Do you have any VAC bans?
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No my griefing was always within VAC rules. I wasn't as hardcore as myg0t 🙁
This, i just griefed and exploited, never cheated. Getting outside of the map on TF2 is fricking hilarious
🙂
Console Black folk are peak facebook
handheld asians are peak excel sheet
No because I'm not Russian or Chinese
No
I used the achievement unlocker and still got this kek
if you see a sniper main with one of these theres a 70% chance they're a moronic zoomer with a purchased account
>the servers that would change it to giant "homosexual" above their heads
Now that's frickin' based
t. has Cheater's Lament
If you're too young to remember the story of this item, Valve added idling to the game thus encouraging people to leave the game running for item drops, which could be hats. Some people thought this was wasteful, so a program was made that let you idle for hats without wasting power. This was before scrap metal was a thing, so the program could also delete extra items for you lest your inventory meet its small max capacity.
Valve got butthurt about this program for some inane reason. Rather than fix the idle system, they made the program unusable and gave clueless masses who were content with wasting energy for idling a free hat.
>Idling
>Not just playing the fricking game
Idling is what morons did that didn't pay for their own electricity, the system was meant to reward players for doing literally anything ingame, but some people (a lot apparently) put their virtual hats above just having fun in a game I guess, so they decided to just leave the game running at all times instead of playing it. Either way the system was moronic
>put their virtual hats above just having fun in a game I guess
The two aren't mutually exclusive, no idea why you would assume idlers were purely hoarders.
Maybe people wanted to have more items for when they were "just having fun"? Wild concept, I know
I used drunkenf00l's program and still got the lament somehow.
everyone who didn't get the halo got it later
>Valve added idling to the game
moron.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? Valve added idling to the game by the way they chose to implement random drops. Not a lot of bright cookies over in Bellevue.
They ENABLED idling when they added item drops to the game by deciding that draconian measures to prevent idlers from getting digital hats is moronic. Presenting the implementation of item drops as "adding idling to the game" is a moronic cope by someone trying to rewrite history.
you forgot how so many people b***hed about not getting a halo during the first giveaway that they immediately had a second giveaway where almost everyone got one without ever making a distinction between early ones and late ones
>was around for the idling clusterfrick
>never idled
>never got a lament
Still mad
Oh sweaty summer children
one of the oldest butthurt mods out there
that mod was hilarious, imagine being that mad over a fricking hat
>imagine being that mad over a fricking hat
Valve was, that's why they got buttmad over community servers with plugins that allowed you to wear any hat you wanted.
Actually, that'd be the traders, and an unfavorable judge.
Issue's basically resolved now.
>Issue's basically resolved now.
>traders
Fool, I'm talking about 10+ years ago, back when there was no trading.
The patch that made tfitem model player attachments invisible in user servers was post trading
Eat my jorts I made sourcemods back then
And the plugin that allowed people to wear whatever hat they wanted was pre-trading, post spy/sniper update.
moron
moroner
moronicesterest
moronicesterest+1
>wasting energy
You can't waste energy though.
Ah, I can still remember the salt. Good times.
i think you can still get it easily by either using sam or joining an achievment server and having it unlock all items and achievments for you.
That's not how distribution of the cheater's lament worked buddy.
Yes, CS 1.6 ban from when I was a teenager and thought blatant aimbotting and speedhacking was hilarious when it made people mad. Actually is still pretty funny tbh
I somehow got this despite idling
I think it wasn't just idling but people who where using scripts to run the game but not have it open.
>tfw there were bootlicker gays who expected to get this by not abusing the guaranteed unusual bug
>they were left with no galo and didn't get an unusual
how delusional can one be if they expect some special treatment for not making use of valves own frickup. I mean maybe and just maybe they would have in 2009 but if the lazy shits cant even be bothered to give an actually unique unusual of your choice for bug reports nowadays how would they reward people for not profiting off guaranteed unsuals
of course I went and opened the crates and at the end refunded the bottom of barrel shit I got and on top of that were left with a decent tradable unusual
Nope, and I used to hack and voicespam CS1.6 and CS:S back in the mid-late '00s.
Nothing's funnier than renaming yourself to another admin that's online but with a blank character added and watching them kick themselves instead.
>I'm actually glad
leecord is dead
My WoW account that ran from very early classic to near end of WotLK, with many rare and valued recipes and spells, was banned.
