DON'T FORGET ME, ALL FUCKER!

DON'T FORGET ME, ALL FUCKER!

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow

      obvious xtard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Every second word is now a profanity
    Who wrote this? Alanah Pearce?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      even worse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A punished soul, deprived of his WiiU by an uncaring harlot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No...it COULDN'T be...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AT LEAST

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                who the fuck is this guy and why should i care?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                underageb&

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No fucking way.

                How did anybody think this was a good idea?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >burch shits on another franchise with his shit writing
                >still gets jobs despite being a grade-a cuck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2011+11
                >still not Anthony Burch
                feels good man

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NO WAY

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >G-Get it because 100% of all greeks were gay
                This should get a well earned crash and burn but I know snöys and most of Ganker going to eat this slop up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whenever I feel down I remember that at least I'm not Anthony Burch, and my day instantly gets better.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oh fuck i forgot about this holy shit.
              nuGOW1 was okay.. nuGOW2 is going to be borderlands 2 humor

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AT LEAST

              >tfw no anthony burch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know, she said they all split the work randomly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worse
      Anthony Burch
      Oh well, he might still be fucking up games, but his wife still left him lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anthony burch
      the creator of memelands 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this explains how God of Boy is memeworthy but wasn't the most fuck awful shit but this definitely is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        birch only maximized his influence in the DLC, that's why torgue turns into a feminist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a fucking problem with a little fucking profanity? pussy bitch cunt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of all the cursing nowadays too, both in games and real life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because god of war was so sophisticated before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gow was always a QTE mess but at least it was a visual spectacle. now half the fights are two bums going at each other, with walmartian vocabulary as taunts (which of course just keep on going through the entire fight because people like marvel capeshit)
        remember that smarmy, childish cunt Hermes? now every boss is Hermes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >remember that smarmy, childish cunt Hermes?
          No the only god of war I played was a little bit of 3 and the main part I remember was the sex scene that pans away to those 2 girls lezzing out hence my calling it unsophisticated

          What I also didn't realize when I was playing it was that my friend who's console I was playing it on had finished it and enabled auto complete on QTEs so I was just pushing buttons for no reason the whole time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hermes was a boss in 3. You end up ripping his legs off if I remember right. GOW3 was pretty brutal with its gore. There were times it got legitimately uncomfortable. The skin ripping as you pull Helios's head off, the Poseidon eye gouge, etc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually I just remembered another part about a level taking place on a titan, that was cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Baldur was fun boss to fight. I wish you'd fight him more times, but it was fun.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT SHIT SHIT
    FUCK ASS
    MOTHER FUCKER

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forget me.... Zanzibart....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fucking forget me, Zanzi-SHART!! rrrrrRRRAAAUUUAAGGGHHH

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just like le heckin deadpool

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Californians such terrible godawful writers? Aren't they supposed to be artistic and creative?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they drink plastic and corn syrup 24/7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally this. All Americans are half-plastic half-"human"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You derived this from a cherry picked screenshot you fucking hag?

      Why the fuck is this website full of god-damned pedophiles? I thought this was supposed to be cat pictures and gifs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I derived it from all media that California shits out.
        >Starts talking about pedophilia out of no where
        lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The whole fight leaked you gay

        The writing and voice acting is laughably bad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >non stop dialogue outside of 15-30 second intervals
          >it's all badly done and cringe worthy
          it's going to be a sad day when this comes out and retards eat it up regardless
          reboot GoW was the worst thing to happen to sony since the last of us

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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous

              it is a genuine challenge to even find a single bit of gameplay in this webm at all

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              CALL ON ME
              ON ME
              CALL ON ME
              ON ME

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the boss do SO LITTLE FUCKING DAMAGE?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It has difficulties. Give me god of war is harder than your little soulshit, zoomer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >turns every enemy into a damage sponge that two shots you
              Amazing difficulty design

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It probably isn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is the only reason you play God of War so that you can stick it to Souls players with your dudebros? What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet it would blow your tiny little peanut mind to know that lots of people play both franchises.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muh epic climactic dialog between the protags and the antag
          >Everybody is speaking like it's just a mildly intense conversation while they're doing elaborate acrobatic blade dances and shooting anime lasers
          >UH, BLOCKING, REMEMBER?

          This is what you'd expect in the season finale of some saturday morning action cartoon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude we had better shit than this

            ?t=1170

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well games are for children so

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Odin under heavy attack by Kratos
          >his voice actor just calmly delivering lines
          Why do the Blades of Chaos look so fucking lame in this? The attacks were boring.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >guy who should be on Zeus' level
          >does fucking nothing
          I get that the combat system wouldn't work on the same size scale as the original series, but christ couldn't they have made him a bit more impressive. These fuckers are supposed to be able to tangle with Titans and shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          atreus sounds even gayer now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this shit is so bad how do you go from Zeus to this ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol Sony is completely irredeemable. Glad I didn't buy a PS5

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is some retarded kid with tiny toy bow fights a fucking Odin? What the fuck is this shit lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >uh blocking, remember?

          really? lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >8 hours into the game
            >fighting the final boss
            >invincible npc sidekick is STILL giving you tutorial messages

