Donkey Kong Country 2 is the best platformer of all time.

Donkey Kong Country 2 is the best platformer of all time.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is better, but that's comparing a blowjob to a rimjob. Both incredible experiences that everyone needs to have.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't even play as donkey kong buddy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You litetally play as donkey kong's buddy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the idea of the buddy sections. They stop all momentum and pacing in the game so you can be a little moronic bird for 10 minutes. and they get more often as the game goes on. Some of them are fun, but there should have been fewer than they had.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should remake it, the graphics havent aged very well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worst comment I've read in awhile, this game still looks awesome on a CRT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It does, but in a just world they'd be able to use the original SGI models to make a high res high framerate version.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they would make an HD version with the original full resolution renders.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Donkey Kong Country 2 is the best platformer of all time

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying

    Not as long as FLINK exists in this timeline.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but does Flink have David Wise in it? Didn't think so

      I disagree. It's a very good platformer but I think Donkey Kong Country 3 is the best platformer ever.

      Billy Madison reference

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree. It's a very good platformer but I think Donkey Kong Country 3 is the best platformer ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey Kong Country 3 sucks!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not a terrible game in itself but it's easily the worst of the 3.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battletoads is better, same with dkc, Sonic 2 and many more.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was a little unimpressed given how much this game is fellated.
    I'd take any entry of the Sonic trilogy, Mario World or the first DKC over it, easily when it comes to 4th gen platformers.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me the holy trinity was SMW, DKC2, and MMX.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with that to be honest

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Crash improved on the DKC formula and Crash isn't close to being the best platformer either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crash? As in the fricking bandicoot? How the FRICK does crash use the same formula as DKC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MCs are mammals
        tropical island/industrial level themes
        bop on enemy's heads, or rotate aggressively into them, to defeat them
        wooden containers to break, sometimes containing something that lets you take an extra hit before dying
        fruit collectible that gives an extra life when you collect enough
        collectible bonus room tokens
        ride on other animals
        max completion is greater than 100%
        2nd game is mostly more of the same but better, 3rd game isn't as well received
        got a 5th gen karting spinoff that is arguably the best in the genre for that console gen
        etc. etc. etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's all superficial. Gameplay-wise Crash doesn't iterate on DKC in any way, and does its own thing instead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can jump out of a slide even if you're mid-air, that's DKC-inspired. And, really, what is spinning if not rolling horizontally?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The attacks in DKC also affect momentum. You get a speed boost if you kill an enemy, and it's the same button as the run button when you hold it. Crash doesn't have any momentum, his spin moves at the same speed as his normal movement.
              Crash can bounce on certain objects as well, but DKC has different kinds of movement like climbing and hanging, and being fired out of barrels. You can lift, carry and throw barrels.

              The voodoo mask that lets you take two hits is kind of like having both Kongs. I always felt like the gems in Crash were more inspired by Sonic. But there are definitely similarities.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now who's bringing up superficial elements?
                Crash streamlined the experience to the core, fun components from DKC, and spiced up the level design to take advantage of 3D environments and different perspectives.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I mean Sonic is also a mammal who spins to attack. Anyway I remembered that Crash has hanging sections as well, although they don't play like DKC and you are barely mobile during them.
                Overall Crash doesn't play nearly as mobile as the DKC games, it's slower paced and a lot stiffer, but more precise - as far as I remember.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MCs are mammals
      tropical island/industrial level themes
      bop on enemy's heads, or rotate aggressively into them, to defeat them
      wooden containers to break, sometimes containing something that lets you take an extra hit before dying
      fruit collectible that gives an extra life when you collect enough
      collectible bonus room tokens
      ride on other animals
      max completion is greater than 100%
      2nd game is mostly more of the same but better, 3rd game isn't as well received
      got a 5th gen karting spinoff that is arguably the best in the genre for that console gen
      etc. etc. etc.

      I like Crash Bandicoot a lot, especially 2 and 3/Warped, but I have to say I still prefer DKC2 and 3. Rare just totally nailed the movement and soundtracks in these games. Easily the best on SNES.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite stage OP?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid in the 90's, I adored DKC2. By far my favourite game in the SNES era. Hated DKC3.
    Some days ago, I was playing DKC3 with my nefews I realized how much of a great game DKC3 was. I guess I didn't like it becausr it made me feel like a poorgay back in the day, with the Nintendo64 being shown as the current console in the saving room.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DKC is the worst of the trilogy. It's unrefined, the controls are the least smooth.
    DKC3 is a close second to DKC2, the best. People don't accept this because they hate Kiddy and the soundtrack is arguably the worst, but they're wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DKC3 is pure trash and only weirdos defend it for some twisted reason. Stages suck, music sucks, bosses suck, overworld sucks, everything sucks EXCEPT the playable characters. If you hate Kiddy you have no opinion and should be ignored because it doesn't matter to the gameplay.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looked horrible to me, even back then.

    The pre-rendered characters and backgrounds just like like hot vomit and the platforming is moron-level as well.

    The only worse franchise I can think of is Mortal Kombat, for similar reasons.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    offtopic but why was diddy so sloppily colored compared to dk in the first one? tons of gray pixels whereas DK was basically flawless.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's dkc2 spammer again

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