Does anyone have that copy pasta of "Things that have happened since DMC 4."

Does anyone have that copy pasta of "Things that have happened since DMC 4."

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, but i'd like to see it as well

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't TGBS's DMC5 video have one?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they decided to double down on the aging meme and each game being set many years apart from each other
    >eventually lady will be a literal human grandma
    its not fricking fair, give me playable lady in her prime that isnt dmc4's awful campaign

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aging meme
      Even Sparda aged and died eventually.
      They should stop making the games take place several years apart though, Nero's going to be close to, if not, THIRTY next game, and he's supposed to be young new protagonist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man… 30s still young…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sparda lived for 2000 years and no one knows how he died. That's why we need Devil May Cry 0

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Explaining something that was intentionally left mysterious usually isn't as satisfying as you'd expect.

          It did just say he disappeared though, not that he got old and died. You could say Dante ages faster because he's half human but that doesn't explain why it seems like Trish aged at the same rate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and the wierd thing is Lady didn't look that much older.
            Maybe they wanted to look older, I don't know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Explaining something that was intentionally left mysterious usually isn't as satisfying as you'd expect.

          It did just say he disappeared though, not that he got old and died. You could say Dante ages faster because he's half human but that doesn't explain why it seems like Trish aged at the same rate.

          DMC1 intro says he died. End of story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >things that have happened since DMC5
    >