            Is it laziness, or schadenfreude? The devs must know this kind of thing is aggravating to a lot of players. Maybe it's too hard to write the code to tell the brat to stop saying certain lines after a point, I donno, I'm not a coder.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Is it laziness, or schadenfreude?
              Worse, it's DORA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Marvel and its consequences have been a disaster for dialogue writing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is supposed to be Kratos' most formidable opponent ever? lol
          I can't believe I was actually considering getting this game at release.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was so bored with the last few years that I was actually entertaining the thought of GoyofWar too. Thankfully I have Ganker to keep me hating. Holy shit this looks awful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So Thor and Kratos team up at some point? Also why does Odin sound like a dork?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, I never played nuGoW. Is the fighting just bad or is the player in this terrible? For a "final boss" this looks really boring.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hes not bad the combat is just garbage
            old gow was pretty dumb but at least it was fun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          terrible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >deleted
          lel. Also why does every attack goes through Odin with 0 resistance like he is a ghost?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          That Odin doesnt sound like Odin at all

          yeah
          >that voice
          inexcusably fucking bad. FUCK the industry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Odin sounds like a moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck
          The dialog loses its shit at some points
          Odin talks like fucking patton oswalt
          He's also extremely spongey, the player does several impressive looking attacks (rain of spears, blades of olympus chimpout, parries that get slo mo) and they do almost no damage to him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Voice actor sounds like a whiny soiboi. Why would you give your final boss such a weak voice?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mirror?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This game is gonna get 95+ on Metacritic no matter what because it appeals to California soys right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yep, they always love this kind of institutional game where a lot of their fuckup friends manage to hold a middle class job on a game with a 300 million dollar budget doing the 3D modeling of the middle third of the axehandle for 9 months

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anyone got another upload somewhere?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Copyright claim by MUSO TNT LTD
          Not anymore

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where's the reup FAGTRON

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >people bought the fagstation 5 for this
          >they waited all this time for this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This game will be an across the board 10/10 and beat Elden Ring for goty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you must be underaged if you care about goty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You’ll be seething about it too in a months time gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have never once cared about goty, you might be subhuman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          snoyglop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/thaBi72.jpg

          DON'T FORGET ME, ALL FUCKER!

          how much soilent do I need to drink in order to enjoy this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Drinking this cup is enough

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >MAY CONTAIN CRUSTACEANS

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >2600 Calories
              Holy fuck is that legal?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'd shoot up a school (in minecraft) for that smoothie
              >38g protein
              ideal bulking food, too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          New source for the leak

          i want to go back bros

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          utter dogshit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dead
          anyone has mirror?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        easy there Anthony, easy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey, fuck you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's the matter cory ?
        Dropped your pacifier ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the fuck is this website full of god-damned pedophiles?
        m00t founded Ganker because anime pedos were kicked out of Something Awful. This place is born in sin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron where the fuck have you been thenlast fucking decade, this isnt sudden nor an isolated case.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >uses hag as an insult
        >calls us pedos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the fuck is this website full of god-damned pedophiles?
        Just say you want me to post e-bois.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SAUCE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Source

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys barlog, your studio is trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gow writers are browsing Ganker and seething at all the criticism their game gets

        Makes my dick hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder this happened with a different Sony game and the devs were so butthurt they started DMCA claiming memes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            TLOU 2?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

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        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm 25
        it's over hagbros...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bratty mes/v/gakis making fun of Ganker cakes once again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Anthony Burch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy projection balls. Are you trying to say something, anon? Don't worry, unlike Twitter, here we can say deeply personal stuff without any problem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, this is far from the first thing that has made me hate California

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        calling them pedophiles really pissed them off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The writing in this whole franchise is Marvel tier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dickychads living in normalfags heads rent free

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dickychads also living in prison rent free we just can't stop winning bros!!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            dickychads run the world, chud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we are the pedos
        >meanwhile this very progressive poster takes kids in drag to the local pride parade

        The whole fight leaked you gay

        The writing and voice acting is laughably bad

        >tacken down
        They are here. They are scared. They are chud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought this was supposed to be cat pictures and gifs.
        Assuming this post is genuine, it's weird that Ganker's reputation on this still persists with some people despite all the news about it nowadays, although it's still true lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        get the fuck off my board you dumb reddit moron. you ugly morons need to leave and never come back you scum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who mentioned anything about pedophiles? self report much burch?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How about e-boi cats
        I made this with an AI and I was gonna try give her one of those horned viking helmet things since it's a god of war thread but I decided it wasn't worth the effort of trying to get it right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      masculine characters written by the most gayy people on the planet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the natural outcome when an industry or institution can manage to survive while only caring about its own circle jerk. Everybody who worked on the game probably thinks it's fucking genius, it's only us plebs who think it's retarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        problem is any sane industry would've self-corrected by this point having realized none of their bullshit is actually making any money, but they're funded by external sources so it hasn't clicked yet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But they are making money, you coping retard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The gaming industry is saved by virtue of gamers being addicted to dopamine and having no standards or principles. It doesn't matter if the cinematic action adventure movie game is hamfisted shlock, 2/3rds of its budget is dedicated on marketing and the average player will be happy to mash square and see flashy effects happen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GoW is going to sell like toilet paper during the coof though. You know it to be true.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The people who create most modern games have no experiences of their own to pull from. Copying the latest hit in Hollywood is all they have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't actually writers. Writers have to sit at a desk every single day and write for hours at a time to make a living. These people probably spend all day coming up with a sentence and call it a day. They'd be let go at most agencies. Real writing for a living is honestly a tough career to handle with all the deadlines and shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's to make up for the fact they don't user slurs. You see, your average Gankerirgin might drop a gay or moron or even a chud midway through their sentence but not every other word is a swear. The frustration of not being able to call a fag a fag leads these commies to overcompensate by using "non-offensive" expletives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cause they live in California

