Do tendies really take 3 days off work to play the new Zelda game?

Do tendies really take 3 days off work to play the new Zelda game?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take time off to do specific thing
    >woman schedules shit that prevents you from doing specific thing
    Every time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally cannot be allowed to play zelda in the next room if one of his wife's friends comes over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a kid's friend and their parents
        Which usually means:
        kid is classmates with other kid but they are not friends
        classmate's dad is not friends with kid's dad
        only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only the mothers are 'friends' (actually a bragging contest between them who got the best house, smartest kid, etc...)
          My parents are Chinese and when they would have friends over they would make me play piano to impress our guests. I'll never forget the time my mom called me in to show off my piano skills and then her new friend has her daughter play our piano and BTFOs me eternally and completely. My mother's shame was palpable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have dishonored your famiry.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn bro. That stings

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My parents are Chinese
            Why didn't you just say "I'm Chinese"? Lol.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro’s “tRanSrAcial”

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not Chinese.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me either

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He stopped being Chinese as soon as possible.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Parents are chinks, he’s just an american with chink parents

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can't you read? He failed them in some trivial task. They clearly disowned him not only as their son but as their racial relative. Then they skinned him alive.
              The chinese call it chimsun bang

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              escapism

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, it's time to suicide. Sorry.
            Did you raped that girl at least?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good morning sirs!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha chink.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >me
            >white
            >azn childhood friends, all forced to play piano & hated it
            >30s
            >wish I could play piano AT ALL
            >bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff

            At least you can play for yourself bro, forget that lil bawd

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              grass is always greener on the other side anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >me, asian
              >mom thinks I'm not interested in anything
              >if I say I'm interested she thinks it's just heat of the moment thing
              >if I do something for the first time and frick up even once she calls me stupid and goes on about how she knew I couldn't do it
              >never tell her what I want or do anymore, I just do it myself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont worry things will get better when you hit 18 and finally move out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of my grandma back in the day
                >like video games
                >she said she'll buy me and my sister whatever we want
                >ask for a cheap GBA game
                >she says it's a waste of time
                >proceeds to spend more than the cost of the game on my sister for junk that's going to be used up in a week
                >get into the usual geeky nerd stuff like models and shit
                >still told its a waste
                >ask for something normal for once, a bike
                >too expensive
                I just stopped asking her for stuff outright.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My mom helped me move recently, I wonder if she noticed I still had the SNES I asked for the Christmas after she sold ours to Funcoland to get an N64 game for my little brothers. I wonder if she noticed I had all the games she refused to rebuy too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bought a FP-30X and am struggling through beginner stuff
              So what's the problem? As long as you're practicing a few hours per day you'll reach his level in no time. You ARE practicing several hours seven days a week aren't you? Because that's how you learn an instrument. At least you have the option to give up and do something you actually find fun, many of us grew up trapped in it and had no choice.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wahhhhh i wish i suddenly knew how to play something that takes skill
              >i wish i didn't have to put effort in
              Frick you Black person. I hate people like you. If you actually want it, put the goddamn work in. Besides, those bastards who got forced to learn it usually only play classical, and that shit is BORING. Learn to make good music, not just be flashy, you shallow b***h.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women view their children the way they view pets and purses, chinkoid women are especially bad about this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the girl's mother probably still jerk offs to that memory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      true minus being pissed its mothers day, you have 3 kids, do something for their mother.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is so full of zoomers who are mental kids that they think it's acceptable for an adult with kids to, not just unironically play videogames, but to play trash for 5 year olds like Zelda
      I'll never understand why zoomers and millennials pretend they know better about adulthood when they are the generation that takes 10 daily meds for their various mental illnesses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a mutt, so I don't take medication, have no mutilated genitals and didn't lose all my hair the second puberty ended.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
          I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.
            Do you even know who Quentin is?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you on the bideogame board?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's full of mentally unstable zoomers, and since they are also very low IQ on top of that and take everything at face value it's extremely easy to cause meltdowns in them.
              Like passing in front of the classroom of the moronic to mock them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Birds of a feather flock together

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dang anon you're pretty pathetic fr fr on God be bussin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le mutt
          >euroshitter who sucks nintendie wiener thinks he is better than others

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
        I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.

        Growing up is literally a scam senpai. Though I agree that if you have children, it's already too late and now you have to take care of them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you disingenuous homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be in relationship
        >Do things for that relationship year-round, sacrificing your own time for others
        >Game comes out
        >Schedule time for yourself
        >Now the domestic harpy starts shrieking she doesn't get what she wants

        Sounds like millenials *do* know how to be in relationships. It's just *just* giving, you know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you still think it's acceptable to play with digital toys in your adulthood, so you are still honorary american.
        I have no idea why people like this are allowed to post, Quentin needs to come back and do some clean up of these fedora tippers.

        >
        He said on the Ganker - Video Games board

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh its weird, imagine taking 3 days off work and using it to play videogames instead of spending time with your children

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’d be one thing if this was just his dumbass gf but the dude has a 6 month old. You don’t have the fricking luxury to play vidya all day anymore. I have a 10 month old and I can fit in maybe an hour-two hours a day

        >Acting like a 10 year old when you actually have responsiblities in life

        Maybe he shouldn't have fricked the b***h if he didn't want to be taking care of kids or have any responsiblities at all. Didn't know we suddenly supported acting like black fathers in the 90's here.

        You don't get three whole days where you just bing bing wahoo when you have three small kids. Foid should divorce him.

        What kind of moronic justification is this?
        The dude took time off work to play the game, if the game wasn't there he'd be at work instead, how would she have managed then? In both scenarios he's unavailable but apparently one warrants being mad at him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One is productive and earns money, the other he has 3 full days to play the game. He can manage a little playdate, take care of his kids and tend to his wife all while still having enough time to play.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's some woman logic man.
            The guy has been working his ass off to provide for his family and now that he takes 3 days off for himself you're going to b***h at him?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh and what he can't act like a dad to his kids hecause a new toy came out?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same reason the woman can't act like a mother and has to b***h at her husband for taking some time off to himself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *like a single mother

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One is productive and earns money
            PTO is productive and earns money.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Missed that, my bad.
              Regardless he is a dad and has responsibilities to fulfill.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He would've been available for his home after work, it is very obvious that he wanted to game all day when he could just spend the afternoon doing normie shit and continue playing through the night

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >think it's bad to play video games
        >is on Ganker
        Uh hello???? Black person???? Why the FRICK ARE YOU HERE?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A man with a job that provides for his family should be able to do whatever the hell he pleases with his free time you troglodyte

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A numale who plays Zelda is closer to being a woman than a man.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How many kids do you have anon?
            In what way are you contributing to society?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, right now i'm studying astrodynamics.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >studying
                In other words, you haven't actually accomplished anything or contributed to society.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not yet, but eventually I will, and my work will contribute to humanity's destiny of spreading through space.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack
      >between work and her calling me every five fricking minutes at home I can't do anything
      >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself
      >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just leave bro. Don't let her guilt trip you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really should but I'm just too nice of a fricking person to do that especially to my mother.
          I mean, she's a nice enough person, it's just that damn anxiety issue.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack
            >between work and her calling me every five fricking minutes at home I can't do anything
            >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself
            >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her

            You need to talk with her. Set boundaries so your sleep doesnt suffer, and if she ignores what you ask of her then obviously you would feel a lot less guilty about straight up leaving.
            First step is to talk about shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm just too nice of a fricking person
            you aren't nice, you're a sycophant.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not what that word means. Did you just learn it in 9th grade last week?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moved back home because my mother has had severe anxiety since she caught covid and can't go outside on her own without having a panic attack
            >between work and her calling me every five fricking minutes at home I can't do anything
            >sleep schedule starts to suffer just so I can have time to myself
            >she starts texting me at night to go downstairs with her

            sounds almost as ill as mine, almost
            though it's definitely not anxiety, probably schizophrenia

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My mum used to do this before I gave her the option of stopping or me moving away and cutting contact. You have to set boundaries when you live with your parents past 18 or it's going to be horrible.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            your mother is a literal schizo. Hate to be the one to tell you. Source: i have a schizo mother. They will push and push and push and the only thing they understand is fear and consequences. Talking to them reasonably over and over and over doesn't work. She will take every moment she can from you. You need to straight up tell her you don't give a frick about her fake anxiety and her crybaby bullshit. Then you need to stone face it. Any time she tries walk away leaving her in her own schizo moronation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't nice to your well being homosexual. Join the firefighters so you die for criminals

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you taking her to a doctor?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a bong. I can barely see a doctor for myself for my fricking shoulder pains.
              But yeah we've seen a doctor a few times and they've practically just blown her off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In defense of the doctors it's not like there's a surgery or a single procedure they could ever do that could cause someone to stop worrying about every little thing. The best they can do is prescribe a bunch of drugs then move on to the next patient.
                Anxiety is as much of a life choice as it is an affliction.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit
                good luck man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        time to leave friend

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she wants any more service, she should pay with her body. Get her pregnant, homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’ll only understand this when you have kids.

        You owe her nothing. You didn’t ask to be born, she brought you into this world. That was HER choice.

        If she’s causing you problems, tell her about it. Tell her it needs to stop, and if not, you’ll take steps to improve your life (ie leave).

        The mentally ill drain the people around them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the same people who complain about how "society is collapsing" turn around and post this shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >entire generation burned by parents and leadership
            >why don't they worship useless morons???

