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Do you yield?
You foolish weakling! I'll tear you apart with my bare hands!!
>I BEHELD SATAN, AS HE FELL FROM HEAVEN
would pay so much money to see him reprise in a remake that was sold straight
You shot him in the side, yes he yields!
HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Yo we gotta clear the field
Go we won
Heres comes the general
This should be fun XP
WE ARE OUTGUNNED
Comedy gold for toddlers
No wonder this same thread got +500 replies yesterday
Like these kinds of threads haven't been a staple for years?
OH NO dont you do it ,dont you DARE do it , not the penguirino
>My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial
I do nut
Mushroom Kingdom, here I cum
badass penguin king
Why did they make him so fuckable?
>"Don't kill vegeta!"
Based. Though not quite as based as the author of Chainsaw Man asking his EDITOR which of two characters he should kill off and then killing the one he said to spare.
But he killed literally everyone except Kobeni.
He even killed Kobeni's car.
>Girls basically write about themselves
>Boys are relatively direct
Most important part of this infograph tbh
only if you suffer from 4chan brain rot. the rest of the world already knows this
I keep forgetting how based Toriyama was in the 80s/90s, he never stopped dabbing on women.
OW MY SNOWBALLS
You got some money for me boy? I’ve seen your name in our ledger.
>i do not
such a lame and braindead response
it didnt even need to be clever, just could have said "uh... no???" and that would have been something at least
>actually wanting OW MY FIREBALLS
what would a funnier response have been?
>"Nah" *blasts them off*
i would go with:
>Bowser: 'here's my answer...'
*BLASTS THE CASTLE*
>Bowser: 'now... do YOU yield?'
Imagine actually being a Nintendo fan holy shit
the absolute sincerity in this post cracked me up
so long gay penguin
bowser giving him a look of "really gay?" and burning his place down
The latam dub says "ternuritas" which can be roughly translated to "cute"
It cuts to Bowser dropping him off a cliff.
And then it cuts back to him standing in front of the castle burning it? Funny hahajoke anon, very clever video game reference, that wouldn't be janky and obtrusive at all
Honestly, without the knowledge of it being a video game reference, Bowser throwing the penguins off a cliff would likely be seen as excessively dark and edgy.
>"Do you sneed?"
I mean.... I would
moar shorstack penguin bois
god fucking damnit
post more please
*Bowser twerks at king penguin*
King penguin: "Awwwkkwaaaard
>"Do you yield?"
>Bowser suddenly standing behind him
>"...He's standing behind me, isn't he?"
>Cuts to Kamek
Bowser keeps his unamused face from the snowball attack and just snaps his fingers. Continue as normal with Kamek and blasting the castle gates.
>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
No, that would have been terrible idea.
Even Mega Man 3's death noise when one of the robots Derezzes (like inside videogames, like in Tron 80s movie) would have been funnier than your Skyrim choice. And only by faking it or something like Bowser pretending he got deathed by snowballs.
Bowser shouldn't have even dignified the penguins with a response. The king is clearly retarded if he's expecting a surrender after seeing how ineffective their assault was
This. It's a defiant response to a joke situation, there isn't a response beyond ignoring it that wouldn't sound lame as shit.
"I do not" works for helping to establish Bowser as a credible threat in the film. Having him make a snarky joke would have hurt that.
Marvel films have poisoned your mind, anon. Not every scene needs a fucking quip.
i would go with:
>Bowser: 'here's my answer...'
*BLASTS THE CASTLE*
>Bowser: 'now... do YOU yield?'
This is fucking awful anon, fuck.
>helping to establish Bowser as a credible threat in the film
Ah, is that what the big flaming turtle creature and his entire army is supposed to be? I couldn't tell. Adding a touch of humor surely would have jeopardized this
Fuck off Joss Whedon.
What makes it strong is that he punctuates his defiance by promptly melting the castle to the ground in front of the king's face with no chance of resistance.
There are many things he COULD have said but the only ones that would have worked would have been in the same vein as what we got or an evil smirk followed by "...Nay." or something.
>just could have said "uh... no???"
Theres a reason no one has you writing anything.
could have said “uh… meow?”
>Materialize that cat fursuit
>proceeds to yiff all the penguins to dead
Actually effective for making you hate Bowser ngl
that's so shit that i laughed
Please have a nice day
Marvel fans should be banned from writing
>Kicking around the idea of making a game about hell
>One of the plot points I wish to make is that demons love to hear themselves talk,
>every pre-battle scene against a Boss will have them busting out a long speech about how screwed you are
>Main character is an asshole with a demon killing gun
>during the entirety of the speech there will be a "shut up" button prompt in the corner
>Pushing it prompts MC to shoot the boss, doing 5% free crit damage and instantly starts the fight
>Penultimate boss will parry it back at you if you try it, knocking back at you for 10% unless you parry it yourself and send it back for 20%
Sounds fun, anon. Hope you can pull it off
>"shut up" button prompt
FUCK man i swear a game did this before but i genuinely can't remember
bionic commando reboot game
You stole this from Asura's Wrath
I love it
>uh.... I'm a tortoise not a dog
Hire me Nintendo
>just could have said "uh... no???" and that would have been something at least
Finish high school, for the love of god. None of the GED shit. Actual, physical high school classrooms with university-educated instructors.
