Do you play any of the Total War: Warhammer games

Do you play any of the Total War: Warhammer games

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people have such a hateboner for Baalbuddy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's achieved success and is popular, of course Ganker hates him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thick eyebrows and hime-cut
        Mhhh yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he takes requests from his patrons and 90% of them are retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because years ago he used to be one of /tg/'s darling drawfags and anons didn't like seeing him get springboarded because of it into relative popularity elsewhere. More reasonable criticism is because he has like 1 fucking joke and he used it ad nauseam, riding it all the way to a Patreon career (not hating, would have done the same myself).
      His porn is also really awkward and stiff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 fucking joke and he used it ad nauseam
        Sound just like Ganker to me. Every 2 years it a new joke that won't just fucking leave. The only "joke" that I actually like was the "this is bait" fad because it kinda encourage people to post better stuff though of course like always it became a new way to shitpost in it own right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen Ganker?
        the same threads are posted every day
        the same A vs B retardation
        the same coom posters
        the same pokegayry
        the same everything

        Internet is dead and you are the only one alive, get used to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone once said that BB's porn is like someone explaining the punchline to a joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't hate him, i hate the retards who spam his art constantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hateboner
      have a nice day, redditor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tell me, oh wise oldfag of Ganker, what proper board lexicon should I use for future context?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont hate his drawing but he has a terrible TERRIBLE problem where he overexplains every joke in every image knowing full well that people who would find it funny in the first place would GET IT. they dont need it EXPLAINED.

      you dont have to label the giant crazy goth tentacle monster girl as "crazy goth giant tentacle mommy girl". it drives me up the wall. GreenTeaNeko sucks at humor too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He stopped being funny 400 drawings ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate everyone anon. It's nothing personal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a drawfag that courted normalfags for fame and money. That's reason enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is drawing for Ganker better? Majority of artists gets shat on here. So you can either choose to make art while this hellhole shits on you, or make art while this site shits on you + get money and be liked by people on other parts of internet. I would choose latter if I had any skills and I blame no artist for drawing stuff for people who actually likes their art.
        This site(especially Ganker) likes soijak edits more. There is no reason to draw here if you are good when the board culture is just to bait with shitty threads, whine about people who succeed in life like it's rave party in a crab bucket, or talk about politics. There is no idea to "stay on Ganker for the culture and community!" when both are so shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the most positive "art" thread on Ganker is the /b/ ai generation thread because they're all tasteless pedophiles lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even want to bring up ai stuff, because that is another fun demoralizing stuff this site likes doing to any artfag here if anyone brings up art in any shape or form.
            I myself doodle super casually shitty lewds for STP threads or my friends so it doesn't affect me too much. But if you take art more seriously and want to make stuff for people, possibly while earning your living, this place is a fucking hellhole. There is no reason to draw for wojak addicted politics obsessed idiots who just tries to crab bucket you with AI art. There is negativity, then there is desperation, and then there is Ganker.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              good prompt

              yeah it's an extremely gay form of bitterness that i'm glad i don't have to deal with

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker doesn't deserve its drawfags, but baal was a drawfag from /a/.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's achieved success and is popular, of course Ganker hates him.

      the art is ass and his shit is words words words

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the hater

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Words words words
        Found the zoomer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His arts gotten better, but his jokes have gotten worse, and he’s stopped drawing porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate him, he can get a chuckle out of me occasionally and his art style is charming. He recycles the same joke for 99% of his pictures though which gets fucking annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still haven't forgiven fags for mass reporting and nuking his mega archive of all his art. I downloaded it yearly, but I was like 14~ months behind when it got nuked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just repeats internet jokes people are already making except he's clearly a better artists than the average loser dropping turds into the internet. So it's more that he probably could be putting out better shit rather than this effortless "fellow internet users" slow, but ultimately It's fine, he found a way to get attention with his practice drawings so I can't fault him for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he used to spam his shitty unfunny comics everyday on here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not Japanese
      That's literally it
      They'll make up some cope about moron cuck porn but they love moron cuck porn when Japs make it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like his art
      it isn't sexy or hot but can be funny
      like oglaf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stops drawing porn because his meme jokes get better traction on twitter and is an open attention whore for likes and retweets
      >Decides to occasionally draw porn if you're a Patreon sub and partake in his commission auction
      >The price you pay for the auction is separate from the actual commission itself
      >Pic related are the retards who spend nearly 1k to get the opportunity to get BB to draw porn of their OC's

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pay for patreon
        >pay for auction
        >pay for commission
        Wew lad, not even furfags put up with triple dipping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >600+ dollars auction plus commission price
        Hey, at least this time it's not 2000+ for glow-in-the-dark dog dicks.

        When you come into the thread to complain that the game is bad because of an issue that was fixed HALF A YEAR AGO - yeah, you are a fucking retard.
        And I want to remind you, you are defending a person who claimed:
        - the new game does not have as much content as the previous one (all content from the previous one transfers to the new one, that is literally the biggest and most important selling point of the franchise)
        - the sieges were ruined (the sieges were universally most hated aspect of the previous games, and were massively improved, even if they are still pretty damn iffy)
        - the A.I. was made worse on battlefield and campaign (the battle A.I. is identical and the campaign A.I. was massively improved)
        - I TOTALLY finished 5 campaigns (he played the game for less than 50 hours)
        - There are too many sieges (that has been solved AGES ago).

        It's simple. If you don't know how the game plays, don't pretend you do. Did your whore of a mother not even teach you that lying is a bad thing? Do I really need to explain that to you?

        >this emotionally invested because someone tried the game a few months ago and didn't like it
        Imagine falling in love with a brand, waifufags are the manliest men ever when compared to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supply and demand
        You can say its fucking absurd that anybody would have so high a demand for any singular artist but modern western society is about parasocial relationships and status signalling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasting money on porn isn't status signalling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is. You're just a brain damaged coomer.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What status you're signalling and to whom?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes the fuck it is you braindead simian
            >hurrdurr I have enough cash to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars on buying from the name brand artist!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on how much work he puts into the pieces, 600+ isn't unreasonable. I did a picture for a client that took over a couple months to finish, and even asking for like 500 bucks you're getting way under minimum wage. People really underestimate how hard it is to make a good picture, unless you're shitting out cheap drawings lightning fast or getting a shit ton per painting, you're not making any money, it's a hard job to make a living with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a well known internet based (as in, based on the internet, you fucking troglodites) artist who both do meme stuff and porn, and doesn't give the slightest fuck about peoples using his artworks to do whatever the fuck they want and in fact openly promote their distribution regardless of shape, form or purpose, and this make the countless fucking failures artists who dwell in the recesses of the internet and can't fucking success at getting popular seethe.

      Also he produce a fuckton of content, which make the hacks and neurotics twats who pollute the internet absolutely livid because they interpret his mere existence as a threat to their own utterly pathetic production capabilities.

      I want to like them I really do but the combat is just terrible. If fights were actually visceral and quick I would probably enjoy the game but watching blobs of enemies ineffectually moshpit for 2 hours straight until the last 15 guys decide to just walk away is so terrible.

      I love the lore. I love the worldbuilding. I love the voice acting and the visuals. the actual combat though is just such a massive fucking turnoff and dont get me wrong. I know EXACTLY why its like that I mean if it wasnt then there would be less room for the STRATEGY part but holy SHIT. 20 peasent with pitchforks shouldnt be able to last more than 30 seconds against a giant fucking dragon or building sized demon.

      wake me up when they make a more traditional RTS like Battle for Middle Earth 2.

      >hurr battlus are too looong fur mah goldfish attenshion spun! I wanna it dun in minutes her me!!1

      Good fucking god, you'd have an aneurysm trying to play the old total war games where strategy was a MUST, not a suggestion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knew him briefly years ago
      deeply insecure and over sensitive
      I don't buy the whole "artists are easily bruised organges" thing but he fit the bill
      so its fun to raz on him because I can bet even money he'll see the post and seethe about it

      also overused jokes, samey concepts, etc. etc. said a billion times, wish he'd use his success to do something adventurous or novel instead of milking grown ass men like an e-girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol I know him and he doesn't browse Ganker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know him and he's in this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he proves it's more profitable draw "haha le funny pornography meme" than actual pornography, whcih he used to do before finding the hidden gold pile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be a drawfag and achieved massive success. Ofcourse nu-Ganker would hate him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason people mald at ratopomboarts - they have achieved mild success.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like the repeating of the same 2-3 jokes that feel like Ganker pandering I wouldn’t mind.
      >goblin onahole
      >hurr durr the pretty elf woman can’t get laid because reasons
      >succubus but is le wholesome
      Funny the first time, not the 50th time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one trick pony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terminally online contrarians who resent him because they see his art too often

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People outside of Ganker like him now, so we must hate him because.....
      Just because, okay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      sadge

      I respect him on account of the amount of money he makes on commissions, but the astroturfing is really annoying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once ai gets good enough im going to make more drawings than baalbuddy and im going to make more money than he has ever done

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once AI gets good enough nobody will ever pay for art again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      He used to post here a lot, but then he made money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like art and the guy
      Hate the patrons request
      simple

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's popular

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like unironically like him. The haters needs to have sex!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like him, his jokes are sometimes a bit too predictable but I'd say they are always on point and mildly chuckle worthy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he isn't fucking funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not funny. Not a fan of his kind of linework in porn. The art isn't horrible, but it's not as sexy as he thinks it is.

      It's mostly the humor though. Having a sexy girl next to a guy and then *soiface* isn't a joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people liked him when he was some sort of internet underdog and then he got popular so Gankerreddit felt morally obliged to hate on him now to fulfill their contrarian identity quota

      i just like milfs, sexually frustrated yet silly humor where people are fine in the end
      i prefer it over edgy and humor solely created to dab on something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She would be cuter with glasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pictures are cute sure but I dislike how the humor is FRAMED, not the humor itself mind you. It's usually pointing at itself if you catch my drift

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you would say it insists upon itself?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Somewhat

          /twg/ is making fun of us again 🙁

          Who the FUCK cares lmao
          KWAB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was underground (i.e. good), but now he's mainstream (i.e. bad).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Centurii

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has one joke
      >lol what if sexy scenario... but actually subverted!
      >lol what if sexy lady... but not interested!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what if coomer meme... was relatable wholesome chungus?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah see exactly.
          one fucking joke and its not even that good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he sold out. Not to mention his repetitive jokes. I don't really hate him but I do get sick of seeing some random youtube channel reading balbuddy comics about how horny elves are for the 90th time.
      But mostly it's because he sold out. Can't blame him for taking the money, but I don't have to like him either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >draw requests for free is BASED
        >drawing requests for money is SELLOUT

        Could it be you're a butthurt poorfag?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sellout

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >draw requests for free is BASED
          >drawing requests for money is SELLOUT
          quite literally this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            poorfag

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have 3 caught up to being decent or does it still look like a red GUI mess?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Duuuude, I browse Ganker too! LOL" the artist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Duuuude, I browse Ganker too! LOL" the artist.
      It's really impressive how "cryptoGanker" is effective. Just look at seethtzentach, you take the flavour, a "veneer" of Ganker, repackage it without the actual edge and unsavouryness and you're off to the races.
      I feel like there's a whole generation nostalgic for an era of the internet they have just narrowly missed so they desperately seek it elsewhere. There's zoomers on TikTok waxing poetically about early 00's LAN parties, no joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so does SIR but somehow he gets the short end of the stick while baalbuddy gets shat over for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The internet's been doing that for ages now, it's nothing new. Somehow the garbage on this site leaks out to the rest of the world and normalfags adopt it one way or another. It makes sense to cash in

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breath in the warpstone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MATING PRESS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if moulder snorted 5 kilos of warp dust then called eshin with a crazy idea for infiltration ops without realizing humans have a suffer not the mutant rule

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to like them I really do but the combat is just terrible. If fights were actually visceral and quick I would probably enjoy the game but watching blobs of enemies ineffectually moshpit for 2 hours straight until the last 15 guys decide to just walk away is so terrible.