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WOW WHY ISN'T THE GOVERNMENT MAKING ME TENDIES LIKE MOMMY DID

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WOW WHY IS MY LIFE GETTING RUINED SURELY IT COULDN'T BE THE ONE THING CAUSING ME PROBLEMS

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That you can't put any effort into anything because the main goal of your life is entertainment media?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU HAVE TO LOSE SLEEP BECAUSE SOME MENTALLY ILL moron HEARD SOMEONE COUGH 10 MILES AWAY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is she on meds? Get her off them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the lack of meds causing the problems sounds like. that sounds like my mom before she got on her current meds.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're doing a good thing but you need to not be so hard on yourself for choosing to spend time by yourself as well. Don't abandon her like others are saying, just tell her she's being way too needy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a good soul anon, but you're allowed to be a little selfish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’d be one thing if this was just his dumbass gf but the dude has a 6 month old. You don’t have the fricking luxury to play vidya all day anymore. I have a 10 month old and I can fit in maybe an hour-two hours a day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp.
      in the future all humans will be male and will be grown in vats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spending time around a woman for anything other than sex
      That's where it all goes wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Greetings from Kazakhstan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Acting like a 10 year old when you actually have responsiblities in life

      Maybe he shouldn't have fricked the b***h if he didn't want to be taking care of kids or have any responsiblities at all. Didn't know we suddenly supported acting like black fathers in the 90's here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was sad at first that my ex broke up with me. but moments like this make me feel great to be single again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do I have responsibilities I just want to play video games!!!!
      No wonder modern men are incapable of finding a partner and are committing 70% of all suicides.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post brought to you by a 27-year-old that doesn't know how to change a diaper or a tire

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goes out of their way to frick with your plans
        I hate women so much it's unreal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get three whole days where you just bing bing wahoo when you have three small kids. Foid should divorce him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Foid should divorce him.
        her not supporting his hobbies means marriage ends because of her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every time
      Yeah the expert that has been with so many women says it, lmfao you are pathetic and never had a gf let alone a wife why lie online? Frick this guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fine if he takes the time he would spend at work to play but in the evening when he would be at home anyway he should do his fricking part

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a place I used to work at before one guy would take a week off and still show up at the office, but he would just like browse the internet or talk with friends and shit all day (small company so the owner was chill about it), I once asked him about it and he said he wouldn't tell the wife he had taken time off work so he'd just leave and return home at the same hours as if he was working, precisely because if he stayed home she'd just unload a bunch of work on him and wouldn't allow him to just relax and unwind.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I know it's going to suck in all my time for at least a month so I just quit. I can easily find another job when I've had my fill.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know it's going to suck in all my time for at least a month so I just quit. I can easily find another job when I've had my fill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. I know it's going to suck in all my time for at least a month so I just quit. I can easily find another job when I've had my fill.

        based

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue. I play totk at work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I play totk at work
      I work at work

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It came out on a Friday tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His PTO probably goes into the next week you goofball.
      I have a bunch of manchildren at my work that took friday and monday off

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m single and somewhat lonely but i took the last two days off to play it and have the next two off to play it as well. posts like that remind me i do actually enjoy my secluded lifestyle at times like this. no obligations or annoyances at all these last few days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesnt need to be that way tho.
      When my copy arrived my wife said "well goodbye for the day, anon" and I could play till I got sick of it. Played it today on the couch whilst she's still chipping away at Hogwards.
      She's not a gamer, mind you.
      Nice people exist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So she gave you permission? This is the dynamic you're happy with? I don't understand beta males.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you marry a female who says "I literally cannot even right now" you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fricking unbearable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The paragraph she typed wouldn't pass middle school English.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you marry a female you should just kill your whole family and yourself in a ritual murder suicide because you're probably all equally fricking unbearable.
      FTFY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey anon want to get married?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you're female.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies cannot imagine how annoy that is to their SO
    of course. good thing you'll never actually experience it

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I took off from work to play some game for 2 days and honestly I felt like a fricking homosexual for doing it.

    I can't imagine doing that when you have 3 kids and a wife.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take time off work for whatever damn reason I please, because the company gives me paid time off for turning up and doing my job. Paid time off that I can take at any time, for any reason, because I'm not a NEET.
    I even tell them why I'm taking the time off, because we're all adults.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    such is the life of marrying a soi tendie

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were a video game I'm so excited about that I would take a day off.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a week off to play splatoon 3 when it released, and a friday each for fe3h and dqb2.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick Zelda.
    don't mind if I do

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: boomers (OP too) on suicide watch

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe dont let yourself get knocked up by a manchild?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol a woman is more mature than most of you ITT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      an hour is nothing. she did nothing. stupid b***h.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >STUPID WOMAN, YOU DO NOT PLAY 10 HOURS STRAIGHT LIKE ME
        lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What can you really accomplish within the first hour of non-indie games these days? That's how long it takes to get through the opening cutscenes for many of them and you won't even make it through the tutorial in that time frame.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Embarassing post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WuifWLH.png

      Do tendies really take 3 days off work to play the new Zelda game?

      You know their children are going to come out autistic and end up in Ganker gossiping about literally whos from social media.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more mature
      Not liking vidya isn't more mature.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even read it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that reddit post was definitely written by a man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't realise the post was fake after this you have a low IQ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only getting an hour of free time a day sounds like a sad miserable existence. Congrats on growing up it sounds awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A whole heckin hour!! See! It IS possible to play Vidya AND be mature!
      [Spoiler]god I can't type like zoomer homosexuals without hating myself[/spoiler]

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice spoiler dork

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH OVER YOUR CHILD FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE 3 DAYS JUST FOR YOURSELF!!!! I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN FOR 3 DAYS SO MY HUSBAND CAN HAVE A FEW DAYS FOR HIMSELF AND HAVE A BREAK FROM WAGESLAVING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDITSISTERS HELP SAVE MEEEEEE
    Fricking hell how do people enjoy being in relationships

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, do things for yourself, but by the age of 20 you should have already moved on from videogames.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be Quentin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le arbitrary time limit because... uh...
        >JUST BECAUSE OK!??!!?!?!?!?!??!??
        but i do agree that nintendo games are for kids only.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you also play with Legos and toy trucks as an adult?
          Videogames are nothing but digital toys.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything is a toy.
            Nothing has an actual purpose.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't consider yourself an adult if you don't collect some kind of toy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            well go on, anon. whats your hobby?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to make home made rockets, but nowadays I just build the rocket engine and strap it onto other things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cute, I did that in highschool, but don't you think you should've grown up by now..?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon seething at literal rocket scientists

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used to work on it on high school too, is just now I make them more complex.
                I'm trying to get my hands on RP-1, if I can I may be able to build one that can reach at least halfway to space.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you also play with Legos
            My 40 year old accountant brother with a wife and kid has a whole room in his home just for his lego collection.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is he bald and has glasses?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bald
                Nah.
                >glasses
                Yeah.
                And no he wasn't fat the last I saw him, which was like last year.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, do things for yourself, but by the age of 20 you should have already moved on from videogames.

            You have to be 18+ to post here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, so act your age.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get ye banned, child.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo games are for kids
          All video games are for kids. All of them. You think an M rating means it's for adults? Then you're dumb as well as a manchild.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most casual gamers don't realise that mature games are targeted entirely to children to prey on their desire to be seen as adults.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed
        after 20 it's just tv and couch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex.
      That's it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have three kids
    Oh God why would anyone do that? One or two is enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mistakes happen, twins happen.
      My boss wanted two kids, but the second kid turned out to be two kids.
      My parents wanted two kids, but my father's pullout game is weak so they got three kids. My mother forced him to get a vasectomy after that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        your father sounds like a cuck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not all his if any at all, not like the 6 month old needs much anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 is enough
      if i was a milionaire i would pump 6/7 kids. big families are kino , their life would be so much better, no need to rely on "friends " 6/7 brothers and sisters having eachother, and then trillion on grandsons , kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you realize after bidenflation a millionaire means nothing now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, Bill Gates. I'm going for a full quiver, not just two.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it ironic that the more Ganker larps as "gigachad" who knows everything about socializing, the more autistic it is?
    10 years ago people would be making fun of the manchild in OP.
    Meanwhile 2023 nuGanker would probably white knight the fedora tipper subhumans of the early 2010s.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      speak english

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No need to act like a miserable grown up just because your parents did so when you were a child.
      Who's approval are you trying to gain? Your neighbors? Strangers on the internet? Your parents?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miserable grown up
        The kind of people who play videogames in their late 20s and even 30s are also the kind that can not function without copious amounts of meds.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw 20s and never taken meds and handle all my issues with introspection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We pretended to be morons for far too long and now Gankereddit took the irony at face value.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is now a political movement. We all support traditional family values, including a woman who takes care of the kids and cooks dinner. A man's role is to work and enjoy manly hobbies like video games. Trannies and homosexuals are the ones that want to take gaming away from men.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Men want to take gaming away from men
        Just say it as it is. Accept that mentally ill men ruin everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >manly hobbies like videogames
        Only 20 years ago videogames were seen as something only losers did, and nowadays videogames are only popular because we have an entire generation of autistic manchildren like this.
        Driving and fixing cars, hunting, sports, those are manly, sitting on your ass in front of a screen is barely a hobby to begin with.

        And considering this not even two decades ago people were bullied for playing games, how do you correlate traditional values with playing games?
        You can't, because you are a larper.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seething, troony. We won in 2016, 2020, and we're going to win again in 2024. Trannies will not take away our video games.

