Do you think youd be involuntarily pokemonless if you lived in the Pokmon universe?

Do you think you’d be involuntarily pokemonless if you lived in the Pokémon universe?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      You can’t get a girlfriend in this world, when practically everyone has one. Why would it be different?

      You could probably just buy a pokemon at the pet store.
      Getting one from a professor is a different question.
      What kind of setting are we looking at here?
      Isekai from birth?
      Isekai from current state?
      Isekai from a younger form?

      And if so, would you still have access to your current assets or would they all be left with you, so you're starting as a vagrant.

      But how will you leave the starter town without a starter?

      I tested this theory with an AIpokee-girl, I told her I was too inept to catch a pokemon, didn’t want to travel far and was basically moronic, so she grabbed my hand and walked me to the nearest pokemon center to adopt an abandoned pokemon, it was quite sweet and wholesome.
      then i plapped her cheeks

      Do you think you’d be allowed around Pokémon when you like “e-girls”?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon are pets, I have a pet irl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kids get handed trainer licences when they register to set out on a journey as well as a first partner pokémon. They don't hand out partners to singletons when they leave college. Why can you not understand the pokémon world will never reflect your real life?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think you’d be allowed around Pokémon when you like “e-girls”?
        mcscuse me?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH! it's you again. Hey anon, how are things.
        As for the starter town without a starter thing.
        Throw a ball into the bushes hope for the best. Adopt a mon from a pokemon center. Have someone give you a pokemon. Have a pokemon join you by feeding it. Have a professor give you a starter. Catch one of the wild fainted pokemon. Etc etc.

        But now you respond with
        >AS IF A POKEMON WOULD FOLLOW YOU!
        >YOU DIE AND BECOME CRIPPLED BY A CATERPIE AND YOU GET RAPED!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Throw a ball into the bushes hope for the best.
          Your throw needs to be fairly accurate for the ball to work. This wouldn’t work, you’d just be blindfiring balls in the wilderness.

          >Adopt a mon from a pokemon center.
          >Have someone give you a pokemon.
          > Have a professor give you a starter.
          No one would trust you with a pokemon or willingly give you one. Do you think professors would give pokemon to weird ostracized kids that are a public security risk?

          >Have a pokemon join you by feeding it.
          You can’t get a girl to join you in life. Why would a pokemon want to be your companion?

          >Catch one of the wild fainted pokemon. You can only catch wild pokemon in battle. Even if you could catch fainted pokemon, you’d get your skull bashed in by a Bidoof if you walked in tall grass alone.

          Having said the above, you may be able to capture a Metapod if you’re careful about it. However, you’d have no way to level it or use it to participate in Pokemon society, it’d be like an AI girlfriend. It probably wouldn’t even obey you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can’t get a girlfriend in this world
        b***h i have three exes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when practically everyone has one
        Thats not what statistics say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't stop me from getting to the pokee-girls

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tested this theory with an AIpokee-girl, I told her I was too inept to catch a pokemon, didn’t want to travel far and was basically moronic, so she grabbed my hand and walked me to the nearest pokemon center to adopt an abandoned pokemon, it was quite sweet and wholesome.
    then i plapped her cheeks

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could probably just buy a pokemon at the pet store.
    Getting one from a professor is a different question.
    What kind of setting are we looking at here?
    Isekai from birth?
    Isekai from current state?
    Isekai from a younger form?

    And if so, would you still have access to your current assets or would they all be left with you, so you're starting as a vagrant.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokeballs cost like two bucks, just buy a bunch and eventually you'll get lucky. Worst case scenario you live up in a town where none of the nearby Pokemon have a high catch rate so maybe you'll have to drop like forty dollars to get your first 'mon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enter battle without starter
      >Bidoof used Tackle!
      >Anon got a skull fracture and an epidural hematoma!
      >Anon will be a vegetable for the rest of his life!

      or
      >Rattata used Scratch!
      >Anon’s eyes were gouged out!