    I love the lore. I love the worldbuilding. I love the voice acting and the visuals. the actual combat though is just such a massive fucking turnoff and dont get me wrong. I know EXACTLY why its like that I mean if it wasnt then there would be less room for the STRATEGY part but holy SHIT. 20 peasent with pitchforks shouldnt be able to last more than 30 seconds against a giant fucking dragon or building sized demon.

    wake me up when they make a more traditional RTS like Battle for Middle Earth 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck are your battles lasting long, they are fast as shit, the loading times last longer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guy, battles are literally decided within the first minute 99% of the time, my bro. I actually want the melee fighting to last more like 5 minutes so I can lay off the slowmo button to spam abilities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you are shoving two balls of the lowest tier spearmanii against each other yeah they'll take a while to resolve due to shit attack stat vs decent def stat.

      Magic, elite infantry, and ranged have extremely fast TTK. Hell a single unit of khorne chosen can break chaff infantry in seconds on the charge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a single unit of khorne chosen
        You can't really compare anything else to the single most borked unit in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah those are Chosen of Nurgle with great weapons. Pretty much the only thing that beats them is ap ranged/magic spam, which also happens to beat everything else in the game.

          They are slow as shit as a penalty, but rear charging them with elite infantry/cav just kills off whatever touches them, they are effectively unbeatable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right, easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey of course. Even if the dick sucking was unevoidable you would still have a donkey by the end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If fights were actually visceral and quick
      Christ alive man I don't think the fights in TW can get any quicker without being able to call in a squad of nuclear bombers to flatten the map right off the bat

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, Guns of the Empire made playing as the Empire of Man fun as fuck and those should be in the fucking base game. Gunpowder, faith, and steel, babby!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game comes out
    >buy game
    >dlc comes out
    >buy dlc

    >second game comes out
    >exact same game but no dlc and full priced
    >buy it anyway
    >exact same dlcs come out
    >buy that too

    >third game is exactly the same as the first but no dlc
    >preorder

    You cows deserve everything bad that happens to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only DLC's I've bought are ones for human factions, so like two.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to be missing the issue: no new DLCs are coming out. It's like they hate money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >exact same dlc
      Except your dlcs persist through games
      If you are gonna hate on so.ething at least be factual about it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but I don't know how to play
    I just end up smashing everything together

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for summer sale. And Chorfs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is pic from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A mod that got banned from the steam workshop for being NSFW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corruption mod. Don't know where it is now. Also has a wip version for Alarielle and the kislev slut.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post Alarielle. Sucks no Repanse.
          What was mod called?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.loverslab.com/files/file/23878-lazys-corrupted-miao-ying-progression-corruption-core-stages-reskins/

            I remember author saying he wants to do all female LL. Someone should make Morathi purifying mod.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This had the hottest birthing scene. What's the name of the artist again? I need to see these pictures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the artist of that image wanted to stay anonymous. But it might be in the mods discord server.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >birthing scene
        who please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bioheels.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Having fun with Warhammer 2 even though I'm retarded and bad at it
    >Friend gets 3 and sinks hours into it despite telling me it's dogshit and worse than 2
    >Still no Chorfs
    Is getting 3 worth it or should I hold off until they tidy it up a bit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting a lot of new mods and people are waiting for CA to release the full mod tool set to get the bigger projects underway. Wait til it goes on sale if you're not sure. By then hopefully some more content, or at least mods, will have come out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait. They are still unfucking bugs and shitty mechanics the main team introduced. Those retards should not be allowed to develop anything ever again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only IE is worth it.
      Standalone tw3 campaign is even worse than tw2 one.

      No I play Age of Sigmar

      I got into aos after tww games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is getting 3 worth it or should I hold off until they tidy it up a bit
      Wait. I sunk 400+ hours in Warhammer 2 and waited a year before grabbing Warhammer 3, and I feel like I still should've waited longer.
      It's fun enough, but the Realms of Chaos campaign isn't nearly as engaging as the Vortex campaign and Immortal Empires doesn't do anything that much better than 3.
      Unless you want to play as a new faction or enjoy the larger map, no reason to jump to 3 yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *much better than 2

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRUCHII

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CA GIVE ME NIPPON

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try to play new races
      >spend an hour on LL select screen
      >end up starting a dark elf campaign
      >again
      Why are they so perfect?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun monsters and lots of variation inside the faction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      COLD BLOODED KILLERS

      Nope

      does she get a dick?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this bitch so much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to fix her so bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't think you can.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why fix her at all anyways?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty hot, is there more?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the age limit for a Druchii before they're, in The Wire terms, too seasoned to experience things like love and trust?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When are Dark Elves, a race that has a subfaction made up of slutty grannies, too old for fuck?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you can't possibly believe that just because someone slept with you, that they love you, right?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I do.
    P.S. Miao Ying best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moranthi or Valkia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to breed the dragon.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BB's porn account is better.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ___ _no_ _ ____

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"nobody cares about the new races"
    >"nobody plays chaos!"
    >get utterly BTFO by statistical data
    so turns out that after months of seething at chaosbros the elfags and skavemorons are just a loud minority of angry gays and coomers who barely play the game
    lmao get fucking rekt, more chaos DLC incoming
    if there is more DLC that is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised at warhost, I thought that would be occupied by khorne since skarbrand is ridiculous in the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skarbrand is fun only for a short time, his campaign is as deep as a puddle. Only so many times you can raze all of a factions provinces in a single turn with free armies before it gets kind of stale.

        Warriors are much more fun to play on IE than the demon factions atm, probably since their recent DLC and rework was released with IE beta.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his campaign is as deep as a puddle
          Which is fine because his grand victory takes less than 100 turns. Its a blitz with fun highs and doesn't overstay its welcome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Archaon is fucking strong now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warriors of Chaos got a pretty good rework and became retard strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This proves that Ind, Khuresh and Nippon have a chance if Cathay has so many players.

      i enjoy playing it, however CA and GW are still garden gnomes and i am a cocksucking enabler
      Also i wouldn't enjoy it as much without mods (which are getting released less and less)

      It's amazing that new Kislev doesn't have werebears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not for IE though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is not for IE though
        >total number of immortal empires campaigns played

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh lol I don't know how I missed that, I'm tired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chaos dwarves soon allegedly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      empire overhaul first

      i hope god please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chaos fag acting uppity when franz took 1st like always.
      Empire's game the rest of you are just living in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised Reikland is #1. I'd understand it if it was Sunderland or whatever Volkmar's faction is.
      >Empire
      >But no shitty Imperial Influence or whatever
      >But still have to fight fucking Vampires because they moved Vaglord Von Carstein down there too for giggles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        volkmar is regrettably too based to be that popular

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was shocked when they left Volkmar's "NO REST UNTIL EVERY VAMPIRE moron IS DEAD" quote in the IE trailer.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Total War went to shit after Rome 2. Also I don’t even like Warhammer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then return to posting in cub threads

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone care chime in on if the 3 games are worth a summer sale buy? If I get all 3 games and the factions I want to play; is it worth the price?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imo buy the 3 main games on sale, then go for the warriors of chaos if you want IE.

      Otherwise playing ME with 1+2 still feels more polished.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is 3 so “bad touch, no buy”? I’ve played a bit of 1 and 2 but not 3 yet and I’m honest to god curious as to why 3 is generally being shit on. Is it just like every new total war where everyone hates it or is it even worse than normal?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 is just incomplete. Mortal Empires had years of DLC/Patches/Reworks to fix issues. 3 has only really updated a single faction (warriors of chaos) to play well in the new combined map.

          Even the game 3 base factions feel off in IE because their research/traits are all designed for the small campaign in 3. It's just incomplete and feels very early access, which makes sense since it's still in "beta".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Think of it like the Sims, the new release is missing all the DLC and patches the previous game has, and plays the same otherwise. Will be a while before it measures up.

            Very gay. The whole mortal campaign seemed like such a good draw especially with how they added the chaos factions in 3. Guess I’m just going to have to just take over half the world with Settra. Again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Think of it like the Sims, the new release is missing all the DLC and patches the previous game has, and plays the same otherwise. Will be a while before it measures up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Very gay. The whole mortal campaign seemed like such a good draw especially with how they added the chaos factions in 3. Guess I’m just going to have to just take over half the world with Settra. Again.

            Yeah... have you actually considered playing these games instead of making riddiculously stupid shit up?
            You do know that all the fucking changes done through out WH1 and WH2 ARE IN WH3, right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WH3 also borks the balance with faction placement, fucks up the siege battles, and the AI behavior is worse on both campaign and battle maps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WH3 also borks the balance with faction placement,
                Changing it isn't the same as borking it, you mongoloid. WH2 had plently of really questionable ballance due to faction placement.
                >fucks up the siege battles
                Siege battles were ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE in the previous games. WH3's sieges are far from good, but it's better than what whe had before.
                >and the AI behavior is worse on both campaign and battle maps.
                Wrong. On field battles the A.I. is the same, on siege battles the A.I. didn't exist in previous games, and on campaign it's largely the same except now it does better job accounting for cultural ties and diplomacy.

                You are literally here screeching and pissing yourself because the game isn't IDENTICAL, acting like the previous game was perfect, and generally spouting random idiotic shit because crying and bitching about games you don't fucking play (again - I won't let you live down the fact you didn't even know all faction updates, mechanics and reballances from previous games carried over to TWH3, child) as a hobby.

                You are a brain-dead child parroting shit on Ganker because they kicked you out of other social media. You don't play TW games, you don't understand how they work, it's just all an excuse for you to beg for attention.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The carried over changes don't account for the new factions, because they are NEW factions and some tech/skill trees don't account for them existing.

                Siege battles in general are bad, the problem is WH3 forces them on every fight now because the AI almost never takes field battles, so 90% of your time is fighting settlement/siege battles, which is why I think the AI has changed behavior on the campaign map, because its near impossible to force the AI into anything but extremely favored field battles (via ambush + single lord in the open, which is an old cheese tactic but now the AI won't even take the bait sometimes).

                I've played 5 campaigns on IE (2 Daemons, 2 WoC, 1 Cathay), but I probably won't revisit it until the next DLC pack, and I might just mod it to change unwalled settlement battles into field battles again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The carried over changes don't account for the new factions
                Wow - the changes to the old factions didn't affect the new factions because those factions didn't exist when the old changes were done?! REALLY?!
                YOU ARE BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND HERE. The team did not invent time-travel, how dare they release games without functing time-travel technology...
                The FUCK are you even talking about?

                >the problem is WH3 forces them on every fight now because the AI almost never takes field battles, so 90% of your time is fighting settlement/siege battles
                Hey, you want to know how I can tell and in fact easily prove that literally everything you say is copy-pasted from some other older thread, and that you literally do not even have the game intalled - most likely don't even own it?

