>dont mind me,just pirating this blood

>dont mind me,just pirating this blood

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only female mosquitos suck blood
    we are ALL gonna make it bros.....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one better, anon: i had a tick on my dick. I GOT MY DICK SUCKED!
      Som how do you do, fellow non-virgins?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >close my eyes to finally sleep
    >bbBBBZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
    >spend the next 2 hours wide awake hunting the fricker (and failing)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my lifehack is get one of those electrical flyswatters, pretend to sleep (those morons have no idea) and then when you hear buzzing start swinging the flyswatter around until you get lucky. It may take a few tries but I've never been interrupted in my sleep since I've started doing that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The real tech is
        >lay on side
        >put the electrical flyswatter on your ear
        >wait until they’re in ear rape zone
        >quick flick upwards
        Works 100% of the time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Electrical flyswatter
          You didn't kill the mosquito

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not just grabbing them with your hand while in complete darkness
          never gonna make it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ear rape zone
          Why do they do this. Why do they have to attack us with that maddening buzz when we least expect it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh man, I always used those electric paddles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cultivate spiders like me.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to hijack the shitpost thread friends but,
    Do you have a moment to talk about our goddess queen Aqua?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sorry but i only worship eris

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Consider this:
        We give away edible soap to our faithful!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pads her chest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you're copying the blood and leaving the original untouched?

      Aqua is only good for anal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what does Aqua pee taste like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally made for leglocking impregnation with me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see her Feet!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Aquaposters are mosquitoes
      it all makes sense now

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The blood's not for sale, it's just personal property theft

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not theft, they're making a copy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But it is theft, they’re taking my blood

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's a nonconsensual blood donation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it's okay, they made a copy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how do you copy blood?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they made a copy without your consent, totally different

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a copy though. There is measurably though minutely less blood in my body after they take it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it's okay, they made a copy

          they made a copy without your consent, totally different

          flies are not known to copy blood, this is fake news

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they're making a copy

        ???

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they didn't carry diseases and make you all itchy would you even bother to kill them? I wouldn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, imagine if getting bit would get you high and comfy instead of itchy, they would eat all they want and we would never kill a single one, stupid mosquitoes evolution what where they thinking!?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piracy is the reason why we have GAAS and multiplayer prioritized game development today.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You ever tense your muscle as it’s sucking and have one explode?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I call bullshit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just get them with your hand and suck the blood out of them. that'll show'em

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dont worry bro you can regenerate blood for free anyway, im not stealing anything!

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