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, that's just another lie they sold to you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The air pollution of cities literally lowers IQ by up to 10%. Hormone imbalances can also contribute to cognitive decline, especially in early years, that combined with sedentary lifestyles and the extended childhood most of these people live contributes to their puerile mindset. They can't write. Read any genre fiction book from before the 2000's and good or bad all the characters at least behave like adults, but all modern shit is full of escapism, sarcasm, quips, and "wit." Modern writing is basically just what it looks like when manchildren try to create a world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao cali morons are just as bad as chinks. all they do is steal and bastardize others works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they unionized and lowered the bar of quality because becoming a writing isn't about skill, it's about whether or not you are in the California clique.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burgers are just built different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a giant gay clique. The shitters never get called out within the walls or kicked out. If the internet calls them out then they are labeled le incel boogeyman

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING GODS WHERE'S MY COCKSUCKING WIFE'S SON

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All-fucker is probably just some Indian deity.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess, Burch the garden gnome wrote that line.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw you're not Anthony Burch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anthony burch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I tried really hard to make Kratos talk about kissing guys
      Why is this necessary?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Video games?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Smug liberal cunt calling out the boogyman just in case he reads it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OY VEY HOMOPHOBE, how dare you question the narrative. now open wide for your daily ration of extra poz goyslop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was already embarrassed and insecure about his writing contributions before the game even came out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as much as i hate this gay pandering sjw hypocritical dipshit, he did amazing work with borderlands 2/tps and tales from the borderlands when i look back at those games. too bad gearbox got rid of him for the newer installments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he has a type of genre and comedy that he's good at i guess and it worked in the borderlands games since they were already supposed to be kind of over the top and all that but his place in this one, which is supposed to be a super serious thing with maybe some random humor here and there, is completely misplaced

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he did amazing work with borderlands 2/tps and tales from the borderlands

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day. Taste beyond repair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Boy, did I ever tell you about Sparta?
      >Anyway the boys, seven years old, we would start training them to be warriors.
      >Anyway in order to teach them to serve their superiors, we would go in their barracks at night, and we would take their anuses. You see, it was not gay if you were on top. They were good friends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burch is a garden gnome? Figures

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        part Middle eastern I think.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the characters they made Mimir utter such a cheap jab? The most verbose guy and the king of banter in the game's universe? Holy mother of laziness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw thinking what the writing will be like in the remake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair Mimir probably has a hate boner for Odin big enough to rival Kratos at his worst.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can they suddenly do this when the previous game was nothing like it? even the normalgays will feel the whiplash from this one
    there better be a day 1 patch

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just like saints row 2022 where you are driving and the protagonist starts saying fuck for 20 seconds out of nowhere

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel movies turned out to be real cancer when it came to writing, and everyone is emulating them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joss Whedon writing capeshit movies and its consequences have been a disaster for writing in media

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it had less to do with Whedon and more to do with the first Guardians of the Galaxy cementing the trend. still somewhat derivative of the Whedon Avengers so I'll give you that anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GotG is the one who still managed to let serious scenes be serious without quips breaking them up. I think it was the second Avengers movie that really went overboard with the constant quipping.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whedon and Sorkin have ruined writing. Everyone either has a quip referring to current thing or lightning fast witty responses to dialogue

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DON'T FORGET ME, ALL FUCKER!
    Wait, he's fighting Zeus again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zeus, odin, jupiter, vishnu. They're all basically the same

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALL FUCKER! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >casual crap that focus on Story
    >Disney Marvel tier writing.
    I can only hope they re-reboot this IP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically a soft reboot. Just ignore dad of war and you're good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Next one, with grandpa Kratos in Eagypt.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit, this line would've been legendary among the boys in class back in the God of War 1 days

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dead medium

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love Americans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *Californians

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw you didn't buy a PS5

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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got one for FF16 not this trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I got a PS5 to play a PC game
        ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the snoy fears the *

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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I told everyone that buying a PS5 would be a mistake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i told my dumb brother and my mother and they still bought it, at 650 euro
        why are normies like this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i told my dumb brother and my mother and they still bought it, at 650 euro

          so what would you recomend to your brother? 1000 euro pc? lmao your mom smack yo ass bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he just plays fifa and nba, he can do that in the ps4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i told my dumb brother and my mother and they still bought it, at 650 euro
        why are normies like this?

        It runs every PS4 game. Most of them better than on the PS4 Pro. That alone is a good enough reason to get one if you can afford it. I refuse to go back into PC gaming. What a fucking waste of time, money, and energy that was for me over the last fifteen years. All so I can replicate the whole console experience and feel like I was better than the average retard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >play any game but a PS5 game
          >somehow better than PCs, which is getting some of the PS4 hits ported
          lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you can play bloodborne at the same quality it released with
          >and... uh.... yeah
          wow, really worth it bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would welcome it getting good games, because even if it meant I'd have to get a PS5 to play them, I'd be happy just see something good come out, but I just don't see the point in the console as it stands.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't expect anything good to come out of California Sony. Every publisher is also focusing on multiplatform these days, PS5 is unnecessary.

