Do you have faith in Nintendo?

Do you have faith in Nintendo?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only have faith in the Lord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully you mean Allah and his humble prophet Muhammad (pbuh)

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah they sold us out alongside the rest of the industry, why should we trust them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah they sold us out alongside the rest of the industry
      Did they, though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, granted in true Nintendo they have been slow about it but they are slowly adopting all the shitty standards put fourth by the Industry

        >Paid online
        >Day 1 dlc
        >not having full game collections on a single cartridge
        >Cut content at the expense of a quicker release
        >Switch has less features than 3ds
        >Will soon charge $70 for their games

        Yeah it's over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how not a single nintendie replied to this, because it's the truth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of the shit he mentioned matters or affects the quality of videogames Nintendo makes whatsoever. It's all just a cope because Ganker is too afraid to admit the real issue. It's that they still make their videogames mainly for casuals/non-gamers despite the WiiU failing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >None of the shit he mentioned matters or affects the quality of videogames Nintendo makes whatsoever
              Locking their games down to generations old hardware to pinch pennies does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        varied beautiful landscapes are all well and it good but they meant little to me when they didn't amount to much. they still contain nothing but the same bokoblins, moblins, lizalfos, and shrines.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when they didn't amount to much.
          They're the only landscapes in any Zelda game and significantly impact gameplay in terms of actual mechanics.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you look at all their recent non-sports shovelware releases they've all improved pretty dramatically.
    Mario Party Superstars was way better than Super Mario Party
    Kirby and the Forgotten land was way better than Star Allies
    Splatoon 3 was way better than Splatoon 2
    Metroid Dread was way better than Samus Returns

    I have no reason to think TotK wont follow the same trend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to disagree with most of this.

      >Kirby and the Forgotten Land and Splatoon were too cinematic and worse than previous installments (mandatory tutorials and quick time events, really?)
      >Dread was okay, but filled with problems
      >Mario Party Superstars was just Nintendo rehashing their old games

      I don't have much faith for it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no QTEs in Splatoon and the tutorial has been mandatory in all three games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The QTEs were referring to Kirby. As for splatoon, that just makes it worse because the game doesn't allow you to figure things out naturally. It's terrible game design.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off, the literal braindead children I'm getting stuck with don't need to be even more retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tutorials aren't gonna magically fix the braindead children problem.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not telling them the basic controls isn't going to improve things either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let them learn, or let them suffer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the one suffering, fuck off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the game should have a fun singleplayer for such an occasion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe the game should have a fun singleplayer
                lol, yeah that would be nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hell are you smoking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      superstars was literally just a remaster of n64/gamecube games
      not to mention their online is worse than the wii-u era and now you have to pay for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario Party Superstars was way better than Super Mario Party
      >Kirby and the Forgotten land was way better than Star Allies
      >Metroid Dread was way better than Samus Returns
      Not made by Nintendo
      >Splatoon 3 was way better than Splatoon 2
      Only one you may have a point on but it's still similar to TotK where it's a previous game with more content stapled on and repackaged for $60

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex post best post

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo shits out a couple golden eggs per generation, but otherwise creates mediocrities like everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo shits out a couple golden eggs per generation, but otherwise creates mediocrities like everyone else
      They don't create any mediocrities, they just fund them. None of their shitty games are actually made by them, while most of their great games are. The main things they make
      -3D Mario
      -3D Zelda
      -Animal Crossing
      -Splatoon
      -Pikmin
      -Mario Kart
      -Ring Fit Advnenture

      The only notable in house turd I can think of this gen was 1-2 switch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If 1-2 switch was a pack in title it would have sold more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *been better received I mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ring Fit Advnenture
        hard to take you seriously when you post shit like this as if it holds up next to botw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ARMS sucked too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it was great

