Do you yield?

Do you yield?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You foolish weakling! I'll tear you apart with my bare hands!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I BEHELD SATAN, AS HE FELL FROM HEAVEN
      >LIKE
      >LIIIIGHTNIIIING!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip king
        would pay so much money to see him reprise in a remake that was sold straight

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    せんだろ

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shot him in the side, yes he yields!
    I'm satisfied!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HERE COMES THE GENERAL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo we gotta clear the field
      Go we won
      Heres comes the general
      This should be fun XP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GUNS

      AND

      SHIPS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE ARE OUTGUNNED
      >WHAT
      OUTMANNED
      >WHAT
      OUT-GOOMBA'D OUTPLANNED
      >BOB-BOB-BOB-BOB-BOMB

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedy gold for toddlers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder this same thread got +500 replies yesterday

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like these kinds of threads haven't been a staple for years?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO dont you do it ,dont you DARE do it , not the penguirino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do nut

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mushroom Kingdom, here I cum

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    badass penguin king

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make him so fuckable?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yield? Me?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cast him.

        AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE WARIO-SAMA
        I KNEEL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        (RAUGHS)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Don't kill vegeta!"
        >Kills vegeta.

        Based. Though not quite as based as the author of Chainsaw Man asking his EDITOR which of two characters he should kill off and then killing the one he said to spare.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he killed literally everyone except Kobeni.
          He even killed Kobeni's car.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls basically write about themselves
        >Boys are relatively direct
        Most important part of this infograph tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only if you suffer from 4chan brain rot. the rest of the world already knows this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep forgetting how based Toriyama was in the 80s/90s, he never stopped dabbing on women.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OW MY SNOWBALLS

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got some money for me boy? I’ve seen your name in our ledger.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i do not
    such a lame and braindead response

    it didnt even need to be clever, just could have said "uh... no???" and that would have been something at least

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually wanting OW MY FIREBALLS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what would a funnier response have been?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Nah" *blasts them off*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would go with:
        >Bowser: 'here's my answer...'

        *BLASTS THE CASTLE*

        >Bowser: 'now... do YOU yield?'

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mrw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine actually being a Nintendo fan holy shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the absolute sincerity in this post cracked me up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what would a funnier response have been?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so long gay penguin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bowser giving him a look of "really gay?" and burning his place down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The latam dub says "ternuritas" which can be roughly translated to "cute"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It cuts to Bowser dropping him off a cliff.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then it cuts back to him standing in front of the castle burning it? Funny hahajoke anon, very clever video game reference, that wouldn't be janky and obtrusive at all

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, without the knowledge of it being a video game reference, Bowser throwing the penguins off a cliff would likely be seen as excessively dark and edgy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Do you sneed?"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean.... I would

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            moar shorstack penguin bois

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >humanoid penis
          No.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          god fucking damnit

          post more please

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh sneed?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Bowser twerks at king penguin*
        King penguin: "Awwwkkwaaaard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Do you yield?"
        >Bowser suddenly standing behind him
        >long pause
        >"...He's standing behind me, isn't he?"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cuts to Kamek
          >"Erm... awkward."
          >THIS SUMMER

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bowser keeps his unamused face from the snowball attack and just snaps his fingers. Continue as normal with Kamek and blasting the castle gates.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I yield!
        >...
        >NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that would have been terrible idea.
          Even Mega Man 3's death noise when one of the robots Derezzes (like inside videogames, like in Tron 80s movie) would have been funnier than your Skyrim choice. And only by faking it or something like Bowser pretending he got deathed by snowballs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser shouldn't have even dignified the penguins with a response. The king is clearly retarded if he's expecting a surrender after seeing how ineffective their assault was

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's a defiant response to a joke situation, there isn't a response beyond ignoring it that wouldn't sound lame as shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I do not" works for helping to establish Bowser as a credible threat in the film. Having him make a snarky joke would have hurt that.
      Marvel films have poisoned your mind, anon. Not every scene needs a fucking quip.

      i would go with:
      >Bowser: 'here's my answer...'

      *BLASTS THE CASTLE*

      >Bowser: 'now... do YOU yield?'

