Do you think Slaanesh knows sex causes babies?

Do you think Slaanesh knows sex causes babies?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sex causes babies

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breeding fetish is a thing, so she/he/it likely knows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breeding is not a "fetish". It's the default. Every thing else is degeneracy. Sex is for babies.
      Yes, you can still excessively breed. I support that choice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no MY DEGENERACY IS NORMAL
        >God tells us to multiply!!!
        Yeah and slaanesh cults think their stuff is also normal as well and are just following gods command

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope harder.
          Sex = babies.
          Sorry you think sex is for fun. loser.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon do you know how many times even married couples have sex before having a single kid, the vast majority of heterosexual vaginval penetrative sex does not create babies, and then you have all the other kinds of sex that can't result in impregnantion

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, OH! So because people don't get pregnant the first time sex is for.... oh.... for... babies. Right. Sex is strictly for reproduction, anything else is cope.
              Sorry you're not very fertile anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What with everything going on, my wife forgot her pill on our wedding day. We got a lot of 'shotgun' snarks when resultant #1 son was born prematurely.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can absolutely twist the need and want of child birth into something sickening

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of people having sex are not doing so to breed. They go to extreme lengths to avoid doing so, including taking pills to poison their organs, slicing their organs, wrapping their organs in plastic, or outright murdering their child if they conceive. Breeding is absolutely a fetish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like someone justifying pedophilia.
          >>hurr hurr people like these things so...
          Sex is for babies. Only genuine morons think otherwise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >conflating non-reproductive sex with pedophilia
            Why are you like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like someone justifying pedophilia.
          >>hurr hurr people like these things so...
          Sex is for babies. Only genuine morons think otherwise.

          I'm not touching either of you two with a ten foot pole

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The majority of people having sex are not doing so to breed. They go to extreme lengths to avoid doing so, including taking pills to poison their organs, slicing their organs, wrapping their organs in plastic, or outright murdering their child if they conceive.
          why are they doing all these things, though?
          could it be because sex makes babies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >could it be because sex makes babies
            eventually yes depending the time of the month
            though nobody said sex couldn't make babies, they said people had sex for reason that aren't making babies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. I'm gay and even I know that sex only exists to make babies.
        If you've ever watched porn when you're not horny, you'd realized how ridiculous sex is as a recreational activity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's like saying heterosexuality is not a sexuality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think a breeding fetish is the default you don't know what a breeding fetish is.
        You probably don't know what a fetish is to begin with. Pro tip: It's by definition out of the norm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, you've clearly never seen hyperinflation/hyperpreg artwork. Breeding is definitely a fetish.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you implying Slaanesh doesn't count on that so if can go full Serbian Film whenever it wants to?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's Tzeentch wheelhouse

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khorne is the only chaos god against babies. because everyone should be killing all the time. Khorne might allow murder babies though. kill someone and a baby pops out, which will then try to kill you. Until everything is just baby barbarism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khorne will be okay with one of his champions on post murder orgy in some village to let off some steam and make a rape baby from a village women. The rape baby then grows up to go on a bloody quest for revenge to kill his own father that was an invading warlord that raped his mother. He understands and accepts less blood in the short term for more blood long term

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khorne demands sustainable blood farms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why let the bloodline of one of your champions go to waste when its strength can be passed down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean there is a comic in Fantasy about a chaos warrior tasked by the gods to kill the current chaos lord then lead a campaign of destruction across the lands going from the east to the west and that his destiny would be revealed when he got to most western point. And then he got there and a chaos warrior tasked by the gods to kill the current chaos lord then lead a campaign of destruction across the lands going from the west to the east.

          so yeah thats probably exactly what happens.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds oddly familiar to a comic I once read. Had very little dialogue. It was a chaos warrior being born from the dirt, killing a lord, leading his warband only for him to witness his own birth and die by his own hands. I think that's what happened. I don't remember what the name of it was.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds oddly familiar to a comic I once read. Had very little dialogue. It was a chaos warrior being born from the dirt, killing a lord, leading his warband only for him to witness his own birth and die by his own hands. I think that's what happened. I don't remember what the name of it was.

            Warhammer Monthly Issue #9 Cycles of Chaos.
            Should be able to find it if you poke around.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's it! I'll be sure to save it. I quite like this idea of Khorne instigating cycles of violence.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              readcomiconline. liComic/Warhammer-Monthly/Issue-9?id=104138#16

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tzeentch is a confirmed Virginia so they defacto hate children

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Khorne is the only chaos god against babies.
      There's a comic where adult champions of Khorne simply pop out of the ground fully formed, so I believe this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More babies means more blood and skulls. Khorne is pro-baby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she/he/it/they was aware of it after the orgasm of pushing a litter of things out of a clitoris that looks like a UB-32 rocket pod.

      >kill someone and a baby pops out, which will then try to kill you.
      Isn't that basically the Ork breeding cycle? The spores might not become more Orks right away, but eventually the "orkyformation" of the planet will spawn them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Babies being born is nothing but blood. I am sure Khorne loves a woman in the bloody throws of child birth fighting for her life, in her highest purpose. Some women even get cut open with blades if the baby can't come out so think of all that flowing blood. And nothing beats the rage of a hormonal mother or an angry sleepy toddler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khorne will be okay with one of his champions on post murder orgy in some village to let off some steam and make a rape baby from a village women. The rape baby then grows up to go on a bloody quest for revenge to kill his own father that was an invading warlord that raped his mother. He understands and accepts less blood in the short term for more blood long term

      >Khorne is the only chaos god against babies.
      There's a comic where adult champions of Khorne simply pop out of the ground fully formed, so I believe this.

      More babies means more blood and skulls. Khorne is pro-baby.

      Babies being born is nothing but blood. I am sure Khorne loves a woman in the bloody throws of child birth fighting for her life, in her highest purpose. Some women even get cut open with blades if the baby can't come out so think of all that flowing blood. And nothing beats the rage of a hormonal mother or an angry sleepy toddler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "What even is to be male or female? I am a chaos god, I am above the mortal concept of "gender". I can manifest as any species with any characteristics I wish.

        But yes, my primary avatar is that of a female body."
        Interesting...

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sex causes babies
    Source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. What did you THINK a Keeper of Secrets was keeping hush-hush?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically speaking only a specific minorty of sex actually causes babies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unwrapped PIV is a minority of sex
      maybe in your polycule, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No moron, only a minority of even no-contraception, creampie PIV sex results in pregnancy. There's a thing called the menstrual cycle that you should learn about.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she did not until you asked her

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming WH40k/WHF, Slaanesh as a power encapsulates a full fourth of the Realms of Chaos, and thus the concepts that take shape within. It is fair to say that not only does Slaanesh know that sex causes babies, but he does in fact consist of the very idea that sex causes babies, along with everything else within his gestalt.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need a Slaanesh Disney princess "I Want" song

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the only Chaos god with actual children

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's the only Chaos god with actual children
      Ahem the Grandfather would disagree

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a title

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slaanesh absolutely knows sex causes babies. Do you think Commorragh imports their veal from Holy Terra? Anything for a new feeling.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think Slaanesh knows sex causes babies?
    Of course, HOW ELSE DO YOU GET MILFS?!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the one on the left

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Where else are they supposed to get fresh baby skin for their outfits?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, ask /40kg/, /hhg/, /ktg/, /wfg/, /grog/, /aosg/, or /gwsg/

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks babies are a disease by Nurgal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nurgal
      Kill all tertiaries

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a handy chart to explain.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silly anon, babies are made via cloning.

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