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't owned a tendie device since the n64.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure they'll make a good video game this time around. Fourth decade's the charm, right Ganker?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit name.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not anymore, no.
    The hell is with these zero effort TotK threads though?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute unconditional faith.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. The only thing I love is short haired Zelda.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope they are hiding HUGE fucking things for this game because if not, this might be a trainwreck and might put Zelda on ice for a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it's exactly what it looks like (BotW with floating islands), it'll still be received very well. There's no way it can be fucked up worse than a 92/100 meta score, it's not even possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I really hope they are hiding HUGE fucking things for this game because if not, this might be a trainwreck and might put Zelda on ice for a while.
      It's obvious what they're hiding, underground. We saw them go underground in the first trailer, we see caves added to the landscape in others. The game is gonna be climbing up the sky islands and exploring underground caves. If there's like 50+ islands and 50+ cave systems to explore then there would be a ton of content, but we'll see how much is there when the game comes out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this game might actually flop. The only reason BOTW was received well was due to literal shilling. If you recall it released at the height of Nintendo Doom posting and how if they failed one more time they could potentially bow out of the games Industry. Nintendo won't have pity reviews to rely on anymore everyone will be reviewing the game fairly and accurately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbest poster on this board

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Facts over feelings pal

          >height of Nintendo Doom posting
          How new are you

          Name a timeframe with more Nintendo doom posting than the end of the Wii U era. Even the diehard circles thought it was over for them years and iwata literally died

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What facts? Your delusions are not facts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >height of Nintendo Doom posting
        How new are you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah this game might actually flop
        I wish. Doesn't matter how shit or identical to botw it is, it is guaranteed not to flop. You give the average person far too much credit, but nintendo knows exactly how stupid they are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your right they'll eat any slop up like god of onions and chud of us 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Zero taste or standards all around, doesn't matter which corporation makes what.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they need to do is give us proper dungeons, an actual narrative to follow, and a sexy companion and I'm sold.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They haven't shown anything for me to have faith in. I know there's something, there has to be, but they refuse to show it.
    So here we are, three years in with nothing but crumbs to show for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean this is pretty normal from Nintendo. We knew fuck all about Splatoon 3 until around a month before it came out. They just don't give us info until close to launch anymore.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    Ubisoft Tower Climbing Simulator 2 will be great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really lazy shitpost when it's already all but confirmed the game has dungeons again (7 tears on the mural that correspond to the 7 dungeons a Zelda game normally has)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >climb tower with a unique setup around it
          Good
          >unlock part of your map's topography
          Good
          >get a checklist of things to do to clear that region
          Bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you cunts hated puzzles and linearity
      What happened?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can only pick between the two worst mainline zelda games that take things into opposite extremes
        no.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BOTW is the best Zelda has been in years and a true return to its roots
          ALTTPfags need not apply

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BotW and LttP are in my top 3 Zelda games. I don't know why you'd think there's animosity between those 2 fanbases.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's animosity between Zeldafags and BotWchads in general, that's why.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zeldafags and BotWchads
                Oh that's just poor falseflagging.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Falseflagging or not if you think that's inaccurate you haven't been in enough botw or zelda threads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I've been in enough Zelda threads to know that there are retards who think BotW isn't a real Zelda game, and that these subhuman retards are the worst shitposters in the threads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No that's arthur by far and nobody can or should disagree with that as he's the one who antagonizes it all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No it's definitely the shitposting retards who go on about BotW not being a real Zelda game, and bringing up Ubisoft games they clearly haven't played.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda doesn't have ubisoft towers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only real Zelda games are the first two, nothing else

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After BotW and its DLC? Abso-fucking-lutely.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No
    So far all ive seen is Breath of the Wild with floating islands that they unironically Ctrl C+V'd from the world map. No new enemies, no dungeons, nothing of merit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No new enemies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you think that dragon gun thing works?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No fucking idea, but I hope it's a magic/energy meter and not durability.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could be an off-hand weapon, replace your parry for activating whatever you have equipped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like an item you´d get in a traditional dungeon, however it's mounted on the shield. Probably just another tool to play with in the overworld. I doubt it will have a specific use other than "burn this enemy, set fire to the ground".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I doubt it will have a specific use
            Good. Multi use tools are better than lock and key shit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have faith in any modern open world game. i don't know how it can differentiate itself when the market is saturated with open world titles.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am forgotten...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda in general is forgotten. It's only BotW now and you WILL like it and pretend it's still Zelda because it has Zelda on the cover of the box.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BotW is the most Zelda of all the 3D Zelda games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Botw is the best Zelda game though

