagine not being able to do what you want after slaving away 8 hour+ every weekday.
I took a day off as well go play Zelda, more like to make sure the game arrived safely and no fucking porch pirate took it away but I ain't taking 3 fucking days off just for Zelda. Also if you have kids and one of em is a baby you don't have the luxury of just playing games you stupid moron.
why the fuck would you get married and have kids?
Rookie move. Should've told his wife he had to work through the weekend and then just played zelda in his office.
>He's made I MADE
Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs to provide for their families while women do the easy jobs. You just know that woman binges crap on Netflix. She should shut the fuck up and let her husband take a break for once and play the game. I would say he should divorce her but women fucking destroy men financially and emotionally in divorces. Female hypocrisy, narcissism and selfishness knows no bounds.
That "husband" is a subhuman who plays literal kid games.
>Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs
The thing is you are supposed to pick a job you actually like.
If you are stuck working on some warehouse or as a guard is because you are a low IQ moron who chose to not study.
You are cattle, part of the 99% and should accept you were born to be sheep.
Who was in the wrong here?
The biggest contradiction of the zoomer "man", trying to appear masculine while spending your day gossiping about literally who's like a 13 year old girl.
is that how they do that??? that rips so much of your hair out
Nobody said becoming a zoomer would be painless.
As someone who’s hair is naturally like this it makes me want to kill myself now
>As someone who’s hair is naturally like this
You naturally have a mulatto perm moron?
Holy shit what
I thought they all just had naturally really curly hair somehow
Is there more of these secret tools they use?
I think it's called a hairdryer. Look it up.
Yeah that doesnt look like any hair dryer Ive ever seen
It's an attachment
>this is what people who go outside do to fit in
anon learns about trends and that the rest of the world has moved on from 2005
>Roastie didn't even comprehend going to a bar with enough money to cover $20 worth of drinks
Jesus how fucking entitled can one whore be
this didn't happen and the post was made by a bitter chud
>this one guy who looked about late 30s (several years older than me)
I gave up here. This old hag roastie is really gonna sit there and try to pretend she's some helpless naive little girl and the guy in the same age group as her is some master manipulator with decades of life experience over her who conned her into the unbelievable crime of having to pay for her own stuff like an adult. We need sharia law.
>She still tipped
>20 dollar minimum before you can pay
no fucking way this is real
i would have just walked out
>u/hoping4ababy2022
>you have to be an adult, responsible, always grinding, always wanting more, always serving your wife
>video games? grow up already, go slave away to shekelstein in OT
Why are americans like this?
You guys knows these sort of Reddit posts are LITERALLY just made to elicit reactions, right? The equivalent of consolewar shitposting or being a tripfag. The vast majority of these stories are bullshit.
Based, the same applies when men cheat on women btw.
Why do consoomers need to play video games right when they come out? How many of these tendiesloppers have even played every other zelda game?
how does this basedboy has a wife and 3 kids... ohh well i would never understand women
Go back to plebbit gay
tendies, our response?
I thought that said that he sucked a guy's dick for 12 hours.
kek
Don't worry, I read your post and thought
>wait, it DOESN'T say that?
Hot as fuck
Fags should feel guilt.
ATTENTION
THERE ARE LITERAL REDDITORS AND TWITTER USERS IN THIS THREAD
I REPEAT
THERE ARE SUBHUMANS WITH TWITTER AND REDDIT ACCOUNTS POSTING IN HERE
RANGEBAN ALL THESE FUCKING sissy gayS
Zoomers are post-2016 tourists, they literally see nothing wrong with being redditor subhumans.
See
Literally all gayry in nuGanker comes from zoomers, from their
>PLAYING GAMES AS AN ADULT IS FINE
to
>GUISE LETS SPEND ALL DAY TALKING ABOUT REDDITORS
Women literally rip out their eyebrows and draw them back on. That's pretty much all you need to know in life.
On the other hand men rip out their cocks and draw a vagina on the leftover wound.
isn't that only mexicans?
>Men rip out their dicks to have makeshift holes made because they want to be women
pretty much everything dumb frogposters know
>this manchild can get married to his GF while mine breaks up with me because I can't read her mind well enough
Cut my life into pieces.