I think the response was great. He was talked addressed by a regent as a king, and he responded in the exact same way albeit with a mocking tone. This bowser at least seems more than just a joke.
Cringe and söy. I have a feeling this movie could've actually been good if they didn't try to pander to redditmorons and dated irony.
O, you who floats in the currents. You must yield. Abandon all you are.
New Backyardigans remake looks great
Did JB do mocap for this movie? I swear he has this exact same expression
That would be cheap, so probably.
Pretty much all major voice acting for these movies involves motion capture these days
It's also why Bowser and Mario both look like they have like 10% of their VAs face in them
Nice try, this clearly isn't Bowser, it is actually Bowackblack.
But toad doesn’t look like Keegan Michael Key
they are both bald
I watched this thing for the first time in my language's dub and yet I could recognize Jack Black's face. What the fuck.
how can they get away with making him look so fuckable?
Who took his eye?
>A Koopa denied of his shell... that is why is he using his brothers shell instead... yes, he did that.
>What makes me a good Koopa Troopa? If I were a bad Troopa, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?!
One of the penguins put a pebble in a snowball, those birds are ruthless and Bowser dealt with them adequatelly
nobody. When the one koopa gets hit by the catapult this guy lifts up his eyepatch to look at him
No one, he uses a telescope, that's why he uses a patch.
>Intelligen't Shitsyms dilating
no one, its just a cold patch
He's actually on the naval forces and was accidentally called up to terrestrial forces. That's why he has an eyepatch, he needs it when fighting in the dark.
Michael Douglas, Edward Norton or Christian Bale
Unironically John Goodman.
DeVito, DeVito, DeVito
Chris Pratt with a stuffy nose
Only if Waluigi is Aaron Paul
>not Jim Carrey
But anon, he already confirmed that Dr. Robotnik is his final role.
>"Waluigi? Waluigi?! Where's the cocainer, Waluigi?!?"
>"It's stuck up your nose, Mr. Wario."
>*[Wario panics and faints]*
Should we tell him?
The jerk already knows.
He would've made a great K. Rool
Anthony Hopkins or Dustin Hoffman
William H. Macy
Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese or Ricky Gervias
it's too easy
For me, it's Danny DeVito Wario and Steve Buscemi Waluigi
>Danny devito as everything
Hahahahe I love le funny ugly gremlin reddit man!!!
Only if it's him.
Fuck off with the "I wanna be Mario" hat thing.
The Bible says to shave if you see the gay reaper of death. So I made him clean shaven for you.
I heard rumors that my girl Zelda is going to make a cameo.
You just fucking know if this is successful we're getting a Smash cinematic universe.
we already had that, it was called subspace emissary
I doubt it, but we might get a Mario cinematic universe (so solo films for Luigi, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Wario).
And sooner or later, Sony WILL make the Metal Gear Solid movie.
Its already on pre-production
Still though, have it be part of that universe.
what would your reaction be if we get a live action of chris dressed as mario in the real world?
I haven't really been following any of the reveals for this. Does it look like it's going to be certified kino?
well, none of the memes people were expecting because ILLUMINATION, werent there, because obviously nintendo wasnt gonna let them,
if i were to grade the movie with what we have so far, i would go with 'mostly innofensive', the mostly comes because Chris Pratt is justr Chris Pratt. not even making an attempt. and that monologue pre-trailer didnt help at all.
Absolutely it will be. The people trying to meme about it being a Minions movie forgot that Nintendo has the most ruthless QA control over their IP of any major corporation on the planet and weren't going to let it be anything else.
>Nintendo has the most ruthless QA control over their IP of any major corporation on the planet and weren't going to let it be anything else
But that's precisely why it's going to be shit
>they should just let Hollywood """"talent"""" run free with the franchise
Lmao. No that's how we get Sonic as generic uninspired capeshit with an expanded universe pumping out a movie every year. Nintendo having any standards at all is better than Hollywood just shitting out safe, generic flicks designed to reap from the average American consoomer
>safe, generic flicks
>he thinks this won't apply to the Mario movie because it has pretty visuals
Nintendo's quality control is the reason all their games look like the exact same, homogeneous shit now.
I will now proceed to list you great modern nintendo games that you will either reply with "doesn't count" or "that game's shit"
Then allow me to preempt you in advance, all your examples look like the same homogeneous shit.
Aha, so you chose the "doesn't count" option, a classic.
Nintendo is one of the best active developers.
I knew you'd go to Mario Odyssey first, by the way it looks like a homogeneous bland turd. Mario Odyssey looks like it was made by Chinese people for mobile devices. Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard. Or how about Breath of the Wild which also looks and feels like a mobile game.
>Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard.
Please explain how Forgotten Land looks anything like Odyssey. Or how Splatoon looks like either of them. I need a laugh.
>Mario Odyssey looks like it was made by Chinese people for mobile devices. Now post Kirby which uses the exact same workflow retard.
odyssey and kirby were literally made at different fucking studios entirely
Anon are you okay?
