Don't mind me, just pirating this ham. If I like it I'll buy it during a sale.

Don't mind me, just pirating this ham. If I like it I'll buy it during a sale.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy it during a sale.
    I won't buy it ever, deal with it homosexual.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    offtopic ham posters need rope correction

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piracy aye? Who be your first mate? Where be your ship?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a large black tote bag, go into the grocery store and put large and expensive items in the bag, trick is self checkout and you have to buy at least 1 thing like a candy bar and leave normally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn’t work at Walmart where they have like 3 people working self checkout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it definitely does, just don't be a pussy homosexual
        gonna let some minimum wage deformed moron look into your personal bag? say no. ez.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this also works, or worked for really anything in general. I had a friend that was an insane thief and he eventually worked his way up to taking one of our friends with him and she'd take this frick off size tote bag(she was a big girl too) and he'd shove upwards of 500 2008 dimma dollars worth of stuff in there. Funnily enough he only got caught because a store suspected him and the concrete thing they had was her squealing lol.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello AAA studio! Trying to turn the tides? Nope! Frick you! You fricked up!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      how do I pirate a steak

      Cypher pls

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I pirate a steak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read 2 posts up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just find a cow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy, but you'll need some hardware to do the copying.

      1. Get semen from someone else's bull.
      2. Inseminate your own cow (you'll have to buy at least one of these, but you'll use them to pirate a bunch of other cows).
      3. Receive copied cow approximately 9 months later.
      4. Feed pirated cow. If you're on a budget, you can just let them eat grass but you tend to get tastier results with some grains.
      5. Butcher pirated cow. You should now have tons of pirated steaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you ham wizard for making free hams.

      Well first, butchers need to conglomerate into a massive meat distributer who stops selling meat, and instead sells limited conditional use licensee, then once meat is no longer sold, but the license for your replicator, bam. Infinite steaks.

      except digital files can be distributed without costs

      We literally volunteer to do it 🙂 don't forget to seed ham.

      >You have to call the store and have them check your receipt number every time you want to eat some of the ham

      >buy ham
      >instead of a ham they give you a ticket that says you own 1 (one) ham

      You can only cook the ham one way, they have a ham rights management officer watching your ham to make sure you don't add salt, if you do he steals it.

      The practice correlates more strongly with socioeconomic class or relationship to capitol than ethnicity. Lazy scapegoat/diversion

      Why does every law office have a Stien in the name?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read 2 posts up

      Just find a cow.

      Easy, but you'll need some hardware to do the copying.

      1. Get semen from someone else's bull.
      2. Inseminate your own cow (you'll have to buy at least one of these, but you'll use them to pirate a bunch of other cows).
      3. Receive copied cow approximately 9 months later.
      4. Feed pirated cow. If you're on a budget, you can just let them eat grass but you tend to get tastier results with some grains.
      5. Butcher pirated cow. You should now have tons of pirated steaks.

      Thank you ham wizard for making free hams.

      Well first, butchers need to conglomerate into a massive meat distributer who stops selling meat, and instead sells limited conditional use licensee, then once meat is no longer sold, but the license for your replicator, bam. Infinite steaks.

      [...]
      We literally volunteer to do it 🙂 don't forget to seed ham.

      [...]
      [...]
      You can only cook the ham one way, they have a ham rights management officer watching your ham to make sure you don't add salt, if you do he steals it.

      [...]
      Why does every law office have a Stien in the name?

      >how do I pirate a steak
      https://litter.catbox.moe/uolzmr.MP4

      Behold, detroit boyz.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get stem cells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find a way to remove the barcode and avoid cctv sightings and you free to go with your chicken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thread too bug to check, but you CAN 3d print "steak"

      Technology straight from Isr*el.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Syberia after pirating it. That’s it. Everything else I STOLE, HAPPILY!!! I hope the devs die from starvation!!!! And their families too!!!!!!!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ham is missing from shop when you steal it
    >game is not missing when I pirate it
    these are not the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go back to store
      >Identical ham is in spot where i got my ham
      Skill issue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice of you to return it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go back to spot where I got my ham
        >took too long to buy it and they only have prosciutto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres like 4 billion pigs on farms being slaughtered everyday for fat fricks to eat, you're actually doing the world a favor if you tank the meat industry by stealing meat. truth is it would simply go unnoticed though, the meat is worthless and sold at ridiculous markup. stealing food is morally correct

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cum

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw a trailer released today that the devs obviously put a load of effort into.