                >I've played 5 campaigns on IE (2 Daemons, 2 WoC, 1 Cathay)
                Suuuuuure you did.
                >and I might just mod it to change unwalled settlement battles into field battles again.
                Yeah... pro-tip. Give the game at least CURSORY google before you try to talk about it. Pro-tip: They have been updating the game, so the shit you heard people complain about more than half a year ago may not apply anymore. I know you are completely retarded and DESPERATE to pretend you know the game, but you yourself brought up the importance of continuous patching for the previous games, so not realizing that copy-pasting complaints from 6 months old threads may not be the best way to do this larp.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes, for your first point I'm saying its still an issue that will rectified over time, as the devs themselves state that IE is still in beta and will need more updates and attention.

                Also for the second point I played around the WoC DLC release, and I'll probably only revisit when the next faction pack drops and I'll see if they have resolved some of my complaints.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                49 hours.
                TOTALLY WON 5 CAMPAIGNS ALREADY GUYZ!
                Are you ACTIVELY trying to embarass yourself here? Can you make one post without proving the other is a lie?
                And since you are so fucking absurdly clueless I'm going to spell it out:
                They removed the default settlement battles from the game TWO MAJOR PATCHES AGO. You have NO FUCKING CLUE what the game is or how it plays. And you seem really dedicated to proving that fucking thing too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why are you getting so defensive, even CA has acknowledged that IE isn't in a completed state yet.

                Dunno why you think I won all those campaigns, I lost on Cathay, Daemons of Nurgle, won Daemons of Khorne (obv), and with nurgle+tzeench WoC.

                I don't see a point revisiting the game till the next lord pack drops, much like most of the playerbase, as I've clocked in 1500+ hours in WH2 and played those factions to death.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know why are you getting so defensive, even CA has acknowledged that IE isn't in a completed state yet.
                So on top of all of that, you are also illiterate?

                I explained very clearly why I despise social media addicted shitstains like you who come here to pretend to discuss videogames they don't know or play, and instead brainlessly copy-paste shit they saw other people complain about.

                You are an insufferable parasitic cunt that comes here to actively NOT to actually discuss videogames.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have played it though and I gave my opinion to someone asking about other peoples thoughts on WH3. You didn't even reply to the person asking about it to give the fun/improvements of WH3 from WH2. Instead you just started screeching at me to dickride CA.

                Either way my opinion is the same, WoC is extremely fun on WH3 IE and a significant improvement, but the base WH3 factions feel incomplete/unpolished, and there isn't any noticeable improvement of the old factions compared to WH2 ME.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have played it though and I gave my opinion to someone asking about other peoples thoughts on WH3.
                You haven't played it and it wasn't your opinion you gave. Everything you said was OBJECTIVELY wrong, to a point where you didn't even know that all content from 2 transfers to 3. Everything you said either a FLAT OUT LIE, or copy-pasted opinion of someobody else posted 4+ months ago, that you parrot mindlessly because you are lonely and this gives you a sense of identity and belonging.

                You don't have any opinions about the game, much less any relevant or accurate ones. You parrot what others say, or straight up pathetically lie.
                Fuck, you tried to pretend that you are an elite playet who totally finished 5 campaigns and did not fucking realize that 49 that you spend shitposting here with the game minimized in the background is barely enough time to finish to finish one, you fucking mongoloid.

                You are an attention-whoring larper pretending to know a game you haven't really played.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound absolutely schizo, I don't know in what world playing something for 49 hours is not playing.

                Do you actually believe that the only way to "play" a faction is the paint the entire map? The most entertaining part of every campaign is the first 10-20 hours, afterwards you should either know you lost or are powerful enough to autoresolve the rest of the campaign.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU DIDN'T PLAY WITHIN THE LAST 2 PATCHES SO YOUR OPINION IS INVALID
                Go fanboy somewhere else, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When your literal entire point is "WAAAH TOO MANY SIEGES!" has been fixed by official patch 5 months ago, and unofficial one 12 months ago:
                Yeah, your argument is invalid, and you are a pathetic attention-whore that hasn't really played the game.

                You sound absolutely schizo, I don't know in what world playing something for 49 hours is not playing.

                Do you actually believe that the only way to "play" a faction is the paint the entire map? The most entertaining part of every campaign is the first 10-20 hours, afterwards you should either know you lost or are powerful enough to autoresolve the rest of the campaign.

                >I don't know in what world playing something for 49 hours is not playing.
                That is because you never really played TW games in your life. They are slow, they take time.

                Also, that is 5 hours of playing the game's tutorial, and 45 pretending you play the game on Ganker while the actual game is minimzed on the tray, you pathetic piece of shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >issue exists for half the game's lifespan
                >IF YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND UNTIL IT WAS FIXED IT'S YOUR FAULT
                White knights belong in a gas chamber, together with their corpo handlers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you come into the thread to complain that the game is bad because of an issue that was fixed HALF A YEAR AGO - yeah, you are a fucking retard.
                And I want to remind you, you are defending a person who claimed:
                - the new game does not have as much content as the previous one (all content from the previous one transfers to the new one, that is literally the biggest and most important selling point of the franchise)
                - the sieges were ruined (the sieges were universally most hated aspect of the previous games, and were massively improved, even if they are still pretty damn iffy)
                - the A.I. was made worse on battlefield and campaign (the battle A.I. is identical and the campaign A.I. was massively improved)
                - I TOTALLY finished 5 campaigns (he played the game for less than 50 hours)
                - There are too many sieges (that has been solved AGES ago).

                It's simple. If you don't know how the game plays, don't pretend you do. Did your whore of a mother not even teach you that lying is a bad thing? Do I really need to explain that to you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the campaign A.I. was massively improved
                I dunno about that one. It feels like the AI is either out for blood and will march stance to the ends of the old world for your even if it means they lose everything OR it does nothing but sit an army in each owned region and do fuckall for 50 turns. It's weird.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I dunno about that one. It feels like the AI is either out for blood and will march stance to the ends of the old world for your even if it means they lose everything
                The A.I. was massively improved by the fact that it now actually does concern itself with diplomacy. Forming alliances now actually makes sense, and the A.I. can actually help and cooperate on war efforts. It's also smart enough to recognize advantages of things like trading in cities that allow both of you complete control over a whole region.
                Other than that, it's the same previous one, but that alone is a massive improvement.

                >600+ dollars auction plus commission price
                Hey, at least this time it's not 2000+ for glow-in-the-dark dog dicks.

                [...]
                >this emotionally invested because someone tried the game a few months ago and didn't like it
                Imagine falling in love with a brand, waifufags are the manliest men ever when compared to you.

                >Imagine falling in love with a brand
                No matter how much retarded fairytales you are going to make up in your head:
                You are a fucking retard pretending to talk about a game you haven't played.

                I have many issues with TW brand, and with TWH3 in particular.
                I just want you to talk only about games YOU FUCKING ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT. I want you to stop being a fucking pest that treats this place like facebook.
                If you don't fucking play TW games, don't fucking post in TW threads - how fucking hard is to comprehend that shit?

                >WH3 also borks the balance with faction placement, fucks up the siege battles, and the AI behavior is worse on both campaign and battle maps

                [...]
                The first point isn't there, the second was more about nonstop siege/settlement battles which was a significant issue when I was playing, and the campaign AI WAS absolutely fucked, which is probably why they kept patching it.

                >the second was more about nonstop siege/settlement battles which was a significant issue when I was playing
                YOU PLAYED THE GAME FOR 5 HOURS ONE YEAR AGO. YOUR OPINION ON IT DOES NOT MATTER. IT IS INVALID. YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT GAMES YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.'

                Can you not comprehend that for your opinion to have ANY merrit, you need to actually have some fucking foundation? That it has to be rooted in actual knowledge or experience of the game?
                That you can't just fucking spew shit about games you have barely even played, as if you knew what the fuck you are talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy 50 hours constitutes playing a game. I dropped it for a reason, it had a bunch of shit issues, even if they patched them out now I have no motivation to revisit them until new content comes out. And again, I have 1500+ hours in the series as a whole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Buddy 50 hours constitutes playing a game.
                A) you haven't played it for 50 hours, and B) 50 hours isn't enough for you to have ANY clues about the game's ballance, A.I. issues, content volume evaluation, etc... all of which you have pretended to be able to do.
                You played the game for a few hours, got scared, confused, and fucked off.
                That is fine. It was released in pretty terrible state, plus it's probably not a game for a retard like you.
                Next time, start by saying:
                "I have barely played the game, I gave up after a few hours because of some frustrating issues. Has that been fixed yet?"
                Because that is the actual truth. You played it for barely few hours ONE YEAR AGO, did not even look up for any solutions on-line, got frustrated, and gave up.

                Say that. Stop fucking pretending that you have actually played it, that you can actually judge it, when you got completely fucking filtered by it literally a fucking year ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep insisting that I haven't played for 50 hours? It literally detracts from all your arguments and makes you sound like a schizo. Do you want me to post game saves or something?

                Also I have no clue why you keep claiming I never played TW games when I literally have over 1500 hours in TW2.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you keep insisting that I haven't played for 50 hours?
                Because you have proved yourself to lie about every single thing so far? Because you are a pathological Ganker attention addicted whore? Because you clearly don't know even the most basic facts about this game?

                Take your pick, you fucking piece of trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go, now take your meds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the fuck have you even been doing for 65 turns?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was wiping out nonstop shitstacks from Cathay, WoC progresses pretty slowly on high difficulty since there are few Dark Fortresses and it takes a while for them to build up to being self sustaining.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it now actually does concern itself with diplomacy. Forming alliances now actually makes sense
                Oh whoops you own more than two regions guess you're the world's main threat now so your defensive ally declared war on you 😉

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh whoops you own more than two regions guess you're the world's main threat now so your defensive ally declared war on you 😉
                The smiley enough is sufficient evidence that you haven't played the game and that you are just another insufferable child only pestering this board because you've been banned from twitter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna disagree about the same A.I during battle, sending a solo lord to distract and waste ammo doesn't really work anymore and enemies tend to dogpile solo units making dense blobs for AoE spells easier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >massively improved
                >sieges
                get a load of this retard, go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                k skizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WH3 also borks the balance with faction placement, fucks up the siege battles, and the AI behavior is worse on both campaign and battle maps

                When you come into the thread to complain that the game is bad because of an issue that was fixed HALF A YEAR AGO - yeah, you are a fucking retard.
                And I want to remind you, you are defending a person who claimed:
                - the new game does not have as much content as the previous one (all content from the previous one transfers to the new one, that is literally the biggest and most important selling point of the franchise)
                - the sieges were ruined (the sieges were universally most hated aspect of the previous games, and were massively improved, even if they are still pretty damn iffy)
                - the A.I. was made worse on battlefield and campaign (the battle A.I. is identical and the campaign A.I. was massively improved)
                - I TOTALLY finished 5 campaigns (he played the game for less than 50 hours)
                - There are too many sieges (that has been solved AGES ago).

                It's simple. If you don't know how the game plays, don't pretend you do. Did your whore of a mother not even teach you that lying is a bad thing? Do I really need to explain that to you?