Taking 3 days off of work to play video games non-stop when you are married with kids is pretty selfish. Playing video games with the kids is one thing, expecting that you don't have to do anything to support the house and just leave it all the the spouse is just sad.
>Work colleague booked a few days off work for the release of Fallout 76
>He never came back to work
>This was almost 5 years ago
I hope he's okay
Dude, I know a fucking mother with a baby that's under a year old, who gave the baby to a family member to babysit so that she could play this fucking game all day.
bruh that's what grandparents were invented for, the little shits are basically vegetables at that age anyway
It unironically was the grandparents.
But at the same time it's a baby. you feed it a bit, play with it a bit, give it paw patrol, how much TOTK are you missing? An hour?
Manchildren need a 24/7 stream of ToTK or they''ll literally die.
Manchildren are needier than actual children.
Smart move on her part. The baby gets to bond with grandma (based) and she gets to play shitty vidya in peace. What's the problem?
>Adult playing fucking Zelda
>adult complaining about adults that play zelda
>be excited to play game
>work colleague keeps hyping up game
>says we can talk about it on Monday
>lose any will to play
>still haven't booted up TOTK
Why am I like this?
Maybe you're subconsiously finding ways to ignore your annoying colleague.
>OH MY H*CKING SATAN FELLOW NERDS, IT'S H*CKING ZELDARINOOOO!!!! I'M GONNA BING BINGERINO
so the video game board doesn't like video games anymore?
>Friend invites me over, asks if he can borrow RDR2
>Bring it over, hand it to him and he asks how long did it take me to beat it
>100 hours or so
>In the next room hear his wife yell "Oh hell no! you dont got 100hours to be sitting doing nothing, give the game back you arent borrowing it"
true story
I want to get upset, but if normalfags didn't put up with harpies like this, humanity would go extinct in like a single generation
No it wouldn't. As crazy as marriage makes a woman, not having a child by 30 makes them far crazier, they'll reproduce one wat or another. At least if normalfags didn't put up with shitty cunt behavior we'd have a semi-orderly society like we did in the past.
It can be beat in much less time, shouldn't have said 100 hours
>hook up with a shit person
>whine
Quit putting sex on a pedestal
>Quit putting sex on a pedestal
it really is that simple
I just truly can't understand. How did a guy like that get married and have sex while im the khhv incel?
hes just beta bux to her senpai
Probably because you were looking for "romance" or "love" or "naturally developing" relationships when the vast majority of normie marriages come from drunk hookups and people who rush through the honeymoon phase or are when two shitty people do it (the majority of people are shitty)
The most dangerous lie that's taught to boys from the day they're born is that women desire romance and some sort of natural romantic development. They absolutely despise it, but it's extremely convenient for them to have a guy who's hoping for some hollywood unbreakable lifelong connection that he will invest his life into while she shops around for other men. They go WAY out of their way to make sure that boys grow up thinking all that is necessary to ever have a relationship with a woman when really they only respond to obvious sexual advances that are made within the first few encounters with a man. If you've spent time learning about her interests and listening to her feelings without fucking her in the first few encounters then she'll look at you as a timid eunuch for the rest of her life.
While I’m on her side, I’m also with the idea that marriage in the current era is a scam/bad idea that does nothing but ruin the man’s life
cringe but redpilled
Women think differently than men. If you do not understand this and wonders "why are women like this", then you are on the same spectrum as women, who doesn't understand men.
Condition your women in the same manner you condition yourself. Teach them and they will abide it with utmost diligence. Be honest and direct, do not ever leave any doubt in their minds.
If she's fat, be honest, but respectful. If you're fat, then you should be honest and respectful to yourself too.
You should never have to lie or deceive, there's never any need for it. Just use rhetorics and make sure to nullify any kind of retard statement from her mouth. In return, she will do the same for you and you will become better too.
Currently living with two gf's. Both study medicine together. I basically do not really work other than my own projects and they pay for everything. Of course, I help them a lot and make sure I am the last to orgasm. Will always try to make sure they're happy and they in return does the same for me. We all have our strength and weakness, this thread is an indication of weakness. Just accept women and try to work with it. You would be surprised
>just accept women's bullshit bro
Is sex really worth it if I have to deal with women afterwards?