    It got 14 views.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the devs
      Just shill your shit already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beg me some more and I might tell you what game it is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am interested.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, I was bluffing anyway, I need to get 15 views for the devs in the next 24 hours or else they murder my whole family. the shill business is pretty cut throat

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maniac Mansion, huh. Not sure if people have the patience for this stuff these days. The "Western anime imitation" cutscenes clash heavily with the in-game style, but seems kinda cool otherwise.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A Maniac Mansion clone? hm
              Trailer was decent though it seemed more like a proof of concept.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would actually be excited if it wasn't for picrel. Sad! Many such cases.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn bro that's crazy. also, have you considered having sex with a woman?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pls get excited for and donate to the indie kickstarter scam
                no

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This cost you a view. Frick you I liked maniac mansion too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pseudo anime style
              >Old computer game graphics
              >Fricking maniac mansions
              Oh...That is an interesting combination, I guess....

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting aesthetic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to keep it 100% with you: it looks like shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek, this looks like ass.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, a successor to Maniac Mansion comes out and I don't even hear about it except from some gay on Ganker who was sad nobody heard about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >14 views
      That were counted. If guilty of "wrongthink" platforms will cap views as punishment. Everyone is rigged.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirates ham
    >seeds ham to hundreds of ham enjoyers
    >take a bite
    >eh, it's kinda shit
    >throws it in the trash
    Make better ham if you want me to pay for it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game
    >pirate same game
    >company thinks someone stole a copy and they lost revenue
    >they spend hundreds of man hours and thousands of dollars trying to stop a thief that doesn't exist
    >captcha: HOOD

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I pirate.
    No, I won't buy.
    No, I'm not ashamed.
    No, I will not stop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if u rly like the game?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    except digital files can be distributed without costs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could pirate some stuff from the electronic isle, I need a new monitor

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder 3/4 of all theft is wage theft by mostly already wealthy people from poor people, but everyone is kept really focused on the 1/4 that's mostly stolen from corporations by poor people, for some reason...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The practice correlates more strongly with socioeconomic class or relationship to capitol than ethnicity. Lazy scapegoat/diversion

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy ham
    >instead of a ham they give you a ticket that says you own 1 (one) ham

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to call the store and have them check your receipt number every time you want to eat some of the ham

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For getting riled up at israelites being israelites and nogs being nogs, Ganker sure manages to act exactly like them. Or is this a case of "I don't hate their conduct, I hate that it's them doing it and not me"?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i take a little steak for free, and im the bad guy?
    right, okay

    a dozen eggs is 6 dollars, and im the bad guy

    i live in a desolate wasteland of tar and cement. there are criminals all around us, they have done so much pure evil

    and i cant take a little steak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so long as the victim isn't an old lady stealing not really a big deal, like, she wasn't going to retire on that steak. just pick the right victims. this guy here is a bad thief:

      be a good thief

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a piece of shit.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could pirate some ham

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate apple from orchard
    >it grows back anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to sucking dicks on reddit

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take pig, mate it with Samantha, your pet pig. Eat her children. That's what piracy is. Completely different to just stealing ham. And ensures pork doesn't disappear from the menu.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scan ham
    >take ham that scan
    >leave original ham

    There is no scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ham scan scam scam?

      it's a textbook scam everyone learns back in grade school

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pirating or Buying AAA shit

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pirating a ham is what I call not paying your mother after sex.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where was the copy you made

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, working christmas at grocery store
    >cs girl calls me to desk
    >guy comes in wanting to return a ham
    >alri-
    >this ham is from a different store
    >will not leave the counter
    >store manager there that day for the big money too so call him over
    >says the same thing and just refuses to leave
    >this goes on for three hours
    >cop happens to be in the lot at the time
    >get him in there
    >cant make him leave for whatever reason
    >texts the regional manager
    >tells him to just let the idiot have it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great unintelligible story, moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wowee look at that fricking projection lmao, sorry your mom dropped you on your head

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops, meant for

          >be me, working christmas at grocery store
          >cs girl calls me to desk
          >guy comes in wanting to return a ham
          >alri-
          >this ham is from a different store
          >will not leave the counter
          >store manager there that day for the big money too so call him over
          >says the same thing and just refuses to leave
          >this goes on for three hours
          >cop happens to be in the lot at the time
          >get him in there
          >cant make him leave for whatever reason
          >texts the regional manager
          >tells him to just let the idiot have it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so which is it, moron, brown, esl or all three? Because you're definitely one if you couldn't follow that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oops, meant for

              >be me, working christmas at grocery store
              >cs girl calls me to desk
              >guy comes in wanting to return a ham
              >alri-
              >this ham is from a different store
              >will not leave the counter
              >store manager there that day for the big money too so call him over
              >says the same thing and just refuses to leave
              >this goes on for three hours
              >cop happens to be in the lot at the time
              >get him in there
              >cant make him leave for whatever reason
              >texts the regional manager
              >tells him to just let the idiot have it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this was meant for