                The first point isn't there, the second was more about nonstop siege/settlement battles which was a significant issue when I was playing, and the campaign AI WAS absolutely fucked, which is probably why they kept patching it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah we should go back to the days where every campaign turned into a druchii-elgi hyperwar feat. the Karl & Grimgor Show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy TWW3 and use a DLC unlocker like CreamAPI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will tell you but only if you tell how to get a GF like that.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much all I play.
    Or it would be, if CA wasn't so fucking shit that they essentially left their golden goose game to die in favor of JOIN THE PACK (tm).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pitch sounds like a sci-fi payday with low gravity
      >read more and find out it’s a hero shooter about stealing funko pops
      WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy playing it, however CA and GW are still garden gnomes and i am a cocksucking enabler
    Also i wouldn't enjoy it as much without mods (which are getting released less and less)

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to deal with fucking marauder champions with nothing but skink skirmishers
    FUCK whoever decided to make Skeggi into fort fucking knox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this achievable natty?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dirty bulks done dirt cheap, my friend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you follow the great plan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dirty bulks done dirt cheap, my friend

        Only if you follow the great plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did a multiplayer playthrough with a friend
      >he chooses skaven i go for the based chameleon doom slayer.
      >he just conquers all of estalia and brettonia easily, I take 80 turns to unite the south pole in-between missions.
      >after breaking chaos backs i warn him not to attack the empire or there will be dire consequences
      >he does it anyway, i activate my trap card a silent sanctum in all his settlements
      >I run around his defenseless economic heartland with a super stack of lizards
      >And burn down every settlements i get my hands on while reinforcing to full every turn
      >my temple guard tank a nuke to their faces and his army is terror routed because he was corner camping
      >He bitches at me for keeping my word and defending the empire and rage quits the game and the discord.
      Serves that rat lover right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rat fags deserve the rope.
        Thay act like their faction 80% of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rat fags deserve the rope.
        Thay act like their faction 80% of the time.

        >skaven player does skaven thing
        I see zero problems here.
        If anything the fault lies with you for allying with the universes biggest mistake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rat fag got iraqd, should have left kuwait alone.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I play Age of Sigmar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there any cohesive lore yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AoS lore is a lot like DS2. Retards cry about it online without knowing much about it and regurgitating shit from clickbait youtube videos

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played TW1, it was shit
    played TW2, it was playable enough (i didn't hate it)
    haven't played TW3 as everyone says it's shit and i believe them

    i just mostly play Attila, 3K and Shogun 2 these days

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried all three of them but could play neither for more than like a dozen hours. TW series has gone to complete shit since Empire. I don't understand how they keep selling.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get Historical fags seething hatred for Warhammer TW. There's more unit variety and strategizing on the biggest maps the franchise has ever seen. Okay, you might not like the setting, but surely to god you can't sit there slamming Ashigaru into each-other every single turn and thinking it's some sort of brilliant military simulation. It takes a shitload more planning and foresight to deal with things when the enemy can summon fucking daemons or has orbital bombardment lazers to worry about rather than Spearmanii x 20

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss old Total War games because they were strategy games and hate new ones because they're shitty musous. It's not a historical vs fantasy distinction. I played fantasy modes for old/good TW games and had lots of fun with them, and I've been a fan of WHFB for so long my oldest Gotrek & Felix novel is probably older than the average TWW3 fan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spot on mate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I miss old Total War games because they were strategy games and hate new ones because they're shitty musous

        Retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, OLD GAMES WERE BORING BECAUSE THEY HAD BORING REAL LIFE UNIT TYPES LIKE SPEARMEN HEAVY CAVALRY AND ARCHERS AND STRATEGIES FOLLOWED TRUE AND TESTED REAL LIFE STRATEGIES LIKE HAMMER AND ANVIL THERE'S NO EPIC DRAGONS OR BEAR CAVALRY AND SICK HERO UNITS THAT SOLO ENTIRE ARMIES AND MELT ENTIRE UNITS WITH THEIR EPIC MOBA SKILLSHOTS WHO CARES IF UNITS ARE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF STAYING IN FORMATION AND DESCEND INTO DUELING BLOBS ON CONTACT IF YOU ZOOM IN YOU CAN SEE EPIC EXECUTIONS THAT'S SO FREAKING BADASS
          get cancer and die, zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show me your army, secondary.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I started painting my first army 9 months ago, I'm finally a primary now!
              that's cute, zoomie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a secondary.
                Keep coping.
                Actually, I think you were never into Warhammer at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be an oldfag, Gankerermin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was getting caught part of your plan?
                If you’re going to pose, put up or shut up

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I own 15 armies, from 1500pts to 2500pts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do the warhammer games not classify as strategy but older total war games do? Seems like a completely arbitrary distinction to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's more unit variety and strategizing on the biggest maps the franchise has ever seen
      It's rapid spam rts click now, formations mean nothing and the most important unit are heroes and generals - single entities. You don't even have loose formation anymore and arrows can just float up and down in tiny arcs to never cause friendly fire, how the fuck can you pretend there's more strategizing when formations mean nothing?

      And no, the unit variety means next to nothing because instead of different uses they're just different matchups. It's still the same melee fighter, ranged attacker, fast but squishier unit. It doesn't matter what their cosmetic looks like if their function is the same, otherwise you may as well say Roman infantry are the most diverse since hastati, principes, legionary, legionary cohorts, urban cohorts, and praetorian cohorts all have different names, stats, and models despite being fundamentally the same unit.

      Take spearmen in Shogun 2, the worst of all the games for faction diversity. Yari Ashigaru are unique for their spearwall, Yari samurai are unique for their speed, Naginata are unique for their defensive bulkiness, they're all spear infantry but unique in their use cases. It's not just "spear but good against cavalry", it actually matters where you put them on the battlefield itself and not just relative to whatever rock paper scissors opponent is in front of them.

      Big health bars instead of 1-2 hits per soldier, general included, have fundamentally changed the game into something unrecognizable. You can enjoy it if you want, I like warhammer, but it isn't the same type of game anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To add on to this there's tons of other shit that just feels wrong. Why make a long line of musketeers when soldiers just shoot through each other?
        Why do armies instantly regenerate in one or two turns? In the first Rome's tutorial the advisor explicitly tells you that once your enemy begins to rout - "you've won the battle, now it's time to win the war" ie to run down the survivors in order to severely damage the enemy's capacity to fight. In medieval 2 this is especially damaging since elite units are on long cooldowns to recruit, so even damaging that unit of heavy knights matters. Now you have to kill everything and follow it up immediately on your turn or it was just a big waste of time.
        Maybe I don't want to commit my praetorians to battle since I'm on the other side of the world and casualties here would take a long time to fi- oh wait no, there's a high tier farm and pub so I guess they just grow on trees lol
        Why can't I build units individually at separate recruiting areas? Why do they all have to be led by a general, why do I need to destroy my trading post to built a gatehouse if I just want to recruit a handful of new soldiers to garrison a city?
        The campaign map complexity has fucking plummeted so hard it may as well not exist anymore, just don't have it, instead make every campaign a series of 20v20 battles since that's all it is anyways

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why can't I build units individually at separate recruiting areas? Why do they all have to be led by a general, why do I need to destroy my trading post to built a gatehouse if I just want to recruit a handful of new soldiers to garrison a city?

          cause the ai couldn't handle dealing with the old way lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why can't I build units individually at separate recruiting areas?
          I have the most gripe with this. I just want to garrison some units to gatekeep major cities and secure progress dammit. Instead you're forced to take a general who tanks your upkeep

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your image shows the most based mechanic total war has ever had.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The city garrison was a good change. The arc arrows doing damage is stupid, the shooting through each other's ranks is stupid, the supply line doesn't matter as long as the unit isn't wiped out it will regenerate 100% at no cost is stupid. The "added damage to large" stat is stupid, that makes combat rigidly stupid and unrealistic, spears should just be able to have greater range, so that if you have a large unit like a horse it can be hit with multiple spearmen instead of a few axemen.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just learnt that Holland exists in warhammer and its called "The Wasteland", kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's also full of canonically rapist turtle people

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with skaven

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do warhammerfag feel pride in being consoomers and ask other people to prove they have consoomed as well?
    It's a genuine uncanny behavior I have observed over the years, nothing seems to make them more happy than to prove they have given to GW more money than others.
    Like if they were onlyfans simps but for a company, not even a girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get caught pretending to be an oldfag tabletop player
      >get exposed
      >resort to passive aggressive frog posting
      Fucking pitiful
      Even noldorfag has more dignity, and he’s one of the worst posers I’ve ever seen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i-i was always into warhammer, look, I even googled Gotrek & Felix
        >well, show your army then and prove you're not talking out of your ass
        >L-LOL WARHAMMER FANS ARE SUCH CONSOOMERS AMIRITE?
        You're not fooling anyone.

        >when seething samefag assumes everyone who disagrees with zher samefags as well
        cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >samefag
          >posts literally seconds apart
          Why are frogposters always such retards?

          [...]
          It's hilarious how both of you thought the other one was behind my post, further proving my point about how deranged you are

          You still haven't shown any proof that you're actually into warhammer. Where's your army bro?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I'm not actually into warhammer
            What makes you think that?
            I'm laughing at you two warhammerfags seething at each other

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you genuinely so tech illiterate to think post timer is something that stops anyone

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              or are you only pretend to gain credibility for your claim that you're not a samefag?

              >muh samefag
              Keep coping bro, maybe your delusions will become reality one day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Note how he’s neatly steered people away from how he was pathetically posing and got caught out effortlessly.
                I thought such obvious samegayry was desperation, but it’s neat trick, really.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's all he has left after being exposed as a pathetic falseflagger.

                [...]
                >samefags
                >accuses others of samefagging
                >cries about being called out for samefagging
                >goes back to samefagging
                actually based ngl

                Okay secondary, whatever you say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Note how he’s neatly steered people away from how he was pathetically posing and got caught out effortlessly.
                I thought such obvious samegayry was desperation, but it’s neat trick, really.

                >samefags
                >accuses others of samefagging
                >cries about being called out for samefagging
                >goes back to samefagging
                actually based ngl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try, fren, but it’s time to stop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            or are you only pretend to gain credibility for your claim that you're not a samefag?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i-i was always into warhammer, look, I even googled Gotrek & Felix
        >well, show your army then and prove you're not talking out of your ass
        >L-LOL WARHAMMER FANS ARE SUCH CONSOOMERS AMIRITE?
        You're not fooling anyone.

        It's hilarious how both of you thought the other one was behind my post, further proving my point about how deranged you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i-i was always into warhammer, look, I even googled Gotrek & Felix
      >well, show your army then and prove you're not talking out of your ass
      >L-LOL WARHAMMER FANS ARE SUCH CONSOOMERS AMIRITE?
      You're not fooling anyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL
      >confused by others desiring to exclude secondaries
      The gate is meant to keep you out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if gatekeeping worked zoomers who discovered WHFB because of Total War wouldn't be shitting and pissing all over this thread right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep up the projections bro, really helping yourself here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are absolutely right, of course, but the desire for gatekeeping is nonetheless understandable and there are those who will try to hold it against the tide of "I would have totally bought an army of Brettonians if I had been alive before they were discontinued!" zooms regardless of the feasibility of the task

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a filter, shit's expensive and if someone is going to claim they were a huge fan of the "good ol' days" in regards to their attempt to validate their own opinions then they should be able to prove they aren't full of shit. Warhammer is first and foremost a tabletop wargame which happens to have lots of games made about it.
      It's not about consoom vs not consoom, it's about having a certain level of dedication to the thing you claim to be an old guard fan of where you at least have taken the time to find a faction you like, built and painted up an army and have some form of game experience outside the vidya.