          Funny that you falseflag as a "real man" because that's all you'll ever be. ACK!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally all trannies play videogames, you stupid frick, because videogames are the official hobby of the autist.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The idea that le troons are just another flavor of basement dweller is repugnant to the terminally online

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are mistaken

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >driving and fixing cars, hunting, sports
          >those are manly
          cope. masculinity is in a crisis

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cope. masculinity is in a crisis
            Yes, because shit like playing videogames is considered manly these days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh OLD /vee/ let women walk all over them!!
      >NU/vii/ calls me a homosexual for letting a woman who doesn't respect me dictate my every move in life :((
      Go back, homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, old Ganker never gave a frick about any of this.
        People here literally prided themselves on being virgins, you stupid prick.
        And now we have obvious autists with no social skills going
        >heh, did you know that bawds with hair dye are bawds? bet you didn't know that, you've been blessed by GIGACHAD knowledge
        And by the way, for all your seething about women, you sure do jack shit about it.
        It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do, but you do nothing, you just spend all fricking day gossiping, which is ironically how a teenage girl acts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would at least be fun if you doxxed them or something like /b/ used to do
          /b/ literally never doxxed anyone the way you think they did. That's some tumblr shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            /b/ did, and it sent chicks literally crying away from the internet, and it wasn't even because of ideals, it was purely for fun.
            What has zoomer Ganker done, spend hours and hours gossiping among themselves, screaming at Twitter screencaps?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              jessie slaughter was being an annoying attention prostitute
              also everyone outside of /b/ hated it after the first few years and considered it a containment board

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, this place does nothing but spend all day gossiping about attention prostitutes and nothing ever happens, just endless threads of homosexual little zoomies having meltdowns and never actually doing anything but screaming at their screen, because they are the kind that censor themselves in Ganker, the kind that say "N word" even in here because they are too afraid of saying Black person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you pretending that you were there. /b/ didn't just pick out some random girl to frick with, she got doxxed because she was being a c**t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she got doxxed because she was being a c**t
                And i'm sure all the b***hes this place gossips about are real nice women, like the one in the OP.
                You just don't have balls to do anything but gossiping.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >/b/ did,
              No, no they didn't. The fact that you think that's what happened wirh Jessi Slaughter only proves that you don't know shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity. If your private info ever got leaked on the internet before 2012 it was 110% your fault and you had a majorly active role in feeding the trolls. The reality is that the VAST majority of people never went through anything like this because there's really only a very tiny portion of the population SO moronic that they'd get themselves labeled as a lolcow and then continue to keep feeding the trolls.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only people who this ever happened to were desperate narcissistic lolcows who absolutely REFUSED to just step away from the computer and admit that they're not a celebrity
                And?
                Zoomers are cowards who wouldn't do that to ANYONE.
                Mostly because they are so tech illiterate they can barely fill out captchas, but even if they knew they wouldn't do it because they are pussies, because they are the kind that are afraid of saying Black person in Ganker, since they grew up on Twitter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound mentally moronic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            last i recall /b/ would mainly do any identity digging like that if somebody was bragging about killing cats or they'd just posted their manifesto

            /b/ did, and it sent chicks literally crying away from the internet, and it wasn't even because of ideals, it was purely for fun.
            What has zoomer Ganker done, spend hours and hours gossiping among themselves, screaming at Twitter screencaps?

            lolcows =/= random doxxes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lolcows =/= random doxxes
              It's irrelevant, this place seethes at the same bunch of prostitutes everytime and nothing ever happens, because you are a bunch of pussies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now, and in reality, the best way to actually get rid of these people is to not directly engage with them and let them get bored of trying so hard just to remain irrelevant.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's because there's laws against doing that stuff now
                Since fricking when has Ganker cared about the law.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He thought people were seriously proud of becoming a 30 year old wizard
          It's ironic that an autist like you is so hellbent on calling everyone else autistic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's seriously fricking cringe that ~30% of this board spends their time pretending to be "high status" to try and make others feel bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, Ganker has lost all ability to make fun of itself or treat itself as the butt of jokes. It's not even a younger generation thing because Ganker has always been filled with teenagers threatening to burst a vein in their head from petty anger, it's a dangerous autist thing. Almost all of your replies just seethed at you and one tried to accuse you of posting "man Ganker sucks" for clout. Too many people pretended to be egotistical morons for too long and now we have loads of actual egotistical morons, and not even the funny kind like Quentin.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took the 2nd and 5th of june off to play diablo 4 but I'm still on the fence on if I want to get BotW 1.5, all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too moronic to make anything half as neat on my own.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the wierd builds people are making jsut puts me off since I'm too moronic to make anything half as neat on my own.
      same, could never get into minecraft, for example. I know what kinds of games I enjoy so I'll steer clear of this new zelda.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does it feel to have a wife and kids?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like shit
      you need to have a wife and kids that love you

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah man... reminds me when I used to take a few days if school to play call of duty mw2 and black ops 1... good times man... I don't like being an adult and working and having to deal with my wife, I just want to be a manchild.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden Ring comes out
    >Wtf I have savings so I'm going to quit my job to play this shit nonstop for months
    >"Boss, I'm leaving I feel that I'm underpaid in this job"
    >"Nooooo anon don't go, here have a very substancial pay rise"
    >Take it because it was a lot of money
    >Well it's ok, my gf is kinda b***hy, I'll break with her so I can play on the evenings
    >"Nooooo anon don't leave me I'll change and make you food and I won't make you came to moronic parties"
    >Take it because she is cute and we are happy if she tries
    >ff 1 year
    >Good pay at my job, amazing relationship with my gf
    >Still only 50 hours in ER
    >Ffs I just wanted to play and somewhat fixed my life
    >I still want to quit everything and just play

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your job is one thing but I don't understand why you can't just tell gf that you're looking to spend x amount of time on this game every week. Do you think she wouldn't understand that you have hobbies outside of her?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a gf is the biggest time sink ever, I lose 7 fricking hours every day to my job and around 8/9 to my gf, this is fricking hell, I have like 2 hours before going to sleep for me and if I take too long she takes all of the bed for her.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you can't just tell her like, honey I'm gonna have 2 hours to myself every monday night?
          Legitimately curious because I don't understand why you two have to be all over each other every waking moment, even if I had a partner I would probably still want some alone time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give in

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER isnt good enough to justify that though

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too and sick and tired of these fake holidays.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take 3 days off
    >don't mention it to dumb wife
    >pretend you're leaving for work
    >drive to some random fast food parking
    >enjoy new zeld + a nice bag of goyslop of your choice from 9-5
    >come back home to clueless wife
    its so simple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hiding away in your car for 8 hours to play zelda gorging yourself on some goyslop for 3 days at a time

      lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats some big thinkin'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Friend's wife doesn't let him play at home
      >He just plays at work for 8 hours and gets absolutely nothing done
      I respect the guy. He's figured out how to be an employed neet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I can tell you're some fricking neet neckbeard with no idea how life work

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    her fault for marrying a manchild

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker gets taken over by zoomers
    >coincidentally it's the same time we went from rightfully mocking these kids in the bodies of adults to being flooded by the "R-REAL ADULTS PLAY H*CKING ZELDA AND LE MARIO AND DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS" crowd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The irony of acting like that while unironically posting a wojak is lost on you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try chud, old Ganker was way more childish than nu-Ganker and the board's quality was MUCH better back then, even in 2013.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chud
        You weren't even born in 2013.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're totally washed up, old man.
      We do what we want so you can stay mad as much as you want as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're totally washed up, old man.
        The irony of zoomers and millennials saying this when their bodies are in worse shape than a 50 year old and requiere as much meds every day as a grandpa.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're married with 3 kids isn't there a very good chance you're not a zoomer?
      Also eh I played my PSP and DS on the bus all the time, if you still give a frick about what people think of you then you're still fresh mang.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, we had people unironically discussing that Mario movie for an entire month despite being made for an audience that can barely walk and talk.
      Ganker is flooded with manchildren who larp as what they think "chad" is all while admitting they spend all they playing games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says while posting a wojack

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a spare day off to take in 2018 so I rushed through Smash Ultimate on release day to unlock stuff. Had I had no more days ofd though I wouldn't have bothered.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a homosexual

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this "I take a day off to play a game at launch" thing work when games these days all requiere 80 hours of grinding?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      play for 40 hours a day and you can begin to enjoy the *real* game after only 2 days

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a co-worker put in a request for a week's worth paid vacation (since vacations have to be a week) for Tears of the Kingdom and did the same thing for Arceus

    I did the same thing for XVI

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    This is why I sincerely hope the Ukraine shit becomes a full blown WWIII.
    Too much oxygen being wasted on parasites that don't add anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      two more weeks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad that you're self aware

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take time off for gaming if the game is worth it. I also have about almost 2 months of leave saved up right now. Grim times.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers and millennials cry that boomers had it so much better
    >at the same time can't even do basic shit like having a relationship, educate kids or take care of their parents
    >wonder why their life is a failure when they can't even handle the bare minimum to live

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work for a security company
    >work consists of sitting on my ass in front of a security feed
    >take a walk every hour or so
    >play as much vidya as I want
    Only disadvantage is I'm limited to what the Switch and Steam Deck can handle.
    Oh, and the chairs suck, I'm thinking of buying a comfy, portable one, if there's such a thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude
      tell your boss or whatever that you need a new chair because your current one sucks and gives you hemorrhoids and fused vertebra

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehh, whatever new chair they buy it's probably going to be just mediocre, I want an actually comfortable one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just guide them on what to buy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not getting a hacked vita

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had a hacked Vita for about 5 years.
        All I've played on it is Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and Peace Walker.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disgaea 3 is pretty fun tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          same honestly, vita turned into an OLED PSP almost instantly for me, i wasn't interested in any of the Underage Panty Quest XII dungeon crawlers on it

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just went and took a look at that subreddit to see if they were all complaining about Zelda, but they are absolutely seething about Mother's Day instead.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I wonder how old he is. I'm 29 and I don't even take time off for vidya anymore, it feels like the games aren't usually ready for release date anymore and I just would rather take that day to do something else.

    I wonder, do these people marry and have kids early and then regret it and want to get back that single lifestyle again?

  38. 11 months ago
    GreatnessAwaits

    >early reports are all saying sales are massively under the estimates
    Oh no no no no no, tendiebros, did we get too wienery?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a week off work to play ER and I still hadn't finished it afterwards with 11h played a day

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take time off for a game's release
    >game is fricking unplayable and needs 3 months worth of patches to work

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would she had done if he hadnt taken that time off? just let the kids roam free or what?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans never have vacation and work 80 hours a week so yea, it's not so strange they make time to play a game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Mutts live to work, not the other way around.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy needs to get his life together and divorce this b***h
    no cap!!

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > everyone taking sides on the guys actions
    > based off of what a woman said online
    Seems everyone here missed the boat on telling this dumb b***h to shut the frick up since you all have forgotten women can't be trusted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone listen to this zoomer, they are experts in gossiping about literally whos on the internet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. seething tendie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two husbands
        what country is that even legal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          USA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single person in this image is more attractive than everyone ITT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ God has forsaken man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like the other way around

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not marrying someone who will convince you to take a day off and take turns playing the game together
    NGMI

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >married a human failure
    >they're a fricking tendie
    every time

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, imagine having 3 fricking kids. I don't think I'd be able to handle even having one, 3 sounds like a nightmare.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 2 month old and it's already a nightmare. Don't do it.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ever take vacation time for a VIDEO GAME?