A wise man once told me, get a woman who is uglier than you that loves you
No, that's why you don't bother dealing with them after sex.
I find it hilarious that Ganker screeches about women when men trying to be women are ruining the industry
Yeah, because they're trying to be women. Any time you have a woman, or womanly ideology, in charge, chaos and destruction follow.
how do you even explain this while filing for a PTO lol
last week someone posted their PTO reason as "Gaming" and it was accepted
it was an OP but i can't be bothered to dig it up
depends. i work at a tech company where everyone is like this so it would not be weird at all. of course at a place like a bank or something it would be weird
Do you seriously have to give a reason? How cucked are americans lmao
Do wagies actually have to justify using the Personal Discretion Days that they are entitled to?
No halfway decent employer requires a reason, merely advance notice.
>take 2 days off to clean the house because my fucking family is coming
>'haha taking a little time off for Zelda anon?'
>2 days to CLEAN a fucking house
come on
maybe he lives in a castle anon be understanding
Man can get vacation and play and do whatever he wants. Vaginoids dont work anyway,so they have no concept of burning out, they see guy relaxing, they want him to work in their favor.
Fuck pussies in this thread
This post is the confirmation that zoomers would have white knighted fedora tippers if they had been born 10 years before.
I mean it's really his own fault for having kids. Can't complain about having to do stuff even on PTO when kids need full time attention 24/7.
they are pathetic man children and total failures in social life
they just like us fr
>"adulthood is never doing anything that others might perceive as fun or childish, only work and take care of thrones child while giving into your wife's every demand"
Glad to know 75% of this thread is under the age of 18
Just so we can be clear, the zoomers ITT are the kind that would defend pic related.
>implying zoomers are not just fedora tippers aged down
Looks like some people having fun together. What's the issue?
physiognomy, retard
Can you explain what you mean by this to someone who isn't a turbo autist?
nta they all look the same
Only the two guys in front look remotely similar
If you think they look bad you've never dealt with the public. They look downright respectable compared to most.
they look bad so they are bad, it's that simple, stand up for truth and beauty
They're fat? Umm yeah I guess you're right about that. Are people supposed to sperg out and get upset when you post fat people so you can pretend to be among oldfags or something?
Physiognomy is a fancy way of saying you're writing off somebody at first glance.
maybe thanos will snap half their adipose tissue away
>only ZOOMERS would defend these fat nerds enjoying themselves
Guess I'm a zoomer then you mental fucking midget.
They're all in one big ugly polyamorous relationship and fuck way more than anyone in this thread does. How does it feel to know these ugly beasts will have their genetic lines continue while yours dies out with you?
>he worries about his genetic line and doesn't fuck for the pleasure
Lol
Lmao
Compilation of real adults according to nu/v/
The husband probably told her he was taking that time off months in advance and her plan was to play stupid until the very last second so she could pretend like she was blindsided.
My ex used to do that shit all the time. I'd tell her i was planning on doing something weeks in advance and make sure she knew because i kept repeating it until she made direct eye contact with and say "okay i get it, can you please stop". Then, the night before like fucking clockwork she'd do her "i can't believe you didn't tell me you were doing that! I had already made plans for us!"
I have on idea why but there's something genetically ingrained in them that constantly needs drama in their lives while at the same time they can't admit they're that way so they must create problems then twist the circumstances so the problem are not their fault. It's maddening.
>I literally cannot even right neow.
why do women talk like this?
because it's not real, it's a shitpost retard
proofs?
Don't shit on that too much, nuGanker zoomers take all their speech patterns from Twitter and Reddit.
This thread itself has people unironically calling others "toxic".
The reasonable
>3 kids, one is a baby
Yeah, sorry man. You're a dad. You gotta be a dad. You don't get to opt out of being a dad for 3 days.
>Mother's day
Brother, you have a calendar. You can see that it's mother's day on that Sunday. Plan around these things.
The unreasonable
>Wife planned to bring kids friends and parents over
Yeah, this was actually an intrusion.
It just goes to show that no matter the generation, no matter the generation, no matter the hobby women will always bitch at men for nothing.