      Just because you got your bluff called doesn't make it about consoom, you retarded frogposter.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play it if it just didn't have Denuvo.
    With Denuvo I am not installing the game even if I had gifted to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats denuvo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Officially sanctioned malware.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they cancel fantasy? no spess muhreens?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sold like shit. That said, AoS is a direct continuation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 editions of rotting on shelfs. Basically the whole transition from metal models to plastic didn't sell and 40k had to pay the bills to keeps wfb production running

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CEO has been murdering it in various ways for about 5 years, resulting in shit sales, and the damage was already done before someone less retarded got in power.
      The theory is that he was trying to sell out before he got ousted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loud people on the internet don't actually translate to sales. The only people who really liked pre-AoS WHFB were the HFY guardsmenfags equivalent, people who wanted their epic 16th century HRE armies destroying demons with pikes and gunpowder. And just like IGfags, their wallets are as empty as their creative drive..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice headcanon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. HFY guardsmanfag equivalent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron, you have never played WHFB when it was a thing and you never talked to someone who did.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >played a bunch of 2 and a bit of 3
    >never even come close to finishing a campaign

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu-CA hates the idea of short, long and conquest campaigns. Everything has to be a 40+ hour slog. This is why I still like going back to Shogun 2 and doing a quick short campaign which is what, 20 provinces? Not sure if you even need to take Kyoto. It's a quick and fun experience you can finish in one evening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon they gave every faction short, long, and conquest victory conditions in WH3. You can say they're not very well balanced amongst each other and that not getting a screen filling pop-up makes it less satisfying but you have victories.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every faction has a short, long, and conquest victory though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Once I’m over the initial expansion phase I typically recruit one or two doomstacks then start a new campaign after that gets boring.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL NO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just like posting this pic whenever I see this POV, it cracked me up first time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon I see that too.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron cuck buddy
    No thanks.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you build walls for your settlement you get minor battle instead
    >all minor/major settlement battles have shit tower defence gimmick still
    >walls on major maps are even more undesirable to take now, since you have much more things to control now and AI always spreads it's armies
    >as defender you need to control every fucking point, not just your major point that is called "victory point" or else you will lose to invisible timer
    >as attacker you need to capture all points since capturing "victory point" does jack shit or kill 95% of defenders, since battle loses are even more finicky on settlement battles, meaning you lose more and more shit to tower defence shit anyway
    >many minor defence battles have shit layouts that hard to navigate both as attacker and defender
    >but you need to build defences to almost every settlement you have, since anti player script will move AI to capture exactly your settlements across the map ignoring all buffer zones you have of your allies, so no settlement is safe
    I hate CA so kuch it's unreal. Out of everything said above the invisible timer I hate the most. Now dwarfs are one of the worst defender races, since you need to spread out if you want to defend effectively and you can't manoeuvre because of your speed on large maps. Souch for being the best defence races in WH2. At least auto battle is still in my favour sometimes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 3rd game city layout are one of the thing I hate the most, hard to believe I actually miss the fucking 1 wall settlement of the previous game. Fuck why are fantasy cities to retardly built, has no one working at CA ever heard of city planification? I miss the old rome cities and the forts of Med 2 the most, they were a nice challenge to conquer and fun to defend.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish WH2 got updated with WH3 diplomacy mechanics. I'll keep playing WH2. WH3 feels like shit.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go with Majest of Ulthuan or Bloodline of Aenarion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Majesty is amazing because it lets you confederate quickly and gives gold and stability which helps the whole faction. Blood is a joke that makes one unit better at the expensive of the rest of the faction.
      Do you want to be stronger or a jokester?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is that medical copium!? HAHAHA
    >me any my reddit friends cant get enough of these memes. have you seen the new aware memes? I LOVE IT. or that new ANIME with the quirky ANIME GIRL with the cute but fun animation? it has that SHIZO animation. i saw it on discord and twitch before and shared it on twitter and Ganker and got massive replies.
    i hate you children. cant you be gays somewhere else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no better place than Ganker to act like a retarded gay, you are the proof.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tell me why, without using a meme.
        show me what you got, gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just click on "catalog", the evidence is abundant and undeniable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i knew you would cherry pick that. enjoy your cancer threads.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another Baal shilling thread

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got WH3 as a gift back on release and only gave it a try recently.
    None of the new races interest me so I'm doing a Volkmar playthrough going heavy on melee infantry + cav even though empire infantry is terrible and I can't into cavalry.

    Pretty fun even though its the same experience

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried warhammer 3 on gamepass and was very disappointed.

    they just dont fix anything. sieges are still awful, battles are still too quick, ranged is still too powerful, walls dont work and so on...

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, the games feel way too arcadey. I haven't touched a TW game since shogun 2.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are vortex spells absolutely useless this time around since you can no longer aim them?
    I've tried using them vs skirmishers but they get outclassed by wind spells since they can catch 2 units per cast.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i want a lizardman gf to slay chaos with so bad bros

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TW has been trash for more than a decade. Shame since warhammer fantasy is actually a fun setting as proved by the vermintide games.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I build walls (or whatever remplaced it in 3) everywhere?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skaven bomber units when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ???
      How does this even work since they live underground.

      >Stops drawing porn because his meme jokes get better traction on twitter and is an open attention whore for likes and retweets
      >Decides to occasionally draw porn if you're a Patreon sub and partake in his commission auction
      >The price you pay for the auction is separate from the actual commission itself
      >Pic related are the retards who spend nearly 1k to get the opportunity to get BB to draw porn of their OC's

      I honestly cant blame the hustle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Barak
        Its AoS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AoS Skaven live primarly in the Warp within GHR's domain. So it's more of an endless landfill than an underground

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next Total War, CA announces one every year. Honestly thinking about buying Troy because the art style is beautiful.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is TWW3 at the moment? I played bunch on launch and then again when IE was released but not since. Did they break the game again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's fine now that we have the big campaign.
      Just missing the godamn chaos dorfs

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    worst i got from this site was some misanthropy due to spending my time on /LULZ/. the minute i stopped seeing the lucid dreaming, night walker and creative threads on there, i snapped back to reality and left; seeing other people wallow in their misery makes it easier to reflect upon yours.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is beastwoman milk safe to drink, or would i grow pincers from drinking it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beastwoman
      doesn't exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure they do, blood bowl 3 has them too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Female Beastmen exist. They are called Does.
        Check the lore again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          additionally, they are submissive and breedable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed.
            Total War Warhammer somehow made them rare (not a thing in actual lore) and the reason why Beastlords will beat the shit out of each other for the right of breeding the hell out of them (gameplay-wise they boost up your horde pop-growth).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Total War Warhammer somehow made them rare
              I don't think they did. They just made the actual ancilliary limited (it's still one of the most common ones you can get) because gameplay.
              But the obvious implication is that there are thousands of them tagging along with your hoards, that is how you replentish your armies and hire new units.
              Beastmen aren't exactly slow to reproduce in the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. I mean that their description was written so that they were made rare for some reason. Didn't play Beastmen much since game 1, didn't have time to play them in game 2 after their big update and only got to play as them for a time (and didn't get the Doe Follower yet).
                Did something change in their description?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You never see or hear about female skaven or ogres and I'm immensly thankful for that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            These two do exist and the latter even has a Ogre Maneater model. It's the one with the gigantic rolling pin and fake beard. Probably would look cute without it.

            This pic is completely invalidated due to Zharr-Nagrund and their settlements being in the game.
            That and datamined Advisor lines.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This pic is completely invalidated
              That pic has been completely invalidated since Norsca 2bh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.
                Also the Norsca update when? These guys need it a lot. Sure they got a slight update in that they can take over all settlements now, have access to one more unique lord and hero if they dedicate to Nurgle or Khorne, but it's still not enough.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You never see or hear about female skaven or ogres and I'm immensly thankful for that.

              For skaven I imagine it's a lot like the queen in avp where they're chained in a room and evista and only think about making more rat men or you simply cant tell them apart from the males and none of this is covered because it's far too unsavory for modern gw. That unending tidal wave of vermin has to come from somewhere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They have also multiple holes, are brainless and plain massive. And they are in such a state because of the males.
                In oldest lore they were pretty normal Skaven, but the males still treated them like garbage or as fuck toys.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                About what I expected.

                I will now play your game

                Not mangy enough. This is not a skaven.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                About what I expected.
                [...]
                Not mangy enough. This is not a skaven.

                It's broadly implied that female skaven look "normal" compared to their male counterparts if the males didn't bind them in rape chambers and constantly pump them full of growth hormones and warpstone from birth, turning them into the bloated breeding factories we're know about. Truly a hellish existence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. I do wonder what would've happened if as a prank the Horned Rat managed to have a female Grey Seer be born. That would've confused the hell out of the males.

                Behold, dawi beauty.

                >Wide backstory
                >Great tracts of land
                >Wears armor and such
                I see nothing wrong with her.

                >no beard

                Not in Warhammer Fantasy. That's not Tolkien.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Skaven life in general is hellish. Especially if you're not a skaven. Also where's that lore that the look "normal"? What even us normal against a race of horrible mutant rat people anyway?

                Yeah. I do wonder what would've happened if as a prank the Horned Rat managed to have a female Grey Seer be born. That would've confused the hell out of the males.
                [...]
                >Wide backstory
                >Great tracts of land
                >Wears armor and such
                I see nothing wrong with her.
                [...]
                Not in Warhammer Fantasy. That's not Tolkien.

                That would be something he'd do. Hell he made tequil the defacto leader of the skaven in age of sigmar because he was shit and kept failing and the ghr thought it would be funny. Literally the silliest clown for the funniest battles situation. But if gw did that grey seer thing then they get people asking where the rest of the rat ladies are and that's a fight in current year+8 that gw dont want so the box stays closed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanquol is like this exceptionally incompetent Scooby-Doo villain. An exceptionally incompetent Scooby-Doo villain who also is stupidly powerful. He may have accidentally summoned Skarbrand instead of a Verminlord (and made Queek soil himself as a result), but in terms of raw power not even other Skaven characters can match him except for Skreech Verminking. Really hoping they will finally add him in.

                >Kislev
                uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe some bear units and ice themed shit
                >Cathay
                Tiger men, Terracotta warriors, monkey king and monkey units.

                >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe some bear units and ice themed shit
                >What are Ungol units
                >What are Hags and Hagmothers
                >Who is Mother Ostayanka
                >What are Frostfiends
                >What are lord versions of Patriarchs (and confirmed BTW)
                >What are Orthodoxy forces (also confirmed)
                Kislev is not bears and ice alone.

                Also no Tigermen for Cathay. Those will be Ind exclusive units.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His incompetence directly and frequently hinders the rest of his race a lot to where people just leave him alone because killing him might actually cause someone better to take the reigns. Watching him have a panic attack when he realized the single dwarf who didn't even know who he was and kept foiling his plans he didn't know where plans also survived into the new world was fun though. He's a fun character, but not the one I'd have picked to lead. Then again the GHR is basically just in it for the bantz and if his master rodent race takes over the surface that's just an extra bonus.