          >Hyrule
          >Link
          >Ganon
          >Zelda
          >Gorons and Death Mountain
          >Zora and Zora's Domain
          >Rito
          >Koroks and Faron Woods
          >Puzzles throughout the overworld and dungeons
          >Heart containers
          >Music that constantly makes reference to past games
          How is BotW not a Zelda game.

          Yes, yes, good, keep pretending. It will convince the others.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My dude I’ve played almost every Zelda game since 1999

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Convince who? Real Zelda fans know what makes a Zelda game, and it sure as shit isn't whatever retarded nonsense about item progression you think it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Botw is the best Zelda game though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hyrule
        >Link
        >Ganon
        >Zelda
        >Gorons and Death Mountain
        >Zora and Zora's Domain
        >Rito
        >Koroks and Faron Woods
        >Puzzles throughout the overworld and dungeons
        >Heart containers
        >Music that constantly makes reference to past games
        How is BotW not a Zelda game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How is BotW not a Zelda game.
          Some people think Zelda is all about getting an item in a dungeon and then using it as a key to progress, and not realizing that was one of the (boring) ways that the exploration and puzzle solving manifested in some of the games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a Zelda game because all Link does is cater to chuds with his femboy Gerudo image. lol

          RIP Zelda. It's just like when Miyamoto went off the deep end with Paper Mario when he decided to remove Toad's genders. Let's face it, kissing the ass of rotund pink haired feminist is the new Nintendo game plan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Link crossdressing isn't a big issue. It could be considered a funny joke. what isn't a joke is that they literally strip your freedom away, so you HAVE to do that sidequest exactly the way they want you to do it. You can't bumrush the village and fight the warriors, and you can't even sneak in either. Technology and game mechanics present in OOT's version of Gerudo fortress are somehow incompatible with BOTW.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get a load of this fag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you want freedom in your open world game? lol fag

                okay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we got tunic this year, the spirit of og zelda still lives on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tunic is nothing like Zelda and you'd know that if you actually played it. I thought it was going to be Zelda going in but then it turned out to be more like Dark Souls but isometric.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a classic zelda with dark souls combat. which is fitting because dark souls itself takes a lot of queues from oot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dark souls itself takes a lot of queues from oot.
              Only idiots think this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over and time to move on.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW Link didn't kill Ganon yet, so it doesn't count.
    In fact, Ganon's beaten Link twice now. At this rate it'll be a The Legend of Ganondorf game rather than a Zelda game.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if they added weapon experience? You get better with each weapon the more you use it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to be able to reinforce weapons I like so they don’t break

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least there should be smiths I can pay to put Durability+ on my favorites.
        Maybe put the Dwarven Smiths from LTTP in and let them be two of the few that can upgrade the Master Sword.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW isn't perfect and there's plenty of stuff in it that can be improved upon, but I still don't understand how people can call it shit and actually believe what they're saying. It really is a remarkable achievement in game design and there's a reason it's been used as a benchmark for basically every open world game since. Whenever people complain about shit like weapon degradation or korok seeds I assume they're either shitposting or haven't actually thought critically about how the game works and what it's trying to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is practically a tech demo, but it completely and utterly BTFOs pretty much every other open world game on the market. The only other open world game that was as close to as engaging was Death Stranding, which itself is basically a tech demo as well. I’m interested to see what else Ninty pull out of their asses on this next one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you like walking sims.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's shit I think it's a huge disappointment. Starts very solid on the plateau and squanders all that potential in its world from there because it can't carry the weight of its fuckhuge open world. The only thing it has over other open worlds is traversal and physics, it flounders in every other respect and even the traversal can only work because there's nothing in botw's world that matters if you glide right over. People just give nintendo massive passes for everything and are quick to claim masterpiece without a shred of scrutiny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing it has over other open worlds is traversal and physics
        Which are hugely important in an open world. It's also has full NPC routines and traveling NPCs, which is typically only found in rpgs and not just action adventure games.