It is the experience I am most grateful for from the game.
Same even though i wish i could have spent most of my gold before getting banned
I’m not reading all that.
>Floridian Autist
>I got VAC banned for no reason, I swear! So anyway on my 3rd account...
He 100% deserved it
Have one
>played the shit out of MW2 on 360 back in the day
>wanted to play it again on PC
>didn't want to level up to prestige 10 again for all the loadout slots and weapons
>used a trainer to put myself at max rank
>got the VAC ban
Thankfully they disappear from public view on your profile after 7 years and I have 3 months left
No. I don't cheat.
no vac bans
no aliases
less than 20 friends
no moronic bio shit or pictures or groups
Is this the single biggest cope in human history?
>Is this the single biggest cope in human history?
This guy is close
You do realize Valve ended up giving the laments out again, right?
How is that a cope? He's just describing what happened.
yeah i used some skin changer for csgo and got banned i had like 100 hours though
>get steam account hacked
>they bot on Lost Ark
>get a VAC ban from Lost Ark
>Game is fricking garbage but I just want the ban off my steam
>6 months of the worst fricking customer service I have ever experienced from obvious remote poo in loos
>"hey I recovered my steam account but im trying to get this unbanned here is my info"
>get generic copy pasted "thanks for reaching out which we review your ticket" copy pasta done literally over 50 times in a row
I fricking hate poos like you wouldn't believe. Frick your shitty game just get this ban off my steam.
no i'm not a moron
I'm not moronic, no.
no but i will when gabe finally gets me for using creamapi all the time
>used creamapi for ck2 dlc
>only played 30min and quit cause im a brainlet
Jesus Christ, what is this abomina-
>Florida
Oh okay, makes perfect sense
yes, for using a class unlocker on MW2.
Would making people toggle on and getting them banned count as "having VAC bans"?
No. I don't play games.
No.
and i have been constantly cheating since 2011.
VAC has always been a shitty joke, and only morons get vacced.
nah, i don't cheat. but figuring out game-specific tech deficiencies (i.e. not boring crap like wallhacks, aimbots and such) and exploiting them is fun.
e.g. the FPS "heroes and generals" uses (used?) IRC for all their network comms. this wasn't really known well, but you can figure it out by reading the packets the game sends. if you wireshark it, you can figure out the IRC server and channels that the game uses / generates for lobbies and global nation chat. so i wrote a hexchat script that would launch tshark, grab the relevant data and put me into the chat i wanted. chatting with the enemy team via their team chat during a match was really funny.
i eventually told the devs about it. their reaction wasn't fixing the issue, but adding to their TOS that intercepting packets is forbidden and that i should frick off or get fricked.
Buddy you just committed a crime, a relatively benign example, but still.
Of course compromising a secure server isn't something they're going to "patch".
>just
this was 7-8 years ago anon
>secure server
it wasn't secure. it was a literal public IRC server. no security measures in place whatsoever. the fix to that one is pretty obvious: don't use a public IRC server for your chat system.
moron
???
I got one for leaving Cheat Engine open while playing TF2 like a dumbass a few times. Ended up making a new account because TF2 is non-negotiable
I got VAC banned from dota because I had cheatengine running, which I was using to add gravelord phantoms to dark souls. Kind of annoying but I just made another account for dota.
Deserved for playing ASShomosexualS
never miss an opportunity to demonstrate your moral superiority on Ganker
Post your merc badge
>started playing TF2 with Orange Box on Xbox 360
>didn't get an actual PC until 2009
>stuck with merc badge perpetually
>360 orange box
Fricking kino
If I live long enough to see tf2's 20th birthday, Valve should do an anniversary mode where it just rolls it back to like 2008-2009
>disables all hats and cosmetics
>ONLY allow the classic 9 hats
Just have it be a setting that can be enabled, just let people actually see what the game was suppose to look like
how tf do you get a vac ban in current year lol
this was like 10,000 billion years ago, that picture is old. his vac ban is now like 2k days old.
No i'm not a moron who cheats in video games, because I'm actually decent at them.
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
I dont think i ever gave 2 shits about hats
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
What's VAC? I've been using Steam for years, but haven't heard of it.