    Just play it during your normal gaming time and save the vacation time for an actual vacation. Go to Cuba or Iceland or something both are super fricking cheap right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Americans never have vacation and work 80 hours a week so yea, it's not so strange they make time to play a game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual vacations suck ass, they're more trouble than their worth. When I have time off I just want to take it easy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        glad someone said it, vacations suck if you're not interested in travel/sightseeing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have 12 days a year
      >2 fricking weeks to explore a country
      Huge waste of time and money tbdesu, I'd rather quit and spend a few months going around at my leisure.

      dont worry things will get better when you hit 18 and finally move out

      I'm 28 and still live with them because houses are fricking expensive here.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, are you shitting me? Where do you live? I have 30 days a year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Where do you live?
          SEAnig kek. Minimum days per year for fulltimers is 7 but usually we get around 14 because employers want to show how generous they are, last time I worked in a bank they had 25. What do you do?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I work in lower management for an IT company. 25 days is minimum by law here, the 5 extra days were something our union cucked the higher ups into giving us.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >25 days is minimum by law here
              Dang, the dream.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes let me just drop a grand on a ticket and then book a hotel and everything else.
      homosexual I barely get any vacation days either and do you think they would let me take a week off?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have unironic redditors here
      Can you zoomers do the world a favor and just have a nice day?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a redditor used to be a bannable offense. Look what became of this place when mods stopped banning them...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go be with your people and leave us humans alone

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 18 and playing pretty much every big game right now so I dont have to do it when im 28 or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro just to let you know, (and everyone in this thread) once you turn 17 is when you need to stop playing video games, and work your fricking ass off. finish school, get your career going, get laid and married. THEN, when you are 30 your shit is already all taken care of. you can play games ALL YOU WANT. its wild how many kids think this isn't how it works, wtf are they teaching you in school.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only people without talent need to work their asses off.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          guaranteed you live in your parents basement and never seen a real vegana in your life.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been living by myself since turning 20. In white countries - unlike the US - you don't get to stay home forever. Never seen a vegana I haven't paid for though.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kaps84
    >having kids at 38
    b***h you were supposed to have all your kids by 30
    be thankful your man can get it up for a geriatric sack of shit like yourself
    for now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand these type of posts, why are you replying to the pic as if the person who wrote that can read you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autism + BPD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        link it to her if you actually believe she hasn't seen it already

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this reminds me of my ex.

    she threatened to break up with me because i wanted to hang out with my bros to watch a movie and go out to a restaurant to eat.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend literally got berated for waiting in line for Zelda by his girlfriend

    man what is it with women these days bros? Holy shit, I mean it was texts and texts of her telling him how he's playing vidya at his age and should grow up.

    What are your thoughts on this? Is she right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women when they hit 30 basically just sit in one spot all day and play shitty freeware mobile games and say any light amount of work is exhausting and too much to handle so no, not really

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it weird how 90% of the times when Ganker shits on women it's specifically for shit that's common place in Ganker?
        We have unironic gacha threads all the time in the catalog.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your friend is a spineless cuck enabling toxic women. She's technically right since he bends to her will. That's not a relationship worth a damn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she's hot though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're both the problem.

          >enabling
          >toxic
          It's not a surprise the thread with people who think playing videogames as an adult is acceptable has people who use literal Twitter Newspeak.
          Let me guess, you also say "whataboutism", "gaslight" and "sexist"?

          How about you finish reading before having a stroke and making a fricking moronic assumption like a woman?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I finish reading anything written by a literal Twitter user?
            If you use the word "toxic" for anything but literal snake poison you are a subhuman and need to stick to social media.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the toxic waste

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should unironically end yourself if you a woman being hot is an excuse to let her take your balls and turn you into a prisoner in your own home.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enabling
        >toxic
        It's not a surprise the thread with people who think playing videogames as an adult is acceptable has people who use literal Twitter Newspeak.
        Let me guess, you also say "whataboutism", "gaslight" and "sexist"?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          "gaslight" is hilarious i say that shit all the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > waiting in line to play zelda
      > girlfriend bullies him
      You expect me to take this losers side?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i see garbage like that it makes me believe women are so garbage now because men let them become like that
    Imagine having a six month old kid, your own blood, and you give no fricks about it.
    I fricking hope america gets nuked for shitting up the world so bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the 3rd one already. It's just a useless backup kid in case the first 2 get destroyed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because men let them become like that
      You're right but for the wrong reason.
      Women are the cause but it's because the man never gets a moment away.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When i see garbage like that it makes me believe women are so garbage now because men let them become like that
        Imagine having a six month old kid, your own blood, and you give no fricks about it.
        I fricking hope america gets nuked for shitting up the world so bad

        It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fricking Zelda.
        I swear, forced conscription needs to come back.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's extremely contradictory to see people talking about being real men in the context of playing fricking Zelda
          You only think it's contradictory because you're a woman who will never understand why men need their alone time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm a man, and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fricking toys are not humans to begin with, let alone men.
            This is why entertainment media needs to be banned for all civilians.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and I know for a fact the kind of people who think in their adulthood that alone time should be spent on fricking toys are not humans
              Which is something only women believe.
              Every man knows they should have a hobby and every man wants time alone.

              You can ban media all you want but then men will just move to DIY and build wacky shit on their own.
              This is just a natural thing all men do. We like doing what we want when we want.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is something only women believe.
                It's a thing literally everyone but you zoomers and millennials believe, and that's because you are mentally women.
                I mean, look at fricking nu/v/, it's literall a board dedicated to gossiping about social media.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomers
                Ignoring the fact that you're clearly the youngest person here, it has nothing to do with age. All men do this
                Young or old
                Fit or fat
                Popular or lonely
                All men will seek out hobbies and alone time just because of our instinctual need to be busy.

                Only women do not understand this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unironically getting upset because he called you out for being nothing more than an old c**t scouting for drama

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So am I a zoomer or an old c**t?
                Man you women can't keep your insults straight.

                Or your personalities for that matter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said all you do is gossip and I'm calling you the equivalent of a fat housewife with nothing better to do but squawk in the square with the others. Ironically, you're acting like the woman here, incapable of comprehending multiple people can think you're a homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
                You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?

                >being so desperate you convince yourself only women could be talking to you
                lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's you who is fooling himself into thinking sitting on your ass in front of a screen counts as being busy.
                >Only women do not understand this.
                And only a zoomer unironically thinks that playing fricking Zelda is a sign of being a man.
                Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
                The removal of social darwinism from society has been lethal to the west.

                Now go ahead, gossip about random tiktok prostitutes some more while playing BING BING WAHOO on your Switch, that's totally what being a man is about, you stupid fricking subhuman, broccoli haired zoomer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, this is why we need a WWIII, to filter out all the subhumans that used to get removed from society before they even turned 10.
                You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You know, even if you identify as a woman you'll still be drafted right?
                I'm a man, I've already gone through conscription because I'm swiss, and I'd gladly go back into the military if that meant I'd also get to see every other person under the age of 40 spend a few years with bullets fly mere centimeters above their heads.
                Lets see if any of you still feel like gossiping and playing on your söych after having your eardrums permanently damaged by the noise of artillery.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because I'm swiss
                No wonder you don't understand what it is to be a man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I do, far more than some fatass autist who unironically owns a Switch and plays Mario

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                YES I DO I AM A MAN Swissnon posted to a thread about Zelda on the video games board of an anime forum

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it manly to ironically own a Switch?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you installed cfw then it's cool.
                >already got to see scalegay Zelda a week ago
                >the game was still boring and suffered from the same issues the base game suffers from

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing I wear my hat tilted backwards when I play my Switch. Everybody knows I'm just being... IRONIC

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, look at what you're doing.
                You're on an anonymous imageboard b***hing about men being men while assuming everything about them just to win an argument.

                You're literally using the feminazi special. Just change "switch and Mario" to small dick and you're set.

                You're a fricking woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're on an anonymous imageboard b***hing
                just gonna highlight this for you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >N-NO, WHY ARE YOU BEING H*CKING TOXIC THIS ISN'T WHOLESOME, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
                No, you are a fricking homosexual, have a nice day.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dial it back a notch anon you're trying too hard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't even argue it anymore, you know you're acting like a whiny woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I bother arguing with a Marvel watching, videogame playing numale?
                Go ahead, tell us again how manly playing Zelda is, tendie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just mad no man wants to be with you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                First of all I'm not a homosexual, second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
                >ANOOON, LETS GO TO A CONCERT
                >ANOOON, LETS GO TO A RESTAURANT
                >ANOOON, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
                A girlfriend is nothing but a glorified pet, and having a pet is already a massive waste of time and money in itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >First of all I'm not a homosexual
                You're right, you're a woman.
                >second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
                Oh so I hit the nail on the head. Not very surprising, no man can stand being around your type.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you really liked her you wouldnt mind hanging out with her

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.

                >First of all I'm not a homosexual
                You're right, you're a woman.
                >second, I can't stand relationships because it's a literal unpaid job.
                Oh so I hit the nail on the head. Not very surprising, no man can stand being around your type.

                >Oh so I hit the nail on the head
                Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Surprised you even know about that expression, considering millennials and zoomers don't even have toolboxes in their homes.
                It's a part of being a man, not that you would kmow. Every man has a set of tools for some reason or another.
                I have like five different screwdrivers within arms reach right now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's the thing, I don't think I like anyone in general, the more time I spend with someone the more I hate them, it's like 99% of people in this planet are just low IQ NPCs.
                You know I get how you could easily start thinking that way
                People do incredibly questionable shit all the time that seriously puts their intelligence into question
                Its important to remember that you only ever see a very small part of the story as an outside observer reading funny headlines and that you arent in any way close perfect either
                Its easy to overlook your own flaws and relentlessly peck at others

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you have only the "before" part of a weight-loss comparison saved to your computer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's so easy to spot the lonely roasties. They never have an argument outside of attacking a males manhood. You act like a complete sperging c**t at every moment of your life but still can't understand why no man will ever want you. It must dig into your soul at every second of conciseness existence why even those numales you mock so much reject you.