      This is fucking awful anon, fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >helping to establish Bowser as a credible threat in the film
        Ah, is that what the big flaming turtle creature and his entire army is supposed to be? I couldn't tell. Adding a touch of humor surely would have jeopardized this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off Joss Whedon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes it strong is that he punctuates his defiance by promptly melting the castle to the ground in front of the king's face with no chance of resistance.
      There are many things he COULD have said but the only ones that would have worked would have been in the same vein as what we got or an evil smirk followed by "...Nay." or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just could have said "uh... no???"
      Theres a reason no one has you writing anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      could have said “uh… meow?”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"uh... Meow"
        >Materialize that cat fursuit
        >"rawr :3"
        >proceeds to yiff all the penguins to dead
        Actually effective for making you hate Bowser ngl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would go with:
      >Bowser: 'here's my answer...'

      *BLASTS THE CASTLE*

      >Bowser: 'now... do YOU yield?'

      that's so shit that i laughed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel fans should be banned from writing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kicking around the idea of making a game about hell
        >One of the plot points I wish to make is that demons love to hear themselves talk,
        >every pre-battle scene against a Boss will have them busting out a long speech about how screwed you are
        >Main character is an asshole with a demon killing gun
        >during the entirety of the speech there will be a "shut up" button prompt in the corner
        >Pushing it prompts MC to shoot the boss, doing 5% free crit damage and instantly starts the fight
        >Penultimate boss will parry it back at you if you try it, knocking back at you for 10% unless you parry it yourself and send it back for 20%

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds fun, anon. Hope you can pull it off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"shut up" button prompt
          FUCK man i swear a game did this before but i genuinely can't remember

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bionic commando reboot game

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You stole this from Asura's Wrath

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uh.... I'm a tortoise not a dog

      Hire me Nintendo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just could have said "uh... no???" and that would have been something at least
      Finish high school, for the love of god. None of the GED shit. Actual, physical high school classrooms with university-educated instructors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the response was great. He was talked addressed by a regent as a king, and he responded in the exact same way albeit with a mocking tone. This bowser at least seems more than just a joke.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe and söy. I have a feeling this movie could've actually been good if they didn't try to pander to redditmorons and dated irony.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    O, you who floats in the currents. You must yield. Abandon all you are.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Backyardigans remake looks great

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did JB do mocap for this movie? I swear he has this exact same expression

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cheap, so probably.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cheap, so probably.

        Pretty much all major voice acting for these movies involves motion capture these days
        It's also why Bowser and Mario both look like they have like 10% of their VAs face in them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try, this clearly isn't Bowser, it is actually Bowackblack.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But toad doesn’t look like Keegan Michael Key

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are both bald

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this thing for the first time in my language's dub and yet I could recognize Jack Black's face. What the fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can they get away with making him look so fuckable?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who took his eye?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PUNISHED TORTOISE
      >A Koopa denied of his shell... that is why is he using his brothers shell instead... yes, he did that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What makes me a good Koopa Troopa? If I were a bad Troopa, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyerio

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the penguins put a pebble in a snowball, those birds are ruthless and Bowser dealt with them adequatelly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody. When the one koopa gets hit by the catapult this guy lifts up his eyepatch to look at him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one, he uses a telescope, that's why he uses a patch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PUNISHED TORTOISE
      >A Koopa denied of his shell... that is why is he using his brothers shell instead... yes, he did that.

      STANDING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Intelligen't Shitsyms dilating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one, its just a cold patch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually on the naval forces and was accidentally called up to terrestrial forces. That's why he has an eyepatch, he needs it when fighting in the dark.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah Hill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny Trejo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Douglas, Edward Norton or Christian Bale

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically John Goodman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Al Pacino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny DeVito

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KStew

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert DeNiro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seth MacFarlane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DeVito, DeVito, DeVito

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Pratt with a stuffy nose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick Stewart

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bryan Cranston

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if Waluigi is Aaron Paul

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not Jim Carrey

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's retired.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, he already confirmed that Dr. Robotnik is his final role.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Waluigi? Waluigi?! Where's the cocainer, Waluigi?!?"
          >"It's stuck up your nose, Mr. Wario."
          >*[Wario panics and faints]*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oscar Isaac