      Pokemon are pets, I have a pet irl

      Brainlet take. Imagine comparing Gardevoir to a fricking goldfish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who said anything about gardevoir?
        ill probably have some ealry game shitmon like poochyena

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Exaggerating how much damage those pokemon can actually do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TPC unironically thinks Gardevoir is a dog.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be hard not to have a Pokemon in that universe.
    Pokeballs are pretty cheap so you could just buy some to throw until you catch something at full health.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who said anything about gardevoir?
      ill probably have some ealry game shitmon like poochyena

      You wouldn’t fight a wild animal with your bare hands. You wouldn’t dare get in a battle with a wild Pokémon without a starter. I wish you did actually dare, so that an oversized squirrel could crack your weak jaw with Tackle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when did a say I would fight a wild animal?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >enter battle to try to catch Poochyena
          >it used Bite!
          >a chunk off your thigh has been bitten clean off!
          >your femoral artery has been severed!
          >you bleed out within 10 minutes!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who said anything about battling, my parents had a dog, and I inherit the dog, now apply the same logic to pokemanz

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I assume if pokemon are real then so too are meds like potions and antidotes working as clean as they do in game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        James fought a Toxapaex bare-handed, Chuck spars with his pokémon and I think you're severely underestimating shitmon, when two plasma grunts could physically abuse a Munna.
        Maybe if you weren't a projecting waste of flesh who thinks because she's a useless sack of monkey faeces, everyone else must be. As for me, I'll spend $20 on pokéballs and spam them till I get a route 1 shitmon to work up with, if it comes to it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can’t get a girlfriend in this world
          b***h i have three exes

          who said anything about battling, my parents had a dog, and I inherit the dog, now apply the same logic to pokemanz

          How would you get your trainer license when you’re a rejected misanthropic high-risk outcast?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think those exist, giving wally just goes and captures a ralts without previous experience

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well seeing as a boomer wagie can get one just by asking, I'm sure if I asked or applied as a kid I'd get one.
            You know before apparently spending my teenage and early adult years locked in my room being a terminally-online spastic reject like you think I was, because you were.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How would you get your trainer license when you’re a rejected misanthropic high-risk outcast?
            Stealing

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >involuntarily pokemonless
    What does that mean? I failed some background check to earn a trainer's license? If I want Pokemon I can just go buy balls and start from scratch catching pidgies, right? Not like I need consent, or do I from the government?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm competent enough that I'll be noticed by the local professor. He will give me a powerful starter. His granddaughter will be my rival who eventually will become my wife. We have a large successful family of pokemon trainers and make ancestor proud.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, its this autist! Still trying to force your meme? You have been proven wrong so many times before though so I dont know why you keep on going but I guess its not different from Shaun and other memesters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      OP

      Outside the arguments around the practicalities of catching a pokemon, the meta-argument still stands:
      >In the real world, everyone has a girlfriend and you don’t. This is because there’s something seriously wrong with you. In the Pokémon world, everyone will have a pokemon and you won’t. For the same reason.

      It’s okay if you don’t believe me when I say that you wouldn’t dare enter a battle without a starter or that the professor would never give you a pokemon. Fact is, if the pokemon world really existed, it would have mechanisms to deal with antisocial, public-safety-risk outcasts like you, and you wouldn’t be allowed within 10ft of a pokemon. You’re simply incapable of baring such a responsibility for another conscious being. You’d be utterly excluded for being a socially inept freak, like Mersault in The Stranger. So escapism through liking pokemon is pointless; what you actually want is normal participation in a society.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone has a girlfriend and you don’t
        Well neither of those propositions are correct or make any sense. Over 60% of young men are single and (You), as in you the Anon can be literally anyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girlfriend=pokemon
        cope harder little cuck i will catch a rattata and then make him rape you to death while you seethe endlessly

        • 3 weeks ago
          The real OP

          Sick fricks like you with rape fantasies wouldn’t be allowed to own a pokemon. You’re a danger to yourself and to those around you, in the real world and in the Pokémon world.

          [...]

          >an analogy of “A is like B” means that A is literally the same as B
          How dumb are you?