Valve Anti Cheat, basically an anti cheating system that detects to see if your using a hack and then bans you and puts a permanent vac ban on your account. Depending on what kind of cheat or trade scam you did, it might perma lock your account from trading
The problem is that TF2 is using an older version, unlike CSGO which is constantly updated. So in TF2 hacking, cheating, and bots are running rampant for the past 3 years
Ah, Warframe is the only multiplayer game I play on there.
Yeah, VAC is a system usually for Valve games
TF2, CSGO, L4D, DOD
If you cheat in other games, you'll just get banned from that game
But if you cheat in a valve game, you'll get a permanent VAC BANNED cheater thing on your steam account. Which other people can clearly see and might be hesitant to trade with you or just get auto kicked from servers
People want to be massive fricking homosexuals that ruin the game
>permanent
its not permanent.
I was kidding Slowpoke Rodriguez. I know why they were cheating, I was just making fun of Counterstrike for being dumb.
They're also different source branches, so cheating cs:go kiddies go cheat in tf2. Which is weird because they're not playing a shitty game with moronic shooting mechanics any more so why cheat?
>permanent vac ban on your account
vac bans arent permanent.
i know several people that had their vac bans removed after a few years.
No yeah, its permanent, its just stops showing up on your account after 7 years
Only time I know that a VAC ban has been reverse was when a Valve employee was hired and his personal Steam account had a VAC ban. Looks bad for the company so they just removed it
>VAC bans are permanent
>unless we deem they were handed out incorrectly, in which case it will be removed automatically
something doesn't add up here, chief
>if its a genuine false positive, you can ask a valve employee to review it
>but you're outta your mind if you think its just gonna go away by itself
how does it throw out a false positive if it's specifically made to detect cheating software
software always does exactly what it is written to do but because its written by people it sometimes ends up working in an unintended and unexpected manner
No idea, but if does happen you are able to atleast talk to someone to be able to review your case
What compels a man to even post here
>real man enjoys absolutely nothing and instead stare at a wall
what? are you out of your mind? a real man wouldnt spend so much time preening over a social media profile and spending thousands on worthless virtual garbage. he wasted years of his life obsessing over a stupid webpage and "Trading" garbage for a now dead game
Real man actual hates everything and instead spends his time telling others the same
Real man continues to replies to anons saying the he actually doesn't care
Lmao, lol even
you're a deluded gay coping with your wasted life
there were times in the past when fraps, obs or xsplit gave you false vac bans that were reversed. thats because back then the there was no unified way to hook into graphics data from a rendering api or the gpu itself so everyone had to implement their own way to hook into the games rendering which also was used by cheat overlays to get image data.
no since i'm not moronic
No but I my HUGE CS:GO inventory with lots of rare skins/stickers a month before the influx of Chinese players which increased prices of everything by 500% and want to kill myself everyday because of it
no because im not a homosexual like op
At this point I'm pretty sure VAC ban is indication for
>morons
>underage
>underage morons
I mean if you look at steam forums a lot all baits/trolling shizo shitposters have accounts with VAC bans, filled with epic Ganker maymays and 300000 posts in profile comments
don't forget shitskins and russians
vac bans are just as worthless as the accounts behind them. a steam account requires no real personal information so it can be replicated easily and doesn't even seem to flag purchase methods so you can just get another no problem. its no like most other platforms that need phone numbers and tag your hardware permanently, plus IP and MAC
fyi VAC bans stop being visible to the public after 7 years. i got banned on 2010 for cheating in cod black ops and people could not see the ban on my profile any longer
>fyi VAC bans stop being visible to the public after 7 years.
ngl i wish vac bans expired.
Sadly yes. I saw phoons video on Counter-Strike: Source in 2011 and I couldn't bhop so I downloaded cheats and was banned within a day but I had fun flying around the map (not on actual servers though).
if you cheat in online games you are a no skill moron and you should unironically, literally have a nice day.
this is how cheaters used to be treated.
i bet that kid not only sued them but won for breaking his shit like that
nope. nothing came of it.
back then being called a cheater or labeled as one was serous fricking business and no one wanted that looming over them.
I refused to believe anybody thought this was real even back then.
I cheated only in single players and on... warrock if recall correctly, that shit was just a cash grab
A friend of mine did but it was reversed. He was quiet about it all but I'm certain it was something about VPN's etc.
who the frick actually read or care about steam profile bios lmao
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
nope, but because i got a really good streak with headshots i've been called a hacker.