                Is it true that skaven have a rat heaven/nirvana when they die or is that just grey seer propaganda?

                Skaven souls get scooped up by the hundreds by the horned rat/verminlords and devoured every second.

                They live and die as the ghr sees fit. Afterlife if it exists for them included.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix the fact that 50% of your play time is waiting for the computer to do something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try playing on anything other than a toaster from 2008 retard.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not anymore, 3 ruined it for me and no amount of DLC/patches can unfuck the shitty new map or AoS graphics/art direction.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been debating picking it and the skaven related dlcs up. They just seem fun to play as or murder. Though I haven't messed with any rts or grand strategy games since brood war came out 2 decades ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Been debating picking it and the skaven related dlcs up. They just seem fun to play as or murder.
      Skaven are actually kind of a bitch to play. In general, in TWH how faction looks and how it plays can be vastly different things, I've ultimately found out quite often that factions that seem most appealing to me ended up my least favorite ones to play and vice-versa, so keep that in mind.

      >massively improved
      >sieges
      get a load of this retard, go back.

      >go back.
      I wish you tards could appreciate the irony of saying this...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Skaven are actually kind of a bitch to play.
        How so? Skaven are the only race in game that has every single playstyle available to them. You can go ranged only, quality over quantity, rat spam, artillery spam, skirmisher spam, melee moshpit. They have everything and can do everything. Their campaign mechanics are very solid too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How so? Skaven are the only race in game that has every single playstyle available to them.
          I found them being pretty terrible at all of them. But look - I'll happily admit that I might just suck at them. I found them exhausting on the side of micro, and generally forcing me keep baiting into ambushes and shit which just breaks my flow. All of their gadgets and options look fun on paper but in practice none of them feels substantial enough to make up for their flaws.

          But again - some races just REALLY don't work for me in TWH, and I'm not sure why that is. I always considered myself to be a very turtly player, yet my absolutely least favorite races ended up being Dorfs and Khemri, and my absolute favorite ones ended up being Nordlings, so there is that.
          I'm still very much finding my place and playstyle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which lord did you pick for each? Skaven are absolute kings of ranged combat with missile/artillery with Ikit, and Throt is probably the best at monster spam (with expendable chaff woven in for soaking spearmanii). Mors is meant to be less specialized so they may seem less impressive, and Eshin has most of their power concentrated in campaign map in that he has OP hero spam + mechanics.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Which lord did you pick for each?
              Skaven? I don't remember - I tried like three of them, but it has been a while ago and I didn't get past like turn 60. I actually intend to go back to it, because I really did not give them the time they deserve.

              As for Khemri - I actually got a small campaign victory as Settra, and got pretty far as that asshole who uses vampire units. I eventually adopted to their playstyle, it's just that compared to others, I didn't like it as much.

              As for dorfs - I only tried the high king guy. Played him more extensively twice. Back in TW2 I literally just kept failing - time over time over time, it felt like the hardest campaign in ME at the time, the sheer amount of the fucking greenskin bullshit was just too much.

              Second time, recently in IM, and I got pretty far, reached tier 4 units in non-trivial numbers. Much like Settra, I adapted to them, but I still found them very awkward, especially on battlefield.

              Meanwhile, the damn Norsica - faction that feels like an anti-thesis of what I tend to enjoy - and I had blast with every single non-siege battle, being able to actually do really well somehow too, despite being shit at micro with any other faction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Meanwhile, the damn Norsica - faction that feels like an anti-thesis of what I tend to enjoy - and I had blast with every single non-siege battle, being able to actually do really well somehow too, despite being shit at micro with any other faction.
                That's because they're simple point the murder machines at the enemy and watch the carnage. Khorne works like that too, Lizardmen, Ogres, Slaanesh, Drycha, all have that point and smash playstyle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's because they're simple point the murder machines at the enemy and watch the carnage.
                Not really because my units tend to melt if I don't kite and juggle the fuck out of my enemy.
                It's the dorfs that should be "hold the line, and aim you literal murder machines in the direction of the enemy", right? Being a notoriously turtly, tanky, and range/altillery focused faction?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dorfs and Cathay are the most turtly in the basic sense, you hold the line and use archers/gunners to kill. Vamp Coast are turtly in the sense that you output so much lead in the enemy's direction that they won't ever actually reach your gun line. Ikit is the same with skaven weapon teams. There are variations on the stay-in-one-place gameplay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love Ikit. He's the concept if lock enough monkeys in a room and eventually they'll write Shakespeare, only its rodents and nuclear weapons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dorfs have excellent ranged options, but their infantry isn't particularly impressive. Their main saving grace is how powerful their mid/early game units are, but against elite can opener infantry or single entity monsters they struggle to hold unless they stack a LOT of range. Their magic resistance isn't particularly impressive against vortex spells either.

                They have amazing archers + artillery, solid AP missiles, and excellent garrisons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dorfs have excellent ranged options, but their infantry isn't particularly impressive.
                Yeah, I figured. When I first played them, back in TWH2 I was completely baffled and confused because I assumed they'd be sustained melee with supplementary extra-hard hitting artillery/gadget focused race. While in reality, much like early game Khemri - they are actually ALL about range, and the melee infantry is literally just there for stalling - a meat wall to buy the quarellel's more time to shower them.
                And I'd be fine with that - in fact that is the kind of brain-dead strategy I generally enjoy doing in most RTS, but for some reason... I'm not having fun with it and I feel like even after knowing this, I still am not making the best of the faction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of a shame, but they're kind of tedious to play in sigmar and where a little annoying in fantasy too so I guess I can see it. It's still strange to me that they didn't launch with skryre which has long since been one of their best and most liked clans. To the point i think some of the others like Eshin need some new units or buffs. At least to make night runners not utter shit so it's something other than a deathmaster, gutter runners, and a deciever.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >warhammer 3 comes out
    >its bugged and dog shit
    >slowly has to catch back up to where WH2 was
    >IN order to play the main meat and potatoes of the game you have to buy not 1 but 2 games AND all the extra DLC along with it

    Why is the strategy game genre filled with this shit and why does nobody seem to give a shit lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because consumers will defend right of the company to get money for all it's previous work, although I heard even redditors somewhat unhappy with it so that "new players could get easily into series". I just bought second game when it was halfway released and now WH3 and play with creamAPI

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elite are part of a demonic cult intent on breaking our will and sacrificing our very souls to their dark gods and there's rats under the floorboards. An entire underground empire that can and will consume us at any minute, biding their time in secret. Don't even get me started on the lizard people... WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the FUCK do I deal with Mor'ghur being a massive pain in the penis as Ikkit? The gay has about a billion beastmen in his herdstone and I don't have any melee good enough to hold them in place while I shoot them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I don't have any melee good enough to hold them in place while I shoot them
      Well here's your mistake. Ikit plays much like the Vampire Coast. You have a gun line supported by another gun line, backed up by an artillery line. You shoot more, you don't hold the line. Run interference with a couple of doomflayers and that's it. Shoot more, shoot better.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems they changed te slave mechanics, how do you make money as DElves now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slaves are now fuel for your economic furnace instead of a stackable resource.
      Be wary of upgrading buildings that increase slave consumption, since they're not cost effective if you run out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be wary of upgrading buildings that increase slave consumption, since they're not cost effective if you run out.
        So I should use Diktat over economy building?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, use them on cooldown

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that reskins all the new marked chaos units like nurgle warriors with guts exposed etc

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I really have to buy all 3 games just for basic content?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can, or you can just use CreamAPI and get it all for free

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRUCHII

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when is TWW3 getting cracked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now!

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what race packs would come after Chaos Dwarfs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs of war maybe. Everything after that is shit that's even more obscure than Cathay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nagash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >builds more pyramids to wipe out the living
        >rats nuke them again then relay race deliver a uranium knife to someone to rekill him again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a racepack with only one lord

        Does Nagash even have any unique units?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          According to that unofficial Nagash faction mod in ME, yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they'll use him in a Lord Pack for the Tomb Kings

        Which sucks because I wanted Ramhotep or Apophas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either Khuresh or Ind if their place on the map suggests anything.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am convinced they were really banking on Realms of Chaos to be a huge success that would keep players busy for quite some time. The campaign narrative was much more thematic, some factions like Cathay basically ended their campaign on a 'To be Continued', DLC race ogres take part in the RoC chase (Tomb Kings and Vampire Coast didn't take part in the Vortex race in 2). Even the 4 chaos champions story takes place directly after Ursun was rescued.
    I've no doubt if Chorfs were added last year they would have been involved in the Ursun chase too. Just that the overwhelming negative feedback put a major halt to everything. They released IE early which they know isnt totally ready yet and slapped a 'Beta' sticker on it to quickly get players back and since Chorfs is supposedly getting a Q2 release they're probably reworking their campaign to be as away from the RoC stuff as possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why they would have expected that though, considering they could just take a look at the popularity of ME vs Vortex in WH2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suits are fucking retarded sometimes. I work in embedded softwares and their decisions can sometimes solely based on beliefs or vague objectives with no basis on reality. It's basically faith.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the RoC thing isn't even really bad. It's just very rushed and samey. Nobody likes having to keep up with factions a million miles away you can't meaningfully affect. RoC attempted to fix that by giving you the chance to run into each other while physically in the realms but it's a dice roll if you and fucking Cathay or whatever actually go into the same realm. Not to mention even a one turn delay walking into some can put you just enough behind you're guaranteed to lose. Slaanesh's realm in particular is fucking awful. Tzeentch is thematic but ultimately depends on either being lucky or being able to fight and move more.
        Then once you've done it once it's always the same. Every campaign ends up doing the same stuff.

        I can see why they might have thought RoC solved all the problems of Vortex but it introduces enough of its own it's just as unfun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They released IE early which they know isnt totally ready yet and slapped a 'Beta' sticker on it
      Nah, that isn't the problem.
      IE wasn't released early, it was released quite late. The Realms of the Chaos was what was released early for some stupid reason, likely because of GM's meddling.

      The whole problem of TWH3 was that they pushed Chaos Realms release absurdly forward. Everyone was warning them that it's too soon, that the game will be underbaked, that people will be pissed if they'll have to wait too long for IE, but they went ahead with it anyway.

