>doesn't tell you where roads lead. >doesn't tell you enemy weakness

>doesn't tell you where roads lead
>doesn't tell you enemy weakness
>no idea if wolves are pack animals or not
>conflicting dialogue about if fighting in numbers makes you a weakling steal or if there is strength in numbers
>no idea when there is aught in an area
>no idea what the sexual preferences for trolls are
>characters barely talk
>doesn't explain what a dangan is

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the roads are just completely satisfactory, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. who the hell am i supposed to ask for new roads?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    Why is climbing so weird now? Are you supposed to be able to just stand on monsters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I let go of climbing to be cool, dude. while climbing you crouch. flight physics are a bit funky though, I almost got tossed later even though it went in a horizontal line.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >while climbing you crouch
        Yes I know, but when you let go, you just kinda stand there awkwardly. I was fighting a golem earlier and I was clipping into his midsection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did DD even let you stand on monsters?
          golems are funky but standing on goblin/ogre neck or head works for me and 4 legged monsters backs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            goblin -> cyclops

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >goblin/ogre
            You mean cyclops and ogre. Goblins are the smallest humanoid enemies and you can easily pin one on the ground before shoving a blast charge up its ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No and I remember it being super annoying against enemies like the gazer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did DD even let you stand on monsters?
          golems are funky but standing on goblin/ogre neck or head works for me and 4 legged monsters backs.

          I love climbing on monsters as an archer and spamming the shotgung arrows into their heads. Makes me feel alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You encouraged to stand on enemies whenever possible to recover stamina but there's a risk of getting tossed mid animation if you're reckless. It's a good change.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up at that sphinx fight and it looks underwhelming af. I thought that would be an epic fight or something.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried actually paying attention to the game anon? I've seen literally 6/8 of these explained in game or called out by pawns. For wakestones and seeker tokens there are items and abilities to detect those.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't tell you enemy weakness
    But they do. I just don't remember the exact line because they don't spam it like it's the only line programmed for them to say.
    >no idea when there is aught in an area
    They say when something is around too.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk hunt in packs
    >they ill like water
    what did itsuno mean by this?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget
    >Doesn't tell you where yon structure is
    >No indication as to where ladders are
    >Never know if a pawn might know the way
    >No hint as to what dragonplague is
    >Doesn't tell you about the preference of other Arisens
    >Not the slightest hint as to what happened at the coronation
    0/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never tells you if you've trounced your foe well and true
      >never tells you the status of oxcarts you find on the road
      >never tells you when another pawn is right
      It's Dragon's Dover...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pawns used to lead me to the chests and rifts I haven't found. Now they just point. Fricking awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're moronic and not telling them yes to lead you there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't have to before. I'd just move towards them and they lead the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you did, they alert you to it, point, then ask if you want to go there, by hitting 1 (GO) they do it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Update finally added New Game at the start menu. Probably a bunch of other stuff too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When is it live?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now. Just restarted steam to a 1.9 GB update, loaded the game and New Game was right there.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The right inclination pawn literally says “The ogre drips coom from his nether at the sight of a real girl, arisen!”

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys have a favorite pawn line in 2? I wish I had a screenshot or made a webm of the first time I heard this line
    >Just killed a drake
    >Found an ox cart in the middle of the road that can take me back to town
    >Pay the driver and he drives me all of 5 feet before getting stopped by another drake(I didn't even get to doze off, I got stopped by the Drake saying "Arisen...")
    >Already hurting from the last fight, low on healable health, misplaying a lot, end up on top of the dragons back and lose Formless Feint from this, get hit by his lightning spell and up end with a debilitation and low on stamina
    >Drake starts casting the pawn brainwashing
    >Calm sorcerer pawn starts worrying about it
    >My main simple pawn rallies the troops with pic related line and casts celestial Paean(pretty much infinite stamina for a while)
    >I cure my debilitation and blend the drake with infinite stamina Skull Splitters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oi turn your lantern on afore i trip!

      big fan of that one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perhaps...
      >new discoveries...
      >await us...
      >above!
      Just because I hear that every time I warp back to Vernworth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We can use this ladder to climb to new HEIGHTS
      I'm not sure if that's the exact line, but my main pawn is using the simple voice (Kruber my beloved) and the delivery on the "climb to new heights" bit always makes me smile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only had it trigger once but after leaving the capital on the west side of town on that long bridge my pawn mentioned how gorgeous the view was and that it'd be great to chill there with a stiff drink

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're wrong, they do tell you when there is aught in the area and say you should do ought about it. Also, you forgot that there is no indication of what things sold in the stores are masterpieces or not.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arisen, I just had the most peculiar thought! 😀
    >the agony I felt at the coronation shall never be forgot

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically prefer the old dialog

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wandering around on a coast
    >my main pawn begins a "putting that aside..." line
    >just as she does, the mage with us gets just a little too deep while catching fish and brines himself
    >Immediately after this my pawn laments that we have no mages to heal us in our party

    I've also had a pawn questions my pawn's memory after I loaded an inn save to see the alternate ending to a quest after she said matter of fact her master (me) did the wrong thing

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of person dismisses a pawn with a gift but goes out of their way to give no rating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read that in Bane's voice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's
      >gives pawn a heart
      >rotten harspud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did that today. Sorry I was out of unmaking arrows

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Tis no real shock to me.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game really is an embarassment and doesn't have any real direction or thought put into a lot of it's overall design.

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