                Now go ahead and do the part where you pretend like you're a male and you hate women while at the same time try to take a subtle jab at men.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Further confirmation that zoomers would unironically white knight fedora tippers if they had been here in the early 2010s.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fedora tippers WERE the white knights, you moron. Maybe if you looked past the fact that you only made fun of them because they were ugly and unfashionable, you would realize that we made fun of them for their character. M'lady.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not referring to "m'lady" types, he's referring to "Men's Rights Activist" gamergate or KotakuInAction types. Anti-SJWs. Obnoxious bastards that make it their life's mission to stalk other obnoxious bastards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is exactly one archetype of person that qualifies as a 'fedora tipper', and its certainly not the MRA scene.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit being a nitpicky homo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit being wrong and I wont have to correct you all the time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We made fun of them because they were autistic.
                That's the thing about you zoomers, you are trying to build some kind of gay sorority where the very defining feature of man is it's individualism, it's desire to strive on it's own.
                And yet you go
                >Y-YOU MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER MAN, YOU MUST BE A WOMAN
                when women can't even insult for shit, you call one a b***h and they just recoil and stand there because they can't handle a direct attack.
                It's also why zoomers are so fricking homosexual, because you can't handle it either, you are passive agressive, you never actually attack anything, you are the HECKING WHOLESOME type of gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to convince yourself that the shitposter you've been replying to is a real woman
                how do you get to this point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hate to break it to you but the more you reply the more you tell him he's getting to you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone replying is the same person
                schizo anon...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Videogame board btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >forced armygay seething about those who play the switch freely
                Ahhh, I think today's a good day to bust out some new Mario games I haven't played yet. You need me to turn up the volume, Swissgay, or have you gone fully deaf yet?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. too fat to draft
                >t. too autistic to be trusted with a gun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've already undergone forced conscription and it was a great time, I miss it.
                Plus, they let me keep the rifle afterwards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, Jan.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re a miserable angry gay. Go die in Ukraine like a “real man” you fricking loser.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As much as I wish slavs disappeared since they are all drunk subhumans, I have to say I'm jealous of the Russians and Ukranians, because no matter what happens to their countries you know the people there will be far more complete than the homosexuals that plague the west who can barely talk to their supermarket cashier without being riddled with "anxiety".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, men were suppose to protect women just like fathers are suppose to protect their kids, scold them, telling them what is bad and what is good, the reason why women are so insane now is because men stopped giving a frick about them, look at the image at the OP, no wonder women aren't marrying anymore and became bawds when the OP pic is what awaits them if they marry.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife
    >3 kids
    >job
    Yes of course you can't take pto to play bing bing wahoo for 10 hours a day. You gave that up for the 3 things above. Just install Honkai Star Rail or something and play 20 minutes a day on your commute to work or while taking a shit, these are the kind of games you get to play now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >commute to work
      why are you underage morons playing games while driving
      And i walk to my job

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Talk to women
      >OMG HE HARASSED ME FIRE HIM
      >Don't talk to women
      >OMG HE EXCLUDED ME FIRE HIM
      Co-ed working spaces were a mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he treats us like we treat customers!
      >this is a hostile work environment!
      So they treat their customers with hostility?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the truth about women, they are all so chronically vain that it's actually detrimental to their mental wellbeing if there's even one person in the building who doesn't make them the center of their life. If you want a woman to go crazy thinking about you, just treat her like a stranger that you can't wait to walk away from.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I despise women so goddamn much it's unreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god forbid you keep to yourself around people you know you can't relate to

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he has a gf/wife and he's being respectful to her by not socializing with bawds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo you have to rape me like in those JAVs that I know you watch!!!!
      kek, based dan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smart guy. There are too many risks interacting with women in the workplace these days with #metoo. This woman would still be complaining if the man was talking to her. I bet she's angry he's making it more difficult to falsely accuse him of stuff.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a gigachad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I barely interact with anyone at work except other people when I need help/am giving help, don't go out to social events and know I come off as a creep
      >theres 3 women in my department
      I'm fricked, aren't I?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit the female redditors in that thread are batshit

      https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/10z6pco/comment/j9pq6yq/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned, and now zoomers are such redditors that they will literally link reddit posts here?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're the majority at this point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw been on here since 2006

            gays

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            didn't moot confirm most of the 2014 traffic was from the fappening

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            remember the first Boxxy posts
            still a newbie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Remember when even posting anything about reddit would get you banned,
          I remember lots of people screeching about Reddit out of nowhere and suddenly trying to start inter-site Reddit wars, and some gays watchdogging across both sites to make sure nothing got reposted (they were 100% certainly reposting it themselves and coming back here to cry about it)
          Then they shut up for a while thanks to Shazbowl, then came back in full force after the Reddit team leader cheated on the rematch and was banning Ganker teamers and any Reddit teamers that told him to frick off
          I don't actually remember posting about Reddit being a bannable offense unless you were on Ganker where you were being wildly off-topic, or your whole thread was concern trolling about Reddit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah saw that thread, absolutely unhinged psycho c**ts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly is Dan doing wrong? Dude talks to them about work related things and minds his own business

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit? Pic related. The whole thread was berating some guy for dating a younger girl.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit?
      Women thrive on putting people down. That's it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel weird about being attracted to 20 year old girls
      Jesus christ, how do men like this even exist? How is it possible for such weak genes to propagate this far down the timeline?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious how she thinks a Christmas Cake is "in the same life stage" as a 26-year-old guy
      a cautionary tale for the next batch of amerimutt women in the making

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women have no smarts or power. All they can do is berate, complain and manipulate.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think having wife and kids is a nightmare. Imagine not being able to do what you want after slaving away 8 hour+ every weekday.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a day off as well go play Zelda, more like to make sure the game arrived safely and no fricking porch pirate took it away but I ain't taking 3 fricking days off just for Zelda. Also if you have kids and one of em is a baby you don't have the luxury of just playing games you stupid Black person.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would you get married and have kids?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rookie move. Should've told his wife he had to work through the weekend and then just played zelda in his office.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's made I MADE

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs to provide for their families while women do the easy jobs. You just know that woman binges crap on Netflix. She should shut the frick up and let her husband take a break for once and play the game. I would say he should divorce her but women fricking destroy men financially and emotionally in divorces. Female hypocrisy, narcissism and selfishness knows no bounds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That "husband" is a subhuman who plays literal kid games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Men choose high paying life threatening and life draining jobs
      The thing is you are supposed to pick a job you actually like.
      If you are stuck working on some warehouse or as a guard is because you are a low IQ moron who chose to not study.
      You are cattle, part of the 99% and should accept you were born to be sheep.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with women these days complaining about the stupidest shit? Pic related. The whole thread was berating some guy for dating a younger girl.

      What??

      https://i.imgur.com/WuifWLH.png

      Do tendies really take 3 days off work to play the new Zelda game?

      The biggest contradiction of the zoomer "man", trying to appear masculine while spending your day gossiping about literally who's like a 13 year old girl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that how they do that??? that rips so much of your hair out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said becoming a zoomer would be painless.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who’s hair is naturally like this it makes me want to kill myself now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >As someone who’s hair is naturally like this
          You naturally have a mulatto perm Black person?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit what
        I thought they all just had naturally really curly hair somehow
        Is there more of these secret tools they use?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's called a hairdryer. Look it up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that doesnt look like any hair dryer Ive ever seen

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's an attachment

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what people who go outside do to fit in

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon learns about trends and that the rest of the world has moved on from 2005

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roastie didn't even comprehend going to a bar with enough money to cover $20 worth of drinks
      Jesus how fricking entitled can one prostitute be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this didn't happen and the post was made by a bitter troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this one guy who looked about late 30s (several years older than me)
      I gave up here. This old hag roastie is really gonna sit there and try to pretend she's some helpless naive little girl and the guy in the same age group as her is some master manipulator with decades of life experience over her who conned her into the unbelievable crime of having to pay for her own stuff like an adult. We need sharia law.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She still tipped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 dollar minimum before you can pay
      no fricking way this is real
      i would have just walked out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >u/hoping4ababy2022

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to be an adult, responsible, always grinding, always wanting more, always serving your wife
    >video games? grow up already, go slave away to shekelstein in OT
    Why are americans like this?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys knows these sort of Reddit posts are LITERALLY just made to elicit reactions, right? The equivalent of consolewar shitposting or being a tripgay. The vast majority of these stories are bullshit.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, the same applies when men cheat on women btw.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do consoomers need to play video games right when they come out? How many of these tendiesloppers have even played every other zelda game?

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does this basedboy has a wife and 3 kids... ohh well i would never understand women

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to plebbit homosexual

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tendies, our response?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that said that he sucked a guy's dick for 12 hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, I read your post and thought
        >wait, it DOESN'T say that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays should feel guilt.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION
    THERE ARE LITERAL REDDITORS AND TWITTER USERS IN THIS THREAD
    I REPEAT
    THERE ARE SUBHUMANS WITH TWITTER AND REDDIT ACCOUNTS POSTING IN HERE
    RANGEBAN ALL THESE FRICKING sissy homosexualS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are post-2016 tourists, they literally see nothing wrong with being redditor subhumans.
      See

      What??

