DOA what went so wrong Endless Oceanbros?? The hype disappeared

DOA… what went so wrong Endless Oceanbros?? The hype disappeared

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks worst than the wii games
    I wonder

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not terrible per-se but the whole randomly generated ocean thing they got is kind of underwhelming imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it’s procgen slop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more or less

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they took the entire point of the game (petting fish) and removed it.

    and i assume you also don't get to visit a variety of biomes either? so that's removing the main upgrade in the 2nd game. christ, can you even ride dolphins still?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh heh heh heh heh
      No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they took the entire point of the game (petting fish) and removed it.
      good
      because it was always the silliest part

      >can you even ride dolphins still?
      no, because it encourages bad behaviour when people encounter dolphins irl
      99% of people should be totally banned from the ocean
      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/02/18/endangered-baby-dolphin-dies-after-swimmers-pass-it-around-for-selfies/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make a game as lame and gay as irl scuba
        Even anomalocaris can’t save this garbage fire.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop petting the fish

          in fact, stay out of the goddam ocean

          ?t=127

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah we should ban games with guns next

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet! Maybe they’ll add a wildlife handling license DLC! I didn’t like how you have to fill out a detailed dive plan before the mission and fill out a log after.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe they’ll add a wildlife handling license DLC
              they actually should
              the only way to get permission to visit the ocean irl is complete 2000hrs of endless ocean and learn everything about the animals, ecosystems, etc

              then they wont do pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it encourages bad behaviour when people encounter dolphins irl
        such a moronic reason to remove the mechanic if true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are the reason why cant we have whales and dolphins in zoo management games now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO DON'T ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO TOUCH DOLPHINS IRL
        >dumps 100 gorillion tons of super aids into the ocean every five seconds
        dont think humans touching things is really a problem in the grand scheme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dumps 100 gorillion tons of super aids into the ocean every five seconds
          that's not ok either
          and it all starts by humans not respecting the ocean, thats where endless ocean can properly edumacate an entire generation

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro.. just like swim in the ocean bro
    >That’ll be $50

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bro... just like hold right on the D-pad and jump once in a while bro, that'll be $50
      >bro... just roll things into a ball to roll up even bigger and bigger things bro, that'll be $50
      >bro... just run around an open world with barely anything to fight, that'll be $60

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was planning to play it soon
    >Read thread
    Oh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hype
    what hype?
    it's simply a good game and chads enjoy it

    do you rush out to gamestop to preorder tetris?
    no, but it's still a good game

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm guessing this series went the way of custom robo or golden sun for a reason

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there plot in this? Does the proc gen'd ocean have biomes like the depths or the Amazon River?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    outsold stellar blade how

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't have a hundred asiatics shiling their garbage here
    Its doing better on JP than stellar asiatic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kek 2.5 stars jesus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I checked some of those reviews and a few of them were literal walls of text. They’re actually pissed off about this game, lmao

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    think i'm gonna replay fishing resort instead

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be better on literally any other console. If you're going to be a glorified ocean simulator, you want 4K 60+ FPS looking realistic as frick, not 30FPS, probably 720p

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing switch2 can't fix
      they'd still need to create the 500 species and animations for them which is a big job in itself, getting that out of the way for the switch is fine

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't add the Diver into Smash Bros. so the smashgays are not interested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick would that even work
      I wouldn't be interested in this one even they did add a diver to smash since it seems like the unanimous opinion is that it's just worse than the first 2 and not interesting

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit game, simple as. In addition, Endless Ocean: Blue World is one of the best games ever produced on the Wii and if you never saw Cameroceras or Sea Serpent you didn’t beat the game.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There goes my wishlist

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subnautica.
    Also it's a butt ugly "walking" sim where beautiful visuals are supposed to be the entire point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Endless Ocean was an interesting concept in a console full of interesting concepts but it doesn't and didn't have much future as a series.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently its shit compared to the first two games. Is that true?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they planning to update the game to add content?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t recall them ever mentioning post-launch updates in the pre-release information, but maybe I missed something.

      I wouldn’t expect anything more than them maybe bringing back the aquarium, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what would you even add?
      500 species covers all the interesting ones

      there should be a free raytraced caustics lighting upgrade for the switch2 though, that would take the graphics from a 7/10 to 11/10

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it at least have an aquarium or an abyss/sunken ship like 1?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found at least one sunken ship on my first dive, and stumbled upon a deep underwater cave with a bunch of rare extinct species and cryptids, and said cave was so expansive I got lost and just sent myself back to the map's starting position (which you can do) after exploring every inch of it. My one and only complaint is not getting to choose your music like you could in the first game; it just sort of cuts in and out once in a while. An odd design choice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Hayley Westenra either?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, the game sucked. IT was a trash cash grab.
    I loved endless oceans 1 and 2, but this one sucks.
    The fish aren't even in appropriate locations.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Defender of the Future 2 when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never, that was a giant downgrade from the 2D Ecco games.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddam, whats up with Arika? I havent heard about them before FEXL, but now it seems their making a comeback. They just need a new tetris game, and itll be like ol' days.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what went so wrong Endless Oceanbros?? The hype disappeared
    I haven't heard anyone suggest it has one of the greatest vidya soundtracks, so my interest dropped 95%

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