Donkey Kong 64 is pure kino and deserves to be known as the best 3D collectathon on the Nintendo 64.

Donkey Kong 64 is pure kino and deserves to be known as the best 3D collectathon on the Nintendo 64. When the frick will it get a proper remake?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fr no cap

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They'd have to enable quick-switching and fix the shitty camera in order to improve it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game does FRICK extremely hard. It had such a massive world for its time. Absolutely loved it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a certified grade A fricking hater, but this game slaps. Nice environment, nice feels, unique sound design.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For its severe lack of platforming the worlds, atmosphere and music is S-tier. It more than makes up for the worlds being empty canvass to walk around.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I could just walk around these worlds listening to the music

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did kongdong 64 look so good? Some of the lighting is insanely atmospheric.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The power of the Expansion Pak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's false, the game actually works without expansion pack

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play it years ago on a poorly coded N64 emulator
    >get the rareware coin with ease
    >years later see footage of the game
    >Apparently the shitty emulator made Jetpac run at 15% speed and the real game is so fricking fast it's almost impossible to stay alive unless you're a masochistic arcade autist
    And that's why I will never play it again. Frick the DK coin as well.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it at the tutorial. When climbing a tree takes 20 seconds and is considered a staple of your game, it's not worth playing. At least I got mupen or whatever to work with retroarch now.
    Not a good game.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *record scratch*
    He-he-here we go!

    So they're finally here, performing for you
    If you know the words, you can join in too
    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
    As we take you through this monkey rap!
    Huh!

    [Chorus]
    DK
    Donkey Kong!
    [Verse 1]
    He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
    He's finally back to kick some tail
    His coconut gun can fire in spurts
    If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
    He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
    He's the first member of the DK crew!
    Huh!

    [Chorus]
    DK
    Donkey Kong!
    DK
    Donkey Kong is here!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HAS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          BBC

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            FOR

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              WHITE

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i downloaded this and never played it. I did 100% banjo and kazooie though. might give this one a try

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