      They should have waited with Chaos Realm release for another 6-10 months, polish it up, test it extensively, and work on IE in the background, so that IE would be scheduled to come out 2 months after Chaos Realms, not 12 - because even if people will enjoy Chaos Realms, 2 months are enough for most people to get tired of it and start to look out for IE.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now play your game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats a cool lookin gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rato con sexuel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rato NON consexual.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, dawi beauty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no beard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have them in WFB you fucking gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the beard is downstairs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone give me her backstory, I saw plenty of art of her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Helgar_Longplaits

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has lizardmen, vampires, demons, elves, dwarfs, and war machines
    >Favourite faction is fantasy France led by fantasy Joan of Arc

    Is something wrong with me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a waifufag.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even aside from Rapanse, I just like bretonnian troops the most

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Repanse will be last to get Slaanesh modded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing more based than Bretonnia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >basing your entire religion and society into worshiping an elf pretending to be a human who uses your people as cannon fodder

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >y-you're just cannon fodder! says increasingly nervous wood elf for the fifth time this week

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Lady isn't an elf or a human, she is a god.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >become magical
          Dare I say it
          almost worth it
          Though I think the elf god prefers humans than elves

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some factions DLC units might be a bit of a challenge. Like Khorne, how many variants of melee unit can you really add without making it so they're either not identical in role and not so superior in the same tier that you would never recruit any other in the roster?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I’m more of a historychad. Warhammer always seemed kinda gay.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another "hurr durr why don't devs work through the holidays?! I WANT MUH CHAOS DORFS!" thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what devs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro I didn't know the holidays stated all the way in august that's fucking crazy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There have been a fuck ton of patches fixing Mortal Empires shit from august to december.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a fuck ton
          There have been 4. Two of which are mainly bug fixes. The last one of which was 4 months ago.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I meant 10 days ago 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry I meant since november 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I love all the shit they added in the patches like the fixes to bugs that have plagued the game since TWW1 and the constant, clear, and elaborate roadmap we've been given of the series future.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me i need to go jack it to that one devilhs comic again

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored of 2 and now I'm waiting on the end of IE beta + chorfs + a sale to buy 3
    I might not even play chorfs, I just think having the darklands without them is stupid and boring. Is it all just skaven, ogres, and greenskins as far as the eye can see?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      + imrik
      + ghorst

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What can they add to Kislev and Cathay to make them less bland?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kislev
      uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe some bear units and ice themed shit
      >Cathay
      Tiger men, Terracotta warriors, monkey king and monkey units.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe some bear units and ice themed shit
        This is cancer. Giving everyone a bear, having giant ice bears and making sleds ice magic powered was dumb as fuck and pushed the game into more a of an age of smegmar aesthetic than old fantasy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a joke because I can't think of shit to add to Kislev.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are going to do Age of Smegmar Total War next instead of TW3 DLCs AND THEN they'll do TW3 DLCs, because that's creative and gotta release a new TW game every year.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't 3 age of sigmar with the whole apocalypse and chaos wastes thing?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              3 is trying to be fantasy with the bits of age of sigmar that people didn't hate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't 3 age of sigmar with the whole apocalypse and chaos wastes thing?

                No, Sigmar takes place after the world exploded and all the winds of magic turned into weird norse mythology realms. Also Slaanesh got beat the fuck out and the Horned Rat took it's place as the 4th Chaos God.

                AOS launch was so rushed and trash that people are still parroting this kind of shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parroting what? That it takes place in the realms of the winds of magic and that the horned rat is a chaos god now? Do you even read the posts you reply to?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, Sigmar takes place after the world exploded and all the winds of magic turned into weird norse mythology realms. Also Slaanesh got beat the fuck out and the Horned Rat took it's place as the 4th Chaos God.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By now Slaanesh incarneted himself as his own children after 1 night stand with Morathi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the only plus of AoS are making worlds based off the winds of magic.

                His incompetence directly and frequently hinders the rest of his race a lot to where people just leave him alone because killing him might actually cause someone better to take the reigns. Watching him have a panic attack when he realized the single dwarf who didn't even know who he was and kept foiling his plans he didn't know where plans also survived into the new world was fun though. He's a fun character, but not the one I'd have picked to lead. Then again the GHR is basically just in it for the bantz and if his master rodent race takes over the surface that's just an extra bonus.

                [...]
                [...]
                They live and die as the ghr sees fit. Afterlife if it exists for them included.

                >His incompetence directly and frequently hinders the rest of his race a lot to where people just leave him alone because killing him might actually cause someone better to take the reigns.
                One Slann that had him at his mercy let him go because Thanquol alive would've done far more damage to the Skaven than just killing him off. Yes, he's that incompetent. Also probably pisses off Throt because every time the Grey Seer goes for some adventure he gets a new Boneripper due to having the last one killed off during the previous one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when the skaven invented the telephone and then used it to call the Eldar? I do.

                Nta, but I like rats mostly just because they're fun to kill and good for shitposts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >throt and ghoritch love each other in game
                >throt and ghoritch hate each other in lore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cathay: cultivators
      kislev: skaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can add Ungol Archers and Ancient Hags to Kislev's roster and maybe some units based on Kislev's non-bear gods

      As for Cathay I don't know Jade Lion Statues, monkey warriors, and warrior monks or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cao cao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kislev
      Remove Ice shit from many units, rework many models.
      Kataryn is alright, but I will always use a mod that gives her old look without ice crown
      Rework Kostaltyn, make him unable to recruit mages and any magic related units, instead fashion magic school to patriarchs, maybe give him Flagellants equivalent, make him have more faith.
      Give Boris an option to "come back to Kislev" instantly confederating both Ice Court and Orthodoxy when he walks to Kislev borders, instead of "giving his vote" for someone. Give a proper ungols vs gospodars dilemmas with Ungol lord that acts sort of like cossacks irl. Give Praag Vampire corruption and associated problems. Remove region capital bein only 4 ( actually 3 ) slots, it doesn't make sense with how Norsca has more slots ( actually do the same to ogres to an extend, where them capturing settlements won't make them 4 slots )
      >Cathay
      Miao is alright
      Give Miao Ying more variety to do with trade routes. In fact also move his capital to the Warpstone desert major settlement when he captures it since it supposed to be his capital, that way he won't waste 1 turn on every trade route. Maybe, and god sorry for suggesting it, give him Grom's cooking mechanic but design it after alchemy and potions. Maybe remove Great Wall mentions from him.
      As for DLCs it's no brainer with monkey king and Other Dragons.
      Also make Tzeench dilemmas, since Cathay is supposed to have many problems with Tzeench cults, not just some guys behind wall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Give Miao Ying
        Zhao Ming* I don't like china esque names

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can avoid using ching chong names by just calling him Dragon bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok I will call Miao "Slaanesh's Mods favourite" and Zhao "Warpstone Drugon"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's "Venerable Warpstone Drugon" to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kislev
        Look, most of your suggestions are fine and I suspect we'll actually see them implemented in future (or in a mod at least, if they weren't) but the real fucking problem with Kislev is more simple:
        THEY HATE HILARIOUSLY FEW UNITS.

        They have less than half of what most other factions have. It's insane how few units they have. It's incredibly boring to play them because there is exactly ONE army composition for each state of the game because they just don't have a roster sufficient to support an actual IE campaign.

        It's not just a problem of playing as them, either. I've been playing a lot of norsica recently and I started dreading fighting Kislev because their armies are SO FUCKING BORING. Every single battle is exactly the fucking same.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They have less than half of what most other factions have. It's insane how few units they have. It's incredibly boring to play them because there is exactly ONE army composition for each state of the game because they just don't have a roster sufficient to support an actual IE campaign.
          Are you actually implying 99% of normal players don't just doomstack with 1-2 unit compositions, regardless of faction?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't give a fuck how other people play, I care about what I do and what the A.I. does.
            What kind of fucking argument is that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the devs should specifically design the game around what I enjoy and nobody else!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you completely fucking retarded?
                Did you just defend the game not giving you varied enough rooster to facilitate diverse playstyles, and accuse me of being wrong for asking that the game gives the player more tools to do more interesting stuff?

                Really? What the fuck is wrong with you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with that other anon. Why would you give a shit about what others want? The only thing you should care about is whether the game caters to what you want.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're too dumb to understand why it's a bad idea to please fringe minorities then I don't know what to tell you friend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"But you have to understand, it's a business!"
                No, fuck off. If a game isn't what I want I will shit on it. I'm not holding a gun to the dev's heads, I'm not giving financial advice, I'm saying the game doesn't cater to me so I don't like it and I would be happier if it did cater to me. Fuck your corporate dick sucking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not trying to advocate the devs bending to my whims, I'm just being a whiny bitch!
                Okay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know where you are?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So what is the exact composition they have, anon, tell me, and how this composition is different to Cathay while we at it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >THEY HATE HILARIOUSLY FEW UNITS.
          They have a similar number of units as other factions on release the issue is that they all do the exact same thing and since your economy is still fucking shit the best option is the most economic one of spamming basic kossars until you get streltsi or warsleds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kislev is unfixable at this point, Cathay is close but they can somewhat salvage it still if they dropped the clean Disney look and introduced darker stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when everyone was theorizing that Cathay would be a hidden chaos faction due to the wild Tzeentch influence in their lore?

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will it get cracked? I want to play IE with 3.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to play warhammer if the gameplay looked like shogun 2, or Med 2 hell even Attila,
    but I don't know they went for some "blob against blob with hp bar go down" also go fucking damnit I hate every braindead ape retard that whined about matched combat this was probably the coolest things the newer total war had
    >"Muh formation"
    They could have done it simply by playing a short kill animation not the things we saw in Rome 2 on that i would I agree

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that skaven have a rat heaven/nirvana when they die or is that just grey seer propaganda?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skaven souls get scooped up by the hundreds by the horned rat/verminlords and devoured every second.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get into these games but I have no idea where to start.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Work on your art

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel as if Warhammer took some fun you could had with the "realism" (if you can call it that) of the older historical TW titles and just made it into generic gamey meta instead.

    As an example of what I mean: In old TW titles it was pretty clear that the elite unit wearing ornate armor was going to beat the shit out of peasants with pointy sticks. However, with superior planning, terrain usage and chokepoint holding maybe the peasants would even have a fair chance of winning - all intuitive tactics that even a non strategy game player would understand why they'd work.

    Warhammer, on the other hand, requires meta knowledge when playing on harder difficulties. How the fuck are you supposed to know if the green dinosaur beats the blue demon and if the nurgle shitlings are stronger than the goblins with pointy hats and so forth? You essentially have to look up stats and then research in more meta communities to see which stats actually stack up better than most (i.e. if anti-large counts for something, if, melee def is better than evasion, how does weapon damage compare with melee attack..)

    This diminishes the gameplay experience because I feel whatever successes you get in WH battles is just dependent on your knowledge of cheese meta rather than an intuitive understanding of battle strategies like historical TWs.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of working on total kino (Be it warhammer 3 or a historical title) we're getting THIS
    Fantasois lose
    Histofags seethe
    Sega kills CA after this fails.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After Warhammer saved the Total War series and did so fucking well it convinced GW to bring Fantasy back? no fucking way.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My brother turned me on to WH3 a few weeks ago.
    As a casual tabletop fan I rediscovered the old world lore and am really enjoying it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WH2 is a better game overall. WH3 is trash in comparison.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh ok?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to consider myself a lore-fag, but I for the life of me can't remember if Lizardmen have a dedicated afterlife or not.
    All races seem to, whether it's going to the chaos realms or whatever, even Skaven go the GRH (who lives in Nurgle's realm, he's there on the map).
    But Lizardmen? Slann are immortal and can even be brought back as relic priests, so I don't think they really care, but the average skink probably does. Contrary to popular belief, Lizardmen aren't "meat robots" they do have thoughts, feelings and personalities of their own they're just very different to ours because they're fucking lizard people. That aside, any other lorefags have an answer for this one? I'm expecting some extremely obscure WD reference from 1982 or something.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >medieval 3 will never happen due to Warhammer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HYENAS*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of working on total kino (Be it warhammer 3 or a historical title) we're getting THIS
      Fantasois lose
      Histofags seethe
      Sega kills CA after this fails.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are their shields bendy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to deflect lances