        >People just give nintendo massive passes for everything and are quick to claim masterpiece without a shred of scrutiny.
        I hate Nintendo as a company. They're garbage and about as anti-consumer as the worst of them like EA. BotW happens to be one of the few things they've done right in recent history.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of a few game that did Open World part correctly but I really fucking hate the grind for materials and rupees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rupees I liked since it was the only game besides LoZ and ALBW where they didn't feel pointless. Grinding for the drops to upgrade the best armors from the dragons was one of the stupidest decisions in the game because it turned them from being these cool mystical setpieces into farming stations.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Master Sword is a sacred blade which evil ones may never touch.... Only one worthy of the title of "Hero of Time" can pull it from the Pedestal of Time.... However, you were too young to be the Hero of Time.... Therefore, your spirit was sealed here for seven years. And now that you are old enough, the time has come for you to awaken as the Hero of Time!

    This means Toon Link is 17, just like "Adult" Link.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This means Toon Link is 17
      Doubt. Aonuma just rapes the lore with every game because he could care less about it, unlike Koizumi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Master Sword didn't have the power to put Toon Link in Seven-year Stasis when he found it, and once it was recharged Link had already proved he could handle himself so Fi didn't bother.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they confirm somewhere toon link was 12?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toon Link is 12, he wasn't forced to age up because that only applied to the prophecy for the Hero of Time

        Every time they "confirm" something they contradict themselves. Young Link has been anything from 5 to 12 years old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Young Link has only fluctuated between 9 and 10, his age is 5 internally but that doesn't apply to anything story-wise. WW Link being 12 is more of a reference to Zelda 1 Link than anything regarding OoT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Art style is a helluva drug.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toon Link is 12, he wasn't forced to age up because that only applied to the prophecy for the Hero of Time

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do, I think everything they've shown so far has been deliberately hiding some big ace.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do believe Botw2 will be insanely good. It's been in development about as long or longer than the first botw, except now the groundwork has already been laid so they've been able to do all sorts of stuff they couldn't originally do. Plus, Nintendo hits home runs when it comes to flagship games. They've been pouring all their effort into this game for years. It should be pretty great

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you have faith in Nintendo?
    More than I have in Sony or Microsoft.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I have faith in is a sub sect of extremely butthurt gays will be "critiquing" this game daily over 5 years from now

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, Arthur.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You first, Doug.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the Towers actually DO anything in BOTW?
    Map and fast travel, yeah I know, but what are they actually DOING? What's their purpose? Did the ancient Sheikah have internet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably watch towers for hyrule

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >impa and robbie log into sheikahnet for the first time in 100 years
      >purah has already flooded it with her babbling like a retarded kid on social media
      >impa and robbie log out

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he still has faith in anyone or anything

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is almost six years in development
    >supposed to come out in 8 months
    >still no real trailer, only teasers so far
    what the fuck

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when they make another Zelda game in the same vein as ALttP, OoT, and MM. Until then I don't care. BotW should have been a new IP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ALttP, OoT, and MM.
      You just listed 3 completely different games.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until I see extensive footage of massive cave systems, no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want actual dungeons that are actually worth doing, just caves isn't enough. Music would be nice too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BotW has lots of great tracks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          plink plink plinkplinkplink plink

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry you're going to have to explain your shitpost in more detail. There are too many different kinds in BotW threads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one track I remember off the top of my head is the cold area theme. I fucking hate it. The temperature dips below freezing for a few seconds and
          >TONK TONK TONK TONK
          >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          >TONK TONK
          I hate having to visit cold areas because of it. I get it, it's cold, that's why I put on my cold resist gear, please for the love of god play something else.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw just remembered the Snowy Mountain Shrine theme

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ehhhh.
    I feel like they're gonna fumble TotK.
    It really just looks like BotW with Skyloft DLC. All we've seen is Link morph threw a block and jump of land like he did in Skyward Sword.