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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last console I bought was a ps2 and will likely be the last till I fucking die

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it released two years ago you'd think your joy over not buying one would've passed by now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        two years and still nothing is absolutely hilarious

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      Anonymous
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First time I've chosen Xbox over Playstation and I don't regret it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i got the console with no games instead of the console with no games
        good job?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used money I could have spent on a PS5 and bought a PS2 instead,
      comfy late night gaming with some San Andreas and FF10

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      I just wanted the Demon's Souls remake. But after seeing what they did to the music and crestfallen I lost all interest.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PS5
      I haven't bought a single AAA in more than a decade
      Only retarded let themselves be scammed that way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking as if you CAN buy one in the first place, fuck scalpers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >scalpers waste their money
        >sony doesn't actually make money off of consoles, and needs game sales
        >scalpers don't buy games

        >scalpers lose money, sony loses money

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Every day I'm glad that Godp dut me on this Earth at just the right time to laugh at Sonyfags.

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      Anonymous
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolute state of snoy franchises

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good knowing I'm not a mentally challenged snoyfag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually didn't know Anthony Burch was involved, so i was tempted to get one for God of War, guess i'll be saving me some dollarydoos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tempted for the demon's remake but that was pretty shit too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ps5 has no gaems

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime
        Pure goyslop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >*bends over, pulls pants down, spreads asscheeks apart with his hands, spews forth a geyser of hot liquid diarrhea onto your face*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            jej

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >room mate has one
      >it has exclusively been a blu-ray player for the last year and a half

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bought one and haven't turned it on since 2020
      I bought a physical copy of SoP and then pirated it
      I will buy a physical copy of FFXVI and then also pirate it
      I might turn it on once I can install CFW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't getting a PS5 until at least 2024 and that's only IF Rise of the Ronin turns out to be amazing. There really is no other exclusive game on the PS5 for the next 2 years that I want to play.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rise of the ronin will come to pc after a year or so just like nioh guaranteed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      truly a worthless console, the ps4 at least had bloodborne which made me buy one eventually but this thing has nothing

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a curse word in my video game?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I HECKIN LOVE SWEAR WORDS BROS ITS SO HECKIN FUNNY AND QUIPPY AND QUIRKY!!! IT'S LIKE MIMIR IS MY STEPDAD!!!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how does Thor die?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      diabetes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Odin kills him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apparently he doesnt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He transitioned to Torah.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sindri gets the final blow on odin btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was that the gay one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was the blue one

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how the most popular threads on Ganker are always either snoy threads OR thinly veiled steamfriend erp threads. So this tells me that when steamkeks aren't busy making threads about and posting in threads that revolve around sony 24/7 they're on the erp thread looking for some other loser to erp with on steam. So this is what being an epic PC gamer is all about, woah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit zoomers are really gay now, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude i just wanted to play fucking video games why do they have have to be awful and turn everyone into chud jannies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm attracted to girls irl
      Lol
      Lmao, even

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What di you call me?!
    >:(

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CRINGE

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you get Heimdall's Sword
    >It's not a weapon but a talisman active ability you pull out for a buff
    lol
    absolute lmao
    downright embarrassing. Only a single new weapon in the entire game for Kratos...

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New source for the leak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole fight leaked you gay

      The writing and voice acting is laughably bad

      That Odin doesnt sound like Odin at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh excuse me chud we don't know what Odin really sounds like
        This version is probably more accurate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Odin sound like the voice you get from playing something at 1.5x speed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      glad to see they are sticking with bulllshit like 'enemies with at most three attacks that have a billion HP' in a game with no combos o juggling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody shuts the FUCK UP. JESUS CHRIST. This is worse than the ratchet ps4 remake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats something that pisses me off so fucking much in modern games why do the characters need to be constatnly talking? especially since theres plenty of cutscenes were the characters get plenty of time to talk. dmc 5 also did that shit and it was fucking infuriating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that voice acting
      wow, they really don't give a shit do they

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck does the Head of the Norse Pantheon sound like THAT
      Everybody remember Zeus?
      They didn't even bother with Odin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because its written by Naselly garden gnomes for Naselly garden gnomes and voiced by Naselly garden gnomes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that gameplay looks nauseating.
      is this really the game normies constantly soi out over? It looks like a solo mmo boss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does larry david have no chill?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bruuh liiikee bruh, no chill am i right?? No cap fr fr on god 100%% my bro.
        You zoomoe gays are the reason the modern state of art is dead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mald

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >almost beat boss during boring mmo tier boss fight
      >he just gets health back and you have to do it all over again with even more dumb AoE's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >odin sounds like a nebbish garden gnome
      >some twink gay with a squeaker voice admonishing you for every mistake
      >UHH BLOCKING? REMEMBER?

      ive said it over and over, i have no idea how there are fans of this after the first one was so embarassingly bad, pure trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gaming journos keep telling me that it's for grown ups. Unlike the old games that only appealed to sexist teenage chuds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not made for God of War fans. They're ashamed of the old games and the "dudebro" fans that played them. They want to distance themselves from those people as far as possible. Millennisois, fags and women are their target audience now. Why is this so hard to get?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then why the fuck did they call it god of war why not make a new ip? oh yeah because that requires effort

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because God of War is one of Sony's biggest IP's that is also just old enough to nostalgia bait people into buying it. A match made in heaven.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              glad i don fall for that bullshit easly, i admit that i almost fell for it when the demon's souls remake came out then watch a video of it and saw that awful HUD and heard that generic boss music ugh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so glad rpcs3 exists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't read
        Post more Galko