>I swear playing le h*cking wholesome gamerinos is so manly, it's just a new kind of masculinity fellow sis- I mean, brothers
that's some cherry picked shit, most boomers I know are mindless cattle
Isnt it great how billions of people post selfies now so we can cherry pick the ones we think look silly for our disingenuous gay little comparison posts where we put attractive actors on the other side.
Anyway have a nice day.
Here's a more accurate portrayal of the average boomer for you.
Reminder that even after over 20 years of marketing and psyops videogames are NOT accepted as a hobby or activity. If that man said he took 3 days off work to do any other selfish, non productive activity that isn't videogames, such as put spoilers in his car, scroll instagram, play an instrument, go rock climbing, camping, taxidermy, literally ANYTHING that isn't videogames this woman would not complain so much. She might have her jimmies rustled but she would go 'ah boys with their toys' and let it go. NOTHING makes women consider a man a failure they can bully besides videogames. You can be a muscle bound giant and your woman will bitch at you if you play videogames.
Why is this?
Because videogames are digital toys, you stupid gay.
Model airplanes / trains are toys too but i guarantee you his woman wouldn't be so pissed if he spent all day in his room meticulously painting his model plane
Because vidiogaems are exclusively a (You) enjoyment/improvement that will barely get shared with your special someone unless you also marry an autistic girl that likes that kinda stuff and understand how selfish it is.
You just wrote it, any other activity made you improve in things you can apply in your daily life, except for that instagram shit and to be fair that might as well be comparable to watch tv all day
That's a nice little fantasy you came up with there, but ask your dad and grandfathers about how women felt about them doing literally all of those things back when video games weren't even invented yet. Women have always hated to see men enjoying themselves spending time in a way that doesn't directly benefit her.
It's good to know your grandpa was also seething about how all women are ungrateful whores trying to get in the way of men being men. I'm sure your grandmother didn't hate and resent him at all.
Every day I wake up and wonder what life event will remind me grandpa was right.
Jesus, groomed to be a doomer from birth.
Thats the worst part. I would be better off if I had listened then.
I used to think my grandfather was racist and kind of an asshole but i realized not only was he right but he didn't take his hate far enough.
Grandpa was tired of "youre barely doing anything, youre just fiddling around, come help me X" when he was tying fishing line, so he installed a shed so that grandma couldnt see him while he did his hobbies.
My mother was like that when I was 14.
I didn't have a lock on my door at the time because we just replaced the upstairs ones.
The next time I came into money, I didn't spend it on games, or toys.
I bought a fucking lock and some tools and installed it myself.
>Why is this?
Because women bitch about everything.
If he did any of those things she would still be bitching about it.
How many years have you taken off your life to browse reddit and post their garbage here, so far?
Nobody was offended by his picture of tubby guys going to see Avengers so now he's seething about "h*cking wholesome gamerinos" to nobody in particular.
all schizos should be permabanned. im tired of Ganker being an insane asylum
>all schizos should be permabanned. im tired of Ganker being an insane asylum
>Ganker becomes a graveyard instead
Good, it needs it. Then when somebody finds the board's bloated corpse and pokes it back into life a younger and less cancerous Ganker emerges.
>rip open a maggot infected pile of shit
>NOW IT GETS GOOD
That's not how it works.
If board resets didn't work, we wouldn't massively depopulate and get way more tolerable on April Fools events like the Easter candy princesses or the emoji picker. I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
it just put 'posted by chatgpt' or something below ppls posts if i remember
Oh yeah it randomly accused you of being a GPT bot, now I remember. Hope they beat the staffer that thought of that one.
>I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
Every so often a post would have
>written by chat GPT
At the bottom or some shit like that.
It was very forgettable
I thought it was the infected gag where if you responded to a post that was infected you got infected as well?
That was the year before. Repeat of the year that it accused you of being Canadian and shuttled you off to a new temporary board.
>I think men should be allowed free time... TO PLAY THE H*CKING WHOLESOME ZELDARINO AND BING BING WAHOO WHILE MY DOGERINO SITS ON MY LAPPIE
Lol holy shit that caption has to have been just a meme from someone reposting the image
So basically you're either
- A virgin incel manchild who can play as many games as he want
or
- A henpecked dad and husband who had sex once but has no control over his life
is there any way to win?