    To me BotW was a 7/10.
    Hate that they keep doing the quasi-cel shaded artstyle. The game had no textures, just good lighting and such.
    The gerudo were the only good "designs" and thats just my cock talking.
    The story was good, but not great. The story certainly was no OoT, MM, or TP.
    Fuck crafting. Fuck breakable/non-permanent weapons. Give me the hookshot, bow, bombs, and boomerang and I'll be happy.
    Most of the suits were either use once and never again, or just never fucking use.
    In fact I'd say the main improvement was the ability to climb.

    TotK doesn't seem to be bringing anything new to the table except muh Ganondorf, muh Skyloft, muh Link with 1 arm.
    I bet all the unanswered questions from BotW will continue to be unanswered. I don't think much at all is gonna change to the land map.

    I'm not optimistic. It just SCREAMS Skyward Sword, and I hated SS. Thats what pissed me off about BotW and now this. Zelda teams to be mistakenly under the impression that people loved Skyward Sword and wanted more of it. So now we're going back to Skyloft for more SS call backs, that nobody likes or cares about.
    Hell, a big reason I was excited for BotW or a new Zelda in general in 2017 was to get the SS taste out of my mouth.
    Not only that more Skyward Sword shit story. I fucking HATED that BotW adapted so much of SS story into it.
    Hylia, the Dragons, and blah blah blah.
    If Hylia was forgotten because she's an old legend, it'd make since she's not in any other Zelda. But instead not only is Hylia remembered well and is made basically the Jesus/Mother Mary of the Hyrule religion, both SS and BotW seems to entirely forget the core of the religion; Din, Nayru, and Farore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fucking HATED that BotW adapted so much of SS story into it.
      They have the same director, SS is going to be referenced in everything going forward. They want it to have the same importance in the setting as Ocarina

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It never fucking will. SS was a bad game with a shit story. The only purpose SS should serve at all is an explanation as to why its always Gannondorf, Zelda, and Link. And frankly Zelda II was good enough for the Zelda question.

        The abandonment of Din, Nayru, and Farore is bad to the plot and a bad idea. I would much rather see the 3 goddesses explored more than this Jesus Hylia shit. I would love the idea of Din as the goddess of power and her tolerance of Gannondorf to be explored.
        Just like I thought in SS, the asian like dragons have no place in the heavily medieval Europe like Zelda.
        The technology of the past didn't work in SS with the robot desert and robot pirates, and it doesn't work in BotW with cyber bows, swords, axes, drones, and Wii U/Ipad. Trains and Cameras made more sense than that level of technology.