      Literally all homosexualry in nuGanker comes from zoomers, from their
      >PLAYING GAMES AS AN ADULT IS FINE
      to
      >GUISE LETS SPEND ALL DAY TALKING ABOUT REDDITORS

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women literally rip out their eyebrows and draw them back on. That's pretty much all you need to know in life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the other hand men rip out their wieners and draw a vegana on the leftover wound.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that only mexicans?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Men rip out their dicks to have makeshift holes made because they want to be women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much everything dumb frogposters know

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this manchild can get married to his GF while mine breaks up with me because I can't read her mind well enough
    Cut my life into pieces.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking 3 days off of work to play video games non-stop when you are married with kids is pretty selfish. Playing video games with the kids is one thing, expecting that you don't have to do anything to support the house and just leave it all the the spouse is just sad.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Work colleague booked a few days off work for the release of Fallout 76
    >He never came back to work
    >This was almost 5 years ago

    I hope he's okay

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I know a fricking mother with a baby that's under a year old, who gave the baby to a family member to babysit so that she could play this fricking game all day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh that's what grandparents were invented for, the little shits are basically vegetables at that age anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically was the grandparents.
        But at the same time it's a baby. you feed it a bit, play with it a bit, give it paw patrol, how much TOTK are you missing? An hour?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manchildren need a 24/7 stream of ToTK or they''ll literally die.
          Manchildren are needier than actual children.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smart move on her part. The baby gets to bond with grandma (based) and she gets to play shitty vidya in peace. What's the problem?

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adult playing fricking Zelda

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adult complaining about adults that play zelda

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be excited to play game
    >work colleague keeps hyping up game
    >says we can talk about it on Monday
    >lose any will to play
    >still haven't booted up TOTK
    Why am I like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're subconsiously finding ways to ignore your annoying colleague.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY H*CKING SATAN FELLOW NERDS, IT'S H*CKING ZELDARINOOOO!!!! I'M GONNA BING BINGERINO

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the video game board doesn't like video games anymore?

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend invites me over, asks if he can borrow RDR2
    >Bring it over, hand it to him and he asks how long did it take me to beat it
    >100 hours or so
    >In the next room hear his wife yell "Oh hell no! you dont got 100hours to be sitting doing nothing, give the game back you arent borrowing it"

    true story

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to get upset, but if normalgays didn't put up with harpies like this, humanity would go extinct in like a single generation

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it wouldn't. As crazy as marriage makes a woman, not having a child by 30 makes them far crazier, they'll reproduce one wat or another. At least if normalgays didn't put up with shitty c**t behavior we'd have a semi-orderly society like we did in the past.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can be beat in much less time, shouldn't have said 100 hours

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hook up with a shit person
    >whine
    Quit putting sex on a pedestal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quit putting sex on a pedestal
      it really is that simple

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just truly can't understand. How did a guy like that get married and have sex while im the khhv incel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes just beta bux to her senpai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you were looking for "romance" or "love" or "naturally developing" relationships when the vast majority of normie marriages come from drunk hookups and people who rush through the honeymoon phase or are when two shitty people do it (the majority of people are shitty)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most dangerous lie that's taught to boys from the day they're born is that women desire romance and some sort of natural romantic development. They absolutely despise it, but it's extremely convenient for them to have a guy who's hoping for some hollywood unbreakable lifelong connection that he will invest his life into while she shops around for other men. They go WAY out of their way to make sure that boys grow up thinking all that is necessary to ever have a relationship with a woman when really they only respond to obvious sexual advances that are made within the first few encounters with a man. If you've spent time learning about her interests and listening to her feelings without fricking her in the first few encounters then she'll look at you as a timid eunuch for the rest of her life.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I’m on her side, I’m also with the idea that marriage in the current era is a scam/bad idea that does nothing but ruin the man’s life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe but redpilled

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women think differently than men. If you do not understand this and wonders "why are women like this", then you are on the same spectrum as women, who doesn't understand men.

    Condition your women in the same manner you condition yourself. Teach them and they will abide it with utmost diligence. Be honest and direct, do not ever leave any doubt in their minds.

    If she's fat, be honest, but respectful. If you're fat, then you should be honest and respectful to yourself too.

    You should never have to lie or deceive, there's never any need for it. Just use rhetorics and make sure to nullify any kind of moron statement from her mouth. In return, she will do the same for you and you will become better too.

    Currently living with two gf's. Both study medicine together. I basically do not really work other than my own projects and they pay for everything. Of course, I help them a lot and make sure I am the last to orgasm. Will always try to make sure they're happy and they in return does the same for me. We all have our strength and weakness, this thread is an indication of weakness. Just accept women and try to work with it. You would be surprised

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just accept women's bullshit bro

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is sex really worth it if I have to deal with women afterwards?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A wise man once told me, get a woman who is uglier than you that loves you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's why you don't bother dealing with them after sex.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hilarious that Ganker screeches about women when men trying to be women are ruining the industry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, because they're trying to be women. Any time you have a woman, or womanly ideology, in charge, chaos and destruction follow.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even explain this while filing for a PTO lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      last week someone posted their PTO reason as "Gaming" and it was accepted
      it was an OP but i can't be bothered to dig it up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends. i work at a tech company where everyone is like this so it would not be weird at all. of course at a place like a bank or something it would be weird

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you seriously have to give a reason? How cucked are americans lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do wagies actually have to justify using the Personal Discretion Days that they are entitled to?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No halfway decent employer requires a reason, merely advance notice.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take 2 days off to clean the house because my fricking family is coming
    >'haha taking a little time off for Zelda anon?'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 days to CLEAN a fricking house
      come on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he lives in a castle anon be understanding

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man can get vacation and play and do whatever he wants. Vaginoids dont work anyway,so they have no concept of burning out, they see guy relaxing, they want him to work in their favor.

    Frick pussies in this thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post is the confirmation that zoomers would have white knighted fedora tippers if they had been born 10 years before.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's really his own fault for having kids. Can't complain about having to do stuff even on PTO when kids need full time attention 24/7.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are pathetic man children and total failures in social life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just like us fr

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"adulthood is never doing anything that others might perceive as fun or childish, only work and take care of thrones child while giving into your wife's every demand"

    Glad to know 75% of this thread is under the age of 18

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just so we can be clear, the zoomers ITT are the kind that would defend pic related.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying zoomers are not just fedora tippers aged down

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like some people having fun together. What's the issue?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        physiognomy, moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you explain what you mean by this to someone who isn't a turbo autist?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta they all look the same

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only the two guys in front look remotely similar

              they look bad so they are bad, it's that simple, stand up for truth and beauty

              If you think they look bad you've never dealt with the public. They look downright respectable compared to most.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they look bad so they are bad, it's that simple, stand up for truth and beauty

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're fat? Umm yeah I guess you're right about that. Are people supposed to sperg out and get upset when you post fat people so you can pretend to be among oldgays or something?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Physiognomy is a fancy way of saying you're writing off somebody at first glance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe thanos will snap half their adipose tissue away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only ZOOMERS would defend these fat nerds enjoying themselves
      Guess I'm a zoomer then you mental fricking midget.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all in one big ugly polyamorous relationship and frick way more than anyone in this thread does. How does it feel to know these ugly beasts will have their genetic lines continue while yours dies out with you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he worries about his genetic line and doesn't frick for the pleasure
        Lol
        Lmao

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compilation of real adults according to nu/v/

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The husband probably told her he was taking that time off months in advance and her plan was to play stupid until the very last second so she could pretend like she was blindsided.
    My ex used to do that shit all the time. I'd tell her i was planning on doing something weeks in advance and make sure she knew because i kept repeating it until she made direct eye contact with and say "okay i get it, can you please stop". Then, the night before like fricking clockwork she'd do her "i can't believe you didn't tell me you were doing that! I had already made plans for us!"
    I have on idea why but there's something genetically ingrained in them that constantly needs drama in their lives while at the same time they can't admit they're that way so they must create problems then twist the circumstances so the problem are not their fault. It's maddening.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I literally cannot even right neow.
    why do women talk like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's not real, it's a shitpost moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        proofs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't shit on that too much, nuGanker zoomers take all their speech patterns from Twitter and Reddit.
      This thread itself has people unironically calling others "toxic".

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reasonable
    >3 kids, one is a baby
    Yeah, sorry man. You're a dad. You gotta be a dad. You don't get to opt out of being a dad for 3 days.
    >Mother's day
    Brother, you have a calendar. You can see that it's mother's day on that Sunday. Plan around these things.

    The unreasonable
    >Wife planned to bring kids friends and parents over
    Yeah, this was actually an intrusion.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just goes to show that no matter the generation, no matter the generation, no matter the hobby women will always b***h at men for nothing.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I swear playing le h*cking wholesome gamerinos is so manly, it's just a new kind of masculinity fellow sis- I mean, brothers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's some cherry picked shit, most boomers I know are mindless cattle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt it great how billions of people post selfies now so we can cherry pick the ones we think look silly for our disingenuous gay little comparison posts where we put attractive actors on the other side.
      Anyway have a nice day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a more accurate portrayal of the average boomer for you.

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that even after over 20 years of marketing and psyops videogames are NOT accepted as a hobby or activity. If that man said he took 3 days off work to do any other selfish, non productive activity that isn't videogames, such as put spoilers in his car, scroll instagram, play an instrument, go rock climbing, camping, taxidermy, literally ANYTHING that isn't videogames this woman would not complain so much. She might have her jimmies rustled but she would go 'ah boys with their toys' and let it go. NOTHING makes women consider a man a failure they can bully besides videogames. You can be a muscle bound giant and your woman will b***h at you if you play videogames.

    Why is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because videogames are digital toys, you stupid homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Model airplanes / trains are toys too but i guarantee you his woman wouldn't be so pissed if he spent all day in his room meticulously painting his model plane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because vidiogaems are exclusively a (You) enjoyment/improvement that will barely get shared with your special someone unless you also marry an autistic girl that likes that kinda stuff and understand how selfish it is.
      You just wrote it, any other activity made you improve in things you can apply in your daily life, except for that instagram shit and to be fair that might as well be comparable to watch tv all day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a nice little fantasy you came up with there, but ask your dad and grandfathers about how women felt about them doing literally all of those things back when video games weren't even invented yet. Women have always hated to see men enjoying themselves spending time in a way that doesn't directly benefit her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good to know your grandpa was also seething about how all women are ungrateful prostitutes trying to get in the way of men being men. I'm sure your grandmother didn't hate and resent him at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every day I wake up and wonder what life event will remind me grandpa was right.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus, groomed to be a doomer from birth.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thats the worst part. I would be better off if I had listened then.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to think my grandfather was racist and kind of an butthole but i realized not only was he right but he didn't take his hate far enough.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grandpa was tired of "youre barely doing anything, youre just fiddling around, come help me X" when he was tying fishing line, so he installed a shed so that grandma couldnt see him while he did his hobbies.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My mother was like that when I was 14.
            I didn't have a lock on my door at the time because we just replaced the upstairs ones.