The only winning move is not to play.
Le only move is le not play get the reference lmao xD
everyone is going to hit 30 or 40 sooner or later, married or not, unless you mean suicide which seems dumb
You can hire a whore if you're still that angry about being a virgin
>is there any way to win?
Yeah, by not playing it and going full autismo until youre old
Just be Henry Cavill
Yes. You have sex with women and then cut them off immediately after sex is over and go back to playing video games.
Okay so what hobbies should I have to be """mature"""?
These posters' idea of a mature man is Hugh Hefner.
>These posters' idea of a mature man is Hugh Hefner.
Whose hobbies include being dead.
And being hated by all the Playboy Bunnies he hired since he was already an old man when he started that.
women don't want men to have hobbies beyond pretend hobbies
rock climbing
>can't game
>can't do diy
>can't work on a car
>can't sit alone
>can't do anything
According to women your only hobbies can be be with her and do what she wants or work.
>sports
>hunting
>anything related to cars
>astronomy
probably like fishing or hunting
going to the gym
drinking at the bar and beating your wife
>drinking at the bar and beating your wife
damn, this one was my dads favourite pasttime
Work. If you're not making money that will be spent on her then you're doing then wrong thing.
Reminder to never EVER tell anyone other than your scheduling manager if you are taking personal time off.
>but my significant other and my friend who is my coworker and
Congrats you took significant others and coworkers time off
Nintendofags are both the most innocent and savagely violent humans to ever exist
Like werewolves, part man part child
>take day off work
>*suddenly* the woman just cannot even anymore and needs you to be mom
This is why you have to make them fear you a little bit.
>stern warning
>kick them out of the bed
>grab them on the arm or something to show them your strength
>hit them in the body somewhere, not the face
I had a girlfriend try to do that shit where screeching in the car and trying to open the door because she was mad at me not wanting to sell arts and crafts for her at some anime convention and I just backhanded her chest and grabbed her arm and that made that shit stop for months.
"*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off?!" is not successful parenting/partnership
You going to do your lolbertarian "reasoning" while she's scratching at you with her nails and screeching like a banshee? Good luck with that cuckold. You don't do this every day, you do it when start getting ridiculous. It's been human nature for 5000 years.
>talk about "getting physical" with his ex-girlfriend to "keep her in line"
>"lolbertarian 'reasoning'," "cuck," "it's just human nature"
there is perhaps a reason you spoke of your girlfriend in the past tense
Please give me more advice you cock addicted simp. I know, I'll go write her a letter the next time she starts having a woman moment! That's what my children's cartoon told me to do!
i'm not the one with a girlfriend that left me for shoving her around m8
>g-g-g-give me a-advice you cuck surely there's n-n-no other way to-
Die alone. You're scum. You deserve to be left to rot. You're just a low intellectual beast in disguise.
u glow
>yeah man you just have to abuse your partner and potentially threaten them with beatings or worse to get them in line
Fucking have a nice day, oh my god. I would beat you down if I ever came across you. You disgust me you piece of shit.
Women are neurotic anon
They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
If you cant be the rock keeping her steady be the rock hitting her in the head until she behaves like a human being
/v/irgins are neurotic, unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable too, it's a Call of Duty lobby in the form of a message board.
>unpredictable
They're really, really easy to understand. It's like saying a 7 year old is unpredictable. They're going to chase after the thing.
>They're really, really easy to understand
People say this a lot but don't explain how
>They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
So Ganker is full of women?
This place has constant mental breakdowns at twitter screencaps and has been crying daily for 6 years about RDR2 because it didn't flop.
Shitposting on the anime website isnt the same as screeching yourself through life
>instead of learning and communicating
Its not your job to teach her how to be normal anon
You dumb fucking animal, it goes both ways. LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER, COMMUNICATING TOGETHER. You cannot be THIS fucking stupid.
>LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER
Its not your job to change to accommodate her autism either
You are like a living doormat jesus is expecting somebody to just act normal that outrageous to you?