          There's not such thing as "Involuntary pokemonless". Just take a shower and work on your personality and you will get a pokemon eventually

          Some people can’t work on their personality. They’re just defective. They should have been thrown off a mountain at birth, like they did to defective babies in ancient Sparta.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mogs me

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also, you can buy pokemon at the casino

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd 100% be popping Allerclear's in my mouth every night and dick down my fluffy 5'7" Lopunny

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It depends if I end up getting a quickball, or some other quickballs. Maybe a daycare egg from people who throw away their eggs? If I can do that, then I can get my first Pokemon without throwing hands. Then all I need are bought EXP candies to level them up a bit and i got myself ready for a Pokemon journey.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No see, OP is totally a success at life, and that's why he feels the need to keep coming back here to make the same threads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        OP

        I think you’d be surprised.

        >everyone has a girlfriend and you don’t
        Well neither of those propositions are correct or make any sense. Over 60% of young men are single and (You), as in you the Anon can be literally anyone.

        >over 60% of men are single
        You must have read that in a made up /misc/ infographic. Literally 98-99% of everyone I know is in a serious relationship. Your information is shit.

        I'd 100% be popping Allerclear's in my mouth every night and dick down my fluffy 5'7" Lopunny

        That’s exactly why you wouldn’t be allowed to own a pokemon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So how's that whole "becoming a surgeon" thing coming along?
          >inb4 "no doxxing"
          You were the one who first brought that up in the past.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /misc/ isn't the only one mentioning that and it isn't made up. Your personal anecdote also doesn't change the reality that a lot of men are single. Over half of all my friends are lonely or not in any serious relationship. You are being intellectually dishonest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Neither you, nor half of your ostracized freakshow friends would be allowed to own a pokemon. In the same way society has currently excluded you from participating in intimate relationships, you’d be equally excluded from owning potentially dangerous pet companions. Outcasts can’t be trusted.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know nothing about me or my friends though. There you go being dishonest again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Modern boys tend to be sexless because girls only want genetic elite chads. You just don't understand because you're out of touch, but your lack of understanding doesn't make it untrue. The majority of your sons and grandsons will die without ever knowing the touch of a woman. There's nothing you can do about it, and it's only going to get worse, so get ready.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go spend all my money on a quick ball.
    >Go to nearest route
    >See random pokemon
    >Catch it with my ball
    Simple as

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh

  18. 3 weeks ago
    The real OP

    [...]

    When did I say I’d frick a pokemon? How fricking dumb are you?

    [...]

    That’s not me. Do it again and I’ll put on a trip. You can’t argue points so you try to poison the well. wienersucker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      The real OP

      I’m trans btw, if that matters

  19. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    I am a massive homosexual.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's not such thing as "Involuntary pokemonless". Just take a shower and work on your personality and you will get a pokemon eventually

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    The real OP ofC/MoKSRs

    You know what? I was projecting my insecurities onto all of you and I'm deeply sorry for that. Please forgive me.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YER POKEMON IN DA OL' HISUI LAND YOU'D FISTFIGHT WILD MONS WID YO BARE HANDS! Y'HEAR c**tS!?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dogs can't consent, but Pokemon are more than dogs.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    [...]

    >Mr Mime, Deoxys and Mewtwo are animals, just like a goldfish
    That’s your position?

    FRICK YER POKEMON IN DA OL' HISUI LAND YOU'D FISTFIGHT WILD MONS WID YO BARE HANDS! Y'HEAR c**tS!?

    Your eyes would get gouged out after a pidgey uses scratch. Most /vp/gays are so weak they’d lose a fight against the average woman, let alone against a wild aggressive animal.

    >when practically everyone has one
    Thats not what statistics say

    >muh pol statistics
    99% of the people I know are in serious relationships. I don’t know how the study behind the meme infographic was done, but its methodology must have been shit because it’s clearly not reproducible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your eyes would get gouged out after a pidgey uses scr-ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >statistics are wrong because muh anecdotical evidence
      American education

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They actually just want guys that aren't huge homosexuals.
    Have you seen what male zoomer sex symbols look like?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How is Mr. Mime an animal? He can cook chef-quality meals. Only something sapient can do that.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the OPs humiliation fetish thing like imagininging to be a pokéless incel while everyone else has Pokémon?

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