            The next time I came into money, I didn't spend it on games, or toys.
            I bought a fricking lock and some tools and installed it myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this?
      Because women b***h about everything.
      If he did any of those things she would still be b***hing about it.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many years have you taken off your life to browse reddit and post their garbage here, so far?

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody was offended by his picture of tubby guys going to see Avengers so now he's seething about "h*cking wholesome gamerinos" to nobody in particular.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all schizos should be permabanned. im tired of Ganker being an insane asylum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all schizos should be permabanned. im tired of Ganker being an insane asylum
        >Ganker becomes a graveyard instead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, it needs it. Then when somebody finds the board's bloated corpse and pokes it back into life a younger and less cancerous Ganker emerges.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rip open a maggot infected pile of shit
            >NOW IT GETS GOOD
            That's not how it works.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If board resets didn't work, we wouldn't massively depopulate and get way more tolerable on April Fools events like the Easter candy princesses or the emoji picker. I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it just put 'posted by chatgpt' or something below ppls posts if i remember

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
                Every so often a post would have
                >written by chat GPT
                At the bottom or some shit like that.

                It was very forgettable

                Oh yeah it randomly accused you of being a GPT bot, now I remember. Hope they beat the staffer that thought of that one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I genuinely do not remember what this year's April event was
                Every so often a post would have
                >written by chat GPT
                At the bottom or some shit like that.

                It was very forgettable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was the infected gag where if you responded to a post that was infected you got infected as well?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was the year before. Repeat of the year that it accused you of being Canadian and shuttled you off to a new temporary board.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I think men should be allowed free time... TO PLAY THE H*CKING WHOLESOME ZELDARINO AND BING BING WAHOO WHILE MY DOGERINO SITS ON MY LAPPIE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol holy shit that caption has to have been just a meme from someone reposting the image

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically you're either
    - A virgin incel manchild who can play as many games as he want
    or
    - A henpecked dad and husband who had sex once but has no control over his life

    is there any way to win?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only winning move is not to play.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Le only move is le not play get the reference lmao xD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only winning move is not to play.

        everyone is going to hit 30 or 40 sooner or later, married or not, unless you mean suicide which seems dumb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can hire a prostitute if you're still that angry about being a virgin
      >is there any way to win?
      Yeah, by not playing it and going full autismo until youre old

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be Henry Cavill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You have sex with women and then cut them off immediately after sex is over and go back to playing video games.

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so what hobbies should I have to be """mature"""?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These posters' idea of a mature man is Hugh Hefner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These posters' idea of a mature man is Hugh Hefner.
        Whose hobbies include being dead.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And being hated by all the Playboy Bunnies he hired since he was already an old man when he started that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      women don't want men to have hobbies beyond pretend hobbies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rock climbing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't game
      >can't do diy
      >can't work on a car
      >can't sit alone
      >can't do anything
      According to women your only hobbies can be be with her and do what she wants or work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sports
      >hunting
      >anything related to cars
      >astronomy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably like fishing or hunting
      going to the gym
      drinking at the bar and beating your wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drinking at the bar and beating your wife
        damn, this one was my dads favourite pasttime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Work. If you're not making money that will be spent on her then you're doing then wrong thing.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to never EVER tell anyone other than your scheduling manager if you are taking personal time off.
    >but my significant other and my friend who is my coworker and
    Congrats you took significant others and coworkers time off

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendogays are both the most innocent and savagely violent humans to ever exist

    Like werewolves, part man part child

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take day off work
    >*suddenly* the woman just cannot even anymore and needs you to be mom
    This is why you have to make them fear you a little bit.
    >stern warning
    >kick them out of the bed
    >grab them on the arm or something to show them your strength
    >hit them in the body somewhere, not the face

    I had a girlfriend try to do that shit where screeching in the car and trying to open the door because she was mad at me not wanting to sell arts and crafts for her at some anime convention and I just backhanded her chest and grabbed her arm and that made that shit stop for months.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "*grabs you by the throat* back the frick off?!" is not successful parenting/partnership

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You going to do your lolbertarian "reasoning" while she's scratching at you with her nails and screeching like a banshee? Good luck with that cuckold. You don't do this every day, you do it when start getting ridiculous. It's been human nature for 5000 years.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >talk about "getting physical" with his ex-girlfriend to "keep her in line"
          >"lolbertarian 'reasoning'," "cuck," "it's just human nature"
          there is perhaps a reason you spoke of your girlfriend in the past tense

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please give me more advice you wiener addicted simp. I know, I'll go write her a letter the next time she starts having a woman moment! That's what my children's cartoon told me to do!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not the one with a girlfriend that left me for shoving her around m8

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >g-g-g-give me a-advice you cuck surely there's n-n-no other way to-
              Die alone. You're scum. You deserve to be left to rot. You're just a low intellectual beast in disguise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      u glow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah man you just have to abuse your partner and potentially threaten them with beatings or worse to get them in line
      Fricking have a nice day, oh my god. I would beat you down if I ever came across you. You disgust me you piece of shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "*grabs you by the throat* back the frick off?!" is not successful parenting/partnership

        Women are neurotic anon
        They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
        If you cant be the rock keeping her steady be the rock hitting her in the head until she behaves like a human being

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          /v/irgins are neurotic, unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable too, it's a Call of Duty lobby in the form of a message board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unpredictable
          They're really, really easy to understand. It's like saying a 7 year old is unpredictable. They're going to chase after the thing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're really, really easy to understand
            People say this a lot but don't explain how

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They are unpredictable, hysterical and emotionally unstable
          So Ganker is full of women?
          This place has constant mental breakdowns at twitter screencaps and has been crying daily for 6 years about RDR2 because it didn't flop.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitposting on the anime website isnt the same as screeching yourself through life

            >instead of learning and communicating just beat her with a rock
            Black folk like YOU deserved to be stoned and flayed.

            >instead of learning and communicating
            Its not your job to teach her how to be normal anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You dumb fricking animal, it goes both ways. LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER, COMMUNICATING TOGETHER. You cannot be THIS fricking stupid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER
                Its not your job to change to accommodate her autism either
                You are like a living doormat jesus is expecting somebody to just act normal that outrageous to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind. Therw's no point in talking with an actual neanderthal. One day when you face yourself at the end of a muzzle you point at yourself, you will understand the meaning of my words. But for now, frick you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Between me and the emotional punching bag you are I think its clear whos gonna eat the barrel first

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you agree. I've had deeper bonds with many people more than you'll ever even hope to have in your pathetic life.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shitposting on the anime website
              It's shitposting when it isn't done seriously, it becomes actual histerical, mentally unstable shit when you do the same thing for several hours every day.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A shitpost is worth frick all if nobody thinks its real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of learning and communicating just beat her with a rock
          Black folk like YOU deserved to be stoned and flayed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unpredictable
          false
          >hysterical
          >emotionally unstable
          true
          women (#yesallwomen) are predictably hysterical and unstable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So, on top of the reddit screencaps, the reddit links, now we have zoomers unironically using hashtags in Ganker?
            Why do you even come here, when it's obvious literally all you do in this website is come here to gossip about literally whos?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              #triggered

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're trying to tell this to people who only know women through anime and Disney Channel groomer cartoons. I was thinking of actually explaining it but then I remembered they're just completely delusional. The fact any mention of a physical discipline gets them triggered into thinking you're beating them for being too slow with dinner is just proof of this. They live in fantasy.

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, Khazakstan has a beautiful flag. Too bad I have no idea where it is on the map.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get trolled in the website that came up with trolling
    >zoomers are so riddled with BPD and autism they take everything at face value and even think they are talking to chicks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm moronic
      >You're moronic
      >heh, joke's on you I was merely pretending

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stupid post
        >HE MUST BE A WOMAN AND HE'S AFTER ME

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that anon is also being hilarious. It's like watching Jerry Springer but sad.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that I could be a tendie. They seem to be the only people who still enjoy video games. They also like to drink IPAs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy videogames I just don't play them.

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these """"""ADULTS""""" she was right
    What are you doing here lmao
    Don't you have things to do? Like change diapers or drink beer with other """"""Adults""""" with kids and say how much you hate your husband/wife? lol

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 days?
    I took an entire week vacation and went to the midnight release to pick up the Collector's Edition with my girlfriend
    So far I'm having a blast
    I'm sorry that life brings you no joy anymore.

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone translate in English?

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo thread
    >suddenly filled with people going "NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK BACK TO YOUR WIFE YOU CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO!"
    Seriously what the frick is wrong with you people? You doing that shit is the reason you can't hold onto a girl for more than 6 months.

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that the thread is over, did we learn anything?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no I didn't learn shit. I was supposed to be spending this time taking notes from my Accounting textbook and instead I sat here like a dumbass talking about literally nothing and giggling at schizos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We learned (again) that Ganker has a lot of stunted manchildren that think of themselves as sophisticated adults.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh....women like to shitpost and men ironically can't yell when others do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women will pretend to be men just to shit on men more than they do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women will pretend to be men
        You're truly broken.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Case in point
          Oh and numales like you will always jump to the defence of women

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a bunch of assumptions
            I hope you realize the irony.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >assumptions
              You're a male
              You're defending a woman's illogical actions
              That makes you a numale.