Nevermind. Therw's no point in talking with an actual neanderthal. One day when you face yourself at the end of a muzzle you point at yourself, you will understand the meaning of my words. But for now, fuck you.
Between me and the emotional punching bag you are I think its clear whos gonna eat the barrel first
I'm glad you agree. I've had deeper bonds with many people more than you'll ever even hope to have in your pathetic life.
>Shitposting on the anime website
It's shitposting when it isn't done seriously, it becomes actual histerical, mentally unstable shit when you do the same thing for several hours every day.
A shitpost is worth fuck all if nobody thinks its real
>instead of learning and communicating just beat her with a rock
morons like YOU deserved to be stoned and flayed.
>unpredictable
false
>hysterical
>emotionally unstable
true
women (#yesallwomen) are predictably hysterical and unstable
So, on top of the reddit screencaps, the reddit links, now we have zoomers unironically using hashtags in Ganker?
Why do you even come here, when it's obvious literally all you do in this website is come here to gossip about literally whos?
#triggered
You're trying to tell this to people who only know women through anime and Disney Channel groomer cartoons. I was thinking of actually explaining it but then I remembered they're just completely delusional. The fact any mention of a physical discipline gets them triggered into thinking you're beating them for being too slow with dinner is just proof of this. They live in fantasy.
Wow, Khazakstan has a beautiful flag. Too bad I have no idea where it is on the map.
>get trolled in the website that came up with trolling
>zoomers are so riddled with BPD and autism they take everything at face value and even think they are talking to chicks
>I'm retarded
>You're retarded
>heh, joke's on you I was merely pretending
>stupid post
>HE MUST BE A WOMAN AND HE'S AFTER ME
Yeah, that anon is also being hilarious. It's like watching Jerry Springer but sad.
I wish that I could be a tendie. They seem to be the only people who still enjoy video games. They also like to drink IPAs.
I enjoy videogames I just don't play them.
>All these """"""ADULTS""""" she was right
What are you doing here lmao
Don't you have things to do? Like change diapers or drink beer with other """"""Adults""""" with kids and say how much you hate your husband/wife? lol
3 days?
I took an entire week vacation and went to the midnight release to pick up the Collector's Edition with my girlfriend
So far I'm having a blast
I'm sorry that life brings you no joy anymore.
Can someone translate in English?
>nintendo thread
>suddenly filled with people going "NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK BACK TO YOUR WIFE YOU CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO!"
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? You doing that shit is the reason you can't hold onto a girl for more than 6 months.
now that the thread is over, did we learn anything?
Hell no I didn't learn shit. I was supposed to be spending this time taking notes from my Accounting textbook and instead I sat here like a dumbass talking about literally nothing and giggling at schizos.
We learned (again) that Ganker has a lot of stunted manchildren that think of themselves as sophisticated adults.
Uhhh....women like to shitpost and men ironically can't yell when others do it?
Women will pretend to be men just to shit on men more than they do.
>Women will pretend to be men
You're truly broken.
Case in point
Oh and numales like you will always jump to the defence of women
>a bunch of assumptions
I hope you realize the irony.
>assumptions
You're a male
You're defending a woman's illogical actions
That makes you a numale.
Also I didn't say anything about assumptions, where's the irony exactly?
>You're defending a woman's illogical actions
Women aren't conversing with you in this thread. It's all dudes.
Oh right, you "identify" as women when it's convenient don't you.
Anon, trying this hard at the end of a thread seems counterproductive.
If I was a woman I wouldn't even be acknowledging you and you know it.
Nah, all women crave attention and go insane if they don't get it.
>Nah, all women crave attention and go insane if they don't get it.
/Thread.
so basically this whole thread is trannies
Well except for the men.
You zoomers literally spend your day grabbing reddit screencaps and tiktok videos just to attention whore here.
I've never touched those sites. But at least we know you're projecting now.
>It's all dudes.
That's because there's no women on the internet.
tits or gtfo
That there is a level below the numale, and that's the numale trying to pass as manly, the kind that instead of making reddit posts showing off his Pokemon to his parents, instead comes to Ganker to tell everyone how manly it is to take time off to play BING BING WAHOO
Man, zoom zooms really live rent free in millenial and gen x heads.