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i've noticed when it takes itself very seriously and 'mature' or professional, no matter how shit it is, drones will think it's good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck AAA games so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always bothers me how they're having completely coherent conversations while trying to kill each other, and their voices never react to being hit or swinging their weapons, etc. It's a small complaint but it's in like every fucking game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I usually don't mind quips and talking from npcs during the game, gives them more character and make them appear alive. Uncharted 2 did it really well. But this shit is just too much and too unnecessary. Like in MCU movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >had some nasal voiced nerd do the lines
      Why not just hire a VA?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They hired a Hollywood actor but he clearly didnt gave two shits about doing a proper job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god this is absolutely terrible, the more I see about this game, the worst it looks holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what went wrong?
      The first game was actually good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous


      Had to look up VA. And it's Toby fucking Ziegler. Who the fuck though this was a good idea? He has no voice acting experience and his voice never had any actual personality except sounding gnomish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck Odin's VA is just not the right guy. he sounds like someone you call to settle a bill you thought you paid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Am I crazy or does this look incredibly bland? Is this supposed to be the final boss fight?

      Why arena so shit?
      Why does Odin have an awful VA?
      Why is he just a generic caster when they could take so much more from the mythos?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because snoy devs have no creativity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        been bland since gow4
        ascension was creatively bankrupt and gow 4 was bland, this new one is just reddit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God of Boy had interesting lore moments with the background of the world when mimir is talking about shit on the boat, but this shit is straight up AIDS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not get someone like David Sobolov Christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've only played it once when it came out but I liked GoW 4's gameplay, but this looks pretty fucking bland ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous


      LMAO that fucking janky animation at 3:27

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous


        Jesus Christ, you can just FEEL the Burch Maymaylands quips seeping their way in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Freya looks like she's just running around kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why cant westerners into good combat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what is considered the pinnacle of the industry
      I hate videogames and gamer culture so fucking much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is playing on the hardest difficulty right? No way the devs actually thought doing that little damage was good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Odin sound gnomish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous


      Why the fuck does Odin sound like the old dudes from Fallout 3?

      ?t=27

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN'T FUCKING TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ALL THOSE GODDAMN PARTICLES FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE

      Is this something recent?
      I don't remember older games having particle systems this obnoxious. At the very least I think they'd guide the player's eye on the actions as they were happening or whatever, this looks nothing more than a fucking eyesore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They need to push those heckin epic graphics. That's why they want to push 70 dollar games, so they can pretend that they're paying their graphic artists more (nevermind that a majority will just go right into some CEO's pocket).

        And then people look at me weird when I opt instead to play indie games like Spelunky or FTL.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God this looks and sounds like shit. I was at least expecting some more spectacle considering the AAA budget. I thought the old GoWs were pretty shit too but at least they had more impact than this. Kratos limply beating on some old man with lame lightning bolt attacks while cheevos and XP bonuses appear on the side of the screen is laughable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Play it at 1.25x speed or 1.5x speed. It sounds like some nasally nerd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he already does at normal speed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol this is MMO quality combat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking hate this shit with a passion, it's the most boring and unsatisfying shit in vidya

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the fucking slide to make you hit the enemy is the biggest offender

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So they haven't fixed move assist?
        Matchads, we lost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the more i watch this the more it reminds me of the thor ragnarok/love and thunder movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Another snoy game where the characters NEVER shut the fuck up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly dont understand how anyone can enjoy this shit, it looks witcher 3 tier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like a boss fight in world of warcraft or some shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was reading the thread thinking it was hyperbolic, wow this is fucking dire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many times you must have heard this line by this point in the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      now I know odin was a total bitchboy half the time in mythology but if I'm supposed to play the "press A for awesome" type of game he better not sound like a moderately obese hick in the middle of the argument about wood prices in home depot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous


      honestly the fight doesn't look too bad (except the "okay now jump to safe platform, and by now I mean within the next 15 seconds") but odin's VA is just wildly miscast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      next time someone tells you modern video games are art and not just for kids, show them this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? It's like a modern superhero movie which are art

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > shitty odin voice
      > characters never shut up
      > cringe basedbanter "all-fucker"
      > particle effects make the whole fight a clusterfuck
      > the quality of animations, lmao (see Odin slide at 4.00 min mark)

      They didn't even try.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or do the graphics have similarities to God fall - like a shiny, polished up mobile game? How the hell did they messed this up?
      >UUH BLOCKING REMEMBER?
      GOD I HATE THIS WITH A PASSION. That constant audiovisual handholding in games, just like with Horizon:FW - YES I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO, STOP TREATING THE PLAYER LIKE TODDLERS WHO NEED TO HEAR EVERYTHING HUNDREDS OF TIMES OVER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a shiny, polished up mobile game
        every game looks like this now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you make a fight against the leader of a pantheon so weak. They had infinite time and infinite budget. Where's the spectacle?
      God of War mechanically has always been weaker than other titles but usually it does spectacle very well.
      Just bullying a geezer on some mountain? I can't even imagine the normalfags that enjoy this kinda game would defend it. And don't even get me started on that dialogue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All attacks leave no visible impact on the enemy; something most action nip action games do like Kingdom Hearts or Devil May Cry
      Tell me why again was the herolted as "Almost a masterpiece" when the basic combat looks and feels so unsatisfying?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's with those slowdowns on certain attacks and parries?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the audience for this shit? Zoomers dont care about single player games and anyone older with some self respect should feel insulted at this Marvel tier script.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im a zoomer and i pretty much only play single player games, this however is fucking trash the original god of war games were better