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE SHIT WE GOT BEFORE DMC5:
    >Final Fantasy XV released
    >Last Guardian released
    >Duke Nukem Forever released
    >Nier got a sequel
    >Kingdom Hearts 3 announced
    >New No More Heroes
    >Shenmue 3 announced
    >Mario Rabbids crossover
    >Final Fantasy VII remake announced
    >A motherfricking Bubsy game in the year of our lord 2017
    >Liru H-game released
    >Bleach ended
    >Naruto ended
    >Guts got off the boat
    >Code Geass sequel got announced
    >Full Metal Panic S4
    >New DBZ series began and ended
    >New Cardcaptor Sakura
    >Akagi's 20 year Monopoly game ended
    >Jojo got a proper anime and got through part 4
    >New Invader Zim
    >New Samurai Jack
    >Bayonetta is on PC
    >Beyond Good and Evil 2
    >Age of Empires 4
    >VR gaming is a thing
    >Vanquish is on PC
    >Blinkin Park is real
    >Darksiders 3 announced
    >Rozen Maiden 2013
    >Entire Soulsborne series began and ended
    >Eighteen AssCreed games
    >Metroid Prime 4 announced
    >Monster Hunter is multiplat
    >Grimoire released
    >Valve announced a new game after 5 years
    >Gungrave VR
    >ZoE remake
    >FOTNS-Yakuza
    >Neogaf fricking died
    >Bin Laden is a DMC fan
    >Goldberg came back and retired
    >King of Fighters died and came back
    >Final Fantasy is in Tekken
    >Nioh released
    >Bladerunner 2
    >Kojima got fired
    >Bayonetta and Cloud in Smash Bros
    >Ace Combat 7
    >Hey Arnold Jungle Movie released
    >Half-Life 3 "leaked"
    >Megaman resurrected twice
    >New Daytona game
    >New Virtual On AND crossed over with Index
    >Super Bomberman R
    >EA investigated by the fricking government
    >Touhou got a Western release
    >Soulcalibur VI
    >All three Bayonetta games
    >CyberConnect2 actually got the money to finally make another furry ass game
    >Official Yume Nikki Remake
    1/2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THQ came back from the dead and rebought Saints Row
      >No MvC at EVO
      >Dragon Ball Z at EVO
      >New Atari console announced
      >Homestar Runner returned
      >New Wipeout
      >Devilman got a full animated adaptation after 40 years
      >Castlevania got animated
      >New Fighting Layer Game announced
      >Dark Souls on Nintendo
      >Disney bought Fox
      >Rocko's Modern Life movie
      >XFL is returning
      >New Legend of the Galactic Heroes show
      >TMNT and Hellboy in Injustice
      >Yu Yu Hakusho got a new OVA
      >Digimon Adventure got a new season/OVA
      >Fourteen Yakuza games
      >Secret of Mana remake
      >Super Mario Bros movie
      >Ippo has brain damage
      >Google got rid of View Image
      >Netflix is making anime
      >New actual Gungrave game
      >Shaq-Fu 2 announced
      >AssCreed X Final Fantasy
      >Resident Evil went FPS
      >Pokemon fighting game
      >Gordon Freeman in fricking Final Fantasy
      >Shining game coming to the west
      >Chrono Trigger got a PC port
      >Casca got de-potato'd
      >Record of Lodoss War getting a Metroidvania game
      >Kobe Bryant the basketball player won a fricking Oscar
      >Aniki died
      >Iwata died
      >House of the Dead sequel
      >Ashita no Joe Remake
      >God of War where Kratos isn't perpetually buttmad
      >MGS game without Kojima released
      >Harvey Birdman: Attorney General
      >Fortnite beating LoL on Twitch
      >New Sakura Taisen
      >Action Comics #1000
      >The Man Who Killed Don Quixote released
      >Rurouni Kenshin got a sequel AND survived the author getting v&
      >Donguri retired
      >Dango died
      >Cliffy B retired
      >Totalbiscuit died of literal ass cancer
      >Rage 2
      >STALKER 2
      >Ace from the Powerpuff Girls is a Gorillaz member
      >ANONYMOUS AGONY RETURNS YE YE
      >Ten full years of Loss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OFFICIAL LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE SHIT WE GOT BEFORE DMC5:
        >Final Fantasy XV released
        >Last Guardian released
        >Duke Nukem Forever released
        >Nier got a sequel
        >Kingdom Hearts 3 announced
        >New No More Heroes
        >Shenmue 3 announced
        >Mario Rabbids crossover
        >Final Fantasy VII remake announced
        >A motherfricking Bubsy game in the year of our lord 2017
        >Liru H-game released
        >Bleach ended
        >Naruto ended
        >Guts got off the boat
        >Code Geass sequel got announced
        >Full Metal Panic S4
        >New DBZ series began and ended
        >New Cardcaptor Sakura
        >Akagi's 20 year Monopoly game ended
        >Jojo got a proper anime and got through part 4
        >New Invader Zim
        >New Samurai Jack
        >Bayonetta is on PC
        >Beyond Good and Evil 2
        >Age of Empires 4
        >VR gaming is a thing
        >Vanquish is on PC
        >Blinkin Park is real
        >Darksiders 3 announced
        >Rozen Maiden 2013
        >Entire Soulsborne series began and ended
        >Eighteen AssCreed games
        >Metroid Prime 4 announced
        >Monster Hunter is multiplat
        >Grimoire released
        >Valve announced a new game after 5 years
        >Gungrave VR
        >ZoE remake
        >FOTNS-Yakuza
        >Neogaf fricking died
        >Bin Laden is a DMC fan
        >Goldberg came back and retired
        >King of Fighters died and came back
        >Final Fantasy is in Tekken
        >Nioh released
        >Bladerunner 2
        >Kojima got fired
        >Bayonetta and Cloud in Smash Bros
        >Ace Combat 7
        >Hey Arnold Jungle Movie released
        >Half-Life 3 "leaked"
        >Megaman resurrected twice
        >New Daytona game
        >New Virtual On AND crossed over with Index
        >Super Bomberman R
        >EA investigated by the fricking government
        >Touhou got a Western release
        >Soulcalibur VI
        >All three Bayonetta games
        >CyberConnect2 actually got the money to finally make another furry ass game
        >Official Yume Nikki Remake
        1/2

