Do you have any tips for how to git gud at this game?

Do you have any tips for how to git gud at this game?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is not super hard. Get the bee for infinite continues
    Then in some later levels, hidden eggs become very important
    As for the worst of the worst, IIRC, 8-3 was it? There's a nearly impossible jump. Game gives you free fireballs but that's a trap, the jump is impossible with fireballs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >duuuude the game is not super hard!
      >here use this cheat for infinite continues.
      you did not beat the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea why I wrote this
        I probably wanted to say it isn't super hard until the last few worlds, that's where you'll end up spending all your time
        Oh also, the forest levels are a nightmare, IIRC they're the x-4 levels usually before the boss. If you get there without a weapon, they usually won't give one to you (one might be hidden? Or Milk will be)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even a cheat. It's an item that you're pretty much intended to find and use. It was in the manual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your ilk are a fricking blight on the Earth.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get the skateboard and don't die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get the skateboard

      thats all

      I had the skateboard and on the second level it seems like having the skateboard is a bad idea because it kept making me die so I ditched it. But then I got a game over on level 3.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get the skateboard

    thats all

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game never appealed to me because who wants to play as a fat little homosexual kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me.
      Also, he's not a kid. He's a corporate CEO.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not wanting to be a corporate CEO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of impressive how many scotformer wannabes managed to choose entirely repulsive characters to bank on. I mean, fricking Boogerman? So much cringe, so little time

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if some autist actually beat this game without the infinite continues back in the day.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just play new adventure island instead

    controls are perfect instead of dogshit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play the superior Wonder Boy instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the same game with one music track
      How is it superior?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You get to play as a gay twink instead of a jap fat guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is no continue cheat so you're forced to git gud.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love the first game but after trying the sequels for a few minutes they seem to be missing something. What are the best entries?

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