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit masculinity

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of netflix castlevania when they had every character cursing like a sailor and when they weren't doing that they were spewing out zoomer speak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that shit was really annoying i stoped watching that crap after the second season, not only did they turned dracula into a depressed gay they completely ruined hector by making him into a complete bitch and issac by making him black, those were the 2 characters i wanted to see the most and they had to fuck it up somehow and apparently in the later seasons turns out alucard is a gay and takes 2 cocks in the ass or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        two japanese vampire hunters, who are like twins or something, reach out to alucard for training or something, and because he was all alone in daddy's castle, he took them in, fed them, treated them like human beings. he grew attached to them and used it to get close to him and in a moment of weakness they captured him but he was still able to kill them.

        the "moment of weakness" happened during a threesome with the two of them, he's apparently bisexual because they one was a man and the other a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so he only takes one cock in the ass, thats still sucks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he's a fucking vampire.

          why are people surprised a fucking vampire is some sort of bisexual sex pest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GAYS not welcome

            You still trying to normalize ironic gayry? Watch yourself

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Americans can you PLEASE do something about California and New York doing all the writing in media. You have like 50 states or something why not let other states write some stuff?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just outsource the work to Europeans who speak proper English. I'd put more faith into them at this point then Californians.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        at this point, just outsource it to indians
        at least it would be downright stupid to the point of being endearing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no bollywood cuhrayzee game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bollywood movie
            >it's an irl gmod sfm
            Every time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If this was done in a movie that's supposed to take itself seriously, it would look fucking retarded, but for whatever reason it looks just fine here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this looks way easier to take seriously than anything marvel related

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the funny thing if marvel were to do it, every character would wink at the camera while saying how cringe this is every 5 seconds, while indians legit think its cool and do it without compromise

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            whoa, I guess we westoids know where our soul fled to...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Titus Pullo died for this
            It's all so tiresome.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For the budgets they work with, this is great. Why are Indians so based?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fucking soul

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I watched Bahubali 1 and some of 2, they're really good movies. Good story and characters, and all the action scenes are ridiculous. And yes, it's played totally straight the entire time. I don't think Indians ever really evolved to have 'shame.'

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is awesome. It's like Indian Devil May Cry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw no bollywood cuhrayzee game

              Every single Indian action movie is Indian Devil May Cry. Tollywood is like what happens when the 12-year-olds making Newgrounds flash animations get enough of a budget to hire camera crews and VFX studios.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish more games had characters with the southern states accent, I love this shit
      t. euro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also Euro and I love Southern accents too. Like Rogue from the xmen 90s cartoon or Nico from DMC5. That sort of accent is hot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They do not have southern accents, they sound like random Californian dipshits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also Euro and I love Southern accents too. Like Rogue from the xmen 90s cartoon or Nico from DMC5. That sort of accent is hot.

        Unfortunately everyone in the west coast believes southern accent = stupid and so they'll only relegate it to punching bag caricatures.
        The irony of course being that southerners will play up their accent and stupidity when cityslicks roll by just to fuck with them

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women and effeminate males are incapable of sincere storytelling.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T FORGET ME

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You liked my writing, didn't you, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'd like to see the porn you had to film of all that cock sucking you needed to get in the position of writing for this piece of shit of a movie "game"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these lips are made for blowing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to buy Alanah's game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit about her writing or this game but I'd put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mean.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please elaborate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You see, I couldn't possibly care less about this game. The gameplay looks whack, and despite the high graphical fidelity the animations lack impact, the sound design is boring, and the dialogue is cringe. The game don't excite very much either so it's a pass.

          But you know what excites me. The idea of sticking my wee wee inside that bitch's vajayjay. Her eyes were made directly to look up yours while she's sucking dick. I mean the higher the ego the better it feels to enforce submission. Speaking of sucking dick, those lips look smooth and made for getting wet and rubbing up un down upon the meaty, manly shaft of a true, epic anonymous videogamer™.
          She doesn't even try to hide her cleavage. If anything she's showing off. I've seen enough tits to know that she's using a wonderbra or some shit to make it look that she more breasts than what's there, but it doesn't matter. My hands were made for grabbing, and her chest came into this planet to be held, squeezed and nipple-bitten-sucked-and-twisted by me. That's a fact, and her role in Santa Monica is only but a mere step into the way of the ultimate mating press of destiny.
          Usually before sticking it in there's foreplay. You eat her pussy out / finger her for a while while kissing to get ready but this is not the kind of girl that needs that. Just the taste of your legendary gamer dick pre-juice is enough to get her wet, ready, and begging for the pound of her life. Don't get me wrong, I'm an anon browsing Ganker, I have pussy to spare, but even then I'll obligue.
          She will last mere seconds but my dick's impetus will not be satiated. Minutes upon minutes of constant dicking will ensue, until the point where she cannot help herself but wrap me with her legs so I can't get away while I climax and spurt inside her.
          After a cigar and some cuddling I'll leave the house. She's laying on her in her bed, covered in the sheets, and while I cross the door she'll say, while crying...
          "Don't forget me, All-Fucker..."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post her swimsuit photos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to rape you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this bitch must be godlike dick sucker to get pushed and hired everywhere

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have leaks about whole plot yet?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKHEAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey, Travis Touchdown's dialogue is purposefully crass as part of his character, this shit has no excuse.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta 2 was a better Norse themed game like this, and it came out 8 years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta doesn't have nearly as good gameplay as god of war though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonetta doens't have nearly as good gameplay as god of war though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Thor God of Hammers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like how she keeps asking him whats he the god of. The writer really was patting himself on the back for that comeback moment.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I HECKIN LOVE MARVEL SOI QUIPS EVERY OTHER SENTENCE BROS!