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When a lance hits your non bendy shield, it has a good chance to slide/splinter of to your head/neck or to the underside of your torso. The shield warping helps deflect it better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CA's next unannounced "tentpole feature" is confirmed to be historical. Which either means they're doing Spartan: Total Warrior 2, or the next mainline Total War is a history title.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only offer you reprieve with the medieval mod for Attila total war.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no reason as to why TKs can't confederate, sure make the split between the proper Nehekharans and the Nagash followers but lore wise they usually end up folding behind one or another when push comes to shove so ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Settra
      does not serve he RULES (should be able to confederate other TK factions)
      >Arkhan
      nobody likes him because he got blacked by brosh
      >Khatep
      didn't turn the TK into sigmarines (Ptra) so he's considered an exile and a fuckup
      >Khalida
      crazy snake lady

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Settra should 100% be able to confederate both Khatep and Khalida. I can also see Khalida and Khatep confederating under weird conditions since the former is fine as long as you get to shitstamp vampires and the latter is willing to do whatever so long as Settra senpai notices him. Arkhan is the only one that makes sense in not being able to confederate since literally as you said nobody likes him, by ptra

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    it's fun
    i suck at it

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Dragon Lady
    >Dragon man refuses to confederate
    JOIN ME YOU gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FATHER'S FAVORITE CHILD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give him some warpstone cocaine and he will.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Determine the IE faction I paly this time anons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roll for it.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What leaders in TWW3 are good at just buffing your army/units instead of being retard proof one man armies? I just did an Archaon campaign and 90% of my problems were solved by pointing the edgelord at the opposing army.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All LLs are some kind of one man armies or squishy but powerful casters, sometimes both. If you want that leader play regular lords, preferably casters, like dwarf runesmiths or Cathay Lord Magistrate for example. Especially Lord Magistrate Since they don't have much stuff that buffs their stats and are generally easy to kill. Otherwise all LLs can be killing machines. You can play pure mages if you want some kind of LLs. Like Fay Enchantress, I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LLs
      Not too many of these because of power creep and mount bloat. Notable ones are Fay Enchantress, Kemmler, Ghorst, Gelt, and Volkmar. Many LLs, like Eltharion or most vampires, pull double duty of being one man armies that are also good at buffing your army, so they're double retard proof. There's also a few lords that are good at debuffing enemies like Morathi
      >regular lords
      Caster lords with a buff-focused spell school are your best bet. Other than that there's the Runelord, Lord Magistrate. and the Arch Lector

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't too many, most LLs are meant to be strong.
      Off the top of my head Heinrich Kemmler maybe? He's all about spamming spells and having Kell do all the combat.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /twg/ is making fun of us again 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares what those cucks think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cap

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored and quit when I realized every single battle despite the gazillion races and units boiled down to "put your ranged units behind your melee and watch them kill everything".

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love bretonnia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Repantsu!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cursed by the fact that I love the Generic Bretonnia lord

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Grombrindal, turn 28, army mostly warriors and quarrellers, couple grudge throwers, a cannon, two irondrakes, and the copter
    >Malekith keeps sending stacks of fucking darkshards towards me
    >I can easily auto-resolve these battles and win, but if I try to fight them manually he totally annihilates me by focus firing my units down
    >this isn't a problem at all but I'm seething incredibly hard over the AI doing this cheesy shit

    Literally just throwing dwarves at 3 darkshards at a time trying to catch some of them and watching my poor little dwarves melt. Think I just have to get to longbeards and replace them. I've been stuck on two settlements the entire early game having to fight off Norsca, Malekith, and rats almost every turn. Whenever I get downtime it's just casualty replenishment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't chase darkshards you let warriors to tank damage while focusing them with your own quarrellers. Dawi vs DElves is matchup in DElves favour. Using autoresolve will always be less stressful, since it's always Dwarfs favoured. Also sell your copter, it's a money waste with how little it does and how much you need to control it so it isn't melted under enemy fire. The only really good thing about gyrocopters is they can chase out routing troops and abuse where AI is going. but dwarf players does not micromanage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't want to get rid of it because it's a neat unit to start with I'd never used before, but you're probably right. An extra quarreller or a grudge thrower would probably be way better value.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah darkshards are good at killing unshielded dwarves. try some blasting charge miners to get through their frontline faster.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question, are any of the Dwarf legendary lords more fun than the others?
    Going to be doing a 3 IE campaign with dwarfs but they all seem pretty "meh" gameplay wise. Just minor buffs and the like. Not sure if I'm missing something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more personal preference, although I would highlight Ungrim for making slayers much better with buffs and journey's end(don't lose models until 75% unit hp) as well as the more goal oriented Belegar. Granted 8 peaks mostly just kneecaps you until you take it but it's a great tool for having a more focused campaign and if you really want to you can just rush it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you really want to you can just rush it
        Funny how in all 3 K8P races, it's easier and vastly more effective to just blob like normal until your borders eventually reach K8P, by which point it's effectively a fancy paperweight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slayer King you just run him straight into the enemy and he solo ties up half their army while you use Quarrelers to delete them one by one.

        Nice, thanks for the input. I'll give Ungrim a try then since Slayers do seem fun (even if people say they're not great). I might give Belegar a try later once I have a better idea of how Dwarfs work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You start in the mountains getting raided nonstop by goblins orcs and vampires, so it's an annoying whackamole being so poor that you can't afford to upgrade your cities since you have to maintain multiple armies on the chokepoints.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slayer King you just run him straight into the enemy and he solo ties up half their army while you use Quarrelers to delete them one by one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All lords are kore or less the same, since they didn't have a DLC or a proper rework in awhile.
      Thorgrim is your vanilla lord that you play if you want to play as HIGH KING and RECLAIM KARAK ANKOR while STRIKING GRUDGES ( like all Empire players playing as Karl Franz ), he has a little bit more powerful Hammerers and a little bit more powerful full province edicts.
      Ungrim has a theme of slayers making them cheeper and buffing mostly them, there is 2 slayer units and no slayer heroes if not modded. Otherwise nothing else, but under him is the only way to make slayers good.
      Belegar is your pain campaign, since you get 50% more upkeep on your units until you capture specific settlement. He has the same theme as Skarsnik and Queek but Queek doesn't have downsides and goblins are the best Greenskin units anyway. He also has 4 funny zero upkeep ghost heroes that are busted early on at least, and has option to confederate with minor dwarf faction after first settlement battle. Too bad they made Karak-Eight-Peaks even worse of a province it was before.
      Grombrindal is the only lord that has somekind of mechanic that you get to choose one of 4 buffs for your army or campaign every 10-20 turns. Also he is arguably the strongest dwarf lord. In TWW3 he is your pick if you want Dwarf vs Elfs but you can forget about confederation with other legendary lords and vice versa you will never confederate with h while playing other lords, not modded anyway.
      Thorek is your runesmiths hero, something like magic lord in other factions, he has the most powerful faction since he is the only one with actual faction exclusive mechanic that makes everything permanently busted and has some sort of variety in goals. You have much more starting grudges and exclusive runesmithing tree where you craft global buffs/powerful items/faction skill/your own pet T-Rex, but you need to walk around all world to complete these grudges.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ungrim is the most fun by far, build an army of slayers, rangers, and gyrocopters and live the stunty speed dream

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to buy it last sale but it was too confusing to figure out what combination of game and dlc I should buy so I just put it off and got some other game instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      During a sale, buy 1+2, plus all lord pack DLC for both the games. Play mortal empires for 500 hours, and if you want more, buy the third game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy the base game on steam then find that rar of .dlls that unlocks all the DLC for free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do NOT listen to

      During a sale, buy 1+2, plus all lord pack DLC for both the games. Play mortal empires for 500 hours, and if you want more, buy the third game.

      Buy the base game during a sale and pirate the rest of the DLC via Cream API. Fuck CA.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Beautiful Conehead
    BBC

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more boring than Kurgath's campaign?

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which Lizardman lord is most fun to play? (Never tried them)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tiqtaq'to is good fun if you want to go full Lizardman air force.
        Battles are fun when you basically just do precision bombing runs on the enemy's infantry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which variety of lizard gameplay do you want

        >blessed saurus warriors kill everything
        nakai
        >big moron lizard kills everything
        gor-rok and kroq'gar
        >big lizard wizard kills everything
        mazdamundi
        >shit i actually have to play the game
        tiqtaqto and oxyotl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nakai for easy mode run around with your squad of giant gators just stomping everything. Oxyotl is fun if you like skink skirmishers, he plays much like Snikch. Surprisingly, Kroq'gar is pretty fun for an honest saurus line punching everything type of gameplay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kroq-Gar for maximum dinosaurs
        Mazda if you'r a masochist
        Gor-Rok is easy mode
        Tehenhauin if you like small lizards
        Tiktaq'to for aerial bombardements
        Nakai, reject civilisation, return to crocodile horde
        Oxyotl if you wanna play Lizard-X-COM

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nakai for easy mode run around with your squad of giant gators just stomping everything. Oxyotl is fun if you like skink skirmishers, he plays much like Snikch. Surprisingly, Kroq'gar is pretty fun for an honest saurus line punching everything type of gameplay.

          which variety of lizard gameplay do you want

          >blessed saurus warriors kill everything
          nakai
          >big moron lizard kills everything
          gor-rok and kroq'gar
          >big lizard wizard kills everything
          mazdamundi
          >shit i actually have to play the game
          tiqtaqto and oxyotl

          'ere we go ladz

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many armies do I need to build to win a campaign

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like 1 per province, but it varies with factions.
      Early game is just running around with 1 or 2 strong armies.
      Late game should just be pumping out as many armies as you can to keep the ball rolling.
      The economy funds the armies and the armies protect the economy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your race and what victory you're going for. My last Campaign was with Harkon and at the end I had 3 armies and 6 settlements because I was allied with Skrolk and Rakarth who kept the lizards off of my back so I could just sail around with Harkon and get Treasure or fight other Fleets. More standard Factions will probably have around 5 maxed out stacks by the end and if you're playing Skaven or Orkz you can bump that up to 10.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to like total war games but the lack of grids got me fucked up
    don't know where to go in the open world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >see bad guy
      >move toward bad guy
      wow that was hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming it's IE, do whatever you want.
      Or just try to get a short campaign victory for the buff.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried WH3 since it was on Gamepass. Never played a TW game before. Holy shit it was bad. Literally just make a line, wait for enemy to hit line, send things to attack the rear. Rinse and repeat. No actual strategy was needed beyond that. People have been enjoying this for how many years now?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh artists
    Attention whores, all of them

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Against my better judgement and after seeing so many posts about them earlier, I guess I'll bite the bullet and finally do Skaven. Qrd on them and who should I start with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contrary to everything you read about Skaven, their playstyle usually involves focusing on quality over quantity. A few specialized rats will do the killing while everything else is there to just run interference. Ikit especially embodies this quality over quantity playstyle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is pretty contrary to them. I'll go ahead and give him a go after work. Cheers!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play Ikit. Body block with skavenslaves and use weapon teams, artillery and magic to chew everything up. Also, rat nukes.

      I think the big thing to understand with them is that their infantry mostly exist just to hold ground, so you can never have too many skavenslave to tie up enemy units. They're cheap too, so don't be afraid to bring an extra army of just slaves along. Clanrats kinda suck and they're too expensive for not much benefit. Warpfire throwers and ratling guns melt infantry, jezzails take down larger threats like cav, characters, etc. Plagueclaw catapults are really good early game too.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Artist
    >Ego size of a planet
    >Massive whore
    Shocking

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weez gonna getcha weez gonna getcha

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