                >enjoys ham
                >tells all friends & internet randos about the ham
                >ham seller now has a bunch of new customers
                problem?

                it's hamblined

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                awwwwww you just gonna keep doing that little buddy?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool you have a replicator? Awesome.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes, Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you mean 9?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could speedrun it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average-sized person, I'd say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of those sphinxy riddles where you don't have to bother with the drinks because you can't eat drinks those are just there to trick you. Nor do you have to eat the tray and the cardboard, because inedible objects don't need to be eaten. Nor do you have to consume 100% of a food item for it to have count as being eaten. A single bite of a burger is a burger eaten. You don't have to eat the whole thing to eat a burger. You've eaten it as soon as you eat one bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be full after fries. Maybe I could fit a one Big Mac after that.
      Then again I'm not a complete fat ass and/or American.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd go for the burger instead of fries, knowing I wouldn't finish it I'd at least get the meat.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enjoys ham
    >tells all friends & internet randos about the ham
    >ham seller now has a bunch of new customers
    problem?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody buys the ham before the sale
    >Ham is destroyed anyway

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as the store still keeps a copy of the ham, that's fine, sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my local store has a hamp stamp at checkout to stop that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have trillion of copies
      packaged or as a living being on a farm
      its interesting to me if every one of us stole 1 ham item everyday for a month , what would happen? would industry collapse? or would it produce more and more? you cant pull the plug neither

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quake hampionsgays btfo

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate the few AAA games that interest me
    >buy AA games (like Yakuza) during sales
    >buy indies full-price because I like to give them my support, especially if they're self-published

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes a game studio "indie"? Where's the line?
    For me it's the HR department. If you have one - you're not it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only an indie game if it's made by ONE guy. That's what independent means. By yourself. ONE. UNO.

      sometimes it can be an indie game if it's made by twins though, but twins are sort of like a Unit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Independent doesn't mean "one person". Never has. That a strange thing to get hung up on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I'm an independant thinker so what you say has not relevance. In fact, the fact that it "never has" meant that is all the more proof that I'm an independent thinker. If anyone else thought like me, I wouldn't be much of an independant thinker.

          Thanks for implicitly supporting my entire worldview and identity by denying it totally.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm an independant thinker
            No such thing. What do you think philosophy is? Stop being dumb.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think Philosophy is, would be a much better question?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's only an indie game if it's made by ONE guy
        Not really. An indie game can be made independently by a small team. For example: Bleed, Thomas Was Alone, Downwell, Gunlord, the list goes on. Not every indie dev has to be """Team""" Shanghai Alice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's utter nonsense, of course. You're delusional. Your definition is paradoxical because there's no requirement that it be "independently" made by a small team. It could be independently made by a large team. It could be independently made by the human race. All games are INDIE. BRAVO moron.

          independent means alone. by yourself. always has. fricking troony

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It could be independently made by a large team.
            Yes, it actually could. That's why there's no one definition of indie. Saying it HAS TO be made by one person is just wrong though. It's about scope and funding, not the team size, wienergobbler.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big-name producer/publisher throwing money at a devteam to make a game for them to publish: Not indie.
            Small team funding their own game (or using crowdfunding) for what's almost always a passion project: Indie.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs have fixed salaries, morons
    Like any other job, they're wagies like you
    Who really gets hurt from piracy is the owners, ceos, ie rich pockets, they might lose a million, pocket change who cares they didnt die
    devs didnt die, and if they get fired they still have the skills

    Again and again majority of you or its one very stupid guy show the insane amount of stupidity
    Look I know americans are lower iq than the brighter of us but its so ridiculous
    Is it stockholm syndrome? buyers remorse? greed?
    I buy things of course, but when I can get things for free online I get em and thats
    If its more convinient to buy to tryout multiplayer then id skip the game or eventually buy if im desperate
    Yes majority of us are very greedy as well and its normal
    Theres nothing free in real world without consequences
    Like blacks steal clothes or tvs but they live in a place where its allowed
    I cannot do it
    But in digital space I can play games for free, watch movies for free, read books and websites
    So thank rich pockets for that

    Why these threads still get brought up is beyond me
    Stop caring what people do with their money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Devs have fixed salaries, morons
      Company goes under because it hasn't sell its product.
      Fire employees.
      Devs have no salaries anymore.

      It's almost like you're too dumb to breathe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        join another company moron
        if youre in 3rd world and a game designer you obviously think youre better than majority of you country
        serves you right homosexual b***h

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real question here is how did you make a exact copy of the ham?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing only Ganker is obtuse like this
    I think they're all tendiehomosexuals too
    Every othet board steals shit and doesnt think twice

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sakura lips

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