>be zoomer
>be fag
>"lol ur a faget"
>r-rent free
Im taller than you, better looking, bench more and make more money. Youre literally nothing. All you can do is seethe.
it's honestly his own fault for telling his wife he filed for 3 days of PTO, any human male knows if your female partner be it wife or girlfriend will attempt to dominate any of your time off regardless of what you want
he should have just filed for PTO not told his wife and pretended to go to work every morning like normal, then just rent a hotel and enjoy his time in peace
They were both in the wrong. She should have respected that he took time of for himself and his hobby rather than for her despite her not thinking highly of his hobby. He shouldn't have taken time off for Zelda.
>Im taller than you, better looking, bench more and make more money. Youre literally nothing. All you can do is seethe.
>zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of bitches
>on the very website that came up with the concept of trolling
trolling existed before Ganker did
>zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of bitches
If you're a man who's shitting on a man for being a man because you can't understand being a man the only logical explanation is that you're a woman.
Simple.
>If you're a man who's shitting on a man for being a man
The problem is that you tendies unironically consider yourselves men
>the only logical explanation is that you're a woman.
This sounds like gay coping
Fag
If I were gay I'd be shitting on men too.
>if you don't side with him, you're a woman
>no, you can't be against numales
Friendly reminder that numales result in trannies which are men that objectively act worse than women
What could explain the Gankerirgin's pathological need to be the "winner" of every conversation they have?
They've never won anything in real life so they feel entitled to any substitute.
Men never winning arguments against women isn't a meme anon.
Apply that to this situation and you'll have your reason.
YWNBAW
Hot fire forge sharp sword
>Ganker in the late 2000s and early 2010s
>funny weirdos who talked about how proud they are of being virgins
>actually focus on topics since it was the fun kind of autists
>Ganker in late 2010s and early 2020s
>literally nothing but mental breakdowns, social media posts and autists with no friends giving terrible dating advice because the autists we have are the unfun, genuinely mentally ill types who need someone's validation and come here to try to get someone to tell them they truly are "chad" and that they aren't autistic
thread fucking glows
Women have a fuckton of flaws, but it's hilarious that Ganker will only shit on the flaws that are also common place in Ganker, mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
All of this defines nu/v/, a bunch of mentally unstable autists who scream at Twitter screencaps, spend years having daily mental breakdowns because games that were "totally going to flop" actually sold and constantly say dumb, low IQ shit and get mad when someone doesn't believe it.
Not to mention how anecdotical evidence that could very well be totally made up is now used as legitimate arguments.
>mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
None of these define Ganker.
this board adopted 41% memes from 4chan and keeps trying to raise the number based on personal feelings, of course we're overly emotional, illogical, hysteric, nonsensical and prone to wishful thinking
Anon, invaders aren't Ganker.
Also it was botw not RDR2.
If most of the board is invaders, they ARE Ganker now. Eternal summer, etc etc
>Also it was botw not RDR2.
If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
You went for RDR2 specifically because you were dumb enough to think it would flop, and too mentally unstable to admit you were wrong.
Because Ganker is overly emotional, ilogical and histerical.
Should we also forget about how Ganker shilled Metal Gear Survive, not because of the game's quality, but as "revenge" against Kojima because MGSV didn't have enough cutscenes?
Your screenshot doesn't change the fact that the shitposting for RDR2 only lasted a few months, not half a decade.
The game a few months away from that anyway.
moron, it still happens to this day, and it's the exact same thread as it was 5 years ago.
>Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it,
So it's not about quality, but the fact that you reacted emotionally to other people.
Because you are unstable and ilogical.
>moron, it still happens to this day,
It really doesn't. We barely have RDR threads nowadays period meanwhile botw shitposting has been renewed with totk
>So it's not about quality
It is though? when a game is hyped up to be good and it turns out it's shit people want to laugh at it/ laught at people who are in denial and still hyped about it / vent because they expected it to be good.
This is not a difficult concept to grasp. RDR2 is a bad game.
The thing is you are not laughing, those threads are filled with genuine anger, because you are mentally unstable creatures who react overly emotionally to things.
You yourself said that you reacted like that, not because of the game, but because of other people's reactions, aka and ilogical behavior.