No, I'm not a moronic cheater.
i used to hack in mvm ended up on tacobot's list for it
what compels a man to waste such time and energy on a worthless steam account?
Yes. I downloaded the shadiest autohop exe that I found in the description of a youtube video because I wanted to auto jump in hl2. it was an autohotkey script and didn't give it much thought. At one point, i just left it running while playing cs source and bam, vac banned. i was genuinely confused and thought it was an error. i even submitted support tickets. the annoying thing is that steam support doesn't tell you what program caused that ban so i had to make a burner steam account to confirm it. it kinda pisses me off to this day because i have to constantly switch steam accounts now to play TF2.
>can literally macro autojumps on logitech/razer software without any effort
>had to run an exe
it must suck being computer illiterate
i didn't have any of those gaymer mice back then and i wasn't going to buy one just to bhop in hl2. and yes i was underage when i got banned so i guess i was compute illiterate.
it's closet cheaters with private cheats that are too confident and kids trying shit out and not being careful.
>19 year old account this november
>not a single ban/report
No cuz my anti cheats are better than vax system
Valve devs are lazy and morons lol vac is the easiest system to bypass out of all anti cheat
Just go ahead and cheat to dunk on drm valve homosexuals
I only have forum bans cuz of unhinged valve mods
wonder who has the most vac bans
According to this website, murchar with 61 VAC bans and 5 game bans
https://steamladder.com/ladder/vac/
>anime pfp
typical
>last ban: Oct 21st, 2022
>He's still at it
>Country: Brazil
>tfw I'm on that list
Damn I was a moronic kid
13years of steam and no vac. Never will never have cheated. Only low tier scum that normally would belong in a gas chamber cheat.
only the stupidest fricking people will cheat on their main account.
I have never seen someone cope this hard holy shit
no because i am not moronic and havent fall a victim of the x% of fringe cases where it is an actual mistake
as for game bans i dont know how i dodged those
1 VAC for cheating on MW2 and 2 game bans, one for CSGO when the game became free and another for Rainbow Six because I found $2 cheats and it was really fricking funny
no, but I managed to get my account on steam completely banned without doing a chargeback.
Not a permanent "community ban" but being deleted. Why? I was simply spitting too much truth, logic and facts about nonwhites, women, israelites so they had to shut me down.
Yeah, don't believe anyone who claims ~~*steam*~~ is a free speech platofrm, they're just as liberal and pozzed as everything else.
Yeah. I got banned in MW2 using some free hacks. Played around a year with it. Had a blast cheating in the game so I am not bummed about it.
Why do cheaters seethe so much about being labelled what they are?
I don't play multiplayer garbage so no.
For anyone wondering picrel lost $15,000+ worth of items because the VAC wave that hit him still accounted for hacking that took place years prior. You can find his full write up on his profile:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
Truly a significant moment in internet history. To this day nobody has come even close to copemaxxing as much as this moron has.
funniest/saddest thing is that he pretended like he got caught on purpose and said that giving away/selling the items would "defeat the purpose of what I'm trying to accomplish"
No because I'm not a cheating homosexual.
yeah. in dungeon defenders of all things.
they stealth patched VAC in one day during it's early days and smack, VAC'D
No, I don't play online games
Nope, but I swear to god I did because I used to hack in CS CZ all the time. Maybe a different account.
my old account has a vac ban. I used to run code injected lobbies in mw2 because after playing 500+ hours as a teenager it got boring.
I wrote the code to modify the lobby and ran intervention quickscope only lobbies, dual shottie only, noob tube only etc. It was fantastic, in general people loved playing that shit. Never delved into rank boosting or anything like that but it was still code injection.
I'm still a little annoyed that it was a full ban across all valve servers which meant my tf2 inventory was frozen but now I couldn't give a frick. I made a new account over a decade ago and have shitloads of games and haven't touched hacks since.
kek saged a thread for old times sake earlier
what was it with mw2 that attracted so many of us to hack in it? Maybe its just the age at the time
Anyone have good vids of people getting caught cheating? Watching them embarrass themselves in shame never gets old for some reason
yes
I refuse to play multiplayer.
I hate other people.
Video games is a solo experience.
Are these permanent?
No and I don't play VAC protected games.
I feel like I'm the only PC gamer left, who doesn't have a steam account.