        >Hidemaro Fujibayashi
        Oh fucking wow, Fuck this guy. With the astonishing exception of the Oracle series, this gay is to blame for Zelda being crappy for the last 20 years (except for TP which he DID NOT direct)
        Get rid of this fucking twink and put Aonuma back in the director's chair. OoT, MM, WW, TP. Explains it all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aonuma sucks ass too, WW and TP dragged the whole damn series down. He works when he's not in the driver's seat and when there's someone to balance him out, that's why the N64 games turned out as well as they did.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TP is one of the best Zelda games and I will not pretend its not.
            It is a great fucking sequel to OoT.
            You Could argue that it's a modernize OoT clone that realize heavily on call backs to OoT, but it is still fucking great.
            The Clawshots are a great replacement for the hookshot/longshot.
            The ironboots are great and them being magnetic is a fun new idea that was implemented well.
            The horseback riding was way better than OoT's.
            TP's designs were great. A great 2006 modernization of OoT and MM designs and artstyle.
            The story was great. Not only OoT 100-300 years in the future, but 3.5 fucking realistic love interests, Illia, Midna, Zelda, and the circus fan girls.
            Zelda behaves like an actual monarch.
            Took the sword combat of WW and vastly improved it.
            A motherfucking sword fight with Ganondorf
            Yes, some shit weapons like the dominion rod and spinner.
            But fuck those babbies who say "muh grimdark". It's not.
            Yes it is not bright rainbows and clouds like its predecessors WW and MC. The colors in the game are realistic.
            MM story is definitely darker. TP was the sequel meant for the boys who were now teenagers who played OoT and MM.
            I am convinced anyone who though muh grimdark and hated TP is a post 1994 babby who's first impression of Zelda was WW, MC and FS, and think Toon Link is real Link.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All shit games. Kys nintendo cuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get rid of this fucking twink and put Aonuma back in the director's chair
          Fujibayashi is gay, but so is Aonuma.
          Tezuka and Koizumi should have been the ones in charge of Zelda.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope this game fails I fucking hate Nintendo. Botw was so bad.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Gravity Rush 3. Did Nintendo pick up some of the devs who got fired from Japan Studio after Sony destroyed it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks more like skyward sword
      i hope it will be more like SS than botw, like an actual zelda game this time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OoT clones are not real Zelda games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's the best of both SS and BotW, it will actually be a good and proper Zelda game.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda's entire ordeal is that she can't access her divine powers
    >literally breaks down begging and crying hylia to help her
    >hylia is very hands-on compared to the golden goddesses
    >doesn't help
    >doesn't do anything about the calamity
    >lets link get beaten and exhausted into a 100-year coma
    >zelda finally unlocks her powers because she made a grand romantic gesture by nearly getting herself killed
    >hylia let half the country get fucking slaughtered just because she wanted a link/zelda angsty teen romance fanfiction to come to life
    >hylia lets her own descendant/self-insert undergo a massive identity crisis because she didn't immediately start riding link's dick on sight
    Why does Hyrule worship this fucking slut 'goddess' instead of the Golden Goddesses (who never had any of these problems) again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda IS Hylia, so Hylia can’t help because Zelda is just asking herself for help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then who's giving me Heart/Stamina Containers and the green tunic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All placebo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >there were no shrines
            >there were no monks
            >there were no spirit orbs
            >it was all exercise link got from running around in his own schizophrenic delusions
            At last I finally see the truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of muh powerful stronk woman. Like Rey in Star Wars shes better than any Jedi, even the Gods themselves from day 1. lol

      Nintendo wants to pretend women matter when it comes to purchasing power in games now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds schizo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but this would explain why you're not even allowed to fight female gerudo in the game. It's considered "sexist" for Link to attack a woman.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. In the original you could at least stun then
            by knocking them out with an arrow. Sounds like that guy doesn't even enjoy games hes just a overly medicated retard. lol

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually have faith that Nintendo will put out an at least GOOD game, even if they don’t always knock it out of the park, they usually at least put out a fun decent game that I’ll sink a chunk of time into

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah botw is basically zelda 1 in 3d so I can't wait
    t. oldfag finally playing zelda 1 for the first time without quitting
    can't believe how much nintendo ripped off binding of isaac for this game

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >botw has sold nearly 30 million copies and still going
    >despite its astronomical success and profitability, Nintendo still takes the risk and just recycles all of Hyrule from the previous game and makes what looks like DLC
    I'm still excited for it but is this the most gnomish thing Nintendo has ever done? I'm sure they have a lot more going for it but they're being extremely cocky with what they've been willing to show so far being so underwhelming

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but they really do need to fix the inventory system. Being able to pause combat by opening my inventory and chugging healing items until my health is full is bad game design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i typed a whole paragraph about how id like to spend less time in menus and then deleted it cause it was tldr.

      yeah the menu systems in general are ass.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    faith to do what, make another genshin impact engine demo? why would i need that?

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