You are smooth brained and have a low IQ.
>those threads are filled with genuine anger
Wut.
I've never seen an RDR2 thread where people other than the defenders are legitimately angry.
All of these 24/7 shitpost threads are the same handful of posters pretending to be either side and trying to bait the other posters. It gets really tiresome and tedious when you realize that's what they're doing.
I have not been in a RDR2 thread since launch.
Honestly you seem mentally ill and I don't even know what you are trying to say. RDR2 is a bad game regardless of if other people are making fun of it, making fun of morons who like bad game or getting mad at it.
>If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
Everyone knows AC is garbage and ubisoft sucks. The game isn't worth talking about.
Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it, and it sucked both in gameplay and story.
"flop" as if anyone cares what NPCs waste their money on. Everyone with a brain pirates everything.
weird troll tbh. why would anyone still be thinking about RDR2 when TOTK is the new blunder of the century?
>you'd be attacking AC Valhalla
Honestly, if I knew anything about the game other than the fact that it exists, I certainly would be more upset about it. The problem with RDR2 is that people kept posting threads about it. Its like the Forspoken game and the new Horizon. I know Forspoken is bad and why, I have no fucking idea what the Horizon game does. I'd bet theres probably black lesbians, but I dont know, so the hate is more logical and less personal.
Ganker has been seething daily about Red Dead Redemption 2 for half a decade because autists insisted from day one it would flop, and when it didn't it caused a meltdown that has lasted to this day.
RDR2 sucks and is literally the hicklib cowboy meme.
>y'all'st've seen some of them there Ell Gee Bee Tee convenshuns here round these parts?
>Ah'm an old-fashioned man and an old-fashioned feminist
Ganker is as Ganker does, Ganker has always been good at projecting its own negative qualities onto other people and attacking them
it's a switch game, he should have left the house and abondoned her for 3 days. Woman love men who abaonon them.
every time theres a shooting in the news the bitches of this forum all act like theyre deeply personally affected and theyre going to move to canada today because they literally cant even. this is the forum women go to lie and bitch and one up each other on whos kids and husband are more useless.
What the internet and real life have taught me is that the problem with the world isn't men or women or the left or the right, it's the mentally ill.
We allowed mentally ill people to have a voice in society and in just a few years they destroyed everything.
People with mental illnesses should all be executed.
Left wing an mentally ill are the same thing.
I've met perfectly reasonable schizos, but I've never met a woman who isnt ready to send men to die in a war over things that dont actually matter.
>I've met perfectly reasonable schizos
Then you must be a schizo yourself.
This is why asylums need to be opened again, the mentally ill can not be tolerated anymore.
You know, getting angry at what he's saying only outs you as women.
"if you're mad then you're just the thing i'm insane about" is the classical lunatic cop-out
You are the one defending mentally ill people.
Yes, a malfunctioning brain.
From schizophrenia to being a social outcast, all those people need to be locked up.
"malfunctioning" and who decides how it's supposed to function?
>I've met perfectly reasonable schizos, but (INSANITY FOLLOWS)
Anon-domo...
>I've never met a woman who isnt ready to send men to die in a war over things that dont actually matter.
The world would actually be fine if women were like that instead of pitiful pacifists who always go
>NO TO THE H*CKING WAR, I'M LE PACIFIST
War is ingrained in human nature, there's a reason the majority of achievements of humanity in space were in the context of the cold war, and not in the era of international cooperation.
The human brain is literally wired to defeat other people.
Women are always pacifist until the danger is out of direct eyesight. They will always support other people fighting over anything as long as they cant see it.
>its human nature
And no woman will ever aspire to improve themselves beyond the base nature of their instinct
Whatever mental gymnastics you want to make, it's a fact war defines humanity, and that this war would be better if plenty of peoples and countries these days, like Africa, were simply destroyed.
What Ganker has is called BPD.
And no, BPD isn't just the "ethot mental illness", look up the symptoms of borderline personality disorder, it alligns perfectly with Ganker's behavior for the past 5 years.
>5 years
10
>We allowed mentally ill people to have a voice in society
sounds like something the left has been pushing for for decades
there is no definition of mental illness other than someone behaving in a way you don't expect