        k i guess theres more but thats pretty good ty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THQ came back from the dead and rebought Saints Row
      >No MvC at EVO
      >Dragon Ball Z at EVO
      >New Atari console announced
      >Homestar Runner returned
      >New Wipeout
      >Devilman got a full animated adaptation after 40 years
      >Castlevania got animated
      >New Fighting Layer Game announced
      >Dark Souls on Nintendo
      >Disney bought Fox
      >Rocko's Modern Life movie
      >XFL is returning
      >New Legend of the Galactic Heroes show
      >TMNT and Hellboy in Injustice
      >Yu Yu Hakusho got a new OVA
      >Digimon Adventure got a new season/OVA
      >Fourteen Yakuza games
      >Secret of Mana remake
      >Super Mario Bros movie
      >Ippo has brain damage
      >Google got rid of View Image
      >Netflix is making anime
      >New actual Gungrave game
      >Shaq-Fu 2 announced
      >AssCreed X Final Fantasy
      >Resident Evil went FPS
      >Pokemon fighting game
      >Gordon Freeman in fricking Final Fantasy
      >Shining game coming to the west
      >Chrono Trigger got a PC port
      >Casca got de-potato'd
      >Record of Lodoss War getting a Metroidvania game
      >Kobe Bryant the basketball player won a fricking Oscar
      >Aniki died
      >Iwata died
      >House of the Dead sequel
      >Ashita no Joe Remake
      >God of War where Kratos isn't perpetually buttmad
      >MGS game without Kojima released
      >Harvey Birdman: Attorney General
      >Fortnite beating LoL on Twitch
      >New Sakura Taisen
      >Action Comics #1000
      >The Man Who Killed Don Quixote released
      >Rurouni Kenshin got a sequel AND survived the author getting v&
      >Donguri retired
      >Dango died
      >Cliffy B retired
      >Totalbiscuit died of literal ass cancer
      >Rage 2
      >STALKER 2
      >Ace from the Powerpuff Girls is a Gorillaz member
      >ANONYMOUS AGONY RETURNS YE YE
      >Ten full years of Loss

      >all this shit happening
      >meanwhile you haven't done shit
      Profound melancholy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you haven't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ? I am talking about myself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this may come as a shock, anon, but you use "I" when you're talking about yourself and "you" when you're talking about someone you're speaking to

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Jojo got a proper anime and got through part 4
      Soulsborne series began and ended
      AssCreed games
      Goddamn, you don't really think about these things until they're put like that.
      Probably doesn't fit with the others, but most of Game of Thrones aired before DMC5, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not really "impossible"

        what would've been impossible is if Gurm finished the books in that timeframe

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dante looks like old Clint
    Virgil looks like that character actor who played Sal Maroni in Nolan Batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who should play them in live action?
      >directed by Sam Raimi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reuben Langdon and Dan Southworth

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would still need Shimomura for choreographies.
        >Dante: Nikolaj Coster Waldau
        >Vergil: Anthony Starr
        >Nero: Robert Pattison

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who does Bruce Campbell play?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raimi unblackwashes Morrison

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sparda

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          with how he's aged he could do 5 vergil, but that'd be a waste of his acting skills. gotta be arkham

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Things that happened since DMC4
    Itsuno made Dragons' Dogma
    Itsuno then started work on DMC4SE
    Itsuno then went straight to work on DMC5

    Why do people act like the series was ever dead? Especially since Itsuno outright said after DMC4SE that he was experimenting with Lady so he could make a ranged focused character in the next DMC game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because there were 11 years in between 4 and 5 with a failed reboot in the middle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Itsuno was working on DMC for half of that. The man can't be in two places at the same time and if you actually read interviews with him, he's terrible at keeping what he's working on a secret. Even DD2, he's basically said he's working on it in interviews for a while before the reveal. He even confirmed Reuben's story about threatening to quit if he couldn't make DD2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DmC was the proverbial monkey wrench since it demonstrated Capcom wanted to take the franchise in a different direction. When it failed so hard they had to make Itsuno come fix it for the DE, and there was no outright word of DMC5 on the horizon, people assumed the series was put on ice. Which isn't terribly hard to believe given Capcom's track record with franchises that disappoint.

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