>by the way it looks like a homogeneous bland turd
If this was any of the portable NSMB games I'd understand but Odyssey deviates so much from the formula with every world feeling like no mario wold seen before, it unironically gets to the uncanny territory.
Giga moron hyper realistic dragon sure is just homogeneous bland NSMB stuff, innit fag?
>Or how about Breath of the Wild which also looks and feels like a mobile game
Isn't that because mobile games copied it a lot?
Mario odyssey looks fantastic stylistically.
but there's never any level design that necessitates this kind of movement. there's no point in doing it in this race because you can still wipe the floor with them by taking easy shortcut routs or none at all.
if only the moons were based around actual gameplay like this and not mundane tasks and stupid gimmicks.
I never really thought about it before, but it's a bit surreal that Nintendo is even allowing this to be made in the first place.
if you like mario games, it'll be a great movie.
I love these bros
they could've easily been goofy Minions knockoffs but the deadpan tone made them 100x funnier
That evil chuckle he does as he sends his soldiers in, thinking he has this in the bag.
can we get much higher
I hate the shitty Illumination humour
there was no illumination humor in the trailer
The bit with the penguins throwing snowballs was 100% Illumination humor
Sure, only that one particular moment, but everything else aside from just that said moment surprisingly feels non-Illumination. Well, at least so far.
Miyamoto flipped over many tables to “correct” the staff. I’m pretty sure the studio head’s message was filmed while Miyamoto had a gun on him
NEXT TIME IT WIRRU BE WAKAZASHI
NEXT TIME IT WIRRU BE WAKAZASHI
This doesn't actually surprise me at the slightest.
im glad he found a job after that whole sandwitch fiasco
Anyone else think the shot of Bowser approaching the star had too much forced animation?
What the fuck is forced animation? have a nice day.
>Met with actual animation terminology
>get scared, don't know how to respond
>Met with actual animation terminology
I looked it up and all I'm seeing are anime blogs and shitposts.
So I backed up from my previous statement and took another look, saw pic related and now I feel like a retard.
People be seriously calling it bad when animators flex because we are so used to shitty minimal movement. We live in a clown world.
Forced animation isn't that much of a thing for something like Ilumination, because despite the turds they make, they are still an excellent animation studio, so the quality of their animation is pretty consistent.
Aren't you too young to be a king?
I hope a penguin gets threatened with being dropped off a cliff.
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
This movie is being directed by the two guys who made Teen Titans Go.
One of those guys made Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Cry about Pratt's boring voice, it's the only apparent flaw with the film so far and you'll get a lot more mileage out of it.
yield this ass fool
Saving in jpeg, aren't we Luigi?
I don't give a fuck.
Holy shit, Nintendo may have gone too far here..
No, why did they not use the Bobble Bubble dragons, and why are they trying to say that their hands and feet are gay pink? The green one's hands were always kind of orange, but you could just say that their hands were always red.
They should have used them. They were manly baby dragons who were good.
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
Penguins are gay.
So is it just the one power star he's been after or is he collecting a bunch of them?
> It’s the long awaited day.
> You get your ticket.
> Sit your ass in the dark theatre.
> Ooh and Ahh at the preview.
> Then you see it.
> “The Super Mario Brothers Movie“
> “Part 1“
I hope there's a midnight showing. I don't want my Mario kino ruined by literal toddlers.
Go during school hours on a weekday so there are no children and the theatre will have less people.
Like it or not, both Rabbids AND Minions will be canon in the Mario universe.
>I never saw penguins! (from Super Mario 64)
>I am a long time fan because I played Super Mario when it came out but never again because I moved on to playstation at age of 9! But I'm still a fan!
We get it, you want to remain in denial like that people are this macho male that has never been gay ever because it would ruin you as a youtuber.
I think you might be trying too hard, like Jack Black is trying too hard to be a fire breathing dragon.
Still, I think what you're trying to say is that you wish they'd make a movie not only for N64 gen, but for All Gen Mario gamers that is fun for Men and Boys both. And if anybody is getting persecuted, then it should be women.
PENGUINO TURN THE TV ON BOWSER BURNED DOWN THE TOWERS BULLET BILL HIT THE PENTAGON. THEY HIT THE PENTAGON. Any channel..............
He just can't keep getting away with it.
would you see this movie in theaters if as a gift they gave you a well made warp pipe popcorn bucket that was reusable
I'll only see it with a business suit on
I'm about ready to have a stroke because I've seen this same thread in the catalog for the past 2 days and it's fucking with me
That's pretty interesting.
The airship sounds nailed it.
The Level OST nails it when Mario looks around, far better than Disney Pixar new age feelgood scene they have instead.
But the talking parts is bad. Some of the noises aren't even memorable.
The ones that ARE memorable plays on nostalgia power factor, gripping ones.
i yield my cock into your hole
Will this movie showcase good values?
Get the job done bro. Stay focused.
who is this blue guy? only blue guy I know is from fortnite.
if charles martinet can sell millions of vidya he can sell millions of movie tickets
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