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sony
    >our thor is based on the legend not marvel
    >also sony
    >hell yeah marvel quipping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they can't help it, this is as serious as they can possibly get.

      uber-Lefties from California are like 4 generations deep in indoctrination now, you can rail against them as much as you can an ant for following its instincts.

      THIS game wasn't made to piss you off, this shit was made with utmost effort on their part, its just that this is all they can do, this is them at their most try-hard.

      just really let that thought stew in your mind, they didn't even attempt to subvert here, but it leaks into everything they touch.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you only have two weapons the whole game
    western action games suck so much dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's honestly pathetic because og GoW was actually decent for a western action game and had a story that filtered normal gays and journalists
      it's funny to say this but when japan was so far ahead of everyone else gaming was genuinely better

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Blocking, remember?!
    Belowed Odin in the final moments of Ragnarok before Surtrs fire engulfed the nine worlds and everything within them

    I clapped, I clapped when I heard that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Atreus was saying that.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why does profanity make gays so mad?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are profanities always such a crutch?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do the hits feel so weak? this is supposed to be a battle between gods, it's supposed to be brutal yet it feels like both Kratos' and Odin's hits do nothing aside from a noise and a health bar damage, there's no impact at all, what the hell is this crap?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother? Just make it play like a mobile game, the cucks that are actually going to buy it won't care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats just how GoW is. Enemys were always hit sponges and took way too long to kill for just mashing square forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a total lie. It only got that bad with 2018.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah, GoW was limp spongy garbage pre-3, and even 3 had bloated enemy hp

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. People need to stop romanticizing the past. It's okay to call the nu-games terrible garbage, but let's not pretend that previous games were somehow better.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they were better but that's not saying much with how dogshit nu-gow is

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WELCOME TO THE OUCH, ALL-FUCKER

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Comparing this to Bayonetta is just astounding. Can't believe the disappointed after waiting 5 years for the 3rd entry.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Marvel so much it's fucking unreal.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incoming 10/10 GOTY with no criticisms whatsoever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      goyslop of the year amirite

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    come home white man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer 1

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Monica:
    >We want to depart from the edgy and inmature old trilogy and make a game fit for modern times and sensibilities
    What they actually mean:
    >yeah bitch we Marvel now, woooo!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do we make edgy cool and popular again?
      I genuinely miss those days over what we have now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely, Shadow the Hedgehog.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I'm just going to pretend that Kratos died at the end of 3 and ignore all of this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's what I've been doing all this time
      nu-gow is a bad fanfic

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy to see difference in hype between r/gamingleaksandrumours and this sub. Wonder who will be right when reviews come in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about reviews
      Anon, its going to be all 9s and 10s on Polygon, IGN and the rest. Theyll love this cringe mess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people love these kind of stuff so i'm not surprised if critics will rave at the writing.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALANAH PEARCE
    ANTHONY "OPEN RELATIONSHIP" BURCH

    HOW DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING JOBS???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So even freya joins in huh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just like my favorite marvel movie, avengers endgame, when iron man goes "avengers, assemble!" and all the avengers come in and attack Thanos!

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How should we voice our big bad boss old man character?
    >Give him a commanding voice like Thor?
    >Nah, give him a nasally middle aged voice, that'll work
    It's somehow even worse than the choice for Baldur last game, what the hell. Thor would have made a more proper final boss, and it looks like he's dead already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      considering odin uses magic and is a manipulator wtf would he have a commanding voice he is not meant to be a gigachad.

      He is meant to be a cunt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and his magic in the boss fight sucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's supposed to be a God

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way at all to officially get rid of diversity hires in the US?
    >Ban LGBT
    >Lenny Fink gets assassinated
    >Open up asylums
    What will make these people disappear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop making games in LA, or even working/buying from Naughty Dog.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >snoys legit think this garbage will win GOTY
    lole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >think
      What's the competition, exactly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sekiro beat Death Stranding so probably Elden Ring

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I haven't kept up with this stuff so I assumed DS won because it's a movie game. I'm glad actual videogames still get awards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will if they pay enough. Remember all the awards the last of us 2 got despite being a dumpster fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks GOTY is anything but a huge scam
      LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people still care about bullshit awards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will due to recency bias

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      games releasing much closer to VGA have much higher chances of winning, it's been months since ER release

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another clear example of why movie games will forever be bad for the medium.

    >dude look swearing and violence, we're so mature
    >time for some QTEs to make the player feel epic
    >can't forget those epic hallways to slowly walk down
    >need to hammer in our deep intricate morals
    >hold on, we forgot the actual gameplay? Oh well, just throw some MMO trash mobs in and it'll be fine
    >don't forget the 500 billion dollars spent on graphics and voice acting!

    Another spectacular stinker, courtesy of our friends at sony. Thanks!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you gays on this moviegame snit would complain about how bad rain is to try to own the guy pissing in your face

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If a guy is pissing in my face, I'm not gonna call it a refreshing sunday shower.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the point is to complain about the piss, not the rain

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that the guy pissing on me is trying to claim that it's rain. That's all movie apologists try to do.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they both Odin's voice acting? It's like they told him to barely try.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Learn English retard

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be worth it if that voice actor is saying it in his Senator Armstrong voice.