              Also I didn't say anything about assumptions, where's the irony exactly?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're defending a woman's illogical actions
                Women aren't conversing with you in this thread. It's all dudes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right, you "identify" as women when it's convenient don't you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, trying this hard at the end of a thread seems counterproductive.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I was a woman I wouldn't even be acknowledging you and you know it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, all women crave attention and go insane if they don't get it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah, all women crave attention and go insane if they don't get it.
                /Thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah, all women crave attention and go insane if they don't get it.
                /Thread.

                so basically this whole thread is trannies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well except for the men.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You zoomers literally spend your day grabbing reddit screencaps and tiktok videos just to attention prostitute here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never touched those sites. But at least we know you're projecting now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's all dudes.
                That's because there's no women on the internet.

                breasts or gtfo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That there is a level below the numale, and that's the numale trying to pass as manly, the kind that instead of making reddit posts showing off his Pokemon to his parents, instead comes to Ganker to tell everyone how manly it is to take time off to play BING BING WAHOO

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, zoom zooms really live rent free in millenial and gen x heads.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be zoomer
      >be gay
      >"lol ur a gayet"
      >r-rent free

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im taller than you, better looking, bench more and make more money. Youre literally nothing. All you can do is seethe.

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly his own fault for telling his wife he filed for 3 days of PTO, any human male knows if your female partner be it wife or girlfriend will attempt to dominate any of your time off regardless of what you want
    he should have just filed for PTO not told his wife and pretended to go to work every morning like normal, then just rent a hotel and enjoy his time in peace

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were both in the wrong. She should have respected that he took time of for himself and his hobby rather than for her despite her not thinking highly of his hobby. He shouldn't have taken time off for Zelda.

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Im taller than you, better looking, bench more and make more money. Youre literally nothing. All you can do is seethe.

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of b***hes
    >on the very website that came up with the concept of trolling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      trolling existed before Ganker did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers are so in denial that men would shit on other men that they insist Ganker is full of b***hes
      If you're a man who's shitting on a man for being a man because you can't understand being a man the only logical explanation is that you're a woman.

      Simple.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you're a man who's shitting on a man for being a man
        The problem is that you tendies unironically consider yourselves men

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only logical explanation is that you're a woman.
        This sounds like gay coping
        gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I were gay I'd be shitting on men too.

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you don't side with him, you're a woman
    >no, you can't be against numales
    Friendly reminder that numales result in trannies which are men that objectively act worse than women

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What could explain the Gankerirgin's pathological need to be the "winner" of every conversation they have?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've never won anything in real life so they feel entitled to any substitute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men never winning arguments against women isn't a meme anon.
      Apply that to this situation and you'll have your reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot fire forge sharp sword

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker in the late 2000s and early 2010s
    >funny weirdos who talked about how proud they are of being virgins
    >actually focus on topics since it was the fun kind of autists

    >Ganker in late 2010s and early 2020s
    >literally nothing but mental breakdowns, social media posts and autists with no friends giving terrible dating advice because the autists we have are the unfun, genuinely mentally ill types who need someone's validation and come here to try to get someone to tell them they truly are "chad" and that they aren't autistic

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread fricking glows

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women have a frickton of flaws, but it's hilarious that Ganker will only shit on the flaws that are also common place in Ganker, mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
    All of this defines nu/v/, a bunch of mentally unstable autists who scream at Twitter screencaps, spend years having daily mental breakdowns because games that were "totally going to flop" actually sold and constantly say dumb, low IQ shit and get mad when someone doesn't believe it.
    Not to mention how anecdotical evidence that could very well be totally made up is now used as legitimate arguments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mainly being overly emotional, ilogical, histeric and non-sensical, thinking wishful thinking is supposed to be true and pretending that saying something confidently will automatically make it a reality.
      None of these define Ganker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this board adopted 41% memes from /misc/ and keeps trying to raise the number based on personal feelings, of course we're overly emotional, illogical, hysteric, nonsensical and prone to wishful thinking

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker has been seething daily about Red Dead Redemption 2 for half a decade because autists insisted from day one it would flop, and when it didn't it caused a meltdown that has lasted to this day.

          Anon, invaders aren't Ganker.

          Also it was botw not RDR2.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If most of the board is invaders, they ARE Ganker now. Eternal summer, etc etc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also it was botw not RDR2.

            RDR2 sucks and is literally the hicklib cowboy meme.

            If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
            You went for RDR2 specifically because you were dumb enough to think it would flop, and too mentally unstable to admit you were wrong.
            Because Ganker is overly emotional, ilogical and histerical.
            Should we also forget about how Ganker shilled Metal Gear Survive, not because of the game's quality, but as "revenge" against Kojima because MGSV didn't have enough cutscenes?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your screenshot doesn't change the fact that the shitposting for RDR2 only lasted a few months, not half a decade.
              The game a few months away from that anyway.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, it still happens to this day, and it's the exact same thread as it was 5 years ago.

                >If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
                Everyone knows AC is garbage and ubisoft sucks. The game isn't worth talking about.

                Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it, and it sucked both in gameplay and story.

                "flop" as if anyone cares what NPCs waste their money on. Everyone with a brain pirates everything.

                weird troll tbh. why would anyone still be thinking about RDR2 when TOTK is the new blunder of the century?

                >Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it,
                So it's not about quality, but the fact that you reacted emotionally to other people.
                Because you are unstable and ilogical.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person, it still happens to this day,
                It really doesn't. We barely have RDR threads nowadays period meanwhile botw shitposting has been renewed with totk

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So it's not about quality
                It is though? when a game is hyped up to be good and it turns out it's shit people want to laugh at it/ laught at people who are in denial and still hyped about it / vent because they expected it to be good.

                This is not a difficult concept to grasp. RDR2 is a bad game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is you are not laughing, those threads are filled with genuine anger, because you are mentally unstable creatures who react overly emotionally to things.
                You yourself said that you reacted like that, not because of the game, but because of other people's reactions, aka and ilogical behavior.
                You are smooth brained and have a low IQ.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those threads are filled with genuine anger
                Wut.
                I've never seen an RDR2 thread where people other than the defenders are legitimately angry.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of these 24/7 shitpost threads are the same handful of posters pretending to be either side and trying to bait the other posters. It gets really tiresome and tedious when you realize that's what they're doing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have not been in a RDR2 thread since launch.

                Honestly you seem mentally ill and I don't even know what you are trying to say. RDR2 is a bad game regardless of if other people are making fun of it, making fun of morons who like bad game or getting mad at it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If you cared about quality and propaganda you'd be attacking AC Valhalla.
              Everyone knows AC is garbage and ubisoft sucks. The game isn't worth talking about.

              Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it, and it sucked both in gameplay and story.

              "flop" as if anyone cares what NPCs waste their money on. Everyone with a brain pirates everything.

              weird troll tbh. why would anyone still be thinking about RDR2 when TOTK is the new blunder of the century?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you'd be attacking AC Valhalla
              Honestly, if I knew anything about the game other than the fact that it exists, I certainly would be more upset about it. The problem with RDR2 is that people kept posting threads about it. Its like the Forspoken game and the new Horizon. I know Forspoken is bad and why, I have no fricking idea what the Horizon game does. I'd bet theres probably black lesbians, but I dont know, so the hate is more logical and less personal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker has been seething daily about Red Dead Redemption 2 for half a decade because autists insisted from day one it would flop, and when it didn't it caused a meltdown that has lasted to this day.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          RDR2 sucks and is literally the hicklib cowboy meme.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y'all'st've seen some of them there Ell Gee Bee Tee convenshuns here round these parts?
            >Ah'm an old-fashioned man and an old-fashioned feminist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is as Ganker does, Ganker has always been good at projecting its own negative qualities onto other people and attacking them

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a switch game, he should have left the house and abondoned her for 3 days. Woman love men who abaonon them.

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time theres a shooting in the news the b***hes of this forum all act like theyre deeply personally affected and theyre going to move to canada today because they literally cant even. this is the forum women go to lie and b***h and one up each other on whos kids and husband are more useless.

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the internet and real life have taught me is that the problem with the world isn't men or women or the left or the right, it's the mentally ill.
    We allowed mentally ill people to have a voice in society and in just a few years they destroyed everything.
    People with mental illnesses should all be executed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left wing an mentally ill are the same thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've met perfectly reasonable schizos, but I've never met a woman who isnt ready to send men to die in a war over things that dont actually matter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've met perfectly reasonable schizos
        Then you must be a schizo yourself.
        This is why asylums need to be opened again, the mentally ill can not be tolerated anymore.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I've met perfectly reasonable schizos, but (INSANITY FOLLOWS)
          Anon-domo...

          You know, getting angry at what he's saying only outs you as women.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            "if you're mad then you're just the thing i'm insane about" is the classical lunatic cop-out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are the one defending mentally ill people.

            there is no definition of mental illness other than someone behaving in a way you don't expect

            Yes, a malfunctioning brain.
            From schizophrenia to being a social outcast, all those people need to be locked up.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              "malfunctioning" and who decides how it's supposed to function?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've met perfectly reasonable schizos, but (INSANITY FOLLOWS)
        Anon-domo...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never met a woman who isnt ready to send men to die in a war over things that dont actually matter.
        The world would actually be fine if women were like that instead of pitiful pacifists who always go
        >NO TO THE H*CKING WAR, I'M LE PACIFIST
        War is ingrained in human nature, there's a reason the majority of achievements of humanity in space were in the context of the cold war, and not in the era of international cooperation.
        The human brain is literally wired to defeat other people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women are always pacifist until the danger is out of direct eyesight. They will always support other people fighting over anything as long as they cant see it.

          >its human nature
          And no woman will ever aspire to improve themselves beyond the base nature of their instinct

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever mental gymnastics you want to make, it's a fact war defines humanity, and that this war would be better if plenty of peoples and countries these days, like Africa, were simply destroyed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, it still happens to this day, and it's the exact same thread as it was 5 years ago.

      [...]
      >Rockstar and RDR had hype behind it,
      So it's not about quality, but the fact that you reacted emotionally to other people.
      Because you are unstable and ilogical.

      What Ganker has is called BPD.
      And no, BPD isn't just the "ethot mental illness", look up the symptoms of borderline personality disorder, it alligns perfectly with Ganker's behavior for the past 5 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 years
        10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We allowed mentally ill people to have a voice in society
      sounds like something the left has been pushing for for decades

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no definition of mental illness other than someone behaving in a way you don't expect

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