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert Gottfried

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should we tell him?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The jerk already knows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norm MacDonald

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bob Saget

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would've made a great K. Rool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony Hopkins or Dustin Hoffman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan Gosling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tyler Perry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      William H. Macy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stephen Root

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese or Ricky Gervias

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny DeVito

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dean Norris

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's too easy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not bad
        2024?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Campbell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Danny DeVito Wario and Steve Buscemi Waluigi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Danny devito as everything
        Hahahahe I love le funny ugly gremlin reddit man!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Clooney

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Sandler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert Gottfried

      Charles Bronson
      James Gandolfini

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samoa Joe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it's him.
      Fuck off with the "I wanna be Mario" hat thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Bible says to shave if you see the gay reaper of death. So I made him clean shaven for you.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard rumors that my girl Zelda is going to make a cameo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just fucking know if this is successful we're getting a Smash cinematic universe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we already had that, it was called subspace emissary

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinematic universe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it, but we might get a Mario cinematic universe (so solo films for Luigi, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Wario).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just fucking know if this is successful we're getting a Smash cinematic universe.

      And sooner or later, Sony WILL make the Metal Gear Solid movie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its already on pre-production

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still though, have it be part of that universe.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would your reaction be if we get a live action of chris dressed as mario in the real world?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't really been following any of the reveals for this. Does it look like it's going to be certified kino?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, none of the memes people were expecting because ILLUMINATION, werent there, because obviously nintendo wasnt gonna let them,

      if i were to grade the movie with what we have so far, i would go with 'mostly innofensive', the mostly comes because Chris Pratt is justr Chris Pratt. not even making an attempt. and that monologue pre-trailer didnt help at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely it will be. The people trying to meme about it being a Minions movie forgot that Nintendo has the most ruthless QA control over their IP of any major corporation on the planet and weren't going to let it be anything else.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo has the most ruthless QA control over their IP of any major corporation on the planet and weren't going to let it be anything else
        But that's precisely why it's going to be shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they should just let Hollywood """"talent"""" run free with the franchise
          Lmao. No that's how we get Sonic as generic uninspired capeshit with an expanded universe pumping out a movie every year. Nintendo having any standards at all is better than Hollywood just shitting out safe, generic flicks designed to reap from the average American consoomer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >safe, generic flicks
            >he thinks this won't apply to the Mario movie because it has pretty visuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo's quality control is the reason all their games look like the exact same, homogeneous shit now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will now proceed to list you great modern nintendo games that you will either reply with "doesn't count" or "that game's shit"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then allow me to preempt you in advance, all your examples look like the same homogeneous shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aha, so you chose the "doesn't count" option, a classic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo is one of the best active developers.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew you'd go to Mario Odyssey first, by the way it looks like a homogeneous bland turd. Mario Odyssey looks like it was made by Chinese people for mobile devices. Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard. Or how about Breath of the Wild which also looks and feels like a mobile game.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard.
              Please explain how Forgotten Land looks anything like Odyssey. Or how Splatoon looks like either of them. I need a laugh.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mario Odyssey looks like it was made by Chinese people for mobile devices. Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard.
              odyssey and kirby were literally made at different fucking studios entirely

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon are you okay?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >by the way it looks like a homogeneous bland turd
              If this was any of the portable NSMB games I'd understand but Odyssey deviates so much from the formula with every world feeling like no mario wold seen before, it unironically gets to the uncanny territory.
              Giga moron hyper realistic dragon sure is just homogeneous bland NSMB stuff, innit fag?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Or how about Breath of the Wild which also looks and feels like a mobile game
              Isn't that because mobile games copied it a lot?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mario odyssey looks fantastic stylistically.
            but there's never any level design that necessitates this kind of movement. there's no point in doing it in this race because you can still wipe the floor with them by taking easy shortcut routs or none at all.

            if only the moons were based around actual gameplay like this and not mundane tasks and stupid gimmicks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never really thought about it before, but it's a bit surreal that Nintendo is even allowing this to be made in the first place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like mario games, it'll be a great movie.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they could've easily been goofy Minions knockoffs but the deadpan tone made them 100x funnier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That evil chuckle he does as he sends his soldiers in, thinking he has this in the bag.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we get much higher
    so high