  65. 1 month ago
    sexo

    better battle https://youtu.be/rgy1TV12LDc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I posted the wrong link

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turns out r ratings keep games from having F bombs constantly was a good thing somehow

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like fun almost like an American made Ys title. Kratos just wants his adventure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >like an american-made ys title

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The level design is honestly no different than Ys 8 or 9

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the life of a physical fag, you spent your money on a trash system and you need to justify it now by sharing it with whoever can validate your shit purchases. LMAO kys

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let game is bad because of ze heckeb dialogue

    I wish Ganker would make up its mind if it liked movies or not because the gameplay to this looks better than the original and has a slew of enemies.

    If you’re in it for the actual gameplay this is a pretty solid action title

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the gameplay
      What, you mean

      >MASH X TO WATCH EXTRA AWESOME CUTSCENE
      Repeated for 20 hours?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i love damage sponge bosses screaming FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER IM FUCKING FUCKING YOU UP REMEMBER BLOCKING FUCKER for 24 straight minutes while epic_orchestral_battle.ogg plays several times louder than anything else

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i actually liked the 2018 game but this one looks pretty shitty

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, the writing in the first game was not like this at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If it was JUST Thor being crass, I could get it. Thor's kind of meant to be a brute, so him being a swear-happy shitlord would work. Mimir and the like swearing doesn't feel correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mimir did swear a few times in the old game and he's extra salty when it comes to Odin who tortures him daily
        But yes I think they should tone it down a bit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mimir's swears were a bit more "off-hand" and even then they felt like a guy being just tired of this shit. "All-Fucker" is also just a really weak insult. Get creative, insult something specific about the mythology, mock his missing eye, his ravens, something.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the ending?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow a mythological god said fuck, how subversive and edgy. No wait that's just cringe.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell do they do with Tyr? They've been building him up to be a huge deal but nothing's leaked about him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he probably only exists in a very small part of the game and fucks off forever because snoy is retarded and can't write engaging plotlines to save their lives.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does the ending has been leaked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they beat up odin, odin is a complete bitch, end of game, as written by anthony birch.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Question here.
    How do you make something like Norse Mythology, the thing that inspired a lot of rock/heavy metal album art. The "Heavy Metal" of Western Mythology when looking at things like the Greeks for example.

    And make it so, toothless, compared to the in universe Greek counterpart?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony Burch writes it is how, turns metal into borderlands quip gayry instantly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it too much to ask for modern writers, to understand what makes Norse mythology cool, is how metal it is?

        How can a game with the phrase, Ragnarok in it's title be so. Dull. Thanks Anthony Burch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats exactly why Ganker is relentlessly shitting on this game, theres a time and a place for the writing, like if the game is ment to be a lighthearted comedy for example, but god of war and norse mythology is definitely not that, the tone is shit and unsuitable for showing people with this game. shits straight up incongruent with itself yo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe one day we'll get good modern Norse Mythology game. Until then, I suppose least snoys will eat this up.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part is Zeus was canonically a super horny bastard but somehow this never got acknowledged yet we have this

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so spoil me
    how does kratos dies so the little gay can be the new mc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dying

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOD ODIN SOUNDS SO FUCKING LAME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that he lacks grandiosity, it's that he lacks ANY sort of punch. Baldr sounded kinda like just some guy, but he at least sounded like an asshole. Odin is just blaaand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Baldur screaming MOTHERRRRR during the fight was funny as fuck, fucking insane gay with mommy problems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish VA. Dont question it goy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because gnomish nepotism
      >schiff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know the MCU movies get memed on here, but Hopkins' depiction of Odin remains undefeated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder they almost made Odin a shitty hobo dying in some ditch then changed it for the final release, really makes you wonder what the fuck is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >makes you wonder what the fuck is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies
          They been making the male characters job to the female ones for a while now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have these retards never stood up? this is the most unrealistic physics I have ever seen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >really makes you wonder what the fuck is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies
          Who the fuck left that it went from a functional framework for movies to an unworkable schizophrenic mess?

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waaah why don’t these fictional gods fit my internal head canon about them!!!!!! Boycott!!!!!!

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did GOW unironically need a story post greece?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this one is for Brok
    Did the blue dwarf die?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Odin kills him according to the leaks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >killing comic relief side characters
        Too far

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its time for video games to grow up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >killing the chad dwarf and not his onions brother
        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brok is gay. Not very progressive of them to kill him off...

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All hype deflated. FF16 really is the only good PS5 game, fuck.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We really fucking need a name for this retarded, Joss Whedon style writing of:
    >Um... He's right behind me, isn't he?
    Type of writing and dialogue.
    It's a fucking plague by now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      capeshitesque

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man modern western games fucking suck.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anthony burch magnum opus

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >plebbit loves it

    because of course they do

    i think there was some retarded shift in consumer awareness in recent years, where everyone just stopped being critical and everyone now is literally AFRAID of not being hyped for the next big thing

    it's absurd that blind hype and praise are fine but criticism and not being onto the hype train is shat on as being a contrarian or an edgelord

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A shame that Richard Schiff either phoned it in with his role as Odin this game or was given no direction from Santa Monica Studio.
    Because I really liked him in The Good Doctor. I was hoping he could go all out here.

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