>dont mind me,just pirating this blood
>dont mind me,just pirating this blood
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>only female mosquitos suck blood
we are ALL gonna make it bros.....
I'll do you one better, anon: i had a tick on my dick. I GOT MY DICK SUCKED!
Som how do you do, fellow non-virgins?
>close my eyes to finally sleep
>bbBBBZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>spend the next 2 hours wide awake hunting the fucker (and failing)
my lifehack is get one of those electrical flyswatters, pretend to sleep (those retards have no idea) and then when you hear buzzing start swinging the flyswatter around until you get lucky. It may take a few tries but I've never been interrupted in my sleep since I've started doing that
The real tech is
>lay on side
>put the electrical flyswatter on your ear
>wait until they’re in ear rape zone
>quick flick upwards
Works 100% of the time
>Electrical flyswatter
You didn't kill the mosquito
>not just grabbing them with your hand while in complete darkness
never gonna make it
>ear rape zone
Why do they do this. Why do they have to attack us with that maddening buzz when we least expect it.
skill issue
Oh man, I always used those electric paddles.
Cultivate spiders like me.
Sorry to hijack the shitpost thread friends but,
Do you have a moment to talk about our goddess queen Aqua?
sorry but i only worship eris
Consider this:
We give away edible soap to our faithful!
>pads her chest
So you're copying the blood and leaving the original untouched?
Aqua is only good for anal
what does Aqua pee taste like
Literally made for leglocking impregnation with me
I wanna see her Feet!
>Aquaposters are mosquitoes
it all makes sense now
The blood's not for sale, it's just personal property theft
it's not theft, they're making a copy
But it is theft, they’re taking my blood
it's a nonconsensual blood donation
no it's okay, they made a copy
how do you copy blood?
they made a copy without your consent, totally different
It's not a copy though. There is measurably though minutely less blood in my body after they take it.
flies are not known to copy blood, this is fake news
>they're making a copy
???
If they didn't carry diseases and make you all itchy would you even bother to kill them? I wouldn't
this, imagine if getting bit would get you high and comfy instead of itchy, they would eat all they want and we would never kill a single one, stupid mosquitoes evolution what where they thinking!?
Piracy is the reason why we have GAAS and multiplayer prioritized game development today.
You ever tense your muscle as it’s sucking and have one explode?
I call bullshit
just get them with your hand and suck the blood out of them. that'll show'em
>Dont worry bro you can regenerate blood for free anyway, im not stealing anything!