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the shitty Illumination humour

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was no illumination humor in the trailer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bit with the penguins throwing snowballs was 100% Illumination humor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, only that one particular moment, but everything else aside from just that said moment surprisingly feels non-Illumination. Well, at least so far.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Miyamoto flipped over many tables to “correct” the staff. I’m pretty sure the studio head’s message was filmed while Miyamoto had a gun on him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              NEXT TIME IT WIRRU BE WAKAZASHI

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              NEXT TIME IT WIRRU BE WAKAZASHI

              This doesn't actually surprise me at the slightest.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im glad he found a job after that whole sandwitch fiasco

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think the shot of Bowser approaching the star had too much forced animation?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced animation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck is forced animation? have a nice day.

        >Met with actual animation terminology
        >get scared, don't know how to respond
        >"k-k-kill y-yourself!"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Met with actual animation terminology
          I looked it up and all I'm seeing are anime blogs and shitposts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So I backed up from my previous statement and took another look, saw pic related and now I feel like a retard.
            People be seriously calling it bad when animators flex because we are so used to shitty minimal movement. We live in a clown world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is forced animation? have a nice day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forced animation isn't that much of a thing for something like Ilumination, because despite the turds they make, they are still an excellent animation studio, so the quality of their animation is pretty consistent.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you too young to be a king?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope a penguin gets threatened with being dropped off a cliff.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE
    I YIELD
    I YIE-
    NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHOULD OF

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is being directed by the two guys who made Teen Titans Go.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of those guys made Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Cry about Pratt's boring voice, it's the only apparent flaw with the film so far and you'll get a lot more mileage out of it.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yield this ass fool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Saving in jpeg, aren't we Luigi?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a fuck.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, Nintendo may have gone too far here..

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, why did they not use the Bobble Bubble dragons, and why are they trying to say that their hands and feet are gay pink? The green one's hands were always kind of orange, but you could just say that their hands were always red.
    They should have used them. They were manly baby dragons who were good.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I YIELD
    I YIELD
    NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penguins are gay.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it just the one power star he's been after or is he collecting a bunch of them?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > It’s the long awaited day.
    > You get your ticket.
    > Sit your ass in the dark theatre.
    > Ooh and Ahh at the preview.
    > Then you see it.
    > “The Super Mario Brothers Movie“
    > “Part 1“

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there's a midnight showing. I don't want my Mario kino ruined by literal toddlers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go during school hours on a weekday so there are no children and the theatre will have less people.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like it or not, both Rabbids AND Minions will be canon in the Mario universe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK
    THIS
    MOVIE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I never saw penguins! (from Super Mario 64)
      >I am a long time fan because I played Super Mario when it came out but never again because I moved on to playstation at age of 9! But I'm still a fan!
      We get it, you want to remain in denial like that people are this macho male that has never been gay ever because it would ruin you as a youtuber.
      I think you might be trying too hard, like Jack Black is trying too hard to be a fire breathing dragon.
      Still, I think what you're trying to say is that you wish they'd make a movie not only for N64 gen, but for All Gen Mario gamers that is fun for Men and Boys both. And if anybody is getting persecuted, then it should be women.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PENGUINO TURN THE TV ON BOWSER BURNED DOWN THE TOWERS BULLET BILL HIT THE PENTAGON. THEY HIT THE PENTAGON. Any channel..............

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just can't keep getting away with it.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you see this movie in theaters if as a gift they gave you a well made warp pipe popcorn bucket that was reusable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll only see it with a business suit on

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about ready to have a stroke because I've seen this same thread in the catalog for the past 2 days and it's fucking with me

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty interesting.
      The airship sounds nailed it.
      The Level OST nails it when Mario looks around, far better than Disney Pixar new age feelgood scene they have instead.
      But the talking parts is bad. Some of the noises aren't even memorable.
      The ones that ARE memorable plays on nostalgia power factor, gripping ones.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    i yield my cock into your hole

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will this movie showcase good values?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the job done bro. Stay focused.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is this blue guy? only blue guy I know is from fortnite.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if charles martinet can sell millions of vidya he can sell millions of movie tickets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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